Funny / Oceanfalls

Okay, normally in this space you'd put some kind of funny explanation for a joke. But to be perfectly honest, there's nowhere to start here.

• Nino getting juked by a note.
• The entire sequence of Nino meeting Aria... and mistaking her monster disguise for being real and running off.
• Kotori's list of illegal things. Humans is listed twice.
  They're guilty of not one, not two, but THREE things on your list of illegal things.
• Aria and Nino trying to pass off their half-assed disguises as real to Kotori.
  JUST A GROUP OF MONSTER FRIENDS, DOING MONSTER THINGS, NO HUMANS HERE, HA HA HA
  Kotori: (Very clearly is not buying it)
  HOW IS SHE NOT CONVINCED YET YOU HAVE BOTH THE HORNS AND THE EYES COME ON
• Nino's imagine spot over the colorful crayons.
• Nino's art montage, including the final result.
  • Doubles as a Death Note reference.
  • Five's judgmental look.
• >Nino: Attempt to discuss Ariass.
  You think this is about time you stopped chatting. And also time to stop thinking of weird things. You freak.
  • Nino's face◊ in reaction to the command is golden.
• Monsters constantly being jerks to Nino.
• The people of Redtulip Town wanting nothing but money from Nino.
• The hat guy's dialog.
  Don't ask a bro about they horns, that's not cool.
• Nino's reaction to an essay on The benefits and ethics of blood consumption in food.
  Okay, yeah, fuck the library forever.
  • Doubles as fridge horror and Nightmare Fuel if you think deeper about it...
• Nino getting beat up and mugged by a group of colorful maids.
  • Also his following lamentation over it.
    For what purpose doth man breath, just to be humiliated henceforth? Are we not mere puppets, overwhelmed by the flow of time and destiny? Isn't this very destiny the cruelest mistress any man knows of? Shall thou dare to oppose destiny, you WILL find yourself lacking belongings, laying face first on a sidewalk, infinitely dwelling on your pathetic state.
  • The fact that it's happening simultaneously as Five tells her Dark and Troubled Past to Aria.
• In [I]ntermission 1, we get to properly meet Prince Suvillan for the first time... when he's arguing with Kotori about how she doesn't understand royal lingo.
  • How does he force Solis to take Corona to Red Tulip Town? Threaten him with janitor duty.
• After Corona announces to Kotori that she won their bet, she ends up getting angry that Kotori had practically no reaction other than conceding her loss.
• Solis admitting that the only reason he remembers Aria was that his Paralegal job was so boring that even a slightly abnormal individual stands out in his memories.
  Solis: It also happened to be on the day I quit that job, which was the happiest day of my life. That isn't exactly a very high bar, but whatever.
• After Aria wakes up in jail, she responds to the suggestion "Aria: Start Jailbreak Adventure." She doesn't get the reference.
  • The only thing of interest she finds in her cell is a series of notes from monsters to the former prisoners, with the monsters constantly declaring they removed more amenities and furnishings so humans can't kill themselves.
    Note #5: PSA HUMANS: STOP USING FURNITURE TO HURT SELF (angry face)
• Kotori and Corona's plan to hide each other's secrets completely fall apart when Suvillan blatantly states that the info they shared doesn't match with his. Corona instantly starts flinging the blame ball to Solis and Kotori, Solis is constantly yelled over, and Kotori only feeds her and Corona's argument.
• When Nino has fallen into the Cave of Illusions, he comes across multiple signs of monster propaganda, all claiming that the human prince Eats Babies.
  Suggestion Prompt: Nino: Make sure the sign is not just another illusion.
  No, no, of course not!
  Of COURSE this, of all things, is real and not an illusion.
• After Suvillan congratulates Kotori for (supposedly) killing the human (Aria), Corona and Solis once again take opportunities to rib each other.
  Solis: Your highness, I figure it was too much for her, after all.
  Corona: Yeaaah, shit was REAL ugly, your highness!!
  Kotori: O-oh, yes! I uh... It was ugly but I-I managed, somehow.
  Suvillan: Oh my, I see. Lord knows the ritual can be quite the shock when done firsthand. I figured you'd be strong enough to withstand it, though.
  Corona: Naaah no way, she's no veteran like good ol' ME! I bet I could count on one hand the number of corpses she's seen in her lifetime!
  Solis: You're no real veteran either, compared to me.
  Corona: Oh what, so this is suddenly a peein' challenge?? Quit showing off and whizzin' it all up!
  Solis: You turned it into one. And I believe you mean a "pissing contest."
  Corona: I know what I said and I meant what I know I said, you sacrilege of life.
• Nino finding a cat hidden in some snow. It takes about one panel before he falls in love with him.
• When one prompt suggests that the cat is the thief from the picture, Nino thinks it's a stupid idea that's be straight out of an Anime. He then proceeds to comment how "murderous catgirls with cleavers" is now an old gimmick and the new gimmick is "murderous fashionistas, with shiny rings and lasers flaring everywhere".
  • He then proceeds to recall the previous season of "Galactic Princess Selene".
    Cat friend's eyes slowly judge you.
    Maybe you shouldn't be thinking of this right now.
• Most of Lune's interactions with Kaji.
• When we jump back to Solis heading home for the day, the very first suggestion is demanding he set something on fire.
• "Jack off! Wait, no, it's uh.. Jack pot! Yeah, that's the saying!"
• The entirety of Nino meeting Mei. All of it.
  • Nino's first reaction is astonishment, partly since she's the thief from the wanted poster earlier... and because she looks like a character from Galactic Princess Selene.
    You think of many things in astonishment. For one, you think this is the thief from the poster. And she looks almost like Galactic Princess Selene's rival in season 3, the plucky gentlewoman thief who somehow steals the codes to deactivate the heroine's cyborg friend, but then in a twist of fate, falls in love with the loveless cyborg, thus kickstarting a tragically boring season of side romance. Wow!
  • Once Mei notices him, her first reaction to throw the giant bolder into the water right next to him and run at him yelling something. Once she gets close enough, Nino can make it out.
    "MY BOYFRIEND", she says.
    
    "...WHAT" you pause.
  • Suggestion Prompt: "Nino: Die on the inside"
  • Nino then begins to have a freakout at the idea that he has a girlfriend who is also a winged just as Mei is about to reach him...
    You say oh my god, no way. You mean, you have a girlfriend? Is she your girlfriend? You yell "PLEASE HANG ON I DON'T REMEMBER DATING YOU ALTHOUGH I'M SURE THAT IT WAS NICE BUT UH WAIT WHY WOULD I HAVE BEEN DATING A WINGED NOT A HUMAN EVEN IF IT'S UM A CUTE ONE AND WHY WOULD MY GIRLFRIEND BE A CRIMINAL I DON'T UNDERSTAND-"
    (Mei grabs the cat out of Nino's hands)
    "BOYFRIEND!" She says.
    She heard none of what you were saying.
  • Once Mei calms down and thanks Nino for finding him, she explains she named the cat Boyfriend. When Nino asks why and Mei leads him on, he puts it all together: she named him Boyfriend so she could say that she had a boyfriend when people asked her if she had one.

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