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Collabs

• Let's declare the whole of The Grand Galloping Collab funny, right from the mangled version of Johnny Cash's "The Man Comes Around":
  Whoever is Justin Bieber, let him be Harry Potter. Whoever is righteous, let him be filthy. Let him kill his father. Let him call his father names. I suck, and I beat a dead horse.
• The Dr. Rabbit Revival Collab, in all its glory.
  • "Sieg Hiel! I am no longer Walrusguy's bitch!"
  • "Dr. Rabbit, welcome to die!"
  • Dr. Rabbit as the Dohvakiin.
  • (on the moon) "I need air!"
  • "The Great Wall of China reminds me of my middle finger!"
  • "G'day, Dr. Rabbit! G'day, Dr. Rabbit!"
  • "Do you know I caught Mewtwo with a Great Ball?" "Really?" "Yeah." (video of Dr. Rabbit trying to catch Mewtwo with a Great Ball and failing epically) "Hey, what's goin' on?"
  • "Ice to see you again."
  • "Hello there! I am Dr. Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbit! Rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit!"
  • "It's sure to be the overture!" (1812 Overture starts playing)
  • "Hello. I'm the Doctor."
  • "Next stop, Af-" (hits a tree and explodes)
  • Dr. Rabbit's balloon hits the Twin Towers. In a later entry it looks like the same is about to happen with his rocket, then he changes the scene.
  • "Let's have a look—BLAAAAAH"
  • "I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take acid."
  • R.I.P. Carmen 1997-2460
    • NO, WAIT. SHE'S BETTER NOW.
  • "Next stop, Africa!" (flies into space)
  • "Is it serious, Dr. Rabbit? THIS IS SERIOUS"
  • I cannot possibly be original with this joke, unless everyone decides to skip it for being predictable.
    • And this part is to stretch time and point out this face. This text barely fits.
    • Special chips (I'm stalling for time, do you notice? Also, it sounds more like sheps, but who cares? I don't)
  • "Replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get Shaggy."
  • "Welcome TO THE JUNGLE"
  • LieutenantGwo's entry getting hijacked by Billy Mays:
    Hi, Billy Mays here, this is a big fucking bazooka! Get out of the damn car, right now!
    As a special bonus, you'll receive a ton of mud!
  • "You know, it kind of reminds me of Magneto." "You are helpless against my chicken!"
  • Dr. Rabbit's balloon getting suddenly blown up by a collision with Mario's head.
  • "You can't get your teeth cleaned using a toothbrush that looks like shit!"
  • Emily 1776-2012
  • "First, we'll BRAAAAR"
  • 'I have a good orgasm every night." "That's right!"
  • "I know what's about to happen" *predictable* "Nobody can tell what's happening"
  • "It's yours, my friend, as long as you limit starches."
  • "Your mom and dad are the bad guys!"
  • "The Great Wall kind of reminds me of Walrusguy's YouTube Poops of me." "Huh?" "it's stupid and too long."
  • "It's time... to rock!"
  • "And so, having accomplished NOTHING WHATEVER, The Impossibles left. Hit it, fellas!"
  • "The Great Wall kind of reminds me of PANTIES."
  • "I want to tell you all about my favorite thing: magnificent black ass!"
• The Great Big Rosen Collab.
• From Collab of the Hill:
  • The short Disney Karaoke segment that begins with Hank's head on a Disney girl's body and ends with the lyrics "See our forks, see our forks, see our 75 million forks..."
  • The "scuhbee fluff-leelufsk"-T-shirt.
  • The segment where Fry is found in Hank's garden's tree.
• From its sequel King of the Collab:
  • The quote by Socrates on Travis' birthday cake (that also serves as a Freeze-Frame Bonus).
  • This piece of Take That!:
    Hank: "That comment about the lasagna... Well, here it's strict that we try not to say things that are not funny."
    Rich with Garfield's head: "Oh yeah?"
  • Dale flying off and bringing Bill's head with him as a part of Bill's headless Running Gag.
  • Another Take That!: Rich and the others watching VERY bad poops and the building then exploding.
    Bobby: "I'm gonna lose my leg." *It does indeed fall off* "Oh god."
    Hank: "... Plus I can't say the word "sus" without someone giggling."
• The almighty third one also has a ton of funny moments in it.
  • Hank going on a rampage within the first minute (also Nightmare Fuel).
  • This messed up moment.
    Hank: "Well, that's weird. My dad's weird. Usually we're jacking him off."
    Bill: "I'm going to die." *Bill's head explodes*
    Hank: "Shut up, Bill."
  • "Maybe you could take him out for some gay time... Nothing gay though."
    Dale:"Was it good for you too, baby?"
    Severely cross-eyed Hank: "Yyyeeeaaaahhh!"
  • "Six flags, more flags, more fags!"
  • The Call-Back to see our forks.
  • When Hank reads the letter:
    Hank: I'm only gonna repeat this once. [Musically] Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I like men.
    Luanne: I don't know about-
    Hank: Fuck off.
  • The Stylistic Suck animation that Orpheus made.
  • Ladybird eating a bomb and her head blowing off, eventually hitting the plane the Hills are on and causing it to fall while the sun slowly shows Orpheus's avatar. It's incredibly dark, but still hilarious.
  • Orpheus somehow managing to make the Cromartie High School opening even more bizarre.
    Hank: "My dad's still on the lavatory, he had to use the lavatory and said he might use the lavatory."
  • All of the dirty old man sequence.
  • "I worked as a washing machine. Then, I ate my son-" "I'm NOT a hamburger..."
  • "I cannot open the door as I am making love to the door..."
  • The ending. Trying to stop Cotton, Hank rushes in front of a train and leaps on the tracks... just to get hit by it.
• Robotnik Collab I and Robotnik Collab II, are both guaranteed to leave you laughing up a storm.
• The Oogieloves in the Big Ass Collab Extravaganza.
  • "And Academy Award nominated director Thomas the Tank Engine."
• The Ellie Goulding Collab, the lovechild of TySketch's fans.
  • SAUCY ASS
  • And that's how babies are made
• The Clean Rosen Collab. It shows that YTP's can be funny without swearing.
• A Bag of...(feat. the gang). It's amazing how many hysterical lines one can make out of "When I was six, I ate a bag of plums.".
  When I was sixteen, I ate a bag of ducks.
  Six six six! *screen turns red and zooms in on him*
  When I was six I ate a bag of soggy rotten PIG FAT!
  I was born in a bag of plums. I was hiding in the corner of the bag. Doctor shouted "Good lord! What the fuck?" I popped out my head and said "Now watch me eat six bags of plums!"
  When I was six I ate one apple, and fifteen windmills.
• What has been dubbed The Sentence-Mixing King Saga, where a large portion of the Michael Rosen community got together to see who could make the most impressive piece of sentence-mixing to win the hypothetical "sentence-mixing crown". Highlights include:
  • Ron Mad's entry, showing Michael singing "Baby Got Back".
  • Yabakgibumpti claiming that he made Michael say antidisestablishmentarianism. It's Michael dubbed with a Synthetic Voice Actor.
  • RootNegativeSixteen refusing to join because she already has a crown (Root's Author Avatar is Empress Azalyn, who being an empress naturally has a crown).
• The Anonymous Rosen Collab, right from the Fake-Out Opening inspired by the Monty Python and the Holy Grail special edition DVD.
  • "Deep down inside, deep down where I don't know...there's a hamster."
  • "Fast Food. Hot Food. Fish Food. Baby Food. Dog Food. (text says "Doge Food") Hamster Food. (text says "Penis Food") The Skyfoodgle."
  • After a Long List of fruits Michael sells:
    Michael Rosen: I'm sure there's one I'm forgetting. Oh yes, of course! There was a great big bag of lemons.
  • All of Lambada (DrHotelMario), which sees Michael trying and failing to pull a Do Not Adjust Your Set.
  • Alpha (RootNegativeSixteen's) musical number, as well as the Overly Long Gag with "And Now For Something Completely Different".
    • Theta's (256PiAlternate) musical number as well.
  • All of I (ZeroTyrant), where Michael goes up against Thirsty Batman.
  • "Shut your eyes, take a deep breath..." cue Terminator 2: Judgment Day explosion
  • "IT'S HURTING! I'VE GOT TO DO IT! I'VE GOT TO DO IT!" The epic music is what sells it.
  • The SuSed version of Pilot's "Magic" at the end.
    Ho, ho, ho, it's HoH SiS, you noooooon. Never believe it's not sooooos.
• The Offensive Collab (which was false-flagged and taken down); while the majority of it consists of cheap 9/11 jokes, there are a few gems, especially in the Rosen parts.
  • "Achievement unlocked: Make a tasteless joke - 991 G"
  • "I gave my mom The Michael Rosen Blowjob."
  • "Hi, BILLY MAYS here for Police Away! I hate the police, don't you? Well, let me show you how to take care of all the police with Police Away, the easy way to fuck the police!"
  • "TWILIGHT IS BEST JESUS"
  • "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's gorillas; I think you know what I mean."
  • "And this is a big wide butt, [snap] rice!"
  • "Me and my brother, we sit up in bed, doing egg on toast I think." (Oh yeah, it's an offensive poop) ""Me and my brother, we bombed the Twin Towers."
  • "One of the first things we should have under our belt is a solid cock."
  • The Peppa Pig segment, in which the parents suggest holding a "Fuck Show" to cover the costs of "fucking the school roof".
• The 2nd TTTE Collab
• The Spingebill Collection 2
  SpongeBob: Well, time to punch that clock. (punches Tickety and shoves pudding at her face) FINISH YOUR DESSERT!!!!!
  • SpongeBob suddenly and out of nowhere being crushed by a giant Hefty box which eventually explodes.
  • The Snickers ad.
  • Patrick and technology.
    1995
    Patrick: (gesturing to a Windows 95) We have technology!
    (Blue Screen of Death)
    Patrick: (starts smashing the computer)
    2015
    Patrick: (gesturing to a Windows 8) We have technology!
    (Blue Screen of Death)
    Dark Helmet: Even in the future, nothing works!
  • "Hey everybody! Let's all do the Mario!"
  • "Hello, Squid boy!"
• The 90's Collab has quite a few funny gems.
  • The Content Warning at the very beginning:
    The following video contains lots of flashing colors, ear rape, and a slight chance of cartoon horses. Viewer discretion is advised.
  • The various potshots at Viacom.
  • "Can't touch this." (Patrick: "Touch!")
  • The entire Donkey Kong Country segment.
  • "Drugs and alcohol can help you understand how cartoon characters can ruin your life."
  • "Hi, I'm Paul!"
  • "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" (Ominous Latin Chanting)
    • What, you expected some earrape? HERE IT IS! (cue Sensory Abuse)
• The Barney YTP Collab is pure hilarity from beginning to end.
  • "Barney is a Diamond Sword from Kansas."
  • "Barney shows us lots of things. LOTS of things..."
  • (Barney Home Video logo that has been distorted and slowed down) "I'm scared! I'm movin' on!"
  • "Barney is a—(video gets stepped on) STEGOSAURUS!
  • "Don't knock them down." "I won't." (Barney crashes through the cardboard brick wall) "OH YEAH!"
  • "Can I play with Barney now?" "HELL NO YOU CAN'T!"
  • "We like Ike."
• The Garfield Collab had a lot of funny moments.
  • This moment:
    Jon: Windows 2000.
    Garfield: Looks like shit!
    Jon: Garfield, OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE NOW!
  • And this.
    Garfield: You should always do the sign with a condom on. (flips bird at Odie) See, Odie? The sign says "fuck off."
    Odie: (rolls eyes) You can not read!
    Garfield: Read this, bitch. (Garfield cocks a gun and starts shooting books at Odie. Only one book ends up hitting him, and does no damage.) Aww.
  • "Garfield Devours the Battle!"
  • Garfield asking what a 'slut' is and the Google search results showing Miley Cyrus.
  • "Oh, no! I left the My Little Pony on all night!"
  • Let's not forget the paperboy suddenly being FLUNG INTO THE AIR.
  • This little bit of Mind Screw from Garfield:
    Garfield: What if it's Monday? Yeah, I know yesterday was Monday, but Mondays are Saturday and Sunday-day-day-DAY-DAY. It would be Friday, but Fridays are Sunday, and Monday was Momday, but Saturday and Susday and Susday and SUSDAY— please don't be Saturday and...
• The 2000's YTP Collab, a successor to the 90's collab, also has its share of funny moments.
• The Vine Collab by Goop Videos, six second videos of YTPs has a lot of funny moments.
  • "The word is Vine, and it's spelt V, I- VINDALOO"
• The Dr. Phil Collab by cjflo, featuring big names like Dikekike, EmperorLemon, cs188, and Durhamrockerz.
  • "Oh yeah, there's a lot I wanna say. I'll make it very brief. I'm Jeremy. (Beat) And that comes from the bottom of my heart."
  • (cough cough)
• The SML Collab by dabhdude has great moments as well.
  • This:
    Toad: My Little Pokémon!
    (Toad's head is imposed over an image of Pikachu while the theme from The X-Files plays)
  • "I'm Doofy the Dragon and today I'm here to teach you how to let people steal your money!"
  • The Running Gag of Chef Pee Pee singing along to songs, including "Weird Al" Yankovic's parodies of "I Want It That Way" and "Beat It", and the Gravity Falls theme.
  • "Woah! Sally cheesecake!"
  • Chef Pee Pee guessing what Bowser said just came out, resulting in numerous random thoughts.
  • When Shrek is pooping:
    Wii Fit Trainer: That's it! Feel the burn!
  • Toad's "educational video" turns out to be footage from SMG4 where a muscular Luigi is caressing a Luigi doll.
  • The final segments by dabhdude, where an assortment of clips with random effects are spliced together, resulting in much Mind Screw.
• Micheal Rosen's Plamless Journey is a thing of great damn beauty, using sources featuring Michael Rosen that aren't from Rosen's youtube channel.
  • "Take something solid, warm it up enough, and it'll become hot. Warm it up more, and it'll become really hot."
  • "Where it says date you could write... "OOOHHH LOOK AT IIIIT, LOOK AT IT, IT'S A BAAAYBEEEEEE!!" ...No, don't do that, you'll get me into trouble."
  • "I don't like the way there are these fat Americans in the cupboard, shouting "Let us out! We want beef!""
  • "In 2009, he became a YouTube Poop source."
  • "The concept of five seconds is shit."
  • "One of our earliest and warmest memories will be being red, in a book, that Sonic is the cure-all for teaching reading."
    "If you know someone that has trouble reading, tell them to kiss my ass!"
  • "Giant cock Micheal Rosen has received an honorary bottle of L'oreal from Knottingham University."
• Brendan Barney's Sesame Street YTP Collab:
• From the Karmen Rider Collab:
  Mario: What's with the funny Costume?
  Yoshi: No Costume, Yoshi Karmen Rider Dino!
  Mario: What the Fuck?
• The Schools Out Rock Collab.
  • "Your favorite School House is The Rock!" (Cue The Rock's Theme)
    Schoolhouse Rocky: "Hey Chef, what's the special today?"
    Chef: "My new 25 inch stock. I'm stirring up lotsa mom's spaghetti with a side of fuck you!"
  • Bill being Bill O' Reilly.
    Bill O'Reilly!Bill: "Fucking Congress Sucks!"
  • The opening part to Gravity being played over one of the World Trade Towers Coming down.
  • "And then there's whore, Your Mom"
  • "Hurry men, there's a furry convention in an hour"
  • Ear Rape
  • The breakdown of the multiples of 3 going a bit... off
    "3 times tennis is... 9 11. 3 times 9 is... Applesus."
    • The next two are correct... but then form 6-2 they start going on top of each other with Will going "Numbers, Numbers, Numbers!".
• The SpingeBill Send-Off Collab
  • "How about a little Mewtwo?"
    DJ: And now for the number one song in Bikini Bottom, "Mewtwo Battle". (battle music plays)
    Mr. Krabs: Grrrrrrr, SQUIDWAAAAAAAAARD!!!
  • Mr. Krabs trying to describe the song to the DJ
    Mr. Krabs: Bob? (Bob Marley appears) Bee? (a bee flies into the scene)
  • "Robots can't love."
    (caption) Shut up, SpongeBob.
  • Squideard warns the customers
    Squidward: Attention, everyone, run for your lives. Robots have taken over the world!
    Customer: Oh brother, THIS GUY—!
    Squidward: WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR!?
  • Squidward breaking Mr. Krabs' appliances and finding rupees inside.
• The Dexter's Lab YTP Collab
  • One of the edits of Dee Dee throwing her door open in the intro shows Pac-Man standing in front of the door as she opens it, sending Pac-Man flying into the screen Super Smash Bros. style.
  • "I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!" (cue Dee Dee throwing open her bedroom door)
  • BOB
  • "Ah, what a fine day for sas!" (Cs188 would be so proud)
  • "My greatest, latest, greatest, latest, latest, greatest, greareg-est, la-al-test, invention is now LATEST"
  • Dexter's teacher snorting cocaine in the middle of class.
    Dexter: Sir, what is that white stuff you are stuffing up your nose?
    Teacher: Umm....fuck you.
    (Dexter looks sad)
  • "This machine has the ability to remove the most annoying personality trait known to man: FANDOMS!" (Sans appears behind Dexter)
  • This conversation between Dexter and his mom:
    Mom: Dexter, I came to ask you a little favor. (slaps Dexter's book away)
    Dexter: WHAT?!
    Mom: I came to ask you a little favor.
    Dexter: I do not associate with EY EVERY-
    Mom: DEXTER! You're poopy.
    Dexter: (now a pile of poo) WHAT?!!
    Kids: (singing) Mr. Dexter is a piece of poop!
  • As Dexter's teacher introduces Mandark to the class...
    Teacher: "Class, say hello to Mr. Astronominov."
    Mandark: "Please sir, call me 'Meme-dark'."
    (Lightning flashes; quick cuts to The Nutshack opening, "We Are Number One", then the title screen of 7 Grand Dad.)
    (beat; the teacher looks around, confused)
    Mandark: Excuse me, sir. I'm smarter than you.
    Teacher: Erm...fuck you.
    (chorus of "oooooh"s as Mandark stands indignantly)
  • In a Black Comedy YMMV way is Dee Dee using her newfound judo capabilities to toss Dexter through the sky and straight into the Twin Towers. ("That's not funny you sick fuck!") Later, Dee Dee reaches out to help Dexter help, only to pick him up and throw him into the Twin Towers AGAIN.
  • Dee Dee kicking Dexter straight into the Sun.
  • "After countless experiments, all testing proves my one true love a mere monkey!"
  • "Dee Dee minus Dee Dee equals-" (cut to a screencap with a Dee Dee-shaped void where Dee Dee should be)
  • Rude!Dexter and Dee Dee's Sound Effects Bleeps being remixed to the Donkey Kong theme.
  • "Step up to your console, fuck to your console, breathe in the Wii console..." (Dexter breathes in a Wii; cut to Dexter being air-lifted to the hospital)
• The Single Source YTP Collab:
  • The opening has each contributor's channel icon recreated in MS Paint.
  • Soldier 76 only managed to lead Overwatch for 20 days.
    Soldier 76: Lot's of people said we'd keep the world safe. We Failed.
    Soldier 76: They thought I died. I did.
    Gets shot
    Soldier 76: Ow.
  • Luigi hopes spaghetti made lots of spaghetti.
    Mario: Luigi, how can spaghetti make spaghetti?
    Luigi: I don't know.
  • "OK, Spy, this never leaves this room. You are a Lady."
  • "I'm fried chicken. You want to be my mother?"
  • The mutated bread is dubbed over with "SEDUCE ME"! The Medic is appropriately horrified.
  • "After doing a bunch of trolling, the world died."
  • The Star Wars Opening Scroll short-circuits and gets stuck.
  • I. M. Meen managing to do his own version of I Like to Move It.
• The Arthur YTP Collab (feat. Matt Damon)
  • "You tell Arthur Read that he'll never eat lunch in this town again!"
  • After the "plot" is set up:
    Arthur: But I don't have a video camera!
    Grandma: Too bad!
    (cue end credits)
  • "The deadline for the video is in THREE DAYS!"
  • Arthur resolves to shoot Matt Damon. Cue a picture of an old newspaper saying "DAMON SHOT".
    Matt Damon: You tell Arthur Read that he'll never eat lunch again!
    The same newspaper is displayed only it's sideways with Arthur on it instead of Matt Damon, all while ominous music is playing)
  • Buster showing Arthur how to properly edit the video.
    Buster: First, you have to cut out the boring parts. (on a desktop, a folder titled "YTP_Collab" is moved to the recycle bin) Or anything you don't want people to see. (a suggestive fanart of Nick Wilde is displayed within Sony Vegas) How embarrassing! Alright, just gotta put some stupid *streamer noise* on here, and... background music...
    (they are making a movie called "Cocking with David Read", complete with stock porno music and retraux VHS effect. Then we cut to Matt Damon's abode)
    Matt Damon: Suck dick? Sure, I'll do it! But I want 100% in the back end!
    Buster: Then, after hours of work...
    (Sony Vegas displays error screen, prompting Arthur to smash the computer with a samurai sword in rage)
    • Not even a second later, the movie turns out to be a short Rock-A-Doodle poop that's also a reenactment of this Tumblr post from another pooper.
  • After Arthur accidentally deletes his video:
    Arthur: What have I done?
    Anakin: What have I done?!
    (Arthur then calls Buster about his video...)
    Buster: You can shit! (Sudden Sensory Abuse occurs)
    Arthur: I wanted to work on the video some more, but I wanted to work on the video s'more! (spasms)
    Buster: I have to edit one minute of footage down to 72 hours! I need HELP!
    (cut to the next day when they are about to deliver the video)
    Arthur: You don't really think there's a chance we could win, do you?
    Buster: No, they put Teen Titans Go! on TV.
  • When Matt Damon watches Arthur's video, it's actually a slow-motion clip of George Lundgren sneezing.
    Matt Damon: You tell Arthur Read that he'll never eat lunch in this town again! (Cut to a picture of a shocked Arthur, with flames at the bottom of the screen and the same ominous music playing)
  • Two instances near the ending:
    D.W.: Arthur's not here!
    John Cena: Are you sure about that?
    D.W.: (Gasps) You're... JOHN CEN-
    [...]
    Arthur: Did I win? Is my video going to be on TV?
    Matt Damon: Uh, no. You'll never eat lunch in this town again!
    ("What You Say" plays on a yellow tinted image of Arthur)
    Arthur: Did I win?
    Matt Damon: Uh, no. We're going with someone named George Washington. (Arthur becomes sad, revealing a pistol) Arthur Read!
    (Arthur raises the gun to Matt Damon's head, shooting him and causing a Smash to Black. Then, the same ominous music plays, yet again, over the same newspaper with Matt Damon)
• EmperorLemon's Drake & Josh Collab.
  • "I'm really glad Samus invented peaches." *crescendo of audience laughter*
  • "I'm really glad I had sex with my stepbrother Drake. We had this contest to see who could suck cock longer." *cut to Josh sticking his tongue into a vacuum cleaner*
    • "I bet Josh my allowance that he couldn't suck my penis. But he did it. I came."
  • The numerous (and inevitable) Gamesphere edits:
    • "It's a Gay Meme!"
    • "It's a Grammy! It's musical! MUSICAL!!"
    • The Gamesphere rapidly morphing into numerous random round (or roundish) things as Jake says "It's spherical!" in one edit.^{In order} A female Earth with a ponytail, Bessie's head, Earth with Drew Pickles' face on it, the ABC logo, PIEGUYRULZ, an orange, an angry face, a pumpkin, two bombs in a row, Kirby, Shrek's face, Harvey Beaks' face, a snowball eating cake, a radiation logo, the Google Chrome logo, another poorly drawn angry face, an 8 ball, a donut, a tire, a Mario coin, Charlie Brown's face, a "spherical" Nickelodeon logo, a bagel, and a cookie.
    • "IT'S AESTHETICAL!" (cue acid trip sequence)
    • "IT'S NEVER OGRE."
    • At one point, he holds a lit bomb. "It's a-" *BOOM*
    • "It's-" (Cut to Family Guy credits)
  • In a similar vein, Drake's (apparently horrifying) reflection in a mirror being replaced with everything from Josh, Toht's face melting, the Viacom logo, Season 6 of Spongebob Squarepants, and one of the Game Boy Camera's Nightmare Faces.
  • A couple of oddities happening during the following 2 seconds:
    • Drake is stuck in a loop of pouring Cola in his cereal and putting it back on the desk.
    • A chair clones itself.
    • Josh is playing video games, but his hands get bigger and he has another face on the back of his head.
  • Josh fails to land the plane in the NES game Top Gun, prompting him to turn into The Angry Video Game Nerd and yell "ASS!"
  • "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: Weiner"
    Flanders: PENIS!
  • "Yeah, you ain't no competition for JonTron!" *Josh transforms into JonTron while a distorted version of his theme plays*
  • Josh playing vigorously on a game's loading screen, later being upset when his mom turns said screen off.
  • Josh blows up the Death Star, he compares it to the Gamesphere, and then it blows up again.
  • A good deal of jokes are made about Drake eating his cereal, and of course, him pouring sugar onto it resulted in jokes about cocaine:
    • "Cocainum!"
    • Drake eats Oxyclean, with Billy Mays advertising for it.
    • Drake pours a bowl of sugar onto his cereal, only for the sugar to go back into the bowl. The camera then zooms on his face, which morphs into Mr. Bean's:
      Drake: Magic. *snort snort* (cue Seinfeld credits)
  • Details about how heart attacks occur appearing as Drake eats an entire bowl of sugar, culminating in him apparently turning into Wilford Brimley with diabeetus 40 years later.
  • "Hellooooo?" "AND GOOD BYE TO ANYO-" "Piss off."
  • "This is for you." *hands Megan absolutely nothing* "YOU GET NOTHING!"
  • Drake making excuses regarding Megan:
    • "I view this whole incident as an incest experience."
    • "Well, ya see, I view this whole incident as a sexual experience."
    • "Well, you see, I- Iiia- I vieivia- Ass experience."
    • "Tater tots."
  • "That umbrella is not Stu."
  • "I am not a dick, I love vagina!" "Just face it, Josh, you are a PINGAS!" *audience laughs, credits read "Directed by Michael Bay", the Seinfeld theme ramps up in speed and Ben Chang shouts "Gayyyyy!"*
    • The same gag is used when Josh calls his teacher "senpai", only the credits also adds Michael Bay's Wikipedia entry scrolling at an alarming rate and the Howie scream.
  • "I am not in love with you." *Drake's SOUL breaks in half and cries*
  • Drake throws half a dozen baseballs at Josh's head while the latter claims he has cat-like reflexes.
    • He then reacts to the last ball Drake throws at him, glowing with a golden aura and exclaiming "It's spherical! SPHERICAL!" Drake responds "Whoa, just take it easy, man."
  • The whole scene where Drake and Josh get into a dogfight, with Drake talking in text-to-speech and MLG memes.
  • "Ooh, I'm EmperorLemon! Subscribers? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a big ol' bag of DOWNWARD SPIRAL."
  • Jay Sherman gets a phone call:
    Josh: Ooh, I'm Drake! Boobs? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a big ol' bag of fUCkIn' dIck!
  • "Costa Nifra? Cause da refry? Coasting NeeFoi? Koi Stung Knee Fraw?"
  • Touching a blender causes Josh to unleash a glitchy storm of colours and loud noises around him.
  • "Here's your bill."
  • "(in Steve Ballmer's voice) Ninety-nine dollars?" "Yep. See ya, fatty!"
  • "Behold: Hentai!"
  • "And now, class: here's an actual, real human asshole." "I'm jerkin' it, I'M JERKIN' IT!"
  • "The human body is absolutely disgusting."
  • Josh keeps a bunch of dicks that he eats. Taking a bite out of one of them results in blood gushing out.
  • The two brothers fighting is acted out as the rivalry between TF2 and Overwatch, with Josh representing the former and Drake the latter. And yes, Josh is the one wearing a hat.
  • A fight between Drake and Josh being depicted as a Super Smash Bros. battle on Kirby's Dreamland, with Josh winning by "using the power of Kia".
  • Josh: Ooh, I'm Drake!
  • The sudden "Pink Hair" Disney Acid Sequence set to the Can-Can, which, among other things, includes a bunch of dancing mini-Joshes parading across the video.
• The Chadtronic YTP Collab
  • The Queen remixes.
  • "They've mis-titled this video! This video should not be called "Be Cool About Faaf", it should be called "Let's Throw Up". Bleaaagh!!
  • To-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-y
  • "I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm ImImImImImImImImImImIm I'm a little freak." (Cue Only Time)
  • "Good friends, gonna toot together with good freerf..."
  • "I don't know what this is, this is like an ant video..." (smash cut to a video of ants crawling around) "DAH HA HA HA!!!"
  • (about picture of Chadtronic as a kid) "Does this not look like the most generic stock image you've ever seen?"
  • Dynamite inexplicably falling out of the box for the Nickelodeon Flashscreen.
    "Oop-" (boom)
  • Nickelback LOL
  • "Reach inside and squeeze his *bleep*.
  • "Let's kill these lights yo!" (Cue Chad smashing the light in his room with his pillow)
• Barney Encourages Kids To Murder Bears ^note  Originally made for AngryBirdsFan9's Barney collab that was later cancelled. The uploader, iDuckFilms, kept it since it was one of her favorite YouTube Poops that she had ever made. However, the video is no longer available due to iDuckFilms' account being terminated.
  • "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!"
  • A sound clip from the Animaniacs episode "Baloney and Kids" being used when the kids are looking at a statue of a lion.
  • "My favorite animal is...a bear!" (dramatic music)
  • "My favorite animal is a 2!"
  • Whenever the kids sing "teddy bear" in their song, the audio is spliced to make them say "Ted" as an image of the titular bear appears.
  • "Me and my ted, getting all red!"
  • "This is illegal, you know!"
  • "Cause with Ted right here along side ME, I'm naughty!"
  • The kids kicking their legs with their bears as the Can-Can plays.
  • A girl saying "Cheers!" as she smokes a cigarette.
  • When the kids ask Barney if he would like to join their tea party, he accidentally explodes while coming to life.
• YTP - Moananana:
  • The opening that spoofs Samurai Jack.
  • The rampant Rock puns and jokes.
  • Maui's flight to the Heart of Te Fiti being depicted as a level from Super Mario 64.
    GUU-LUGH!!
  • ...A shape-shifter who could change form with the power of his magical mouth...
  • "And his name...was JOJ CEASE!" "IT'S TIME TO STOP!!"
  • "And his name...was Maui-o." (Maui is Captured by Mario.)
    • Super Moana Odyssey
  • "Draining the life from island after island after island after island after AAH."
  • The various edits to the crying kid from the beginning of the movie, particularly the mash-up with the famous "show me your war face!" meme.
  • "Consider the coke!" "The WHAT?!"
  • "There will come a time where you will stand on this peak and get stoned on this mountain, like I did. And that day, when you get stoned, you will get high!"
  • A man getting the Mona Lisa tattooed on his back.
  • "I'm curious about that chicken...eating that chicken." (Heihei eats a clone of himself.)
  • This exchange:
  Moana: What if we fish beyond the sea?
  Tui: No one goes beyond the ree-
  Moana: WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK? YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER! We fish beyond the reef.
  Tui: I thought I told you: No one goes beyond the reef.
  Moana: I know, but-
  Tui: NO ONE GOES BEYOND THE REEF.
  Moana: I know, but-
  Tui: NOBODY! Not even MY MOM!
  Gramma Tala: Don't tell me what to do. (turns into a manta ray and jumps the reef)
  • "I've been staring at Maui!" (close-up of Maui's "bod".)
  • "When I die, I'm going to die." (canned laughter)
  • "What are you doing?" "Something I should have done twenty years ago!" (cut to Hunchback's climax, with Moana replacing Quasimodo)
    HEY!!
  • "There is no heart! This is just a stupid TOYYYY!!"
  • Maui actually dropping Moana's boat on Moana...twice.
    WHAM!!
    (beat)
    Maui: You're welcome!!
    (cue end credits)
  • "Ice Ice Maui."
  • "Hey, you know who stole your mum's coke and got high? This guy!" (claps several times) Yi-ay!
    Moana: You are a strange man.
  • Moana's face disappearing for no apparent reason during "You're Welcome".
  • "You lying, slimy son of a gun."
    "Ha ha, you thought I was gonna say son of a-" WHAM!!
  • Maui being dragged back onto Moana's boat by a mouse pointer.
  • "Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam...I dabbed once! ....ONCE!"
  • Maui turning into Crash Bandicoot after getting his hook back.
  • Tamatoa trying to eat Maui...only to be interrupted by another Maui, to Tamatoa's confusion.
  • After Maui's hook gets damaged:
    Maui: It was made by the gods, you can't fix it.
    Fix-It Felix Jr.: I can fix it!
    (Felix hits the hook with his magic hammer once, fixing it; cue Maui standing with it happily as the Final Fantasy victory theme plays.)
    Maui: IT'S AMAZING! YOU'RE A GENIUS! IT'S JUST LIKE NEW!!
  • Moana restoring the Heart of Te Fiti...who is then revealed to be John Cena.
    Maui: ...Cena! Heh heh...hey...! How ya been...?
    (Smash Cut to John Cena pinning The Rock to the ground.)
  • Moana returns home and...
    Moana: (embracing her parents) I may have gone a little ways past the reef.
    Tui: NO ONE GOES BEYOND THE REEF!
    Moana: Uh...WHAT?!
    Sina: You're grounded.
    Maui: Now we're going to bury you! (shuts Moana in the cave)
    Moana: Oh no...
    (cue end credits)
  • Schaffrillas Productions, whose entry is included in this collab, is well known for including "Shiny" in his poops. He didn't include it in his entry. The collab ends on his voiceover wondering if he forgot to include a certain something in his entry, as a demented clip from that very song plays.^note the real reason may be because he was planning on doing a full-fledged Shiny collab, which eventually did happen (see below).
• The Shrekoning, from start to finish.
  • Most, if not all, of the All Star parts.
    • "Somebody once told me I was a shed."
    • SHEDCEPTION
  • The Duloc information board scene somehow seguing into a stream of increasingly bizarre and sense-abusing Disney Acid Sequences, with most of the segments scored to various remixes of All Star. It's capped off by Donkey fainting when the picture of him and Shrek is taken.
    Shrek: What?
  • This:
    Lord Farquaad: People of Duloc, fuck you!
    Shrek: Oh that's not very nice... You are short!
    Caption: NERVE TOUCHED (Farquaad screams)
    Shrek: You are in my ass.
    (Farquaad's head screams again, specifically placed on Shrek)
  • "How many layers of onion are you on?"
  • While Shrek's talking to Donkey on the bridge, he pushes him off the bridge.
  • When Shrek looks like he's going to make it to the tallest tower, he instead fell into the boiling lake of lava.
  • Remember in the movie when Donkey thought Shrek ate the princess? Well, in this YTP Collab, he actually did!
• The Cool Cat Saves The Kids YTP Collab
  • "Look at me, I'm poopin'!" (15 seconds later) This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a douche.
  • "Watch Cool Cat do a hit and run!"
  • "Fuck fair use, I'm the law!"
  • "I'm Satan, I'm the creator of evil, I make filthy lies."
• The Chowder YTP Collab
  • The intro giving us the long-awaited pairing of Majora's moon and the Rick and Morty screaming sun.
  • Terry Crews' cameo.
  • There's a brief On the Next featuring a clip from Schaffrillas Productions' Moana collab entry, which was uploaded the day before the Chowder collab was. Gingy lampshades that he already saw this. Cue Unreadably Fast Text slide where Schaffrillas explains that he was forced to hold back the Chowder collab when the Moana collab was released the day the former was supposed to be uploaded.
    The moral of the story is don't make plans.
• Five Nights at Foster's 2, the sequel to NPCarlsson's "Five Nights at Foster's".
  • The part where the show's logo is edited to read "What am I doing with my life?"
  • The pooped episode was called "Store Wars". So many people made the obvious joke with the title that they were all laid on top of each other in the final video.
  • The entire cocaine scene.
    Remember, only you can prevent killing yourself.
  • Wilt holding the door for people while repeatedly saying "Go f*ck yourself."
• Schaffrillas Productions' obsession with "Shiny" reaching its epix in the form of an epic collab called The Shiny-ing.
  • There are several instances of "Fuck yeah, sparkle sparkle!"
  • "What are you doing here?"
  • "I ate myself." (cannibalism)
    • "OH MY GOODNESS!"
  • "I took a crap on my grandma."
  • "Well Tamatoa has never been glam. (So sad.) I was Mr. Krabs once."
  • "I just love FREE FOOD?!? And you look like my grandma."
  • When Maui tries to change back to human, among the things he changes into are Sharpedo, a piece of toast, Garfield, Scoutmaster Lumpus, Aardvark Matt Damon^note accompanied by an excerpt of "I'm Alive", as a reference to an AMV that Schaffrillas made with that song, Trumpet Mr. Skeltal, and Whale!Kuzco ("Don't you say a word"). When he does change back...
    Good grief, he's not wearing any pants!
  • Waxican keeping count of how many sex jokes he uses in his entry, since Schaffrillas himself recommended only one or two such jokes per entry. Eventually, the counter reaches three and Waxican is disqualified.
    Please don't
  • Tamatoa eats Moana's ice cream.
  • When Tamatoa is about to burst from his cave, the opening lines of Smash Mouth's "All-Star" are used, where nowadays, the song has always been used before someone busts open a door. In this video, however...
  Steve Harwell (singer) ♫ Some- ♫
  Detective P.K. Highsmith: Ay, ay, ay! Ay, you shut your FACE!
  • "Back in the 90's, my name was Sebastian and I had a cool Jamaican accent."
    • "I guess you never had a laig to stand on!" (whacks Maui, causing a Sickening "Crunch!")
  • "If my name was Matt Damon and I eat lunch in this town again, you would totally help me. You would, you know you would!"
• Dear Chris Hansen, a poop of Dear Evan Hansen that unites the talents of Schaffrillas and up-and-comer Jalisa Weschen.
  • The complete desecration of Dear Evan Hansen's well-known song, " Waving Through a Window".
    Evan: ♫ I've learnt to slam on- ♫
    Mung: The brakes!
    Bob: TINA! ON THE LEFT! YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT CAR! THE BRAKES!
    [As Bob yells, Strip "The King" Weather ends up flying into the air, before exploding when he crashes on the race course]
    Evan: ♫ Before I even ♫ turn the lightsaber,
    ♫ Before I make steak. ♫
    Donald Trump: I've just raised the stakes.
    Viridi: You creep! Just go away already!
    Evan: ♫ Before I lead with THE WORST OF ME! ♫^note The shouting part was from the Dark Reprise in Dear Evan Hansen's Act 2 song "Words Fail". It's funnier than it sounds.
  • This exchange.
    Zoe: Hey, I have to apologize, but my ASSHOLE brother saw him push you.
    (Cut to the scene where Mufasa is killed by his brother Scar, where Evan is Mufasa and Connor is Scar)
    Evan: ♫ When you're falling in a stampede and there's nobody around, do you ever really crash or even make a sound? ♫
  • "We start with stars, light and diamonds in your eyes. THIS I SWEAR BY... THE stars in our EYE SOCKETS! On the outside, always looking in, will I ever be MOAR than I've always been, cause I'm tap-tap-tapping amiibo! So I wait around for Steve Harrington to appear..."
  • This entire scene:
    Zoe: I don't need you to TELL ME SOMETHING! Convince me you're in love.
    Evan: Okay, well how do we do that?
    Zoe: Fuck me!
    Evan: Oh, um...
    Zoe: Fuck me ass.
    Evan: I'm actually asexual.
    Zoe: So am I. Mate with me for life.
    Evan: WHAT?? That doesn't even make sense!
    Zoe: That was a test, and you passed!
    Evan: What?
    Zoe: You don't have to to fuck me.
    Evan: Oh good.
    Zoe: I don't need you to tell me a memes. I don't need you to sus-sus-search for the truth that memes used to be funny. Cause what we got going is terrible!
    (cue Bojack Horseman credits)
  • When Laura Dreyfuss ends up showing the viewers a Dear Evan Hansen book that hasn't been released yet, guess who catches her?
    Mace Windu: (While igniting his lightsaber, while his three other Jedi Knights do the same) In the name of ♫ Dear Evan Hansen ♫, you're under arrest.
    [Cut to Laura Dreyfuss in prison]
    Laura Dreyfuss: So as you can probably tell, I shouldn't have done that.
  • Beforehand, a picture of Drumpf is seen in Dreyfuss' room.
    Viridi: I thought I told you to GO AWAY!
  • "♫ Angelica! Eliza! ♫ AND PASSOVER!"
    • Even better: The video cuts away to reveal itself as a YouTube video titled "Top 10 Perfect Anime Endings".
  • "There's a place where you don't have to feel Unown." (I'M REALLY FEELING IT!)
  • The ending.
    Will Roland: (Whispering) Ben Platt's dressing room. It's a magical place ♫ because we're gay! ♫
    A zoom up to Will Roland's face suddenly appears as he says "Wow!", as Unreadably Fast Text quickly scrolls by, saying "jared x evan fite me".]
• The Nickelback YTP Collab
  • "How did my ass get so red?" (As Chad Kroeger's ass glows red)
    • "And what the fu** is FRED?"
  • The clip of the band walking in the meadow from "When We Stand Together" set to the Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme.
  • "Went to school". "We don't need no education".
  • Chad holding a picture of himself.
    Chad: Look at this fuckin' cock, every time I do I masturbate! (wtf is my life?)
  • "And what the hell is in MY ASS?"
    • Then Chad pops out of his own ass.
  • "Look at this BRAND NEW CAR!"
  • "My dick is sticking out"
  • "This is where I gave a fuck." (1000%!! I USED TO GIVE A FUCK)
  • "I used to masturbate a dozen times. The sex fuckin' sucked."
  • Haaaa High School.
  • "Most of the time, I ejaculated."
  • Is this guy even playing?
  • The Taco Bell Take That!. "That shit makes me shit like crazy! BLEEEEEH!" (fart) "SHIT!"
  • "This is where I went to prison."
  • "I'm tired of saying, 'GOOD DAY, SIR!'"
  • "Look at this steamed ham!"
  • "Squeeze my cock! To steer when you're breathing in my steer when you're breathing in my steer when you're breathing in my cock!"
  • When her dick brushes up against you.
    • The same woman getting hit by a car.
  • "Watery shit! Should I ejaculate?" No.
  • "Oh, God! This song sucks!"
  • "Do you remember the old arcade?" No. "Why?" The "arcade" is a deadly "photograph" (lazer)
  • "I was so nervous that I nearly blew up."
  • "I haven't seen my dick since God knows wheeeeeeeen!"
  • The girl from "Let Me Go" going back in the house when he sees Chad as a firefighter. "Ew."
• Supra Mayro Odd-ICEE!
  • The "Odyssey, ya see" part of the song has Mario in the "Star Gate" sequence from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
    • At that same scene, a Honda Odyssey appears.
  • ♫ All around the world... ♫
    Dio: ZA WARRRR-
  • "YOU know that any pirate needs a crew. OOOOOOOOOOH!"
  • Schaffrillas Productions successfully uploads his collab video, then suddenly got a copyright claim from Nintendo which causes YouTube to self-destruct.
• Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse Catastrophe is one long funny moment from beginning to end. In fact, one commenter said it best: "If you do not laugh at this, you are not human."
  • The constant Trump jokes.
    • "If you see Donald, say 'China'."
  • "Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?" (sound of kids screaming)
  • "I almost forgot - there's no clubhouse." (cut to credits)
    • "I almost forgot." (How could I ever for-)
  • The Steven Universe intro parody.
    Donald! Daisy! (HI I'M-) Pluto! (Pluto is a planet!) Mickey!
    AND I'M JAVERT!
  • S-M-O-K-E-Y
    • "Only you can prevent diharrea!" (laugh track)
  • This
    Mickey: Today I'm playing hide and seek with Donald Duck.
    Donald: (entering) You betcha!
    Mickey: I wonder where he could be...
    Offscreen VO: HE'S RIGHT THERE! RIGHT THERE!
  • Mickey boasts that his friends will help him in the hide and seek game.
    Donald: You don't have any friends!
    CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
    Mickey: I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
  • This:
    Mickey: Oh, that's not Donald.
    Robbie Rotten: Who did you expect? The muffin man?
  • Minnie is at the door.
    Mickey: Oh, that's not Donald. Who is it?
    (The Jeopardy! thinking music plays for a few seconds)
    Mickey: It's Goofy! (WRONG!)
  • The Mousekatools.
    • You get nothing! (Okay.)
  • "Is that Donald?"
    • I DON'T KNOOOW
  • Mickey ponders where Donald went.
    Mickey: So, uh, where do you think Donald went?
    Shrek: OUTSIDE!
    Mickey: Yeah, that makes sense.
  • I'm on my way, from misery to happiness today...
  • Mickey playing Mario Kart.
  • Mickey looking through the telescope to see Tom Kenny in the shower.
  • The Hot Dog song is mashed up with Casin (the basis of the Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood song) and then Snoop Dogg.
• The Weird Al Show YTP Collab (currently only available in a reaction video)
  • "Today's lesson is: Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, but socially dead."
  • "A bunch of my friends are gonna be dropping-" (cue Let Me Hit It)
  • "Candy corn on the cob!" ("Everything's on a cob!! The whole planet's on a cob!! Go, go, go!!")
• The Magic School Bus YTP Collab
  • The first part of the theme song being overlaid on top of footage from Saving Private Ryan.
  • At one point, Arnold's groan of disappointment when the other children remind him of their field trip being far from normal is replaced by Carl Wheezer.
  • When Arnold walks towards Miss Frizzle in the school bus, there is a very awkward camera shot that is aimed at his crotch^note That was in the actual episode.. In response, a clip from Baby Driver was used, containing a line from Kevin Spacey that not-so-subtly alluded to his real life child molestation allegations.
    "I was just blinded by the balls on that kid."
  • The various edits to Arnold freezing when he takes off his helmet.
• The KidSongs YTP Collab, a collab based off Very Silly Songs uniting the talents of four up-and-coming poopers.
• The Robot Chicken Star Wars YTP Collab
  • This:
    Anakin: Are you an elephant?
    Anakin's mom (with Max Rebo's face plastered on top of hers): I'm not a fucking blue elephant!
  • The beginning of the Jedi Council's meeting.
    Yoda: To be trained as a Jedi, you must die.
    [Ganon suddenly appears on the screen, shooting lightning at the audience]
  • For some unknown reason, the Jedi Council becomes a Satanic ritual.
    Yoda: Hii Muss Non Sah-me. Hii Muss Non Sah-me.
    Everyone on the Jedi Council but Yarael Poof: Hii Muss Non Sah-me. Hii Muss Non Sah-me.
    Yarael Poof: I don't even know what that means. Can I ask what that means?"
  • Yarael asks the Jedi Council if anyone's finishing his pizza. His response when no one speaks?
    "Just me. Fuck!" (Head falls down in disdain)
  • Since EmperorLemon's avatar is a picture of Admiral Ackbar, expect a lot of references to him, especially in the "Admiral Ackbar Cereal" segment.
    Kid: There's a downward spiral in every box!
  • The emperor's song.
    • At one point, the song states that one of the Orders other than Order 66 is "stabbing a smuggler in the back". Cue Kylo Ren doing just that to Han Solo, which not-so-subtly alludes to Kylo Ren killing his father, Han, in The Force Awakens. Bonus points for using Censored for Comedy, as all we hear is Han's death cries.
  • "GECKO: Hell."
  • This parody of The Empire Strikes Back's Signature Scene:
    Vader: I am your mother.
    Luke: Noooo- (Spasms) That's not true! That's NOT TRUE!
    Vader: And Princess Lel is your sister.
    Luke: That's... (Flashback to a scene of them in bed together)
    Leia: (in flashback) That was so wrong.
    Luke: Guess I'll just be killing myself then. (Steps off platform and falls) GYAHHHHHH!
  • Three words: Maximum Reference Overdrive.
    Waiter: Hi welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
    Mon Mothma: I'll have a grilled cheese deluxe on a raft, extra shiny, make it cry, make it die, burn it (Now the animators are gonna have to draw all this fire!), let it swim inside a simulation inside another simulation inside a taco, dropped it in the toilet (There's a taco sticking out of the toilet!), poop on it wearing a salmon suit!
    Waiter: That's naaaasty.
    Mon Mothma: But I'm not done yet! You must play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with New Funky Mode & Knuckles and Steven with the animal style inside a YouTube Poop for two hours.
    Waiter: Are you done yet?
    (Beat)
    Mon Mothma: Yes.
    Waiter: This isn't some kind of prank, is it?
    Mon Mothma: Uhhhh... No mother, it's just the northern lights.
    [A title card states "Two hours later"...]
    Waiter: HERE'S YOUR STUPID ORDER!
    Mon Mothma: YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES!
    Ackbar: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Mon Mothma, you'll never eat lunch in this town again!
    [Ackbar uses Eye Beams to blow up Mon Mothma's head. Cue the scene freezing, an arrow marked "To Be Continued" sliding to towards the left of the screen, and Yes's "Roundabout" playing. Yoshikage Kira laughs in response.]
  • Max Rebo emerges from the rubble yelling "I LIIIIIVE!"
  • Palpatine ends up being the cause of his own demise, because of Darth Vader reading his suicidal thoughts. His pleads to keep living are the icing on the cake.
    Palpatine: (While shooting Force Lightning at Luke) ...Yeah. Guess I'll just be killing myself then.
    Vader: Oh! Okay!
    [Vader lifts Palpatine towards a reactor shaft, preparing to throw him off]
    Palpatine: No no no no no! I'm just kidding! Don't kill me! I'm the scrotum guy, remember?! No, no, no, no-
    [Vader tosses Palpatine down the reactor shaft]
    Palpatine: AARRRRRGGGHHHH!
• The Wander Over Yonder YTP Collab
  • Zees^note a reference to this SiIvaGunner video
  • This:
    Wander: Youuuuu stop that evil-pineapple-king!
    Suddenly, pineapples. (Peeper's face is replaced with SpongeBob's pineapple) OHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Sylvia and Wander crashing into the force-field being overlaid with the opening backbeat of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy".
• We Are Number One but with a bunch of stupid and funny jokes in it
• The 21 Chump Street collab
  • Towards the beginning, the announcer conducts the cast like in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Band Geeks". They all play loudly, causing the windows to explode and knocking out Link. Cue a flimsy "credits" roll, typed in Comic Sans and featuring misspelled names, as the background music goes "And then they died!" This doesn't last long.
  • The announcer also mis-pronounces Lin-Manuel Miranda's name; he says "Manuel" like "Manual".
  • "She has no style. She has no grace. this girl has a face."
  • This:
    Justin: Will you go to prom with me?
    Naomi: Of course!
    Justin: Really?
    Naomi: NO!
  • Justin is briefly imprisoned one million years simply for hating Voltron.^note the OP is a fan of Voltron: Legendary Defender
  • This:
    Naomi: ♫ If I'm doing my JOJ... If I'm doing my job... ♫
    Narrator: And what is your job, besides making balloon animals?
    Doctor Strange: ♫ I am making life safer...
    Naomi: ...one bag at a time. I'm just a bill. I feel malignant melanoma! ♫
  • "What the heck, I gotta doo-doo!" (Comedy.)
  • "So I slid it right in there..." is rendered an Accidental Innuendo by two of the poopers. Jalisa Weschen, who organized the collab, tells them "I thought I told you to keep it clean!" Schaffrillas Productions retorts, "Not happening."
  • SOON
    • BOLICE CAR
  • At the end, Justin is shown in jail with Laura Dreyfuss. ^note It was a reference towards another collab listed in this page, "Dear Chris Hansen", where she got arrested for reading a "Dear Evan Hansen" tie-in book too early.
    "Well, this sucks."
• The Backyardigans collab
  • "Wow, this place is radical!"
  • While surfing the "perfect wave", Pablo wipes out. A lifeguard tries to save him, but according to the subsequent text slides, he doesn't make it. This sets off a chain reaction that results in the universe reverting to its pre-big bang state. And then the remainder of the collab plays out "in a parallel universe".
• Steamed Hams but it's a YouTube Poop Collab, from start to finish.
  • For starters, it's an hour and a half long collab based on a scene that doesn't even last three minutes. And seven minutes of that is mostly based on Superintendent Chalmers ringing the doorbell.
    "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more doorbell!"
  • This:
    Billy Mays: Has this ever happened to you?
    Chalmers: Dafuq?
    (camera zooms in on Skinner's grinning face as Chalmers knocks on the door and yells "Seymour!" all while Happy Together is playing in the background)
  • Skinner opens the door for Chalmers...
    Skinner: No. (closes door)
    (Chalmers rings the bell several more times)
    Skinner: Uhh... no.
    Chalmers: (while ringing the doorbell rapid-fire) SEEEEYYYYYMOURRRR!
    Skinner: Ah, ah, ah. You didn't say the magic word.
    Chalmers: Seymour.
    Skinner: Mmmmm.
    Chalmers: You're fired.
    [Skinner opens the door]
    Skinner: Opening the door with this keyhole.. Look! Seymour that doesn't go in there you silly bitch! Hahaha!
    [The screen goes red, and Chalmers' rage towards Skinner is unleased offscreen]
  • Skinner opens the front door to find, instead of Chalmers, SpongeBob and Patrick asking if Skinner is ready to go jellyfishing. Skinner says no and slams the door. Later, they show up again as Skinner repeatedly closes the door on them.
  • In another scene, he finds some Pop Tarts singing Christmas carols.
    Skinner: Fuck you it's January!
    Billy Mays: Not anymore.
    Skinner: AHHHHH!
  • At one point, Skinner finds Anakin Skywalker burning in the oven. In another, he finds Andy's toys about to be torched in the incinerator.
  • Immediately after the "Skinner and the Superintendent" song, we get a short sequence of three different Rocky Roll Call scenes strung together.
    Chalmers: What was that part about the, um... who now?
  • When Skinner justifies his burning oven, he repeatedly does a "Mmm" sound that angers Chalmers up to the point where he takes out a pistol and kills him via a Boom, Headshot!. Believing that Skinner is finally dead, Chalmer heads back to the dining room... but finds multiple Skinners, big and small, doing the "Mmm" sound effect. At this point, Chalmers aims the pistol to his own head, and a Black Screen of Death confirms the suicide.
  • The edits when Skinner jumps out of the window and runs to Krusty Burger.
    • Firstly, he ends up breaking both his legs. All he can say is "Egads!".
    • Skinner ends up being caught by Superintendent Chalmers at Krusty Burger, because the latter was standing at the front entrance.
    • Skinner is hit by a car, because he kept sprinting across a road without checking for any cars.
    • Skinner is hit by a tram, that can somehow travel on a road.
    • A song accompanies it, like "Fuck This Shit I'm Out", Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks", Hollywood Undead's "Another Way Out" and a heavily distorted version of Maurizio DeJorio's "Running in the 90's".
    • Skinner is killed by Superintendent Chalmers, who has a sniper rifle.
    • As Skinner tries to leave, he is spotted by Unikitty! So, he sprints as fast as he can towards the Krusty Burger, but Unikitty launches her flaming self towards him. But just as she is about to hit him, a truck hits both of them. The song "You Are Dead" accompanies this moment, something that causes JonTron to angrily throw the Total Distortion cartridge ("I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!") towards Charlie Brown.
    • Skinner runs back and forth to the Krusty Burger. At one point, he goes back to his kitchen, and is caught by a glaring Superintendent Chalmers.
    • Multiple Skinners run towards the Krusty Burger, something which is spotted by Superintendent Chalmers. The fact that Chalmers screams "SEYMOUR!" makes it funnier. And to top that, a UFO sucks in one of the Skinners, breaking the chain.
    • During running, Skinners is squished by a falling giant burger.
    • Instead of falling onto his backyard, he falls into a truck full of peanuts. He ends up passing away due to his peanut allergies. Suddenly, Rob Cantor's "Shia LaBoeuf" describes Skinner's resurrection.
    ♫ Wait! He isn't dead! Skinner Surprise!
    There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. ♫
    • Obi-Wan can be heard saying "Always on the move".
    • Hotel Mario's sound effects can be heard when Skinner runs. It cuts to a gamer who asks "Originality. Is that even a thing anymore?". Someone offscreen replies "Nope!", and the gamer ends up shouting "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".
  • This moment from Schaffrillas Productions:
    Chalmers: Holy crap! ♫ Tell me what's a-happening ♫ in there!
    Skinner: Orgies and stuff!
    Chalmers: WHAT? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR in this neighbourhood LOCALISED ENTIRELY WITHIN Japan?!
    Skinner: That's right!
    Chalmers: (Beat) I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
  • At the end, Skinner is informed that he's a dead meme, so he decides to disguise himself as Peter Griffin and reenact the sidewalk-tripping scene. An offscreen voice cries out "It's not funny anymore!" So Skinner, with tears in his eyes puts a gun in his mouth and kills himself. All this while "What a Wonderful World" is playing. And to avoid copyright problems, the song gradually becomes one that was sung by the Voice of the Legion.
    All of this is canon.
    Seymour Skinner is dead.
    You are not allowed to make any more Steamed Hams memes.
    Let him and the meme rest in peace.
• The Brain Drain of Pooh
• Kirby YTP Collab: DeDeDe's Dirty Cartoon
  • The Inception-worthy ending.
• The Muppets From Space Collab
• The N. Sane Collab not only has some amazing entries, but they're edited together perfectly.
  • "The time had come to test the machine. Ready?" "No."
    N. Brio: The Vortex is not ready! I have no idea what it could do!
    Cortex: ...you're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
    (credits roll) ♪My Little Bandicoot!♪
  • "This bandicoot will be my bandicoot will be my bitch. We will party every monday and eat Domino's! This time, I shall play the trumpet!"
  • "Into the Vortex! (faces the audience) Of sex! Hahahaha!"
    N. Brio: Doo doo!
    Peridot: cOMeDy gOLd!
  • "This bandicoot gave me genital herpes."
  • "Crash, my boy, we will be besties! Then we will fuck every woman in THE WORLD! Very stimulating!" "Oh well, guess I'd better go kill myself."
  • Crash attempts to jump out a window, but it proves sturdy enough that he hits his face on it, gets knocked onto the floor, then cries.
  • Everything that happens when Crash jumps out the window.
  • Robbie Rotten interrupting Crash and Tawna's... intimacy.
  • Cortex suddenly deciding he wants to be the hero.
  • "Gee, it's kinda SPOOKY"
  • Cortex realising the cave he crash-landed in doesn't contain crystals, but gas. One lit match is dropped to the ground, which blows Cortex up back into the skies. A memorial is dedicated to the mad doctor, but he's referred to as Dr. Ivo Robotnik, he's portrayed by Dr. Mario wearing an N on his head mirror, and the memorial is accompanied by the The More You Know jingle.
  • The Mine Song sung by Cortex.
    Cortex: Yes! The crystal is mine!
    This bandicoot is mine!
    This Time Twister machine is mine!
    Yes! The crystal is mine!
    Let go! The mask is mine!
    N. Tropy: Fuck off.
    Cortex: The Vortex is all mine!
    N. Brio: But, Dr. Cortex...
    Cortex: What?
    N. Brio: THESE ARE MY MACHINES!!!
    THEY'RE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!
  • "We need more sex slaves! Also, we need EarthBound."
    Cortex: Mother 3 will never be released in America.
  • Cortex blinks in rapid succession and cycles through three photoshopped versions of himself: the first shows him with extremely beady eyes and big teeth, the second has him smiling with his eyes grown big, and the third further enlarges the eyes and mouth in addition to elongating his head.
  • "We don't have any friends." ♪It's sad, so sad♪
    doktor cotez haz no friens tis iso sadd can we get 100000 subscibles
  • "Then we'll need to find... (rapidly glitches in and out of another off-model photoshop; the crystal in the background is also photoshopped to look like a penis with two testicles) Em N. Em.
  • Vegas Pro crashing on Coco's laptop.
    Cortex: Why must you always crash?
  • Dr. Antonia Johnson of Clear Talk Mastery being the one to tell Crash to fetch her the crystals.
    Antonia Johnson: Crash, give, me, the crystals. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do-
  • (camera zooms in on Aku Aku) "Oooo." (camera zooms out)
  • An exchange between Uka Uka and Dr. Cortex;
    Uka Uka: You have failed me TWICE!
    Cortex: What was the second time?!
    Uka Uka: You lost my pants!
    Cortex: What?! You don't even got a body!
    Uka Uka: Interrupt my story again, Reggie! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
    Reggie!Cortex: "Don't love your tone."
  • "I have a tiny dick, my children."
  • Cortex failing because he decided he didn't need Uka Uka's instructions on getting through the hotels.
  • This moment as well:
    Uka Uka: I am feeling... so horny.
    Dr. Cortex: Uka Uka! Fuck my ass!
    [Cut to Cortex being raped by Uka Uka]
  • "Hey, Dr. Cortex! Hey, Tiny." "You saw my dick ONE TIME!"
  • Tiny Tiger singing "C is for Cookie".
  • (Dr. N. Tropy appears) "Well, I made it, despite your directions. I am Doctor Anus."
  • "Maybe I should retire to a nice, big woman with nice, big, tracts of land!"
  • "I'm gay... sus."
• The Smash Bros. YTP Collab
  • There is a plethora of jokes involving Waluigi's exclusion from the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate roster.
    • "NINTENDO BETRAYED US!"
    • Patchy then proceeds to have a meltdown and get rid of all of his Super Smash Bros. stuff... and then he blows up Nintendo and escapes on a school bus.
  • "I'd like to introduce you to the noose." (Offensive!)
  • "I love The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! so much I could scream memes."
    • Scott the Woz screaming later became a Running Gag throughout the collab.
  • "Kirby's Return to Wii Fit Country VII" for the Virtual Boy.
  • "In addition, Link is now fully voiced in English."
    Link: Oh, boy!
  • On Ike's different voices:
    Ike 1: Prepare yourself.
    Ike 2: Why are we whispering?
    Ike 1: Prepare yourself.
    Ike 2: Prepare yourself!
    Ike 1: Prepare yourself.
    Ike 2: Prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man! (starts doing the Fortnite dance)
  • Announcing Ecco as a new Echo Fighter.
  • Thanos snapping half of the roster into amiibo's to make Ultimate's roster closer to Melee's.
  • The Nintendo Wii U Classic GameCube Controller Remote Pad-Chuck Plus Pro compatible with Super Smash Bros. Ulcers.
  • "I rate both of Pit's Final Smashes the same, as I like them both the same. I like how both reference THE SAME game and I feel like both are also THE SAME. So I put them in THE SAME spot."
    • "Villager's Final Smash is THE SAME."
  • "Who's that Super Smash Brother?" has Waluigi's silhouette. The answer is actually Dark Samus.
    Dark Samus: PIKACHU!
  • The cast for Smash 64:
    MARIOOOOOOO
    DⱭ
    Ear Rape
    steve from mine crafte
    seemor skiner
    KIRBY
    FOF
    bazinga
  • Reggie announcing Super Smash Battle Royale.
  • "Screw you Schaffrillas, You'll never eat lunch in this town again."
• The Dog With a Blog 6th Anniversary Collab
• Jimmy Davis's Peter Man 1 Collab:
  • The tour guide at the laboratory speaks entirely in the infamous "Burger King Foot Lettuce" copypasta.
  • "Harry, Jimmy Davis will block you if you send him spider pictures. It's a defense mechanism." (This is then used as a pick-up line.)
  • "Where do you want me? Over here?" "Uh..." "Over here?" "Uh..." "Over here?" "Uh..." "Over here?" "Uh..."
    [M.J. falls off the building]
    M.J.: (As she falls) Over here?
    Peter: Perfect...
  • Instead of a spider, Peter is bitten by a loudly screaming Keemstar.
  • Norman's head inflating like a balloon and being popped by a pin.
  • "Peter? Are you up? Any change?"
    [Pan down to the floor where there is a large jar of change.]
    Peter: Yep! Big change!
    [A Rimshot occurs, where Patrick boos and is promptly punched by Peter.]
  • "Hi, M.J.."
  • Peter tearing himself in half as he tries to use his webbing.
  • "You do realize that N.W.A is not responsible for sauce jokes?"
  • The entirety of Master Joj's segment is somehow both this and utter Nightmare Fuel at the same exact time.
  • "He tried to tell me something important and I threw up in his face..."
  • J. Jonah Jameson as Darth Maul.
  • "We could be heroes!" "...just for one day."
  • The Buglers try to think of good articles about Peter:
    J. Jonah: What the fuck is Parker doing playing Minecraft on my front page?! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that little piece of shit's ass on my front page!!
    Robbie: He pooped for 6 hours after eating Subway!
    [Cut to a visual of Peter screaming in a bathroom stall.]
    J. Jonah: That's pretty good...probably caused by Wreck-It Ralph.
    [Cut to a picture of Ralph in a chef outfit at a Subway restaurant, sheepishly holding a bottle of laxatives over a sub sandwich.]
    Robbie: Problem is, we don't have a good picture. We can barely get a glimpse of him.
    J. Jonah: (As Georges Hautcourte fiddles with a pen in the background) Aw, is he shy? If we can get Robert De Niro in a thong smoking a bong with Donkey Kong we can certainly get a picture of Spider-Man's ass!
  • Thomas the Tank Engine angrily plowing down the street into a fish market run by a "Fish Controller" as Peter tries to speak to M.J.^*Which is even funnier when you realize it's a Call-Back to Thomas being refused seafood back in "Toad's Wintry Willies", one of this segment's creator's other YTPs.
  • "Norman, the board is Norman. You're Norman."
  • The Oscorp execs getting skeletonized by one of the Green Goblin's bombs is (appropriately) accompanied by Thor's Big "OMG!" from Thor: Ragnarok (and "Spooky Scary Skeletons").
    "That is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life."
  • "I don't like it when they talk, go back to references!" (Back in the 90s...) "YEEEEAAAAH!!"
  • The entirety of the fight with Green Goblin at the bridge. Some highlights:
    • Peter takes off to save Mary Jane, only to get backhanded through an apartment window by a giant tennis player.
      AVGN inside apartment: HOLY SHIT IT'S SPIDER-MAN!
    • Peter diving to save MJ...only to fly screaming into a boat shed and then exploding.
    • Peter repeatedly telling MJ to let go of the cable, with the text "let go, mary jane" flying out of his mouth in her general direction each time, including at one point in the background when we can't even hear him.
    • Peter dropping MJ and the cable car toward the river, where they land in the mouth of a gigantic shark.
    • The cable car inexplicably moving by itself through the air to hit Green Goblin.
    • Peter missing grabbing the cable car when it starts to fall again ("shit..."), causing MJ to fall toward the river with Peter falling in right behind her, whereupon the scene cuts to a test pattern screen reading "whoops".
    • The fight ends with everybody and everything involved in the fight except Peter and Norman inexplicably exploding, with them leaving a gigantic mushroom cloud behind them.
    • Then there's the other nonsense going on in and around the fight, such as Gwonam randomly flying through the middle of the fight, Peter turning into a bowling pin, and the two guys on the barge, who alternate between giving commentary and glitching out to the extreme:
      Guy 1: He's not gonna make it!
      Guy 2: He's gonna make it!
      Guy 1: He's gonna make it!
      Guy 2: He's not gonna make it!
      Guy 1: He's not gonna not make it!
      Guy 2: He's gay!
• Waltman13’s Green Eggs & Ham collab:
  • The first three minutes were just of the Cat in the Hat saying “Oooohhhh...” A startling amount of mileage out of just one syllable. And what’s more, several of the entrants’ edits of that moment didn’t even make it into the final collab, so three minutes is a low estimate.
  • Heck, the Cat easily steals the show with his share of egg jokes. But he has golden examples that aren't egg related:
    Cat in the Hat: I freak out every now and then because the devil bamboozled me.^note As a Freeze-Frame Bonus, you get to see what his Deal with the Devil was: a movie deal. And considering how that movie turned out...
    Cat in the Hat: I frequently beat up Fry. *cuts to him doing exactly that*
  • "Green Eggs and Shit" by God
    Sam's friend who's watching it: That YouTube shit is awful. When will I die?
    * McBean emerges*
  • From TTIPoopfinal’s entry, Sam-I-Am catches his friend in the act, Johny Johny-style.
  Sam: Eating green eggs and ham?
  Other: No, Sam-I-Am...
  Sam: Telling lies?
  Other: No, Sam-I-Am!
  Sam: Would you open your mouth?
  [Beat]
  Other darts away

  • Becomes a Brick Joke later during the “try them” scene.
    ”I said open your fucking mouth!”
  • From Sneakiest Chameleon’s entry, “I fucked your mom again” is a pretty basic sentence mix on its own, but then his mom shows up later in Sam’s house.
  • In Very Old Lady’s entry, there’s a Wilkins Coffee reference during the house scene. A match made in heaven.
  • Possibly accidental, but in Waltman13’s entry, when the other guy gives Sam a blowjob in the dark, his eyes in the animation loop don’t go past Sam’s nose level.
  • Also from Waltman13, Comic-Con is being held inside the boat, with a panel featuring Unikitty!, Kenny, and King Harkinian. Guess where Yellow Guy lands when he falls in.
  • There are a number of freeze-frame bonuses within the collab that either refer back to previous Green Egg poops or are just plain gut-busters. Like for example in the Fox News HUD:
    • Ghost and Alex Jones outed as reptilian communists.
    • Bounty for wanted serial rapist Sylvester Molester McMonkey McSpankey tripled since the train incident.
    • Local Floridian man spent too much time on this effect.
    • Cheesy Genie
• The Treehouse of Horror YTP Collab / NIGHTMARE EDITION
  • Bart says that he found a shortcut through the Scary Maze. We then see Lisa playing the game, during which Homer's face that he scared himself with appears; Lisa is unimpressed. But then, a whole bunch of Windows errors appear, scaring Lisa, who backs away from the computer and explodes.
  • Bart uses his "shinning" to call Willie for help. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of reading Willie's mind between 4:00 and 5:00, which Willie had warned him against.
  • Bart finds a Happy Tree Friends book that can somehow play an episode of the show. Unsurprisingly, Bart thinks the show is cool.
• The Grinch YTP Collab
  • The opening credits aren't that funny, but we get this gem:
    (totally not) inspired by: The Green Eggs and Ham YTP Collab
  • If you pause at the right moment, you can see a deep fried Leo the Lion for a split-second on Ian 'O Keefe's entry.
    • In fact, most of the Cat in the Hat Production jokes revolve around the movie, or eggs.
      Live-Action Cat: Dirty hoe!
  • "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Leaked Smash Bros."
    • Expect a lot of "Grinch Leak" jokes in the collab as well.
  • The Lorax shooting up Whoville because of a tree getting cut down.
  • The several head twisting jokes, from "I can see EVERYTHING." to a cameo from Natsuki.
  • The Grinch reveals his sexual fantasy and gets blown up for it.
    Grinch: There's one thing I like: fucking Stocking.
    Stocking: Did you decide that you wanted to shut the fuck up?
    Grinch: No!
    Stocking: *screams* Oh no you don’t! *blows up the Grinch*
  • NO DEAD MEMES IN MY COLLAB ^note A Call-Back to one the Treehouse of Horror collab's rules, which in itself is a Running Gag in Verges’ YTP collabs.
    • BITCH, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! *plays "dead memes"* ^note  One pooper jokingly gets fed up by Verges’ comments about dead memes so decides to retaliate by flooding a good 10 seconds of the video with what’s considered dead memes. All Played for Laughs of course.
• Outtagascar^note Not to be confused with the MAD sketch of the same name.
  • "[Alex] tells Marty to make his routine fresh, yet he has literally the same routine every single morning."
  • While Alex is swinging the lightpole, he misses Melmen's house and crashes.
  • "It's Nathan Drake!" (zooms right onto Nathan's face while the Uncharted music plays)
• Diamond is Unbreakable Retold
• YTP COLLAB: Star Wars - The Empire Breaks its Back
  • After leaving Luke to freeze to death, Han Solo returns to the rebel base and demonstrates his bluffing skills.
    Rebel General: Hello? Commander Skywalker reported in yet?
    (camera briefly zooms into Han's face as a flashback of the Millennium Falcon running over Luke plays)
    Han Solo: ...No, he's checking out a meteor that hit here.
    Rebel General: With all the meme activity in this system, it's gonna be difficult to spot approaching ships.
    (cut to a Star Destroyer confronting the face of Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker, as well as another Palpatine performing a spinning corkscrew leap)
    Palpatine's Face: I- (am the senate!)
    (the Star Destroyer fires at Palpatine's face, causing it to explode)
    Anakin Skywalker's Face: I hate them!
    (the Star Destroyer fires at Anakin's face, as well as the other Palpatine after two missed shots, also blowing them up)
  • Han Solo stating "The meteorite that hit my head. I'm a dead man.", followed up with the 'meteorite' being launched to Hoth and Han screaming right before the meteorite seemingly blows him up.
  • Dorky Eragon's take on Han Solo telling the Rebel General he doesn't know where Luke is.
    Rebel General: Commander Skywalker reported in yet?
    Han Solo: No, no, no! He's a dead man.
    (cut to Luke lying motionlessly in a blizzard)
    Han Solo: It's not my fault!
    On-Screen Text: 5 MINUTES EARLIER
    Han Solo: You know where Commander Skywalker is?
    Rebel Trooper 1: I haven't seen him. It's possible he came in through the south entrance.
    Han Solo: It's possible?
    Rebel Trooper 1: Yes sir.
    Han Solo: Ah, whatever. I don't know where he is. You know where Commander Skywalker is?
    (camera cuts to a wampa, who stands up and growls in confusion)
    Han Solo: Probably don't.
    (the wampa growls again)
    Han Solo: Alright, don't lose your temper. I'll come right back and give you a hand.
    (camera cuts back to the wampa, who's missing an arm)
    Han Solo: Eh, he's just a dead animal, Chewie.
    Luke Skywalker: (hanging from the ceiling) Han, wait!
    Han Solo: Do you know where Commander Skywalker is?
    Rebel Trooper 2: No sir.
    Han Solo: Well, what about you?
    Rebel Trooper 2: Yes sir.
    Han Solo: Really?
    Rebel Trooper 2: No sir.
    Han Solo: Come on. That's not nice. Do you know where Commander Skywalker is?
    Rebel Trooper 1: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
    Han Solo: That's a good story. Why don't you go tell the General?
    Rebel Trooper 1: Yes sir.
    Han Solo: Like this, this is it. I can't believe.
  • "You're not easy to live with, Solo. I hate you. Good to lose you." "Thank you, General."
• The Backyardigans Collab 2
• The Amphibia YTP Collab
• The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air YTP Collab by Silvanatorr
  • "Beywill! Beywill! Let it rip!" Will is seen spinning in an arena against another beyblade.
  • "She gave me a kiss, and then she gave me my playground, and then she gave the people of Bel-Air a kiss."
    • "Might as well kick my mom!" *kicks his mom, causing an explosion.*
  • Will: Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmmm, this might be bullshit!"
  • "I whistled for an AT-ST and when it came near, I yelled to Chewie 'yo homes, smell ya later!'"
  • "I looked at my bear- wait a minute, what the hell?!" *Will gets mauled by the bear*
  • "Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my BUTT as the prince of Bel-Air."
  • Will and Carlton playing video games against each other, including TAS-level Super Smash Bros., Mortal Kombat 9 and Hotel Mario.
  • "Aren't you both a little old?" *Will and Carlton turn old*
  • "Aren't you a little young to be making sauce jokes?" "This isn't just sauce jokes!"
    • While he says the latter line, Carlton's head turns distorted.
  • "This isn't just a gay game, dad, this is the new dad video game!" The cover of the game is a picture of uncle Phil with the title Dad: The Game.
  • Carlton gets invited as a fighter in Super Smash Bros., accompanied by the tagline "CARLTON Demands a sandwich!"
  • "Carlton never ended up going to Princeton, on account of his inability to open letters."
  • Upon reading the letter and learning he's rejected from going to Princeton, Carlton, Will and uncle Phil loudly celebrate.
  • "I'm going to prison!" *gets locked up* "Oh well, we tried."
  • Carlton dancing to various pieces of music, capping off with two SPEENS.
  • "Somebody fuck me!" *Will pinches Carlton instead, making the title 'The Serf Pincer of Librae' appear*
    • "Pitch-shift me!" *Carlton is pinched three times, with the pitch rising for every pinch*
  • "upon being pinched by will, carlton instantly died"
    • "Let's all go out and celebrate, huh?"
  • "Congratulations, sooon, you have been a waste of time for so long!"
  • *Uncle Phil's pants zip up, revealing a long censor bar* "You want a piece of meat?" *Will grins widely* "That's hot."
  • "Uncle Phil, who is this rough-looking brother standing next to you?" "Uh, well, me." (Cut back to Will, who now has uncle Phil's face)
  • "Yo G, can I get some spare change?" "No, fuck off." *Disintegrates Will*
    Geoffrey: For the last time, ass-master William, I have no spare chess!
    Will: What about- *briefly scats to Scatman John* -what about that penis you keep hidden in your butt under them issues of Big Butt Carl Babes?
    Geoffrey: No-o-o-o-o-o! *points a gun at Will*
  • "Carlton's going to prison and [Will's] pansexual. Nice to see that everyone's tenching their patreatial."
    Uncle Phil: I'm going to punish you, Will.
    Will: (Beat) Nun.
    Uncle Phil: WILL!
  • Hilary volunteers to join a girl scout group as their honorary Hentai monster.
    Uncle Phil: Groups like this usually like to do outdoors-y things, you know like camping, hiking, horsing, campback riding. (Beat) Horsefucking. (Two NSFW pictures of anthropomorphic horses pop up, which are censored with text boxes that say "WHOOPS! Can't show that in a Christian manga!")
    Hilary: Oh.
  • "God, it's been a looooooooooooong, haaaaaaaaard struggle, sos."
    Uncle Phil: At Princeton, they separate The Cheat from the Strong Bad. From now on, it's gonna be twerk, twerk, twerk, work work work work work work work work.
    The Walrus: Work?!
    Carlton: *screams incoherently as he swings his axe at a door*
  • "OwO, what's this?"
  • "My God, he's shaking hands with God, he's shaking hands with President God."
  • "Um, excuse me, but you look like a piece of shit." (the bowling receptionist turns out to have the poop emoji for a face)
  • The various ways Carlton flings a bowling ball at Will, including shattering his ribcage and obliterating his testicles (which are shaped like Will Smith's head for some reason) Mortal Kombat-style.
  • Carlton playing the old joy buzzer prank on Uncle Phil.
  • "I'm gonna be a bowl!" (turns into a bowl)
    • "I'm gonna be a furry!" (Uncle Phil gets triggered and squeezes Will's shoulder until it bleeds)
  • "Oooooohhhh, so you're going to booooohhhhwl ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!"
    Will: Are you out of your mind?!
    Phil: Shut up, Will!
    Will: Who cares what you think, you're not my dad!
    Phil: Zip it! (summons Sticky Fingers and zips Will's mouth shut)
  • "I'm standing on my own two feet filling my own two feet filling my own two shoes with feet."
  • "Your son is about throw his twinkie away and all you can say is "fuck"?"
  • "It is a sad day, when Will Smith becomes a fish!"
  • Dark Spirit Will Smith has invaded!
  • "Would you excuse us for a second, please? Get the flock out of here." (woman teleports out of sight)
    Woman: See you later, penis.
    (camera zooms in on Will's bemused reaction)
    Will: What's that short for; pinhead?
    (cue the Seinfeld theme along with an image of Patrick in his "pinhead" look)
    Carlton: No, it is not.
    Will: What is that short for?
    Carlton: Pinocytosis.
  • "Your dad isn't straight, he's hopped up on a twenty year old twink!"
  • "Looks like I need three pins to wince, and there is four pins standing up there, I've got a three-out-of-four chance of winning."
  • Will loses his grip on a bowling ball that gets launched up into the stratosphere and down back to Earth, causing it to blow the roof of the Banks household.
  • Uncle Phil lectures his son on our lord and saviour.
    Phil: Carlton, I have always been proud of Cheesus. The only question in my mom is if Cheesus is good enough for your mom.
    Carlton: Yeah?
    Phil: No.
    Carlton: Dad, I-
    Phil: (cuts off Carlton with a glitchy laugh) No! (laughs some more) No one is Cheesus.
  • The ending of the collab.
    Phil: You want a pizza?
    * ding-dong*
    Peter Parker: (shows up at the Banks residence with a pizza in his hands) Pizza time!
• The Disney Sing-Along Songs YTP Collab
  • "Today, we're going to the happiest place on Earth!" (Buzzer) "Not Anymore!"
  • The appearance of "Whistle While you Twerk" during the opening of the book.
  • StickerBoyNextGen's version of the beginning of "Whistle While You Work":
    Professor Owl: Let's begin on San Diego, just before Mickey Mouse DIES!
  • The song about bumper cars:
    Goofy: I love bumper cars!
    Roger Rabbit: Me too!
    Minnie: Me three!
    Mickey: Me four...
    Donald: This song sucks!
    Chip & Dale: I know it does!
    Goofy: So let's move onto a better song!
  • Donald Duck getting attacked by an Eevee after mistaking it for a Pikachu.
  • "We're off to fuck the tigers, and they are what we'll do!"
  • "Spooks arrive for the Fortnite Spree."
  • "Grim Grinnin' Ghosts come out to socialize, because ghosts can't get COVID."
  • The infamous "Enclosed instruction book" line from Hotel Mario sung to the tune of "When You Wish Upon a Star".
  • At the end of SupahBerry's entry, Professor Owl says "We're going to have some more Didneyland fun!", then we get to hear "Rotten to the Core", "A Real Fixer Upper", "Yodel-adle-eedle-idle-oo", "What Made the Red Man Red?", "A Guy Like You" and "Shiny".
• Its About Time Collab
  • At the end, The Meme Jester rolls the credits accompanied by Baaack in the nineties, I was-“
    Tamatoa: It only works when I do it.
    The Meme Jester: Sorry.
    cut to the real thing
• Peppa Collabs With Friends!!! by Roscoe McGillicuddy, featuring TheWackyWeevil, Incognito.exe, and Peppa Pig Skits.
  • The narrator doesn't do too good of a job of identifying what kind of food Mr. Potato is.
    Narrator: Today, Mr. Chicken Nugget has come to Peppa's play group.
    On-screen text: From now, you will never unsee that Mr Potato looks like a McNugget.
  • Mr. Potato offers to show Pulp Fiction to the children, which they're delighted at. However, Ms. Gazelle say the movie isn't for children, to which they are disappointed.
  • Mr. Potato: We have a very special guest!
    Peppa: Is it my mummy?
    Mr. Potato: No!
    Peppa: Is it my granny?
    Mr. Potato: No, she's dead!
    Peppa: Is it my great-granny?
    (Mr. Potato stares blankly, then speaks gibberish)
  • Mr. Potato singing "The Time is Now".
  • The first question asked to Super Potato:
    Suzy Sheep: Have you ever eaten a potato?
    Super Potato: Yes, I'm a cannibal!
  • When Mr. Potato can't get out of his car:
    Well, your car doesn't have any doors, so...
  • This scene:
    Super Potato: I will use my Tooty Frooty strength to lift this car!
    (He lifts up the car with Mr. Potato in it as promised... then sends it flying miles away, where it crashes and burns)
    Narrator: Mr. Potato is a roast potato.
  • When wondering what Mummy Pig thinks of him working out of the country:
    Daddy Pig (in a text-to-speech voice): Don't you dare defy me, and make me look stup-
  • The title card "Peppa Completely Lost Her Mind" as Peppa imitates the sounds of a train over and over again.
  • When George is playing with Mr. Dinosaur:
    Narrator: George loves Mr. Dinosaur.
    (cue Smash to Black while Mr. Dinosaur eats George)
    (A tombstone reads "RIP George 2004-2021" "Seriously, how has he been 2 for this long?")
  • Multiple Peppas appearing and saying hello to Suzy.
  • When Peppa says that "Suzy Sheep is talking nonsense!", Suzy actually speaks gibberish.
  • When Daddy Pig says he remembers when Peppa was a baby:
    Daddy Pig (in a text-to-speech-voice) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL just because I remember it doesn't mean I'm going to tell you about it.
• The Tigger Movie YTP Collab by NateGaming2005:
  • "There's Pokemon Tiggers and ball Tiggers, too!"
• The Pokémon 25th Anniversary YTP Collab by HundleysOnABirdDiet has plenty of funny moments:
  • "Sailing, sailing... stealing a car for Moe!" (cut to a definition of "moe")
• The Schwarzenegger YTP Collab by Dave-K:
  • The first 12 seconds show a poop of Rambo IV, until Arnold takes over by punching Sylvester Stallone in the face.
    Stallone: I need to get ice.
    Arnold: Cake?
    Stallone: Ice.
    Arnold: Oak?
    Stallone: Ice.
    Arnold: C-c-c-c-a-a-a-a-?
    Stallone: I need to get-
    Arnold: Fuck you. (punches Stallone in the face)
    Stallone: (hits back, producing a squeaky noise)
    Arnold: You hit like a vegetarian!
    GREATEST QUOTE EVER.
  • "You will have more Coc than sUs" -ArnonrA Schwarz
  • "Heh. Baa!"
  • "Terminator is a giant almond."
  • "Arnold Schwarzezrawsenegger, director JaeaJ Camera, and special ass-master Stan have reer, have reereer-knighted to continue the Turtermermananameranaereamernaterateramururur saga. But this time, their back!
  • "You have to let me see my sauce. He's great." (Sarah Connor with Pedobear's face appears beside John Connor)
  • "Get down!" (John Connor gets down to "Big Blue", complete with strobe lights)
  • Terminator Toot
    John Connor: You can't just go around kicking people!
    Terminator: Wow.
  • "Merminator toot: JuJ yay. This time, he's Arnold Schwarzenegger."
  • "So when he wanted Omaze to hang his cock, it was a dream come-" "That's what she said!"
  • "Garbage day!" (guy taking out the trash gets riddled with bullets for nearly 10 seconds straight. Bobby Hill, Alex Murphy and two others also get caught in the firefight.)
  • "Now when I was a boy, I was a girl."
  • (John Matrix punches a mall cop and holds his hand out in an open palm) "Talk to the hand."
  • "In this universe, there's only one universe. There's only one ass. Everything sucks!"
  • "Stay bird, coolboy."
  • "I will turn Gotham into Gotham. Then, I will turn Gotham into Batman's heart. Then, I will bark the Got from Batman. Then, I will freeze Batman's hard cock. Then, I will cum on Batman. Then, I will fuck Batman. Then, I williw I, nen, I will pull Batman's hard cock from his body!"
  • John Kimble introducing himself through 4 different poopers.
    TrailerPoopers: My name is John Kimble.
    ReidenLightman: My name is John Connor.
    Babchak: My name is Kim Kardashian.
    Dave-K: My name is John CENAAAAAA!!! (cocks gun)
    All four poopers together: And I love my cock.
  • John Kimble asking people if he may sit down.
    Kimble: You mind if I sit down?
    Man: Nah. (leaves the couch)
    Kimble: (sits down) You mind if I sit down?
    Woman: What are you doing here, y-
    Kimble: SIT DOWN?
• The Adventures of Elmo In Grouchland YTP Collab has plenty of funny moments:
• The DK Rap YTP Collab. In a nutshell: The DK Rap is sung, but the lyrics are changed, often with visual accompaniment, and other hijinks ensue. Some of the best edited lyrics (the ones in quotes) are below, along with some other moments.
  • Right from the beginning, the various jokes made with Donkey Kong's "OK!" and the N64 and Rare logos.
  • So they're finally back to make some money."
  • "So they're finally here-"
    (no one shows up)
    "Where are they?"
    (the Kongs appear)
    Donkey Kong (in Pit's voice): Sorry to keep you waiting!
  • "If you know the words, too bad!"
  • "Put your hands in a joint if you know how to smoke, put your haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
  • The many King Dedede jokes.
  • Lanky Kong being thrown at various things, including a wall in Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible's office building, Homer Simpson, and Galactic Nova.
  • "He's the leader of The Brady Bunch, you may not know him well."
  • "He's the leader of the Barnyard, you papaya him well!"
  • "D.T.! Donald Trump! He's the leader of the USA-"
    (Record Needle Scratch as a map of the 2020 elections show up)
    Donkey Kong: Not anymore!
    (he shoots Trump with his Coconut Gun, and laughs like Patrick.
  • "His Coconut Pistol can fire nuns, if he shoots ya, you'll probably be a dunce."
  • "He's stronger and fat and has pride rights too!"
  • "He's the first member of the Wii U crew!"
  • "DD - Dee Dee is here!"
  • The part where Tiny Kong is in a Pokémon battle and shrinks, only to be curb-stomped by a Cubone.
  • Tiny flyng into a fireplace.
  • "With a trip to IHOP, she's one fat Kong!"
  • "He has no soul, he's literally Satan!"
  • "Inflate himself just like your fetish!" (an image of DeviantArt is displayed)
  • "He can die real fast with his jetpack on!"
  • "He was once a fly but Jon shot him gone."
  • "With nothing on his back, he's a worthless Kong!"
  • The abundance of "Chunky's dead" jokes and Take Thats against it.
  • "Can pick up Patrick's rock with just a cheese!"
  • Cranky actually taking the turntable set to his house's fridge when the song tells him to "take it to the fridge".
    • Then he does it again, but stuffs himself in the fridge, too!
  • "WALL•E, Peanuts, pineapple under the sea, great, lelel, orange, and cooooooooooooooooooooooooo shells! Oh yeah!"
  • The rap being hijacked by Waluigi, which quickly escalates, turning into a standoff between him and the Kongs, resulting in him being put on a "banana bus" which pursues a mine train with Mickey and Minnie Mouse, culminating in a large explosion.
  • The vocalist singing "Last Surprise".
• LUL, a Luca collab:
  • The Pixar lamp killing the "I" in Pixar's logo, Among Us style.
  • When Luca tells his fish to get under the rock, we see Dwayne Johnson's head above the cave.
  • The entire sequence where Luca becomes Markiplier, ending with the Reaper Leviathan as Johnny ("Oh hi, Mark!") and Mark turning into Patrick Star.
  • As Luca is flopping on land:
    "THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!"
  • This scene:
    Alberto: Gravity, also known as death. (dies from Falling Damage)
  • Ercole the cannibal:
    Ercole: Who wants to watch me eat a dead body?
  • This exchange summing up cancel culture in a nutshell:
    Alberto: When you're racist, what do you get?
    Giulia: Cancelled!
• The Panty & Stocking YTP Collab. There isn't that much sentence mixing since only the Japanese version was available at the time, but all of the random glitches, effects, and YTPMVs are hilarious.
  • "Fly Away" suddenly segueing into "Fly Me to the Moon".
  • Scanty encountering The Great Mighty Poo in the toilet, then having her head as a poop after coming out.
  • Garterbelt: They almost caught me...
    (Panty appears out of nowhere to play peekaboo with Garterbelt's hair, and a few seconds later, a random explosion occurs)
• The Mitchell Bunch:
  • When the PAL Max robots first invade the Dino Stop:
    Squidward: Attention, customers! Robots have taken over the Dinosaur World!
    PAL Max Robot: [drops the boombox playing music] WHAT?! You think I'm a ROBOT?!
    Katie: Uh, look at your hand.
    PAL Max Robot: Why? What's wrong with- Oh my God, I'm a robot! My whole life is pointless! [explodes]
  • Rick accidentally stabs a chicken in the head with his screwdriver by pulling it out too fast, causing it to scream and Rick to get pelted by the Mitchells, necessitating the entry to cut to a No Animals Were Harmed card.
  • The Mitchells nearly obtain the kill code early by editing the one from Katie's notebook into Rick's hands...but then the editor decides to delete it.
• The DVD YTP Collab:
  • The FBI warning that reads, "The sexual reproduction with Criminals is illegal and punishable by up to 250,000 years in federal prison".
  • The Bowler Hat Guy using a glory hole.
  • "This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Disney's PlastFlay. Disney's Gay. Disney's FatassPlay. Your movie and a Fast of bonus features will begin Fast-ly. To bypass FastPlay, select "Fast Menu" button at any time. Fast Fast Fast FastFastFastFastFASTFASTFASTFAST——" (the Disney DVD explodes accompanied by a scream from a man)^note This quote was typed in the comments section by DmitriLeon2000, and that comment was used to type this here.
  • An announcer repeats the word "play", which attracts the attention of Nugent.
  • "You'll never guess what you'll find in Snoo, Where Are You! Volume 1."
• The Romeo & Juliet Seal Movie YTP Collab
  • Romeo tries to woo Juliet by asking her what colour he should be.
    Romeo: Shall I be ♫ GREEN OR BLUE? ♫
    Juliet: Why are you not blue?!
    Romeo: Yeah, I'm colorblind.
  • Mercutio tells the Prince "I think you need to die!" and shoots him in the chest. The Prince's ensuing fall into the ocean is accompanied by "For the Damaged Coda".
  • At the end, when the Prince finds a mate and they bond over their bad breath as they chant "We stink!", Friar Lawrence considers it a beautiful ending while an unimpressed Mercutio shoots him in the chest again, with the same song playing over it.
    Mercutio: I'm killing the Prince!
    Romeo: Oh, no! Anyway...
• The Logo YTP Collab:
  • An announcer declares that the place for "Hollywood's legendary fuckers" is "the CCC Network". Microsoft Sam then appears and says, "THAT'S NOT THE CW NETWORK, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!" only to glitch out on the last syllable.
  • Robbie Rotten covers the Summit Entertainment logo and says, "Don't let your kids watch Twilight," which triggers Twilight Sparkle.
• The Kaguya-Sama: Love Is War Collab:
  • Schaffrillas Productions himself put this collab together. We could stop there, but let's keep going.
  • Everyone sees the bit in the OP where the student council room's furniture is moving around on its own and goes for the low hanging fruit. EVERYONE.
  • "I'll take a crap in rap and become sauce and become Sans and become Santa! Ho ho ho!"
  • Someone sees a certain line in Hayasaka's rap and takes the oppourtunity to call back to the shojo manga episode:
    Hayasaka: I want a guy friend!
    Ishigami, after breaking down in tears after reading Go Sweet: I need a lady friend!
    In canon they have never met... I DON'T CARE! I SHIP IT!

Tennis Matches

• PresidentOfJelybeans vs. gamegenieeditor:
  • Round 1
  • Round 2
  • Round 3
  • Round 4
  • Round 5
  • Round 6
  • Round 7
  • Round 8
• ThePopcornFairy vs ProjectSNT:
  • Round 1
  • Round 2
  • Round 3
  • Round 4
  • Round 5
  • Round 6
• CyberCross11 vs iDuckFilms
  • Round 1
  • Round 2
  • Round 3
• DrHotelMario vs Damonater1234:
  • Round 1
    Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you heard me muttering, you must have known what I was muttering about!
    Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, something about root beer, right?
  • A snippet of "Oh Yeah" plays when Rainbow Dash has sunglasses on.
  • Round 2
  • Round 3
    Pinkie Pie: Commander Chad Warden was the real cream of the PS Triple.
  • Round 4, which is literally just Applejack saying she has nothing (representing Damonater1234 forfeiting the tennis match).
• NPCCarlsson vs. Jimmy Davis (aka. "PBG's Ping Pong Poop") is quite possibly one of the best tennis matches ever made, to the point that even PBG himself approved of the videos:
  • Running gags in one, more, or all videos:
    • "Zelda is a man!" "Oah!!"
    • Madame Foster's head being used as a basketball.
    • "And his name is John Cena/Senior!" (cut to a bar-room brawl between several YTP makers)
    • Both instances of ProJared's head superimposed onto Wonder Woman's body.
    • Mr. Resetti gets sent to Hell; Jimmy Davis depicts Hell as the YouChew website.
    • A statue of Wonder Woman with ProJared's face that appears Once per Episode.
  • Round one (NPCCarlson)
    • PBG's "explanation" for why the Happy Mask Salesman is cool:
      PBG: "You know who's really happy? The Happy Mask Salesman."
      HMS: "I'm not happy, Link. NOT. HAPPY.."
      PBG: Just look at how happy he is: He spazzes arouora sezzaps, he spawns Mr. Resetti out of thin air...
      Resetti: Ya saved me a lot of diggin' ya did, so here's your reward! (drops a cake on the Happy Mask Salesman)
      HMS: You miserable little weasel! I'll get my revenge for this!
      PBG: He even commits suicide (HMS walks off a cliff with a Wilhelm Scream) and says this:
      HMS: My voodoo mask has been stolen. Get the evil mask back or else I will strangle your nipples!
      PBG: Uh...ok?
      HMS: And please, would you clean this cake of my face?
    • Giving cake to the Happy Mask Salesman becomes a Brick Joke later in the video.
    • "I'm a pony..."
  • Round two (Jimmy Davis) Somehow, the entire video becomes an absolutely and hilariously insane cavalcade of Reference Overdosed Rapid-Fire Comedy:
    • The numerous Call Backs to this previous YTP.
    • "Hello, everybody, my name is Peanut Butter Gay Man!" (canned laughter; "That's funny!") "I meant to say something completely different: Hey everybody, I'm Jewish."
    • The music number set to "Happy", which also lampshades Have a Gay Old Time.
    • "Man, the Happy Mask Salesman is actually a little bit freaky." (HMS does Wild Take)
      PBG: He even commits genocide!
      DaThings1: I like ponies!
      HMS: All bronies must die! (zaps DaThings1, scaring spectating Crow and Tom Servo away)
    • "There's a circle that says 'touch', and when you push it it sounds like s***!" (pushes button) "Come in or else I will strangle Your Mom!" "Gasp, that's my dad!"
    • The Happy Mask Salesman still hates cake.
    • PBG makes a YouTube Poop. ("Sir, I'll have you know that littering is a LOL!") Stuart K Reilly is not amused.
    • PBG is disorientated:
      PBG: Ugh, what was in those cheeseburgers...?
      (cut to a Big Mac without the top bun)
      Link: Cheese!
      PBG: Oh...well, that makes sense.
    • "You know what makes no sense? This zombie game:" (Stylistic Suck cover of a game called "Zumbii" featuring zombified Bikini Bottom citizens) "You kill zombies by killing them."
    • Jimmy Davis's head exploding after being attacked by YouChew, followed his body being hijacked by the Mario Head and PBG's nonchalant reaction to it.
      Mario Head: (singing) Iiiiii got a body!
      PBG: Oh Maro, you crazy guy...
    • The Mario Head removing PBG's head and shooting it through a basketball hoop.
      Shooting some PBG-ball outside the school...
    • "Welcome to my new show about hunting!" (fires a gun and "kills" Boy!Zelda.)
    • RIP Peebs - He drived cool
    • The ending. PBG gets Weegee-fied after inadvertently throwing sauce on Weegee's face.
      MY FACE IS MELTING!!!!
  • Round 3:
    • "Hello. It's me... PeanutButterGaben!
    • "There's a button here that says "Touch Butts" and when you press it it sounds a little bit freaky."
      (Jon presses button; cue distorted PBG shrieks)
      (Jon throws the cartridge and smashes the Wonder Woman/ProJared statue)
    • "You know who's really unsettling? Mr. Ratburn"
      Mr. Ratburn: Are you having cake?
      (NPCarlsson, Michael Rosen, and the Happy Mask Salesman hold up signs reading "I AM!", "<aroused Yoda sound>", and "I have diabeetus" respectively.)
    • "I smoke weed smoke weed ev-er-y-day..."
    • PBG commits suicide again, ("RIP Peebs-He did and said some things") leading to Jeff once again sitting at PBG's grave as he and PBG laugh about the whole thing.
      "That doesn't even make sense!!"
    • "If you enjoyed it, then jump off the roof!"
  • "Round 4":
    • "All right, let's just go ahead and start with my fa-a-a-a-avorite comment here from PPPson:
      PPPson: I love yer FACE! Please don't unsubscribe. I will be watching Mr. Ratburn commit suicide.
      (Cutaway Gag to Mr. Ratburn.)
      Mr. Ratburn: Cake? Cake? Are you having ca-a-ake?
      Gaben Newell: No, the cake is a lie.
      Mr. Ratburn: (sadly) Aww...I don't want to live on this planet anymore... (shoots self as PPPSon/NPCarlsson laughs)
      PBG: To which I replied: "Please pee on me. I'm pretty sure I love you." To which PPPson replied: "That's nasty!!"
    • NPCarlsson getting lost on the way to Jimmy Davis's house and accidentally going into SammyClassicSonicFan's house.
    • "Hello, everybody, my name is what? My name is: Who? My name is: PeanutButterGameAndWatch!
    • The Happy Mask Salesman is still PBG's dad. His name is Wilford ButterGamer and he's apparently a Racist Grandpa.
      HMS: "...So I went to see a doctor...an Asian doctor, and the worst thing he said to me was: "Wilford, you fat f***, you have diabeetus".
    • "There's a button on here that says "Don't Touch Me", and if you touch it, an old man comes and gives you a wife and a thousand Japanese kids, which is pretty innovative for Japanese MORMONS but it's incredibly freaky."
    • The entirety of the sequence where PBG runs everywhere, ending with him dying (this time by being impaled in the Wonder Woman/ProJared statue after being kicked into it by Mr. Resetti), and he and Jeff laughing about it again.
    • "Did you know? PeanutButterGamer's body isn't a football!"
    • "Ha ha ha! You two are die for now and ever." (cue Emp getting an Oscar with Luigi's head)
      "Congratulations. You won."
    • "This video was brought to today by my dad! If you enjoyed it, then I'm gonna murder you"
      ...said Mom.
    • "I'll just put some lyrics to this YTPMV because I can't pitch shift to save my life".
  • Round 5:
    • The entirety of the sequence where Robbie Rotten tries (and fails) to teach PBG how to type, followed by Dr. Robotnik teaching PBG how to cut a cake (with disastrous results)
    • "When I made this video, I had no eyes." "Yes you did!!"
    • "I mean, hey, it's the news! That means it must be broken!" (rimshot)
    • PBG (of course) dies again, this time from eating "diabetes" that was in his cheeseburger, followed by a hilarious Game Over screen and him returning...as Mr. Ratburn.
      Jeff: YOU ARE DEAD!
    • The floating Mario Head winning the award for "Best Ass in the YouTube Poop".
    • "This episode of Peanut Butter Gamer is brought to you by this pumpkin! If you liked this episode then PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER!"
• Deepercutt & Captpan6's YouTube Poop Tennis Match, The Whole of It!
• StanTheTalkingDog vs Jalisa Weschen
• Speaking of Jalisa Weschen, there's the tennis with FragglevisionReturns
• And speaking of Stan, there's StanTheTalkingDog vs. Citizen HAL
• Domorato vs. JimPaladin:
  • Round 66 (ytp sexer) seemingly did everything that you shouldn't do while making a YouTube Poop to the point where it becomes funny again.

    Buzz (in a kid voice): "Big mouth."

The YTP Tennis Collab

There's a tennis (initially) primarily based on The Incredibles spinoff short "Jack-Jack Attack". Thing is, this one unites the talents of dozens of different poopers making one poop each corrupted from the previous one.

• Round 1 with Cameron W. Cowan
  • "Gee, it's kinda dark... MY EYES!!!"
  • This:
    Kari: (holding up a flash card) Campfire.
    Jack-Jack: No it's just the Northern Lights. (busts into flames)
    Kari: GOOD LORD! SEEEEEMOOOOO-
  • When Rick Dicker erases Kari's memory:
    Tigger: The brain drain!
• Round 2 with Octopus Cookie
  • "Well, it all started when I was born."
  • "Now put these kids to sleep, will ya?"
  • Jack-Jack flying through the sky while "Don't Stop Me Now" plays.
  • This:
    Syndrome: Is this the Krusty Krab?
    Kari: Yes! I'm the shiny boi!
• Round 3 with Schaffrillas Productions
  • The Cold Open parodying The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack has Tamatoa volunteering to take Jack-Jack to see Deadpool 2 only to find it's rated R. Then he hires a babysitter.
  • "Gee, it's kinda spooky!"
  • Syndrome's appearance:
    Hi, does an Arthur REEEEEE-
• Round 4 with IsaiahTheVargas 1117

  "Gee, it's kinda spooky!"
  "You bring a light?"
  "No."

  • "It's-a me, Josephi Krakowski!"
  • The second half of the video is a JonTron poop that has nothing to do with The Incredibles, and ends on an MLG-ified version of the 20th Century Fox fanfare.
• Round 5 with MemeKirisame. Initially EvanarchyMT was scheduled to do the next part, but they decided to drop out.
  • By this point the collab starts to have less to do with Jack-Jack, with MemeKirisame adding a segment based on Azumanga Daioh.
  • A jet can be seen in the background, only for another jet to fly in front of it. "D'oh, I missed!"
• Round 6 with Shooting Films. Once again, this part was to be done by another pooper (this time Silvanatorr), who requested to switch rounds.
  • During the opening, Silvanatorr's name is rendered as "SiIvaGunner".
  • The opening "It's kinda dark" scene this time segues to a scene from Hoodwinked! where the Wolf and Twitchy are in a mine cart and the latter unknowingly lights a stick of "dee-na-me-tay".
  • "State your name".
  • "Name your state."
    Skinner: Uh... (cuts to a Windows error screen saying "Unable to give location to strangers. Not even towards the authority.")
    Chalmers: I see.
  • "Now this is a story all about how THE BABY WAS EXPLODING!"
  • Syndrome singing "Hello".
• Round 7 with Citizen HAL
  • Kari asking Jack-Jack to make her a sandwich. He says no.
  • "You like Huey Lewis and the News?" (Power of Love starts to play) "NO!"
  • Citizen HAL briefly takes the time to mock Kermit saying "Way to get down with your bad selves" in Muppets from Space, foreshadowing the collab he did for it (see above).
  • "This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito 2"
• Round 8 with The Great Mordo Gamer
  • "I can die." (cue The Price Is Right loser horn)
  • The previous round expands on the "make me a sandwich" joke by blasting "For the Damaged Coda" over a still of Kari's face, with this text:
    RIP KARI
    she never got her sandwich
  • "You like jazz?"
  • Mordo uses a bit too many DAGames references, and admits that he should cut down on them.
• Round 9 with Oface Studios, which was released, after multiple delays, three months after the last round.
  • Jack-Jack floats offscreen and comes back with Rarity's head.
  • Frollo tossing Tommy into the hellfire, followed by Caddicarus apologizing for what we just saw.
  • WHEN I WAS A KID....
  • The UHF segment.
• Round 10 with Cory The Norm. By this point, the Tennis match degenerates into a cavalcade of Rapid-Fire Comedy and it is glorious.
  • "You turned off the whole movie!"
  • "The baby was a boss!"
  • "Yes. Burn the child."
  • "Guess I'll die." (cue fake credits with the Full House theme playing over it)
  • "Pesky bee!"
• Round 11, a rematch with MemeKirisame
  • The Jontron bit that not-so-subtly pokes fun at how the collab came back to life after almost a year long hiatus. Also, Uncultured Swine was to do this round, but decided not to.
  • "What's your name?" "HOMER SIMP-"
• Round 12 with CRJ1
  • HORNY
  • A quick "penis music" meme pads the video out to a minute.
• Round 13 with Jalisa Weschen
  • 2000 years later...
  • Oh, baby baby, you're such a card...
  • "If I stop, how can I find an Octet"?
  • The portion of the poop dedicated to the previous round is done before the video reaches a minute. A poop of Schaffrillas' round is added to pad the video out.
• Round 14 with IHate4kids
  • Kari Has a Nervous Breakdown!
  • "Do the dance, Bart!" (cue Weird Al dancing)
  • "What's the S stand for?" "Meow?" "No, that's not really right."
  • You're such a card... "IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?" "Yes!"
  • A Scatman's World meme
    Ba
    Baby is happy
  • The Stinger:
    Jon: Hey everyone! Isn't it such a beautiful feeling?
    Coronavirus: Out of the way, asshole!
    Jon: Jesus!
• Round 15, a rematch with Silvanatorr
  • The "MAMA!" from the previous round is accompanied by a clip of the Arnold baby from Junior.
  • Shrek dancing.
  • This joke involving American Psycho characters:
    "Ya like jazz?"
    "Fuck jazz!"
    (axe)
  • This:
    Grunkle Stan: This... this is beautiful baby!
    IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?
  • It's Mr. MVP, SIMP!
  • I thought furries were only true in fairy tales. I'm fat!
• Round 16 with Constipated Wonka
  • This is my first time with a cock. (cue Digimon Wiki article stating that she is a minor, followed by FBI meme)
  • Apparently Freddy Fazbear's Pizza is the "gay zone".
  • "If you say 'Is that a fucking Jojo reference?' one more time, we will shove the sharpest sword in Mark 3 up your bumhole." (the sword goes through a peach)
• Round 17 with mrdoognoog
  • The previous round had a scene where a guy claimed he had both type 1 and 2 diabetes, so "diabetes" became a running gag in this round.
    • "I have both 8 and 5 diabetes."
  • The parody of the web animation about Judge Judy.
  • "Oh no, not the Brunswick Zone!"
• Round 18 with FragglevisionReturns
  • The amount of call backs to previous rounds, starting with a parody of the opening from Schaffrillas' round, where Tamatoa offers to take Jack-Jack to Wonder Woman 1984, only to find out that it's not out yet.
  • This parody of a scene from a Scott The Woz video:
    FragglevisionReturns: So... tell me where it all went wrong.
    mrdoognoog: Well...
    (cue random flashing colors)
    FragglevisionReturns: This game is worse than I thought.
  • Wilford Brimley tells you all about how Ee-arth got flipped-turned upside down.
    Jon: It's such a beautiful day and nothing can go wrong!
    Coronavirus: Out of the way, asshole!
    Jon: OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG!
  • Not everything is a Jojo reference!
  • WHAT THE gosh heck huckleberry honeysuckle darn JOAJE!
  • Judge Judy with the coconut gun.

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