Funny / Alternate Reality DBZ

• Vegeta's Christmas present to Gozar: A phone call from a DBZ Voice Actor. Three guesses who it is...
  Kyle Hebert: "This is Kyle Hebert, I'm the voice of Teen Gohan from Dragon Ball Z. Kinda heard through the grapevine that you've been, uh, talking smack about my character. I just like to tell ya that you suck. Gohan happens to be a great character. In fact, one of the greatest characters ever created! And you'd be lucky if he gave you the time of day, dude! So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here! Get a life you loser! Oh, and thanks for watching!"
• Pretty much anything Vegeta says.
  Vegeta: WOMAN! MAKE ME BROWNIES!!!
  In the Super Android 13 retelling: You took my drunken body, and you... you... YOU DEFLOWERED MY FANNY!!!!