- All of the conversations between Boris and Sonja.Sonja: Boris.Boris: Yes?Sonja: I have a confession to make. Ever since you and I were little children, I've been in love with your brother Ivan.Boris: [smugly] It's only nat... [Double Take] Ivan? You're kidding! He can barely write his name in the ground with a stick.Sonja: He has true animal magnetism.Boris: All that talk about some perfect love and you're hot for Ivan?Sonja: He kissed me.Boris: Any place I should know?Sonja: It warmed the cockles of my heart.Boris: Great. Nothing like hot cockles.Sonja: I think he's going to propose to me.Boris: But he's a gambler and a drinker, with a Neanderthal mentality. I mean, I love him like a brother. Just not one of mine.
- After the Count has Glove Slapped Boris for having sex with his wife:Count: You have insulted the Countess' honor.
Boris: Why? I let her finish first.
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