Funny / Zoids: New Century

• Bit accidentally hitting his chin with the Liger Zero's harness in Episode 2... and said Liger roaring in laughter in the process.
• Episode 4: Bit accidentally walks in on Leena bathing. To which she chases him around the base with the bathtub, and a relaxing Brad only watching with lukewarm interest.
  Bit: SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! MANIAC ON THE LOOSE!
  Leena: [roaring whilst carrying bathtub] COME BACK HEEEEEERRRREEEE!!
  • Doubling as a Moment of Awesome. Whilst the Blitz Team were engaged in their first battle with the Backdraft Group, Leena (featuring a priceless Comical Angry Face) tricks and beats up the guard to escape, stealing his uniform in the process. Then she proceeds to escape from the Whale King with Jamie's Pteras afterwards whilst scaring off the guards with the Zoid's guns!
• Episode 5: The team finding Dr. Toros' racking his brains over an effective system for Liger Zero's debuting CAS (Changing Armor System) Parts... upside down along the wall and arms crossed. When he does come up with a brainstorm, he ends up falling face-down onto the floor, and rushing excitedly to implement his idea. Which lasted all night since he was sleep-deprived the following day.
• Episode 9: Bit and Leena's Food Fight. What's also just as funny was the size of the food in the series!
  Bit: WHO SWIPED MY COOKIE!?
  Leena: What, this?
  Bit: YEAH!
  [Leena inches the cookie closer for a bite, much to Bit's horror]
  • Later, in that same episode...
    Leena: GIVE ME BACK MY DOUGHNUT!!
    Bit: NO CHANCE YOU COOKIE BANDIT!! [laughs wildly while running throughout the hanger]
    Brad: [deadpan] At it again...
    Jamie: This time it's the other way around...
  • Mary Champ, Harry's sister gushing over Liger. Much to Bit's dismay.
• Episode 10: After a match against the Backdraft Group's Fuma Team, the Dark Judge is reluctant to declare victory for the Blitz Team, so they persuade it with the Hovercargo's cannons.
  Dr. Toros: Announce the winner... [aims the guns] we're WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING...
  Dark Judge: Ohhh... the winner is... the Blitz Team. [throws a fit]
  • How about this gem during said battle?
    Leena: Hello, little guppy! (Warshark turns round in fright) TIME FOR AN OLD-FASHIONED FISH FRY! (Opens fire with her Gun Sniper's weapons)
  • During the battle with the said Backdraft team, Jamie has had to tell Leena that Bit had eaten her food in order to win a match (It Makes Sense in Context). The result? Back at the base (after the battle) Bit steadily becoming worse to wear as he was assaulted by Leena (who's clad in a Modesty Towel)!
    Jamie: That'll teach him to raid the fridge. [camera closes on him in the end]
• Episode 13: Onboard an Ultrasaurus, the chairman of the Zoid Battle Commission is musing over how to deal with the Backdraft Group's illicit tactics, with the profile pictures of Altile and Pierce on screen. A screen cut later... we see Bit's poorly drawn profiles of said Backdraft members displayed on the blackboard along with what looks to be his depiction of a 'Zabat' (on top) and a 'Whale King' (on bottom)! In black felt-tip pen!
  Brad: Not exactly police-sketch quality there, Bit.
  Bit: HEY! That's what they look like!
  • Poor Jamie's reaction to learning Dr. Toros traded in his beloved Pteras for the new Raynos.
  • The Dark Judges' reaction to being upstaged by the Zoid Battle Commission Judge.
    Dark Judge: No! What do you think you're doing?! No one invited you! Take a hike intruder!
    Judge: [laughs at the Dark Judge]
• Episode 15: Try not to laugh at the imagery of Leena's Gun Sniper skipping along the desert... carrying a giant shopping basket in its claw with Leena humming happily...
  • Laon challenges Toros to a battle, but doesn't offer him any money. Instead, he provokes Toros by insulting Toros' Hovercargo. Bit, Brad and Jamie all decide to just ignore Laon, but Toros goes ballistic and tells them that he will pay them double to enter the match.
  • Laon spends the ensuing battle bragging about his custom Whale King, culminating him releasing a barrage from its battery of guns. Toros' Hovercargo makes it through without a scratch, turning to also have been modified with Deflector Shields that even Laon's Whale King can't break through. The funny part comes in as Toros proceeds to mock fire back and mock Laon's Whale King as useless. As the two continue to fire at each other, Laon boasts about his Whale King's speed and how fly it can reach. Toros responds that his Hovercargo can operate in the deep sea. Laon then grasps for straws and brags about a home theater with a 200 inch screen of all things, to which Toros responds that the rooms in the Hovercargo have climate control. The Zabre Fangs watching state the battle is getting too weird.
• Episode 16: As usual, Dr. Toros going gaa-gaa over a rare Zoid, much to Jamie and Brad's dismay. In this case, Leon's new red Blade Liger, due to the original Zoid having only a handful in existence.
• Episode 17: The episode opens with Dr. Toros happily gazing at a Raynos model kit while ignoring the video call beeping in the background. When an annoyed Jamie opens up the link... cue to a pissed-off Dr. Laon demanding Toros' whereabouts!
• Episode 20: The Judge getting pissed off at being hit by the Dark Judge (a Running Gag), so it climbs onto the Dark Judge's podium and kicks its ass while awarding the Shadow Fox to the Blitz team due to a technicality which Brad knew about when he took it.
  Judge: [striking a kabuki pose] My word is the law on the battlefield!
  • Doubles as a Moment of Awesome.
• Episode 21: While poor Bit gets caught in a Bear Hug by an irate Leena after inadvertently giving Harry a secret parts order (resulting with an upcoming date for Leena), we get the rest of the crew standing nearby, looking at the newly-acquired Long-Range Buster Cannon in disdain due to finding a use for it (Dr. Toros suggests mounting it onto the Shadow Fox due to the Zoid's weapons interchangeability, which Brad wasn't enthusiastic about). After few moments, we hear a crunch and an agonized scream. A beat later:
  Brad: [not turning to look] That didn't sound too healthy.
  Dr. Toros: [also not turning] Oooo, too bad we can't afford a chiropractor any more.
  Jamie: [not bothering to look] You alright, Bit?
  Bit: [groans]
  • Earlier in the episode, Bit nonchalantly stripping as he searches for the order form, much to the horror of the increasingly flustered woman running the shop counter.
  • Harry's dream about Leena turning into a nightmare wherein Bit appears. Ending with Bit and Leena running off together.
  • After the Blitz Team finishes off Dr. Laon's Neo Warsharks (thanks to the Long-Range Buster Cannon mounted on Brad's Shadow Fox), Laon deploys Fuma and her Hammerhead Zoid, with Harry Champ bound to the bottom (the real reason Leena was left in the dark from last night's 'date' off-screen). Things look pretty grim as Fuma takes out Bit (being caught off-guard) and Brad (due to the cannon's weight impeding his Zoid's mobility), and Leena's Gun Sniper being the only obstacle between the Hammerhead and the Hover Cargo. At Laon's insistence, Fuma was not ordered to shoot the Gun Sniper due to; Leena not willing to hurt Harry and Laon not willing to harm Leena. What does Leena do?
    Leena: NOBODY STANDS ME UP ON A DATE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! WEASEL UNIT TOTAL ASSAULT! [fires entire payload on the Hammerhead and a screaming Harry, much to Laon's gobsmacked expression]
  • Benjamin suddenly notices Harry's favorite coffee cup he was holding break in half as a sign that something's happened to his master. When Sebastian calls the former to refuel on some premium oil while the latter's away... Benjamin decides to join in without investigating further!
  • Somehow, Harry survives. Even Dr. Toros failed to understand why Laon would take Harry hostage knowing Leena often shamelessly takes advantage of Harry's affections...
    Fuma: [crying] But Dr. Laon promised the Gun Sniper wouldn't fire a shot! [sniffs] Thanks, Doc!
    Harry: [crawling out of the wrecked Hammerhead] Leena... I love you more with every shot you fire my way... [watches Leena congratulate herself on her victory as the episode ends]
• Episode 22: The Blitz Team on vacation at the beach... the same time as the Backdraft Group's salvaging operation.
  Polta: [looking at the surveillance photos of the former] Looks like they're having fun.
  Altile: [Turns around fuming at Polta]
  Polta: I-I mean... [head dips down in depression]
  • The poor Backdraft Group literally submerging and raising their operation repeatedly every time Harry, Leena, and Bit pass by in three Warsharks (Wardicks in Japan) out for a swim!
  • Brad's Oh, Crap! expression when he was almost flattened by Harry's Whale King whilst sunbathing.
• Episode 23: Bit and Jack Cisco's heartbroken reactions to being beaten by Vega in a Zoid battle simulator game.
• Episode 25: The Tournament Arc at the end of the series, where the Zabre Fang Team loses by default to the Blitz Team when their Zoids Face Fault and malfunction after the Judge accidentally introduces their team as "the Fuzzy Pandas".
  Kirkland: LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU DIMWIT JUDGE! OUR COMBAT SYSTEMS FROZE UP BECAUSE OF YOU!
  Judge: Oh. [Beat] Er, the winner is the Blitz Team!