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How Avatar: The Way of Water Should Have Ended
- As the family float on the water, amidst the fire on the water, the stern of the Titanic is sinking behind them, with Jack and Rose holding on top of it.
- In the midst of a battle, a giant whale with the face of Brendan Fraser appears out of nowhere, before slamming down onto Quadritch.Whale: I NEED TO KNOW!Quadritch: What in the world...
How Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Should Have Ended
- Instead of doing a car chase, Riri offers to just carry Shuri and Okoye with her suit. Namora and Attuma watch as they take off, prompting this exchange:Namora: Looks like they have escaped. I was hoping they would cross this exact bridge.Namora: Shut up!Lo'ak: And why are you blue, bro?
- Shuri wonders how did Namor's people created a suit that allows her to survive underwater only for Namor to tell her that. . . they didn't.Shuri: This suit is incredible! How did you create it down here?Namor: Create it? No, we just murdered the previous owners and stole it.Shuri: What?Namor: You would be surprised at how long it took to get the blood out of the inside. I am surprised that it still works.Shuri: Did you at least replace the life support?Namor: Life support? What is that?Shuri: Oh, crap!Namor: . . . Shuri?
- When Namor proposes for their nations to ally against the surface world, Shuri actually accepts. Namor asks where they should attack first and Shuri replies, "New York". Enter Wong, who is clearly bored by his own Running Gag.Namor: New York. My name is Namor! And I have more soldiers than this place has blades of grass. Which I realize looking around now, that does not seem like a lot to you. But fear not, for I would make your death swift—Wong: (in a tired tone) Mirror Dimension. (Namor and his warriors get sent into the Mirror Dimension)Wong: Well that was weird.Madisynn: Do the thing!Wong: (in a bored tone) Yes. . . Wongers.
- And it turns out, that was Shuri's plan all along.
Shuri: Work smarter, not harder.
How Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania Should Have Ended
- The advanced ant civilization came to the scientific conclusion that the movie needed more Luis.
- Kang the Conqueror ends up defeated but not by the hands of anyone you expect.Kang: I am Kang!Veb: And I still have holes!Veb proceeds to suck Kang into his body who dissolves.*At the Super Cafe*Scott Lang: Yeah, that is how it went.
- Rebooting always works out for Batman, for some reason.note
- Batman reveals he and Janet also had a thing together back then.Hank: Oh don't tell me you had a relationship with Batman too!Janet: I had needs Hank!*Everyone reacts in disgust as Superman facepalms*
- The Villain Pub is now full of Kangs, exactly what Loki previously warned them about but got ignored.Kang 1: What's up, Kang?Kang 2: Not much, Kang!Kang 3: How you doing, Kang?Kang 4: Just Kanging with the Kangs!Kang 5: Kang-right!Kang 6: Where my Kangs at?Kang 7: Hey, Kang!
How Shazam! Fury of the Gods Should Have Ended
- Shazam’s Big "WHAT?!" reaction when Black Adam appears and kills Hespera and Kalypso says it all.Shazam: (after Black Adam kills Hespera and Kalypso) …WHAT?!
How The Little Mermaid Should Have Ended
- In the cold open, Ariel tries to use her father's trident to make herself have legs. Despite Sebastian and Flounder's protests, the results turn out to be quite horrifying.
- After Ariel signs Ursula's magical contract and meets Eric, she manages to get around to it by writing on the sand that she has lost her voice and will get it back after a kiss from Eric. And cue Ursula's response after the kiss:Ursula: WHAT?! Noooo!!! How was I supposed to know she could write?Eels: When she signed the contract.Ursula: OOOHHHH!!!!
- Even funnier is that mere days after the video dropped, the remake actually plugged this plot hole by having Ariel explicitly illiterate and instead agreeing to Ursula’s deal by giving her a scale from her tail and a drop of her blood.
How The Super Mario Bros. Movie Should Have Ended
- In the beginning, The Penguins are throwing snowballs in which Bowser is not impressed. But then-Penguin King: That is but a taste of our fury! And now here is the whole thing![The Penguin King and his army use Ice Flowers and proceed to put the Koopa Army on ice.]
- Negotiations between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Jungle Kingdom fall flat when Cranky Kong points out how weak Princess Peach's army of Toads would be and that would leave his own army to do all the fighting instead. Mario tries to get him to rethink otherwise but...Mario: We are not leaving without your army-[Gilligan Cut where Mario, Toad, and Princess Peach are indeed tossed out of the Jungle Kingdom where Mario and Toad land painfully but Peach just glides down.]Mario: Wow… those apes are strong.
- How the Koopa General's Blue Shell attack backfires:Koopa General: You can’t escape me!!! BLUE SHELL!!! (turns into blue shell and flies after Mario and Donkey Kong) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have you now! The blue shell goes for whoever’s in front of the line! HAHAHAHAHAHA! (passes Mario and DK) Wait, you’re not in the front?Mario: Nope.Toad: Uh… Princess?Peach: Aw, poo- (explosion)
- Before Mario takes the Super Star to use it to defeat Bowser, Bowser gets in his way and just uses the Super Star for himself. He proceeds to immediately take out both of the Mario Brothers with ease.Donkey Kong: Well that's it, we're dead.
- As Bowser is talking to the other villains at the Villain Pub, Voldemort asks when did he start talking.
- Good thing nobody told Voldemort about the last movie where Bowser could talk.
How Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 Should Have Ended
- The Guardians have an easier time getting the info they need to save Rocket by simply using the Ravager who can make portals (who Star-Lord calls Dr. Strange) to have Mantis brainwash the Orgocorp employee and the High Evolutionary himself for the info. She also inflects a Heel–Face Brainwashing on the HE.
- Also the fact that subtitles had to be put in for Stakar Ogord because it would be hard to understand him otherwise because of his speech impediment.
- Bob and Larry appear alongside the Orgocorp employee who looks like a carrot. What makes it more funny is, it is their bodies on humanoid bodies.
- When the HE puts the turtle in his machine, it turns into Michelangelo. The HE still thinks that the experiment is a failure despite Mikey trying to tell him otherwise.
- Later, when Mantis is doing said brainwashing, Admiral Ackbar can be seen in the machine.
- When the guard who Mantis hypnotises into falling in love with Drax goes on his shooting rampage, the subtitles say "screams of true love" when he yells.
- Turns out, even the HE isn't popular among the other villains because everyone (yes, including the likes of Thanos, Ronan, Ego and The Joker) finds it disgusting that he experiments with animals and children.Voldemort: I mean I hate children, but you're kind of the worst.
- He also gets sucker punched by Zod since in this ending, he won and killed the Guardians, including Groot (Zod's favorite).
- He tries to cite how they celebrated Thanos' victory, but Thanos points out that at least his genocide was random.
- When it looks like Batman and Groot are going to have another "I am" battle, suddenly Groot says that he loves everyone. Batman and Superman are shocked to discover that Groot has been talking to them the entire time.
- The glorious return of Captain America's "Language!" running gag, this time done by the Counter-Earth version of him. And of course, it's an eagle, who cuts off Star-Lord about to drop the F-bomb.Counter-Earth Captain America: Lagnug!
How The Flash Should Have Ended
- After Barry saves the babies via his super-speed and presents them to the nurse, the babies spurt out vomit. A lot of it....
- Zod takes off his neck brace in the Villain Pub, thinking he's got "a second chance", only to have Supergirl snap his neck (even though the Barrys try to use Kryptonite). Thus, Zod returns to the Villain Pub with his head upside down, subjected to immediate laughter.
- Keaton Batman gets a chance to take the 89 Batmobile for a spin, shouting "Woohoooo! I'M BATMAN!" as he spears Zod's soldiers with Kryptonite.
- Instead of getting showered with box office dollars, a few coins fall from the ceiling as the heroes celebrate their success at the Super Cafe.
- The Flash HISHE takes the Multiverse Cameos even further, not just showing the ones already in the film but every possible DC property out there including the ones that were never made.Wonder Woman from the 2011 TV Show Pilot: Some of us never even got a chance.Batgirl from the canceled 2022 Movie: And some of us got a chance but got totally deleted!
- Of course, some characters are not eager to be part of the multiverse.
Dark Knight Trilogy Batman: Don't bring me into this! I refuse to acknowledge my existence in this Multiverse bullcrap.The Batman Batman: Me Too!- And probably the most unexpected DC Character of them all.
Michael Keaton Batman: People always look back on their heroes fondly.2004's Catwoman: They do?Michael Keaton Batman: Well, Most of us anyway.
How Zootopia Should Have Ended
- When Judy Hopps is about to leave for Zootopia, her father makes sure she is able to defend herself, offering her some Fox repellent, a taser, a glock, shotgun switchblade, acid, knives, and a spider.
- She does take the taser though which she uses to electrocute Mr. Manchas.
- The Sheep hitman is sent to take out Judy Hopps only to end up hitting Flash instead. A frenzied Flash turns out to be just as slow at killing people as he is with everyone else.Flash: I'm . . . going...Judy Hopps: But you said you would help!Flash: To kill . . . you.*Completely True Sloth noises as Judy holds up her taser.
- Emmet makes a full recovery and reunites with his wife. Sadly, Judy Hopps blows the whistle on his less-than-wholesome activities.Judy Hopps: I did discover he has been attending a nudist club. And he also has been working with the Mob too.Mrs. Otterton: What?!
- Judy Hopps delivers an inspiring speech about how Zootopia is accepting of all types of animals. But then the birds, reptiles, and primates show up to complain about why there aren't any of them seen in Zootopia.
- The Geico gecko is also there with the reptiles.
How Spider-Man Across The Spider-Verse Should Have Ended
- The "here's a bright idea" guy makes an appearance. As a Spider-Man variant, who instead suggests shooting webs at Miles instead of "giving a second to find another option to escape".
- When Miguel finishes his big speech, Miles questions what canon he broke and comes to the conclusion that Miguel did "a Scarlet Witch", which Miguel denies.
- Jessica also comments that Miguel has no trouble letting a pregnant woman (her) fight on a motorcycle while Peter B. states he would never put a baby in harm's way, all while his kid is crawling around in the background.
- Hobie comments that he's a vampire which Miguel replies with "Don't bring my teeth into this!"
- His little tantrum as well.
Miguel: I said I'm not the Scarlet Witch!- Miles then orders Lyla to imprison him, which she follows through on, while Miguel adds "I hate you guys".
- Miles and Gwen have The Big Damn Kiss (with big words saying "THEY KISS!") but then...Gwen: And now I'm dead! Blehh! (Falls of the building)
Miles: What? NOOooOOOOooOOOo!
[A thud and a car horn are heard afterwards.]- What's even better is Gwen's falling trail, which reads "WOOOOOORTH IT!".
- On the rooftop, Miles is about to be knocked out by Earth-42 Prowler, when his Spider-sense enables him to avoid it and just constantly jump out of the way (shouting "Spidey sense!"), all while Earth-42 Aaron just stands there with his phone in his hand, not doing anything.
- When Gwen and Miles track down the Spot (after Miles convinces Gwen to let him help out), Miles remembers that Peter Porker left him a cartoon hammer that'll "fit in his pocket", and puts it to good use, bonking the Spot on the head, giving him a bit of a goose's egg. Then, the Spot is taken to HQ, where he's put next to the imprisoned Prowler.Prowler: What's with your face?
The Spot: It's rude to stare! - The Spot is offered a bagel at the Villain Pub in The Stinger.Voldemort: Hey, Hole Man!
Joker: We heard you have a thing for bagels.
Zod: Probably because it has a hole in it. Like you. (He, Joker, Palpatine, and Voldemort laugh) Wait, we all have holes.
[The four are sent away via portals before Spot starts laughing.]
The Spot: Who's laughing now, fellas!? - At the cafe, Batman is grumpy probbaly because Miles had a more sucsessful multiverse adventure than he did. He does get along with Miles G. though.
- Pavitr starts teasing Gwen about liking Miles G.
- Also how is the Spot defeated? By anti-spot spray.
The Villain Pub - Five Nights
- The Stormtrooper "Gary" being the "Villain Pub After Hours Night Watch", all while the Freddy Fazbear animatronics, who are the Villain Pub's automated music band, perform their usual antics after hours.
- Despite the fact that they keep killing his night guards, Palpatine doesn't fire the FNAF animatronics because they're the least demanding band he's ever hired. Plus, the "purpose" they serve, is that the guards' bodies were fed to Jaws.
- When the Stormtrooper "Kevin" checks the cameras, Batman's at the front entrance.
How Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Should Have Ended
- In the flashback sequence, Basil questions why Indy sounds so old.
How The Marvels Should Have Ended
- The Flerken kitties disobeying the Marvels' orders and barfing up the S.W.O.R.D. agents. Because they're cats, who do not listen to their masters.
- Carol insists that her song and dance number was the best part of the movie. Everyone, even the Flerken kittens, stare at her judgmentally.
- Carol heading over to Hala to reignite its sun with her powers... only to scorch the Kree for overdoing it. This causes her to be banished to the Villain Pub, now seen as a villain known as the Annihilator. Thanos tries to order Bowser to kick her out. Bowser doesn't do so because he's busy playing the piano.
How Batman Should Have Ended
- The classic scene of Bruce and Vicki eating dinner at either end of an incredibly long table ends with Alfred showing up and using a megaphone to demand that Bruce make babies with Vicki.
- When Bruce says to the Joker "You wanna get nuts? Come on, let's get nuts", they literally go out and buy roasted nuts to eat.
- Batman trying multiple times to get the Batwing to make the iconic shot in front of the moon, only to try multiple times until he does it successfully, declaring "First try!"
