Funny / Legends of Chima

General/Unsorted

• Any scene that involves Plovar, Cragger's teeth cleaner, always showing up at the wrong time.

Season 1

"The Great Story"

• When Gorzan loses the joust for the Golden CHI, all he has to say is "Bummer!"

"Market Day"

• As Skinnit the Skunk walks by the Raven's market stall, Razar starts loudly advertising that they're selling nose plugs. When Laval calls him out for having just tripled the price on the nose plugs, Razar admits to it and adds that they'll keep increasing the price the closer Skinnit gets.
• Skinnit participates in the race for the Golden CHI, resulting in an... interesting experience for everyone involved.
  • After initially lagging behind the other racers, Skinnet is able to use his stink as a speed boost to rocket into first place. He continues apologizing about the smell to everyone he passes on the way there.
  • Skinnit's speed boost runs out right as he reaches a jump, resulting in him rolling off and landing just beyond the edge. His attempt to muster up a literal second wind results in the ramp behind him growing taller instead of actually propelling him forward.

"The Hundred Year Moon"

• The Wolves set out to warn the other tribes about their impending Hundred Year Moon night rampage. Things don't go that smoothly.
  • The grizzled and scarred Winzar informs the Beavers of the situation. When the Beavers ask if he's going to attack on the spot, Winzar says he's only trying to help and gives a rather forced grin, calling it his "nice face". The Beavers retreat into their lodge in fear at the sight of his smile.
  • Wilhurt tells the Rhinos to stay safe during the full moon, which they understand aside from one point: they don't know what a moon is. Wilhurt is left speechless.
  • Wakz yells his warning to the Bears through a megaphone, only to get no response. He then hops out of his vehicle and repeats the warning to Bladvic via whisper, which produces the desired effect.
    Wakz: DANGER! DANGER! STAY INSIDE ON FULL MOON NIGHT! I'M TALKING TO YOU, BEARS! DO YOU HEAR ME?
    (hops out of ATV and walks up to Bladvic)
    Wakz: (whispering) Danger danger stay inside on the night of the full moon I'm talking to you bears do you hear me.
    Baldvic: What? Wolves are flipping out on the night of the full moon? Why didn't you say something earlier? I have to tell the others!
    (Wakz shrugs)
  • Razar says it's a good thing Wonald told him about the impending danger, as the Ravens just happened to restock on guaranteed 100% wolf-proof Hundred Year Moon locks. Wonald, a child, immediately breaks one of the locks in two with his bare hands and asks Razar if he's aware he's a wolf; after looking around nervously, Razar attempts to save face by claiming that the "wolf-proof guarantee (is) not valid when touched by an actual wolf."
    Wonald: Huh?
• When the rampaging wolves visit the Rhino Quarry and start lobbing rocks around, Rogon thinks they're playing a game of "throw the rocks" and asks if he can join in. He is promptly buried by boulders.
• Much to everyone's astonishment, the Hundred Year Moon also has an effect on Skinnit: it makes his skunk scent smell so good, it causes flowers to grow and completely blisses out the Wolves.
• After the sun rises, Skinnit announces that he's finally recharged and is ready to deploy "the biggest sweetest smelling stink ever". Laval tries to warn him that Hundred Year Moon Night and all its effects are gone, but it's too little too late: the resulting stink cloud billows out over the treetops as everyone present is heard gagging and Skinnit apologizes yet again.

"Fake Chi, Real Trouble"

• Cragger, trying to make up for his actions while under mind control, finds an Eagle/Raven hybrid who can make counterfeit CHI (that still works), and distributes it to the other tribes. He then finds out it temporarily causes the user to act like a bird when Crug's fake orb runs out and he immediately starts clucking and flapping his arms. Razar sticks around long enough to confirm that the birdlike behavior is a consistent side effect before leaving to let Cragger deal with it.
  Cragger: [confused] Uhh, is he... trying to.. fly?
  [Crug continues acting like a chicken as the Ravens watch him]
  Razar: Yep, that's Reegull's CHI, alright.
  Cragger: Will THAT happen to everyone who plugs it?
  Razar: Pretty much. See ya. [waves and walks away]
  Cragger: ...Uh oh.
• Some time later, Crug is seen pecking at some crumbs and starts straining. Crawley comments that he thinks Crug is laying an egg.
  Cragger: ...What?
• The Wolves use their fake CHI to storm the Lion Temple. The compound is locked down and Lagravis tells the other Lions they need to be prepared for anything the Wolves do. The fake CHI burns out and the bird-related side effects kick in right as the Wolves enter firing range of the temple, baffling the Lions as the Wolves start pecking the ground, crowing, and running in circles.
  Lagravis: Are they behaving... like... birds?
  Longtooth: Well, you did say to expect anything.
• Worriz, who didn't plug a fake orb, is rendered the Only Sane Man as he yells at his bird-brained troops to get it together.
  Worriz: What are you doing?! We're supposed to be blasting! Not... blucking!
  [later, Worriz runs among his troops]
  Worriz: Stop it! Stop it now! What is happening to you Wolves?!

"Laval in Exile"

• Skinnit declares himself and Plovar to be Laval's new roommates, much to the annoyance of the Lion.
• While observing the Crocodile's fortress, Skinnit asks Laval for another taste of the Outlands sap that's on the Pledge of the Pack. Laval initially refuses because the sap makes Skinnit loopy, but realizes that's exactly what he needs to have happen and tells Skinnit he can eat all of the sap. The scene cuts to the Crocodile guards getting distracted by Skinnit bouncing off the walls.
  Skinnit Can I finish off that sap before they completely destroy you?
  Laval: No!
  Skinnit Aw, come on...
  Laval: You've been asking me this since the Fangs. You know it makes you crazy! One taste and you'll be bouncing all over the place! Every guard around will come running! ...ah. On second thought, don't just take one taste, take it all!

"For Chima!"

• Eris basically cockblocking Cragger and Laval. No, seriously.

Season 3

"Fire Dreaming"

• Sir Fangar bemoans that he's more powerless than ever at the bottom of the chasm, only for a CHI orb to fall on his head. Confused, he looks up to see scores of orbs raining down from above.
  Sir Fangar: I awake from a thousand years of a dreamless sleep, only to find I am more powerless than ever. [orb hits his head] Hey, who threw that?
  [countless orbs of CHI fall down, with some hitting his head]
  Sir Fangar: I am more powerful than ever!
• Due to Eris constantly shrieking about being hot in her visions of flames that only she can see, Cragger has given her the nickname of "Hot Wings".

"Attack of the Ice Clan"

• Longtooth has been given the task of defrosting Crug...who keeps assuming that they're having a campfire, much to Longtooth's chagrin.
• When Cragger gets his tail stuck in ice, a nearby Vulture tells him that he'll finish him off... and then just sits back and reads a scroll.
• At the end of the episode, Longtooth hopes that he would never defrost another person again. Cue Lagravis and the others bringing in more frozen victims of the Ice Hunters's attack...

"The Call of Cavora"

• Due to a lack of better options, the residents of Chima have resorted to launching rocks at the Ice Tribes. Eris refers to the rocks the Eagle jets are raining down from above as "bird droppings", which leads to a gag where a boulder lands on a Saber-Tooth Tiger's vehicle and he bemoans that he'll "never be able to clean that bird mess off (his) windshield."
• Cragger says he and Laval won't be joining Eris' climb up to Mount Cavora, only for the scene to cut to the two of them climbing up one of the mountain's frozen waterfalls in Eris' wake.
• Cragger is nervous about the plan to climb to Cavora because of a story about people bursting into flames if they make contact with the mountain. Laval reassures him by saying that the story's only a myth and Eris is entering the mountain first, anyway. Eris chides the two of them for believing in the myth, then pretends she's burning up from the inside as soon as she steps off the ice; upon looking back, Cragger has jumped into Laval's arms out of fear. The two of them then pretend they aren't worried about the rumor at all.

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