Funny / Suicide for Hire

• Hunter's idea of utilitarianism. In a later strip he says "I ended up getting an A, but the teacher told me not to come back until my thinking conforms with conventional society. So I'm thinking I just got myself an off-period."
• Fun with magnets.
  Arcturus: "We should make 'get the fuck out ' happen. Like now."
• "Suicide prevention hotline! What's your matter?" "STOP SCARING AWAY OUR CUSTOMERS!"