History Funny / HeroChat

--> '''Juleka''': [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] dope.

--> '''Rose''': [[MarySue Go big or go home!]]

--> '''Luka:''' Lastly, Nino. Please tell us more about the cowboy phase.\\

* Following Mylene's debut as Petite Souris, Team Miraculous head over to Chloé's room, where Rose detransforms to congratulate her, which startles the other girl. Juleka tells her girlfriend not to overwhelm the other girl [[HypocriticalHumor while detransforming as well]]. As the other heroes do the same, Ladybug tells them to stop so they don't overwhelm Mylene and that they give her time process each identity. [[TemptingFate This is when her own powers run out]].

--> '''Zoé:''' All of you have fangs. You kept alluding to some secret group. About half of you hissed at the sun. And have you seen the Couffaines??? Your last name is a joke of coffin for fuck's sake!

* When Luka adds Juleka to the chat, he gives her the username "Small Titty Goth GF". Naturally, she changes it as soon as possible.

* Chloé after having a weird dream where Marinette got pregnant and everyone fought over who gets to be Ladybug while she's benched, calls dibs on it pre-emptively in the event of such an occasion. Alya upon waking up declares she will 100% fight her for the right to be Ladybug for a while and [[SelfFulfillingProphecy it all devolves into a fight]] over who gets it, including Alix throwing her hat in the ring because she doesn't trust Kim with the Ladybug powers.

** Once Adrien comes out to the others, Chloé starts freaking out while Alix realizes things about her last discussion with her future self. Mylene just wants to know what any of their discussion had to do with eggs.[[note]]An egg is a non-binary person who is in denial/hasn't realized it yet.[[/note]]

* Once Adrien realizes she's non-binary (genderfluid, specifically), she asks the rest of the group how to "crack an egg." While Luka, Juleka, and Marc all realize what's going on right away, the others are unfamiliar with the term and think she needs help with cooking, leading to Kim revealing that he wanted to make [[CordonBleughChef mountain dew dorito cupcakes.]]
** Once Adrien comes out to the others, Chloe starts freaking out while Alix realizes things about her last discussion with her future self. Mylene just wants to know what any of their discussion had to do with eggs.[[note]]An egg is a non-binary person who is in denial/hasn't realized it yet.[[/note]]

* In the subsequent chat chapter, Nathaniel spends the whole time freaking out as he discovers the heroes are all his classmates (and realizing ''why'' Marinette and Adrien had that fight in class).
-->'''Escapegoat:''' seriously why did you dream of Juleka being Kermit though?\\

* Unfortunately, Marinette backslides a bit and thinks Marc is part of the dream.
-->'''Marinette:''' ''[laughing]'' Ah, I get it. You're a manifestation of my anxiety here to tell me I can't ever relax a little bit because if I do everything is going to fall apart! Ha! Where’s the manifestation of how I always feel like I'm not enough for anyone? Or the manifestation of guilt for how much my choices fucked people over?\\

* Once Adrien realizes she's non-binary (genderfluid, specifically), she asks the rest of the group how to "crack an egg." While Luka, Juleka, and Marc all realize what's going on right away, the others are unfamiliar with the term and think she needs help with cooking, leading to Kim revealing that he wanted to make [[LethalChef mountain dew dorito cupcakes.]]

* Once Adrien realizes he non-binary (genderfluid, specifically), she asks the rest of the group how to "crack an egg." While Luka, Juleka, and Marc all realize what's going on right away, the others are unfamiliar with the term and think she needs help with cooking, leading to Kim revealing that he wanted to make [[LethalChef mountain dew dorito cupcakes.]]