“Click the big cookie
Buy some cursors and grandmas
Automate baking”
—SalemTheDog
"Click click click click click
Click click click click click click click
Click click click click click"
—wrenchwench
I clicked the cookie
And hired some more grandmas
Grandmatriarchs mad
—"A Haiku about Cookie Clicker"
by mcdisacoolguy on Tumblr
Clicked on that cookie.
Gazillion clicks later,
demonic grandmas.
—"A Haiku" by Tf58 on Cookie Clicker Wiki: Fanon Edition
Just keep on clicking
Almost got the Time Machine
Just one more grandma
—"Cookie Clicker Haiku" by KKMOC-Corps on DeviantArt
Just started clicking
How did it end up like this?
Now I will never stop
—Andygal
It started with a click
How did it end up like this?
It was only a click. IT WAS ONLY A CLICK!
...I need to lay down; this isn't a haiku at all either
I don't care, I be pimping on my cookies
—Derplunn57
It started by click,
Just one simple mouse's click.
Now you doomed us all.
—Megachamp
More and More Grandmas,
Baking and Baking them all,
As they say "Moist Cookies".
—Megachamp
One single mouse click,
Just one singular mouse click,
Caused insane chaos.
—YeetusDeletus69420
This game will teach you
About how numbers that big
have actual names.
—LendriMujina
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