Warning: Spoilers are unmarked on these pages. You Have Been Warned.
Given how this is one of those works where almost everyone notable in the story is either uncaring or straight-out evil to comical degrees, these moments are inevitable.
Episode 1: The Coffin
- In the cultist neighbor's apartment, you can find a copy of "Demon Summoning for Total Morons, volume 666", prompting Ashley to wonder if there are actually 665 prior volumes in the series.
- When Andrew starts struggling to cut the remainder of neighbor's corpse, Ashley can pester him into letting her stay and watch. As he continues to struggle, Ashley will, with complete sincerity, start loudly cheering him on to encourage him until he snaps at her to shut up. Which she misinterprets as a warning not alert the Wardens. Andrew then notices that Ashley is already drooling over the fresh meat, who snaps that she's just hungry, the blatant sociopathy of which eases his tensions over the ordeal.
- When cleaning up the neighbor's blood after his death, if you select the blood before getting the mop, the game asks you "What are you gonna do, lap it up with your tongue?"
- If you check in with Andy while he's stalling the Warden at the apartment door, it turns out he's negotiating to trade some porn books for packages of ramen by swapping them through the mail slot... and what's more, the Warden actually seems receptive!Warden: I don't wanna go into this blind! Read me a sample from one.
- “Never has it ever been a bad idea to make deals with devils.”
Episode 2: Graves
- If you walk in the street at the beginning of Episode 2, it cuts to black with the description "And then you were hit by a car. Just kidding! Get out of the road, stupid."
- The Six Eyes Cultists are more interested in the cake and coffee than the summoning rituals.
- Mrs. Grave's hilarious expressions that lie between suspicion and disgust every time she comes across the siblings experiencing yet another moment Incest Subtext. This can eventually jump all the way to her accusing her children of already crossing the line when they hadn't even considered the option yet.
- When trying to find rope to tie up their parents, Andrew decides to look through Mr. and Mrs. Grave's closet full of sex toys for the rope that was clearly used for bondage play. However, Andrew gets awkwardly caught by his father. As Andrew try comes up with an excuse and realizes telling the truth of how Andrew want to tie up his mother has some unfortunate implication, the best response Andrew can come up with is "I want to fuck myself??????". Cue a long awkward silence, before Mr. Graves ask Andrew where his mom is.
- The joke continues when Andrew gets his father at knife point with a cleaver and Mr. Graves blurts out "Andrew! W-weren't you supposed to be masturbating?".
- After tying up their parents, the siblings decide to steal their mother's credit card only to realize the card has a draw limit. When Andrew complains about being locked out, his spiteful mother's reply is "Ha! Suck it, bitch."
- Andrew rebuttal that now they are all going to have go through something much worse than a demonic ritual, the "wonders of customer service". Reality ensues as Ashley and Mrs. Graves have to wait through the caller cue while listening to a canned "please hold" message for "a quadrillion years."
