Funny / Star Wars Tales

• The Real Life Tales of Dave Land which ran as humorous side-stories featuring editor Dave Land and members of the Tales staff featured a good one when Land is introducing an issue focusing on stories about Mace Windu, "the most powerful Jedi of all", when Yoda shows up. This exchange follows:
  Yoda: Hmph! Most powerful Jedi, you say?
  Dave: Well, no offence, but you're just a puppet.
  Yoda: Wrong you are. Digital I have become. <disappears and reappears>
  Dave: Um, where did you go?
  Yoda: Over the internet I have travelled. Destroyed your credit rating I have.
• "All rise for the honorable Judge Palpatine." Cue the Force choke that sends everyone out of their seats.
• After a conversation with Darth Vader, Wilhuff Tarkin starts drinking coffee and begins to choke. Vader is immediately accused of Force-choking him (he wasn't - Tarkin was just choking on his coffee).
  Vader: Hey, I'm not doing anything.