Funny / The Amazing Atheist

• In Trailer Failure- "(After a series of double entendres) You know what my favorite part of the female anatomy is? The spleen. Followed by the appendix."
  • The Distressed Watcher dancing to the Legend Of Zelda theme.
    • invoked His critique of the Idiot Plot in Revenge of the Sith and how obviously evil Palpatine was. "Don't Worry. You'll get what's coming to you." "Oh good." and "That would be like creating a grenade that instead of exploding told you really boring stories in the hope that you would kill yourself.
• "I gotta go to the bathroom for a minute."
• In his "Alejandro" video: "Dance gay Nazi slaves, DANCE."
• This video.
• "This is like what the other people in the JamesBond world do."
• This video where he talked about how utterly depressed (and suicidal) he gets after getting Bella Swan as a result on "What Famous Book Character are You?" is pretty damn hilarious.
• MARIO... IS... REAL!!!
  • "I fucking wanna know, how do you qualify real? 'If people know about it, then it's real, but Scooby Doo's not real, even though people do know about him. Why? Because Scooby Doo's a dog. Dogs don't fucking count!'"
  • "Mario's real! Congratulations, Internet! Mario is fucking real! *beat* MAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOO! ITZA ME, MARIOOOOO! ITZA ME! I'M REAL NOW! I'M A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, BUT I'M ALSO SOMEHOW FUCKING REAL!" All while jumping up in down in rage. Hilarious.
  • "Actually, yes, in order to be a Satanist, YOU HAVE TO WORSHIP SATAN." (And by extension, believe that he exists. You know, like how an atheist wouldn't?).
  • His response to the idiot asking him what God did to him: "He created YOU! YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON, YOU REPUGNANT PILE OF PUSILLANIMOUS SHIT! I DESPISE YOU SO!" *shifts tone to his usual calmness* "That kinda pisses me off."
• TJ arguing with a Troll doll.
  • One letter ends as "get you so new glasses so u can see the smexi in just okay so'." When TJ is understandably baffled by this, the troll doll explains that they were hungry when they wrote that, and wanted some queso, which is then clarified as "some Mexican cheese dip", and that it was influencing what they were writing at the time.
  • Troll doll: ''You have no life but to bag on people, and it's not fucking funny. Justin Bieber probably doesn't hate you?! You wanna know why ?! Cuz he doesn't know you! He is an inspiration to millions of people! He came from a small town in Canada! He played hockey and learned to play piano drums and guitar!''
  TJ: What the hell are piano drums?!
  Troll doll: *scoffs* I don't use commas don't you know?!''
• WHAT KINDA BREAD?!
• "Remember that time that your dad molested you? Remember that time... Cody Weber?"
• His reaction to a self-proclaimed psychic saying "Scientists come up with scientific explanations when they can't explain things".
  • His comparison to her claiming that God is killing fish and birds to get ready for the apocalypse, to the Rocky training montage.
• I FAP IN DEFIANCE OF YOU, JESUS CHRIST LORD AND SAVIOR!!!
• The (apparently unscripted) end of the "RIOTS!" video. First TJ encourages Cody to step in front of the camera and say something significant (which results in "cupcakes and glitter"), and then we get this gem:
  Cody: Your breath smells like a hooker's butthole.
  TJ: (deadpan) That's not a coincidence.
• The end of "Top Ten Sequels (that are better than the original).
  "Number Zero - The Godfather Part II. I've never seen it, but a lot of people say it's good. So it probably is!"
• BACON LORD! Sentences you to DEATH!!!
• His parody of Rick Santorum's political ad in this video.
  • It's fuckin' scary, and everyone's gonna walk in lock-step and trees will be symmetrical!
• GRINCH DUB
• TJ's total breakdown in this video about a really crazy Straw Feminist who seems to literally think that every form of sexual activity performed by a man means that he supports rape. Especially when poor TJ screams with outrage at the list maker and later starts laughing hysterically.
• When addressing a young racist:
  "Oh, there are black people. I forget sometimes."
• From his "Christian 'Disproves' Evolution?" video and its follow-up, any number of things, but special mention must go to his "Sun goes up" bit.
• The Redneck History series. No seriously, the entire thing.
• The "That's not rape!" video. Crosses the Line Twice doesn't begin to describe it, but it's glorious, especially the "Maternity Ward" skit. (Warning. Shock humor on a sensitive topic.)
  • "I try to see the faces of those who have raped me, but all I can see is the cast of 3rd Rock from the Sun."
• Him going off on some guy named Jason for masturbating to his grandma's photo at the beginning of the "Ben Shapiro doesn't understand anything" video.