Funny / Kryptonite Nevermore

• A commercial break allows Clark Kent to change clothes.
  Superman: I never imagined I'd be grateful for commercials...!
• A crook tries to kill Superman using Kryptonite after it's been rendered worthless. Superman's opinion?
  Superman: Either you haven't seen a paper — or you can't read!
  • And then he grabs that chunk of now-worthless Kryptonite and munches it!
  Superman: Looks good! Mind if I try some? Mmmm… Not bad! A trifle stale… And it could use a bit of salt… but all in all, a nice little snack!
• Superman's thoughts while he is getting shot:
  Superman: I could easily dodge! Might as well let them have their fun, though... It'll be the last thing they enjoy for about 20 years!
• In issue #238:
  Superman: Stop waving that pistol around, Quig! The bullets don't bother me... but the noise is getting tiresome!
• A purse-snatcher robs a lady and runs through an alley. When he reaches the other end, Superman has built a jail specially for him.
  • And then passers-by complain about him putting up a building in the street and blocking the traffic.

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