Funny / The Lazer Collection

• Lazer Collection 1
  • The first skit of the series, where the floating head of Colin Mochrie shows up, while pretending to give wishes. But his real purpose is toFIREMAHLAZERBLAHHH!!!
  • Spider-Man meets Dr. Octogonapus:
    Spidey: "Oh my god, it's Alfred Molina!"
    Doctor Octogonapus: "DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

• Lazer Collection 2
  • "Excuse me, do you know the time?" - "Sure, it's errm, half past—"BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
  • "Hey, Jimmy, what's the answer to number 2?" "BLLLLAAAAAAHHHH!" "...okay. blaaaaaaaah."
  • "Shoopus mah whoopus!"
  • "...the heck is in there?" "DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLA—" "OH GOD OH GOD NO OH MY BLLLAAARRRGGGHHH!"

• Lazer Collection 3
  • The officer's mug in Part 3 changing its text in every single scene ("I Hate Mondays," "I Hate Dolphins," "I Hate Sand," etc.)
  • Further his line of "Just. Pure. ENERGY."
  • "Uh, ahem. Uh, Phil?" "Hey, man. What's up?" "I got you some... (gasp) jelly beans!" (beat) "Alright, cool." (car pops out of can and crushes Phil; trunk opens and lazers gifter)
  • "DOCTOR OCTO-MOTHER-*bleep*ING-GONAPUS BBBBBBBBBBBLAAAAAAH!"
  • Randal wonders where the killer (that is, Doctor Octogonapus) is to his chief. Cue Octogonapus showing up behind them with a goofy smile.
  • "IMMA FIRIN' - a mediocre employee."

• Lazer Collection "4"
  • The part is just a bunch of poorly drawn sketches, clearly in response to how pestered Dom Fera was.

• Lazer Collection 5
  • The Even the Subtitler Is Stumped moment at the beginning.
  • Anytime Doctor Octogonapus shows up in his Humongous Mecha that he just has for some reason. Especially the fanfare of "OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" whenever it shows up.
  • "....shush shush shush shush shushhhhh......
  • "YOU! ARE! A! BLAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"
  • "Oh, boy! I've always wondered what's in dad's briefcase! Why am I British?"
  • "Your steak was cooked to perfection. You know nothing of good food. BLAAAARRRGGGHHH!"
  • "I'm gonna pop this kids balloon. And then, I'm gonna run some errands! The upstairs bathroom is out of hand soap!" [crazed laugh]
    Bully pops balloon. "GREAT JOB!" appears onscreen and he flies away with rocket blasts from his feet as happy music plays.

• Lazer Collection 6/7
  • The final sketch of Part 7. The trombone looks like the perfect culprit for more shoopage, and the entire sketch is buildup to that fateful blow. Finally, it's about to happen... cue the Piano Drop!
    Dr. Octogonapus: I'm sorry! I'm new and I don't have hands! (cue a second Piano Drop)

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