Funny / Splinter Cell: Double Agent

• Some of the information Sam gets when interrogating a guard is hilarious enough to make you want to spare the guy. This one is made all the funnier because the guard has a very heavy Russian accent:
  Sam: This is not your lucky day.
  Mercenary: Kill me if you want, I tell you nothing.
  Sam: I respect your loyalty to your captain.
  Mercenary: The captain? You're after that pig? Why didn't you say so?
  Sam: Start with what you don't like about him.
  Mercenary: He drinks! Like a fish! And then he turns into raving lunatic!
  Sam: What's he like when he's not drinking?
  Mercenary: He's asleep.
  And if you force more answers out of him:
  Mercenary: (Hopefully) Are you going to kill him?
  Mercenary: Are you going to kill me?
• The console version's Shanghai mission starts with Sam being forced to land the helicopter he's in due to the pilot suddenly going unconscious. After they land, Moss is standing outside the chopper looking down and to the left with his arms crossed while Sam walks out, Moss glances over to Fisher as he walks closer and looks away again, Sam crosses his arms too, and then Moss points at him to pettily declare that "You fly like crap".

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