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• Penny's Resident Evil 2 Claire A story run - which put her on the YouTube map - is wonderful, but the her Leon B run alongside Scout Young and Alfred Coleman (yes, the one who pissed on the moon) is full of bangers.
  • Penny obliterates a zombie with the infinite minigun. Alfred responds.
    Alfred: That zombie was waking the fuck up, and you said "go back to sleep and starve"!
  • Scout pretends to be one of the zombies right before Penny kills it. She and Alfred freak out until Scout "returns" and they agree never to speak of this again.
    Alfred: I actually started crying.
  • The first episode's namesake.
    Penny: Hey, Alfred, watch this. (opens a locker and a zombie falls out)
    Alfred: AHH! (right up on the mic) I'm going to FUCKING murder you, you fucking RUDE BITCH -
• The SpongeBob Movie Game stream
  • Mindy's psychotic behaviour during the desert slide race...
  Mindy: You have a limited amount of time—(Penny skips the rest of the dialog)
  Penny: ...oh my god. Mindy just said that it is inevitable that I will die.
  Penny!Mindy: You have a limited amount of time.
  Penny: Mindy, what are you gonna do? ...Mindy?
  (Long Beat)
  Penny!Mindy: Watch your back.
  • ...and the Dream Sequence near the end of the game.
  Penny!Mindy: If [Goofy Goober] gets too far away from you, you'll have to use ranged attacks. (Beat) Here's a gun.
• SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom:
  • Scout misreading "This is goo" as "This is god".
  • In the very first episode, Penny and Scout create an event called "TK Day". It starts off as a scheduled day where you let Tom Kenny into your studio to record his lines, but by the end of the episode Tom Kenny is rebranded as an Eldritch Abomination, with the ability to screw over your cartoon by making it a one-season Netflix show, and can erase people from existence just to play the characters he wants to play.
  • An extended improv bit between the two showcasing that Scout is essentially the Starscream to Penny's Megatron has Scout politely alert her to the fact that she planted a bomb on her that they're about to set off. But because she did this during lunch around twelve hours ago she found them and very carefully says she relocated them. The affable back and forth climaxes with Scout pressing the detonator... And blowing herself up because she never said where she relocated them to. After a moment a clone of Scout (the 47th one in fact) enters the room and the two dissect what the previous one did wrong in their usurpation.
• Infamous streams
  • Penny introduces the game.
  Penny: (As the screen shows a calm view of a park) ...it is a peaceful walking simulator... where you explore a calm and peaceful city and talk to people and learn about their lives through the power of human interaction— (Ray Sphere explodes, about 15 seconds of chaos and destruction later...) I may have been thinking of something else.
  • Cole and coffee
  Penny!Cole (Reading a TV commercial) "Best Coffee in town..." (Proceeds to shoot the TV and throw grenades at it at point blank range, killing Cole.)
  • "Taken down by a gamer"
  • The Great Kermit Debate. Penny decides to use Kermit The Frog as part of a metaphor for jumping to conclusions, which ends up sparking an argument that leads to this line:
  Penny: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN, KERMIT DOESN'T HAVE ANY LEGS?!
  • After posting video proof of Kermit having legs, someone argues that it doesn't show him hopping.
  Penny: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF HE WASN'T HOPPING! Are you kidding me?! Are you fucking joking?! I was not counteracting the hopping thing, okay?! You can think whatever you want about his capacity to jump. I was counteracting the fact that someone really just tried to fucking tell me that Kermit does not have legs! You're fucking gaslighting me!
  0january00: [via chat] So just out of curiosity, do you have any videos of Kermit hopping?
  Penny: Banned. Banned, no appeal.
  [...]
  Penny: [reading] "Penny is hopping mad" - SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
• Sonic Unleashed streams
  • The Had A Bad Day parody and Penny's attempt to recover from going for the chorus too early.
  • At some point during his visit to Holoska, Sonic must console Jari-Thure and convince him that he's not a coward. Both Penny and Mar take turns voicing Jari's dialogue, painting him as childishly despondent over being called "a big chicken" by his wife. And when Sonic's reassurance instantly turns Jari's mood around, Penny and Mar lose it.
    "Wow, validation from a stranger!"
  • At the end of the final stream, Penny proclaims its ending to be "the most satisfying Sonic ending of all time"... and with absolutely perfect timing, the game freezes. While it quickly unfreezes, the music continues to cut out repeatedly. Penny and Mar are reduced to absolute hysterics.
• Pokémon X and Y streams
  • In the first episode of their X Randomizer Nuzlocke, the group gives the main character the nickname "fucker," leading to this exchange later in the episode.
• Clubhouse Games w/ Alfred
  • Penny & Alfred decide, out of nowhere, to begin dunking on artists like Lorde and Billie Eilish:
  Penny: And there- there’s like a very understated cello line underneath, like, bum-bum-bum-bum… bum-bum! And then a whole string section that doesn’t do anything interesting except for the occasional weeeeeeoooww..
  Alfred: Don’t forget the piano that comes in right at the very end!
  Penny: And it’s like, the most interesting part of the song, so it’s, like, your favourite part of the song, but it doesn’t last long enough to justify listening to the whole song!
  • During the Connect Four segment, Alfred vehemently refuses to put his piece in the middle row because he thinks that it'll only let Penny win. When he does, he wins because he had a connect-four diagonally, which he thought Penny would do after him. And, apparently, Penny didn't see it.
  Alfred: I'm not doing it!
  Penny: It doesn't give you anything else!
  Alfred: I hate- No. No! The cookie will stay up there! We're in a pocket of time now. We're in the time loop!
  Penny: We are in The Land Before Time. Land Before Time 14: Journey to Alfred's Hubris!
  [Alfred drops the piece in the slot. The game then shows that Alfred got a diagonal four-in-a-row.]
  Alfred: Wait...
  Penny: What?
  Alfred: What?!
  [The game shows that Alfred is the winner. Penny and Alfred dissolve into hysterical laughter.]
  Alfred: What does this mean? I didn't even see it! I didn't even see it! I'm so-
  Penny: I- I'm not even mad... because neither of us knew that shit was there.
  Alfred: No- wha- how did-? I like that neither one of us- 'Cause, like, I thought- here's the thing- I thought that when I put that piece down, I was gonna get fucked because you would have put a piece on top of it, and then it would connect four.
  Penny: Yeah! Yeah! No, I thought the same thing! Oh my god...
• Penny, Scout, and Marble play Funemployed:
  • Penny draws "Minion" and "Crack". Penny decides to imitate a Minion for the entire round, much to the group's confusion.
  Scout: (Extremely confused at Penny's behaviour) ...would you like to go first [Penny]?
  Penny: Ah ha! Balabedo! (Plays the Minion card).
  (Group breaks down laughing)
  • Although "entire round" isn't completely accurate...
  Marble: Almost forgot, do you want to tell me about... Corpsing as she puts down the "Sad Childhood" card
  Penny: (Minion impression) Ahhhhh... (Normal voice) Actually, I did have a very tragic childhood (everyone else starts laughing again)
  • Penny is the interviewer for a Porn Star job, and Scout has Liberal Obsessive-Compulsive Dragon. Then Penny asks him to explain his "Spray".
  Scout: Think of it like this, Ricky. Have you ever seen a hose turned up to full blast?
  Penny: (Starts laughing, her fake accent gone for a moment). Ooh, promising...
  Scout: But here's the thing: Then put your thumb over it.
  • Penny draws some unfortunate cards:
  First card: Chronic Masturbator
  Penny: Hmmmmm...
  Second card: Italian Accent
  Penny: Hmmmmm...
  Third card: Pound
  Penny: HMMMMM...
  • She redraws her three cards; the very first one is "Indian Accent".
  Penny: What the- Oh my god, NO! NO! Not doing it!
• The intro to Luigi's Mansion:
  Scout: Well, Penny... Hell must be empty, because all the demons are here, in Luigi's Mansion.
  Penny: ...De-Demons?
  Scout: Ghosts. You know, ghouls, specters.
  Penny: ...Um...
  Scout: M-hm.
  Penny: Are they dangerous?
  Scout: I mean, you brought the salt I told you to bring, right?
  Penny: [nervous giggling] Oh, you did. You did tell me to bring that...
  Scout: I did, yeah. No, I-I- and I specifically said you should bring the salt, and that was gonna be your responsibility.
  Penny: I... okay. Being entirely one-hudred-percent honest-
  Scout: Which is what I appreciate about you, is that you- there are two things in this world that I appreciate about Penny Parker. Number one is that she's honest; number two is that she's always, always prepared when I ask her to do things, and that she always does the things that I ask her to do when it's important to do.
  Penny: Ha ha... ha... yeah... um...
  Scout: Yeah. So did you- you got the salt, right?
  Penny: So I didn't bring the salt-
  Scout: Penny.
• Balan Wonderworld (DEMO)
  • Penny becomes increasingly exasperated at the farmer randomly appearing throughout the level at various sizes, to the point where it comes across as a Jump Scare for her.
  • And then she beats the first boss...and begins Corpsing upon realizing what's about to happen.
  (Farmer Jose and the player begin dancing)
  Penny: No no no no, no no NO NO!!
• In their Resident Evil 7 playthrough, Scout takes a special pleasure in using her intense speedrun knowledge to weaponize against Penny.
  Scout: (seconds before Jack walks through a door) Don't worry, the house is safe now.
  Scout: This whole House is a boss arena.
  (Penny quickly descends into terrified giggling)
• Psychonauts 2 Streams:
  • Upon spotting the Half a Mind health upgrades, Joy quickly spawns a "little freak" voice, for the purpose of driving Penny to hysterics each time they appear.
  • "Hair is always wet", a Running Gag throughout the third episode with Joy coming up with increasingly ludicrous scientific facts, which gives us lines like these:
  Scissors are always wet, but only those used for haircuts.
  Hair dryers are the dumbest invention because they don't.
  Water is always burnt.
  Doug Walker is never wet (because he has no hair, which is always wet).
• The Reckoning of Tom
  • Playing a heavily modded version of Resident Evil 2 (Remake), Penny and Caitlyn discuss the priorities of modders:
    Caitlyn: Are the zombie mods also horny on main?
    Penny: There are not very many of them, is the problem, because everybody's too busy making the girls hornier.
    Caitlyn: It's so difficult to programme shit, and the fact that these guys are dedicating so much of their time to horniness — does it take them that long to jack off?
    Penny: [laughs]
    Caitlyn: I'm sorry, that was kind of gross.
    Penny: [laughs louder]
  • Mr. X is replaced by Thomas the Tank Engine, accompanied by "Katamari on the Rocks". With his lack of animation rendering his movements less predictable, Penny soon concludes that he is actually scarier than regular Mr. X.
    Caitlyn: It feels like a being of pure chaos has infected this game.
    Penny: We were having, like, a relatively normal time, save for a few funny costume choices, and now it's just complete bullshit mode!
• Penny's Peggle 2 stream, in which, after failing a level of Peggle, she must play a level of Bubsy 3D, but if someone donates $15 while she's playing a Bubsy level, she'll be forced to watch the intro to the Bubsy cartoon. The overwhelming amount of people donating for the Bubsy intro to be played eventually gets to Penny, which results in this:
  Bubsy: What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
  Penny: YOU DON'T KNOW THE DEPTHS OF WHAT COULD GO WRONG, BUBSY! You sit on your fucking ivory tower of naivety, and youth, and joy, and-and happiness. You are blissfully unaware of the dangers, and the injustices of this world.
  • It's also worth noting, that after this happens, Penny proceeds to raise the price of the Bubsy intro incentive to $30, which only worsens things.
• If I Laugh, I Restart the Roblox Obby
  • The first lines of the video:
  Penny: You ready for an absolute disaster? (appears) I am.
  • Penny decides to do an Obby that has over 900 sections (which will take over 2.5 hours to complete), all while the chat sends clips via media share, and if she laughs, she starts over at the beginning. And then she realizes that she has to keep herself from laughing for over 2.5 hours straight.
• During Penny’s stream of Halo 5: Guardians, she immediately fixates on a brief but amusing shot of Buck rubbing his chin with a wry grin. She takes a screenshot of it and then creates a mock facecam background around it, and displays it in the corner of the window for the rest of the stream.
• Penny's r/AmITheAsshole Smackdown, with Patrick Gill of Polygon, in which characters based on AITA posts are pitted against each other in WWE 2K22 matches to decide once and for all who is the asshole.
  • Right off the bat, Patrick sums up the sub perfectly:
    Patrick: Here's the thing about "AmITheAsshole", is— the moment you make a post on that site, you are the asshole.
    Penny: [laughs] It's... yeah...
    Patrick: If the jury you're dragging your loved ones and friends in front of is Reddit—
    Penny: Of all places...
    Patrick: You are the asshole.
  • The fact that every match ends in the absolute worst way possible.
  • The running gag of Penny calling out "here comes the piledriver!" when various painful-looking hits happen and Pat having to correct her. For context, not a single piledriver is actually used.
  • Penny herself is declared the asshole after her own post about not playing Wobbledogs a second time pits a Penny avatar against an avatar of her own Twitch chat. The resulting beatdown must be seen to be believed.
• Late into the The Fairly Odd Parents Breakin Da Rules part of the Finalethon, the stream devolves into Penny, Robby, and Mar doing spot-on impressions of Mr. Crocker and giving him increasingly ludicrous dialogue akin to that of an anime supervillain.
  Penny: (as Crocker) You're in my world now, Timmy Turner! And you'll die in my world!
  • Perhaps the Crowning Moment of this insanity is when the game randomly freezes and has to be restarted, leading to them reciting Psycho Mantis voice lines in the Crocker voice, with the implication being that Crocker is in the real world somehow and is physically draining Penny's ever-decreasing mental stamina. This bit was, appropriately, named "Psycho Crocker".
• The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Penny and her friends go straight from doing an April Fools Real-Time Fandub video joke dub to let's playing an April Fools game. It doesn't take long for gags from The Subspace Emissary to turn up again.
  • The protagonist (voiced by Penny) ends up being named by the entire cast each selecting a letter... Also, numbers. The end result? "Prq7qe". Which they decide is pronounced "Preston". Whenever the name comes up it keeps causing the cast to pause as they process that name, and they all interpret it differently.
  • Prq7qe's voice keeps changing, going from having a slightly nerdy voice to having a British accent in their inner monologue that progressively gets thicker over time, and then Penny tries to do Chip's voice instead for a bit.
    Red: For the sake of your vocal cords, I'm gonna say "no".
    Penny: [In Chip's voice] It's fine, I can do this all day!
    Red: That's what you said about the last voice!
  • After Tails tries some assorted nuts in the saloon, Prq7qe grosses him out by suggesting that someone already licked all the salt off of them. The cast give them grief for it:
    Mar: Prq7qe, you've gotta let your intrusive thoughts not get out, man. You have to, like, leave that shit in there!
    Holly: I love that they said, "Oh, all the salt licked off", but they didn't actually say out loud, "Maybe they're just unsalted".
  • Whenever Visible Silence is in effect, as represented by ellipsis, quite often the voice actor just straight up says the word ellipsis instead.
  • When talking to Tails the second time, they pick the second option... And repeat this multiple times, forcing poor Red to repeat Tails' lines multiple times.
  • Shadow immediately disses Knuckles and Vector for crumbling up their tickets and boasts that Maria taught him to keep all of his documents in order. And then Red jokes that Maria was shot because she committed tax fraud. Also, they joke that Shadow eats plastic bags, something that Ryan straight up runs with.
  • When Blaze reveals she's from a seperate dimension, Penny says "A seperate you what!?" for Prq7qe's inner monologue instead of "A seperate what!?" Cue immediate laughter and the others making jokes about "you wat, mate?!" and Ryan saying he knew Penny was gonna go for it.
  • Rouge apparently stole an entire reel of tickets... And the microwave.
  • Whenever the topic of Sonic forgetting to get Amy a cake comes up, they play up Sonic's nervousness and Amy potentially killing him for forgetting.
  • When playing Vector, Mar goes from Chewing the Scenery to an incredibly quiet voice when Vector admits he misplaced his ticket. And then there's the jokes about him ripping poor Prq7qe apart...
  • When one of Penny's jokes fails to land, Ryan chimes in with "I get that reference". Penny doesn't take it well:
    Penny: By the way, Ryan, I just want you to know, for- [wheezes] for future reference, I would much rather you look me dead in the eye and say, "Penny, that joke was awful. It wasn't funny. Never say anything like that ever again", rather than respond to any of my jokes with "I get that reference".
  • "...what?" "Now, I know that sounds bad..."
    • Red is so committed to this particular bit that, on more than one occasion, they actually end up cutting themself off mid-sentence whenever they see Tails sporting that sprite.
  • Ryan recites one of Espio's poems, but chooses to pronounce "vase" as "vahz"; as such, he goes on to pronounce every word that ryhmes with it the same way.
    Espio: I've made it up to spahz with my beloved antique vahz...
    Penny: [cracking up] Shut the fuck up!
  • When Prq7qe and Tails discover the hidden passage to the library car, Tails immediately whispers to tell the former to slip back through the passage before Espio and Vector spot them. Cue Vector yelling from the other side of the room, "who the fuck is whispering so loud?!"
  • The cast playing around with the acronym "AU" (aka "Alternate Universe"), including a chemistry joke about King Midas, "Astronaut Undertale" and "what if 'AU' is the whole thing but in in Australia".
  • This exchange during Shadow's interrogation:
    Amy: Hehehe, time to reveal my hot tip.
    Shadow: Not in public, Amy.
    Amy/Holly: Hope everyone's rea— [realizes what Ryan just said, starts Corpsing immediately] Shut the fuck uuuuupp!
  • Vector insulting Prq7qe by telling them they have no friends is treated as an absolutely sick burn.
  • Espio's "penis poems" during the conductor car "THINK!" segments are both surprisingly witty and genuinely funny, especially as they coincide with a difficulty spike that Penny struggles with, making it look like the poems are genuinely throwing Prq7qe off.
    • Eventually, everyone starts joining in:
      Espio: Fortunately, I have fifty more "penis" poems.
      Penny: Penis blast!
      Espio: I penis cast my penis blast,
      You'll have breathed your penis last.
      Penny: Penis teacher of the penis class.
      [general cacophony as everyone delivers a "penis" rhyme at once]
      Mar: [Beat] ...penis.
      Espio: I'm the ghost of penis past.
      [extremely loud buzzer effect]
  • The hilarious mixture of excitement and exasperation from the crew when it's made apparent that the vent in the conductor's car was used to move Sonic's body.
  • The crew mocking Espio for following the Train's instructions.
  • And of course, when Eggman shows up, one would expect that the crew would need a bit of time to call in Alfred or get someone else to play Eggman instead of him. Except he had already been watching the stream, and when he realized Eggman would likely show up, he quietly snuck into the call! And of course, this being Alfred, he steals the show whenever Eggman is on screen.
    • Eggman dismissing Prq7qe with "Who the heck are you? Don't talk to me" is funny enough, but general consensus is that it's even funnier coming from Alfred's Eggman, as it sounds like something he would actually say. The whole cast is reduced to hysterics, and it leads to a string of jokes about Eggman seeing Prq7qe as nothing more than an NPC.
    • Penny flubbing a line and saying "Deck" instead of "Death Egg" results in a joke about Steam Decks and Eggman hoarding them.
    • Eggman's hilariously sheepish denial of Sonic's accusation that he's planning to build yet another Death Egg.
    • "Let's cut to the chase. Where are our friends?" "Dead."
    • Eggman of all people being the only character to be absolutely baffled by Prq7qe's name.
    • When Sonic asks "you can never just win silently, can you?" Eggman just responds "NOOOOOOOO."
    • Sonic and Eggman just petulantly insulting each other at the end of their first conversation.
  • And the pièce de résistance:
    Amy: You guys won't ever leave me, right?
    Sonic: Not unless you did something lame or stupid or uncool.
    [The entire cast loses it.]
• I Am Not The Laziest Employee:
  • Playing Lethal Company, Penny takes offense at being labeled the "laziest employee". Determined to prove herself, she wanders off on her own to look for scrap and immediately gets eaten by a giant spider.
  • Sophie explains the game's health meter to Holly - a diagram of a human body in the corner of the screen which changes color when they take damage.
    Holly: Oh, my body is white. Is that good?
    Sophie: [laughs] Well, it's neu- it's- it's- You know. That's a loaded question...
  • The crew encounter a Coil Head, an enemy that Can't Move While Being Watched. Making sure at least one person is looking at it, they each manage to escape through the fire exit... leaving Sophie, as the last one through the door, in a bit of a conundrum:
    Holly: Keep looking at it... I'm gonna go. [leaves]
    Sophie: How do I leave...?
    Penny: [hysterical laughter]
    Sophie: How do I leave? HOW DO I LEAVE?! Guys? Come back...