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  • When someone shouts "God is dead!" at Danyael's rally, Gabriel turns and gives the guy a shove.
  • Gabriel being questioned by the police after Danyael is shot and killed.
    Detective: [looking at Gabriel's driver's license] There's no date of birth. Why is that?
    Detective: Well, why don't you tell me. How old are you?
    Gabriel: [Beat] Thirty-nine.
  • Zophael turning his head in the direction of the door buzzing to grant him entry...after he executes a Bavarian Fire Drill on the desk sergeant.
  • Gabriel swiping a donut from a food table as he leaves the police station.
  • This line from Gabriel and Zophiel's stand-off in the police station.
    Gabriel: [to Zophiel] I like it here. I even learned to drive.
  • Gabriel's remark to Danyael after they cross paths following the latter's resurrection:
    Gabriel: What's it like to wake up as dead meat with the buzzards circling?
  • Zophiel questioning the donut shop clerk, ending with his threat:
    Zophiel: You answer my question, or I'll personally see to it that you spend the next millennium chained to a damp wall, wondering just what that is that's been winding its way up through your bowels for the last 750 years.
  • This exchange:
    Zophiel: Killing you would be so easy.
    Gabriel: Yeah? Fried food can kill me. A mugger can kill me. You're not so special down here, "Jones!"
    • Followed by Gabriel's brief but awesome speech about sex:
      Gabriel: Ever been with a woman, Zophiel? It's like dying. You moan, you cry out, you get to a place that has you begging for release. Once, I was the Angel of Death. Now I die every night, when I have the cash.
  • As he corners Maggie who scrambles to find her gun, Zophiel nonchalantly notes he knows she keeps a gun in her glove compartment ever since she was mugged in "that cul-de-sac."
  • Zophiel's amusement after Maggie causes her truck to go off the road.
  • Gabriel playing his trumpet in tune with an instrumental piece as he drives down the road.

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