Funny / Rocky II

"I feel like a Kentucky Fried Idiot!"

• At the beginning of the movie when Apollo and Rocky are being brought to the hospital Apollo angrily shouts at Rocky about going the distance with him. What follows in this exchange is so hilarious because it's delivered by Rocky with complete sincerity.
  Apollo: You're lucky, so lucky! What you did was a miracle,you're the luckiest man on the face of the earth! I want you to know that Stallion!
  Rocky: (without a hint of irony sitting in a wheel chair with his face badly swelled) Do I look lucky?
  • When Rocky asks how bad his broken nose looks and Mickey's reponse.
    Rocky: How's my nose look? As bad as Mickey's?
    Mickey: It ain't that horrible.
• A Call-Back to the first movie where Gazzo's handler insultingly suggests that Rocky should take Adrian to the zoo because "it's for retards!" Seeming unintentional, but Rocky ended up proposing to Adrian at the zoo.
• This exchange between Gazzo and Rocky.
  Gazzo: "Interested in a Condominium?"
  Rocky: "Condominiums? Never used 'em!'"
  • Becomes extra funny when Rocky and Adrian discover that they're going to have a baby.
• Rocky's driving.
• "THE STALLION CHICKEN" Funnier when...
• Mickey trains Rocky making him catch a rooster to develop his speed (Mickey: Ya catch this thing, ya can catch greased lightning!) After a while a frustrated Rock:
  "I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot!"
  • Before he chases it we get this exchange:
  Mickey: Do ya have to wear that stinkin' sweatshirt?
  Rocky: It brings me luck ya know?
  Mickey: You know what it brings? It brings flies!
• When deciding how Rocky and Adrian should name their kid...
  Rocky: What should we name him?
  Paulie: Paulie's a good name.
  Rocky: ...yeah, Paulie is a good name.
• Another Call-Back from Rocky and Apollo's first fight.
  Rocky: I don't believe this.
  Mickey: What!?
  Rocky: He broke my nose again.
• Apollo is psyching himself up to go another round with Rocky, repeating that he's dangerous. Rocky, meanwhile:
  "That guy's great!"
• The insanely tacky commercials Rocky is roped into. Even if his lack of acting talent didn't kill the sponsorships, it would be hard to blame him for walking out on them.

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