- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- Yeah, sometimes. Dogs, too.
- People shoot anything you can fire a bullet at.
- Curiously, that includes bullets.
- And Gilmores.
- Who is John Galt?
- John Galt's just this guy, you know?
- This guy who doesn't shut up.
- Who?
- The guy who's going to rant and rave for 140 pages, when the world continues to muddle along without him, unchanged from before. "It's anti-life and anti-man!"
- Anti-life?
- A Catchphrase of Ayn Rand's.
- Some guy with a big mouth and way too much time on his hands.
- I’ll do you one better! WHY is John Galt?
- The Scottish novelist who founded the Canadian city of Guelph.
- One of Atlas' aliases.
- Someone who takes his disagreement with the sociological concept of reciprocal altruism as a key force in human psychology and cultural development to a further extent than most academics currently approve of.
- I thought you said that Who was The Question. Make up your mind, damnit.
- Cheat enabled!
- John Galt plays first base?
- Who breaks a butterfly on the wheel?
- Chuck Norris.
- Mr. and Mrs. Galt's son.
- Pat Sajak.
- Come to Sorashido City, and you can see a Butterfly behind the wheel.
- Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
- No. Androids only dream of the systematic annihilation of all mankind.
- Actually, we do sometimes dream of Ampharos and Sheep Man.
- Yes, but the sheep is the king of Celebration, Florida, which is in China for some reason and also in space. And he wants me to go on the dreadfully important secret mission of breaking into my grandfather's house to find out which of two cranberry sauce recipes taste better. Also, if I look directly at Ronald Regan I fail the mission. But before I can go an evil sentient neon sign captures me and takes off the top of my head in order to take embarrassing pictures of the top of my skull and post them on the internet. Also the city is made entirely of pork, and inhabited by super strong penguins and I'm only there because they mistook me for some super important wealthy person, which I'm exploiting by getting all the noblemen there to buy my next album. Also something about monkey bars.
- Probably, considering how cheap it is.
- What color is the blue whale?
- Orange. It was swimming in dye.
- Greyish.
- Pink.
- Blue! DUH!
- White. the water just makes it blue.
- Dolphins! I knew you were in league with the whales!
- Pathetic Earthlings! Who will save you now?
- Flash! (Aa-aah!) - he'll save every one of us!
- Superman!
- Optimus Prime... No matter the cost.
- Commander Shepard!
- Hi. I’m Oscar. You might think you know, but you have no idea.
- The Doctor!
- ... Doctor who?
- Saving the earth requires one terabyte of free space.
- Mighty Mouse
- Save me, Jebus!
- ♫Mosura, ya Mosura~... Dongan kasakuyan indo muu~... rusuto uiraandoa hanba hanbamuyan randa banunradan, tounjukanraa... Kasaku yaanmu~♪ note note
- Rowsdower saves us and saves all the wooooorld!
- America! Fuck Yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!
- I don't need anyone to save me! I can take care of myself!
- HERCULES MULLIGAN!
- Why did the dead baby cross the road?
- To get to the other... HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIE BABY!
- Don't worry, the giant spider ate it.
- ...Catapult?
- No, no, I asked "why", not "how".
- And I answered. The reason it crossed the road was that there was a catapult there to launch it. It's just also conveniently how it did it too.
- To get to the other BRAAAIIINS.
- To have his motives questioned.
- For the comedic value.
- Because it was stapled to the chicken, you dopey fuck!
- Because he wouldn't Go the Fuck to Sleep.
- To get to the other... HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIE BABY!
- Where's Waldo?
- In hiding.
- Dating Carmen Sandiego.
- Where's Hiding?
- Finding YOU!
- Marion County, Ohio.
- Just look for the big horse, and the windmill!
- IN THE BATHROOM!
- He joined a cult
- Sleeping with your wife
- In Ned's bomb shelter
- His name's Wally. Get it right.
- Fighting Frank Castle.
- I’ll do you one better! WHO is Waldo?
- What's it all about, really, when you get right down to it?
- You can't trust any bugger farther than you can throw him, and you can't do anything about it, so let's have a drink.
- The point is...dolphins.
- Cats. Cats are nice.
- Cute girls in glasses.
- We're here to devour each other alive.◊
- The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.
- There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
- There is a third theory which states that both of the above theories were invented by a wily editor of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in order to increase the amount of uncertainty in the universe, and boost the sales of the Guide.
- The Hokey Cokey.
- Me
- Cheese!
- Lawn mowers.
- You wanted to feel like something you're not: a hero.
- You know, kids? I've been thinkin'. At the end of the day, Summerween isn't about candy or costumes. Or even scaring people. It's a day when the whole family can get together and celebrate what really matters: PURE EVIL!
- How can we eat? Why do we eat? Where shall we have lunch?
- Uh, one question at a time, please?
- Because You Have To Fucking Eat.
- It's just a show. You should really just relax.
- Well after we eat, lets go hit the club and have ourselves a little fuckfest!
- You eat like you mate.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
- I am.
- SHE IS!
- Shut up! You're ugly!
- We finally balanced the metagame, so now everyone's completely fair. Have fun.
- Your Mom
- HERCULES MULLIGAN!
- (scoffs) Me, obviously.
- My beauty rivals the divine... and my power will CRUSH all you hold dear!
- Who says I'm fair? *BLAM*
- Why do they announce so cheerfully that they intend to "kill the old red rooster when she comes"?
- So they can make "cock-a-leeky soup."
- Trick question! Roosters are always male!
- Hell no. You got the context dead wrong. In the phrase "when she comes", the "she" DOES NOT refer to the old red rooster.
- Because they grabbed the Villain Ball and spilled the beans.
- Look, if I want to kill you that's MY prerogative, okay?!
- Has some one freed the evil magic dragon?
- What would humans be without love?
- Then again, what are they with love?
- Extant.
- The Heartless. Or Empty Shell. There's probably an index of this.
- They wouldn't have been killed or had their children taken away.
- Ooh, that's a Very Bad Thing.
- Just Berry, Pine, and Passion, I suppose.
- Then again, what are they with love?
- Is he in heaven? Is he in hell? That demmed, elusive Pimpernel.
- Heaven can't save us, hell is a joke! No place left to go!
- Heaven didn't want me and Hell was afraid I'd take over.
- They keep telling me 'bout Heaven, it sounds a lot like when I'm with you.
- Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO?
- This Splatoon Game Mod is just crazy.
- What's That From?
- Is that my cow?
- I'm pretty sure my lack of anything resembling bovine creatures would be a dead giveaway.
- It is a smartass! That's not my cow!
- We're ringing livestock for the sake of identification. If you know your cow's ID, we may help you find it.
- It is a helpful person! That's not my cow!
- That depends, can I blame something on it?
- That's what the goat is for.
- Which one? Last I heard, you had two of them.
- I'm pretty sure my lack of anything resembling bovine creatures would be a dead giveaway.
- Who Goes There?
- How Much for Just the Planet?
- All of the treasure and 99,999 coins.
- We’ll take it for $11.95!
- Less our twelve-dollar trade-in! You owe us a nickel.
- You'd think planets like this were a dime a dozen!
- On the cover, what did that say? Did that say there will be a Monster at the end of this book???
- Boy, why are you crying?
- All my pretty ones? Did you say all? O hell-kite! All? What, all my pretty chickens and their dam at one fell swoop?
- Oh, it's nothing. Just some smoke from the campfire.
- Dumbledore now became very interested in a bird out on the window-sill, which gave Harry time to dry his eyes on the sheet.
- A good butler never cries while on duty, madame! *sniff* It must be my allergy to felines making my eyes tear!
- Are you surprised at my tears, sir? Strong men also cry. Strong men ... also cry.
- Yeah sure. I just think I got something my eye. I think I better check it out...
- No! Elmo just has something in his eye.
- These aren't tears! We're vomiting through our eyes!
- No, I mean, well, yeah, so what, eh? The light's so beautiful, eh?
- I'm fine. I have something in my eye, that's all. [sobs] ...I have something in my other eye. [sobbing] I have something in my heart...
- No! Only girls cry! Men weep!
- ...Devils never cry.
- I did not cry! I had something in my eye.
- No, it's allergies... I've... pollen count is high.
- I'm not crying. I'm sweating.
- Of course not, it's... it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.
- I have a cold.
- This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!
- I'm not crying! I-It's just my... *sob* alergieeees!
- No, no, no, that's the price of having a giant eyeball. Stuff always gets in there.
- Crying helps me slow down and obsess over the weight of life's problems.
- CRY?! I DON'T CRY! I JUST... CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY EYE.
- What did you catch?
- TEARS!
- My Emotions get out of control. When I'm about to lose it, I calm down by crying for a while.
- It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to!
- Even an android can cry.
- IorderyounottogoIorderyounottogoIorderyounottogo! I ORDER YOU NOT TO GO!
- I know now why you cry...but it something I can never do.
- You there boy! What day is it?
- The Day of Reckoning.
- Day of the Tentacle.
- The Day The Earth Stood Still
- The Day After Tomorrow
- GARBAGE DAY!
- This is the day your dreams come true.
- The Day of the Triffids.
- Dawn of the Final Day
— 24 Hours Remain — - Today's my day!
- It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!
- The Day I Tried to Live!
- Time for your Sunday night bath, boy!
- It's Wednesday, Homer.
- Here's a day that couldn't get much better, it's the greatest that's ever been!
- IT'S SUNDAY! A good neighbor doesn't bother me on SUNDAY!
- The day Krabs fries.
- It's the Best Day Ever!
- The Day the Earth Caught Fire.
- A Day in the Limelight.
- Opposite Day.
- Day of the Jackboot.
- Not My Lucky Day.
- Picture Day.
- Present Day.
- Charlie Day.
- Thursday. May the 12th. 1984.
- Chicken Day.
- Friday the 13th... Friday the 13th?!
- What the fuck is 'Project Elrond'?
- It was the only way we could successfully infiltrate the MI5.
- Oh, I'm sorry, but Operation 'Shinji HAS A MASSIVE VAGINA' was already taken.
- I dunno. Something to do with that that elf king?
- What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe, and everything?
- What has it got in its pocketses?
- Magical sword, priceless ancient shield...ooh, a blue flute!
- It's my sidearm, I swear.
- All right, all right, all right man. I'm just a kid, man, c'mon I'm just a kid! I'm trying to tell you, I lost it down there, I ripped my pocket, everything fell out. The only thing I've got in my pocket, man, is your ASS! *BANG*
- Ta-pocketa-pocketa-pocketa.
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- Just who is Kitty Carlisle, anyway?
- O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
- Well, Mr. Parsons, do you have a hairline or don't you?
- What are you? Some kind of hippie?
- Hippie? Me? The word you're looking for is "bitch".
- Do I dare disturb the Universe?
- The sign says "Do Not Disturb." Can't you read it?
- You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?
- I just did.
- Blue Magic is funny like that.
- Is he…a bit mad?
- Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
- Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
- Nah. I can't eat your green eggs on account of having an egg allergy.
- I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham.
- What if I don't care?
- Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?
- Where'd You Go, Bernadette?
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- What the hell have you done, Joker?
- Both doors have tigers!
- Actually, we named one of them The Lady.
- Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!
- Why Didn't They Ask Evans?
- He's dozing off.
- Does a Bee Care?
- The Future: Can We Shape It?
- Which Witch?
- Exactly. "Which" is the witch's name.
- I meant to ask which witch.
- That was your answer...the question of which you just answered.
- Exactly. "Which" is the witch's name.
- Who Needs Men?
- Who is Julia?
- Julia Chang?
- Julia Child?
- Julia Roberts?
- Julia Stiles?
- Like. It. Matters.
- The girl from the Fiction Department.
- Who's Afraid of Beowulf?
- Who is Beowulf?
- Who Censored Roger Rabbit?
- The Moral Guardians.
- Who Moved My Cheese?
- Who Cut the Cheese?
- Whoever smelt it dealt it.
- Dexter's got gas!
- Why Not Me?
- Does My Head Look Big in This?
- Someone must have turned Big Head Mode on.
- Where My Hat Is At?
- 1-800-Where-R-U?
- 1800 is dead, come join us in the year 2022.
- Can You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
- Please, I'm a One-Man Army.
- Can You See Me?
- Beautiful World, Where Are You?
- ''Where now are the horse and the rider?
- Where is the horn that was blowing?
- Where is the helm and the hauberk, and the bright hair flowing?
- Where is the harp on the harpstring, and the red fire glowing?
- You just answered your own question.
- Where is the spring and the harvest and the tall corn growing?
- Oklahoma! (There's a bright golden haze on the meadow, the corn is as high as an elephant's eye...)
- Did the Tone Change?
- It's a semitone higher.
- Yeah, blame Cerebus Syndrome.
- Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?
- No more magic in Fairyland?
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Zero, by the rules of bitwise multiplication (0110·1001 = 0000).
- He has six eighths bullets left!
- 54.
- Can You Sue Your Parents for Malpractice?
- I think that depends on the location.
- Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?
- No. My luck is a best-kept secret for no one; literally no one; absolutely no one; not a single soul on God's green Earth; not even Your Mom; like seriously, literally nobody, ever; to share.
- Who Wet My Pants?
- What speaks the deep midnight?
- What is the absolute worst place in this valley one could go? The most insanely suicidal place to be found? The place where only a great fool would venture—and only an insane fool would follow?
- Who's Afraid of Boomer?
- I fear no man… but that thing… it scares me…
- I. Fear. Nothing.
- Hmm...A lapse born of arrogance?
- Will They Fly A Plane Into Our House?
- If they've got a Captain Crash, you can't rule that out.
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- Do you have anything you want to say to women?
- Gee... Jeepers... Grlpyt... Bgglw! Mfrnkf? Dmnkly...
*sigh*
I really wish I knew how to talk to women. - Women, women, women, I'm sick of women! And that goes for you, too!
- We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars’ extended warranties.
- Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin! Would you like to see my parts?
- I said I was sorry! So I made a couple mistakes, huh? Or is it Mister-stakes now? Oh now let's not be ridiculous. O-or do I have to say "rivaginaulous" huh? Because you can comprehend like a bunch of girls!
- Gee... Jeepers... Grlpyt... Bgglw! Mfrnkf? Dmnkly...
- Please enlighten me. What is so important about having a pot to piss in?
- What's that in your hand?
- WHAT'S WITH THE SKULLS?
- The Sixth learns sword-fighting out of a book?
- Do I look like I'm at the queenhood of my power?
- Did you know that if you put the first three letters of your last name with the first three letters of your first name, you get 'Sex Pal'?
- Who Killed Cock Robin?
- How Green Was My Valley?
- Seven (out of ten).
- Do you know who I am yet?
- Why am I speaking in meter?
- How long did I take to turn deadly?
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