- Sam needs someone (the vice president of the United States) to stay where they are without killing them. ("SECURE") How does he do it? He nonchalantly blasts both of his kneecaps with his pistol, of course.
- Taking a hostage near a wall will give Sam the option of smashing their head into it. Smash an enemy's head into a light switch and it will turn the light off. Bonus funny points if Sam's randomly chosen comment is "Lights out".
- Another of his Bond One-Liners after a wall smash: "Yeah, you'll definitely have to pay for sex now."
- How about this conversation from Sam's Navy SEAL days?Vic: My kids never draw me pictures or write or anything.
SEAL: They don't write 'cause you can't read, man.
Vic: Laugh it up. But when I get out of here-
Sam: You're going to kindergarten?
SEAL: You know I hear that they've got entrance exams in kindergarten now, Sam... I dunno if Vic's gonna make it in.
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