Funny / Vampire Academy

• From Vampire Academy:
  Rose: Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you’re going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.
  Mason: This is my time, Hathaway. I’m leading today’s session.
  Rose: Oh yeah? Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.
  • Christian setting Ralf on fire and laughing hysterically about it.
  • Rose's explanation of the first time Lissa noticed her, in elementary school. She called their teacher a fascist bastard and threw a textbook at his head.
• From Frostbite:
  Mason: How do you not know where the heart is? Especially considering how many of them you've broken?
  Rose: *glares*
  Mason: Beilkov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rapid vipers for the great offense he committed against you this morning.
  Rose: Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?
  Mason: I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers though.
  Rose: Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?
  Mason: You ever tried to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering.
  Rose: Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this.
• From Shadow Kiss:
  Rose: Are you afraid of my possibly insane dark side coming out?
  Dimitri: No, I’m afraid of your normal Rose Hathaway side coming out, the one that isn’t afraid to jump in without thinking when she believes something is right.
  Rose: Is there a difference?
  Dimitri: Yes. The second one scares me.
• In Spirit Bound, Robert refers to Adrian as a 'Drunken sod'.
• Last Sacrifice:
  • Abe pushing Nathan Ivashkov out of the way and whistling into the microphone to get everyone's attention.
  • Sydney scolding Rose after her escape attempt.
  • Adrian deliver this little defense:
  My mother wasn't sleeping with anybody. She doesn't even sleep with my father.