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• Mark's Brutal Doom playthrough opens with a screen card that reads "Warning: This video contains scenes of extreme violence, WHICH IS AWESOME!"
• In a It Makes Sense in Context moment, Mark gives birth to a chair. It's a boy!
• His reaction to finally getting into a locked chest in Never Again and finding a Creepy Doll.
  Mark: That is not the prize I wanted. [holds doll aloft and shakes it] BEGONE, DEMON!
• In Real Horror Stories there's this moment, when Mark is talking to an old woman who’s sitting on a bench and weeping.
  Mark: Lady, why you cryin'? Why you cryin', lady? Is it ‘cuz you’re OLD? And UGLY? And no-one LOVES YOU? IS THAT WHY?! 'Cause you're alone in a forest because... I’m sorry, lady, are you OK?
• In the Markiplier Fangame 2, this flavour text occurs: "Markiplier was rewarded for being obedient, and was given a disco." *cue the disco music*
  • "Markiplier, you butt has been stabbed. Hooray."
• The Stanley Parable's confusion ending has one moment where the Narrator puts on some very adventurous, upbeat music, which Markiplier can't help smiling to, and moving his head with the beat. While this music is playing, Mark eventually finds an "impossible space", very much confusing him, but the music is playing, so he has to immediately go from being confused to excited again.
• Truly, rage beyond rage... The video is comedy gold from that point until the end, especially when Markiplier devolves into Angrish just before rage-loading a previous save.
  Markiplier (repeatedly dying at the hands of a ridiculous-looking monster): MOTHER... AAAAARRRGH! I'm so mad. I'm soOOO MAAAAAD! UUUUUEEEAAAAAAAGH! NO! FUUUUCKING HELL! I've got a... I'VE GOT A... LET ME OFF! DAMMIT! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMN YOU TO HELL! YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU'RE DEEEAD! Everything! I hate everything! I HATE EVERYTHING! GEDOVAHRDEHRYOUFUCKINGFUCKAHR! I'm gonna, I swear... I SWEAR! LET ME THROUGH!
• During his Dead Space playthrough, Mark decides around episode 12 (of his 36 episode playthrough, no less) to do the "Pulse Rifle Challenge" where he will prioritize using ONLY the Pulse Rifle the entire game, after having been unimpressed by it previously. Once the decision is made, he laughs maniacally as he sells everything but his Plasma Cutter and buys the Pulse Rifle and enough Power Nodes to upgrade it to max, claiming repeatedly that the audience will hate him for doing it.
  • Winds up becoming a moment of Awesome as well as simply just hilarious as the Pulse Rifle, once fully upgraded, is a very powerful weapon. Due to the way the game handles item drops, Mark finds himself picking up primarily Plasma Energy and Pulse Rounds in addition to Medpacks, ensuring that outside of the occasional trouble here and there, he's never hurting for ammo and effectively breezes his way through the rest of the game without relying on anything else.
  • Becomes funny once more as this also means he's basically swimming in Power Nodes the rest of the game and hardly any real use for them. By the time he's in the final episode and right before the Hive Mind, he's maxed out the Pulse Rifle, Isaac's HP, the Stasis Module, and the Kinesis Module, leaving him with few options outside of the Plasma Cutter and Contact Beam, which he sees little reason to upgrade since they're very situational for him. He jokingly decides to max out his Air gauge (read: an upgrade that is never necessary to upgrade once, outside of simple convenience's sake) as he's "sure they'll throw another vacuum" at him. Needless to say, the game doesn't.
• His Dead Space 2 playthrough is just as full of hilarity.
  • For starters, he laments not being able to play on Hardcore (which other players more familiar with it can tell you that it is insanely difficult and allows a maximum of 3 saves for the entire game), so he instead chooses to play on Zealot which the game describes as "Enemies will brutalize you". Early on, he mocks the game's seemingly easy gameplay by referring back to this description with derision. Remember that when he's raging about repeated deaths later on in the series.
  • Mark takes a shine to the new Detonator weapon early on, which launches tripwire mines and can be used as a makeshift though SLIGHTLY less than effective grenade launcher against necromorphs. Some of his above mentioned deaths are a result of him panicking and launching a detonator mine point blank at enemies, blowing poor Isaac to pieces in the process.
  • Just TRY not to laugh when Lurker sightings are met with "AH! It's a BABY!"
• A running gag on his Dead Space 3 walkthrough is that he constantly mentions or talks about Ellie's boobs.
• Mark's mispronunciation of the Swedish words for "No Smoking" is set on a loop. Let's see how long you can last.]
  YouTube Commenter: After 5 minutes it sounds like some kind of a dark acolyte summoning a demon..
  • In another video Mark attempts to read a note in the foreign language he quips he accidentally summoned a demon into the viewer's home. In later episodes of the same series he continues to apologizes for it and gives helpful suggestions on how to deal with their new resident.
• In Slender: The Arrival, Part 3 when he first encounters the Slender-proxy he repeatedly states that he has a flashlight ("with your name on it!") The actual encounter is very brief, with Mark screaming the following: "You're not supposed to do that! You're supposed to be blinded - be blinded, you DICK! THIS IS NOT WORKING!"
  • When it actually does work on the second try, the normally PG Markiplier breaks out the big guns: "Get blinded, you bitch! Be blinded! Yeah, that's right, suck ten thousand cocks right there, in your EYEBALLS!"
• His playthrough of Fuck This Game isn't too hysterical. Him randomly dancing in the background purely as a distraction is.
  • It occurs also in Ragdoll Olympics.
• While playing The Last of Us and sneaking by some Clickers, Bill starts stomping very loudly. Even funnier when Bill tells Joel to be quiet, he still stomps around the area, leading Mark to call him a Hypocrite.
  • His second episode for the Left Behind DLC. When Ellie receives a pun book from Riley, he cringes at Hurricane of Puns that he undergoes.
    "My respect for Ellie just went down."
  • During the beginning of Part 11, he has to make Joel go swimming. He has trouble with the controls, at one point making Joel swim in a backwards, upside-down loop.
• All of the Enviro Bear 2000 video, which is essentially a bear driving simulator. At one point Mark loses all hope of winning the game when it gives him the message that 'the fish have been over-fished' and he can only fatten up on berries. He then drives over a pond... and a ridiculously large fish falls into the car. It's so big, it fills up the entire dash and Mark can't even eat it because it gets wedged outside of his reach by some rocks that had fallen into the car earlier.
• Mark trying to find the blacksmith's shop involves lots of ham and talking to himself.
  Monster!Mark: WHEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIITH?
  Villager!Mark: Why does he want to know where the blacksmith is? We don't have a blacksmith!
  Monster!Mark: WHEEERE'S THE BLAAACKSMIIITH?
  • Now has an animated version.
• Mark playing The World's Hardest Game with a speech jammer. Since he's essentially rendered incoherent in terms of commentary, it's amusing to listen to him stumble over his words while talking.
• Mark's glorious reaction to the giant Killer Teddy Bear in the first part of The Witch's House. Also counts as a Moment of Awesome for the game as it convinced Markiplier that RPG Maker games can indeed be scary.
  • The third part has Mark being so startled by a Jump Scare (the toy soldier shooting Viola with a real gun) that he falls out of his chair and takes his webcam down with him.
  • There's also his stunned reaction to the first death.
• The last five minutes of his playthrough of Mental, where he's constantly on edge and mumbles "I don't wanna" after being jumpscared. It's telling that he's so drained by the end of the game that he tells the viewers not to play the game.
• His initial excitement when thinking The Curse of Blackwater is a pirate themed horror game, and his angry disappointment when he is told it's not.
  • In Part 5 of the same game, Markiplier hides from the Necromorph-like monster before joking that he's tied up in a corner, naked. The monster hears him.
  Mark: "Oh no! I'm just, I'm tied up in a corner, naked, just for–"
  (monster bursts into the room, breathing very heavily, and immediately kills him)
• Segway of the Dead, an incredibly short playthrough that has the muscular, bare-chested protagonist drive into a horde of zombies with a segway - which causes him to be devoured. Mark headbangs to the heavy metal "game over" song.
• In Ao Oni Part 2, Markiplier learns to close the prison door behind him.
  Mark: Why is this good? Why is this good? [Oni shows up and kills him.] AAGH—! [Stunned Silence] ...What the hell?! How was I supposed to do anything?! What was that?!
  • In Part 4, Markiplier solves the doll puzzle and goes to exit the room. Takeshi's dead body falls from its hanging place, prompting this:
    Mark: (Beat) Was he there the whole time?!
  • The beginning of Part 5 has two Oni interrupt Mark’s intro.
• 'I am God.' "You might want to brush your teeth, God."
• The entire collab with Cry. Including but not limited to instances such as:
  • "OSTRICH FACTS!"
  • Mark and Cry discovering that ostriches can fly.
  • Cry's multiple failed attempts at using a portal.
  • Abandoning each other for hats.
  • Cry's story about his mother and the haunted house, which leads to an uncomfortable "vibrator" joke.
• In Half Dead 2, Wades avatar looks quite a bit like Keanu Reeves, which leads to him pretending to actually be Keanu, and unenthusiastically promote various John Wick movies. Cue this quote:
  Keanu!Wade: John Wick 6, in theaters next fall! [Gets eaten by alligators after jumping into a pit of water]
• His playthrough of the Oculus Rift horror game Alone provides the following moment:
  Mark (Reading a note that's in the game within the game): "'Whenever I'm in the nursery, I swear I can hear the voices of small children.'"
  Disembodied Voice (Whispering): "Mommy."
  Mark (Freaking out): "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
• His playthrough of Death Dice Overdose. Watch as Mark collects a bunch of pills in order to make his black bar much bigger.
• Penis Cloner. Nothing else needs to be said.
  Mark: "...why?!..."
• Any time where he ends up playing a game that either features a Shout-Out or is directly based off of him in general. One good example is when he plays a mod of SCP – Containment Breach... based off of him. He spends a few seconds at the start of the video in stunned silence, and later comments that it brings a new level of disturbing to the game.
• The quickest round ever of Trouble in Terrorist Town. It lasts less than a second.
• His reaction to a distorted, disembodied voice of a little girl in The Darkest Words:
  Voice: "Where's my mommy?"
  Mark (Freaked out): "Whoa-kay, nope! (Beat) I don't know where she is!"
  • And later, his reaction to what one can only assume to be an Easter Egg in the game.
• Part 2 of his playthrough of the Obvious Beta Hell Was Here. Especially at the end when he decides to Rage Quit after he died immediately after he walked into an empty room.
• Any time one of the monsters in a game interrupts his outro, like in this video of him playing SCP Containment Breach.
• Every time he plays a game where you have to destroy yourself, such as Skate 3 or Turbo Dismount. Crowner goes to this accident, where he manages to get sandwiched between two camions. And he doesn't realize it until he sees the replay.
• His playthrough of Bleached Eyeballs, which he calls "OCULUS RIFT AT ITS BEST!!!" due to the game's poor design.
• The Hot Sauce Challenge has Mark babbling in pain after having eaten hot sauce, with the subtitles adding to the hilarity.
• All four Impossible Quiz playthroughs. Mark does not like the nonsensical nature of the questions, and rages whenever he loses and is forced to start again from the beginning.
• The That's What She Said counter in his Leg-Waxing Impossible Quiz Challenge. At one point it explodes.
• There's quite a few hilarious moments in his playthrough of Hotline Miami, but this line after beating a mission is absolute gold.
  Mark: Ooh! 'C' is for 'average'! 'C' is for... (Beat) We're not gonna talk about what 'C' is for.
• Exploring Insanity in The Forest. Pretty much the entire video is hilarious, from an increasingly Ax-Crazy Mark attacking every bird he sees as quickly as they respawn, to randomly flying. At one point, his video recorder stops working, which shows up on-screen as Mark screaming into a black void. Meanwhile, all of this is interspersed with goofy narration that lampshades the craziness of it all.
• Murder Clown, which has the same level of weirdness as Revenge of the Sunfish. There's no need to explain how Mark reacts to it.
  Mark: "I just got mind fucked and I don't know what happened! It's too early in the morning for this bullshit!"
• There's a "neckbeard" themed version of Flappy Bird, called Flappy Fedora. In Mark's playthrough of it he spends the entire video doing an impression of pick up artist types, only to repeatedly get interrupted by the game.
• The entirety of his Impossible Let's Play series. Most hilarious is his Makeup Challenge, in which he spends the entire video attempting to apply makeup to himself blind. When he finally gets out a mirror...
  Mark: [laughing] Oh my god, I look like a friggin' clown...
  • He then turns it into Monster Clown stuff immediately after, complete with a crazy laugh very reminiscent of Mark Hamill's Joker.
  • Impossible Let's Play: Ice Bath Challenge has a shirtless Mark playing Surgeon Simulator as he slowly freezes in the cold bathwater, up until he accidentally drops his iPad and wrecks it.
• His moments of Wrong Genre Savvy throughout Among the Sleep, particularly his assumption that the teddy bear is the one responsible for all the horrible things when it's actually the mother. This results in close to every statement the teddy makes making Mark uncomfortable and suspicious.
• At one point in his playthrough of It Moves, he makes his character interact with what appears to be a red-faced young girl dressed in a green cloak that audibly growls and stamps a demonic face on his screen, which leaves a faint after-image. It takes Mark two minutes to notice.
• And then Mark and friends play a horror map in GMOD as the cast of Five Nights at Freddy's. Memorable moments include Mark-as-Freddy making an impression of his trademark Evil Laugh, and him constantly blowing up Wade (as Foxy) each time he grabs a puzzle piece and taking it from him to add to the wall.
  Mark: "I really don't wanna cross the threshold of slam... [Wade runs towards Mark] But Wade is! [Wade tries to cross, blowing himself up]"
  • Everything after they give up trying to solve the puzzles and cheat, especially when GMOD's Physics Gun (which looks like a blue Gravity Gun) comes into play.
  • See this adaptation by a fan using the models from GMOD. Bonus points for giving both Golden Freddy and the security guard a Reaction Shot.
• Mark's video of Mole Hammers with Wade, especially his meltdown at the end after losing badly to Wade.
  • And then there's the sequel, in which Mark redoes the intro every time he loses.
• Mark plays again Table Tug with Wade. Starting from this moment, he begins recounting the history of the Tit Tanic. It has to be heard.
• His playthrough of Spore with Wade and Tyler. Of course, it devolves into the creation of creepily unnatural and phallic-like creatures. One of them even gained the nickname of "MMMMMMMMMMM."
  • In the "One Word Tyler" part, this exchange occurs.
  Mark: [Your character] ain't no slut. You ain't gonna-
  Tyler: You gotta get a bone before you can do that.
  *Mark stays silent for several seconds without moving*
  • There's also this moment with Mark (and maybe Tyler) singing a bastardized version of "La Bamba".
  Mark: Aiaaaaaa I love bancha
  Mark and Tyler: Estoy en gato
  Mark and Tyler: En mis pantalones
  Mark: En el en puedio
  Mark: El est oy un puedio
  Mark: En el en un puedio
  Mark: La ba la bancha
  (Mark stays silent for several seconds and stares at the camera without moving.)
  Mark: (the camera zooms in and settles on his face) ...puedio.
• The end of GMOD Murder #14. Bob is on a ledge with a gun pointed at Wade, Mark, and Jack, and says that if the murderer pulls out his knife, he will shoot one of the bystanders and leave the remaining two to duke it out. Mark, who is currently the murderer, pulls out the knife. Bob immediately shoots him.
  Mark: You lying sack of crap!
• During a round of GMOD Sandbox with Jacksepticeye, the two build their own forts, and each try to destroy the other. Jack's is made out of ammo crates and a few wooden ones, so that when Mark tosses a grenade, only one of the wooden boxes is destroyed. Fort Blam-Ass (Mark's fort), on the other hand is mostly made out of explosive barrels, so when Jack throws his grenade - BOOM.
• Mark and Bob play Don't Starve Together. At the start of day 2, they chop down a tree and immediately awaken a treeguard. Hilarity Ensues.
• After several episodes of failure after failure, he swears off Vanish for forever. He eventually returns and, lacking any new material to talk about (since he's already covered everything about the game in the previous six episodes), he decides to retell the history of America. It eventually devolves into 25 minutes of pure rage.
  • Then after the game gets updated:
  Markiplier (After being thrown into the maze unwillingly) Ohhhhhhhhh, I'm here against my will! I can related so much to that! I would rather be anywhere than playing this game!
  • In the last part, Mark gets so angry that he goes crazy and starts to hear voices in the game.
    Mark: [holds up hand to his ear] What's that? Kill all the humans? Turn into a moleman? Well, looks like I'm the scary monster now. Maybe you guys should be afraid of me... Maybe after a while, this place won't be so bad... [noise] What's that? [holds up his hand to his ear again to listen to the background noise] I can't understand you, you're just mumbling. You need to annunciate more. [runs into a moleman] Use your lips. [points at it] You. [The moleman snaps his neck] I didn't want to look over there.
• Mark going savagely apeshit over the insanely bad QWOP-style controls of I Am Bread. Made by the same people who brought us Surgeon Simulator and its notoriously difficult controls.
  • On his second attempt, where he used a controller (which was recommended for the game), he gets so angry over not being able to climb over a duvet that he literally breaks said controller on camera.
    Mark: "I don't care. I really don't care. I just don't- I don't wanna play this anymore- I fuck- [Begins smashing controller] FU-"
• The end of part 5 of Anna is comedy gold. When Mark places the Mask of the Divine and the mourning dress on the chair, he freaks out when the ensemble pops onto the chair and looks right at him. He regains his composure, lamenting how he'd actually hoped that wouldn't work, then turns around and a phantom copy of the mask appears right in his face, prompting Cluster F-Bomb angrish.
  "ARGH, GOD! YOU MOTHER... FUCKING FUCK!"
  • He then opens part 6 stating he is NOT going to look behind him at the horror he just created. Only to nearly collapse yet again later when the Assassin's Mask abruptly falls off his face due to completing a puzzle.
• Mark plays Zoo Race, a racing game where a bunch of animals celebrate surviving The Great Flood by racing each other. It's even stranger than it sounds.
• Misao asks you to give a name to the player character and an NPC. Mark comes up with "Samanthera" for the player character and "Isabelonkr" for Miss Library. He cracks up the second time.
  • Any Hello, [Insert Name Here] situation in any game is going to end in madness where Mark is involved. The Escapists is a very good example of this, with YouTube commenters jokingly pondering just how hilariously bad the names of Mark's kids might be if he had any.
  • After Samanthera blacks out and is sent into the other dimension, she meets Onigawara...who Mark recognizes from another game. His commentary throughout the whole scene is hilarious.
  'I am Onigawara, the student council president', BULLSHIT. 'And this is the student council room', BULLSHIT also.
  'After the earthquake, the school was sucked into another world', totally logical.
  'Well. It's a curse', hee-hee, Misao's curse, of course!
  'Always in the library, so that's what we call her', we being me and myself, of course. I'm not crazy.
  'So you will. As Library informs me, the school is full of evil spirits. And yet you still wish to go', you dumb-dumb.
• When Mark plays Whack Your Boss, he picks the scissors, resulting in a Slashed Throat for the Boss alongside a huge amount of High-Pressure Blood. Now, that's not funny in and of itself (well, depending on your point of view). What is funny, however, is Mark's squicked-out reaction to it. The moment the scissors hit...
  "AAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! OOOOHH, GOD! ...UUURHH! That's like my worst one! I hate that! Ohh, God!
• Mark being scared of the giant window behind him while he is staying with the Game Grumps. Towards the start of "Whack Your Computer" he even mentions "Five Nights at Grumps" because of it.
  • At one point in his Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion playthrough (then called Spooky's House of Jumpscares), it so unnerves him that he actually flips it off.
• In Mark's play-through of Exoptable Money, he gets worried because his cat hasn't come back yet. After a while, he picks up a ukulele and starts improvising a song about how much he misses it. Though, it does result in Mood Whiplash once it's revealed Madame Sinclair killed the cat and wants to sell its fur.
• The entirety of Mark's playthrough of Air Control. Moments include:
  • His reaction to the opening cinematic, especially when he reads "Do you know what does it mean?".
  • Him singing "Do You Want To Build A Snowman" while the plane is sinking.
• The random JUMPCUT in his first I Am Bread video.
• His Hot Sauce + I Am Bread + Sick Day CHALLENGE!! is chock full of hilarity, particularly the moment where he just loses it and screams for seven full seconds.
• One of Mark's creations in Besiege is the Not-A-Pe-Nis 3000, the very latest in farming technology.
  • Good moment:
  Markiplier: The Nota-Pe-Nis cannot be stopped! (beat) Apparently, the Nota-Pe-Nis is being stopped.
  • And now introducing the new and improved Not-A-Pe-Nis 4000 and the Not-A-Pe-Nis Lite.
  Mark: It comes with a patented cannon! FOR FARMING!
  Mark: Nota-Pe-Nis "Life is hard. Shouldn't you be too?"
  Mark: It's a plowing monster (complete with distortion on the last two words)
  • Mark showing off the FARMING cannons effectiveness against a stone harp, first with one cannon, four cannons and finally FIFTEEN cannons. All failing each time.
• Markiplier playing Plug and Play. At the end of the game, he's at a loss for words.
  Markiplier: <slurred> Awright, I guess that's the end of it! Sooooo, there you go! That's Plug and Play! Uhhweh- the moral of the story is... <long beat>
  Markiplier: I don't know why I wasted your time or why you stuck with this! So, HEY-HEY! WOO-HOO! HA-HA! PRIZES FOR EVERYBO- <trails off>
• In his play through of Antumbra:
  Markiplier: People are saying it's very, very good, and since I'm so good at games, I'm not going to have any trouble with this at all... Please stop laughing, I haven't even gotten to the game yet.
• Throughout his April 2015 Charity Livestream, he greets all the countries that everyone keeps saying they're from. However, at one point, he gets so frustrated with Super Mario World that, when people start telling him their locations again in hopes of getting greeted, he says that he doesn't care where everyone's from. He dies immediately after saying this. This is funny enough, especially with everyone in the chat lampshading it, but after he registers what happened, he starts backtracking and apologizing. After a couple minutes of that, he admits that he's not really sorry and is just trying to make sure karma doesn't get him again. He dies again after saying that.
  "Hello, Russia! Hello! Australia!"
  "Hi Sophie! Hi 4:20 market!"
  • "I want a frick feather! Can I get the frick feather instead of the Fire Flower? Can I get a frick feather/Fire Flower combo?"
• The entirety of his Trollface Quest series could qualify, but his reaction to beating the second level of the first game^note You're offered a red pill and a blue pill by Morpheus. Taking either one results in death. To win, click your character's eyes; he'll take both pills, jam them into his eye, and start running around should give you a good idea of what to expect:
  Mark: (After staring in stunned silence for a few seconds) Well I can already tell this game is going to drive me to drink! Isn't it?
• The way he flubs his intro in some of his videos can be... interesting.
  • In Ao Oni part 1:
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to let's play Ao Oni! A-O Oni. Now... I... Eugh... Uhh... Ehh... AAAHHH—
  • In Trollface Quest 1:
  Mark: Hello- *voice crack* HOAAAAAAA—
  • In Trollface Quest 4:
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Warkiplier... What?!
  • In The Plague:
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to The Plague, ga gindie gi-goo bi-goo-boo kuhuhuhu!
  • In Infiltrating the Airship:
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to Infiltrating the Airship, the same game in the line of games made by the people who made the other games like Stealing the Diamond and Escaping the Pri- I dauuuuuua. [cut]
  Mark: *laughing to himself* This is the worst intro e-verrr.
  • In BNKR:
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to BNKR, also known as 'Bunker' if you wanna analonin— analoni— analogininize like that... *makes a troll face while nyuking, which then reverses*
  • In Mr. Massagy
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Mushmarph...(awkward silence while he makes a weird face) Whooooa boy.
  • In 3 SCARY GAMES #23:
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Welcome— what?!
  • One of his earliest goofs was in his 2012 playthrough of Labyrinth (not to be confused with a game of the same name that he played about a year later)
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplayer! *scoffs after he realizes what he said* Yeah. "Markiplayer"! That's meee!
  • His screwup in the beginning of Don't Spill Your Coffee deserves special mention, due to his reaction to said blooper: none. He just steams ahead like he hadn't just mangled his own name. The comment section, of course, did NOT let it go.
  Mark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiflamdam and welcome to Don't Spill Your Coffee!
  • In Part 4 of his Resident Evil Village playthrough:
  Mark: Hello everybody, my name is Bagamum. (chortles having realised what he's just said) Wh— hohoho— what the—
• In the opening of Dancing With Caution (With the Addition of Markiplier), when he dances to the the opening music, he shakes his head so hard that his headphones come off and spill coffee all over his desk.
  Mark: It's everywhere! Oh no, it's everywhere!
• Mark promoting his new perfume. Just..... watch the brilliance.
• MARKIPLIER GETS BANNED FROM YOUTUBE. He probably would have been, if this massively censored passage hadn't been edited out:
  Mark: (jokingly) If I was gonna flip you off, I would flip you off. (laughs) Did I mention that WE (makes "fucking" hand motions) you know, with the homeless!
  *Wade makes a horrified face*
  Mark: and the-
  (Technical Difficulties)
  Mark: and the-
  (Technical Difficulties)
  Wade: *horrified* Mark no! Stop! You're gonna have to mute all of this!
  Mark: and after they f-
  [BANNED]
  Mark: ("eating" hand motion) Om-nom-nom!
  • Afterwards:
  Mark: (with his face in his hands) If I forget to censor this...
  • At the very end of the episode:
  Mark: It's really not that bad if you think about it...
  Wade: (Double Take)
  Mark: (laughing uncontrollably) That face!
• Sydney Shark, the sequel to the game Miami Shark, has this as the ending. What sells it is Mark's silence:
  Mark: Oh. Well. That seems... I-I'm doing a good thing? I'm doing a good thing?
  (the nuke explodes)
  Mark: *silence and shocked face as the points rack up*
  Mark: *with a confused look* YEAH! I DID IT!
• In the game The Terrible Old Man (Based On the H.P. Lovecraft Novel), before he plays the game, Mark makes up his own story, and, well...
  Mark: So anyway... There's this guy sitting at a bar, he's very old and very terrible. He's just sitting there hating life and hating everyone. When all of a sudden, CTHULHU POPS THROUGH THE DOORS, TENTACLES EVERYWHERE, IT'S LIKE A BAD JAPANESE HENTAI! (coughs and cut)
  Mark: So anyway, the tentacles go out and kill everyone, it doesn't do anything else to them, it just murders them, which is totally fine... And then Cthulhu sits down with the old man, they look each other in the eye, and they know they both hate minorities. And—(breaks down laughing, cut)
  Mark: OR I could just shut up and play the game and then you could experience what the story actually is instead of my stupid rambling...
• Mark's play-through of GAME OF THE YEAR 420BLAZEIT. Just him reacting to the game's weirdness in general.
• In Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion, Mark didn't see Specimen 8 directly in his first playthrough. When he revisits the game after some updates, he sees it and flips.
  Mark: OH! OH DEAR GOD! Auugh it's literally a deer god! Urrgh! What the hell was that?!
  • And then his reaction when he realizes he can't sprint anymore after seconds earlier thanking Spooky for giving him unlimited stamina is just priceless.
  • In part 10 this happens:
  Mark: My mic just fell and nailed me in the balls.
  K.O!
• This bit from Action Henk:
  Markiplier: [after another closeup shot of Betsy's face] Ahh, hi, Betsy. I'm sorry about everything I said! Please don't murder me in my sleep! [cut] Betsy knows when you're awake! Betsy sees if you've been bad or good, SO BE GOOD FOR BETSY'S SAKE!
• Aside from Mark's frantic antics while playing The Evil Within, there's this awkward moment when Joseph takes a harpoon through the noggin in stride.
  • A few episodes before that he gets jumpscared by himself.
  • Killing a monster with an axe, not realizing that it has a buddy until he turns the camera and sees that it's right in front of Sebastian.
• While playing 'The Arm', Mark forgets that he's holding down the space bar, which stores power and makes your punch more powerful. He starts to quote a very popular 'rolling a one' result ("You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable.") when he releases his punch, killing the monster instantly.
  (monster explodes into chunks) Mark: Woah-ho-ho-ho! I thought I was gonna gently caress his back, I gently caressed him to pieces.
• In Holy Potatoes A Weapon Shop, Mark is given the opportunity to name a weapon. He immediately comes up with "The Buttstabber".
  • Doubles as a Brick Joke but he finally finds the blacksmith.
• Night Blights brings us these funny lines.
  • In episode one, he mentions having to "deliver this Furby into the jaws of hell."
  • Episode two:
    Mark: "Yum, yum, SHUT UP!"
    Mark: "I'm a grizzled veteran of a toddler."
• In Soccer Physics w/ Wade:
  Mark: I don't have to do a damn thing. Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha! Ha-whoaNOOOOHHHHHHH
  • Mark looked like he nearly had a heart attack right there! And in true Markiplier fashion, once he starts losing, he starts calling the game stupid.
  Mark: (Between laughing) Stupid, so stupid. Stupid. Did I mention this is stupid? (Yeah.) So stupid.
• While playing Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy during a livestream, Mark comes across a level where Crash has to ride a pig... and some of the obstacles are roasted pigs on skewers. Mark assumes that it's his pig's loved ones, and acts horrified.
  Mark: "Oh my god, it's your brother. Or mother, or father! Oh no it's your cousin, your cousin Wumpo! Oh no, is that Aunt Lou? (Game Over) Oh, well, damn, that was too much for the pig. The emotional burden was too much. (Awkward chuckling)."
  • The aptly titled "WATCH ME LOSE MY MIND OVER A BRIDGE" sees Markiplier dedicate an entire episode to trying to beat "The High Road".
  • Someone made his ramblings into a song.
• In The Deepest Sleep, he calls the Bottom Feeders "Buttholes" because they bear resemblance to them. He later finds the "Toasty Buddy" easter egg on the cinnamon toast in the kitchen. Combine the two...
  Mark: (In front of a Bottom Feeder he can't figure out how to get past) What am I supposed to do about you?! Can I throw cinnamon toast toast into you? Would that appease the mighty Buttgole god? Butthole god, person. Butthole, man, what—HE'S A BUTTHOLE!
  • In Deeper Sleep, Mark demonstrates what No Indoor Voice sounds like when he comes across a dark and empty bedroom.
  Mark: Is anybody sleeping in there?! I yell extremely loudly into the— IS ANYBODY SLEEPING?! HUUUH?! IS ANYBODY?! Okay.
• In his LP of Agar.io, when attempting to become the biggest cell in a game. Apparently, he recorded the intro before attempting it, and had to dub over when he didn't quite succeed:
  Mark: I'm here to show you how to get to (lips) number one (deadpan voice) number two on the leaderboard.
• While playing Firewatch, he has a few moments, but him playing with Officer Forrest Byrnes is a continuous Funny Moment. Especially whenever Deliah is saying something heartwarming or dramatic and all Mark does is zoom in on the cutout's face, making him giggle like a madman.
• While playing the game 'Rake', Mark's character is wandering through the woods at night in search of the creature. During a moment of silence, the character in the game suddenly begins screaming, surprising Mark who also screams and panics, firing the gun aimlessly.
• Markiplier's interesting porn collection. Also from that video, his utter bewilderment as to why he owns Flora's Fruit Farm, why he bought it on Christmas six years ago, and why he never played it.
• Mark has an off day. An absolutely hilarious, language-mangling off day.
• Mark begins his Super Mario Maker playthrough by tackling Ross' levels. The ones that made even Danny completely lose his mind. It's every bit as hilarious as it sounds.
  • Special mention has to go to his happy place rant during Ross's Companion Spring 2. It goes Off the Rails very quickly.
• When Mark plays Don't Whack Your Boss with Superpowers, he picks the claw option first thing and watches in horror as the Boss is quite literally carved into cubes. Then the preview for the mobile version keeps using that particular animation. Needless to say, he is terrified.
• How do you win and pull off an Epic Fail at the same time? Mark shows you how.
• While the livestream itself is rather old and was broadcast early in Mark's YouTube career, this scene certainly counts. To elaborate, Mark connects two blocks via a pipe, and then everything explodes. His and Bob's reactions just sell it. The Reveal about Bob being responsible for the explosion makes it even funnier.
• While all of "Think FAST Markimoo!" is hilarious, special mention goes to the intro, and about three-quarters of the way through the video, where Mark and Wade decide to take a break from the game to watch the Scott Sterling vid. On-camera.
• Mark's crops in Stardew Valley are not planted in the shape of a penis. As he explained during his livestream:
  Mark: So these parsnips are ready to go, so I'm just gonna farm them up here, which... kind of leaves this interesting channelly shaft-like area in the middle of my farm. Uh, it's actually for the...aerodynamics of the air, to get to the crops appropriately, so that they...get the nutrients from the air that they need. "Is that a penis?" What are you talking about? It's a farm! My God!
  • Also from Stardew Valley, when Lewis tells him he's worrying him, Markiplier gives us this gem:
  Mark: I'm worrying everybody nonstop! Lewis, you don't even need to start with me! I know all about worrying people. Heck, I built a penis on my far- I mean, I built an aerodynamic crotch- crop circle on my farm.
• From the ending of the particularly gory "Whack the Burglars":
  Mark: "Coming next: Whack the Serial Killer"? You mean YOU? It better be whacking this spiky-haired psycho!
• During his playthrough of Ben and Ed, Mark has particular trouble on the level with the collapsing cubes as the zombie constantly falls into the abyss. The first fifty minutes of him struggling with the level is where he begins to really get mad.
  Mark: Ohhhh, WHY? WHY DO YOU GO IN THE FUCKING [thumps the desk] WRONG DIRECTION?!?!
  • Several attempts later, he hits the reset button by mistake, and suffers a Freak Out only slightly less monumental than the previous one:
  Mark: NNNNG- No! WHAT THE FUCK NO?! GOD DAMN IT, FUUUUCK! Oh, I hit the wrong button, FUCK!
  • This is then surpassed with a shorter, but even stronger reaction:
  Mark: [attempts a shortcut, then falls again] "OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
• Mark plays a game called There's Poop In My Soup, which is EXACTLY what you think it is. Once he gets a little too into the music:
  Mark: Yeah! 420 blaze it! YEAAAH—! My window's open. My neighbors have been hearing me the whole time screaming about poop. Crap.
• His playthrough of Job Simulator (on the HTC Vive). Something incredibly amusing about him constantly throwing any object he could find at the robots.
  • Especially the first time, when he accidentally throws one of his controllers into a lamp. The reason why he throws the object in-game is because he was prompted to take a paper when ready. Seeing that said paper just tells him "GET TO WORK," he throws it at the Human Instruction Board in offense while saying "Ah, fuck you!" This is followed by a slow motion replay.
  • Ten seconds into the "Office Worker video", he randomly breaks into weird dance. The subtitles (should you turn them on) can only describe it as "the routine mating dance".
  • 'Crumpets. Crumpets, crumpets, crumpets. *picks up some items* Are these crumpets? I don't know what British speak means.'
  • Mark upped his Deadpan Snarker tendencies for this game and spent entire videos insulting his robot customers and bosses, and generally acting like a disgruntled employee.
• During part 3 of his Let's Play of Tasty Planet 2, Mark is horrified to learn that a dinosaur apparently devoured several baby dinosaurs and freaks out. "IT WAS BAAAAAABIES!"
  • The context for both this episode and the previous episode is hilarious as well — he had just come back from PAX and was incredibly tired, leading him to rant and go off on complete tangents during the episodes.
    Mark: This is not okay for 4:30 in the goddamn morning. Fuck. It was babies. [pause] What if my neighbor wakes up to me shouting "It was babies"? I'm gonna get the goddamn cops called on me and then I'm gonna be arrested away shouting: "IT WAS BABIES THE WHOLE TIME! FUCKIN' BAAAABIES! FUUUUUUUUUCK!
• During the Clean your Computer level of Afterlife: the Game, Markiplier finds porn based on him and other fellow Youtubers and bursts out laughing, gets distracted, and runs out of time without accomplishing anything.
• Mark plays Google Feud, a game that's basically Family Feud except with Google search results. He ultimately breaks down in laughter as he puts in weird answers only to discover that some of the answers are either simpler or just weirder, and starts giving answers involving "a pet named Steve".
  • Even funnier, if you try to Google "I think I have...", it'll now auto-complete to "a pet named Steve", no doubt because of viewers looking it up not realizing it's just a random thing Mark came up with.^* This has been tested in Incognito and off-account, which removes Google tailoring the search to your history. So, yes, Mark broke Google.
• Mark starts playing Felix's new game called the Pewdiebot, and just like how he converses with Eviebot, it doesn't end well.
  Mark: Hello, my name is Markiplier.
  Pewdiebot: I ship Jack and Mark.
  • Mark trying to imitate Felix's most popular hater (malcom1466) and can't keep a straight face saying his lines.
• Anytime Mark walks into a bear trap in Lethe, since they're effectively an annoying Jump Scare for him as well as the fact that they're everywhere.
• The majority of Sort The Court is this. Mark constantly says "Yes" or "No". Examples include him saying "No" to Chester and Georgie whenever they appear.
  • When Mark encounters the dragon after finally saying "Yes" to Chester, who gives him gold in exchange for eating some of the townspeople. The dragon demands Mark's gold, with the threat of eating Mark's townspeople if Mark does not oblige.
  Mark: Nooo? My gold?! But I want my gold. How many townspeople are we talking? I-I just let someone else eat them for gold. So... are we talking about all of them? Why am I even debating this? This is something about me that I'm debating this. Yeah?
  [Mark loses 400 gold]
  Mark: Oh god.
  Dragon: Haha, yes! I'll take that!
  Mark: [sounding nervous] Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
• Towards the end of "Cannibal Cafe", Mark decides to take a moral stance against the game when he realizes that the player character is either killing people or having others kill for them for their restaurant. This leads to him refusing to serve the customers and repeatedly making wrong combinations to spite them.
• In a reference to his early days on YouTube, Mark gets around to playing PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator... and shaves off the beard he's been sporting for several years. Cue instant hilarity as outcries spring up of everything from how cute Babyplier is to (mostly in good fun) Ruined FOREVER from the fangirls. And, of course, lampshaded by Mark.
  Markiplier: Ergo... "Babyplier". And that's not "Babe-iplier", as in, "what a babe", that's "Man-Baby". "Babyplier" is here to entertain you, and horrify you, with my face!
• Mark's overly-literal pronounciation (skip to 8:25) of "Curtis Rx" while playing Lost in Vivo is either hilarious, cringeworthy, or both.
  Mark: Cur-Tis Ricks
• Mark plays Killing Room, which has an interesting gimmick of allowing people outside your game in real life to give you things. Early on in the game, Mark uses a vending machine to gain popularity and it cuts a leg off, which prevents sprinting and jumping. When he beats the level, he finds that his fans gave him... High heels. Which usually turn you into a Super Smash Bros Brawl character by giving you a chance to trip while running, but he can't sprint, so it does nothing.
  • The follow-up has his fans give him Shrooms and Lunacy, both of which feature an Interface Screw. Mark's horror at having both is priceless, especially when cartoon ponies and clowns start appearing on-screen.
    Mark: Ok, I am dying and this is bad, I only have my pistol and I am seeing clowns.
• After finishing up the game "Deer Man", Mark plays a massive parody of the game's story with random fans around the neighborhood, with a ridiculous inflatable deer head costume and Nerf bows.
• When he's trying to playing a low-chaos path in Dishonored, he accidentally shoots a guard with a fire arrow instead of a sleep arrow.
  • During his sixth part, he knocks out one of the maids and toss her onto a bed. However, the game glitches out and her head gets caught on the top bunk.
• When Mark plays Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator, the CPU sometimes has difficulty thinking up insults, most notably in episode 2:
  CPU: Your mother doesn't like a dead parrot!
  Mark: WHY WOULD SHE?!
• Mark, Bob and Wade's playthrough of The Rake, a game that never left Alpha and thus has some...questionable physics. Right off the bat, Mark is in the middle of his intro when Wade and Bob's characters walk in front of him, bent backwards, making him crack up. It only goes downhill from there (and Wade's version of the video offers more perspectives, letting you see the goofy stuff Mark is doing).
• Mark, Bob and Wade played Genital Jousting. To summarize: 20% was dick jokes, 20% was "Let me fuck you" jokes and 60% was the three of them shudder and moan in extreme discomfort.
  • When they see the "Up to Consent" screen, all three start out as shocked before laughing helplessly.
  • At the end, Mark presents the options for the watchers:
    Mark: If you want to see more, let us know in the comments below. [Wade and Bob shake their heads]
    Mark: If you're horribly offended by this, let us know in the comments below. [Wade and Bob nod]
    Mark: If you never want to see this ever again, let us know in the comments below. [Bob vehemently nods]
  • The second part begins, only to Bob suddenly retch and shudder, only to explain how it wasn't even on purpose.
  • Bukkake Mode.
  • At the end of the second part, an editing mistake results in the outro music being horrifically loud to the point where it's impossible to hear a word Mark is saying. It was an honest mistake, but you can't deny that it was hilarious in a weird way.
  • The trio are understandably horrified when one of the Party Modes involves dogs, only to become relieved that they're just herding them, as opposed to... what you'd expect.
• From Mark's playthrough of Depth, after S.T.E.V.E. finishes with the first safe and Captain Stubbs' message pops up.
  Mark: Heh, Captain Stubbs! "That's it! A good haul in that-" (a shark eats him) AAAAAAAAAAH FUCK!
• Mark, Wade, and Ethan play Golf With Friends, a mini golf game that not only has hard levels, but has it where you can get a "ball" that's in different shapes (for example, an egg or a cube). Watch as the three of them start screaming in frustration.
• During Mark's play through of Tattletail, all the lights get killed by Mama Tattletail. His response?
  Mark: [very loudly] I HATE THIS! FUUUUCK!
  Mama Tattletail: Mama's looking after you...
  Mark: [possibly his biggest "no" to date] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  • Before that, when Mark first hear's Mama's hellish grinding noise, he is told by the game to "investigate the grinding noise."
  Mark: Oh, oh, that's what you'd call "grinding"? Oh, okay. I think I'd call it "the wails of the damned"!
  • As we all know, Mark is easily disturbed by things that crawled out of the Uncanny Valley. So naturally, he becomes disturbed by Tattletail, which is essentially a Furby Expy. Each time the toy does something, Mark makes a horrified facial expression.
  • When The Tattletails begin their satanic ritual, Mark is nervous enough to flub some of his words.
  Mark: Their heads are rolling back in their eyes!
• His Mr. Massagy videos. Whenever the game doesn't make any innuendos or dirty jokes, you can bet money on Mark making them instead.
  • Mark "spinning in a circle".
  • He chooses the "(make a duck sound)" option around his werewolf date, who’d been talking about how much she likes eating duck beforehand.
  • Mark meets a very desperate "woman" in an abandoned spaceship.
  • While he enjoys his date with Mayo a lot, when he and Mayo start singing Lionel Richie, he just downright loses it.
    Mark: I can see it in your pecs... I can see it in your smile. You're all I ever wanted and my pecs are open wide.
  • French Mark flirting with a cow next to the iron-rod Eiffel Tower.
  • Mark shows the video watchers how the massage works by holding the controller to his microphone.
  • Mark fails at seducing a body pillow. He later doesn't understand why he needs to manually massage himself.
  • Navia enjoys mentioning about how big Johnny is. Mark never hesitates to either mention how he gets that all the time or say he never heard that before.
  • Navia at one point refers the werewolf girl from earlier, resulting in Mark delivering a Hurricane of Puns. Sexual ones, of course.
  • "Let me put on my best Link expressions for you!" *Voice Grunting*
  • "Oh Ducky... Oh Ducky... OH DUCKY..."
• Mark quickly realizes the gravity of One Shot when the game uses his name to tell him he only has one chance... without asking what it was.
  Mark: "Your actions here will affect Niko," WHOA! I though you were talking to Niko there. You're talkin' to me? "Your actions here will affect Niko. Your mission is to help Niko leave. And most importantly..."
  *An actual Windows popup appears.*
  Mark: "You only have one shot, Mark." Don't do that to me! Don't you do that to me! No, no, no, that's baaaaaad!
  • And when he learns about his role in the world...
    Prophetbot: Ah, That Would Be Our God!
    Mark: Yay! Finally, the recognition I deserve!
  • When Calamus first appears with his portrait covered in shadow, Mark gives him a Dark Knight-esque voice. He keeps using it even after seeing that Calamus is a kid.
• Social Interaction Trainer: Be My Friend, this moment:
  Textbox: Don't embarrass yourself while meeting her parents.
  Mark: I BANGED YOUR DAUGHTER!
  Textbox: Try not to pass gas during this situation.
  • Also this moment,
    Mark: I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS! OW! MY GROIN!
• Seeing Mark flail about in terror while playing Outlast II is a bundle of laughs. For instance, he reads a note, but quickly trails off due to being chased.
  Mark: This is my brother. Broken and killed by the tyrant Laird, and his mount Nick, for winehespilledbecauseheblehblehblehblehbleh!
  • In Part 8, Mark is startled when a bunch of Heretics appear while he's trying to record something. When he dies, he finds himself in the exact same position. Several more minutes of Mark being attacked, dying, and restarting occur. Rather than getting angry, he just laughs at the game's "douchery."
  • Eventually, Mark gets frustrated by the apparent ending of the game.
  Mark: I refuse to believe that the ACTUAL ANTICHRIST came in there, and just noogied everyone into submission!
• Mark's reaction to the length of the end credits of Little Nightmares is hilarious, especially when he becomes too impatient and ends up ordering food for pickup. Courtesy of his hunger, Mark starts breaking down. Even better is that according to the description the credits are 31 minutes long.
  • A funny moment in the game itself is the fact that he hauled around a Cymbal-Banging Monkey for part of a level, then placed it in the cage where the Janitor catches him so he can have some company.
  • Markiplier's five Cs of success: cool, calm, carpet, cool-headedness, and crack-cocaine.
• The chuckles start coming as Mark decides who to play in Civilization VI.
  Mark: Catherine de Medici? Cleopatra? Typical. Gandhi?! Fuck that guy. Teddy Roosevelt?! HELL YEAH!
• In "Ben the Exorcist" Mark gets freaked out after the player character he's controlling hits a rake.
• Mark playing "I Am Bread" in another World's Quietest Let's Play. Hilarity ensures. Mark plays the game again normally and is tuckered out after playing only one level.
  • At the start of the return episode Mark finds out much to his dismay that the starting point is a cabinet high above a bathroom. After a brief struggle, he manages to get out of the cabinet...only to fall right into the sink, resulting in an instant game over. His reaction is priceless!.
• I Found You... has Mark being frightened by inconsequential objects. "I got scared by a banister! I got scared by a goddamn railing." And later:
  Mark: HEY RAILING! Do you have any opinions about this?!
• During his Dream Daddy livestream, Mark's first date with Robert hits a big snag when Mark finds out that Robert really likes pineapple on pizza. He freaks out harder when Dad!Mark is persuaded to try it too and immediately and enthusiastically declares that pineapple is truly the best pizza topping.
  Mark: Ahhhhhhhhhhhuhhuh! Pineapple is not the bes-wahugh!
  Robert: You said it.
  Mark: I did not say it, Robert! I did NOT say it! ROBERT!
  • Also, when he is writing a letter to Damian, he combines long, sophisticated sentences with "Lemme, um, get a that" and "Hard Daps". He laughs at it for a good minute.
  • While doing his second date with Craig, he has the option to interrogate Craig's infant daughter over her missing stuffed animal. He initially chooses the "Bad Cop" option, which is his character screaming "WHERE'S ARNOLD?!"
• Markiplier's endless amusement at the "Stupid Walking" option in West of Loathing.
  • Also all of his encounters with the various spittoons.
  • His utter determination to take the Schmuck Bait. For example, wearing the Hard Hat only to have to restart the game because it kicked his ass, to asking what he should do with an obviously evil demonic doll's blood chalice...and then when advised otherwise, feeling obligated to do so for a full Let's Play experience, wincing as he does so.
    • In Part 4, he visits Shaggy Dog Cave, wherein he finds a long series of plaques on the wall containing exactly what you'd expect, and an empty hole at the end. He begins reading the entire story out loud to the camera, with the video progressively speeding up for each plaque. At about the halfway point, the speed of the video garbles his speech to the point where the subtitler just gives up.
  • In part 10 of his playthrough, Mark finds himself in a camp of hippies. He then further finds himself in their aerobics rooms, complete with electronic music. Mark just stares for a minute before joining in.
• Markiplier's let's play of Saurian has a bunch.
  • Mark gives a rundown on dinosaur facts at the beginning. By "rundown of dinosaur facts", we mean he "has the wikipedia article for 'dinosaur' zip past the screen for a few seconds".
  • Mark desperately seeks approval from Mama Dakotaraptor by saying he's giving her macaroni art. Apparently, she pinned it to the tree and then immediately abandoned him.
  • His recurring failure to catch lizards.
  • Him making the obvious joke regarding the green whispy aura that occurs when you track prey by scent.
  • The first time he dies—his Dakotaraptor's food meter gets low enough that he gets desperate upon encountering an Acheroraptor and tries to attack it. Guess how well that ends for him.
  • "This dino is smarter than me am with my human eyes!"
  • His excitement over growing to the next stage.
• In part 7 of Bad Dream: Coma, Mark, for... whatever reason, has a sausage in his inventory. He tries to use the sausage with EVERYTHING.
  Mark: Would you like a sausage? CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A KIELBASA?
• Markiplier's introduction during Cuphead, showing that he knows exactly what his audience thinks of him.
  Mark: If you know me, you know that I'm incredibly skilled and talented at playing games, and if you could stop laughing for one moment...
  • He gets a little too into the Parry mechanic. SLAPPA!
  • He tries to dunk on Wally Warbles after finally beating him, until he notices the medic birds are sprinkling salt on him, and has a Fridge Horror moment.
    "Aaahhh, get knocked out, you bitch! Oh yeah, put salt—that's no good, that's horrifying, they're putting salt on him. [Beat.] That's no good, that's—that's actually terrible. That's... That's horrifying. Oh God, why were they doing that? Why would they do that?"
  • He constantly flirts with Cala Maria, except when he's screaming in a panic as he dodges her attacks, and finds her gorgon form even more attractive.
• After several failed attempts to get a tank from the military base in Grand Theft Auto Online, who ends up getting one? Wade.
  • And once it gets destroyed, Mark gets a little bit peeved:
    Wade: My taaaaaank!
    Mark: Wade is the biggest dick ev— YOUR TANK?! IT WAS MY TANK! FUCK YOOOOUUU!
  • The various attempts to break into the military base deserve a mention, too, especially "[to the tune of "Here Comes the Bride"] Here come the tanks/Here come the tanks/Oh, dear God, here come all the tanks!"
  • And then comes the part where the boys learn how to flip people off in-game: "Fuck you! And fuck Wade! Bob's cool, but fuck you, Wade! Stole my goddamn tank!"
  • The third video of Drunk GTA V has Bob's goofy laugh, which plays at random points throughout the episode, with bonus points for playing after they switch to Trevor and get the "I'm a hipster!" line.
• Mark plays Doki Doki Literature Club!, a deceptively cute game that initially presents itself as a Dating Sim. Because he knows ahead of time it's a horror game, he views everyone and everything with suspicion. Once the scares actually begin, he starts making high-pitched screams. One in particular is his horrified Big "NO!" at Yuri's Sanity Slippage-fueled love confession, then clicking the option to reject her without any hesitation upon which she starts laughing and stabbing herself. Also, he has a fearful, tense look on his face once Monika's song starts playing, until he realizes it's the end credits.
• Terror Lab. Mark decides that that the monster trying to kill him is his ex-boyfriend. Hilarity ensues. Has an animated version.
  Mark: Stop spanking my bronkey!
• Mark playing Fortnite with Bob and Wade. He expresses disappointment over not being a bush while Bob and Wade are bushes.
• In Mark's play through of "The Gauntlet of Ire", he adlibs various songs out of pure frustration throughout the video.
  • He also manages to fail the first level several times. The level's name? "Idiot-Proof."
• Mark playing Four Last Things, in which he's utterly confused by all the weird Renaissance imagery in the game and keeps zooming in on those he finds exceptionally odd every time he enters a new room.
• Mark's hilarious scream when he runs into and is almost eaten by a faceless monster fish during his playthrough of Blood Bath Bay.
  "AAAAAAAH! I—YOU HAVE NO MOUTH! WHAT ARE YOU?! OH YOU NIGHTMARE FISH!"
• The World's Quietest Let's Play returns. The latest video has him once again playing Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy. He promises not to rant, scream or rage at the game this time and for the first half of the video he seems to be doing a good job at it. However, one tumble down the mountain has him so disappointed that he silently chucks his mouse behind him.
  • The various noises and facial expressions he makes whenever he falls or is about to fall are highly amusing.
• Mark, Wade and Jack playing Hand Simulator. For the Mexican Standoff, it takes several minutes for anyone to actually load a gun. Markiplier then drops his gun and the bullet falls out. After a few more minutes, he loads the gun and manages to actually shoot Wade. Next they try defusing a bomb, managing only to blow themselves up several times. After that, they try grenade tosses. Each of them fails to blow up anyone but themselves. Several times.
  • A few years later, Mark tries Grenade Toss again with Jack and Pokimane. Mark accidentally blows himself up nine times in a row. It isn't until Seán tells him to let go of the grenade that Mark realizes his mistake... Before Mark kills himself once more.
  Pokimane: Honestly, the amount of times you've killed yourself is kind of impressive.
• Mark's reaction to hearing Greg's first voicemail in Simulacra.
• While playing the Hearts and Heroes fan game there is a running gag of Mark missing out on dialogue due to repeatedly pressing the shift key.
  • Mark doing his impression of Tyler when he appears in the game sends him into a laughing fit before apologizing.
• "THE AGONY of FORTNITE". It’s an entire montage of Mark failing at Fortnite set to the Can-Can, and it’s hilarious.
• Mark having the hiccups in the middle of his play through of "The Silent House".
• In "Frosty's Nightmares," Mark goes on a... particularly bizarre tangent describing just how Crazy-Prepared he is when he's sleeping.
  Mark: I don't know why I can't close the door all the way. Maybe it's because I'm a big bitch baby who can't sleep with the door all the way. Which to ME is just a threat. I don't sleep with my window - [snowman attacks] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [kills snowman] My windows aren't open, none of that shit. None of that shit ain't getting me. Door's locked. There's a big blockade on the door. I sleep with a barricade: Twelve inches of solid steel keeping me and the danger separate. And my windows are reinforced bulletproof glass. And I sleep with an industrial slab of lead on my body at all times! And I've got a binkie and pacifier made of bullets and glass! Just try to fuck with me when I'm sleeping! That ain't never gonna happen. You ain't never gonna even get close to me. My pillow's made of industrial strength C4, so if you DO get to me, I'm takin' out the both of ya! You and me. I'm talking to me in the second person and you! Yeah, that's right. I've got one of those beds. It's a Murphy bed. It's a spring trap. I've actually got a dummy of myself set up in my own bedroom. I sleep in the closet, so that I can be there if there's any monsters there, but if someone goes for my on my actual bed they get sprung into a wall of spikes! [snowman attacks] Whoa. [kills snowman] Ain't nobody- Ain't NOBODY gonna get me when I'M sleeping! That's for damn sure.
• Accidentally live streaming himself instead of just recording on his own. The live stream in fact is so silent, it goes on for 8 minutes, not realizing he was live streaming and his mic not working.
  • Even better is that you can make out when he realizes this without the audio (around 5:45 in the stream), although the version with audio is just as funny (around 9:11 in the Youtube video).
• This exchange in Among Us, as Mark is suspected of being the imposter:
  Ze: You said you were following Wade last time, and this time, right? So where did you go?
  Mark: I went to do the thing with Wade.
  Everyone else: …OK, Wade’s dead now.
  Mark: Yes. And?...
  Jack: …Did you kill him?
  Mark: NO! No!... Maybe. He might have deserved it. But I’m gonna go with no.
  Jack: …I don't know if he’s a genius or a moron!
  • The best part is, not only does he get away with it, Mark goes on to win the round. Capped off by another immortal line from Jack, as he’s accused by everyone else near the end:
  Jack: You’re letting the dumbest player get away with the smartest thing!
• The Failure Montage of Mark playing through Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning at the end of his second video on the game, particularly one bit where Mark gets 1st Prize to push him to the end of a very long hallway...only for Baldi to show up at the end of the hallway Mark's being pushed towards with no way to escape. Cue Big "NO!".
  • And before that, two rather spectacular bits of hilarity: one in which First Prize manages to push Mark away from both Baldi and Playtime, saving him from another failure and another in which First Prize...does exactly the opposite.
    Mark: Oh, my God....Don't — no, you, NO, YOU...ASS HOLE!
  • And before that, during Mark's successful play-through, Mark notices Baldi down the hall slowly coming for him, only for Gotta Sweep to start pushing Baldi at him, with Mark only barely able to back away in time.
• Mark's reaction to the first appearance of the chainsaw guy in White Finger:
  Mark: My mouse sensitivity is really low, so it takes a lot to really wang- [background noise] AAAA! OH MY GOD! JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK? God...
• In his very first 3 SCARY GAMES video, he plays Do You Copy? and tries to get the attention of someone out in the woods by flashing the floodlights on outside a fire tower. Since he's not sure if they saw him, he starts rapidly flashing the lights on and off like a strobe light, resulting in a loud clunk every time...
  Mark: Is this helping?!... Is this helping?!... Hello, can you see me? This is Morse Code for AAAAAAAA!
• In 3.75 Scary Games, Mark accidentally selects a game he'd played three years ago, Hotel Remorse. Rather than play though it or choose another game, he loads up his old let's-play and lets it run, frequently pausing it to roast his younger self.
• His playthrough of Dark Deception:
  • When he meets Bierce for the first time, she starts voicing some disappointment over his potential. When she mentions his height, Mark just glares at her obviously offended by her comment.
  • When he wanders through the Monkey Business hotel, he gets spooked by a monkey cutout falling over followed by a hilarious reaction.
  "Why did that scare me?! You are a shit! That didn't scare me. There's no evidence to the contrary." (replays him screaming at the cutout falling over)
• In 60 Parsecs! Markiplier gets really into the captain and Baby's relationship with repeated mentions about Baby bench pressing the captain.
• "3 SCARY GAMES #13" begins with a very short indie horror game called "Death Trips", where Mark plays an investigator looking into the case of a serial killer named Lady Death. The game ends less than two minutes into the video when Lady Death makes an attempt on the player character's life and fails miserably because she trips on a potted plant. Mark's chuckle erupts into laughter after a short Beat before the abrupt cut to the credits.
• Mark playing Warframe has a few chuckleworthy moments, such as the silly noises he makes while bullet jumping and the rant he has when he runs across the Mark 1 Paris Bow:
  Mark: Ehh, whatever. What is this? This is... [gasps as he sees the Primary Weapons in front of him] Yes! Give me the biggest! Whatever's -
  [Beat as he sees the Mark 1 Paris]
  Mark: A BOW?! YOU WANT ME TO PLAY THIS GAME AND PLAY WITH A FREAKIN' BOW?!? Whaddya think I am, some kind of loser? [Mark's camera begins zooming in uncomfortably close on him] Some kind of, [silly voice] "Ooh, I'm a rogue, wooh, I'm sneakin' up on my enemies! Oh no, I don't want them to see me, I'm so scared of how ugly I am! I'm gonna stab them in the gut!" No, I'm gonna shoot 'em, in the face. I want them to see my handsome face, and be ashamed at how ugly they are in comparison to me, and then blow their head off! [Mark's camera finally backs off as he chooses the Mark 1 Braton Assault Rifle] That's what I do. Thank you.
• Mark's play of Don't Shit Your Pants is full of hilarity, especially when Mark himself sums it up so nicely in his opening.
  Mark: Also it's like five in the morning. It's probably like 5:30, it's 5:30 in the morning right now, and I got nothing better to do than to stay up and show you guys about a game that's about not shitting your pants! SO LET'S GET INTO IT, WHY DON'T WE!? PLAY!
  • Especially funny is the pretty frequent shouts of "crap" and "shit" throughout, considering the nature of said game.
  • At the end of the vid, when Mark simply breaks down giggling and laughing at the sheer absurdity of the game he's just been playing and consulted a walk-through for in order to get all the achievements.
• When Mark plays Expert mode in his second Super Mario Maker 2 video, he spends pretty much the entire episode just flailing around and making the most basic of mistakes, all while getting burned by lava bubbles. He has the worst time trying to beat it, as usual with Expert Mario Maker levels. Special mention goes to 7:46 in the video, in which a lava bubble catches him by surprise, complete with a Scare Chord.
  • "LET ME IN THE BATH!"
  • As soon as he beats the level, he drinks from a can labeled "kill me".
  • And, to top it all off, when Mark is on his last life and says that his moment is gonna be the one where he beats the next level? He fails a basic jump. As he has done continuously throughout the video.
• Mark reacting to Bullet responding to Ellis on the traincar in Blair Witch
  • His reaction to shocking Ellis to death from a faulty fusebox.
• Playing Untitled Goose Game, and locking the shopkeeper in the garage.
  Markiplier: I will watch as you slowly starve, as you BEG for your life! When I'm done watching you waste away to NOTH-
  (the shopkeeper goes out the back door)
  Markiplier: Oh. (Stunned Silence for about ten seconds)
  • Not long after this, he goes on a spiel about how he'll destroy all of mankind with his goose powers, as he's transitioning to the next stage. What happens next is so funny, Mark himself lampshades this.
    Markiplier: I will destroy you. I will destroy everything you've ever known and ever loved... *passes by a clothes line with a bra hanging from it* Brassiere?! *bursts out laughing* If there was any proof, in this world that I have ADD...
  • During his livestream of a full playthrough of the game, the stream kicks off with him singing "A Whole New World", but he replaces every other word with 'goose'. What's surprising is how surprisingly good it is.
  • His reaction when he accidentally loses the bow. "MY BOW!" It's hilarious at first, but goes into side-splitting territory when Mark starts desperately trying to avoid Corpsing while dragging out and playing up how distraught he is.
  • Someone compiled the funniest moments of the stream. Enjoy.
• In this video where he, Bob and Jack play Half Dead 2, Mark takes the lead into the first room, which turns out to be a death trap room. He does get revived later on that floor, but immediately walks into another death trap room and dies again.
• At the end of the first episode of his Super Bunny Man livestream with Bob, Wade and Jack, he has 4 lives left to Jack's 1, while Bob and Wade have used their lives up. Mark is at the bottom of the map. He says he'll come for him as soon as the water rises back up. When the water rises, Mark starts swimming... Face first into some spikes. Cue Bob laughing his ass off. After respawning, he again tries to swim to Jack, but breaks his character's neck by swimming to hard into a wall. Bob laughs even harder and Wade joins in laughing very hard, with Mark also laughing hard. Cue Mark jumping off the edge, landing near the spikes and then falling backwards onto the spikes. Cue Bob and Wade laughing even harder. For his final life, Mark goes to the edge of a platform, slips off and lands on the spikes. Face Palm and game over from Mark, Jack never moved from his platform and Bob and Wade laughing for the next 30 seconds.
• Markiplier decides to check out the worst game on Steam, Jurassic Island: The Dinosaur Zoo. Hilarity Ensues, alongside a lot of crying.
  • One of the reviews of the game Mark checks:
    typical: My baby ankylosaurus drowned itself in a water trough.
  • Mark finds out how messed up the menus are, when they can't even get navigation right. The left and right buttons move to the exact same page. Mark has an existential crisis over this, when all of a sudden...
    Markiplier: Wait, no, stop. Right, flowers... left, dinos... right, TREES! Wait, stop!
    [Beat, followed by a farting noise]
    Markiplier: DID YOU POOP!?
• His playthrough of Blush Blush, more specifically when he encounters Ichiban, a character that references him and his videos a LOT. Whenever a reference is made, Mark picks up on it and makes a joke about it.
  Ichiban: Give me a hand. I'm trying to come up with cute tiger puns for my channel. How's this sound: "Paw that bell, and subscribe right meow!"
  Mark: (aside) Delete your channel...
• While playing the Resident Evil 3 remake, Mark tries to play the "YOU RIGHT" soundboard but ends up playing the wrong one ("HOOB"). He instantly breaks down laughing.
• In 3 Scary Games #57, Mark sings a lullaby to the creepy, constantly-staring Baby In Yellow: "Go to sleep, go to sleep, please don't kill me in the night. Go to sleep, please, go to sleep, and for the love of God...BLINK!"
• Chair Fucking Simulator. The sheer level of soul-crushing WHY in his eyes is a sight to behold.
  "I don't like that I'm getting better at Chair Fucking Simulator. That seems like something that's not what I want on my resume."
• Mark's first Phasmophobia video ends with him screaming in terror as he's killed by the ghost just inside the front door. In the second video, which picks up immediately afterward, he resurrects as a ghost himself... and finds Bob and Sean laughing their asses off because they could hear his muffled screaming from the other side of the door (here's Sean's perspective). The laughter redoubles when they open the door and find Mark's possessions strewn across the staircase.
  Mark: [bemused] I'm glad they find my death so hilarious.
  • This later video opens with a shocking revelation about Wade's in-game level:
    Mark: [over blaring sirens] Stop the presses! Wade's 286?!
    Wade: Hey, guys, uh... I've played a little bit of this since we last convened-
    Mark: TWO-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-SIX!
    Wade: Yeah...
    Mark: How many hours? How many hours on Steam? How many hours?
    Wade: ...Less than a hundred.
    Mark: I don't believe that.
    Wade: It's 99.6 hours.
• Border Officer:
  • Mark's introduction, in which he roasts the game for being a very blatant rip-off of another popular game.
    "If you're thinking to yourself that this seems a lot like Papers, Please, I have no idea if you're correct or not. This is Border Officer. Very different. "Legally distinct" (probably) from Papers, Please. And it involves you being a... officer at the border. Very different. You have to inspect people's documentation and see them through the border. Very different."
  • "I have a happiness bar. Which is depressing, because that means it can go down."
  • Mark realizing that the game is made by the same studio that made Streamer Life Simulator, a similarly-unpolished game he'd nonetheless become addicted to a few days prior.
    "But that's good, because that means this is going to be pretty well-made! (reconsiders) I mean, well, not, not well-made, but, like, enough-made? It's gonna be made, as opposed to a lot of things..."
  • Mark stops at a strip club on the way to the border, where he gets distracted by a dancer with an extremely distorted face. He ends up ogling her for several seconds.
    "I really shouldn't have spent my money on that party, but it was a bitching party. Remembering that lady's undulating facial structure... I guess she had boobs too, so that was cool..."
  • Mark can't figure out how to hand someone's rejected papers back, so he tries the Big Red Button labeled "Arrest". The guy he was assessing is promptly led away by a soldier and shot dead just offscreen. Cue Mark's horrified expression.
  • "SOUND THE ALARM! HE'S GOT A FORK! ARREST THIS MAN!" Mark catches an applicant with a fork in his shirt pocket and hits "Arrest". Seconds later, as the soldier approaches, he suddenly realizes that forks are probably fine and that he just condemned another innocent person to death.
    Applicant: Anyways. Maybe I was supposed to die...
    Mark: Oh god, he was so nice! Oh god, no! Wait, hang on! Aw, shit! (gunshot)
  • At the end of the first day, Mark gets home and jumps into bed, Ready for Lovemaking with his in-game wife. After a Fade to Black, Mark gets Jump Scared by the wife suddenly appearing in bed in front of him, prompting a terrified "Jesus Christ, holy crap! Oh my god! What?" The game then suddenly gives him a Game Over, leaving him even more confused.
• Mark thoroughly enjoys playing PowerWash Simulator, finding it relaxing and satisfying. Then by Part 6 of his playthrough, his wandering thoughts give him a full-blown existential crisis:
  "There's something profound about, like, constantly trying to undo Nature's grip on things. We as humans just define something as being 'clean.' I guess it doesn't really matter. I don't really care, I'm just blasting away digital dirt. I'm not actually making anything clean in the real world. (Uncomfortable chuckle) It's all fake. It's all just a lie. It's all just ones and zeroes. It's just a series of ones I'm turning back into zeroes with the power of my wash! It all doesn't really matter. Especially this. Like, I could say all the profound things I want about the nature of reality, and this argument about fighting against chaos but...I'm doing this in a video game. It's not even real. The situation that was constructed is totally artificial. Ahhhh! Ahhhh! My brain! I just want to wash things!"
• While playing World War Z (2019) as a sponsored video and also playing it by himself before he got sponsored, he keeps reiterating that there are a lot of zombies.
• His playthrough of a flash game called Intruder, titled The Crazed Butt-Stabber. The title itself is not funny on its own, but Mark continues with the idea that the titular intruder is the Crazed Butt-stabber and every time he gets attacked in the game, that he gets stabbed in the butt.
  • The beginning where Mark comes up with a story for the game, before he is immediately contradicted.
    Mark: Okay, here's the scene: You're driving home for work, all safe and sound, trying to get back to your bowl of popcorn and your episode of Glee. But you hear a crackle on the radio: The Crazed Butt-Stabber has escaped from Arkham Asylum. But it's not bad, he can't be in your area. You walk in your front door going: "I can't be stabbed multiple times in the butt." TOO LATE! He's in your house, and you die! Dead, from multiple stab wounds... to the butt. And that's this game. — Oh wait, no it's not.
  • Mark choosing the "Go to the Bathroom" option.
    [gets attacked] Mark: He stabbed me in the butt! While I was going to the bathroom! AHH!
    The Crazed Butt-stabber knows no limits.
• Punishment: The Punishing.
  • Mark insists that he's built up some tolerance for rage games, but almost immediately he begins raging after his character keeps overshooting jumps and sliding off of cliffs.
  • When he yells at his character to "Stop moving!"
  • "Stupid ocean... out of nowhere."
  • His realization that he has to go back to the beginning and make it through all the previous levels every time he progresses.
    "This game is Punishment: The Punishing, and I know why... Cause it hurts! It huuuurttss! It huuuurrrtttsss!"
  • Dying when his character jumps too early.
    "No! Don't go yet! [Character dies] You f-f-fuck!"
  • Mark bobbing his head along with and later giving his thoughts on the music.
    "Don't tell me no ding-dong damn main switch is out now... stupid awful music. Just the worst music when I'm listening to this, too. You couldn't get something pleasant and happy? It just has to be pure ecstatic punishment? It has to be happy to ream me up the [Dies] AAAAASSSS!"
  • After reaching the sixth level, Mark gives up when he sees the text informing him that "The Main Switch is Out!"
    "Nope! Nope! I'm not gonna! That main switch can stay out! Because, I'm gonna stay up here, and act like I won. Hooray! Give up a big banner that says "Markiplier won!" [A banner reading MARCIPOON ONE appears on-screen]"
• The absolute entirety of him playing XCVB. At least, audio wise, because due to the game's constantly flashing colors, it's actually hard to watch.
  "Why is that multicolored now? [the background changes to multicolored flashing lights]
  OH GOOD GOD! This is not good for me! Not right now."
  "It's like frickin' QWOP if it was on drugs and malaria!"
  "I didn't even come close to hitting that wall, you frickin' communist!"
  "You went in there before... I know you did, I was there. Everybody saw. You can't hide, the internet knows."
• Him imitating the Big "NO!" when you actually click the "Give Up" button in Give Up.
• The Hat Man. Mark gets so fed up with the game, he starts talking like a baby.
  [finds a bathtub with blood and a skeleton] "Ooo... Melty body skeletony!"
• In Suite 776, a game about a haunted hotel room, you have to ring a bell hidden in the back of the hotel to summon the ghost. On first ring, nothing happens, with the game hinting you're supposed to go back and ring it again. Mark, in a humorous Genre Savvy moment, walks back to the elevator on the assumption that the game won't let him. Instead, he gets an alternate ending for this, prompting him to laugh about how for once the game allows you to make the smart decision to just leave.
• BAD END THEATER: When Mark sees the option "Use the Maiden for killing practice" and breaks into wheezing laughter halfway through reading it.
• His return to playing Bigfoot with Bob and Wade has some great moments. In particular, after Bigfoot has killed Bob and Wade at the camper while Mark was in the woods, Mark returns to the camper, but instead of trying to revive them, he just loots the camper's supplies. Bob vents his frustration, but Laser-Guided Karma hits Mark almost immediately.
  Bob: I hope he comes back and smacks the shit outta you... Hey, look! He's coming back to smack the shit outta you!
  Mark: [getting yanked out of the camper] WHOOOOOAAAAAAAHH!
  [Wade laughs wildly]
  • Later, Mark goes through the complex system of reviving Bob, which involves hauling his body to a ruin deep in the woods, and using four rare, randomly scattered "Totems" to revive him. While doing this, Bob and Wade entertain him with the story of "Flark", a brave man who has to rescue his idiot friends. Mark gets to the ruin with Bob's body, only to find he's a totem short. As he goes back into the woods to look for another one, Bob drops this gem:
    Bob: Flark truly was the bravest of them all, but boy was he stupid!
  • Once Bob is finally revived, he runs back to the camper to retrieve Wade's body for revival... and gets ambushed by Bigfoot, who kills him again. Faced with the prospect of fighting Bigfoot alone, Mark decides to just kill himself instead; unfortunately, he proves much more resilient than Bob and Wade, surviving multiple Bigfoot attacks and a self-inflicted explosion.
    Mark: What I don't understand is, how did you guys die... to this guy?!
  • In a previous video, Mark gives Bob a throwable axe. When Bob realizes he can throw it, he improvises a circus routine and throws it over Mark's head, then just pass Wade's elbow. Mark decides to give throwing the axe a try, but accidentally hits Bob smack in the face, horrifying everyone.
    Bob: It's on my screen in my face, I can see it! It's stuck in my face!
• Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator II, a.k.a. "The Battle Duck Massacres":
  • Near the start of the video, Mark decides to turn off the music, and tells Lixian that he can add his own music. During the fight between the ducks and the chickens, Mark starts singing battle music, only to remember that he told Lixian to add some in later.
    Lixian: (holding a conductor's baton, annoyed) Do you mind?
    Mark: Oh, yeah, sorry, you're adding in your own music.
    (The dramatic music picks back up as Lixian goes back to conducting, with a picture of musicians playing bouncing in rhythm.)
    • Later, during a black and white clip of the chickens massacring the ducks, Lixian appears again, crying as he conducts the sad music.
  • The first fight is between one hundred thousand Battle Ducks (ducks in Medieval era helmets) versus one hundred thousand chickens. However, when the ducks get close to the chickens, it turns out that said chickens can throw eggs as a ranged attack, which wins the fight in the chickens' favor.
  • For the second fight, he changes the chickens to Mantis Shrimp, which don't have a ranged attack, but still manage to beat the ducks. He then changes the other side to "Action Man" (John Wick), only to learn that the Action Men have guns, which results in the ducks being slaughtered yet again. When the fight is over, Mark admits that his theory fell through, but says that "Chuck Norris can't be as bad..." Cue a horde of Chuck Norrises beating up the ducks.
  • After the fight between the ducks and the zombies, Mark sets up one with the same number of ducks versus one hundred trolls, thinking that giving the other team less players will make it easier for the ducks. Unfortunately, said trolls also have hammers, and start smashing the ducks as soon as they get close.
  • After the troll fight, Mark decides to pit the ducks against one hundred Full Auto Sherman tanks. The resulting Curb-Stomp Battle is over in seconds.
• His Night of the Consumers playthrough has him going from mildly amused to having bad, bad flashbacks to his memories from working at Kroger and similar retail establishments.
  • Instead of rushing back to finish stocking shelves and dealing with horrid customers, Mark decides to go back to the break room and wait out the remainder of his shift patiently. All seems to go well until the lights cut out and he checks the outside, only to be met with the screaming face of his Bad Boss manager firing him. Mark's response?
    ...
    ...
    What do you mean, FIRED?!
  • The fact that he gives the Manager an increasingly pained wheeze inbetween sentences. By the time he congratulates Mark on a shift well done, it's a wonder how anyone can call him a human being.
  • Now that the game's been updated, Mark goes in to see what's new. What? Whaddya mean "it's the same version he played earlier"? Of course he's playing the updated version! It's not like Mark would accidentally download the same version he played earlier by mistake! That's just silly!
• Lixian reacts to his boss playing his game, Late Night Mop.
  • At the beginning, Mark throws a few shades at Lixian, thinking his editor's lost his touch as he knows Lixian throws a lot of jump scares here and there. Lixian gets slighted at least. And when he finally encouters the first Jump Scare, Mark starts celebrating.
  • Mark notes that the mop can somehow clean carpets, claiming that the realism is clearly out there.
  Lixian: Don't question the logic of the game!
  • When Mark encounters the second key that he needs to proceed inside another room, Mark starts wondering whether this is a Portugese thing.
  Lixian: (after giggling at the joke, he says this with an echo) Yes.
  • Mark goes to the master bedroom and starts cleaning it up while wondering if this is a Portugese culture, musing that Lixian must live in a messy place. Then wonders if the joke was offensive before claiming that he's accepting. Lixian got a huge laugh out of the joke.
  • When Mark gets into the master bathroom, with the huge blood stain and candles on the floor, he starts cleaning it up while musing that he somehow manages to clean the blood underneath the candles.
  Lixian: Don't question the logic.
  • When Mark finally finishes cleaning up the house and is prompted to go home, he realizes that his mop is gone.
  Mark: My mop! My mop is gone!
  • When he is about to go home, a glass breaks and the in-game character turns around with a prompt that says "Investigate Noise". Mark immediately tries to go home but once he reaches the door, he decides to investigate it anyway. Mark tries to pull the I Know You Know I Know trope by thinking that Lixian's trying to make him paranoid by claiming that he would only see Lixian's pasty white body, only for Mark to actually get jumpscared at the ending, choking himself in the process.
  Lixian: I almost killed Markiplier! God he really choked. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, please don't fire me.
  • When Mark sees the credits with Lixian thanking his members, Mark muses that he never thanks his own members, prompting Mark to start thanking his members and even putting a slide of "said members".
  The last line: but definitely NOT Wade.
  • Mark tries to go for the other two endings with him telling Lunky to put in some MLG music. And when after said bit is done, he busts out this line that leaves Lixian in stitches.
  Mark: Done. Wow. Wasn't that annoying.
• After repeatedly telling his chat not to backseat game during his Amanda the Adventurer playthrough, and even giving them a "The Reason You Suck" Speech the first time, Mark finally has enough when chat gives him the answer to a puzzle not once, but twice, and the second one was one he had almost solved himself. He opts to use his camera to simulate pulling his chat toward him so he can yell at them, only to immediately become distracted by how dramatic and cool the effect looks and doing it a few more times, before threatening to force them to buy Cloak merchandise just to make things up to him.
• In Chicken Feet, Mark is stalked through an abandoned lab by a massive chicken the size of a small car. The inherit comedy of the situation aside, the episode has Mark alternating wildly between running away in a panic and fantasizing about eating the huge chicken.
  Mark: Well, I don’t see no chicken… and I ain’t afraid a’no chicken…
  (The Chicken crows as it sees him, and Mark bolts for a hiding spot)
  Mark: I’M AFRAID OF THE CHICKEN! AAAAAAA! (Gets killed)
• Mark plays Don't Scream, in which he must endure an onslaught of jumpscares without screaming. After completing the game, he decides to see what happens if he does scream. This turns out to be a lot funnier than expected as the player character immediately drops dead at any sound lounder than a whisper.
• While playing Demonologist with Bob and Wade, Mark starts customizing his character, and eventually makes a character with a short beard and brightly-colored hair in his underpants. Coming out of the customizer, he returns to Bob and Wade... and discovers Bob had the EXACT SAME IDEA.
• Mark plays Kallax, a game about building furniture quickly with Boba and Wade. Given that the game stresses the importance of communication, Mark's instructions have to be heard to be believed.
  Mark: Leg side is receiving on the flowers!
  Bob: What the fuck!? (Both he and Wade immediately break down laughing.)
  • Mark: Checkerboard pattern on the distal edges.
    Bob: Um... n-no.
  • Mark: The legs will line long attached to the star.
    Bob: I fucking hate you.

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