The Prophecy
- "Leo, are you having one of your... special moments, again?"
- "The power of MY FIST compels you!"
- Every single one of Teodora's slams against New Jersey.Townsfolk: With his inventions, we'll turn New Jersey into a paradise!
Teodora: Yeah, good luck with that. - The minister sees Alebrije as a stereotypical devil, complete with horns, a pointy tail, and a pitchfork.Alebrije: You know, the fact that you see me like this says a lot more about you than it does me.
- Don Andres trying (and horribly failing) to prove Leo's innocence.
- When the team are sentenced to being burnt at the stakes, Teodora doesn't even play along, and simply messes around on her phone. As the Jersey Devil attacks, Leo bluntly reminds Don Andres and Teodora that they are ghosts, and the two simply phase through the ropes.
- "Guten morgen!" "Oh, yeah? What's so guten about it?!"
- When discussing the Mart with the innkeeper, the innkeeper says that it enters through keyholes, so Leo compares it to an evil Santa Claus. The innkeeper points out that they already have The Krampus.
- Leo is thrilled to see Mt. Vesuvius up close. The ghosts of the Romans who live there are considerably less than impressed.Ghost Soldier (extremely dry): That thing killed us all, but I'm glad you like it.
- Teodora's plan to trap Medusa has a load of snark from all parties involved.Teodora: I never said the plan was perfect!Leo: Yes, you did!Alebrije: You said it no less than five times.(flashback to Teodora giggling in front of one of the mirrors)flashback!Teodora: This is a perfect plan! It's perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect!Leo: This plan is terrible.Alebrije: Leo's right. Let's give up.
- Leo deems that the mirrors failed because they weren't "ghost mirrors."
- Alebrije desperately trying to cover up the ghost statues with sheets, only for them to slip off seconds after he moves onto the next one.
- With Baba Yaga captured, Teodora rattles off a bunch of insults mocking her name, only to get stuck on "Baba O'Reilly" of all things.
- The Vodnik gets very personal with Leo after he drinks the truth serum, and ends up falling asleep on his own table after rambling about his life.
- Black Comedy at it's finest, but poor soulless Alebrije awkwardly shuffling around with flies zooming in and out of his mouth should get a chuckle or two.
- Don Andres pretending to be Thor and succeeding... by wearing a glaringly obvious wig, with his potbelly sticking out, and holding an ordinary hammer.
- The little sugar skulls manage to win back not only the ship from the Trolls, but most of their money and all of their clothing, which they promptly shove off the side of a cliff.
- Ms. Wisp/ The Bactus Queen breaking the 4th Wall by accidentally flying into the screen.
- Leo is warned that wasabi is extremely spicy and unpleasant to foreigners, he brushes it off ("I'm from Mexico, I can handle a little heat!") and ten seconds later, turns 5 different shades, and runs around screaming for water.
- Leo suddenly losing it in the pit when he describes how Nu Gui got her powers. It starts off per the normal explanation, only to switch into a crude drawing style with Nu Gui, Baba Yaga, and Marcella (drawn with pointy teeth) prancing through a field with linked arms as Leo insults her.
- When Marcella questions why Leo bought the creepy doll and brought it on board, Leo accuses her of buying an evil ham. And he was right.
- The Duck Season, Rabbit Season bit with Alebrije messing around with the diamond.
- Don Andres flirting with a female nurse, which apparently escalates to the point where they decide to get married within hours of knowing each other. Alebrije offers to be his best man, and the two cheer about it.
- Don Andres' hammer flying randomly through dimensions, and managing to KO Baba Yaga.
- "Get to the monastery! It's the safest place in the-" "We know!"
- In the midst of a tense scene, Alebrije mentions that "the sky looks like my throw up." When everyone stares at him, he bashfully says he has "tummy problems."
- This Mood Whiplash at the very end, when Teodora awakens from her coma (having been revived by the reborn Quetzalcoatl):Teodora: Hey, we're trying to have a moment, here!
