History Funny / SuctionCupMan

* In SCM's lowest moment, an old man comes to sit with him on a park bench. The old man starts by saying that everyone has a purpose in life, and Suction Cup Man listens hopefully... until the old man finishes by saying that SCM has lost his purpose forever, and walks off as quickly as he entered.

-->'''Suction Cup Man:''' (covered in suction cup dildos, shouting in defiance while pumping his fist in the air) ''I'M PENIS MAN!''

-->'''Business Guy:''' (After SCM declares himself Penis Man) ''NO! THE'' '''FUCK!''' ''YOU ARE'' '''''NOT!!'''''

** The way Business Guy falls off the tower differs between the original and remastered versions of the episode. In the remastered version, he manages to stick one plunger on the window before immediately losing his grip. In the original version, he misses the wall entirely.

-->'''Suction Cup Man''': How's it going, Mr. No Bones?
-->'''Business Guy''': Jesus Christ! What the fuck is your problem?!
-->'''Suction Cup Man''': I haven't seen you since last fall!
-->'''Business Guy''': Nurse? '''NURSE!'''
-->'''Suction Cup Man''': Presidential pardon, [[ThisIsforEmphasisBitch bitch]]! You can't do shit! Look at me go!
-->'''Business Guy''': '''''*SCREAMING*'''''

* In SCM's lowest moment, an old man comes to sit with him on a park bench. The old man starts by saying that everyone has a purpose in life, and Suction Cup Man listens hopefully...until the old man finishes by saying that SCM has lost his purpose forever, and walks off as quickly as he entered.

-->'''Suction Cup Man''': (covered in suction cup dildos, shouting in defiance while pumping his fist in the air) ''I'M PENIS MAN!''

-->'''Business Guy''': (After SCM declares himself Penis Man) ''NO! THE'' '''FUCK!''' ''YOU ARE'' '''''NOT!!'''''

--->'''Suction Cup Man''': ''Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis--''\\
'''Business Guy''': STOP SAYING PENIS!\\
'''Suction Cup Man''': (chipper as anything) Penis!\\
'''Business Guy''': ''FUCK!''
*** If you look closely at SCM, he’s struggling to sing "penis" over and over again quickly. His smile fades as he takes on a look of increasing concentration.

-->'''Business Guy''': ...''JESUS'' '''CHRIST''', I JUST WANT YOU OFF MY FUCKING TOWER!\\

'''Suction Cup Man''': Well, since that ain't gonna happen...

-->'''Cop''': What a wacky situation! ''finger snaps''

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'''Suction Cup Man:''' Wait, you DID fill it with piss?! ''(shields himself with suction cup)''

-->'''Police Officer''': What?

-->'''Suction Cup Man''': ''Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis--''\\

** Business Guy gets so flustered, he accidentally calls his employee "Penis".

** The buildup to this reveal is ''amazing.'' It cuts to our villain sitting at his desk, enjoying his peace and quiet... and then he hears the distinctive ''pop'' of a suction cup, causing him to bolt upright from his chair. Then another suction cup ''pop'' causes the coffee in his mug to vibrate [[ShoutOut like in Jurassic Park]]. He runs to a window, does an EyePop, looking around in terrified desperation as he hears the continued ''pops'', eventually checking every window in his office. The music grows ever more tense and louder, the coffee is shown again with the vibrations coming even faster, and eventually SCM's shadow appears... with a dildo on his helmet sticking up like a unicorn horn prominently displayed, being the only warning before, finally, with an ''orchestral swell'' in a TriumphantReprise of Suction Cup Man's theme, we see him... using [[RefugeInAudacity suction cup dildos to climb the tower.]] The combination of Business Guy's genuine trepidation in the face of ''suction cup plop noises'', the music that would be more appropriate for the final act of a superhero movie, and the obscene audacity of Suction Cup Man using brightly-colored, mosaic-blurred (on the Youtube edition, at least) plastic dicks to defeat the court order create a Bathos of the highest order. It's SCM's finest hour and the funniest single moment in the series, all in one.

** Business Guy's reaction to the declaration is the angriest reply he's ever given.

-->'''Business Guy''': (After SCM declares himself Penis Man) ''NO THE'' '''FUCK''' ''YOU ARE'' '''''NOT!!'''''

*** If you look closely at SCM, he’s struggling to sing "penis" over and over again quickly.

** Business Guy's reaction to the declaration is the angriest reply he's ever given.
-->'''Business Guy''': (After SCM declares himself Penis Man) ''NO THE'' '''FUCK''' ''YOU ARE'' '''''NOT!!'''''

-->'''Suction Cup Man''': ''Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis--''\\

'''Business Guy''': ''FUCK!'''