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  • When Jones introduces herself as a dimension traveler to the Strawhats, they realistically refuse to believe her. She asks Luffy if he has heard about Ace or Dadan lately. Luffy accepts "mystery worlds" as a thing.
    Nami: HOW CAN YOU ACCEPT THAT SO EASILY?!
  • Jones's status as a Cordon Bleugh Chef. Everyone constantly reminds her that not even Luffy was able to stand her cooking.
  • Some of the bits in the newspaper while Jones is perusing.
    Skyrocketing prices on bread in the North Blue - bet Law had something to do with that....six squads of marines devoured by shrieking eels off the coast of somewhere called Gildor...
  • Her Breaking the Fourth Wall as a matter of fact. Johnny and Yosaku outright tell her it's freaky.
  • Garp meets the crew in the East Blue while going collect Morgan for his trial. Poor Luffy immediately goes into hiding, fearing the possibility of being kidnapped and made into a marine.
    • After learning Luffy is Garp's grandson, Sabo's brother and Dragon's son, Usopp freaks out and asks if Luffy is hiding something else, such as his other brother being the Pirate King's secret son.
    Jones: No, I haven't told him anything about Ace.
  • Also, Luffy claims that Zoro has No Sense of Direction because of quantum mechanics - which he calls quantum mechs and associates with cola, of all things.
  • Jones tries to convince Laboon to move out of the way of their ship. Laboon, of course, probably can't even hear her and is too wrapped up in his crying to notice.
    Johnny: Big sis...are you drunk?
    Jones: What? No. Why do you ask?
    Johnny: You're trying to debate a whale...and he's winning.
    Jones: What the hell? He is not! TABARNAK! LABOON! MOVE YOUR GREAT BLUBBERY ARSE! IF YOU KILL US, WE CAN'T SAVE BROOK AND BRING HIM BACK!
  • Jones takes over Zoro's night watch shift. Zoro complains about it.
    Zoro: Great. How'm I supposed to nap tomorrow if I get a good night's sleep? The cook'll never let me hear the end of it.
  • Wapol's minion announces a royal decree which forbids the playing of hockey in front of a bunch of rabid Drum natives who love hockey. Big mistake.
  • When they see "Fire Fist" Ace's bounty poster, Yosaku dismisses the possibility of Whitebeard's subordinate being related to Luffy in spite of the smile and the looks (because Ace is named ''Portgas'', not ''Monkey''). Fast-forward to Nanohana, where Ace introduces himself to the Strawhats as Luffy's older brother, and Johnny delivers a Dope Slap to his partner.
  • Ghin is so Crazy-Prepared he anticipated Jones forgetting to buy tuna and yarn for a sea cat and took on himself to buy it.
  • Jones gets drunk and steals Smoker's underpants.
    • And then before that, when challenged to knock a flower off Johnny's head with a rock (It Makes Sense in Context), Jones tries to miss - with the result that it ricochets off a stone bench and hits the flower anyway.
  • Ghin sings the 'Drunken Sailor' song. When he gets to the stanza that refers to the 'captain's daughter'...
    Luffy: Huh? But I don't have a daughter.
    Ace: (loudly) And you never will!
  • Since the Straw Hats haven't earned a bounty yet, Shanks bullies Mihawk into taking pictures of them for the Yonko. And Mihawk takes it pretty seriously, too.
    • Mihawk's Achilles' Heel finally revealed: he's mortally afraid of roaches.
  • Jones sends a riddle to Shanks. When she's asked for the answer, she candidly says there is no answer, she only wants to drive Shanks mad from guessing.
  • Enel is disposed of after his defeat by being shot out of a cannon at the moon.

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