- When officials show up to evict Dracula from his castle...Renfield: I think they're from the government.
Dracula: How do you know?
Renfield: They're wearing shoes. - "This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?"
- Cindy brings Dracula to her apartment:Cindy: Can I get you anything?
Dracula: ...A broom, perhaps?
Cindy: Eh? Oh, I hate housework. It killed my mother. - Dracula and Van Helsing blasting each other with hypnotism so powerful, the splash-off knocks out a waiter.
- Dracula studying a dictionary of "modern" slang that turns out to be from 1926. Takes a rueful pivot toward the basic conflict between Dracula and the modern world:Dracula: Renfield, you bungling moron! This book is as out of date as... I am.
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