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Total Blended Island

• Running gags:
  • Ryan and Marilyn's Escalating War of Petty actions
  • Zoey and her bear troubles.
  • Duncan's nicknames.

• "Not So Happy Campers - Part 1"
  • Cameron explaining how he knew the other contestants' names before arriving on the show and Zoey's response:
    Cameron: I managed to hack into Total Drama's systems and find the cast list."
    Zoey: Wow Cameron...that's just wow.
  • Dakota interrupting Heather and Leshawna's argument.
  • Chris' foreshadowing of future seasons.
    Chris: Ella please no singing that's for a later season.
    Duncan/Scarlett: SINGING?!
  • After Heather and Marilyn get into a fight:
    Chloe: Guys calm down, the Lord above us wouldn't want us to fight.
    Heather/Marilyn: CAN IT JAHOVA!

• "Not So Happy Campers - Part 2"
  • Izzy throwing Scott in the air before se dives into the circle.
  • A butterfly causes Cameron's head to fall, leading him to proclaim this:
    Cameron: I still want my bubble!
  • Dakota's hilariously bad attempt at keeping herself over Beth involves Puppy-Dog Eyes
    Noah: She's gone.

• "Can You Lift It?"
  • Much of the trash talk between the campers when weights are being dropped.
  • Izzy and Beardo hitting Heather with a waterballoon, prompting Heather to pelt him with one.
  • Duncan taking a Groin Attack that causes even Chris to wince.

• "The Big Sleep"
  • Scarlett's attempt at briefly imitating Jasmine's accent
    Jasmine: Ay, thanks, Pahdner.
    Scarlett: Don't mention it. Pad-ner.
  • Chris almost missing the climactic photo finish.

• "Dodgebrawl"
  • Ella tries to cheer up Scarlett, oblivious to the groans of her teammates.
  • Izzy grooming Chloe's hair after she's out.
  • Chloe tries to encourage her team by saying that gay people throw harder counts as Cringe Comedy.

• "Not Quite Famous"
  • Dave having a lighter to get rid of the remaing .01% of germs.
  • Cameron killing the mood during Zoey's monologue from The Hunger Games with a terrible whistle.
  • Despite Beth failing to catch her flame baton and causing Chris' pants to get singed, she gets an eight out of nine. Why?
    Chef: Pretty boy deserved it for making me jump off of a cliff.
  • After giving Ella spiked tea the animals attack the campers.
    • Dave's attempt at a Heroic Sacrifice for Sky ends with birds attacking him.
    • Izzy licks her bloody tooth.
    • Duncan gets bitten by a beaver on the butt, which follows him into his next confessional.
  • Chris' Bait-and-Switch where he tells Dave that his team lost.

• "Sucky Outdoors"
  • Dave's repeated Tempting Fate moments.
  • After Scott mentions he can find dinner for his team:
    Heather: It's going to be dirt isn't it?
    Izzy: Oh my god it would be so cool if it were dirt. People dont' give it enough credit because it is superbiodegradable and super tasty.
  • Everyone ruining Duncan's horror story by talking about Parody Displacement from the internet. ^note  It's a story about a girl being chased home by a killer with a hook. Jackson and Zoey begin to argue if the parody is man door hand hook hook car door or something similar
    Cameron: They all spoke in English, so why don't I understand them?
  • Cameron's aside glance:
    Cameron: Do you think the gophers are having a better time than we are?

• "Fear Factor"
  • Scott misinterprets Scarlett's herpetophobia ^note  Fear of Lizards as fear of herpes.
  • Jackson sees his fear and collapses, breaking Cameron's ears.
  • Dakota losing Marilyn's key to her straitjacket causes Marilyn to go on a rampage, which ends when Ryan kicks Marilyn over and she flops on the ground helplessly.
  • Shawn's No-Holds-Barred Beatdown of an intern debatably counts as a Crowning Moment Of Awesome but it also is an overly long gag.
  • Scott pushing Dave into a pile of manure.
    • Dave only screams in the confessional after he falls into the toilet.
  • Katie's Precision F-Strike when Chris tries to force her to get her haircut.
  • Scarlett is forced to capture a lizard after successfully conquering her fear:
    Scarlet (to the iguana with her in teh confesesional): I hate you.
  • Zoey's first interaction with the bear ends up with her trapped in a bear hug.
  • Jasmine slips into Aussie slang after being rescued by Shawn.
  • The entire scene with the tarantula, Leshawna, and Cameron
    Scott: Why do I smell like spider pee?
  • Izzy's incoherent babbling causes the plane to crash and her team to lose.

• "Up The Creek"
  • While most pairs for the canoes are of the couples and allies, we do get the Odd Couple pairings of Marilyn/Heather and Ryan/Scarlett.

• "Paintball Deer Hunt"
  • Dakota's confessional at the beginning, ending with her face planting into the ground as she leaves
  • Courtney and Duncan get itno an argument that leads to them getting their antlers tangled as in canon.

• "If You Can't Take the Heat"
  • Dakota takes over driving a truck from the dolphins who usually do it.
    Dakota: And just FYI don't ever drive a truck through water. It sucks.
  • Scott also notices the chemistry between Duncan and Courtney.
    Scott: She wants him.]
  • Katie and Jackson's interactions may taste like diabetes but they just go to show that Katie is bad at metaphors.
    Katie: But... you're also a great guy that once you get to know is like a Build-a-bear. Tough and durable on the outside and soft and fluffy on the inside.
    Jackson: Aren't those bears fluffy inside and out?
  • Dave locks Scarlett in the freezer, leading to a Brick Joke where Scarlett finally breaks out, icicles down her glasses, and Chris uses her icicles to cool his drink.

• "Who Can You Trust?"
  • Duncan uses Courtney as a Human Shield against hot sauce.
  • Jackson lets Scott fall into the jellyfish pool.
    Scott: BLEEP him!

• "Basic Straining"
  • Scott's confessional after Sky and Dave affirm their decision to try dating after the game
    Scott: Lovebirds. Back on the trailer park my pappy would try to fire at least two warning shots to lovebirds who'd tyr to sneak into our pool. Into their heads.
  • Dave asks to go to the bathroom, only to be handed a bucket and a mop.
  • Unlike in canon, Duncan and Courtney's romantic night on the porch is cut off when she abruptly throws up over the railing.
    Courtney: OKAY FINE! I'M A WALKING TALKING CLICHE IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!

• "X-Treme Torture"
  • Trent accidentally pushes Scott off the plane.
    Scott: Screw you music boy!
  • Scarlett gets perpetually dragged in the sand as her teammates struggle to catch Trent.

• "Watch Out or Wipeout"
  • Duncan and Ryan engage in casual danger dialogue.
  • Ryan tries to tackle Duncan into the water only for Duncan to barely qualify as continuing the relay for Scott while Ryan has to go back tot he last checkpoint.
    Duncan: Hah, screw you Ryan. You may be the athlete but I've got the experience. Hahahaha.
  • Leshawna finds it hard to work with [Heather.
    Leshawna: Now that I'm allies with Jackson I hope he lets me use his machete...

• "Brunch of Disgustingness"
  • Zoey eats Scarlett's and Heather's Filet Boarmignon ^note  actually bull testicles .
  • Marilyn gives off this confessional after being given Raw Tuna Blend
    Marilyn: Isn't this a Survivor parody? Where the heck are all of the physical challenges? Raw Tuna blend? Like come on seriously? That's disgusting.
  • Jackson screams and faints after being served saltine crackers.
  • Shawn forgets what to say in a confessional.

• "No Pain, No Game"
  • Ryan is trapped hanging upside down after Dakota loses her keys.
  • Zoey is trapped in a bear hug and forced to listen as Scarlett gives a speech that tries to compel the others to vote her out.
  • Molotov the bear roars at Chris, who screams like a girl and hides behind the curtains.

• "Search and Do Not Destroy"
  • After Jackson and Zoey form a small alliance Marilyn discovers the two of them in the bathroom. They justify the two of them being in there because Jackson helped kill a swarm of Japanese Murder Hornets.
  • In response, Marilyn channels her inner Superintendent Chalmers:
  Marilyn: A swarm of japanese murder hornets?!
  • Zoey gets confused and creates a schematic of all the alliances on a leaf when inside the confessional hiding from bees.
  • Jackson finds the rabbit that holds his keys, but the Killer Rabbit bites him, causing him to interrupt a conversation between Brick and Ryan.
  • Marilyn is wearing a maid hat during her confessional.
  • Scott has shocking good luck getting a skunk that has his key.
  Scott: What? Can't things go right sometimes?
  • Trent fails to get his keys from the sharks so the sharks throw him into the confessional, interrupting Zoey as she finishes her schematic of alliances.
  Zoey: Nice undies Weirdo!
  • Duncan beats Jackson and Jasmine to Chris, but he's covered in black soot.
  • Scott's skunk scares away Chris and Chef has to lead the closing ceremony.

• "Hide and Be Sneaky"
  • Dakota chimes in with Product Placement only to get sprayed with Water by Chris.
  • Like in canon, Chef follows up the preceding moment with spraying Chris into the water.
  • Heather hides in Chef's kitchen, only to be the first one out thanks to failed negotiating skills.
  • Marilyn is found in the chimney and thus sprayed high up into the air before splashing in the boathouse and eliminating Ryan.
  • Scott falls into a river and over a waterfall but Chef decides to give him immunity since the waterfall leads to one of Wawanakwa's mines.
  • After the bear finds Zoey, Chef Hatchet decides to spray the both of them after the bear refuses to let go.

• "Off the Chain"
  • A bear uses the outhouse confessional as an actual toilet, which causes Duncan to faint when he uses it next for his confessional.
  • Ryan uses an adult toy for his bike, oblivious to what it actually is before Leshawna whispers what it is in his ears.
  Heather: Maybe Ryan doesn't have as much game as I thought. Or maybe he's not used to dealing with something that big.
  • Marilyn trips over a rock and tumbles away.
  Marilyn: Let's pretend that didn't happen.
  • Brick, using Marilyn's bike, crashes the bike into the lake, where it sinks, shedding a tear before disappearing in the end.
  • Heather trips over the group playing hangman and correctly guesses the word.
  • Jasmine falls into a pit with her bike. She breathes in relief and mentions that she's glad it didn't break only for it to fly into the air and explode into fireworks.
  • Leshawna gets eliminated from the first race when she breaks Scott's bike before the race even begins, spends much of the last race in last, gets pooped on by a seagull, a turtle bites her shoes, almost has her bike carried away by turtles, and is forced to clean the communal bathrooms.

• "Hook Line and Screamer"
  • Scott fails at drawing his fellow campers by giving Marilyn big boobs, drawing Leshawna flat, and giving Duncan a Hawkmo rather a mohawk.
  • Brick follows Owen's path during this episode, landing on a bleating goat, a fire hydrant, a plunger that detonates explosions, and a campfire.
    • Dakota's Casual Danger Dialogue with the killer ^note  actually Jackson while Brick falls down the cliff, only for her to retrace Brick's steps with a loud scream.
  • Duncan mentions that the Ms. Fanservice character usually dies next leading Marilyn to give this confessional.
  Marilyn: I did watch a couple of horror movies and there was a hot girl or two that died (Beat) speaking objectively.
  • After getting caught by the killer Heather throws Ryan's hair gel back at him.
  • How does Scott 'defeat' the second killer ^note  Actually Izzy? He throws dirt in her face, and and she eats it.
  • Likewise how does Leshawna wind up defeating the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook? She whacks him with a rubber chicken.
  • Izzy interrupts Jasmine's farewell to the rest of the cast by tying her up in a tarp.

• "Wawanakwa Gone Wild"
  • Leshawna recommends that Heather try to wrangle a bear rather than clean the toilets.
  • Marilyn has squirrels run up her shorts while Ryan and Brick debate as to whether or not it's slang term for dancing.
  Marilyn: I think at one point I saw a beaver calling me Keith.
  • Duncan fails at catching some raccoons and is treated to an egg dropping on him. Then gives an Aside Glance when a squirrel whacks him over the head with an acorn.
  Duncan (In response to a bird that laid an egg): Hey Dipstick You're supposed to poop on me!
  • Heather dresses as Zoey to try to fool the bear. It fails.
  • Scott torments Marilyn by pretending that he's a beaver out for revenge.
  • BRick falls into a trap left behind by Zoey and is forced to clean up the bathrooms.

• "Tri-Armed Triathlon"
  • Chris forces the campers to do an action related to their personality, much to their chagrin.
  • Marilyn asks if a member of the producing team has an eating fetish, leading to Chris to butt in with his own confessional, cutting off Marilyn.
  Chris: We at total drama have decided to put this disclaimer here. The scene you are going to see is more a tribute...It is in no way meant to evoke certain proclivities in any members of the population.
  • Due to being handcuffed, all the campers take a tumble out the door of the mess hall, requiring a female intern to help untangle them.
  • Heather screams when a fish jumps into her and Brick's Canoe.
  • Marilyn and Leshawna fall out of their canoe after a spider crawls into their canoe and into Leshawna's lap.
  • Ryan's vomit actually helps push Scott and Ryan forward.
  • Marilyn and Leshawna comment on the conveniently timed fog that indicates the transition to Boney Island only to be interrupted by a frog.
  Leshawna/Marilyn: SHUT UP!
  • Scott, Leshawna, Marilyn, and Ryan decide to do a last minute team up to make it to the island, only to be beaten to the island by Brick and Heather, leading to a four person confessional.
  Leshawna: We're all idiots. Who thought the four of us in a stinky confessional would work?
  • It turns out Wooly Beaver Dandruffactually smells like the kind of pee after too many onions.
  • After Scott asks Ryan an armor piercing question, Scott mentions that he always finds Hamsters heroic.
  • Scott calls Ryan 'Chad' and Ryan thinks Scott is referring to the country.
  • Heather plays with the fake Katie head and Masked Jackson head while Brick insults the fake Sammy head.
  • Because Dakota lost the key to the handcuffs, Chef has to whip out a giant chainsaw.
  • A wooly beaver enters the confessional and plays with the fake Dakota and Ryan heads, making them kiss. So much so that footage actually runs out throwing a wrench in Chris' plans to reveal the votes.
  • The contestants get fed up with Chris stalling for time and force him to rush through the campfire ceremony.

• "Fashion Freaks"
  • Dakota gets Trigger-Happy with a t-shirt cannon, turning this into the running gag of the episode.
  • Apparently Mister Milton owns a parrot on contract.
  • Ryan and his duck model get into an argument that ends with him feeding the duck a grape.
  • Brick's model, a mischievous chipmunk, ends up tying everyone up and causing them to trip.
  • At one point Heather sews herself to her model, the bear who has a crush on Zoey and is still bitter at her for dressing up as Zoey.
  • Scott refuses to dress his model, a deer, because he wants to not get immunity. The deer's repeated response? Kick Scott repeatedly and painfully.
  • Leshawna ends up chasing her model, a frog, into the confessional. After she catches it she falls into a puddle of some sort.
  • Ryan catches his fleeing duck like a football as Scott and Heather give mocking applause.
  • After the contestants finish giving the models their designs Chris explains the next part of the challenge only for Dakota to itnerrupt with her t-shirt cannon.
  • When Justin, Dakota, Katie, Cameron, and Courtney finish judging Dakota forces the other contestants out of backstage with her t-shirt cannon.
  Leshawna: What happens in that room stays in that room.
  • The duck gets such poor reviews about its design that it attacks Ryan, forces a feather down Scott's throat, and poops over Heather: the last of whom uses her model to clean herself up.
  • After the frog gets good, but not great reviews, it hops into the woods, which in universe takes fifteen minutes mostly due to its heavy bling.
  • Justin, Katie, and Courtney accidentally give Heather immunity:
  Justin/Katie/Courtney: Oh... We fucked up...

• "Mr.Coconut"
  • After waking up in the forest Leshawna faceplants into mud.
  • Brick finds his butt slapped by a beaver.
  • A coconut knocks out an agressive deer that chases after Scott
  Scott: I'm a dumbass but but aren't palm trees in the caribbean or something?
  • At one point Heather and Leshawna are talking only to have their conversation interrupted by a parliament of Owls.
  Heather: it really just seems like a Deus ex Machina...is that the term?
  • Scott's shenanigans with Mister Coconut include pretending to listen to the coconut and thinking that dirt flavored cake pops are a sustainable business opportunity.
  • As the final 4 challenge continues the contestants and Chris eventually take Mr.Coconut with varying levels of seriousness before Chris finally elimiantes Mister Coconut. He even gets a final confessional!
  • During the final 3 challenge Katie continually gets interrupted during the taunting session before the challenge really begins.
  • A baby crow starts to scream loudly and everyone is temporarily deafened.
  • Izzy dunks a rotten ostrich egg, citing Loophole Abuse, and causing Scott to recoil.
  • Dave gives a very lame dare that Scott easily passes.
  • Izzy throws a water balloon with tomato paste in it, causing Chris to choke.
  Izzy: It isn't chunky! It's voluptuously curvy!
  • Another vomit chain reaction begins when Heahter has to slurp up a gallon of cotton candy.
  • The final confessional of the series is a very bitter Zoey casting her vote to one of the finalists.
  Zoey: THE TWO OF YOU CAN LICK A BEAVER'S BUTT!

Total Blended Revenge of the Island

• "Ok, So Far This Sucks"
  • During the introductions Tyler, Lightning, and Carmen fall over the upper level of the yacht due to varying reasons.
  • In the opening sequence Jaiden gets jumpscared by Fang, and a laughing Max falls into a pit after laughing at her.
  • Gwen gets knocked over by B's boat after swimming to shore.
  • A hysteric Owen is calmed down when a floating Violet points out that he can just stand up in the water.
  • Upon seeing the hidden immunity idol, Chris asks if his chin is really that big.
  Gwen: Yes, almost as big as your ego.
  • Carmen is the first of her team to reach the axe and asks if she's giving everyone else a good view rather than focusing on freeing the totem.
  • In response to Staci telling a lie during the river portion of the challenge, her team yells at her to shut up. Twice.
  • The Mutant Maggots earn the right to choose their cabin first but accidentally choose the crummier one, luckiyl for them they have enough time to pick the luxury one.
  • Why do the campers have to share a cabin instead of living in two different ones?
  Izzy: IT WAS I, IZZY, THE IZZIEST OF BEASTIEST! AND YOU'LL LEVER CATCH ME LIEUTENANT CORPORAL CRAB LICKER!
  Chef: ...that explains it.
  • The previews for the next episode have Carson proclaiming he's not a furry and Dawn shooting Owen in the kiwis.

• "Total Drama— No Total Heartthrob"
  • Carmen wakes up to Jo working out naked and complains about it only to roll out of bed in her curve hugging, form fitting, barely visible lacy nightdress.
    Jo: She's concerned about ME not wearing anything? Whatever.
  • Max' failed attempt at a grand entry.
  • Gwen snarks to Owen that he can finish his food after Dakota announces the challenge will be starting soon, and and he shovels it all in, burping and knocking Gwen out.
  • Today's cameos are Chloe and Scarlett, two Hate Sink characters who actually do provide good commentary, at Chris' derision.
  • A pissed off Chef pushes Dakota and Chris into the water after they spend too long arguing about the too inappropriate secrets.
    • Why were they inappropriate? If Said the Drama Network they could get fined by the government, yelled at by a network executive, or break the fourth wall.
  • After Gwen fails to reveal her secret first, Lindsay buzzes in and responds What is Tyler?
  • All of Max's failed attempts to deflect his embarrassing secrets.
  • The various Noodle Incidents in the first montage include Carson asking his teacher if he could draw hentai, DJ dropping his pet alligator down a toilet, Quentin getting his tongue cut by a dead lobster, Violet putting a coin in the wrong slot, and Carmen buying thousands of dollars of Animal Crossing knock off Memorabilia.
  • Turns out Sierra wrote fanfiction of every total drama island contestant, host, and lead intern combination. Ew.
  • Turns out Jo got the lead role in a princess play by whacking the lead with a golfclub.
  • Dawn also has a crush on the Once-ler from The Lorax (2012).
    • Her confessional also has her appearing in a thneed and asking to start the next montage.
  • After the next montage, Owen reveals 5 of his secrets in a row, hitting the buzzer 5 times. This actually wins it for his team.
  • Chris sucks at Math.
  • The thought of Violet giving a child a black eye for a jigglypuff plush is hilarious enough but then she falls asleep in the confessional with the Jigglypuff plush.
  • Chris shudders at the mention of Fanfiction brewing.
  • After his elimination Max is arguing with Chloe and Scarlett on the lake.
  • The fake trailers include Lindsay accusing DJ of breaking Chris' favorite pot by throwing it into a painting of Professor Plum in the Conservatory while eating a bacon sandwich only for DJ to say that Lightning put nails on the bottom bunk to scare away the oh so spooky scary monster and Jaiden smashing a plate over Lightning's head.

• "Total Drama Villainy 101"
  • As Dakota explains that the interns are not supposed to be seen by the contestants, an offscreen explosion is heard from Max's room, interrupting her conversation with Violet.
  • Tyler rants about how he and Lindsay have a better bond and he should be with Lindsay rather than Quentin only for Quentin to be in bathroom when he's ranting.
  • Quentin not only reveals that he's gay but mentions that Tyler is cute, but too small for him.
    Tyler: HEY! ^note  In between Tyler's two confessionals Carmen and Dakota get separate confessionals.
  • Dakota opens the door to reveal that she's suddenly green.
  • Ryan and Marilyn, the day's cameos, bumble through the obstacle course while arguing with each other.
    Ryan/Marilyn: Remind me to kill Chris when my contract is over.
  • During the demonstration Chris introduces the Lawyer-Friendly Cameo of Wipeout's Big Balls only to get interrupted when the contestants loudly interrupt and ask if they're just the big balls from Wipeout.
    Chris: OKAY I'S BEEN DONE!
  • DJ correctly points out why Carmen wants the gangplank, and it's because of her booty.
  • At the start of the obstacle course, Owen is too fat for the kick-start to get him going and he's forced to walk across the mud, taking a very long time.
  • In order to communicate the mutant maggot throws up repeatedly, this winds up saving Violet at one point but the Maggot winds up throwing up everywhere.
    Violet: I didn't look too weird, did I?
    Carmen: Besides the vomit on your head? Es nada
  • Tyler pushes Jaiden into the victory mitt and as a result the Rats win a bathing luxury kit.
    Jaiden: Stahnk
  • The rat decides to quit its job after the challenge.
  • When Owen is eliminated, he's so fat that he isn't launched. Chris tells the contestants to fix the catapult only for Owen to make a stealthy getaway at the insistence of chef. Afterwards Chef gets up and treis to fix the catapult only for Chris to to launch Chef.

• "What a Downgrade"
  • The Wild Teen Party Dakota walks into, Tyler's birthday, seems to have ended with Lindsay hanging from the ceiling, Quentin and Mike fighting, Jo and L Ightning fighting over a remote control, Dawn and Gwen looking over with pots on their head, Carmen in a pile of gifts, and Sierra hugging Carson tightly. Then when Dakota gets some cake the Chandelier falls.
    • Why did the massive fight begin? Carmen got offended at what Carson said.
    Carson: Now I have one question. WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT?!
  • During the challenge Jaiden finds a necklace for Carmen, and Carmen appreciates it. She walks off without noticing that her shoes are suddenly on fire.
  • Lindsay reveals that her sister once got diarrhea on a date with the most popular guy in school and clogged the toilet to prove to Mike that she can keep a secret.
  • Lindsay and Tyler both get confused when Dawn says they should all go for the structurally sound fort.
  Gwen: And that's the one on our left right?
  Tyler: No right, right?
  Lindsay: Left askew diagonal right up?
  • DJ runs away from the fort because one of the snowballs drops a gummi eel that he mistakes for a snake.
  Quentin: Banned in my father's regiment because of the same reason DJ ran off.
  • Lindsay asks Dawn what they should do to keep the fort standing up so Dawn gives Lindsay the metaphor of the fort being a pair of luxury high heels. Lindsay then asks if they can be alligator skin so Dawn shouts a Big "NO!".
  • Lightning continually gets frozen and unfrozen by falling into holes in the ice.
  • Jo gets hit in the back of the head by Mike, then hit on the back again by an unidentified source.
  • Courtney suddenly sees the mutated cockroach and asks where it came from and Tyler waves the presence off as if it was an inside joke.
  • Svetlana gets into a very petty argument with Sky about competing in the olympics and uses her as a vaulting pole to get over the frozen landscape.

• "Sha-Booby"
  • In her post Tyler-Elimination slump Lindsay turns on the water and causes Gwen to shout because the shower suddenly turns hot.
  • Following the above interaction we get a Mythology Gag conversation regarding communal bathrooms and catholicism.
  • During breakfasts Gwen gets hit by a pancake and gives the camera an Aside Glance after a conversation with Lightning about his DPA.
  • Sierra almost follows Carson into the outhouse confessional as he tries to avoid her.
  • Turns out DJ can make a perfecct imitation of Chef's voice when properly prodded. ^note  This is an allusion to both characters being voiced by the same actor
  • Dakota blaring an alarm in the middle of the campers lead to a bit of chaos that causes a delay in the challenge beginning.
  • Justin stops his frantic and cowardly running away from the island to pose for the cameras and briefly wink to Violet.
  • A singing spider emerging from a stopsign causes DJ to run away and Quentin to chase after him.
  • After DJ runs into the outhouse confessional, Quentin is captured just outside, and Jackson breaks through the confessional, scaring the lights out of poor DJ.
  Jackson: It's almost not fun with these new campers.
  • This quote from Violet:
  Violet: Sometimes the trick that it wasn't a trick, but thinking like that leads to thinking that you know that I know that he knows that she knows that elephants can't climb trees which leads to a barely productive conversation.
  • Lindsay's Say My Name is of course, incorrect.
  Lindsay: (upon realizing Dawn is missing from her team) TWILIGHT!
  • After Vito makes an appearance in the challenge he and Carmen keep making out to the other's annoyance.
  • Violet and B have different reactions to Lindsay calling them by incorrect names.
  B: (Wordlessly writes W, Theta, and Pi on a Hi-my name is sticker)
  Violet: She's getting there.
  • Gwen gets abducted by Jackson next and engages in a one sided conversation with silent killer Jackson.
  • Carmen loses the challenge for her team and screams even as Jackson and Justin make their departure with Dakota.
  • Why is Mike spared from elimination? Lightning works out that Carmen was working her charms on Vito and posits that they all should eliminate her instead after a rambling speech.
  Lightning: Now sha-hold on, I trust Mikey, and my roomie said yesterday that Carmen was doing the exact same thing! Carmen must have taken him out of the zone with those sha-boobies! If she can work her charms on Mike, she can sha-jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle and those things can be so distracting but so nice but so distracting but so sha-booby and sha-booby…
  Jo: FOCUS!
  • The title of the chapter comes from Lightning's tirade and following confessional.
    Lightning: Hehe, Sha-booby
  • Jaiden places her vote for Jo:
    Jaiden: You're running us like rats. Which we are but we're still human.

• "No Bodies Floating Up Yet"
  • Lightning doesn't quite get Dissociative Identity Disorder but he's supportive. Of course, there are fun with acronyms.
    Lightning: DID, TIT, POOP, LIT, or no. Mikey is still a cool sha-dude. I ain't gonna judge if he can't control himself.
  • B and Lindsay are gobsmacked when they realize Sierra stole B's tablet.
  • Sierra uses a pizza box as a substitute for a laptop due to her internet withdrawal.
  • Scott faces Fang for the first time.
  • Quentin notes that all three of his male teammates have rather fit bodies and comments on them in the confessional.
    Quentin: What was I saying again?
  • This Conversation:
  Lindsay: If one of us is struggling, like BikeSister-
  Sierra: BikeSister can pull his own weight! How Dare you call him something else!
  • Jo and Lightning both want to take control of the first part of the challenge, leading to a convoluted tiebreaker.
  • Fang gets assaulted by Chester and his cane.
  • Scott causes a two team pileup that causes the Rats to win, leaving for Chris to wait for the explosion, only for it to be delayed.

• "Frantic Frenetic Fruitless Flimsy Flop"
  • After the team swap, Gwen converses with Quentin, which is joined in by Lindsay who gives a surprisingly astute read on why Gwen wanted to be on the show.
    Gwen: Yes, exactly that.
  • Dakota shoots the campers, Chris, Chef, and other set pieces with her t-shirt cannon.
  • Jo tries to take over the hunt for the New Maggots' model but falls flat on her face.
  • The Rats are chased out by a bodybuilding rat when they decide to look for a mutant for their model.
  • Jo tries to recruit a large creature in a cave to be their model only to be chased out with the rest of the Maggots and Dakota.
  • The rats fall in a hole when chased by a Mutant Deer try to get Lindsay to tie a knot and get them out.
  • The Maggots recruit a crab after interrupting a poker game with Fang, a fire breathing plant, and a wooly beaver, and a normal looking goat.

• "The Australian Nae Nae"
  • Violet is eager to meet Tem, by all means a competitor without much presence, but she is still excited to see her.
    Tem: I'm.... contractually obligated to say glad.
  • Lindsay, Gwen, DJ, and Carson place hang a lampshade on the presence of the mine on the island.
  • A radioactive drum rolls in sight when Chris asks for a drum roll.
  • Carson again isn't allowed to talk about the Sasquatch's appearance in the first episode.
  • Dakota after receiving radiation poisoning:
    Dakota: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
    • Immediately after she fires t shirts into Chris and the campers.
  • Dave is the other cameo of the episode, and yells at the sasquatch for not using coasters.
  • As in canon, Gwen does not take kindly to being stuck in a closed space.
    Gwen: GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID STUPID PIECE OF SHIT PLACE! WHERE'S THE FUCKING EXIT?!
  • How does Manitoba Smith make his debut? Jo kicks over a treasure chest that explodes into clothes, including a white tribly that lands on Mike's head.
  • Poor Carson winds up the wrong target after he says the wrong thing to a Wooly Beaver.
  • A Running Gag in this episode is the campers confused by Manitoba Smith's colloquialisms.
    Lindsay: What's a dorba? ^note  Aussie slang for Stupid, clumsy, or socially inept
  • Dawn finds provocative photos of Chris in the mines, leading her to theorize there's another reason Chris wanted to blow the mines up.
  • A deluded and delirious Dakota decrees her name as Dakotazoid and threatens to bury everyone else in cake while wearing paper spikes, a neon green skullcap, and fake vampire fangs.

• "Strategizing is Dangerous"
  • In order to abduct the campers for the next challenge, Dakota has to deploy a gas canister, wearing a sparkly gas mask as she does so. And while doing so, she gets jumpscared by Lightning shouting in his sleep.
    Lightning: As the representative of Milton industries, it is advised that any possession of the Milton Industries Seabreeze prototype cologne should not be used in accordance with the gas canisters. The carefully metered doses have been outlined by the Canadian Environmental Services for use in your entertainment.
  • When the campers wake up on the rafts, Lightning is still talking and has Gwen's boot in his hands. Gwen trying to pry it out causes her to fall into the water.
  • Lightning and Lindsay both call out the episodes Challenge as essentially the same thing as the previous episode, but they aren't wrong.
  • Mike, Violet, Jo, Carson, and B wind up staring at the same edge of their raft and cause it to tip over.
    Violet: PHYSICS!
  • Manitoba again makes a resurgence but now his team gets to understand the complaints of being Separated by a Common Language
  • When the maggots meet the giant octopus, they all let out curses.
    Manitoba/Mike: Crikey!
    Violet: Gee Willikers!
    Carson: H-E-Hockey Sticks!
    Jo: FUCK!
    Jo: (realizing that the octopus and her campers are staring at her dumbfounded) What was I supposed to say? Jinkies?
  • The cameos for this episode are revealed to be Shawn and Jasmine, Buried Alive, much to Jasmine's displeasure.
    Jasmine: DID YOU SAY DIG US UP?! YOU AND YOUR CONTRACTS HAVE SURE HAD THE FAIR SUCK OF THE SAV! WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE HOW MUCH YOU NEED TO GET STUFFED, OR BETTER YET, GO DOWN ON A WANKER AND YOU CAN TAKE YOUR CONTRACTS AND SHOVE THEM UP THE NEAREST BOGAN'S STUPID UNSHAVEN--
  • Quentin's delayed reaction to Chef saying they don't need to measure in pounds because they'll use kilograms.
  • Lindsay willingly dirities herself in a bid at trying a Fake Weakness strategy becuase she notices that B gets the restraints off of her team by faking that she broke her nail. Then she actually worries later in the episode if she did break a nail.
  • Carson questions why the island even has a swamp due to its sheer size.
  • Lindsay is described as goign on her hands and knees scraping her chest to find metal because that's where she hid the metal detecting component of the restraints.
  • The Rats manage to free Shawn and Jasmine from the cage but Jasmine breaks out, punches Quentin, and chases after Chris in a bit of Laser-Guided Karma.
  • Lightning and Lindsay both profess their fears at Chef splitting up the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom only for it not to cause an explosion.
  • The same cannot be said for when Chris fuses both halves of the marshmallow again, creating an explosion that causes Chris and Chef to fight a tree with rubber chickens, Quentin, Lindsay, and Jo to dig a hole, Gwen and DJ to scream at each other, Violet and Lightning to eat rocks, and Mike gasping between acrobatic stunts.
  • As a result of the abvoe incident, B makes a voice modulator that imitates chris imperfectly for the recap.
    Device that sounds like Chris: Fright, lake, water, and mutants. Carson and B were eliminated and now only eight remain. Who will make it throught he first merge and not touch the mushroom? Find out next time on Total! Llama, Revenge of the Ice cream!

• "Go Fish Yourself? Learn some Respect Yo!"
  • Mister Milton introduces the effects of the previous episode's accidental nuclear fusion.
    • Gwen tries to fight the sun and falls off the cliff.
    • Quentin and Violet get into a song war with the modern major general song only to be knocked over by Lightning.
    • Mike and Lindsay play go fish only for Mike to suddenly flip the table over and an animatronic parrot tries to duel with a swordfish only to be knocked over.
    • Jo braids Chris' blond wig while the latter is singing and then gets her hoodie eaten by Fang.
  • Staci's mom gets fired because of Nepotism prevention after she reveals that she knows Staci.
    Mrs. Donbrowski: Aww, but I was doing so good!
  • Immediately after it's the wooly beaver who has to deliver mail when Staci's mom is fired.
  • Owen lets out a Big "WHY?!" when the pastries on his large tray of food falls into the pool.
  • This episode features cameos from previous contestants. Courtney slightly breaks the fourth wall when the scene transitions to her and Duncan's cameo.
    Courtney: IT'S A MANSION!
  • Carmen experiences a Potty Emergency when after comforting Sierra she winds up getting whisked away by the latter after comforting her.
  • Owen knocks over Staci after interrupting Staci's story about her great great great grandma Celestina racing greyhounds.
  • Scott's cameo is rather simple but he drops a metaphor that doesn't quite land.
    Scott: If it ain't broke don't fix it and ruin it and oxidize it.
  • After Carmen gives a small interview she winds up the victim of a prank made by Max.
  • Another Max prank occurs when he hotwires the television to show Two Girls One Cup instead of an Avengers movie.
  • When the eliminated campers are allowed to vote someone back in, Mister Milton also mandates that they do a small pose before voting, and Staci's pose is interrupted when B kicks her into the booth.

• "Perfectly Acceptable"
  • The title drop is given early in the episode when Owen interrupts a house encompassing argument to find out if there's more cake and is indirectly encouraged to start shouting.
  • Lindsay has a moment to herself in the confessional where she's angry that everyone is angry but the shouting only makes things worse.
    Lindsay: But can we give this shouting and SCREAMING A REST?! HOW CAN WE MAKE STRATEGY IF WE'RE ALL SHOUTING?!
  • Late that night, Quentin meets up with Owen when the latter comes down for a snack and helps Owen come out of the closet, albeit not as smoothly.
    Owen: I can't believe it! I am Bothsexual!
    Quentin: The term is bisexual.
    Owen: Bi-othsexual?
    Quentin: Bisexual.
    Owen: Bothibisexual?
    Quentin: Bisexual
    Owen: Byzantine.
    Quentin: Just Go.
  • Fang is surprisingly adorable in a tuxedo as Chris presents the challenge, preparing a date for him.
  • Chris taunts the cast with mentions of Lindsay/Tyler, B/Gwen, Lightning/Jaiden, DJ/Quentin, Mike/Carmen.
    Mike: Okay for the record I don't like Carmen, she's not my type. She's VITO'S type!
  • Owen gets buried in chocolate for the first portion of the challenge and decides to stay there.
  • Ella is the first cameo and she makes her appearance with a song that causes Quentin to do a Double Take when she uses the word gay in the song itself.
  • Lindsay and Mike both fail the cart decorating challenge due to terrible stench and being culturally inappropriate.
  • Beth leads the final part of the challenge, a last person standing dance off, featuring some of her own lyrics. Chef and Fang also join in as back up dancers for some of them.
    • The first danceis set to a version of Sierra's song to Cody in World Tour with the lyrics changed to be more ambiguous.
    • The second dance is inspired by a novelty dance from the Philippines that eliminates Gwen when Quentin accidentally bumps into her. Quentin himself is eliminated when he winds up twerking rather than doing the actual dance.
    • Song Number three is Beth doing the double dream hands dance.
    • Jo wins on song number four, Chef's dance during the drill sergeant challenge, when Violet intentionally takes a dive.
  • Owen suddenly has the desire to become one with nature and as such misses the first portion of post-challenge strategy.
  • Owen also overhears Mike and Gwen talking to each other when he winds up in a tree and falls out onto his belly.
  • Lindsay and Mike try to orchestrate a split vote to see how Violet reacts when she gets a vote. To conceal this Mike tells Lindsay to bring out Chester, and when Chester does come out, Lindsay gets whacked in the head by Chester and a stick he picked up.
  • Lindsay's fake idol play to 'ensure' her loyalty starts with her pulling the leaf out of her cleavage.

• "HOW DO I STOP THIS CRAZY THING?!"
  • Owen's coming out scene to the rest of the campers turns out to be an Anti-Climax as the others merely accept him without much turmoil. He looks to a nearby Violet who explains it's a nonissue.
  • Lindsay manages to sucessfully manipulate Violet into thinking no one voted for her.
    Lindsay: I can't believe that worked!
  • Just like in canon, Chris reveals the million dollars to reincentivize the campers. Mike specifically transforms into Svetlana as the cast begins to argue among each other as to who gets the money.
  • Heather is responsible for the title drop and does so with a Dynamic Entry in the circle of others.
  • Violet and Owen start a conversation as to whether or not Mister Milton owns a weather drone.
  • Owen is assigned to make a jetpack, and in order to propell the jetpack, he has to use his Fartillery in a way similar to the wario waft.
  • Heather beats up Chris and steals the million and the Milton Blimp as the others stand idly by. Chris again has a period of nonchalance before Lindsay reminds Chris that most of his supplies are on the blimp.
    Chris: MY THESIS! MY GEMMIES!
  • At one point Violet tells Chris that calling Heather crazy is Sexist, which Lightning shouts isn't the time for.
    Lightning: No time for feminism, let's go!
  • Owen and Violet briefly talk to each other as Violet turns on her rocket, sending herself flying and leaving Owen confused.
  • Jo literally catches on fire when her lighter gets tangled into her hoodie.
  • Mike as Manitoba knocks over Quentin and Lindsay with Unsportsmanlike Gloating.
  • Lightning winds up hitching a ride with Mike as Owen causes his helicopter to plummet unceremoniously.
  • Apparently Fang makes cute drawings for his confessional and legal disclaimers.
  • Lindsay gets hit by Chris' gemmies and his thesis.
    Lindsay: The survival of wooly beavers and the effects on the Wawanakwa Macroecosystem by M.S candidate Christopher McLean?
  • Trash talking ensues between Jo and Quentin as they make their way on the blimp just before the MacGuffin Melee ensues.
  • Quentin wins immunity after getting hit in the head by the sliding case.

• "You try looking pretty and cooking!"
  • After Owen finds a cookie in the shape of Chris' head he falls over in pursuit of more cookies.
  • Chris' introduction gets derailed when Lindsay answers a rhetorical question.
    Chris: Who are [the cameos]? You won't know.
    Lindsay: Do you?
    Chris: What kind of question is that?
    Quentin: You haven't been the smartest before.
    Violet: The marshmallow fusion, the weird thing about the towers in the beginning, Mount Chrismore...
    Chris: It was a good idea!
    Mike: No it wasn't
    Chris: Well what do you know? I have a masters and you don't
    Lightning: Then why are you wasting all of our sha-time with this argument?
  • After the exchange above and the challenge begins, Chris slams a box over a radioactive set of cooking ingredients, and causes a small boom.
  • Owen gets mauled by a wooly beaver after mistaking it for provided ingredients.
  • Lindsay finds an unmentionable in the supplies and Dakota again has to get rid of it, only for Mike to find another similar item.
  • Chris throws a radioactive Marshmallow into a fire, causing a small explosion, and resulting in a cooking by the book parody.
  • Mike makes a meal that includes balut, borscht, pumpernickel bread, and vegemite.
  • Similarly, Lindsay makes le tune al lasagna with artisan green tuna and locally grown, grass fed wheat.
  • Owen presents ONE beignet to be split with six mushrooms for the three judges.

• "Dead by Drama"
  • Just like in canon, Chris is flung into the communal bathrooms, this time courtesy of Zoey rather than Scott.
  • The above mentioned incident results in the other cameo, Noah, having to explain what to do. The problem is no one really recognizes him until the end of the conversation.
  • Zoey, or rather, Commando Zoey, has an innate talent of comedic timing when she shoots the campers with her spaghetti. Poor Owen and Lindsay get the worst of it.
    Lindsay: Sometimes the makeup gods just don't want you to be happy.
  • Mike still finds himself attracted to Commando Zoey during the challenge, but the distraction causes him to duck behind a tree and get choked by a bird with a long frog-like tongue.
  • Owen points out his Acrofatic tendencies when he and Mike wind up climbing the same tree and talking.
  • Owen is out of breath when Zoey runs into him again. Zoey takes pity on Owen and lets him run away, only for Owen to run into a bear cave and back towards Zoey, who shoots him.
  • At one point Lightning jumps on Lindsay. When Lindsay complains Lightning says he has to go sha-fast. Then Zoey blasts her offscreen with the force of a giant cannonball.
  • Once again, Zoey winds up in the arms of the bear who has a crush on her.
  • The campers diffuse the tension of the ceremony by arguing with Chris if they'd be the fifteenth or fourteenth person voted out.
  • As a parting gift, Zoey and Noah tamper with the newly recalibrated catapult, and it throws Chef and Chris into the water.

• "Finale"
  • The first challenge has Violet instantly guessing what the challenge is and the others piecing together all the other components of the challenge.
  • Cameron is the first cameo of the episode and he features as a Beast Master who rides on the backs of the several Wooly Beavers.
  • Again, Lindsay screams a fellow contestant's name when she realizes that they were left behind in the chaos. This time the others couldn't really care.
  • When Violet asks what kind of thing Larry is, Chris has this to say on his behalf.
    Chris: HE TAKES OFFENSE TO BEING CALLED A THING YOU KNOW?!
  • A small Macguffin Melee breaks out over Larry's flower as the final four essentially all have their hands on the flower at the same time.
  • Beardo, the second cameo of the episode, announces Izzy's official cameo only to be interrupted when the latter crashes through the walls of the amphitheater.
  • When Owen goes to cast his jury vote the confessional collapses.