Funny / The Happy Spaceman

Standard Reviews

• Metropolis vs. Metropolis (2001)
• Interstella 5555
• Rock of Ages
• Monster Mash
• My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
• Eat Me: A Zombie Musical
  • Spaceman describing Lance, who wears a chicken suit, as having walked off the set of Family Guy.
  • Spaceman mishearing the title of "Ten Ton Cheese" as "Tits And Cheese", "Tintin Cheese", and "Tom-Tom Cheese".
• The Wall: Live In Berlin
• One Direction: This Is Us
• High School Musical
• Daft Punk's Electroma
  • Spaceman screaming in terror at the sight of Thomas and Guy-Manuel's "human" faces.
• Frozen (2013) (with QuilSniv)
• Labyrinth
  • The Training Montage which consists of Spaceman doing push-ups, lifting his two Stratocasters, and hitting a punching bag, hurting his hand on the latter.
• Annie (2014)
• High School Musical 2
• The Nutty Squirrels Present
• My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
• Phantom of the Paradise (two parts)
  • Spaceman shows off how much of a fan of the film he is by having the movie's poster on his bedroom wall.
  Spaceman Because nothing helps me sleep better than the sight of Paul Williams laughing at me.
  • Spaceman refers to the love scene between Phoenix and Swan as the two of them "doing the schmiggity."
  • When Swan starts rapidly aging, Spaceman describes his appearance as looking like "he faceplanted in some pizza".
  • The review ends with Spaceman imitating Phoenix's dancing.
• Sunday School Musical
  • When showing the trailer, Spaceman notes that the poor audio mixing makes it sound like the narrator is interrupted by the movie's dialogue.
  Narrator!Spaceman: The most inspirational...the most exciting...musi-
  Spaceman, outside somewhere: Yeah, yeah, yeah, can you speed it up, narrator? I haven't got all day. I want to be out of this film as soon as possible!
  Narrator!Spaceman: Um...o-okay.
  • Spaceman claiming that the banner in the auditorium was made by the same person who drew the cover of Pantera's debut album, showing the cover of said album and a picture of a toddler.
  • During Zach's rooftop dance scene, the closed captioning says "le epic dance music".
• High School Musical 3: Senior Year
• Zombieworld
• The OTHER Monster Mash
  • Spaceman's discovery that more than one Monster Mash movie exists.
  Spaceman:...what?
  • Spaceman responds to the lead actors' obviously dubbed singing voices by showing off "his" singing voice, which consists of him enthusiastically lip-syncing to Queen Of The Reich by Queensrÿche.
  • Spaceman playing Vicinity of Obscenity over a scene of Igor headbanging.
• Z-O-M-B-I-E-S
  • When Zed kicks a football, it flies into space, bounces off pinball bumpers and blows up The Death Star before hitting Spaceman in the face.
  Spaceman: Ow...
  • Spaceman's confusion at the "Cheer Spirits" scene.
  Spaceman: Well, that was a thing that just happened.
  • Spaceman referring to Zed meeting Addison's parents as "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Of The Living Dead".
• Rock: It's Your Decision
  • The title card, which has Jeff and Spaceman imitating the "Woman Yelling At Cat" meme.
  • The video starts with choral music playing as Spaceman asks God for forgiveness, both for loving rock music and his own album being years overdue. After receiving no answer, he notices that he's not in a church...
  Spaceman: OH BOB SAGET, I LOCKED MYSELF IN THE CLOSET AGAIN!
  • Spaceman casually describing Jeff as an "average thirty-year-old teenager".
  • Spaceman comparing the pastor in Jeff's church to Dale Cooper, as well as this comment:
  Marty: I'm getting tired of hearing every Evangelist we get in here come in and tell me how sinful I am. Last year, it was "Get your hair cut," and now all we ever hear is "Turn off the trashy music!"
  Spaceman: Okay, Marty, I know you're upset that they had you get rid of your mullet, but trust me, it's for your own good. Believe me, I'd know.
  • When Jeff listens to a song with the lyrics "Devils and demons have taken your life", Spaceman plays the song backwards and hears Stairway To Heaven.
  Spaceman: My God, I knew it.
  • Spaceman's response to hearing Brother Owen say "Rock music is one of the most difficult things a Christian young person must deal with" is to simply let this Long List scroll by, accompanied by Galop Infernal:

BULLYING PUBERTY DRUGS DEPRESSION POVERTY ANXIETY MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES LEARNING ABOUT SAFE SEX BEING LGBT+ MAKING FRIENDS BEING STUCK IN A RURAL AREA PARENTS LEARNING TO DRIVE FINDING A SENSE OF IDENTITY TIGHT UNDERGARMENTS CHOOSING A COLLEGE FINDING A DATE SOCIAL SKILLS FINANCIAL ISSUES THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE EATING DISORDERS HOMEOSTASIS

• Every Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Special
  • Spaceman's two 9/11 jokes. The first joke is in the segment about the 1948 film, when Santa almost hits a plane and he says, "He almost hit American Airlines Flight 11!" The second joke is when he's talking about the 2001 film and the newspaper at the beginning having the headline about the Toy Taker is edited to have a small column in the corner titled "Also 9/11 lol" by Mike Rotch.

Was It Really That Bad?

• Hot Space by Queen
• Van Halen III by Van Halen
• Caress of Steel by Rush
  • When Spaceman first mentions Neal Peart, it takes him five tries to pronounce his last name correctly.
  • When discussing Rush's political leanings, Spaceman decides not to hold their libertarianism against them.
  Spaceman: I mean, even Spider-Man believed in Randian politics for a while. If he can bounce back from that, anyone can!
  • Spaceman mentions Prog Rock's tendency to avoid the common topics of Rock, which he lists as the following:

Girls Partying Drugs Sex Cars How awesome you are Did we mention girls? Vaguely political-sounding songs

• "Gandalf approves of appreciating Alex more. :3"
• As a Call-Back to the section where he discussed "I Think I'm Going Bald," Spaceman shows a Photoshopped image of himself bald. The results are...not pretty.

• Standing in the Spotlight by Dee Dee Ramone
• Music from "The Elder" by KISS

All Star Albums

• Slave to the Grind by Skid Row
  • After mentioning that Sebastian Bach joined the band by singing the final chorus of "Youth Gone Wild" in one breath, Spaceman attempts it himself to prove how difficult it is.
  Spaceman: (gasping for breath) Not easy!
  • Spaceman is taken aback upon discovering that TWO different Skid Row songs contain lyrics about lusting after your sister.
  Spaceman: Am I missing something? Or was Rachel [[Bolan]] secretly a fan of Oreimo?

Lists

• Top 10 Surprising One Hit Wonders
• Top 6 TheHappySpaceman Moments Of 2015
• Top 10 Follow-Up Albums
• Top 10 Silliest Muse Lyrics
  • Spaceman's impression of Matt Bellamy in a toilet.
  Spaceman-As-Matt: Wheeee! This is bloody pwoper!
• Top 6 TheHappySpaceman Moments Of 2016
• Top 6 Most Hated Christmas Songs
• Top 10 Worst Censored Lyrics
  • Spaceman seductively tearing pages out of a notebook and popping bubble wrap.
• Top 6 Favorite Christmas Songs
• Top 10 TheHappySpaceman Mistakes
  • Spaceman saying "What the hell is this?" when seeing that he misspelled his own name in three of his videos. It's the genuinely incredulous tone of his voice that sells it.
• Another Top 10 Worst Censored Lyrics
• Top 10 Scariest Childhood Moments (two parts)
  • Spaceman apologizing to his shoes.
• Top 6 TheHappySpaceman Moments Of 2019-2020
• 10 Album Covers That Were Changed After Release
  • While Spaceman considers the initial rerelease of Burn This Town by Battleaxe to be an improvement over the original, he does criticize it for misspelling the band's name, stating "There's no space in MY Battleaxe!"
  • Spaceman Breaking the Fourth Wall when he sees the changed cover for Surfing with the Alien by Joe Satriani.
  Spaceman: Where's the surfboard? Where's the alien? YOU'RE the alien, and I'm gonna hit you with a surfboard.
  • He also compares the font of the changed Surfing with the Alien cover to that of the NOW That's What I Call Music! CDs.
  • Right before the video ends, Spaceman mentions the album cover his viewers were most likely thinking of.
  Spaceman: "But wait!" I hear some of you say. "Aren't you gonna talk about the Scorpions' Virgin Killer cover? I mean, that's one of the most notorious changed album covers in history! It attracted controversy as recently as 2008! I mean, come on, you HAVE to talk about that album cover!" No. No I don't.

Miscellaneous

• In this video, Spaceman proves that you can headbang to anything.
• Behold, Muse combined with a good doggo.
• When Donald Trump was suspended from Twitter, Spaceman responded in a very mature way. Complete with Henry Rollins music.
• Doubles as a Moment of Awesome, the time he defeated a homophobe by RickRolling him.