Funny / Hero Chat

• The Running Gag of Nino wanting to punch horrible parents in the face.
• Chloé screaming every time someone is a little too obvious about their secret identities makes more sense after she explains to Alix that she figured out who everyone was months ago. She is just completely fed up with these idiots.
• At one point, everyone is talking about how they were in a Date Peepers plot in their civilian identities—not realizing that they were all in the same group, watching Marinette's interrupted confession to Adrien. Chloé covers by saying she saw like seven groups doing the exact same thing, and then Chat Noir says he was at that park, and he didn't see any confessions. Chloé screams.
• Luka's reaction to Chloé explaining why Amelie's belief that Gabriel killed Emilie because he was having an affair with Nathalie is wrong.
  Chloé: While I know she's wrong, I do get where she’s coming from. Emilie was having some odd dizzy spells before she disappeared. And Gabriel and Nathalie are very close. After Emilie’s disappearance, I did catch them off on their own having hushed conversations. So I get her suspicions. But tbh I’d bet money that if Gabriel had a thing with Nathalie then it wasn’t an affair, it was a threesome. Because Emilie was just as close to her. Although, considering the whole ‘She’s just a friend!!!’ thing comes from both sides of the family, I doubt any moves had been made.
  Luka: There’s so much to unpack in that I’m just going to throw out the entire suitcase.
• Chloé, after having a weird dream where Marinette got pregnant and everyone fought over who gets to be Ladybug while she's benched, calls dibs on it pre-emptively in the event of such an occasion. Alya upon waking up declares she will 100% fight her for the right to be Ladybug for a while and it all devolves into a fight over who gets it, including Alix throwing her hat in the ring because she doesn't trust Kim with the Ladybug powers.
• Once Chloé has had enough, she tricks Ladybug into letting her do an identity reveal. She sets up a camera in the front of the classroom, texts everyone, and just watches the fireworks. Highlights include Marinette and Adrien flirt-sparring over the desks (complete with flips and dodges) while the people Locked Out of the Loop are very confused, Chloé accidentally outing Luka as Jagged Stone's secret lovechild (she meant it as a joke), and of course Chloé and Alix running away before Marinette can kill them.
  Marinette: [to Adrien] Do you have any idea? Do you have any idea how much confusion and heartbreak you've caused me because of this? We are in a goddamn lovesquare!
  Alya: [headdesk] Oh my god it's a lovesquare.
• Several of the school's teachers figure out that the kids are heroes (their suspicious absences are a big clue, as are their sudden increase in teamwork and athletic ability) and decide they need to drink. But that will turn them all into alcoholics, so they just get ice cream instead.
• Once Gabriel learns about Adrien's relationships, he and Nathalie try to give him The Talk.
• In the New York story, Ms. Bustier notices that more than half of her class is missing during a villain attack, sighs, and leaves anyway. Later, she has to explain to the hero who evacuated them why she let this happen, and she has to find an excuse besides "they're all superheroes."
  Dimitra: Tell you what. You tell us where your students, Jessica Keynes and Aeon Hill, disappeared to. Then we'll tell you why we're not as panicked about our students.
  Dean: [quite noticeably does not answer]
• When Luka adds Juleka to the chat, he gives her the username "Small Titty Goth GF". Naturally, she changes it as soon as possible.
• When the team is disabled, Marinette grabs Zoé for help. Zoé is excited... because she thinks that Marinette is asking her to join their secret vampire coven. Marinette is gobsmacked.
  • She later gives an explanation in the group chat.
    Zoé: All of you have fangs. You kept alluding to some secret group. About half of you hissed at the sun. And have you seen the Couffaines??? Your last name is a joke of coffin for fuck's sake!
• In Chapter 65, we learn an actual zombie-raising, would-be Zombie Apocalypse commanding supervillain was a better parent than Audrey. We then learn he's the grandfather of Rose Lallivant. The rest of the chat takes a moment to process that, Zoé takes a moment to revise her theories.
• Following Mylene's debut as Petite Souris, Team Miraculous head over to Chloé's room, where Rose detransforms to congratulate her, which startles the other girl. Juleka tells her girlfriend not to overwhelm the other girl while detransforming as well. As the other heroes do the same, Ladybug tells them to stop so they don't overwhelm Mylene and that they give her time process each identity. This is when her own powers run out.
• During the Winter Gala, Adrien introduces Marinette and Kagami as both of his girlfriends to his cousin Felix, earning a Flat "What" and then a blank confusion when Kagami explains their Polyamory relationship and their mutual boyfriend Luka. Felix's reaction is more pronounce when Chloé introduces Zoé, who then clarifies they're half-siblings because of their mother's affair.
  Felix: I beg your fucking pardon?!
• During the Winter Gala, Nathalie turns Gabriel back into the Collector. Cue all of the heroes living their fantasies out of punching him in the face. Even funnier is the fact that Ladybug isn't sure if she wants to join in and summons the Lucky Charm...which ends up being a hockey stick, meaning that even Tikki was on board with it.
• Zoé theorizes that Lila is aromantic. Lila doesn't know what the word means; she just assumes that everyone else is lying about being attracted to other people, the same as her. Then, on a whim, she decides to look it up.
  Lila: The fuck do you mean "sexual and romantic attraction are real?!"
• Following the events of Wishmaker, Luka confirms that everyone was hit but thanks to Second Chance, no identities were leaked. He does, however, have some questions about a few people's childhood dreams.
  • Max's dream was apparently making a death ray. He defends himself by asking what child with an interest in engineering doesn't dream about making a death ray at some point.
  • Kim's dream was to punch a dolphin. After negatively comparing them to Zeus, Mylene reveals that there was Dramatic Thunder outside.
  • Building on the above, Alix wanted to fight ancient gods... or at least make them pay child support. Cue more Dramatic Thunder.
  • Juleka already knew that Luka wanted to roast her and tells him to just reveal if she was a pirate or vampire. Luka then reveals she became a vampire pirate queen.
    Juleka: Fucking dope.
  • In direct relation to the above, after Rose keymashes over Juleka's reply, Luka reveals that she became Dr. Princess, who is a ballerina astronaut.
    Rose: Go big or go home!
  • Even though Alya's dream was "being a superhero", she was still affected by Wishmaker and became Kid Majestic, who got very sad when told that "I have to reset Time to preserve her secret identity instead of letting her take the Akuma out single handedly." Alya declares that it was "baby's first self insert mary sue fanfic."
  • How does the chapter end?
    Luka: Lastly, Nino. Please tell us more about the cowboy phase.
    Nino: FUCK
• Marc uses the Goat Miraculous to enter Marinette's dream and wake her up, only to find her dream is where everyone else is a puppet. And she only realizes it's a dream because she never gave them a Miraculous.
  Marc: That's what makes you think this is a dream?! Your classmates are puppets! Juleka is literally just Kermit in a wig!
  • Unfortunately, Marinette backslides a bit and thinks Marc is part of the dream.
    Marinette: [laughing] Ah, I get it. You're a manifestation of my anxiety here to tell me I can't ever relax a little bit because if I do everything is going to fall apart! Ha! Where’s the manifestation of how I always feel like I'm not enough for anyone? Or the manifestation of guilt for how much my choices fucked people over?
    Capricorn: [deep breath] Mari, honey, please get some fucking therapy.
    Marinette: Alix said there won't be a therapist who specializes in my bullshit for a few more years.
    Capricorn: I don't know what that means.
  • In the subsequent chat chapter, Nathaniel spends the whole time freaking out as he discovers the heroes are all his classmates (and realizing why Marinette and Adrien had that fight in class).
    Escapegoat: seriously why did you dream of Juleka being Kermit though?
    Constable: YOU DREAMED OF ME BEING A WHAT
    Rock-A-Doodle: JULEKA?!??!?!?!
• Once Adrien realizes she's non-binary (genderfluid, specifically), she asks the rest of the group how to "crack an egg." While Luka, Juleka, and Marc all realize what's going on right away, the others are unfamiliar with the term and think she needs help with cooking, leading to Kim revealing that he wanted to make Mountain Dew Dorito cupcakes.
  • Once Adrien comes out to the others, Chloé starts freaking out while Alix realizes things about her last discussion with her future self. Mylene just wants to know what any of their discussion had to do with eggs.^note An egg is a colloquial term for a trans person who is in denial/hasn't realized it yet.

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