Funny / Suction Cup Man

Suction Cup Man!

• After getting fed up with Suction Cup Man, Business Guy attempts to get him off... by using plungers. He promptly falls off the tower.
  Suction Cup Man: For a guy in a suit, you're pretty fucking stupid!
  • The way Business Guy falls off the tower differs between the original and remastered versions of the episode. In the remastered version, he manages to stick one plunger on the window before immediately losing his grip. In the original version, he misses the wall entirely. Furthermore, the police notice Suction Cup Man because here Business Guy crashed onto their police car, right when they were just getting back from getting donuts. This act causes the two of them to stop in their tracks before looking up and seeing Suction Cup Man.
• The entire exchange between Suction Cup Man and the Police Officer
  Police Officer: Hey, get the fuck down!
  Suction Cup Man: SUCK MY DICK!
  Police Officer: This is illegal!
  Suction Cup Man: I know that, but fuck you anyway!
  Police Officer: Wh-fuck you!
  Suction Cup Man: Fuck you!
  Police Officer: Fuck you!
  Suction Cup Man: Hey, I wrote you a song!
  Police Officer: (Beat) What?
  Suction Cup Man: It goes a little something like this! (strums guitar a few times) FUCK YOU!

Suction Cup Man 2: The Suck for America

• After the missile crashes down, North Korea Boy sees Suction Cup Man's suction cups still attached to the missile with no sight of his body. He thinks he's dead when...
  North Korea Boy: You may have delayed my plans this time, man with suction cup. But you won't be around the next time I- OH FUCK!
  Suction Cup Man, singing as he's gliding down from a parachute: Oh, you're a biiiitch! You're a BIIIIITCH! You're a bitch! BITCH!
  Suction Cup Man: Thanks North Korea, you've been horrible. Fuck off!
  • The face NKB makes as SCM is singing and later in the Spinning Paper which mentions that North Korea's nuclear launch program has been cancelled (and the caption below NKB reads "Fuck, I don't know").
    • And the rest of the article is reciting the opening monologue of Cars.
• The ending scene where Suction Cup Man visits Business Guy in the hospital by climbing up to his window.
  Suction Cup Man: How's it going, Mr. No Bones?
  Business Guy: Jesus Christ! What the fuck is your problem?!
  Suction Cup Man: I haven't seen you since last fall!
  Business Guy: Nurse? NURSE!
  Suction Cup Man: Presidential pardon, bitch! You can't do shit! Look at me go!
  Business Guy: *SCREAMING*

Suction Cup Man 3: One Hell of a Climb

• When Business Guy says he was prepared for Suction Cup Man this time, he pulls out a weapon (of sorts):
  Suction Cup Man: HOLY SHIT, is that a water gun? My God, man, YOU'RE INSANE!
  Business Guy: There's more to it!
  Suction Cup Man: Let me guess, heh, you filled it with piss!
  (Business Guy remains silent)
  Suction Cup Man: Wait, you DID fill it with piss?! (shields himself with suction cup)
• While Suction Cup Man is beginning to climb out of hell, he insults Satan by yelling "At least I don't look like a giant ketchup bottle!" Satan then looks in the mirror and has a rather literal Tomato in the Mirror moment.
  • And when Suction Cup Man escapes from hell, singing a song insulting him, all Satan can manage is a No, You style comback.
    Suction Cup Man: (playing guitar throughout) Go eat a dick! That's right, go eat a dick! Go eat a dick, dick, dick! Go eat a big ol' dick! Go eat a dick. (plays a short tune on his harmonica then jumps back through the portal)

Suction Cup Man 4: Business Or Pleasure

• The episode starts with Business Guy in court to sue Suction Cup Man. After Business Guy gives his opening statement, the judge asks SCM if he has an opening...only to find the defense table empty and the man himself on the ceiling spider-style.
  • SCM falls off the ceiling while gesturing, but immediately shoots back up to his suction cups when threatened.
• As it turns out, SCM owns a massive pile of cups that he practically sleeps on top of. The look on his face when the repo men discover his stash is hilarious.
  • SCM argues they can't take away his cups because he was "CLIMB Magazine's Climber of the Year". While SCM is on the cover of said magazine, the inside is just a two-page spread of hands flipping the bird.
  • The repo company is called "OOPS! We Took Your Shit".
• In SCM's lowest moment, an old man who looks oddly like Morgan Freeman comes to sit with him on a park bench. The old man starts by saying that everyone has a purpose in life, and Suction Cup Man listens hopefully... until the old man finishes by saying that SCM has lost his purpose forever, and walks off as quickly as he entered.
• Gina identifies SCM's purchase as the "Rock Bottom Bondage Beginner Set", furthering the joke of how far SCM has fallen.
• When SCM tries to show off his "knot-tying" hobby - where he makes a noose out of a rope - Gina asks "Are you good?" with a great reaction face.
• When SCM is legally banned from owning any climbing-grade suction cups... he buys an alternate type of suction cup. And unfortunately for his target, the suction cups are from a sex shop.
  • The buildup to this reveal is amazing. It cuts to our villain sitting at his desk, enjoying his peace and quiet... and then he hears the distinctive pop of a suction cup, causing him to bolt upright from his chair. Then another suction cup pop causes the coffee in his mug to vibrate like in Jurassic Park. He runs to a window, does an Eye Pop, looking around in terrified desperation as he hears the continued pops, eventually checking every window in his office. The music grows ever more tense and louder, the coffee is shown again with the vibrations coming even faster, and eventually SCM's shadow appears... with a dildo on his helmet sticking up like a unicorn horn prominently displayed, being the only warning before, finally, with an orchestral swell in a Triumphant Reprise of Suction Cup Man's theme, we see him... using suction cup dildos to climb the tower. The combination of Business Guy's genuine trepidation in the face of suction cup plop noises, the music that would be more appropriate for the final act of a superhero movie, and the obscene audacity of Suction Cup Man using brightly-colored, mosaic-blurred (on the YouTube edition, at least) plastic dicks to defeat the court order create a Bathos of the highest order. It's SCM's finest hour and the funniest single moment in the series, all in one.
    Suction Cup Man: (covered in suction cup dildos, shouting in defiance while pumping his fist in the air) I'M PENIS MAN!
  • Business Guy's reaction to the declaration is the angriest reply he's ever given.
    Business Guy: (After SCM declares himself Penis Man) NO! THE FUCK! YOU ARE NOT!!
  • He even wrote a song about it!
    Suction Cup Man: Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis—
    Business Guy: STOP SAYING PENIS!
    Suction Cup Man: (chipper as anything) Penis!
    Business Guy: FUCK!
    • If you look closely at SCM, he's struggling to sing "penis" over and over again quickly. His smile fades as he takes on a look of increasing concentration.
  • When SCM pulls out his guitar, the camera briefly cuts to Business Guy giving him the angriest, vein-poppingest, most utterly hilarious Death Glare ever animated, complete with a glass smashing sound effect. Poor guy thought he was rid of the torment, and then this happens...
  • Business Guy gets so flustered, he accidentally calls his employee "Penis."
  • Penis Man is fascinated by the sound his new "cups" make. He demonstrates, much to Business Guy's disgust, and claims that it's "what good mac and cheese sounds like!"
• The sex jokes don't stop in this sequence- when the cops arrive, one announces that "we came as soon as we heard all the screaming." SCM responds with "That's a weird thing to come to!"
• The most succinct summation of the series yet:
  Business Guy: ...JESUS CHRIST, I JUST WANT YOU OFF MY FUCKING TOWER!
  (Beat)
  Suction Cup Man: Well, since that ain't gonna happen...
• When we first see the inside of SCM's hut, there is a framed picture of a suction cup on a stool, and a plaque that says "succ shin cup" similar to "live laugh love." The next time we see the inside of SCM's hut, the picture has been replaced with that of a dildo on a stool, and a plaque that says "penis penis penis." The i in the first penis is dotted with a heart.
• One cop lampshades how unusual the situation is in a terribly sincere, "aw shucks" tone.
  Cop: What a wacky situation! finger snaps
• When Business Guy finally relents and takes back his lawsuit, SCM happily flies away on his parachute with a shout of "LOOK AT ME GO!", but leaves his climbing equipment stuck on Business Guy's window.
• SCM realizes after getting his suction cups back that now he has to do something about the replacements he'd stocked up on. Cut back to Business Guy's office, now overtaken by mountains of suction-cup dildos.

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