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Game of Thrones

Their reaction to seeing that the beginning of the game takes place at the Red Wedding.
Woolie: Tomorrow's gonna be a GREAT day!
In a really dark way, their reactions to Ramsay Snow murdering one of the playable characters, Ethan. After freaking out for a few seconds, they basically admit that they shouldn't have expected anything else from the guy.
- Following this, they wonder what Ethan will be credited as in history. They settle on "Ethan the Died-Quick."
At the end of part 1, they decide to look at the preview pics for the following episodes and lose it when part 3's picture turns out to be a dragon.
Woolie: NOOOO STOP IT I DON'T WANNA KNOW! *Smash Cut to credits*
Matt and Woolie pointing out that "Gared Tuttle" is not exactly an intimidating name.
Matt: Like, his name should be "Marshmallow-Soft TumTums."
The "honest liar" train of thought that gets started in part six.
Matt (as Frostfinger): I like a man that's honest about his lying, but would never lie about being honest!
A joke about Cersei having someone skinned leads to Woolie thinking of some sort of unholy Lannister/Bolton house combination.
Woolie: A Lannister-Bolton always flays his debts!
The astounding discussion during Part 8 of the Boltons coming in on ATVs and crashing Gregor and Ethan's funeral.
Woolie: Fuckin' Ramsay's doing donuts and spitting up dirt on the bodies. And the ATVs have to have flayed-man decals on them.
- Eventually, someone came up with an illustration.
Woolie's reaction to the "aliens built the pyramids" conspiracy theory in Part 15:
Woolie: I love that! I fucking love that! It's like, "These Africans couldn't have built the pyramids! It must have been aliens! It's the only way!" says the Europeans! God forbid a bucket of water would help them press it against the damp sand, idiots!
Their reaction to the 'Attack' option in Part 16, in which EVERYONE is killed.
Matt: OH! OH NO, GREAT! AWESOME! WHAT A GREAT CHOICE, WOOLIE!
They lose their shit over a glitch.
Part 17 starts off with a good one.
Matt: (Zach meows) No, sweet baby. (Zach meows again) No, sweet baby. (moment of silence) NO! (both he and Woolie laugh)
Matt's first order when Asher claim lordship.
Matt: Quickly fill our cannons with the blood of your children, it will surely create a paste that our enemies will feel icky in.
As of Part 20, House Forrester has new house words: "Oops, All Dead!"
Matt pointing out one of the problem with Gared's choice about defending the north grove.
Matt We will defend, and he looks at the tree, whatever the fuck this is! No ones fucking told me what this big Yggdrasil is.
The Running Gag about "Dirty Tom", the coal boy who assists Mira, and her fetish for his lack of hygiene, which over the course of the LP gets progressively over-the-top. By the last episode they're talking about him doing oil coasters against Cersei's guards.

Silent Hill 2

The complete inability to deal with one of the Lying Figures upon entering an apartment. Pat literally chases it around for several minutes trying to bludgeon it to death, with his thoughtful commentary on the game and it's monsters being interrupted by the rampant screeching of the monster.
In Part 5, monsters leap in from the side of the overpass to attack James. This launches into Nightmare Retardant because Pat just keeps running past them before they can do anything, and the poor animation implies someone is throwing them over from underneath.
Their playthrough of the extra "Born From A Wish" content added in the newer releases in general, because they have no idea what's going on, leading them to be genuinely frightened at most of the scares. That combined with the scenario itself being... unpolished, leads to several laughs from what is otherwise the most serious playthrough they've ever done.
- They basically write-off the scenario as utterly unnecessary at the end, suggesting the game is better off without it, and Matt hilariously points out that the 'alarming monster noise' replacing the radio-static sounds oddly like Jet Jaguar.
Pat's talking about Mercury Rising and it's nonsensical plot, leading Matt to declare it his Face/Off.
Matt's bizarre hatred of people with sun parlours, leading him to declare that anyone with a sun parlour should unsubscribe, much to Pat's concern. Hilariously, in contrast to his usual attitude, one of Pat's counters during the discussion is that he wants everyone to be a fan of him.
The instance where they walk through one door and some incredibly uncomfortable music and noise starts up, leading them to back out immediately.

Super Mario RPG

Every video description contains a snippet from a Cliché Storm High School manga involving Anthropomorphic Personification of Squaresoft (now Square-chan) as she is enamored by Nintendo-senpai and the eventual falling out to Sony-kenpachi. In Part 22, Liam asserts that Nintendo x Square is NOT porn, even though you can easily substitute words for dirtier words.
- In standard The Gadfly fashion, the last line of Liam's fanfic has Square-Chan assert that Nintendo "had a tiny dick, anyway."
Liam makes fun of Pat's pronunciation of "Mario" by naming the file "Merryo".
Liam and Pat skipped the tutorials so they don't know Mario can run by holding the Y button. The podcast notes that it will be a long time before they press every button on the controller. They finally discover the ability to run and jump further upon getting stuck in the Pipe Vault in part 7. Their reactions are...very appropriate.
Liam: OHH! Oh, we're idiots, you can run in this game!
Pat: We're morons!
- To lightly elaborate, they got stuck between two paths that you can't jump over without running. The only reason they found themselves in that situation was because they exploited fighting enemies in mid-air to force-spawn Mario to the next available space of land. Said enemies also did not respawn. This effectively forced them to learn how to run.
Liam and Pat have never played this game before, so it's interesting to hear them theorize about the plot, mention the Popcultural Osmosis they know, and fail to do button prompts (and they skipped the Trope Namer tutorial about Action Commands, too)
At the end of Part 3, Pat mentions a rather...unpleasant video (Pain Olympics), then begs people not to watch it.
Part 6 has Pat and Liam getting lost in the forest for a long section of the 40 minute video, so to make sure everything fits they speed up their failures, and when that doesn't help they actually cut away to visit gameFAQ to see how to get through the area.
Their encounter with a Buzzer, a bee enemy that looks strikingly similar to the Zingers from Donkey Kong Country ... And then the enemy they encounter alongside it:
Pat: Wow. That...
Liam: Look, it's a Donkey Kong Country enemy!
Pat: That is a Konkey Dong--
Mario engages the Buzzer, and it's joined on the battle screen by a Guerilla, which is literally just a Donkey Kong Expy in chains.
Pat & Liam: OOOOOOO OOOOOOH!!!
In Part 7, Pat expresses his issues with Liam using healing items when he can just use a healing spell... guess what Liam does next. Liam's response to Pat's reaction is icing on the cake.
Liam: Matt hired me just to fuck you up, by the way.
Part 16 has Pat and Liam shocked and in silence for about 8 seconds when an underground entrance in Land's End takes them all the way back to the Kero Sewers, finally reaching the block they could never figure out how to get to.

Parasite Eve

Near the beginning of Part 1, Pat compares this game to Devil May Cry, as both being known as prototypes for established franchises. Later, Woolie starts reacting in horror when Pat compares each sequel to Devil May Cry 2.
Pat: Imagine if you got Devil May Cry 2, and then you got Devil May Cry 2 2!
Their amusement that Melissa/Eve and Aya describe the activation of their Mitochondria powers are "feeling (or getting) hot".
Pat: This is easy to turn into your fanfictions. No work at all.
Woolie: Like, "Is this a fanfic", "No, I just copied the script".
In Part 3, they realize that given that Aya's a New York cop, it's likely that she has a Brooklyn Accent.
Pat: We're doing this the whole way through. You want bad accents in your lets plays, well here ya fucking go!
At the very beginning of Part 7, Pat has unknowingly forgotten to turn his PS3's notifications off. Seconds into the video, a notice pops up on screen that the new edition of Arcana Heart^note has finished downloading. Pat and Woolie both completely lose it, laughing hysterically for at least the next half-minute.
Video description: Today's episode of Mitochondria is brought to you by Creepy Anime Bullshit.
- Even better: As soon as the download pops up, in the half second it takes Woolie to read the message and process it you can hear Pat whisper extremely quietly.
Pat: ...Damnit.
At the end of episode 8, Woolie doesn't press the button to advance the dialogue when an NPC goes to leave the room, but the NPC keeps moving to leave, resulting in him just walking into the closed door for a few seconds.
In Part 14, Pat comes up with a perfectly rational explanation for the rise of Vagina Dentata in folklore: particularly unsanitary conditions can make vaginas look like they have teeth. Woolie goes along with it, to Pat's disbelief.
Pat: That's the most horseshit thing I've ever said!
Part 25 has their talk of vestigial limbs.
Woolie losing his shit over seeing the dumbest moment of PE (Maeda's lucky charms) turning into the greatest moment of PE, aka Daniel jumping from a helicopter to get Maeda's special bullets to Aya. While self-combusting.
Woolie: Fuck the rest of the game— I'm not even worth it!
The thumbnail of the final video, instead of the goo-covered skeleton that was on the other thumbnails, has cartoon Woolie and Pat with their arms raised, as if they're cheering in victory.
Right in the final section of the final boss where they're running away from it, Woolie decides to pick up the phone to save his game instead of fleeing through a door and dies. Cue several seconds of Stunned Silence, then an extremely sped up re-do of the final boss to get back to that point.
Pat: ...You fucked up, Woolie.

Life Is Strange

The absolutely ''shameless'' plugging that Square Enix did of Spirits Within shown in Episode 2 has to be seen to be believed. Matt and Liam are completely flabbergasted since Matt didn't find this bit of dialogue in his run of the game, and leads to Liam demanding a Let's Watch after they finish the game.
Matt: I'm out of breath just thinking about that!
In Episode 2, when Courtney complains on how Max is weird with her "dumb camera."
Matt: (laughing) SHE'S IN A PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS, YOU IDIOT!
Liam has a growing dislike for Warren, which Matt speculates is due to him looking exactly like Liam. On the podcast that came out the day before, Matt even said that Liam now has his own "John Leguizamo/Biker Mice/Bless" like Pat/Woolie/Matt.
- In Episode 2, it's growing to the point of resenting the sheer sight of him.
(Warren approaches Max.)
Liam: Go away.
After more than a few instances of Chloe's 'all about me' attitude, finally demanding that Max pay attention to her while Max is trying to help her suicidally depressed friend, Liam finally yells "SHUT UP, BITCH!" at her.
During the trick-shooting segment, Chloe shoots the bumper of a car and the bullet ricochets and hits her in the stomach. Liam rewinds time and has her do it again.
In part four, when Max is talking to Chloe about the latter stealing a gun.
Chloe: I do feel safer having a nine millimeter in my pants.
Liam: I know Pat knows that feeling.
Beat, until Matt's breathless laughter rolls in.
Matt and Liam's baffled reactions to Chloe suggesting they take money from the handicapped fund.
Liam: Okay, fuck off. It's not your money. Like, don't steal five thousand dollars.
In Part 12, Liam spills Frank's beans to set him off. Liam and Matt are already laughing uproariously at the hilarity of it. Then Frank slips on said beans. Liam and Matt lose it.
Part 14 sees Matt get overly excited over a mascot-esque hotdog, quickly dubbing him 'Hotdogman' and pushing him to Ensemble Dark Horse status, demanding someone make a franchise out of him.
- Which becomes Hilarious in Hindsight when they see "Hawt Dawg Man" became an icon in episode 5, doubled with Matt Big "YES!" when he sees the exhibition.
- Matt and Liam's reaction to Hotdogman in the plane as well.
Matt: I am so close to masturbating right now, it's crazy!!
Liam: Do it, just go right ahead!
Early in Episode 5 Max is strapped to a chair, causing Matt and Liam to perceive it as being akin to the torture scenes of the first Metal Gear Solid; Matt rattles off a pretty good Revolver Ocelot impression, prompting Liam to remark "You're pretty good at that." The two promptly burst into laughter as they realise they have essentially generated a meme-loop.
Their reaction to David and Jefferson's fight when they fail a prompt especially when the kick the table ends up being one of the most flaccid attempt at stopping the Big Bad.
In Part 23, Liam's hatred for Warren reaches what Matt calls "AM levels", causing him to deliver this fantastic line which immediately makes Matt burst out into breathless laughter.
Liam: I wish we can make Joyce and Frank so suicidal that they'd blow the place up with Warren inside it.
Youtube comment: WARREN. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL TO ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HIGH SCHOOL NICE GUYS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
- Also from that same conversation, when Warren puts his hand on Max's shoulder Liam without missing a beat says "Don't touch me." angrily. That also makes Matt laugh.
- Liam's absolute loathing of Warren reached a further high when in the Friendcast following the completion of the game, he genuinely begins to try and assert that Warren is an abusive guy, on par with Jefferson or Nathan, resulting in the other friends laughing at him. Among Liam's apparent evidence was the photo-op of Warren's locker in Episode 5, with the creepy imagery of Max; Liam fails to note this is in a nightmare sequence that revolves heavily around distorting characters, and openly admitted he hadn't even seen the locker in his own playthroughs.

Resident Evil Revelations 2

The opening cinematic kicks off with a close-up image of sad looking Africans as the narration says "BIOTERROR". The implications and sheer absurdity of it are not lost on Matt and Pat.
Throughout Part 4, whenever getting past a locked door, Matt and Pat expect to hear the "master of unlocking" quote, after their earlier amusement that apparently Barry told the "Jill Sandwich" story multiple times. After breaking through two locked doors, they agree that if the episode ends without the call back, they will be angry. It finally comes after Barry causes a crane to use its cargo to smash a door open, whereafter he goes "Ha! Who's the master of unlocking now?"
The moment they encounter the "Jill Sandwich" Call-Back is amusing in and of itself, especially since Pat makes a comment on how superior the dialogue is in this game immediately beforehand:
Moira: (after Claire is almost crushed by an Advancing Wall of Doom) Oh my god! Are you okay?!
Pat: See? That's how you write it—
Claire: Yeah. I was almost a Claire sandwich.
(Both best friends scream in horrified secondhand embarrassment)
Moira: Ugh, does Barry tell everyone that story?
(Both best friends immediately crack up)
Matt: Okay, that started off super-lame, but the fact that it's an in-joke in the universe makes it brilliant.
After the episode ends, they start wondering what the "Next Time" thing will be like.
Pat: Next time on Revelayatons 2! We've got tons of new Revelayatons!
Matt: For you!
Pat: For y-DAMMIT, you stole it from me you asshole!
Multiple times, Pat is forced to make a run for it from the enemies due to them having a weak spot but getting too close before he can kill them. This normally leaves Matt isolated, causing us to get the imagery of Matt-as-Natalia going "Aaaaaah!" as he runs away from them, whereas the armed to the teeth Pat-as-Barry typically turns tail and leaves first.
Matt trolling Pat when he attempts to use a crate to reach a ledge by moving the crate, causing Pat to sink through it.
After they meet Natalia as Claire and Moira, they immediately start bullying her by messing with the AI pathfinder.
Matt: Look at this stupid idiot!
Matt's reaction to a Giant Mook throwing another enemy at him in Part 8.
Their playthrough of "The Struggle" in part 22. They start on the Survival difficulty through a misunderstanding, and unsurprisingly having a lot of trouble with it with their limited weapons and supplies. One cut later, the two suddenly have tons of weapons and the enemies are considerably weaker, and they request the viewer not think about why the game suddenly feels more casual.
In the Final part, when they play through "Little Miss". At about thirty four minutes in, Pat attempts to hide in some foliage (which he pronounces as "foi-lage") from an enemy and wait for it to pass. Sadly, that plan falls apart when the enemy walks into the foliage and pushes Pat out of it, followed by Pat's complaints and protest as he uselessly tries to push his way back into the foliage before he's spotted, which actually takes a few seconds despite the enemy being, y'know, right in Pat's face.

Bloodborne

Their created character, Patsworth, is a sight to behold. They tried to give him features that are both Pat and Woolie-esque, so they wind up creating a mulatto, bearded guy with purple Liam-hair, a gut, and an unibrow. Good job, idiots.
Pat: I find that messing with the default faces in the Souls game is a recipe for disaster.
Each video description includes a brief poem that, when strung together, is a decent way of keeping track of their progress. They're also hilariously inconsistent in tone and language.
The LP gets off to a rollicking good start pretty much the minute they get off the operating table. Pat and Woolie start off unarmed and run into a giant blood-werewolf that immediately gives them chase, and twice they think they've gotten to its zone border before it lurches up behind them and comes in for a swipe as they're opening a door. Then they start having to dodge a couple of the crazed inhabitants of Yharnam while desperately looking for a lever to access the ladder that was already down in the PAX demo they played, and when they take a minute to admire the scenery and look at a distant enemy while climbing, they look down to see another enemy climbing up after them who was within a foot of hitting them before activating the lantern and going to the Hunter's Dream. Pretty decent tone setter, that sequence was, and them laughing their asses off at each and every turn was the cherry on the sundae.
Pat and Woolie discussing whether the doll at the entranceway to the Hunter's Dream is a fuckdoll or not, especially after Gherman says that they can "make use" of it. ^answerIt's actually used to level up..
Woolie's insistence that Father Gascoigne's name is pronounced "Gask-Wang" ^* despite Pat's attempts to correct him crosses between this and being so infuriating it loops back to hilarity.
Part 7 has them finally defeat Father Gascoigne. After several failures they decide to cut it to avoid the viewers having to watch more failures. Cue them killing him on the first try after they decide to cut, rendering it entirely unnecessary.
Wolfie, the werewolf who's bad at ladders.
- In the same vein, the pair of decrepit beasts in Old Yharnam that chased Patsworth down a ladder by leaping off and falling down it, Gamagoori-style.
Pat and Woolie look above a lantern and notice for the first time the giant statue of a strange creature with a toothy mouth in its chest. When Woolie suggests such "chest vaginas" are to help birth chestbursters, Pat is so disgusted he can't even give a comprehensible reply.
After facing a rather dangerous enemy atop a tower, they compare it to Vergil from Devil May Cry, and have difficulty countering him. He ends up backing off the edge. The duo are in such disbelief they refuse to believe he's dead until they get the blood echos, THEN go down to look for the thing he dropped.
Having discovered another dead end after killing the Witch of Hemwick, Patsworth backtracks to find a new path. He finds a locked door...and is promptly crushed by an invisible Amygdala.
Pat spots a trap in part 25 and tells Woolie to avoid it. On Pat's turn, he decides to trigger it to see what happens, avoids a log that swings over the trap, and when the log snaps off the rope, Pat dies by needlessly dodging into it.
Near the end of Part 27, we get a lovely insight into the gang's recording practices.
Woolie: I was gonna say, "Should we check the recording to make sure we’re still going? Because what if we’re not?"
Pat: Sometimes we have to — it’s called a "paranoid check," where I switch the inputs to make sure that my computer is still recording, because if it’s not then I jump out my window.
Woolie: Pat, how much paranoia is enough paranoia?
Pat: Not. Enough.
Woolie: Thank you.
Pat: Every time we have started to go, "Oh, we don’t have to do the paranoid checks anymore," every. single. time. we have fucked up the next video. All of us! Every single one of us! We go, "Man, I know, I know, I got it. Okay?" and then the next video is completely broken.
Woolie: We go months with nothing. Months with fucking nothing going wrong...
Early in Part 31, there is a very tall ladder. The inevitable happens.
Part 35 features boulder-throwing trolls, promptying Woolie trying to clap and sing "We Will Rock You" without knowing any of the lyrics.
Pat: Oh come on! That's as bad as me not knowing rap music!
Part 37 has Pat and Woolie finally arriving at Cainhurst, and near the end of the video, finding a record of everyone in the Vileblood Covenant.
Woolie: Oh yeah! There's your immersion!
Pat: "XtremeLegendZ" is the NUMBER ONE VILEBLOOD IN THE WORLD!
In Part 48 they come across a peculiar pit that has eyeballs lined all over the walls. After spending a few minutes to check the immediate area around it and read all the notes, they decide to risk a plunge into the pit... and die.
While playing the DLC with Matt along, who pretty much sits in the back while eating junk food:
The full implications of the architecture of the Hunter's Nightmare hits Woolie while Pat hides from a chaingun:
Woolie:You're using an old god's skull for cover!
Their reaction to the new enemy with an axe and long range explosive, calling him an old one.
Woolie: Who gives a grenade launcher to a god?
Bloodstarved and Friends
- This gets a Call-Back when Pat streamed the game with his girlfriend Paige and Paige clears the whole thing in one go when it took Pat several tries before backing down because he assumed he was supposed to come back later when he was higher level.
Their giddy reaction to this enemy's attack.
When Pat finishes Ludwig's head to see if it drops something.
Matt: How Soma of you.
Pat getting killed while bragging mid-sentence to the remaining hunter after he's killed their partner.
Pat: Who wants to have a fighting game which is now way easier because your stupid friend isn't.....Oh, no.
Mister Snip-Snip, the video-editing equivalent of Clippy the talking paperclip.
Woolie: "I noticed that you suck shit and keep dying. Would you like me to cut that?"
Pat: "I noticed that you've spent about an hour on this slide puzzle."
Woolie: "Would you like me to help you edit this?"
Matt: "You seem to be running into some trouble."
Pat: This forty-minute block seems to be a bunch of worthless bullshit."
Woolie: "Let me get that for you."
Matt: "I can handle that."
Pat: Aw, thanks, Mister Snip-Snip. ... "It seems that you went on a thirty-five minute racist tirade."
[laughter]
Matt: "Perhaps you may need to snip-snip that."
Pat: "Would you like to change that?"
At one point, they start talking about epic boss names like The One Reborn and how it's not even the final boss. From there comes this discussion.
Woolie: "Ragnarok Reborn".
Matt: Boss one.
Pat: What's the name of the first boss? "The Final Boss". Oh, okay. What's the second boss called? "The Last Boss For Real"? Oh, okay.
[laughter]
Pat: And the third one's just called "No Really, Though".
Matt: "Give Me A Chance, I Can Explain".
Woolie: "The End of Creation". Miniboss. Halfway through the first stage.
Pat sees the specter of another player fighting something on a perilous walkway and curiously follows it to find a corpse with an item. Then a crow drops down on him, he dodges off the walkway, and dies. Matt and Woolie's laughter makes it hard not to imagine them pointing at him mockingly.
This trap. It does catch them off-guard, but Matt points out the inherent goofiness of it by exclaiming "That was essentially putting a bucket of water over the fuckin' doorframe!"
Upon encountering the Living Failures, Matt almost immediately labels them a bunch of David Cages.
After finding the Accursed Brew, a skull examined for eyes stewed in curses, Matt starts quoting Calvin Candie.
Matt These notches on the skull denote creativity!
Pat : Get that phrenology shit out of here
In Part 10 of the Old Hunters, Woolie and Matt both have very enthusiastic reactions to Lady Maria and the reveal of the main enemy type in the Fishing Hamlet
Woolie transplants the Esoteric Landmark Navigation joke from the Freedom Planet LP.
In the final part, when Pat goes to get a Red Bull, Matt uses one of his Blood Vials while still at full health while walking Patron over to the boss. Pat loses it.
Pat, shrieking: NOOO STOP!
Woolie: Use another one!
Matt's reaction when Pat shows off the beast transformation effect:
Matt: You got turned into Woolie, I see!

Mortal Kombat X

The jokes about Kano's hilariously over-the-top Australian accent return!
Pat: Wow, these 'Australians' must be a crazed warrior race!
Matt: How do they even know what Mortal Kombat is if they are not allowed to play it?
Pat and Matt's squeeing over D'Vorah's fatality on Baraka.
Pat's anguished Big "NO!" when its implied that Daegon, who is considered by many to be the poster boy for Mortal Kombat's Audience-Alienating Era, exists in the new timeline.
Before that, Pat jokingly claims that the final boss will be Shujinko, the other poster boy for the Audience-Alienating Era, possessed by Onaga. Woolie is not amused.
Matt and Pat fanboying over Takeda.
Pat freaking out over seeing Li Mei despite the fact that Matt pointed her out earlier in the scene.
Pat: I didn't notice! My brain was somewhere else!
Pat's reaction to Tanya's redesign.
Pat and Matt's reaction to Frost suddenly showing up at the end of episode 5.
- Earlier in the same video, Matt's shock when Sareena shows up in Jax's chapter.
Any time Pat sums up the events of the comic, specifically Kotal Kahn accidentally wiping out the civilization he was trying to protect and Reiko's extreme reluctance about seducing Mileena.
Raiden getting the absolute shit kicked out of him by ~~the Shinnok Squad~~ Shinnok's revenants - including him being surrounded by and stomped on by them while he lays curled up in the fetal position.
Pat: This is like an NWO beatdown.
In Episode 6, the Best Friends talk about the badass offspring Takeda and Jacqui would produce, and say that Kung Jin would take one for the team and have sex with Cassie if a crazy strong kid would come out of it. Also, in addition to being a telepathic ninja with laser swords and metal arms that shoot spears, Jacqui and Takeda's kid is Tiger Woods.
Pat's uncanny ability to predict story developments, such as Revenant Liu Kang and Kitana becoming Emperor and Empress of Netherrealm and Shinnok attacking Raiden's temple and wrecking Bo Rai Cho.
Matt laughs for a good 25 seconds at Pat describing the time period a flashback to the Outworld tournament as "this is right after they [the Tarkatans] raid the Academy and Shang Tsung's like 'Come fight us in Mortal Kombat II!'"
Pat describing the interaction between Takeda and Kotal Khan.
Pat: The two coolest new characters are both like "Where's D'vorah?", who's the actual coolest new character.
The revelation that the cease-fire between Earthrealm and Outworld is maintained by the "Reiko Accords" causes everyone to briefly freak out.
Matt: The Reiko Accords!?
Woolie: Fuck everything!

Spindash Let's Plays - Sonic Adventure

The titlecard artwork: Matt as Sonic, Liam as Tails, Woolie as Knuckles, and Big the Cat quoting Dio Brando.
Their comments about the Mystic Ruins music, especially the notion that it's good for love-making.
In part 3, they joke that Sonic is barely escaping Mascot Limbo, and Crash Bandicoot keeps calling him to see if this is the day.
Woolie: No, no. Sonic is going back to his apartment, and Crash is leaving messages on his answering machine.
Crash (Matt): You think you're so much better, huh?
Matt: Meanwhile, Mario pulls up in a Maserati and is like "Hey, losers! You should have sold out like I did!"
Matt, Woolie and Liam wonder about a Psycho Rangers setup that would run Let's Play videos to counter the Zaibatsu: John Leguizamo, Limp Bizkit, Bless, and the Biker Mice From Mars.
In part 3, they contemplate a crossover fighting game based on child-oriented works, like Franklin and Rupert. It reaches a point where Woolie is trying to remember a work about a nerdy animal with glasses who has a sister named DJ. Matt says that it's Arthur and corrects Woolie that the sister is DW. Liam then draws a comparison to Dee Jay of Street Fighter, while a picture of DW with Dee Jay's head, hands, and "MAXIMUM" on her socks is shown.
Laughing about Tail's seemingly apathetic lack of reaction to a giant missile crashing into the city (though not detonating) and joking about having that exact reaction to Sarah Connor burning.
- Naturally, a fan made an appropriate edit.
Big the Cat's first fishing trip.
Pretending that Big is a scumbag who does really irritating things.
Woolie: Big the Cat carries a full cart of groceries to the "8 Items Only" checkout line.
- Later taken to bizarre lengths with the various accusations levelled at Big, including him being responsible for COINTELPRO, the Red Wedding, and the "crossifixion" of Jesus Christ. This has since become something of a minor Memetic Mutation for fans.
Matt actively declaring that Knuckles' song is the best of the ones they've heard so far, Woolie attempting to hype it up and make it sound like a real rap song, Liam suggesting he wants to know that that DMX or Viper is behind the song, and Woolie capping off the song by bellowing "I GOT A SPIKED DICK WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
While the three once again discuss the pronunciation of Chao, Liam gets in one of the most scathing jokes he has ever made during the eighth video.
Matt: Now, there's two schools of thought.
Woolie: There's EIGHT schools of thought.
Liam: One school thinks they're called "Chow," and the other one thinks they're called Gascoigne.
- What follows is several seconds of silence until Liam chuckles and tells Matt that he can laugh and explains that Matt is trying to hold back his laughter while Woolie is trying to hold back his anger.
When discussing embarrassing things people have done in front of crowds, Matt tells a story of an auditorium speech he had to sit through before the summer let out, slowly listening to the speaker, then at the very end he stood up in the crowd and screamed, "Yeah, Lachine High! Are you ready?!" This only resulted in everyone staring at him like he was insane. Liam and Woolie totally lose it after hearing this.
The Super Sonic finale has a lead-in following the unleashing of Perfect Chaos, which details that Sonic can use the positive energy of the seven Chaos Emeralds with the people of Station Square cheering him on... Only they do so in such a flat, uninterested way - and not a manner that suggests the world is at stake - that Matt bursts into one of the best laughs he's ever had.
- And is immediately followed by Matt comparing the scene to the Spirit Bomb used to kill Kid Buu in Dragon Ball Z, angering Woolie who remembered the cutscene very fondly and still thought it held up.

Freedom Planet

The sheer amount of glee they exude while playing the game, from the tiny things, to the Nintendo Hard bosses later in the game.
- To elaborate further, as mentioned both in the LP and on the podcast, this was supposed to just be a quick one-off, (usually a video around 25-40 minutes in length,) but Woolie and Liam ended up having so much fun that they just charged through the entire game in a single recording session. This culminates at the end of the final part after they beat the game, where they decide to try out the other two characters just to see how they're different. They're able to keep things short with Carol, but after seeing that Milla starts in her own unique stage and figuring out her drastically different moveset, they get sucked right back in and almost end up clearing the level before they are able to pull themselves away from the game.
In Part 2, Woolie and Liam joke about the city planning of the zone that they're in and how you would give directions to someone.
Liam: "Hey. can you give me some directions up to Town Hall?" "Yeah, you wanna run up that wall and then over the flipping girders. Make sure the girders are flipped to left, or you'll fall to your death."
Woolie (slight Brooklyn accent): "Do a double jump. Make sure you spin-boost up that wall."
Liam (copying Woolie): "Watch out for the laser turret!"
Every time they get the invincibility powerup, Woolie tries in a completely deadpan tone to add lyrics to the invincibility theme.
- Special mention to when they get it in Pangu Lagoon (Part 5), where Woolie cuts it off at the end to freak out (in a good way) seeing as they're completely surrounded by enemy bees.
in Part 7, Woolie gets exited when the leader says "dreadnought." He gets even more excited when when the next level's name is shown as "Final Dreadnought: Round 1".

Ride to Hell: Retribution

The fact that this even became a full LP is hilarious in and of itself after the Top Worst Top 10 video where Matt jokes about it to Pat's immediate refusal.
Matt trying desperately to replicate the powerslide explosion while treating it in the most serious way possible that only a former tester could.
"FUCK YOU LADY WE'RE GOING ON A POWER SLIDE!"
During Jake's invasion of the brewery, the prompt "Find and enter cover with LB" stays onscreen even when Jake is engaged in melee combat or running around the brewery, and is thus nowhere near cover.
In Part 3, Jake exits the brewery by "kicking" the door "open", then a 1-second loading screen appears, followed by a half-rendered Mack, who's struggling to get his model textures fully loaded in. Matt and Pat completely lose it.
Matt's legitimate fury over failing to powerslide under a fallen tree despite making it past the tree.
Upon reaching the infamous electric fence level, Matt accidentally walks into the fence and dies. Cue several seconds of Stunned Silence before spending the last minute of the episode laughing hysterically.
Their reactions to Jake's needlessly complicated plan to disable Colt's electric fence: Pat tries to think of a name for situations like that, comparing Jake's plan to blowing up a country to warm his coffee. Matt disbelieves Pat's prediction that Jake is going to attack the local power plant, only to take it back minutes later when Pat's proven right.
During one of the "sex scenes", Matt muses about how he thinks Mikey's ghost would be trying to urge Jake to stop fucking and avenge him already during the sex scenes. Pat counters by saying Mikey would be cheering Jake on.
The Running Gag of hoping for Jake to spontaneously sex up various men he interacts with in cutscenes, just like the game has him do with women.
Matt's reaction to being gunned down in seconds by a pair of machine gun bikers after having spent the rest of the game up to this point breezing through the combat.
Pat's reaction upon first seeing the mission select menu.
What the fuck is THISSSSS?!
Any time Matt imitates an enemy's Narm-tastic death quote.
Matt utterly loses it when, as Jake is standing over Colt ready to kill him, enemies from outside are still shooting at Jake but because he's in a cutscene the bullets are phasing through his body.
After Matt kills an enemy his hat is still floating in the air, and stays there even after he returns from a cutscene.
Said cutscene is a 5 way sex scene. Matt and Pat are more surprised that there is a new, redheaded prostitute model.
To kill Greasy Steve, Jake chases him on a bike and seemingly fires over 100 bullets in slow motion to kill him. Matt and Pat are incredulous over the terrible aiming, the extended slow motion, and Steve's resilience.
- This goes on for so long, the prompt warning Matt "Shoot Greasy Steve, it's your last chance!" quietly vanishes on its own.
Matt: How much do you wanna get shot?! GET OUT OF THE WAY, JAKE!
Jake finishes Greasy Steve off by dropping his own dynamite at his feet, then driving off. The explosion still damages Jake enough to kick in his Last Chance Hit Point, which Matt and Pat are quick to point out.
- The kicker is that this actually happens IN A FREAKING CUTSCENE.
In episodes seven and eight Pat buys the Doom novel and theorizes on how they could incorporate it into the LP somehow. Pat finally comes up with something, and keeps it secret to secure the surprise. For those of you wondering: the episode descriptions suddenly make a lot more sense.
Jake is shot at during a cutscene to no effect, prompting Matt to stop playing to see if he will die..
In part 7 a woman flails her arms in the air in a bizarre pattern..
In the loading screen before their chase with Greasy Steve, Matt and Pat read a gameplay tip: "Shooting civilians may attract unwanted attention". This is despite the fact that the civilians walking around the hub world and casino can't be harmed, and the police are specifically scripted to appear in certain levels of the game.
Pat: That is a tip from a part of the game that no longer exists.
Matt repeatedly recreating the bizarre time-speed-noise that the game seems to throw out without rhyme or reason.
After the one-note and increasingly horrendous use of female characters across the game, one finally gets to get her own back, prompting a flabbergasted Matt and Pat to both question if the game is going to show a woman with agency.
By the end of part 9, Matt is so done with the horrendous combat that he outright refuses to fight the enemy cops and bikers and just beelines to the level's exit.
As Pat repeatedly points out, Matt is actually getting very good at the combat, particularly with getting headshots in rapid succession. Being good at playing a game so terrible pisses Matt off so much that he refuses to acknowledge it.
In Part 10 the level Boss is drowned in a baptising font during a quick time event cutscene, with the cutscene pausing until the correct buttons are pressed except for the water in the font..
- After the boss dies, Pat displays his increasing aggravation with Jake's amorality by congratulating him on the kill with as much teeth-clenched sarcasm as he can muster.
Matt melees the last two enemies in the church in order to conserve ammo, but thanks to the game's wonky hit detection, every swing of Jake's bat fails to connect to the last remaining mook, and he's promptly shot dead. Of course, it's probably not as funny for poor Matt.
Matt: Oh my GOOOODD!! Fucking bullshit!
Part 11 opens with a group of enemies killing themselves by shooting a gas canister several inches away from them. Matt's reaction says it all.
WHAT HAPPENED?!
Pat constantly urging Matt to pick up dropped drugs during the Escort Mission.
"Mack, your garage is on fire while this guy checks his shoes for dogshit!
Pat's insistence that redwoods are exclusive only to British Columbia, and that there are no redwoods in California. He then follows it up on the podcast by claiming all evidence to the contrary is lies, asking how California could have trees if it doesn't have any water.
- Taken even further in this compilation video where the compiler took the time to list all of the redwoods parks and forests in California set to the tune of America The Beautiful. There's breaking bad on someone for a mistake, but that's some serious dedication to blowing someone up.
During the chase after Triple 6, an enemy cop literally flies down from thin air to attack Jake.
- Before that, a motorcycle runs into Jake, and he doesn't so much as budge. As in, his character model stands completely still while the bike pushes him forward.
Matt desperately trying to avoid having to do the utterly broken melee combat.
Pat: Just melee them, for fuck's sake.
Pat accidentally mixing up Qui-Gon Jinn with Quan Chi. Matt actually pauses the game for several seconds, as if he needs to process what just happened, while Pat completely loses it.
In general, the way both of their dispositions towards the game have done a complete 180. At the start of the game, Matt seemed to be enjoying himself in a Bile Fascination sort of way, and even said the melee combat was decent and easy, while Pat constantly sounded like he was dead inside. Fast forward to now, and Matt is positively seething with barely contained rage over how horrid the game is and now considers the melee combat to be so completely broken that he is desperate to stick to firearms whenever he can. Pat, meanwhile, is now much more lively and snarky, as if watching Matt's suffering is giving him power.
- By Episode 13, however, Pat has actively declared that he was absolutely fine prior to Matt turning up for a recording session of the game, and that it actively makes him sleepy.
During a bike race in Part 13, Matt suddenly drops down from first to second without anyone passing him. They don't notice this until later and assume that the computer is now so far out in front that they can't even see it. Then Matt jumps back up to first (again, passing no one) right before the finish and wins the race, to their bemused astonishment.
Matt: Well! I showed her what I got, because I beat The Phantom Racer!
The first part of part 13 is supposed to be played through using melee combat. Matt refuses and simply shoots everyone.
Also in part 13, the games stellar audio engineering hits a new low in a cutscene where Jake's mouth moves but absolutely no sound comes comes out, nor are there any subtitles.
Upon Matt shooting a miner wearing a helmet, Jake magically teleports said helmet onto his head◊.
In part 14, Jake dies when an exploding trailer flies into him, and a melee combat prompt appears onscreen.
- Not only that, but Jake drops money upon death, just like an enemy NPC would!
The absolutely insane backstory of Jake's dad is finally revealed, and with it the narrative dies because, as Pat points out, it makes his dad pretty much the real villain of the story, despite being long dead, and gives the Devil's Hand a completely justified reason to want the Conways dead.
Matt completely losing it at Jake's Heroic BSoD after Mack is killed.
This exchange in the last main story mission:
Matt: Hey, man, this wasn't too bad. I thought it was gonna go on way longer than this.
Pat: Well, it is, 'cause you wanna play the fucking DLC, you ASS!
During the massive shootout in Part 16, two bikers shoot at Jake while standing in mid-air.
Pat: They never tested this.
Both Matt and Pat are rather surprised that, after all the shit he's pulled throughout the game, Jake is remarkably quick and willing to easily forgive Ellie for lying to him the whole game.
While reading the credits, they are completely baffled that such a shoddy game had production teams and releases in so many different regions.
Eutechnyx HONG KONG?!!
As the game ends, the screen fades out into the credits on a shot of Jake carrying Ellie. Before the credits roll over the black screen, the shot of Jake carrying Ellie flashes across the screen. Once the credits are done, and before the game goes back to Dead End, the same shot of Jake and Ellie flashes in again. Matt accurately describes it as "one final lick of the balls".
In Part 17, Pat's thoughts on Jake driving a truck with a live nuclear warhead through the streets of Calizona.
Pat: If you got caught driving this truck, you would literally go to jail for infinity years. There is no more absurd crime than stealing a nuclear weapon. Like...like...think about it, like, a nation, state, or a group stealing a weapon? That's international or whatever. But, like, a private individual...stole a nuclear weapon. "Jimmy just stole it." Fuck. Off.
In Part 18, Jake is killed during an overly long slow motion motorcycle chase sequence. This causes his body to continue driving his motorcycle straight on, still firing his RPG, until he crashes into the target NPC's bike and is thrown off. The camera slowly follows the burnt chassis of Jake's bike as it slides downhill past the target NPC (who has driven into a fence and frozen due to his AI shutting off) and the limply twitching ragdoll of Jake himself.
- Other highlights include the game attempting a reaction shot◊ as Cook's decoy realizes he's about to drive into a pile of debris, but due to a lack of any facial animations whatsoever, the NPC just looks somewhat tired.
- Also during the motorcycle chase, the game goes to the "mission failed" screen, insisting that the target escaped even though Pat points out he can see him on the screen straight ahead of him.

Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

The opening card for the series is RawShock!Matt and Pat sneaking up behind Liam, played over by a distorted, staticky version of the usual Green Greens theme.
With the opening interview/questionnaire, Matt insists that Liam look at the therapist's dick.
Reviewing the map and the ability to draw lines for routes, Liam promptly draws a relatively detailed Dickbutt at Matt's request.
Pat explains that the game changes slightly based on what objects you focus the camera on. While in a diner, Liam looks at a mannequin of a crooner.
Liam: If I look at this guy for long enough, will the enemies look like him?
Pat: No, but kind of?
Liam: 'Cause that's kind of what I want.
Matt: Just these fucking Big Bopper enemies!
Liam: I want him and (looks at a poster for hot dogs) nurses in hot dog suits.
Matt: Johnny Rocket.
Pat: That might happen! I don't know about the hot dog.
Whenever Liam comes across a radio, he is typically urged to tune into Chewie and Fuckface.

Tormentum: Dark Sorrow

In reference to the game's puzzle elements and Pat comparing it to Dr. Brain:
Woolie: (evil voice) This evil dark castle! Put the circle in the triangle shape. It doesn't fit. Ho ho ho ho... what now, wanderer?
Pat gleefully diving head first into the evil path, or more accurately, his utter glee at Woolie's flabbergasted reaction to him diving head first into the evil path.
Woolie: Should I have not told you it was binary?
Pat: You may not have wanted to tell me that.
In a game full of horrifyingly dark themes and nightmarish imagery, what scares Pat the worst? A slide puzzle.
Pat comes upon a withered skeleton of a man lost in a fit of existential despair over what is initially assumed to be a philosophical conundrum or a Riddle for the Ages... then it turns out that he's just been stuck on a child's block puzzle for forever. Pat takes only a minute to solve it while Woolie hypes it up as the most confounding and maddening thing ever.
Woolie: What has brought him to such despair? This fucking Tetris puzzle!
- It's worth noting that this is in the same room as the slide puzzle above, and while they mock the guy for losing his shit over a toy block puzzle, Pat's reaction to the slide puzzle is near identical.

Astro Boy Omega Factor

Big Bad Sharaku looks similar to Elmer Fudd. Naturally, Liam pretends the Wabbit Hunter is trying to take over the world and gives Card-Carrying Villain rants using Fudd's accent.
At the end of Part 5, they beat the Stage 7 Boss only to reach the credits in the bad ending. Cue Liam and Woolie booting up GameFAQs to figure out what happened, only for the game to reveal its New Game Plus nature right before they get the page loaded.
Liam and Woolie geek out that New Game Plus is initiated in-story by The Phoenix, another Osamu Tezuka character, showing up and reviving Astro from the Bad Ending.
Woolie: Now throw a Master ball at it!
During the Boss Rush of the final stage, Woolie finally realizes the machine-gun shot is used for stun instead of damage and finally uses it correctly. He wonders how people would figure this out, even though the tutorial tells you this.

Woolie VS Reboot

Every time the game crashes on Woolie.
Over time Woolie's opinion of the developer involved in this game gets lower, eventually stating he created the game in the midst of a bath salt-induced killing spree.
His sum up of the My two Bob episode where Dot grab the Idiot Ball.
Woolie as Dot: I know he looks exactly like old Bob and it does not make sense but can I please have it just this once? I have not being laid in cycles.
At the end of part 4 where take a final sip before ending the bottle and declare that playing a game wasted is lp on easy mode. Revealing also that Matt also get himself plastered before some videos and the latter start thinking he became a booze hound.
Woolie's increasingly frustration with the jumps of one level, while trying to keep himself calm.
Woolie: I want to be friends with jumps. I don't wanna be enemies with jumps. Because we're gonna have a lot more of you to chill with, we're going to spending a lot of time together. You fucking gapless, air-filled motherfucker. So just be nice. Its going to fine-
(falls off a ledge back down to the bottom)
Woolie: If you fucking- I hope a hobo jizzes in your hair. Right in there. And rubs in it.
(after another failed jump)
Woolie: You have no chill jump and that's why no one likes you. That's why your fucking a loser and you're gonna- okay, I'm sorry. Good times, alright?
Part 6 Woolie explaining that he is passed the part where the game thought you would stop playing, and revealing he has been save scumming the whole time!
Woolie!Game: Why are you still playing this game? Didn't you see I designed this so that you turned it off like 8 or 9 levels ago, which is the beginning of the game? Why would you still be here? What do you have to prove?[...] Why do you constantly get back up? Are you trying to be the protagonist are you trying to be Naruto?
- Followed soon by Woolie's increasingly self-deprecating view of the LP, calling out viewers as "people who will get a small chuckle before forgetting about it".
Part 7 after 27 minutes of boss fight where Woolie even show what he has to do without editing no progress is made.
- He also spends a good chunk of the video calling out Mike0dude, who sent him the game in the first place, and challenging him to come over to his house and beat the boss. Come parts 8 and 9, Mike0dude accepted the challenge. they still don't manage to make any progress.
- In Part 10, after another grueling 30 minutes they finally beat the level. Woolie's salt levels are too high to properly enjoy it.
Woolie: FUCK THIS GAME.
Mike: *Starts cracking up*
Woolie: FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, you're cool.
Mike: Thank you.
Woolie: Not you.
Mike: Oh. Bob is cool? Eat some ice cream Woolie. Eat some ice cream while I do the next level.
Woolie: *Can be heard doing exactly that*
Mike0dude using his own N-Word Privileges when Woolie chastises him for his lack of commentary.
Mike: Oh I'm sorry you don't have friends that are good at commenting for this game. You only called up the sweatshop!
In Part 13 Woolie says Mike can have all the money the video makes. All twenty dollars of it.
- Woolie begins a lengthy, detailed, and obviously long-considered explanation of why Vegeta has a bigger dick than Goku, resulting in the Vegeta aspect of Vegito being saddened by their new dick.
- Woolie gets extremely hyped when the game starts stuttering, and cheers at the prospect of it crashing.
The end of part 14 is Mike singing to fill time as Woolie laughs the laugh of a broken man.
- Woolie says that Mike needs to apologize for wasting the time of himself and everyone watching the video.
- The game finally crashes, much to Woolie's delight.
- While hopping platforms they slide off the edge and respawn back on it. However one platform is too small and they end up respawning just off the edge and falling again repeatedly. Woolie is in awe of the quality.
In part 15, Woolie decides to cheat and simply fly over the platforming section. Despite this he is still struggling! He actually thinks with the flight and ammo cheats it's almost normal difficulty for a game.
Woolie: What!? We cheatin' and I don't give a shit!
- The "description" is fanart of Woolie telling Mike0dude and his copy of the game to fuck off.
- Much like the previous part, the episode starts with the game stuttering in a near-crash as Woolie cheers for it do so as then he can not play this piece of shit.
Part 16's description is "I'm gonna kill everyone and then myself" repeated over and over, the text of each repetition becoming more and more corrupted and ultimately unreadable.
- Woolie is dumbfounded to end up on the main menu after the final level. He thought the cliffhanger at the end was a setup for even more gameplay rather than the developers jamming in a Sequel Hook. It gets funnier when you know it actually is a setup for more gameplay, specifically the ability to access the level select to get the best endings for each level to unlock the Golden Ending.
- "Friendship ended with Mike0dude. Now the sweet release of death is my best friend". And Nightmare Slain appears across the title card.
  Woolie: Fuck Mike0dude.

Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

Pat - Resident Evil series expert - actively admits that he's not as familiar with this game as others; the first episode alone features a number of flubs in terms of him mixing items and forgetting the rearranged control scheme. And he's set it on Hard Mode despite his lack of familiarity.
All of the episode descriptions are told from the view of Brad "Total Badass" Vickers, the cowardly pilot who abandoned S.T.A.R.S in the first game. He claims to be some kind of legendary hero.
During Part 7, Pat dies in the Hospital to a Hunter Beta. He reloads his save file, only to find that a lot has changed since. A room once empty is now full of enemies, the location to a puzzle has changed, said puzzle turns out to be extremely confusing and Pat mistakenly believes he has a key he never picked up, which causes him to briefly believe that it disappeared from his inventory. All the confusion this creates make Matt openly wonder if Pat is losing his mind or that the game has insanity effects.

Star Fox Adventures

Krystal's floating advice head. And how freaked out everyone but Fox is by it.
"This game's winner is... a hernia."
Slippy's Cowardly Advice.
- If it gets too tough, just quit.
Woolie insists that at least half of the shopkeeper's merchandise was stolen.
- He siphoned fuel cells from Fox's Arwing.
- He stole Tricky's ball while he was sleeping. Woolie corrects Liam, pointing claiming the shopkeeper actually stole it while Tricky was awake and playing with it with his friends.
- It gets even funnier when the flavor text of several items, specifically the High-Def Display Device and the Fuel Cells. Both were dropped to the planet for Fox, but the shopkeeper got to the Display Device and some of the Fuel Cells first!
The merchant's ability to teleport causes Woolie to wonder how quickly this game would end if he simply teleported behind General Scales and slit his throat. Everyone suspects the Merchant is actually the most powerful person on Dinosaur Planet, but is too lazy to do anything besides steal, haggle and play minigames.
Matt, Woolie and Liam briefly wonder what would happen if the merchant met Resident Evil 4's merchant and proceed to imitate both of their accents.
Fox frees the CloudRunner Queen and offers to help her reclaim the CloudRunner fortress. Tricky refuses to follow Fox, as his father told him CloudRunners can't be trusted. Woolie immediately picks up on the racism and declares them the CloudNiggers, making up sterotypes about the clan.
- A meta funny moment when the wrong episode is uploaded next, skipping over the CloudRunner mission entirely.
- When going through their fortress-town, Liam randomly says, "this is supposed to be the CloudNiggers home, right?" about how it's so barren, and the conversation just keeps going like it's not even out of character for Liam to say that. Woolie does a Spit Take and Matt just chuckles before both just roll with it.
At one point during the CloudRunner segment Fox is given a horn to blow in order to rescue the CloudRunner's children. The sight of Fox playing it is something that Matt finds hilarious, especially when Liam does so accidentally in response to a SharpClaw attacking or as a "victory tune".
With every Item Get! animation, Woolie yells "yeeeAAAAhhh" sarcastically to match Fox's mood over the smallest most menial items.
Matt: That's just a piece of shit!
- As the episodes go on, the "yeeAAAAhhh" gets less and less enthusiastic and more and more tired.
"Oh my God, I thought her vagina was sleeping!!!
In Part 16, the game's Cosmic Deadline makes the final areas extremely short and repetitive. Matt and Woolie note the cut corners and truncated finale, so Liam imagines a fictitious designer named Alan who quickly and cheaply built the finale. Lampshaded in part 17's description:
No, seriously though Alan, how did you write this entire description in one single da
In the finale, the reveal that The Big Bad was Andross and you don't even fight General Scales takes its toll, Matt is left cracking up and Woolie is livid at what a cop-out it was.
Woolie: "I have experience fighting giant space faces."
Matt: THAT LOOK LIKE ANDROSS!
The Krazoa spirit turns around to reveal Andross as Matt says this.
Matt: AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOH MY GOD!! SHUT! UP!
Woolie: Fuck you. Fuck you! FUCK! NO! I DON'T CARE! I don't care, that's the WORST!
...
Woolie: This Dr. Zaius motherfucker again?
Matt: (singing) "What's wrong with me?" "I think you're crazy!" "Want a second opinion!" "You're also lazy!"
- Mere minutes later, Woolie is talking about how disappointed he is that Falco isn't in the game, a complaint he's had since the beginning, which Liam has only reinforced throughout. AS HE'S SAYING IT, guess what happens?
Falco: Hey, McCloud!
Matt: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHUT UP! Liam constantly lies all the time!
Woolie: I hate you, Liam. I hate you.
Matt: I can't believe these things have happened just as we've talked about them happening, and have resigned that they won't happen.
Woolie: From now on, like, Liam, I am never believing a single word out of your mouth ever again.
Liam: That was a lie for your benefit.

Rare Replay

If a game in the collection has a save system that lets you name saves, Liam puts down "SEX".

Until Dawn

Part 2 has the character blurbs shown whenever a new character is introduced include that Chris has a crush on Ashley and vice versa. Matt can't keep up and ends up screaming "I'M SO CONFUSED!"
Matt and Pat's reaction in part 2 to Matt (the character) popping up in front of a pair of binoculars, freaking them both out.
One of the psychiatrist sessions involved looking through a book full of scary pictures, having to choose which make the player anxious between two images. The book shows the drawing of a snake and a rat.
Matt: I own both of these things!
Pat: Well, which one has bitten you?
Matt: The snake, though that's kinda my fault because I was drunk.
Part 3 features a statement that "[Hannah and Beth] were into skeleton porn".
Matt and Patt get jumped again by something flashing up quickly in front of a pair of binoculars.
Matt: Why did that get us again?!
At the end of Part 6 when we return to the incresingly fucked up office of Doctor Peter Stormare...
Matt: Well at least this place isn't getting any worse. (Immediate pan to the right revealing an impaled, bloody corpse) OH MY GOD!
Pat: Wow, they fucking showed you, didn't they?
At the beginning of Part 7, Pat wonders, with so many different threats striking at once, what the pre-teen murder meeting must have been like.
Pat: I wanna see the POW-WOW they had-that little meeting they had..?
Matt: "Let's go, guys! Alright, we have a heavy night ahead of us..."
Pat: "Alright, Gas Man, what do you got?"
Matt: "Uh... I got gas. And fire?"
Pat: "Alright, fine. Trap Guy, what do you got?"
Matt: "I got traps fo' dayz!"
Pat: "Ok, is the saw thing ready?"
Matt: "N-No, not yet though. J-Just gimme.."
Pat: "Is it gonna be ready later tonight?"
Matt: "Absolutely. You wouldn't hire me if it wouldn't!"
Pat: "Alright, Wolf Guy, how's the wolfies?"
Matt: (Makes howling noise) "Good!"
Pat: "Alright, Ghost Bitch! H-How's it hanging?"
Matt: ... She says nothing.
Pat: "Yeah, alright! Don't know why I even tried interacting with you! Interacting with you seems like a sure-fire ticket to be murdered!"
While collecting clues from the 1952 backstory thread about the rehabilitation of a group of trapped miners, Matt comments that there must be a cover-up somewhere, which Pat reenacts as "Hey, what happened to the miners?" "I'll kick your ass."
The in-game character Matt acquires an ax and, in a hilarious repeat of past events, randomly abandons it for no reason. Only difference this time is the character stupidly leaving it on the bottom floor of a tower (that later collapses), rather than accidentally throwing it into a bottomless pit.
- Related is Pat's questioning whether it's really the right time to harass Emily about her ex-boyfriend while she's dangling from said tower and Matt's response that it is.
The utter bewilderment of the two when they realize that with Emily surviving the tower, everyone is still alive.
Matt at one point brings up his distaste for the "Awww Gawwwd!" line from Alien, and yet promptly proceeds to do something nearly exactly the same when the game reveals its Wendigo monster subplot.
- Related to that is hearing the sheer delight in both their voices at the reveal.
After finding out that the Wendigo are born from a curse revolving around the consumption of human flesh on the mountain, Matt promptly declares that he hates cannibalism. Cue Pat immediately telling him that he'll be eaten first, and Matt jokingly suggesting Woolie wouldn't even wait for him to die before trying to eat him.
During the credits, they get a laugh over Emily commenting that she "probably wasn't his (Matt's) favorite person there for a couple minutes", which comes across as quite the understatement after they intentionally left her to die when she and Matt last interacted.

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

Right at the intro, they derail from a discussion about clunky 80s nanomachines into the Russian doctor (actually Greek) giving Snake grim news.
Doctor!Matt: Every thing be turned into pachinko.
Doctor!Pat: To the mines with you, Snake!
Doctor!Matt: All Hail Pachinko!
Doctor!Pat: This is why you punished, Snake, you Pachinko Snake now!
After Quiet's introductory scene, the friends points out how the scenario must've looked like to Cipher.
Pat: That's weird, why would they send Quiet in by herself, and then a hundred guys afterwards?
Liam: They probably didn't send her by herself.
Matt: Or maybe because they saw Quiet's burning body crash out of a window.
Pat: "I don't think the plan worked."
Liam: "Time for plan C."
Matt: "Oh no, just stop, don't even try Plan C, go for F."
Woolie: Think about their point of view. "Go take out that dude in a coma." She comes flying out of the building on fire.
Matt: "Damn"
Woolie: "That's the Boss, alright!"
Pat: "Greatest soldier of all time!"
- Which turns out to be Hilarious in Hindsight since Ishmael, the one who set her on fire, is the real Big Boss.
Matt lampshading Ocelot's Chronic Backstabbing Disorder.
Ocelot: Get on! I'm on your side!
Matt: No you're not! You never are!
Liam gets so impatient waiting for the "Let the legend come back to life!" trailer line that he keeps cutting off all of Ocelot's lines with "NOW GO!"
One of the first things they do upon rescuing an injured Kaz is slam him right onto the ground.
Woolie: Kaz, I'm occasionally going to fastball special you.
Matt: I'm already a Colossus...
While on the Loadout Select screen in Part 3, Liam rotates the camera to show off a certain part of D-Horse's anatomy. He then immediately screencaps it and uploads it to their Playstation hard drive, to Pat's annoyance.
It's also revealed in Part 3 that Pat was very upset at Liam because he couldn't believe that he always manages to get out of blunders in one piece. Which leads to Liam talking about how it's the power of youth and Pat grumbling how he doesn't have that.
The many jokes about an incompetent Russian soldier named Yuri. From sleeping on the job to fucking someone's sister.
In Part 7, Liam tranqs an entire squad of guys undetected and Pat, dumbfounded, asks how Liam hasn't raised an alarm already. Suddenly, a guard runs right past Liam, without even noticing the unconsious soldiers or the totally-not-stealthy Liam.
Liam's "battle" with Quiet. Instead of trying to fight her properly, Liam wins by calling supply drops directly on top of her and letting the big heavy crates knock her out. It totally works and watching a supply crate gently parachute down onto the veteran sniper without her even noticing or moving is hilarious.
Liam takes a particular liking to Boss's shirtless look. When he's standing next to Quiet this causes them to say Diamond Dogs have become Nudist Beach, and later proves distracting during more serious scenes.
Pat: (While watching Huey being tortured) Boss, would you put a shirt on?
Liam: (as Boss) No.
In Part 17, Pat brings up a fan poll over which of the four would win in an actual fisticuffs match, and how opinions are split between Woolie and himself. Liam is baffled over why Pat is even included in this debate, since Woolie is big and strong and takes boxing lessons, until Pat explains the fans' rationale: he would come with a gun.
After climbing a crack in a rock wall Liam calls Big Boss The Greatest cracker in the world. Cue mass Oh, Crap!

Danganronpa: Ultra Despair Girls

After the rule about the explosive bracelets is officially explained, Woolie and Liam pile on additional rules, getting more ridiculous with each one.
Woolie: Imagine if they kept stacking them higher and higher, like first there's the bracelet, and then you have to go through the gate with your numbers equaling nine?
Liam: There's a ring around your esophagus.
Woolie: And let's not forget that if your Twitter followers drop to zero, you all die!
Liam: If you're ever walking under 50 mph, you'll blow up.
Woolie: Don't sleep for any more than eight hours or any less than seven.
Liam: And at the end, you have to vote one of the people out.
Woolie: And if you vote the wrong person, you all die!
In Part 17, Liam associates the Monokumas with The Philosophers' Legacy. By extension, this makes Junko The Boss. Woolie is suitably appalled.
When the Rape as Backstory gets told, Woolie takes a while before realizing the game would "go there", to which Liam simply said "Where did you think it was going, Legoland?"

Undertale

Why did the guys start part 3 onwards from a true pacifist run? Because apparently everyone who knew them, both fans and personal acquaintances guilt tripped the hell out of them over killing Toriel. Though it's also a moment of Heartwarming since Matt was distraught and was probably going to do it anyway.
Liam's outrage in Part 5 over the Annoying Dog stealing the Legendary Artifact.
In Part 7, they have another run-in with the Annoying Dog in Undyne's house, where Matt looks inside the drawer that Undyne keeps all of Papyrus's bones in. The dog is in there and winks at them before sliding back in, prompting Liam to give the most offended gasp ever.
The first time they encounter Tsunder plane in Part 8, Matt declares that he's officially done and the LP is over now.
The end of Part 13. As soon as the dramatic tension reaches its peak, complete with them gasping at Toriel's return at the start of the pacifist run's changed ending sequence, it suddenly cuts to the remix of Temmie Shop set to Hail Mary Mallon's "Whales", which they used for the title card on this part.
In Part 14, they beat the final boss of the Pacifist Run and get a view of the main cast on the surface together for the first time, lined up on a cliff watching the sunset.
Matt: Look at all these fucking heroes!
Liam: Yeah! And a lamp standing next to them.

Mirror's Edge

For nearly eight full minutes in Part 3, Pat talks almost nonstop on several tropes in movies; he talks for a while on why the Stormtroopers in Star Wars have terrible aim (which, evidently, there is a canonical reason), and then he talks for even LONGER on the absurdity of noble movie characters saying "look, I'm unarmed", followed by his two favorite aversions of that trope. Then, finally, when Woolie gets a word in edgewise, he asks Pat, "Did you ever read any of the extra Mirror's Edge—" "No," Pat interrupts. "I don't care."
Woolie makes a terrible joke that a character called Ropeburn got "Indian burned" that goes over Pat's head. Woolie asks Pat if he knows what an Indian burn is and Pat responds "Yeah, it's when you- you get a ropeawfuck!" Pat immediately regrets not getting the joke sooner, since his ignorance made it much funnier than it had any right to be.
At the beginning of the LP, Pat and Woolie agree on a pure "no firearms" run. Then, for the better part of a couple episodes, Pat talks about the server room fight at the end of the game; despite hating all other combat sections of the game, Pat praises the server room for being super difficult and for having to think outside the box to beat it. Woolie agrees, and as we approach the server room, you are aware that Pat is looking forward to a good, legitimate challenge. Then Woolie, quite deliberately and thought-out, grabs a gun, shoots all the servers, and leaves the room in less than 30 seconds while Pat is explaining the intricate mechanics of the room and the kind of battle that he thinks will be taking place in it. Then he laughs in Pat's face.
- It turns out that Pat thought for all these years that the room was more complicated than it was - he only ever just ran around the room and thought that the servers blow up automatically for some reason.
Pat: Here we go, so here's the server room battle. Now, anybody who knows anything about servers knows that they're these big fuckin' rectangular cubes and shit. Right? So a server room for a game with these mechanics is literally ideal for a final battle because you have a shitton - a SHITTON - of these fuckin' things — whoa, you're shooting the servers?
Woolie: One and done.
Pat: ...Aw.
Woolie: *laughing* One and done, Pat! You were looking forward to something? *cackling*
Minutes later during the final escape, Pat brings up an incident where he apologizes to everyone for being aggressive all the time, only to have Matt say that it's fine as long as it's funny and Woolie says that Pat's not sorry because he'll just keep shouting in the future.
At the end of the credits, Woolie pauses on a piece of concept art for The Runners, showing a group of impossibly hip-looking twentysomethings◊, and decides he'd rather be friends with them instead of Matt, Pat and Liam. He then starts begging viewers, if they look like that, to contact him so they can hang out, until Pat points out that he's likely going to get messages from people who look like that but are now in their 40's. Cue an anguished moan from Woolie.

Devil's Third

Their reaction toward Moltov's line.
Matt: That's the best take?
Liam: No that's the worst one and Idegaki went that's the one I want.
One of the very first mooks Ivan takes down goes through a ragdoll glitch worthy of Ride to Hell.
Matt:Ohh, this LP is gonna go amazing.
Liam sliding leg first in a grenade trap.
Matt suggesting that the pipe maybe to slow for the ninjas, only for Ivan to break a ninja's guard and send his head flying with a strong attack.
"Bats can NOT be a thing here- AAAAAAGH!"

Afro Samurai 2

The friends start the first part by talking about how amazing the concept for Afro Samurai was, but it shouldn't have evolved past that. In particular, they have this exchange upon seeing the first cutscene, which is mostly static:
Pat: This is— This is a goddamn series of concept art.
Matt: That's what it should have stayed as!
They all lost it when they read the objective:
Objective: Confront the pain of failing to save your family.
In part 2, Pat repeats a joke Woolie made (that would sound racist coming from Pat), then after a beat begs Woolie to laugh louder for the mic so the audience can hear and he doesn't sound like a jackass.
Pat: I appreciate your, like, quiet chuckles, but I need an audible laugh.
During the boss fight with Two Hammer, Pat points out that he could just let go of his hammer instead of spinning like an idiot with Kuma on it. Matt replies that it is his namesake, he can't do that.
Also during the Two Hammer fight, there's their reactions to the pitiful frame rate.
Woolie: He's using his hammers to attack the frame rate!
Pat: That's his Stand power.
In part 3, during a forced walking sequence, Liam discovers that not only can he still attack, but it moves him forward faster than walking. This amuses the others to no end.
Matt: The eyes are like, "Oh no, he found the hidden attack-and-move technique."
They also lose their shit at the end where Liam using the Master Spin attack one-shots the boss.

Final Fantasy X HD

In part 2 Matt and Woolie come to the stunning revelation that the Al Bhed are secretly members of HYDRA.
- In part 22 Seymour is revealed to be one as well.
Also from part 2, Woolie's incredulous reaction to Rikku stealing a grenade from a piranha.
Woolie: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Why?! Why? WHY are these piranha PACKING?!
...
Woolie: It's like in Parasite Eve where you killed a dog and found a sniper rifle.
Their attachment to Wakka's relaxed tone.
Matt (as Wakka): Everytime I feel lonely at night I just think of those cow beefers...
Matt (as Tidus): Who's Lulu?
Woolie (as Wakka): Ah don't worry about it... soon.
Their reaction to the "wish he come back so you can tell him how much you hate him" prompting Matt to hope that Bless never dies.
When Rikku explain oui means you which confuses the guys even more since they live in Montreal so oui means yes to them.
Matt: We are we which is you, which is not us please enjoy the Nintendo Wii U.
Woolie seeing Kimahri for the first time in part 4.
Woolie: I've seen him in the pictures, he's super cool!
Matt: Well, you're him in the title art.
Woolie: I like it. He's fucking cool... Say something cool.
Matt: No, uh, he doesn't.
Woolie: Oh, well that's good enough.
Matt laughs.
Part 9 has Kimahri shoving Tidus away from the Summoner's chamber everytime Tidus approaches it. Matt proceeds to run in the chamber multiple times in multiple ways, getting shoved every way.
In Part 9 during Tidus' flashback, he suddenly starts shaking and dancing like a madman, catching the friends by surprise.
Matt is not a fan of the Cloister Trials, and in Part 9 Woolie grabs the strategy guide to look up a solution to the Moon Logic Puzzle.
Matt: WHAT BOOK SAY?
- Comes to a head in Part 34, when the two face Bevelle's Cloister of Trials. They just immediately go to the guide to get through as fast as they can (and still have problems due not understanding how the timing worked for the conveyor on the lower floor.) It gets to the point where Matt and Woolie, out of nowhere, start singing along to the music.
In this playthrough, they decide to take a page from their Nuzlocke run and name the Aeons after another theme. When they get Ifrit in Part 9, they decide on what name to use almost instantly. However... none of them quite remember how the name is spelled.
In Part 10 they get to see the "Tidus enters the room and everyone groans scene". Matt knows what's coming, and Woolie doesn't. The result? Woolie Corpsing spectacularly.
Matt: The game is burying Titus for us!
Woolie and Matt interpreting the attack during the blitzball match as a case of Rooting for the Empire from the commentators: Bobba, I believe that Sin is the ultimate Blitzballer.
Woolie: Bobba, humanity disgusts me at this point. The stench of my fellow men makes me want to hurl.
Their Flanderization of Wakka's racism toward the Al Bhed.
Woolie: Bleetzbol... but also Apartheid ya? I mean, final solution ya?
- Part 15 continues it. They are shocked by how well the jokes resonate.
Woolie: Wakka, why does your job class say Grand Wizard?
- In Part 20, Woolie sings a parody of Buju Banton's "Boom Bye Bye" (which was a song discriminating against gays):
Woolie: Boom bye bye in an Al Bhed 'ead
Rude boy no promote nasty man dem haffi dead
Two Al Bhed hitch up on and all go up inna bed
Jump up on another anna feel up leg
Send for di matic an di Bleetzbol instead.
- After fighting the Crawler in Part 26, the guys think of Wakka's reaction:
Matt: Oh, oh! Brudda! They died inside! So happy right now!
Woolie: Did you see the pieces, brudda?
Matt: There's some tiny Al Bhed children crying right now, brudda.
Woolie: Praise be to Yevon.
- Part 54 introduces us to the True Final Boss: Final Racist Grand Wizard Wakka.
Episode 17 has this gem from Woolie responding to to Sin's energy beam blowing everything and everyone away
"OOOHhhhhh! You got DUNKED!! "
Episode 20: Woolie finally says what he always wanted.
"Al-Bheeed oh no! The race war starts noooow!!
- Later, in part 29 when the Al-Bhed capital is being attacked, Woolie says: "So the race war's actually happening?"
Their mocking of Wakka continues in Episode 26 when he finds out Rikku is an Al Bhed.
Wakka: Wait... Sir Auron isn't Al Bhed too, is he?
Matt (as Wakka): Are you all Al Bhed?! Am I AL BHED?!
(laughter from both Woolie and Matt)
Woolie (also as Wakka): OH GOD EVERYTHING IS LIES BRUDDA.
Woolie and Matt together: EVERYTHING IS LIES!
Their obsession with Maester Seymour's pubes in Episode 27.
In part 29 Auron home-runs a tough boss with his sword, to the friends' amusement.
Matt: GET THE FUCK OUT! BATTLE DONE!
Part 30 has them envisioning Jojos Bizarre Adventure characters playing Blitzball with Hamon, including Woolie's remix of "Sono Chi no Sadame" with FFX terms.
The same part's ending has Wakka reacting to the Al Bhed blowing up their capital by comparing it to "festival fireworks". Considering the "Racist Wakka" persona they've been cultivating, Woolie loses it.
After a 35 minutes boss fight where Matt finally wins and jokes "best lp, not dead yet" he gets killed by a Mook next episode.
When they learn about Yuna's plan to use Seymour's wedding proposal as a way of getting close enough to Send him, they can only laugh at the idea of her frantically dancing every time he turns his back.
After a particularly difficult Bevelle Cloister of Trials, when Yuna's party engages in a random encounter, Auron utters "I hate this place", and Matt was thinking the same, since he bursts out laughing.
Part 38 features their commentary on the "Suteki da ne" love scene.
Matt: Underwater sex doesn't work like this!
Woolie: Fuck it, I want my own soundtrack. Get Elton John on this shit.
Matt: Yeah.
Woolie: (starts singing) "Can you feel~
Both: The love tonight?
Woolie: (chuckles) The peace the evening brings..."
Matt: And then you hear voice samples in the back: "I'm hungry!"
Woolie: (laughs) And then Wakka and fucking Kimarhi like: "And if they fall-
Both: In love tonight..."
Matt: (as Wakka) Bleetzbol.
Woolie: "Then it can be assumed..."
They keep Lulu equipped with a Cactaur, and are increasingly amused at the way it dances around when she casts, equating it to a rapper's hype-man.
When the friends reach the Mt. Gagazet, "horn=penis" comparisons start popping up like crazy.
They frequently joke at the size of Yuna's party, comparing it to absurdly large bands, like Bang Camaro, Earth Wind and Fire, the original 151 Pokémon, and most of all, Slipknot.
Coming up to the fight with Jecht, there's a culmination of Woolie and Matt's careful and conservative playstyle for boss fights where at the end of a 35 minute fight, with Jecht on the ropes in his final stage, they get a game over.

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