Funny / Resident Alien

TV Series

Season 1

Episode 1: Pilot

• The African-American Sheriff with the Self-Applied Nickname "Big Black." Harry misunderstands this as being based on his large black truck.
• Harry finds Asta taking a nap and assumes that she's the corpse he's been asked to look at, even sniffing at her to confirm that she's been dead for six hours. It's funnier when it's revealed that the actual dead body lying under blanket right there at the corner of his eye.
• Harry closing out his initial inspection of Sam's body by doing the *dun dun* chime from Law & Order.
• With the giddiness of a child wanting to pop some bubble wrap, Harry decides to remove the murder victim's brain and squish it in his hands for no reason other than fun. At that moment, the victim's wife walks in and she hasn't been informed of his murder.
• Harry's drunken dance is noticeably stiff, which could be chalked up to the fact that, well, he's an alien. But then you consider the possibility that Alan Tudyk is only as stiff as he is because he's acting like he's under movement-restricting alien makeup.
• Harry decides to kill the kid who can see through his disguise. "I'll say one thing about whiskey. It's allowing me to make smart, rational decisions."
• Harry experiences a hangover. "Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. Otherwise, they would obviously never drink it."
• At the end of the episode Harry resigns himself to being the town's doctor. His first patient? Max, the mayor's young son who is also the only person in town that can see Harry's true face, whom Harry had tried and failed to kill once already.
  Harry: Yeah, this is some bullshit.

Episode 2: Homesick

• The Mayor's son Max, who can see through Harry's disguise, tells his parents that if they send him back into the clinic, they'd better find him a four-foot coffin.
• When Max tries to report Harry to the Sheriff, the Sheriff tells him to watch Oz and decide if he wants to go to prison for lying to a cop.
• Harry's first day of patients:
  • While performing a pelvic exam, he thinks a pregnant woman "sat on an earring" and when told that's supposed to be there, attempts to look up what to do online and accidentally takes a selfie.
  • Asking an old woman if her bad breath is "did you recently eat a dead rodent?"
  • Telling a little girl that because her parents don't have insurance, if she gets hurt again "they'll probably lose their home and live on the streets." He then gives the terrified kid a lollipop.
  • He actually nicely assures a woman that a lump on her breast might be nothing, sounding nice and soothing...then "let's get a look at that tit."
• Harry remembers how lazy and stupid humans were after helping them build Stonehenge.
• Harry considers changing into a different form to avoid Max, but decides against it because it took him weeks just to get this body to work. Cut to footage of him learning how.
  • He learns to smile by a magazine photo of Anne Hathaway.
  • He eats more toothpaste than he uses in his mouth.
• Harry's phone call to Max's house. He puts on a high-pitched voice and claims to be a school friend named Elvis. When Max sees through it, he claims to be a postal worker. Max asks how much a stamp costs, he says a hundred dollars. Max, of course, knows that a stamp is thirty dollars.
• Harry spends Ben's therapy session doodling violent images on his notepad while fantasizing about all the ways he can kill Max while making it look like an accident.
• When Harry first crashed, he survived by drinking from the udders of a cow in a barn. He goes back again and gets chased away by a little girl with a rake.
  • As he runs away, he insists "It was consensual!"
• Harry boasts that if he can land a spacecraft on an asteroid, he can get a strike in bowling. He goes through all the elaborate calculations needed before accidentally throwing the ball backwards and nailing the Sheriff in the crotch.
• While arguing with Sam's widow over removing things from his office, Asta finds a plate of chicken Harry was eating earlier. When she protests that the food was Sam's, Harry flatly points out that Sam is dead and won't be eating it.
  • And when the women go back to arguing, Harry mentally comments on the human stupidity of getting this upset over the death of a loved one, before pondering if he can grab the chicken without them noticing.
  • A bit later, Asta goes to complain to Mike about the widow's actions, Harry observes them and notes that Asta is "sadness disguised as anger" and Mike is "weakness disguised as strength". And Liv, who is stuck on the sidelines also watching this, he describes as "a pet rabbit you yell at so much that its hair starts to fall out".
• The awkward, generic dialogue of the scene in which Harry imagines Max and his family dying in a gas explosion. It's not clear if Harry imagines that this is how people actually speak or if it simply amuses him to imagine things this way.
  Kate: I'm glad my husband and son are here with me in my home. It makes me fulfilled.
  Ben: I am your husband. This cookie is delightful.
  Max: I'm here too. I'm a younger person.
  Ben: Let me turn on the cooking stove. ... Funny, all I hear is a hissing noise. I hope that smell in the air isn't propane gas. (lights a cigar, kaboom!)

Episode 3: Secrets

• Harry lamenting during the town meeting that he really should've dedicated his efforts to finding his ship rather than watching Law & Order.
• The bucket used to preserve the real Harry's severed foot is revealed to be Liv's favorite bucket and where she likes store her soda. At the end of the scene where Mike explains this, he grabs a can from the bucket while the foot's still in it.
• While doing research to be a better doctor, Harry discovers circumcision and shuts his laptop in horror.
• Harry awkwardly attempting to use Earth slang like "dickhead" and "shit for brains" to Max.
  • Also, Max mocking Harry for thinking Patience has towers, completely humiliating the killer alien.
• Asta and her friends accidentally go to a high school party where they are referred to as "cougars" and "MILFs". D'Arcy realizes it when she notices the guy she's been grinding against has braces.
  Asta: I guess you forgot JT also has a son named JT?
  D'arcy: It's not my fault he's a narcissist.
• As Kate tells Harry that he's obviously not an alien and that she's embarrassed about her son's behavior, Harry discreetly slips a cloth over a floating apple that she failed to notice.
• Kate comments to Harry that she's going to kill Max if he doesn't drop the alien thing. "You and me both," he replies.
• The Mayor accidentally eats some dog biscuits for the police dog, and later gets seasick, which Harry hears over the radio as the police are dredging the lake.
  • Also, when Harry is worried that they're going to find the real Harry's body, he contemplates telling them that it's his twin brother Fredrico, who's a wild man but a bad swimmer.

Episode 4: Birds of a Feather

• The opening sequence with Harry going around Patience being warmly greeted by everyone to the tune of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name," the theme of Cheers, at least until it turns dark and we see what the effects of his humanity-ending weapon would be.
• When Max's parents sit him down to tell him that Harry is coming over for dinner, he at first believes they're about to tell him that they're getting a divorce and is prepared for this prospect, but horrified by the former.
• Max plays the good boy for the dinner visit with Harry, even getting dressed up in his Sunday best as a distraction for Sahar. The two are alone together and Harry asks why he's being so nice, recounting all the times he had tried to kill him and saying that he was even planning to eat some of him to see what humans taste like. Max shoots back that he'd do the same thing and that he bets they taste like pot roast, then asks if he wants more potatoes.
• When asked where he's from, Harry claims to be from New York. But when he's asked what it's like, he can only say that there is Law & Order and that women have sex in the city.
• Sahar gets in line behind Sheriff Thompson and Deputy Baker to duplicate Harry's key. She gets their attention off her when she says she's buying tampons and is embarrassed.
  • Even better is Baker finding nothing odd about a ten-year-old buying tampons and accepts it.
  • Plus Thompson's Insane Troll Logic that buying a Hot Wheels car saves the life of a kid...which is all the excuse as he loves collecting them.
  • He tops himself saying "of course it's logical" a house doorknob is found in the lake because houseboats have doors so if one sunk there, it fits
• Thompson justifies cutting in front of Sahar by claiming he's on official police business since they're buying evidence bags. He's also buying a Hot Wheels car.
• The female government agent tells her partner that "it's not like the alien is going to come to us"...all while Harry is literally standing right outside their van.
  • Her partner then shares a restroom with Harry who asks "do you shiver when you pee?"
• At the end of the date, Harry tries to kiss D'arcy based on what he's seen on TV. He ends up licking her face.
• Sheriff Thompson says he has a feeling in "[his] balls" that he's going to find something in the lake - Harry retorts "you shouldn't listen to your balls - they're nuts!". It's not so much the pun itself, but the fact that Thompson and Baker find it Actually Pretty Funny, while Harry is just amazed that he told a joke. Later on, Harry tries recounting the exchange, but it becomes evident that either he Cannot Tell a Joke when it's not spontaneous, didn't know why what he said was funny in the first place, or both.

Episode 5: Love Language

• Harry's horrible lies meeting his ex-wife, claiming to have "shaved my mustache." When she says he didn't have one, he just goes "I did then I shaved it. Right after I drank the milk."
• Our ruthless, terrifying alien...is jarred by Isabelle snoring.
• This line: "Human men shouldn't say mean things to women. If I don't apologize, she'll know I'm an alien."
• Asta enjoying watching Isabelle tear into Harry for telling people his wife was dead.
• Harry reveals the Nazca Lines are simply "alien graffiti."
• Harry thinks Jurassic Park was a documentary.
  • Then again, Max's dad mistakes Sam Neill for Russell Crowe.
• Isabelle talking about her ex while D'arcy talks about her current flame and neither realizing it's the same guy.
• Johnson complaining about the lack of any crime in Patience.
• The true Black Comedy of Isabelle cooking dinner for Harry from the meat in the locker covering up the body of the real Harry.
• When Max snaps on aliens "probing" people, Harry retorts that's not his species. "Only the Grays have that ass fetish."
• How Max and Sahar are able to negotiate a peace deal with Harry: they'll hold their breath until they pass out and everyone will think Harry did it. And it works.
  • Before that, Sahar goes on a bizarre tangent on how Max will hold his breath until he dies with Max cremated and then Harry can't spit into the ocean at his remains because Sahar will have hid Max's ashes in Harry's pocket. Harry then spits at Max only to realize how odd that looks to the diner.
• Max wonders why he can see Harry's face.
  Harry: Are you familiar with multidimensional space travel?
  Max: Very.
  • That Harry believes him is funnier.
  • Sahar compares it to the infamous "blue and black/white and gold dress" debate. In unison, Harry and Max ask in astonishment "it wasn't white and gold?!"
• Harry and Jimmy meeting again.
  Harry: I believe we've met before.
  Jimmy: Are you fucking with me?
  Harry: Of course not. (thinking) Chicken-ass bitch!

Episode 6: Sexy Beast

• Harry meets the replacement town doctor and reflects that he finally understands what is meant by "douchebag."
• The new doctor is surprised that people still watch Law and Order, saying that he never loved it. Harry does not react well.
• Sheriff Thompson's attempt at using Good Cop/Bad Cop on a stoner teenager... with himself playing both roles. Ineffective doesn't even begin to describe it.
  • He leaves complaining that no way the kid can crack...and it turns out Baker figured it out just talking to other kids. Thompson acts like he planned it that way.
  Baker: It's like you're playing chess and the rest of us are playing checkers.
  Thompson: Checkermate.
• While Black Comedy, it's notable how Isabelle completely doesn't grasp how her "fainting spells" are Harry drugging her. Still funny also even after the next episode reveals that she did eventually figure it out and was faking in order to try to tail Harry and figure out what the hell he was up to.
• Harry notes that only by completing his mission that everyone will know he's better than Ethan. It then hits him that if he completes it, everyone will be dead, so how will they know? "I need to work on that one."

Episode 7: The Green Glow

• Harry musing that he should grow a mustache as a disguise "but then I'd have to get a job as a fireman or a pedophile."
• Sheriff Thompson and Deputy Baker question the nurse Ellen, asking her what she thought about Jay. Ellen replies that she thought that Jay was always a bit quiet and shifty, like she was planning something. Then, Asta comes over and asks if there's a problem.
  Ellen: They think Jay stole the prescription pads. I said she was nice and would never do that.
• Harry's brief Imagine Spot sequence of trying out various new jobs — a paperboy (he knocks over an old lady with a thrown paper), a barista (he has a ridiculous beard), and a tattoo artist (he's bald and giving D'Arcy a tattoo of Jerry Orbach's face).
• D'Arcy gets a call from Judy. The caller ID reads "Skank."
• Harry is at a low ebb, having lost his doctor job and not being able to find his spaceship. He gets blitzed on alcohol and pills, but it doesn't do much for him. When he tells Asta and D'Arcy as much, Asta reminds him that he's a doctor and D'Arcy continues that he can't use booze and pills to feel better.
  Asta: Yeah.
  D'Arcy: Judy, get the pot!
• They proceed to get totally wasted on the pot, using a bowling pin as a bong. Harry then has a telepathic conversation with an octopus (voiced by Nathan Fillion), who chides him for having a good time being high when his brother has been "swimming around for six years with a plastic six pack wrapped around his ass." Asta and D'Arcy stare at Harry, speculating correctly that he's never been high before. Afterwards, they go over and talk to the eel in the cage next to the octopus for giggles.
• Max wakes up to find a stoned Harry sitting on his bed, eating chips. The two proceed to discuss Max helping Harry find his device, which keeps getting derailed due to Harry losing his train of thought from the drugs.
  Max: Why do you smell like that kid at school that wears his jacket inside?

Episode 8: End Of The World As We Know It

• Harry mentions the Reptilians and how they're trying to breed hybrids to conquer the universe, but says they won't succeed because they're "gross".
• Asta reflects that Harry's being an alien "sort of explains a lot."
• Harry's true name is revealed to be a bunch of nonsensical sounds that Asta doesn't even try to pronounce.
• The mayor and sheriff overly-aggressively trying to one up each other by dramatically opening and closing the blinds in their offices while shouting at each other.
• When Asta tells her father that the wounded alien hiding in his meat locker is someone he knows, Dan assumes that it's the mayor.

Episode 9: Welcome Aliens

• Asta gives Harry a bottle of milk which he immediately starts guzzling like crazy. She says that now she knows why he has seventeen gallons of milk his fridge.
• Max tells Harry that Sahar swore to Allah that she wouldn't tell anyone about his being an alien.
  Harry: Allah knows?! How many people have you told?
• Sheriff Thompson reads Abigail Hodges her Miranda rights but modifies them with the following jab...
  Thompson: You got the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, I'd be surprised because this salon is bangin'.
• Harry asking why "Men in Black" are called that when they don't always wear black and are also women.
  Sahar: Because it sounds better than "People in Clothes."
• When Sarah teases "washing Harry's mouth with soap" for cursing, Harry says "I love eating soap" and lists several curses. The kids clearly are unsure whether or not he's joking.
• When Harry sees the cosplayers at the alien convention, he snaps "my people are not a costume!" Native American Asta smirks "Welcome to my life."
• Giorgio A. Tsoukalos appearing as himself at the convention...
  Giorgio: ...the engineering knowledge came from the extraterrestrials.
  Harry: Finally, a little credit. I like this high-haired gentleman.
• Harry watching the convention talkers is gold.
  • He pleases Asta by saying the moon landings were real...then baffles her by adding "the astronaut's bodies were taken over before they went home."
  • "Mayans. Everyone talks about their calendar but they never gave credit for their day planner."
  • A man runs down races.
  Man: We have the Grays.
  Harry: Insidious assholes.
  Man: The Arcturians.
  Harry: Jerks, so cheap.
  Man: Little green men
  Harry: They are cute but they so know it.
  Man: The Mantis.
  Harry: One of them owes me money.
  Man: And the Blue Avians.
  Harry: They're...actually very nice.
• We get some insight to how Thompson turned out the way he did talking to his father.
  Mr. Thompson: Your relationship with Liv reminds me of me and your mom before she up and left me.
  Thompson: You mean when she died?
  Mr. Thompson: I'll never forgive her for that.
• Kate invites the agents who are searching for Harry, Lisa Casper and David Logan over to dinner, believing them to be the married couple "Sarah and Richard Houston." Ben doesn't talk much during dinner, annoyed about eating fish. Kate finally pulls him aside, telling him to at least try to make conversation. He suggests that he could talk about his candle-making, but Kate tells him that this isn't exactly fascinating dinner talk. Back in the dining room, Casper tells Logan "Keep them engaged so I can go on a little reconnaissance mission. I did an Internet deep dive and found pictures of Ben making these shitty candles. Ask him about it."

Episode 10: Heroes of Patience

• The fact D'arcy has a plan all set up for Asta to flee town via safe deposit box and passports to avoid murder charges.
• Simply the idea that the human race owes the prevention of instant global genocide to... a pizza commercial coming on the radio just as Harry is about to hit the button on his device.
• When trying to convince Sahar and Max that Harry wants to kill everyone, David, completely unironically, uses this reason: "His ship is a Quimbaya amulet." And Sahar instantly believes him!
• Asta, Max, and Sahar finally meet up.
  Sahar: Sorry, sometimes I talk to adults like they're my peers because I'm mature for my age. I'm working on that.
• Harry attempting to feed the baby a slice of pizza.
• The last line of the episode, and by extension the entire season:
  This is some BULLSHIT!

Season 2

Episode 1: Old Friends

• Harry imagines being with Max in the spaceship as a car ride to Grandma's, which ends with them fighting over the steering wheel, crashing the spaceship back to Earth.
• Harry has amnesia and ends up in a hospital. A nurse asks him if he knows who he is and if he remembers anything.
  Harry: I'm an alien. I'm here to kill everyone.
• Asta asks Dan for his help in telling the Hawthornes that Max is gone. He promises that he'll be with her every step of the way. She thanks him for coming with her and hugs him.
  Dan: Hell, no. I'm not going. I gotta cook eggs.
• Max goes to the park to try to ward people away from Harry's invisible spaceship, but a pair of teen skateboarders simply ignore him when he tells them the field's closed. Sahar pulls up, sounds an airhorn and quickly spins a story about an underground sewage leak and how they're going to catch "eye-arrhea" if they don't get away.
• At the hospital, Harry sees a little girl with an octopus plush and shouts "Cousin, I will save you!" and that the youngest ones are the most dangerous. When he grabs it away from her and runs away, the hospital staff sedates him. When he wakes up, Asta is there, except now his amnesia has taken a different from and he thinks that he is Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order and Asta is his confidential informant, the hooker Cosette.

Episode 2: The Wire

• Harry dreams of finding D'Arcy as a horrible corpse, who rasps "yooou..." then stops to talk in a perfectly normal tone about everyone being dead.
• The result of Max stealing one of the metal balls that Harry has shrunk his spaceship down into? His growing a full mustache and beard, which Sahar has to help him to shave off.
• The octopus's reaction when Harry tells him that he doesn't know anything about space, that he's a Colorado octopus.
  Octopus: Is that where we are? Shit! I thought this was India. That is an Indian rug. You are appropriating their culture. That's not a good look, man.
• The new doctor is a woman in her 70s who thinks a nurse is a young patient and the mayor is his nonexistent twin brother.
  • Ben trying to defend her beforehand.
  Ben: Dr. Smallwood is a wonderful physician. She was a part of the first stream of women to graduate from Harvard medical school.
  Asta: Yeah, in the 1940s.
  Ben: Years of experience.
  • When told the woman is there, D'Arcy refuses to believe it as "she's been dead for 30 years." When the woman pops up, she screams "ghost!"

Episode 3: Girls' Night

• The attempted Team Power Walk of the girls down the street...emphasis on "attempt" given they're all totally drunk while one is on roller blades.
• Max's early-onset puberty now includes him having back hair and speaking in a deep voice. Sahar cannot deal.
  • Their solution? Wax it off.
• Sheriff Mike refuses to let D'Arcy go around town putting up flyers showing the salaries of the men and women in Patience's government and demanding equal pay for women. She retaliates by going up in a plane and dumping the flyers from the sky.

Episode 4: Radio Harry

• When Sahar threatens Harry, he snorts "what are you going to do?" We cut to the outside so we don't hear but see Sahar leaping out of her seat with some loud yelling and a lot of hand-waving. Whatever she said has Harry moaning "you're a monster!"
  Harry: You sick, broken child.
• During the baseball game in which D'Arcy is the catcher for Patience, Judy is in the stands holding up a sign which reads "GO SKANK!" though she has it upside-down at first. She then turns it right-side up, but then for some reason turns it back upside-down. After D'Arcy catches a member of the opposing team stealing, she chants "Take it to the bank! All the way, skank!"
• The octopus is upset about Harry's radio waking him up because he was having a nice dream about having a threesome with a starfish and a littleneck clam.

Episode 5: Family Day

• The note Harry leaves Sahar after kidnapping the dog she's dogwalking reads "If you ever want to see your dog again, return my alien ball." And then, below this, "-Alien".
• Harry's attempts at bonding with his "daughter," Liza. These include making dinner (she can't eat gluten), getting her a dog (was stolen from Sahar and Liza's mother is allergic), painting nails, a tea party with teddy bears, and an attempt to explain how to use condoms using a banana for demonstration purposes.
  • Then there was Harry's reaction when he let Liza drive the truck.
• Asta's attempt in the spicy pepper contest. The face paint is completely sweated off by the end
• The children putting on a play about the 59 miners who died. All of it.

Episode 6: An Alien in New York

• Asta tells Harry to have a big meal before they fly off to New York as she maxed out her credit cards on the plane tickets. Harry tells that money isn't a problem, that they can just take some from the "money bag." "Yeah, right," says an amused Asta, plopping down on his couch. Her reaction as he brings over said money bag is priceless.
• Harry sizes up New York City as "the last time an island had this many people on it was Atlantis and that did not turn out well!"
• The death of 42 the octopus. It's hilarious enough that he's mauled by an abducted dog right behind an oblivious Harry's back for a good 20 seconds. But the kicker is Harry's rather...ineffective methods of resuscitation. Including chest compressions and administering CPR. Neither of which do much good on an octopus.
  • Followed by Harry heartbrokenly honouring 42’s last wish by tucking into a meal of him cooked with butter sauce and a good Chardonnay… and then pausing when he realises that it’s really freaking delicious, and 'Mmmmm'ing appreciatively.
• Harry says he'll put out an alien call "imperceivable to human ears." Sadly, when coming from a human body, it's a loud howling screech everyone can hear.
  • Doubly funny because since a.) they’re in New York City and b.) they’re in a fancy art gallery exhibition opening in New York City, hardly anyone bats an eyelid.
• The end of the episode? Harry tripping out on LSD in alien form in the middle of Times Square with the line "This is some bullshit," which is now officially a Running Gag.

Episode 7: Escape from New York

• Harry on LSD getting freaked out by the people in costumes, including the "alien" who took off his head and was a human inside.
• Dan asks Asta to tell him what's going on, that he doesn't like it when she's quiet, it makes him nervous. She explains that the alien she and Harry were looking for in New York is dead and that the alien gave birth to an egg, which is now inside Harry's bag.
  Dan: I liked it more when you were quiet.
• The death of Lisa Casper. She gleefully attacks Harry in the full confidence that she can take him down, but he effortlessly deflects every blow as if he merely wants her to stop hitting him. When she produces a huge knife and goes to stab him, he loses patience and throws her against the window, breaking it, and she just has time to register with some rising puzzlement his second pair of arms reaching up to her neck when they pass another train and BONK— her head gets knocked clean off. He casually tosses her body out the window and sits down as if nothing had happened, just as Asta comes in. For a character who was built up to be an ice-cold psychopathic murderer, it’s a hilariously undignified and offhand way to die.
  • Doubled down when Asta asks what the hell happened to the window, and Harry replies that trains these days are really badly made.

Episode 8: Alien Dinner Party

• Harry tells everyone at the surprise party that they're trespassing and should be in prison.
  Asta: He's joking!
  Dan: (muttered, to Asta) No, he's not.
• Max and Sahar plan to sneak out of Max’s house to go warn Asta that the government will be back for Harry once they figure out that Ethan Stone isn't the alien. They plan to do this by showing Ellen, their babysitter, "calm-voiced nature videos" on a tablet to put her to sleep. As they head out the door, Ellen wakes up and asks them where they're going. Both give a different lying response in unison (Sahar: "Bike ride!" Max: "Taking out the garbage!"); she basically just tells them to have a good time and make sure to get back before their parents get home, and then falls back asleep again.
  Sahar: She is a terrible babysitter.
  • Paid off later after they’ve reached Harry’s house and warned Asta: she wonders how they even got out in the first place, given that they have a babysitter. "It's Ellen," explains Sahar.
  Asta: Say no more.
• The alien baby is flitting about behind Ben and is about leap up on his head and suck his brains out. Harry pushes Ben out of the way and Ben, sensing something, asks what it was.
  Harry: It was an Earth animal.

Episode 13: Harry, a Parent

• As D'Arcy is driving herself, Asta and Harry to her skiing qualifiers, Harry interrupts her and Asta's conversation to ask Are We There Yet? like a little kid. They tell him that they told him the last time they asked that they'll tell him when they're getting close.
• Harry asks that they pull over, claiming the need to pee. He phrases it as "I have to urinate" and D'Arcy mocks him, asking him why he sounds like C-3PO. They all then start trading euphemisms for "pee." They tell him he'll just have to hold it, but he demands that they pull over or he will "make water on the floor." He goes out, heads into a wheat field, makes crop circles which are alien emojis, and leaves the message "Drink my tinkle, alien douchebags!"
• After meeting Asta's utterly awful biological mother, Mary-Ellen Taylor, Harry has this to her to say when leaving: "As a doctor... smoke more."

Episode 15: Best of Enemies

• Harry playing with the baby, playing "I Got Your Nose" and telling it not to freak out and saying he really doesn't have its nose, playing "Peekaboo" and yelling "I'll rip out your heart!", and tossing it into the air, hitting a light fixture, and saying "Oh sweet Jesus."
• Ellen telling Ben to agree with her police report that he wasn't drunk driving, ignoring his denials, then going into the next room to listen to him and Kate talk, reminding him that she's there, prompting them to mention her name, and saying "Awww" when they do.

Episode 16: I Believe in Aliens

• Harry, planning to leave the Earth, gives Max a drawing of his human form to remember him by, as Max has never actually seen his human form. The drawing, however, is a crude stick figure. Max tells him it looks nothing like him. Harry tells him to stop body shaming him, saying that it is his "goal weight." He asks if he's saying he's fat, then as Max leaves, he shouts after him that all bodies are beautiful.
  Harry: ...except yours, you squirrel-necked dick!

Season 3

Episode 1: Lone Wolf

• Joseph Rainier, the Grey/human hybrid complains to Harry that he was supposed to leave the Earth on the ship they provided, but he's still there. Harry's excuse? That he dislikes public transportation.
• Harry tells Asta that he came to kill her, but he can't do it, even though it would save the world. She tells him that she knows he would never kill her, that he doesn't have to, that she's going to help him, that she won't let him fail his mission.
  Harry: You'll kill yourself? (sobs) You are such a good friend! (hugs her) You're a good friend.

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