Funny / Ladyhawke

• Every 'talk' that Mouse and God have.
• After having been persuaded by the golden-tongued Mouse to release him from the bonds Navarre had put on him, Isabeau — in human form — mutters to herself "He's going to kill me."
• Imperius being told he cannot eat the bird Philippe has brought in. "Oh God, is it Lent again already?"
• After finding Philippe using his sword to cut wood, Navarre declares, "This sword has been in my family for five generations. It has never known defeat. Until now."
• After the bishop's guards chase Mouse and Isabeau up to the fortress roof, the sun comes up, transforming her into a hawk and she flies off. The guards have Mouse cornered and angrily demand to know where she's hiding.

  Guard: Where's the woman?
  Philippe: She flew away.
  Guard: WHERE IS SHE?
  Philippe: God's truth, she flew away!
  Guard: YOU L-AAAGH!!! (Guard is shot by Navarre and falls.)

  • Philippe looks down to see Navarre on a nearby rise with his crossbow. He concludes that honesty truly is the best policy and thanks God for the demonstration.
• Philippe and Imperius digging the hole.

  Philippe: This hole's not big enough for the two of us.
  Imperius: Let's hope it's big enough for the wolf.

  • A moment later, after struggling to dig, an exasperated Philippe snarks to Imperius, "When you kneel before the altar, how do you get back up?!"