Funny / Migration

• Gwen exaggerating Dax's first meeting with Kim.
  Mack: Dax! Gwen! Are you crazy? You can't just take off like that!
  Gwen: (points to Dax) He made me do it!
  Dax: What?
  Gwen: And he talked...to a GIRL!
  Mack: A GIRL!?
  Dax: (angry) Gwen!
  Gwen: Yeah, and he told her (whispering) he wants to marry her!
  Dax: WHAT!? I didn't say that!
  Gwen: You said it with your eyes!
  (he attacks her)
  Gwen: Dad, he's hitting me, he's hitting me!
  Mack: Hey, hey, hey, enough, enough!
  Gwen: Sibling cruelty!
• Gwen's effort to convince Uncle Dan to join the migration. And it works.
  Gwen: We're going to Jamaica!
  Uncle Dan: No, I don't think so, kiddo.
  Gwen: Oh, please, Uncle Dan!
  Uncle Dan: Nah.
  Mack: (nervously) Oh, too bad, he doesn't wanna come, honey. We tried, what else could we do? Let's leave.
  (determined, Gwen inhales)
  Gwen: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...EEEE...EEA...SE?! (her eyes slowly look away from each other and she flops on the ground in exhaustion) Pretty please?
  Uncle Dan: Woah, that did it! I can't refuse her. Look at her, look at how cute she is.
  Gwen: Yes! Uncle Dan is coming!
  • A very similar thing happens at the very end, albeit with the addition of Dax, about 30 penguins and Mack (slowly leaning in from offscreen) all saying "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?!" with Gwen all while their eyes once again look apart from each other in strain.
  Uncle Dan: Ah, okay, okay. We're goin' to the South Pole.
• Pretty much the whole introductory scene with the pigeons. Highlights include:
  • Uncle Dan fighting for the sandwich
  Uncle Dan: Get away from me! Get away! It's my sandwich! (licks the sandwich) I licked it! I licked it! You can't touch it with duck spit on it!
  • The rest of the mallards arrive to help Uncle Dan, and Mack tries to shoo the pigeons away, calling them "trashy, trashy vermin". They all gasp in shock, and their leader Chump arrives, demands to know who said that, several pigeons, and even Uncle Dan point at Mack.
  • Chump then dares Mack to say it again:
  Mack: Let the record reflect, I just meant to say "trashy vermin". (nervous chuckle) Which I'm not saying that's good, but I wasn't doubling down on "trashy" vermin.
  • Chump then chews Mack out for insulting them, and as Mack tries to apologize:
  Mack: So listen, Chump…
  Chump: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
  Mack: Sorry. I thought your name was "Chump".
  Chump: Yeah, Chump. That's my name. Why?
  Mack: Right. So listen, Chump…
  Chump: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!
  Mack: I'm sorry. Is everyone else hearing "Chump" or…?
  Chump: What did… WHAT?!
• Gwen's "number-two-situation". All of it.
  Gwen: Are you sure no one's watching?
  Pam: GWEN MALLARD! Do it now, or we leave without you!
  Gwen: Okay, okay.
  Pam: Ugh, she's perfectly capable of doing her business in the sky, and yet here we are.
  Mack: It's okay, Pam, just let her be.
  Gwen: Does anybody have a soft moss?
  Pam: JUST USE A LEAF!

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