Funny / The White Vault

• The recording where the Outpost Fristed team discovers teeth and a heart inside the box they recovered? Horrifying. The file name being "FUCK THAT BOX"? Hilarious.
  • The documentarian delivers these words with the same evenness she uses for the rest of the series, but her voice actor Hem Cleveland mentioned having trouble with it. Particularly, she was trying not to say this like, "Well, fuck *that* box!"
• In season 4, Eva makes an offhand reference to Simon and Raimey being alike in that they both hate bugs. Raimey is confused and says that Simon is fine with bugs... only for Simon to reveal that he hates them too and has been lying about it for their entire five-year relationship. Eva apologizes for blowing his cover.
• At one point in an otherwise tearjerking record of being trapped alone in a cave with an injury and a dwindling food supply, Simon notes that he's been keeping time by singing the songs from The Phantom of the Opera.
• The non-canonical Patreon-exclusive The White Vault: the Musical is a collection of hilarious moments:
  • Jonas begins by reassuring the group that everyone is certain to survive... because they have coffee.
  • David Ault sings Walter's parts as over-the-top as possible, peaking with a drawn-out "Will there be money?" when the rest of the team is discussing exploring the village.
  • Karina's appearance outside the bunker after she's taken by the creatures is one of the more eerie moments of the second season. In the musical, however...
  Karina: Yo bitches, I'm back!
  • The group finds Walter's camera after he's been taken and promptly has their optimism killed:
  Jonas: Maybe somehow he's alive.
  Walter (in the recording): (Pained, terrified screaming)
  Jonas: Nope.
  Graham: No.
  Rosa: Nuh-huh.
  • Graham dramatically declares that he won't let the monsters take Rosa because he loves her, prompting Jonas to ask "What about me?" Upon confirming that Jonas has coffee, Graham declares his love for Jonas as well.
  • Almost immediately after his Declaration of Protection, Graham sings that he has a plan... and is immediately pulled below the ice by a monster.