History Funny / TwelveRedLines

* Since the Strawhats haven't earned a bounty yet, Shanks bullies Mihawk into taking pictures of them for the Yonko. And Mihawk takes it pretty seriously, too.

* Jones sends a riddle to Shanks. When she's asked for the answer, she candidly says there is ''no'' answer, she only wants to drive Shanks mad from guessing.

* Jones [[spoiler: gets [[IntoxicationEnsues drunk]] and steals Smoker's underpants.]]

* [[BadassGrandpa Garp]] meets the crew in the East Blue while going collect Morgan for his trial. Poor Luffy immediately goes into hiding, fearing the possibility of being kidnapped and made into a marine.

** And then before that, when challenged to knock a flower off Johnny's head with a rock ({{ItMakesSenseInContext}}), Jones tries to miss - with the result that it ''ricochets off a stone bench and hits the flower anyway.''

--> '''Luffy:''' Huh? But I don't ''have'' a daughter.\\

'''Ace:''' ''(loudly)'' [[KnightTemplarBigBrother And you never will!]]

'''Jones:''' What the hell? He is not! TABARNAK! LABOON! MOVE YOURE GREAT BIG BLUBBERY ARSE! IF YOU KILL US, WE CAN'T SAVE BROOK AND BRING HIM BACK!

--> Skyrocketing prices on bread in the North Blue - bet Law had something to do with that....six squads devoured by [[Film/ThePrincessBride shrieking eels off the coast of somewhere called Gildor...]]

'''Ace:''' [[KnightTemplarBigBrother And you never will!]]

** And then before that, when challenged to knock a flower off Johnny's head with a rock ({{ItMakesSenseInContext}}), Jones tries to miss - with the result that it ''ricochets off a stone bench and hits the flower anyway.''

* Jones tries to convince Laboon to move out of the way of their ship. Laboon, of course, probably can't even hear her and is too wrapped up in his crying to notice.
--> '''Johnny:''' Big sis...are you drunk?\\
'''Jones:''' What? No. Why do you ask?\\
'''Johnny:''' You're trying to debate a whale...and he's winning.\\
'''Jones:''' What the hell? He is not! TABARNAK! LABOON! MOVE YOURE GREAT BIG BLUBBERY ARSE! IF YOU KILL US, WE CAN'T SAVE BROOK AND BRING HIM BACK!

'''Jones:''' What the hell? He is not! TABARNAK! LABOON! MOVE YOURE GREAT BIG BLUBBERY ARSE! IF YOU KILL US, WE CAN'T SAVE BROOK AND BRING HIM BACK!\\
No effect.

* Jones [[spoiler: gets [[IntoxicationEnsues drunk]] and steals Smoker's underpants.]]

* Jones {{spoiler: stealing Smoker's underpants.}}

* Ghin is so CrazyPrepared he anticipated Jones forgetting to buy tuna and yarn for a sea cat and took on himself to buy it.

** Jones's status as a CordonBleughChef. Everyone constantly reminds her that not even ''Luffy'' was able to stand her cooking.
** Her BreakingTheFourthWall as a matter of fact. Johnny and Yosaku outright tell her it's freaky.
** [[BadassGrandpa Garp]] meets the crew in the East Blue while going collect Morgan for his trial. Poor Luffy immediately goes into hiding, fearing the possibility of being kidnapped and made into a marine.
*** After learning Luffy is Garp's grandson, Sabo's brother and ''Dragon's'' son, Usopp freaks out and asks if Luffy is hiding something else, such as his other brother being the Pirate King's secret son.

** Also, Luffy claims that Zoro has NoSenseOfDirection because of quantum mechanics - which he calls quantum mechs and associates with ''cola'', of all things.
** Wapol's minion announces a royal decree which forbids the playing of hockey in front of a bunch of rabid Drum natives. '''Big mistake'''.
** When they see "Fire Fist" Ace's bounty poster, Yosaku dismisses the possibility of Whitebeard's subordinate being related to Luffy in spite of the smile and the looks ([[JustifiedTrope because Ace is named ''Portgas'', not ''Monkey'']]). Fast-forward to Nanohana, where Ace introduces himself to the Strawhats as Luffy's older brother, [[BrickJoke and Johnny delivers a]] DopeSlap [[BrickJoke to his partner]].
** Ghin is so CrazyPrepared he anticipated Jones forgetting to buy tuna and yarn for a sea cat and took on himself to buy it.

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: When Jones introduces herself as a dimension traveler to the Strawhats, they realistically refuse to believe her. She asks Luffy if he has heard about Ace or Dadan lately. Luffy accepts "mystery worlds" as a thing.