Funny / Seth in the Pokécity

No matter the circumstances, this fanfic will make you laugh.

Season 1

"Bowlin' Again, Naturally":

• As dark as it is, the Banned Episode of Rugrats is pretty amusing.
• Seth falling asleep at his post at Silph Co.:
  Carter: "Seth? Seth! Wake up! You're supposed to be inspecting the Poké Balls!"
  Seth: "I know, I know. I cut my eye yesterday and it's making it hard to keep my eyes open."
  Carter: "Really? How?"
  Seth: "I kinda got into a Bar Brawl at the Blotto Grotto.
  Carter: "Okay then. Keep inspecting."
• The various items that passed inspection while Seth was asleep, from rancid salami to a beating heart to a pistol to the head of John Lennon.
• This line:
  Barney: "Well kids, it's just you and me!"
  Flosshead: "I'll say, fatass! Well, I'm drinking my box of wine!"
  Barney: "FLOSSHEAD!"
  Flosshead: "What, what?"
  Barney: "Grab me one too, ha ha ha ha ha!
• BoltShock remarking that people in Johto turned Cinco de Mayo into an excuse to eat tacos and get drunk.
• The Cutaway Gag featuring Barney chaperoning at Flosshead's field trip to the zoo, ending with the Sealeo getting drunk.
• Cookies, Flosshead's baby brother emerging while reading Attack on Titan.

"Trouble Date":

• The Cutaway Gag, depicting Caillou and Dora making out in a school's closet, then shooting the teacher when she finds them.
• June getting hit by the car Flosshead stole, then cussing the two out.
  Henry: "Whoa, June. Calm down."
  June: "Shut the (Nick jingle) up, Henry!"
  Henry: "Okay."
• Vicky yelling to Flosshead and Vinny that they can't spill diesel fuel without paying for it.
• Flosshead cussing out a police cruiser that cut him off:
  Flosshead: "Oh, you S.O.B.! How dare you [CENSORED]ing cut me off! I’m gonna tear off your [CENSORED] and feed it to my pet [CENSORED]er!”
  • This gem afterwards:
    Flosshead: "Remember, Vinny. Don't imitate anything I say."
• Tim Tim realizing that "Air Mince" is just thin air.
• Flosshead pepper spraying himself before Tim Tim dishes out a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown.
• The Cutaway Gag of Reko catching the Grinch and keeping him in a net for 6 months.
  Grinch: "I mean it kid, gimme the Game Boy so I can go home already! Max must be starving by now!"
• The headline used at the ending: "Mini Barney Captured, Claims to be Drugged".
• The Stinger, where Barney is arrested for Flosshead's crimes.

"Road to Las Vegas":

• This bit of Black Comedy:
  BoltShock: "The chiropractor just told me he’s not a real doctor."
  Pikachu: "Was the chiropractor Brock?"
  BoltShock: "What gave you that idea?!"
• Pikachu vomiting into an airline toilet before learning airbags exist.
• Two hookers trying to have sex with Pikachu, before BoltShock drags him into the casino.
• The Cutaway Gag of Mario throwing a tantrum when he loses his hat in strip poker, leading to two dead bodies.
• BoltShock admitting he'd waste his $4,000 on cigarettes and booze, then Pikachu saying he'd waste it on GoAnimate.
• The Sonic Sez segment in The Stinger.

"Save the Grotto: