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Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1
- Owen begins flipping out about getting on the plane, wailing about wanting to go home, Chris' response? He hits him over the head with a frying pan.Owen: No! I can't ride in that! Call the United Nations! Call a cab! Call my mom! No! I'm not doing this! I'm out! This is unethical! (Chris smacks him off-screen) Mommy!
- The song, which also doubles as Awesome Music.Ezekiel: They thought they could leave me, and depaAAAARRRRRTtt... But this stowaway's got winning in his heaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt!Noah: Come fly with uuuus, come dieee with uuuus.
Owen: We're flying?! I hate flying! STOP THE PLANE! (gets whacked in the head by Chris... again)Duncan: THIIISSSS SSSUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKS! - Everyone cheerfully doing jazz hands afterwards.
- When Alejandro finds out who's going to be on his team: "That's wonderful." Cut to him in the confessional swearing his head off in Spanish.Alejando: *** ¡Qué idiotas! *** ¡Incompetentes! *** note
- Sierra suggesting the name "Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot" for her team...and Chris making it the name before anyone objects. Thus, the name for the team for the next 13 or so episodes until the merge.Chris: Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Really Hot-Alejandro: I thought there were only four "Really's."
- Becomes even funnier after Sierra and Izzy switch teams because now no one likes that name on the team.
- Surprisingly, it gets even funnier. After Izzy's departure, the team is all male.
Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 2
- This exchange:Sierra: Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed emu named Jerry until he was... Well, okay, he still does...Noah: And you know this how?Sierra: I called his aunt once, I pretended I was a telemarketer!Noah: (in complete deadpan) Ooh, stalkerlicious.
- Heather may be the Alpha Bitch, but her insult towards Cody after he tried to flirt with Gwen was Actually Pretty Funny:Heather: Hear that? That's the sound of hundreds of girls all over the world running and rushing, just desperate to... lock their doors.
- "I just introduced myself in camel-ese."
- Also Izzy telling the camel a fairy tale in camel-ese which is her making random noises before yelling out Princess
- "Owen's nostrils can breathe the National Anthem."
- Chris' instructions to Team CIRRRRH on how to complete the challenge:Chris: You have to make a raft big enough to fit your whole team. That includes goat-face over there!Tyler: HEY!Alejandro: I believe he was referring to the goat.Tyler: ...OOOH! Thanks!
- At the Barf Bag Ceremony, after Chris explains how to vote, he asks Lindsay if she got it and she claims that she did. Cue to Lindsay ballistically putting a stamp on everyone's passport.
Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan
- The contestants are sucked out of the Jet, screaming at the top of their lungs as they fall to their imminent deaths, then the music bell chimes, indicating that they have to sing while falling.Noah: Seriously!? I mean, seriously!?
- This exchange between Chris and Chef after the contestants are sucked out of the Jet:Chris: Or we could have just landed the plane?Chef: Nah, too boring.
- Team Amazon failing at storming out.Courtney: Uh, we can't storm out together, that defeats the purpose!Heather: You go that back that way then!Courtney: No! You go back that way!Gwen: Well I came this way first!
- Team CIRRRRH's acting during their monster commercial:Alejandro: (awkwardly timed) Oh no! The large out-of-shape monsteeer!Tyler: (too loudly) We must ruuun!Noah: (lifelessly) Think of the childreeen.Izzy: (cheerfully) He's so hooot!
- Human Pinball. With pandas! Killer Pandas."Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda! Sorry panda!..."
- After Cody volunteers for the Human Pinball challenge:Chris: You might want to bring a toothbrush, Cody, because the beast you'll be sharing your space with is Sierra!
- Then there's the Japanese promo for Total Drama Action. And the contestants' reaction to it.Noah: Um, what?Chris: That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo. Total Drama is huge here.Courtney: Okay, but that was in English. So why are they dubbing our voices?Chris: Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all. Sorry.Courtney: No, you're not.Chris: True.
- Then, there's the second challenge. "There's a new candy hitting the Japanese market. It's Chef's 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails'. I call this (the challenge) the 'Total-Drama-Yum-Yum-Happy-Go-Time Candy fish tails' challenge. (beat) of celebration fun. (winks at the camera)"
- DJ's "Rashomon"-Style retelling of the event in "Walk Like an Egyptian - Part 1". The things went down, DJ pets a mummified dog, it disintegrates, and the chamber crumbles. The way DJ told it, he pets the dog and it explodes. Then the pyramid explodes. Oh, and he was wearing Harold's foil hat.
- DJ's odd expression when he choked during Team Victory's commercial
- All three of the commercials! Team CIRRRRH has a monster movie type thing with horrible acting, which segues at the end into a dance with flashing lights and random lyrics ("Wash your face!"). Team Victory has a bad "dramatic" samurai type thing which, for no reason at all, has a beach ball bounce in the middle of it and pop on Harold's sword. And Team Amazon? Well...it's weird. Ultimately, Chef declares Team Amazon the winners because he just liked the exploding doughnuts that were featured.
- At the Barf Bag Ceremony, DJ gets a vote from the panda used by Team Victory in the first challenge!
Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better
- Tyler being called Noah by both Lindsay and Chris throughout the episode. What really made this one such a Funny Moment was Tyler in the confessional acting as if being mistaken for Noah was A Fate Worse Than Death.Tyler: I don't get it, I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he always gets eliminated first! And worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah!
- It gets even funnier when you realize why he's so upset. Sports aren't his forte.
- Bridgette trying to talk with her tongue stuck on the pole. You have to hear it for it to be funny. It was the base for the episode's song, even funnier considering the slurred speech patterns she has when she sings.
- Sierra rescuing Cody from the river.Sierra: If one of us drowns, I want it to be me!!Cody: (weakly) .....M-m-me too...
- And later...Gwen: Need a lift?Cody: And a restraining order!
- DJ's animal curse continues with him knocking a baby seal off a cliff.
- The scene where Tyler and Izzy reach their sled.Izzy: Woo! Oh, look, a speaker! (points to "radioactive" sign) Our's must play music! (dives into the box)Tyler: (gasps) Is that box radioactive?Chris: (shrugs nonchalantly) What isn't radioactive these days?(Izzy emerges from the box all right, but now with a Sickly Green Glow)Izzy: I can't find a radio anywhere. I think someone stole it.
- Tyler and Izzy during the challenge:Tyler: (panting) If you see anyone, call out.Izzy: (gasps) Ooh,ooh, ooh! There's Tyler!Tyler: Other than me!
- And then AFTER Noah has already jumped on the sled:Izzy: Ooh, There's Noah! (waves enthusiastically) Noah! Someone stole our radio!
Broadway, Baby!
- The scene with Team CIRRRRH in the first class section:(Owen rolls off the couch, revealing a squashed Noah)Noah: (in obvious pain) Finally! Thanks for not noticing I was missing last night! Who am I, Tyler?!Tyler: Hey! (accidentally spits food on Alejandro)
- Before the challenge:Lindsay: (to Chris) Um...so when do we go shopping?Chris: You don't.Lindsay: Noooooo!
- Cody greedily scooping up all the candy as if it were a G-Rated Drug. "Come to Papa..."
- What Chris says right before Cody opens the apple:Chris: Have at it, ladies.Cody: Hey!Chris: Sorry. Have at it, ladies - and baby.Cody: Hey!
- Noah asleep and snoring in the baby carriage.
- Any and all facts about Chris during the episode.
- The song, which comes complete with a Disney Acid Sequence."The bagels are bageler, the bums are bummer!"
- Gwen sliding down the fireman's pole, followed by a huge CRASH, then, "I'm okay!" in a high pitched and pained voice.
- The Reactive Continuous Scream moment between Noah and the mom at Central Park.
- Cody literally almost dying via Marshmallow Hell from the Statue of Liberty
.Tyler: Whoo! Ten point landing, dude! - Team CIRRRRH discover that their carriage had been switched with an actual baby carriage:Izzy: (gasps) Noah regressed into a baby!
- Team Victory decides who is going to be their baby:Lindsay: Ooh, pick me! I love it when people call me baby.Noah: (to Tyler) Make a mental note of that, bro.Tyler: (pats his pockets) I don't have a pen.
- The reaction shots after Sierra revealed some of Chris' embarrassing secrets: DJ is laughing out loud, Owen is giggling, Courtney is just killing herself laughing, and even Chef is shown laughing at Chris too!
- "Look, I'm a rabid monkey! Ai ya ya ya!"
Aftermath: Bridgette Over Troubled Water
- Just about everything Eva does or says in this episode qualifies.Eva: I don't know why you would, but they told me to tell you to tune in next time, got it?! There's gonna be more crazy action on Total...Drama... (attempts to sing) World Tour! Aw, forget this (kicks a lamp, it crashes offscreen).
- Harold's Good-Times Montage:Harold: (to Justin) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball.Justin: (punches Harold)Harold: (to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted fourteen days! That's a lot of googlies!Heather: (kicks Harold in the kiwis)Harold: (to Noah) In Alaska it's illegal to talk to someone while they're moose hunting!Moose: (charges on-screen and tackles Harold into a tree while Noah watches in stunned disbelief)Harold: (to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time, like this. (Blinks one eye at a time.)Squirrel: (Blinks one eye at a time, then punches Harold)Harold: 111,111,111? x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, (Cut to Beth pounding her fist, Justin with boxing gloves, Heather with a Baseball bat, Cody with nun-chucks, Chef with a frying pan, and the bear with a chainsaw...none of whom seem very happy at him.) 654,321, which is a numerical palindrome! How cool is that?!
- Beth hitting on Bridgette's pole.
- No mention yet of the Drama Machine?
- Then there's Geoff trying to convince Blaineley that he's happy only to be met with an anvil, a safe, and a piano.
- This nonsensical arguement:Geoff: You'd get mad if you caught me making out with a girl pole on television!Bridgette: Poles aren't alive!Geoff: Tell that to your tongue!
- Blaineley gets super pissed when Geoff and Bridgette make up and make out instead of fighting like she wanted them to.
Slap Slap Revolution
- Owen has this to say while getting sucked out of a plane,"AL! GIVE ME AN ALE-HAND-BRO!"
- Noah's comment that Cody has a "tiny sausage".
- Also note the particular placement of the end of the sausage Cody is holding.
- Since the creators know that people ship Noah and Cody, it makes it all the more funny that they're doing it on purpose now.
- Noah and Alejandro having a serious conversation about Alejandro's loyalty... while performing a tradition German dance.
- Alejandro giving orders to his team:Alejandro: Tyler! We need your strength on the grinder!Tyler: (folds sleeves up in determination)Alejandro: Owen! Stuff that stuffing like your life depended on it!Owen: (salutes) Aye, aye captain!Alejandro: Noah! Make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder! (throws Izzy at Noah)Noah: (is knocked to the ground by falling Izzy) ...And there goes my pelvis.
- Izzy happily carrying Noah around in her arms after his injury is both hilarious and oddly adorable.
- "All aboard der Weiner Express!"
- The trip wires set up around Cody's chair while he's sleeping and sucking his thumb. When a flight attendant accidentally brushes a bell on one of the wires: "NO MORE FOOT RUBS SIERRA!"
- When you realize what Alejandro's last name, Burromuerto, means in Spanish: "dead donkey."
- What? This far without mention of the avalanche? It starts out as a Heartwarming Moment when Lindsay finally realizes Tyler's in the game. He celebrates a little too loudly (with heart shaped clouds, no less) and starts an avalanche. It must be seen to be believed, the scene with Owen riding down on a deer (where'd he get it, by the way?) probably seals the deal.
- "MEAT CODY! NOOOOOOOO!"
- Noah and Cody banter on the DDR pads, with Cody wearing what Chris calls "Der Penalty-Hosen":Noah: (amused) How are the hosen treatin' you?Cody: (mournfully) It feels like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie.
- In a Freeze-Frame Bonus, when Chris reveals to the teams what hill they are sledding down, everyone looks horrified other then Izzy, who looks utterly delighted at the idea.
- This exchange between Heather and Alejandro.Alejandro: I'm disappointed, Heather [with her laughing at LeShawna's dancing]. You're above petty teasing.
Heather: (Confessional) No I'm not!
The Am-AH-Zon Race
- Chris' remark after Sierra mentions that Cody is allergic to goat saliva:Chris: Goat saliva? Must make dating a little tough, eh Cody?
- Anything and everything Psycho Gwen says.Gwen: (speaking really fast over a walkie-talkie) CHRIS CHRIS CHRIS IT'S GWEN!! The Zingies! Caught in a tree with my hand in Cody's pants- THIS TROUBLE IS BIG!!Tyler: (on other line) Way to go, Cody!
- Don't forget the rat falling into Noah's mouth while he was sleeping- both gross and utterly hilarious.Noah: Stupid economy class!
- This spew by Tyler.Tyler: Where's the hanging-on-thingy-part?Chris: Hanging-on-thingy?Tyler: You know, the...riding stick! Grabby-whatchamacallit..ugh! The...zipper-buckle-handle!Chris: Getting colder!Alejandro: We need no t-bar!
- Tyler using his pants as a make-shift T-bar, him being in tighty-whities is funny enough, but the rock music in the background makes it all the more hilarious.
- And Izzy shoving Noah into a backpack to get both of them across the zipline, without informing him about this plan beforehand.
- Four words: Psycho Gwen, Gypsy Rap.
- After walking all day, this exchange:Owen: Need...rest... and water! Aw, nachos would be killer right now! Ugh...Noah: Sure! All we're missing is chips, beef, tomatoes, cheese, salsa-Izzy: (scribbling on a notebook) Slow down! Hey, guys, I'm making a list!
- Three words: Secret. Hair. Collection.
- "Everyone! That's who wears undies in the Amazon! Everyone!"
- It's either funny, really creepy or both to see Sierra attempt to update her blog using a pizza box and actual mouse as a mouse.
Can't Help Falling In Louvre
- Noah training the Sasquatchanakwa the same way he trains his pet labrador, using Go Fetch.Noah: (waves his empty hand back and forth) Who wants the ball? Who wants it? You want it, doncha'? Well goooo get it! (pretends to throw it, Sasquatchanakwa runs after it happily)
- And later:Noah: I don't think my imaginary ball trick will distract the yeti a second time. (makes throwing motion)Izzy: Oh, oh, oh! A ball! I'll get it! (runs off-screen)
- While being chased by the Sasquatchanakwa:Owen: But I don't want to be yeti poop!
- While explaining the challenge:Chris: Well we're not using the actual statues, those are priceless. Chef made some fake ones, right?Chef: (stares blankly for several seconds, then runs off)
- The entire runway challenge.Lindsay: Let's move on to wardrobe. Do you think this one looks manly? (pulls out a picture of a little girl with a lollipop and balloons)Tyler: This isn't going to get better for me, is it?
- Owen's opinion on Lindsay's design:Owen: I'd have to say that Lindsay's design just made me hungry. There were pictures of pheasants and I think some fruit...uh yeah, hungry, definitely hungry and... um... obsequious.
- DJ's Big-Lipped Alligator Moment song in the middle of the show, complete with weird...swaying...dancing things.
- Tyler, once again, utterly failing at Buffy Speak:Tyler: Put the middle piece under the wide part, and rotate the thingy straightwise- no, no, no, underover!Noah: Those aren't. Even. Words!
- Pretty much everything Izzy did in that episode was hysterical.Izzy: (faking a male voice) Ahem! This is your captain speaking! If you look out your window, you'll get to see what happens when a PLANE does a SOMERSAULT!
- DJ picking a model. His choices were Heather, (who's posing), Courtney (who's holding her hips and puckering up), Izzy (who's showing off her eyelids), and Gwen (who is by herself, pouting).DJ: I'll take... Gwen.Heather: What?!Chris: I second that, what?!
- Chris being his usual Jerkass self while Cody is trying to get Sierra out of her funk; "Awwww. Don't care."
- Gwen coming down the runway...wearing DJ's shirt and hat which are about four sizes too big for her.Heather: Dry, dull, uninspiring, not a hint of effort with the presentation. But enough about Gwen, the shirt was a 10!
Newf Kids on the Rock
- Heather Irish-dancing during the Sea Shanty song.
- Owen taking Noah's analogy about initiating an alliances being like asking someone out on a date a bit too literally.Owen: I don't know what to say to him...I've always been the allianc-ee, not the alliance-er.Noah: It's like asking a girl out, only she's a guy.Owen: Oh, okay! (to DJ) Hey, DJ! (DJ looks up) Hey, you wanna go for hot dogs with my buddy Noah? (Noah glances at Owen worriedly) He says your legs are nice. (wolf whistles)DJ: (looks at Noah with a weirded-out expression)Noah: (sarcastically) Yeah, because that's exactly what I told him to say.
- Izzy's face after chugging an entire jug of apple cider vinegar.
- DJ and Tyler making out with cod...and being really, really into it. Tyler's fish even slaps him for getting too fresh.Noah: (confessional) No wonder my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show.
- After "Team Chris is really really really really hot" ties with DJ for first, they win a chowder supper and then this happens:Heather: Oh, just eat your chowder.Alejandro: (Looks at his chowder) Wait, is that?Owen: My socks! That's where those went.(cut to a confessional)Alejandro: (angrily brushing his teeth) Malvada bruja! Malditos incompetentes!
- For those uninformed, what Alejandro said in spanish translates to "Wicked witch! Damned incompetance!
- Owen swimming towards the boat, huffing and puffing and sounding like a dying manatee, it's even funnier because both Alejandro and Noah had swum to the boat with absolute ease just seconds ago.
- Heather, Gwen and Courtney (separately) saying something unintentionally revealing in the confessional, realizing they said it and then trying to break the camera to get the tape back.
- Then of course there's this:Courtney: I am a CIT!Heather: More like a B-I-T-C...Gwen: (interrupts) Guys, let's get going.
- This moment when they were landing in the water:Sierra: Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean? Oh no we're not— Why are we landing in the middle of the— Oh no we're not.
Jamaica Me Sweat
- Owen falls off the Jet, crashes into the shore, has Izzy Groin Attack him from above, and then gets crushed by the plane.Owen: Uh, no biggie. Just a concussion. Can you parents my phone and worry them not to tell... Santa?
- Team CIRRRRH always amuse while in first class:Tyler: Winning really is everything!Noah: Says the guy who Frenched a cod.
- Chris' pilot announcement:Chris: (over PA) Attention passengers.(Beat)
- At the start of the challenge:Noah: (laughs) Pretty blouse!Chris: It's a Dashiki, mon!DJ: (snickers) Yeah, a woman's Dashiki!
- Tyler's repeated Rummage Fail while searching for treasure, he ends up finding: an electric eel, a tire and a grandfather clock.Tyler: Found it! (realizes what it is) Oh come on!
- A minor one in the opening: along with the rest of Team CIRRRRH and DJ, the cod- sorry, Irene had little cucumbers for her eyes.
- Once Alejandro "accidentally" let DJ know his curse was still in effect, it hit like a ton of bricks, with a line of random seagulls and a walrus appearing in his path on the toboggan.
- Team CIRRRRH's lines right before they do the challenge:Chris: With Izzy and Owen out of commission, you'll have to work extra hard to make up for their absence.Noah: (jokingly) No problem! Tyler, it's your lucky day. You get to do all the dives!Tyler: YEAH! (beat) ...Wait.
- Heather copying Tyler's audition tape. Well, not really...Alejandro: (when Heather is about to dive) You have beautiful form.Heather: What?! (falls and ends up doing a belly-flop)
- Chris being rather... "sensitive" about his age.Chris: (to camera) Will Chef fix the plane so we can leave here while I'm still young?Noah: I don't know, did we land in the 70's?(Chris shoves Noah off the cliff, then goes back to smiling at the camera)Chris: Find out after the break, on TOTAL. DRAMA. WORLD TOUR! Beat Hey, where's my musical accompaniment?! *Gets nailed by a radio playing music*
- Chef: *Grins at the camera*
- Cody being punched by the shark. It was even made into the episode's official download◊.
I See London
- Noah imitating Sierra, complete with a high-pitched voice and invisible laptop."Considering buying myself a life off Craigsist, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement!""Must learn how to make nose shakes like Owen, that'll impress Cody!"
- Owen talking about Noah:Owen: I'd like to top his honor roll!... D-Did that sound creepy?
- There's only one parachute left, because Chef miscounted them - "I'm a cook, not a mathmetician!" - leaving Owen and Noah staring at it while everyone else lines up to jump. Noah looks skyward, groans, and says, "Oh, life, why do you hate me so?" the camera then cuts to them screaming as they hurtle towards the ground, with Noah keeping a death grip on Owen's shoulders.
- Noah smacking a Candy Fish Tail out of Owen's hand when he tries to bribe the guard with it:Noah: Don't kill him you clown!
- Stripping the guard:Noah: You lost rock, paper, scissors fair and square, stop throwing the game!Tyler: (biting at the guard's sock) I'm not! You try taking off a dude's pantyhose with your teeth!(Beat)Noah: ...Uh, dude? No one said you had to use your teeth.
- The torture part of the challenge, Tyler boasts about being able to take stretching easily, then when the challenge starts:Tyler: OOHOOOA, AAAUUURGH, AAAAOHH, OH STOP! IT'S TOO MUCH! STOOOOOP!(Beat)Noah: ... You do realize we haven't started yet, right?
- What makes it even better is that after his little Freak Out, Tyler's face goes perfectly calm and neutral again.
- Heather's cursing in the torture part. Considering Courtney and Gwen still hates her.
- Gwen taming the Corgis and making them sit
- Owen talking in a fancy British accent. Even while being attacked by corgis.Owen: No! Bad doggies! Ow! My wiener!(camera pans over to one of the corgis munching on a sausage)
- The callback, when Al reveals he knows what Noah thinks of him, "Like an eel, dipped in grease..."Noah: Where I come from, that's a compliment! Tough neighborhood!
- When Team CIRRRRH reveals that they caught 'Jack', the bag is pulled off dramatically. Cue everyone gasping in sync and going, "Old Man Jenkins!?"
- Tyler's expression after seeing Gwen and Duncan kiss, "D8"
- The horrified expression on his face is funny enough but it gets even better: IT'S ACCOMPANIED BY SLIDE WHISTLE!
Chris: It's almost like someone broke the lock on purpose just so this could happen! But who has two thumbs and would do that? (gleefully points to himself)
Greece's Pieces
- At one point, the cast are arguing about where the Olympics took place...Chris: And we're heading to the birthplace of the Olympics right now in...
Courtney: Greece!
Sierra: Atlantis!
Owen: Mount Olympics!
Chris: Wrong, fictional, and... what?! We're heading to Rome, Italy!
Alejandro: But Courtney was correct. The Olympics originated in Greece.
Chris: No! They originated in...
Gwen: Greece! They're right!
(Chris quickly looks over his papers and finally realized he was given inaccurate information by his interns)
Chris: INTERNS!
(Two interns quickly appear, one looking visibly nervous)
Chris: Everyone should probably hang on to something.. everyone except you!
(he points to the nervous-looking one, Smash Cut to the plane as it tips to the left and the nervous intern on his left gets thrown out)
Chris: YOU might wanna find some info on Greece... quickly! - Owen claiming his childhood dream was to place second in the Olympics. Complete with a Take That! to Canada.
- Owen lampshading his frequent states of nudity on the show when they arrive in Greece.Chris: Welcome to the Acropolis in Athens, Greece, home to many of the very first Olympians, who as my intern has informed me, competed naked.Owen: (sighs) Alright... Time to drop the laundry...Rest of cast: (various sounds of disgust and protest)Chris: No no no! that was just a quirky fact, not an order. There's no need to be 100% accurate. Stay dressed. very dressed. We only have to resort to nudity if there's a tiebreaker.
- Duncan spending the entire episode singing. Especially the first "Owwwww~!". Way funnier than it sounds.
- Chris when he realizes that some wires got crossed when gathering info for that day's destination. He tells everyone to hold on as the plane rolls and an intern goes flying out.
- Heather's expression when she sees how "flexible" Alejandro is.
- Owen's, Tyler's, and especially Cody's faces when they start wrestling.
- Chris after Sierra says another "Cody Fact".Chris: The things you know frighten us. Really. They do.
- Also, towards the end of the episode, Chris' decision to not vote off Duncan. He blatantly says, "I'm ignoring the vote".Chris: And the person who will be taking the drop of shame is... THIS INTERN!
- Even better when Duncan, who knows fully well that all three voted for him, smiles at them and chuckles evilly. Alejandro's Oh, Crap! face just sells it.
The EX-Files
- Alejandro hypnotizes Owen with the trigger word "revenge," prompting Owen to wedgie himself and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." To cap it off, Owen does this again when Courtney says "revenge" near the end of the episode.
- When Cody pokes a strange pod-type-thing in Area 51, it activates and creates a demonic looking alien Cody. It starts advancing towards him, when, who else:Sierra: Eeee! Oh my gosh, oh my gosh! Two Cody's! I'm confused... and excited!(Sierra crushes both Codys in a hug. Alien-Cody EXPLODES, covering them both in slime)Sierra: ...Okay, now I'm just confused.
- The scene where everyone is on Area 52:Chris: Everyone, welcome to the coolest, extraterrestrialiest place in the world...Area 52!Gwen: 52? Area 51 is where all the cool alien stuff is.Duncan: The show's so broke, we have to fake an area now?Chris: Nope. This really is Area 52. And that's Area 51 right there. We're just inside the border. Well, everyone except Duncan.(Duncan is immediately shot by a laser)
- Tyler's reaction to imminent death: furiously doing pull-ups." Must!... leave!... beautiful!...corpse!"
- Duncan doing a foot pop while kissing Gwen, made even funnier by his ridiculously short legs.
- Courtney recalling her "empowering" breakup with Duncan, which seemed to involve throwing a plate of pasta at Duncan, calling him a "stupid jerkface" and lying on the floor having a sobbing fit while everyone looked on in embarrassment before finally kicking him in the kiwis.
- Who wasn't laughing when you saw Bunny get zapped by lasers then run across the screen screaming and in flames?
- "Don't probe me, bro!"
- Tyler tripping and breaking Team CIRRRRH's alien artifact with his head buried in the ground.Tyler: Why is the purple meatball playing the piano?
- The Alien reaching out it's finger to touch Tyler's finger like ET before grinning evilly and zapping him.
- "Gothie's going down... Gothie's going down... Gothie is going down..."
- Courtney's slow motion "OOOOOOPS" after purposely tripping Gwen so Team Amazon could lose the challenge.
- This:(Courtney kicks a giant robot, and it activates)Robot: Intruder alert. Initializing elimination procedure.(the robot points its giant arm cannon at Courtney...and falls right through the floor)Robot: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
- Tyler climbing an electric fence and getting shocked every single second. Oh, and while he's doing this, Alejandro and Duncan simply use the door.
- Pretty much all of Tyler's lines, but Duncan gets one when Tyler and Al are being face-hugged by aliens.Duncan: What's this, a double date?
- "Boyfriend Kisser," a song where Courtney dresses as a general and issues a military attack on Gwen for kissing Duncan, complete with visuals where Gwen gets slammed with a rock multiple times and shot in the face with an array of guns.
Picnic At Hanging Dork
- Cody gets so loopy from the dingo attack that he can't even hold his stamp for elimination, just sporting a silly face as he slaps the stamp.
- Speaking of the dingo attack, if you pause at just the right time you'd notice that the dingo is clinging on to Cody with a terrified look on it's face.
- Sierra's attempt at sheep collecting.Sierra: THIS ONE'S FOR CODY!(she jumps off the canyon without a bungee cord and plows into ground)Chris: Medic!(two interns come in with a stretcher, they ignore Sierra and collect random sheep instead)
- An emu copies what the viewers were basically thinking when Courtney was flirting with Alejandro - it vomits.
- Owen grabs a dingo which he thought was a sheep that was already sheared and we get this exchange...Alejandro: How long until he realizes it's a dingo?Duncan: 3, 2...(Owen gets attacked by the dingo and it cuts to a confession.)Alejandro: (Laughs like crazy before wiping a tear from his eye) Ah classic.
- Gwen grabbing a cactus in her attempt to grab a sheep.Gwen: Are you kidding me!?
Sweden Sour
- The freeze frame we get right before Owen smashes into Team Amazon's boat. It's especially funny since, while we don't see the actual impact, the way Owen is positioned made it look like he punched Cody on impact.
- Cody built a giant wooden replica of Gwen's head with the materials Team Amazon were supposed to be making a proper ship out of. When Sierra suggested they use the head as a boat we got this exchange:Sierra: If Gwen's head is hollow-Courtney: Hah, don't get me started.
- The ABBA inspired musical number. To clarify: Duncan, Alejandro and Owen were in flamboyant, brightly colored, sparkly jumpsuits. With high heeled disco shoes to boot!
- Duncan and Alejandro having to speak like pirates to humor Owen.
- Heather literally throwing herself at an unwilling Duncan to try and make Alejandro jealous.
- Heather trying to get him to look at her "booty".Heather: Someone look at my booty!
- "Let me cheer you up by taking you to a happy place, it's a beautiful mountainside filled with Codies, some are giant, others are small enough to tuck in your pocket and some are chocolate covered marshmallow Codies." Cody responds by vomiting.
- When Owen is nominated to be his team's viking captain...Owen: *dramatically salutes*Chris: Uh, yeah, vikings didn't salute....so go away.Owen: (Salutes again) Sir yes sir!
- Owen's confessional after Duncan and Alejandro compliment him (kind of):Owen: I've never been this popular! Oh I feel like the Belle of the Ball! (beat) Without the "belle" part or the... "ball" part... but the "of the" part still works though!
- When Chris announces it's time for the episode's song:Alejandro: (To Owen) As you sing, do not mention we're building a boat.Owen: WE'RE BUILDING A BOAT!?
- Even better? This implies that, despite the boat being completely finished and him being the one who gave them the idea, Owen somehow didn't realize they were building a boat the whole time.
Aftermath Aftermayhem
- Sadie, despite having no lines, has a funny moment. As the peanut cans get shot at the contestants, two get shot in Sadie's direction; one bounces off her stomach, while the other has enough force to lodge itself in Sadie's blubber. Needless to say, both she and Katie are creeped out by this.
- When Gwen is introduced, the interns have to prevent a bear from walking out along with her.
- Noah dodging lasers and his Helium Speech, "Owww" after his Groin Attack.
- Lindsay balancing meatballs on her nose like a seal. Complete with "arf, arf" sound effects. Even better, she did this without even realizing it was what she was supposed to be doing for the game.
- Geoff's song to Blaineley:Geoff: (singing while doing a Ukrainian folk dance in his boxers) She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!
- Blaineley's reactions throughout are great, especially since she is sufficiently vain to assume any song about her must be complimentary, even when coming from someone she knows hates her (it takes her a couple of seconds to clue in.)
- Blaineley's Best Moments, which reveal that she is a gluttonous, disgusting, beer-bellied gasshole of a girl.
- Leshawna's Insult to Rocks comment when she opens her can and a Chris head on a spring pops out.Leshawna: "A Chris-In-The-Box? That's an insult to boxes."
- A lovely little callback to Gwen and Bridget's argument over the love note in Season One, where Gwen said Geoff wasn't "haiku-ey":Blaineley: (to Beth) "The Heather Square! Your challenge is to create a haiku... whatever that is."Geoff: (fiddling with his earpiece) "It's a three-line Japanese poem with seventeen syllables - duh!"Blaineley: (groans) "Stop feeding him lines!"
Niagara Brawls
- When the remaining contestants are in paddle boats and about to be dumped over a waterfall:Courtney: (praying) If you let us live, I will tutor any brain-dead person who requires it. Even Duncan!Duncan: If we live, I'll forget she ever said that!
- 'Blainerific', Blaineley's hilariously narcissistic entrance song.Blaineley: (singing) Dishin' dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!(background switches to a coffee shop, Blaineley walks up to the counter)Blaineley: Get me a half-fat, no-foam latte, steamed to a hundred and two heat. (beat) I'm quite specific.
- Owen's dream, where he's once again naked and surrounded by food, but now Alejandro evilly throws giant candy canes at him while he's floating with balloons.Owen: You can't use candy canes for evil!
- Sierra shoving Alejandro back up the slot machine because she wanted to win Cody instead.Alejandro: (his arm is stuck in the door) Por favor! I'm stuck!
- "I. Want. My. KISS!!!"
- The look on Cody's face right before Sierra kisses him. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
- Courtney's turn on the slot machine and she gets a bear with Chris' response.Chris: Has Courtney found her perfect match? (Courtney screams as the bear chases her)
- When she goes again, she gets Duncan. Who she's not too happy to see, because he recently cheated on her with Gwen.Courtney: Oh, come on!(Duncan slides out of the machine, sees Courtney, screams and tries to get back in)Courtney: Maybe I should work things out with the bear.
Chinese Fake Out
- The donkey kicking Sierra off the Great Wall.
- Heather grumbling about Blaineley:Heather: Diva.Blaineley: Thank you!
- The entirety of the second challenge, from the disturbed faces everyone has during the song, to Cody, Heather, and Duncan giving Courtney suspicious looks as she helps Alejandro cheat in each round, ending with the final round where Blaineley and Alejandro break down in one of the many vomit shots this show is known for. Not to mention Chris trying to deal with the producers' constant interruptions, eventually just tossing his cell phone away rather than answering it.
- Not to mention the practically trippy video sequence during the singing parts, where Chris starts out floating in the middle of the air with the other contestants, and then a table randomly comes near him.Chris: Man man chi, it's dinner for four!Contestants: Man man chi, we've got room for more!Duncan: (holding a starfish on a skewer) I think I'm nearly done for...
- And then later the Musicalis Interruptus.Chris: Man man chi, man man—huh?Alejandro and Blaineley: (vomit)
- And then later the Musicalis Interruptus.
- Courtney vomiting through the dragon mask's nostrils after hearing Sierra's lousy song.
- Chris reading the votes at the end:Chris: Blaineley, Courtney, Blaineley, Courtney, Sierra...ly, Blaineley...
African Lying Safari
- Every single time Cody gets hit in the face by a soccer ball.
- The lyrics of the song:Alejandro: (to Heather) "Loser" is what the lion called you, when you couldn't find your baaaalls! Tranq balls, that is.Sierra: (slurred) I better sing or I'll get kicked out. I got something I want to say. Cody? Cody? Cody? I... I can't feel my face. Where'd you put it? Cody?! Cody! Codyyy! (falls over)
- Chris waking up Duncan:Chris: Did you, or did you not steal the car?Duncan: I-I was framed!
- When Duncan tries to convince Sierra to vote with him.Sierra: Who cares about votes and alliances and the million dollar statue of Cody made of prize money? MONKEYS STOLE MY HUSBAND!!!
Rapa Phooey!
- Alejandro wins Cody over with candy, making Cody act giddy and cuddly towards Alejandro, much to the latter's discomfort."Could we get up before somebody sees us?"
- Chris and Chef having a slap-fight over the plane controls.
- The contestants have to find easter eggs hidden in giant stone heads representing their eliminated teammates: Lindsay's head is empty, Izzy has bats flying around in hers and Owen's mouth is stuffed full of food.
Awwwwww, Drumheller!
- "This Is How We Will End It," where Alejandro confidently sings about controlling the game and leaving Heather stuck under a rock... while holding a Muppet-like hand puppet of himself. At one point, he has the hand puppet aggressively sing in Heather's face.
- Sierra eliminating herself by blowing up the plane.
- Chris doing the outro while in tears over his plane.
- Chris accidentally launches Chef via a catapult. A Funny Background Event later shows that Chef launched Chris in return.
Hawaiian Style
- Harold's unexpected rap.
- A Polish clip from the episode has Duncan throwing a sandal at Courtney after she insults him and Gwen through song.
- Cody has to win - says Owen - because he's "the only non-evil person left!"
- A Running Gag has Bridgette's bear, Bruno, constantly interrupt Bridgette and Geoff's attempts at even hugging. At the end of the episode, it turns to chewing lovingly on Blaineley instead.
Planes, Trains, and Hot Air Mobiles
- Heather and Alejandro get into a vocal spat over the walkie talkies, leading to snappy digs at one another.Heather: You know what? I can just turn you off!
Alejandro: Great idea! You're an expert at turning people off!
Heather: [shuts off the walkie-talkie] - The Sasquatch's unexpected crush on Alejandro. Made even more hilarious when it kisses him, and later makes kissing faces towards him, to which he responds by shuddering.
- Ezekiel smiling when Heather hits him with a pillow.
- Cody and Sierra playing I Spy while flying.
- Cody: I spy something that is... (cue storm clouds) ...gonna kill us!
Hawaiian Punch
- Heather being pelted by golf balls.
- Before Alejandro throws his pineapple-headed sacrifice representing Heather into the volcano, he "thanks" the sacrifice, wags his tongue like a snake, and makes out with it.
- Noah shrugging when Heather "confesses" her love for Alejandro.
- Harold's very high-pitched Helium Speech (literally) after getting kicked in the kiwis by Courtney.
- When Heather starts crying due to thinking she's lost the game (as well as Alejandro), Alejandro decides to stop and ask if she loves him.Heather: Are you cracked?! I would never fall for a jerk like you!Alejandro: Then...why are you blushing?Heather: Helllllo! We're, like, right beside the hottest thing on the planet!Chris: (smugly) Yeah.
- In Alejandro's alternate ending, Heather releases a hammy Big "NO!" when she throws the wrong sacrifice in the volcano, made even funnier by the fact it was her fault Alejandro won.
- Alejandro Tempting Fate in the alternate ending:Alejandro: Hey, where's my prize money? I demand to get what's coming to me! (immediately gets run over by everyone and drenched in lava.)
- Ezekiel's expression as he is launched out of the volcano and falls straight towards Chris' boat.
- Alejandro's Big "NO!" when he finds out the money was destroyed.Chris: (chuckles) Spaz.
- When Heather tries to rally support for her very tiny team, Leshawna straight-up flips off Heather.
