Funny / The Best Page in the Universe

• In "Sounds I Hate", Maddox suggests replacing the NFL theme music with a silly ditty on a kazoo. Turns out the effect is even funnier when applied to actual NFL footage.
• The end of his feud with Orbitz came about because of this email, which he didn't quite believe until the post-script at the end sealed it:
  Hello Maddox,
  This is Orbitz.
  
  I'm so sorry.
  
  Sincerely,
  Orbitz
  
  P.S. I Am Orbitz
  "There you have it. It's settled."
• Maddox flying to Dubai—a 7,800-mile trip—just so he could verify that his site was banned in the UAE, leave printouts of his website to taunt the ban, and make a Gag Penis out of the Burj Khalifa.
  "I have mastered all things petty. Game over."

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