The Gallows Humor about murdering and suicide, especially when it comes to Let's Play specials.
The constant abuse of stock sound effects and audio distortion.
Whenever he finds memes that specifically bullies him.
"all in le head"
Specific moments
"Straight-up lava."
During a video about the tension between H 3 H 3 Productions and SoFlo Antonio, Pyro draws attention to SoFlo saying "Ya boy, Ethan."
Pyrocynical: Did anyone else feel a level of cringe?
Then he replays the moment slowed down.
Pyro stating that Olaf from Frozen is gay for saying that he enjoys hugs, and calling the snowwoman a slut of allowing Olaf to hug her if he sings the alphabet.
CONDOM CHALLENGE...
When a YouTuber goes to do the condom challenge, this happens:
Pyrocynical:[gags] The royalty-free ukulele...!! [wheezes in the background]
Let's not forget:
Pyrocynical: I just fucking HATE THAT UKULELE!!!
The counter Pyro uses for the amount of people that have probably died from doing the challenge, during a montage of filmed people taking part in it.
Pyro's reason for making his Hitman character strangle a woman in the street.
Pyrocynical: Sorry, lady. I have to choke you out. I've seen better facial animation on Kinectimals.
In the same video, the montage of the character (disguised as a vicar) throwing scissors into people's faces.
The YouTube (most of them children) users that appear in Pyro's videos about the critics.
Pyro mocking the overly-long titles that SoFlo Antonio uses for his videos.
Pyro's university degree, certifying him as "faggot".
The Soundtrack Dissonance from the royalty-free music, which Pyro briefly plays over a Hitler rally.
MINECRAFT SCHOOL SHOOTING...
Pyro's mimicry of Comedy Shorts Gamer's intro.
"HEY GUYS, COMEDY SHORTS GAMER HERE! (Off-mic) AM I LOUD ENOUGH?!"
Pyro's comment about the weird appearance of Principal Ethan in the video.
Bertgasm: Oh, hi, Principal Ethan... is everything okay? Pyrocynical:[imitating Principal Ethan] "The totally DEAD look in my face shows that everything's okay."
When the class laugh at Jacob getting caught by their teacher, Pyro notes on the Special Effects Failure of the scene by zooming in on a bored-looking student sitting behind Jacob in the background, despite the sound effect still playing.
In the sex simulation commercial, Pyro gets annoyed that all the virtual characters are slim and attractive women, snapping that there should be male characters, as well as Minecraft and Five Nights at Freddy's characters for the horny 12 year old boys.
Also, Pyro noticing how the technicians filmed don't seem to be working in a studio, instead it looks like they're just working in their bedrooms.
"No mum, I'm making virtual reality sex, it's gonna sell millions!"
"When I pitched the idea to Google, they called me a sex offender and called security."
During his "Buzzfeed has hit a new low" video, he constantly lampshades how the cast refers to men.
(Skull starts running towards Pyro, who is in the corner of the boss arena) Pyro: No, no, you retard, you're gonna bring him over to me! (Lorian attacks Pyro, forcing him to start fighting) Pyro: Look what you done! YOU DONE FUCKED IT-!
His collabs with Hyojin, in which they played Club Penguin and Club Penguin Island:
When signing up a name for his account, Pyro gets suggested with the name "incel831".
"Where is my son."
This:
Captain Rockhopper: I'm Captain Rockhopper! Pyro: Elusive rock cock.
When Pyro launches himself out from Rockhopper's ship, it cuts into a zoom in to his penguin avatar fying in a monochrome tone and a cutout of Pingu with an upset face, while "Piano Man" by Billy Joel plays, along with this caption:
"Have you seen this penguin? last seen fucking dying tbh"
Hyojin gets banned for saying that she would like some pussy, prompting Pyro to wail "Oh my God, Hyojin!" in despair.
Hyojin desperately trying and failing to throw snowballs at Pyro.
And also her terrible puns and Pyro's reaction towards them.
"You're roasting me, but you're the one playing Club Penguin!"
Pyro: This Havel guy, everyone's saying he's hard, he doesn't even care! (Smash Cut to "YOU DIED" and Havel walking away) Pyro:HE CARED. HE CARED A LOT.
"If you have a sorcery build, you should be put to sleep."
At one point, while traversing Darkroot Garden, he gets invaded by Forest Hunters (or "the fuckin' vegan covenant!"). He tries to join up with them, but isn't allowed to, so he's forced to fight and dies screaming in rage.
Pyro's Flat "What" after Ceaseless Discharge insta-kills him with an attack.
Pyro: Whort.
After gaining the "Epic Roast" pyromancy, he starts insulting enemies with a text-to-speech device before setting them on fire.
Text-to-Speech Device: Hollow? More like loser. You actually make Dark Souls 2look good. The last time sorcery was a viable build was Demon's Souls.
From Fat Cry 5
Pyro's monologue about how overpowered the shovels in the game are, set to opera music.
Pyro: May God have mercy on your enemies when you get ahold of the mighty shovel. If Captain Ahab had weld a shovel against Moby Dick, he would have perfectly skewered the beast, while simultaneously piercing the Sun.
Pyro lashing out at PewDiePie for "stealing" content from him.
Pyro: Pyrocynical copies PewDiePie? No, fu- (Jump Cut) PewDiePie copies Pyrocynical? Game Theory? (Overlapping with Matpat saying his famous catchphrase) But that's just a gammmmeeeeeee... (voice slows down as a clip of Matpat screaming "I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!" plays on the background).
"DESPACITO MEMES", just "DESPACITO MEMES". Highlights include;
The gang's dissapointment upon finding a Loss.jpg-themed Despacito meme.
An offscreen Hyojin throws a pillow at Kwite and Pyro's direction... when there's a glass of water on the table that would've been spilled had Kwite didn't catch it.
Kingani: There's water on the table! Kwite: You got f-*bassboost*-ing lucky!
BluesDank: We're gonna get f-*bass boost*-ing noise complaints from e- (cuts off with laughter) Pyro: Yeah, they're gonna think there's a shooting going on on the next house or something. (imitating a woman's voice) "Hello, police? I hear Despacito and lots of gunfire!"
"It's official; Despacito will be renewed to a second season." (Cut to Kwite strangling Henry as he screams in agony, red filter included.)
The gang came across a Counter-Strike-themed meme. Pyro, who claimed to had seen the meme before, said that he had to do a Google search to check if it's true or not. Kingani on the other hand launched the actual game up to check.
This is followed by Kwite taking away Henry's beanie, making him scream in agony again.
TIK TOK BAD BOYS
Pyro comparing a video with the hashtag "military" with someone getting a kill in the Rust map in Modern Warfare 2. It gets better when one video shows a guy actually changes into military attire, which Pyro immediately compares it to someone who spawn camps with the lever-action shotgun in the same game.
"Pussy! Pussy!"
"Soy! Soy, soy, soy,soy!"
"It's Infinity War! It's all connected, Thanos was a bad boy all along! I knew it, I knew it!"
At one point one of the "bad boys" is revealed to actually be a woman, which Pyro finds amusement in and congratulates her on "promoting equality" by showing women can get in on garbage memes.
During one particular "bad boys" video, Pyro found the guy on the video to be similar to his friend Elliot/ElBob. He immediately calls him to point this out.
Elliot: I love it, I love Musical.ly, I hate you. (hangs up)
The Dark Side of TikTok
Pyro insinuating that everyone who is too young to remember watching Spy Kids is an "iPhone user", complete with a "cake" shitpost.
Even better, before that, one video shows two obese men doing a "nothing to live for" duet, in which Pyro compares them to the Human Thumbs.
"Mr. "Psychokronik"? Mr. Soy!" (the word "soy" is superimposed into Psychokronik's handle)
Pyro's reaction to seeing a middle-aged man doing a Fortnite dance not once, not twice, but three times:
"There's at least...one million people on Earth...and so many of these people are just the same guy!"
His increasingly hilarious tantrums he throws every time he sees a meme clowning on him in "MOTH LAMP MEMES". One particular reaction is him running to his bed and jumping on it like an angry child.
One Bongo Cat meme has the titular cat falling off from a wheelchair... which promptly sends Pyro into a quiet but meaningful fit.
In "These Youtubers Are "Dying"", Pyro plays an off-key saxophone, squatting on top of his bed during the part where Thomas (one of the hosts of the XtremeGamez channel) sings a song for his apparently "dying" brother, Johnny.
"What the hell was that?"
Pyro, along with Dolan Dark and Hyojin (and later Ramsker, Root, and Kwite in the second video) took a stabon commissioning Fiverr and Cameo videos, highlights on the first video include:
Making Jesus say the 250k subs copypasta from Pyro's said milestone video.
Requesting Road Rash, a "famous American alcohol biker" who does roasts "from mild to wild", to roast Ninja. Unfortunately, they were disappointed on what the roast was like later on.
Pyro insisting that every YouTuber he commissions has to do a "fat dab".
The four came across Soulja Boy on Cameo. They were all excited to commission him, only to find out he was unavailable because (according to Pyro) he was busy in Dubai. Cut to a clip of him in said location, but with his voice distorted.
"This is painful to watch. My wife left me, and that was more entertaining than this."
After months of trying to get his attention, Pyro finally managed to convince Kanye Westto follow him on Twitter. And the first thing he asked him afterwards?
One skit has the Isabelle amiibo confronting Pyro in the middle of a forest. He tried shooting her with no avail, and then tried to fire a bazooka at her, which failed because he was "too weak", much to his dismay. His final solution? Summon a Solaire amiibo as his "Final Smash".
Pyro's entire video reacting to 250k subs memes in an attempt to lay it to rest. This does not work.
Highlights include the IRL meme mashup of the wheelchair cat, Bully Hunters, and 250k meme, as well as the guy who sampled both the wheelchair cat and Pyro's laugh to remake the music tracknote OMFG - Hello from the 250k video.
When Pyro asks for 250k memes on Twitter... his fans instead sent him Thanos memes.
One particular meme his fans sent is Fiverr Jesus reciting the copypasta, which is the exact video Pyro commissioned from him during his antics on Fiverr.
Pyro:(Solemnly) I don't want do fucking YouTube anymore, man. I can- I could be working a 9-5 at a McDonalds... And I would be satisfying more people than what I'm doing now... This is so sad!
"losers read r/indianpeoplefacebook"
"Hi. On way. Am lost." (Image shows the Uber driver icon being in the middle of the ocean) "How did this happen, Dinesh?"
The five came across an image about a man "losing his best friend", captioned only with "follow". Dolan Dark uses this advantage to promote his Twitter, which Pyro promptly makes fun of.
Pyro persuading the others to read a meme one letter each. Surely enough, he tells them to stop before even finishing a single word.
, in which they played Club Penguin and Club Penguin Island: