Funny / Graveyard Keeper

• After you get Snake the bucket of blood and the bloodied nails, he'll invite you to witness the summoning of his dark lord. And by that, we mean the Gravedigger nonchalantly walks away in the middle of Snake's rant, only staying with a resigned "Alright then" after Snake threatens him. Then Snake casts a spell that summons... a chicken. This leads to Snake angrily making a note to himself to get even with the guy who sold him the scroll.
• Some of the flavor text in the Steam Achievements fits beautifully.
  Talking Skull: Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
• Game of Crones has one funny witcher's eye event near the swamp. The Inquisitor and 33 men in black and orange uniforms arrive to arrest the little old lady in the swamp. the Inquisitor and 33 frogs clad in black and orange leave.