Funny / GradeAUnderA

How ironic that you get rewarded for taking a piss by a game that reviews say is a complete piece of shit!

• Grade talks about the kind of people he hates at his door and lists the Jehovah's Witnesses as an example, saying that as much as he finds them annoying, he feels that people are overreacting a little when it comes to meeting them outside their door.
  Grade: I mean, it's not as if they come to your door like...
  Jehovah!Big Smoke: We ain't got all day! (knocking on door)
  (Man opens the door to the sight of Jehovah!Ryder and Jehovah!Big Smoke pointing a gun at him)
  Jehovah!Big Smoke: Excuse me, Jesus is a personal friend of mine, you ignorant fool!
  Jehovah!Ryder: Bitch!
  Jehovah!Big Smoke: Bitch!
  Jehovah!Ryder: Mo'fucka!
• Grade showing his displeasure at the existence of silent letters in the English language and wondering how they even come about in the first place.
  Grade: Silent letters make no sense, man. What was the point of having them? Like how the fuck did silent letters come to exist?
  (Cut to the past where Grade, Under and Dickhead are gathered to create the first English dictionary)
  Past!Under: And I think we should call this bendy part of the leg the 'nee' and it should be spelled N-E-E.
  Past!Grade: *already piss-drunk* Oi, Under, good one. Put a...go put a 'K' at the start, mate.
  (beat)
  Past!Under: Why?
  (Past!Grade pulls a gun on Past!Under's face)
  Past!Under: N-not gonna lie mate, you make a pretty convincing argument. A silent 'K' it is, then!
  BEER
  NOT EVEN ONCE
• In his "Calling In Sick To Work" video, he goes on about he should not be rehearsing on telling his boss that he's sick. The image he uses is Hamlet with his head plastered.
• Grade complaining about how limited the uses of gift cards are by using a Toys R Us card as an example.
  Chip Shop Owner: Does this look like fookin Toys R Us, you daft bastard?
  Bartender: lol fuck off mate, what is this shit? Now go on, fuck off.
  Pearl: I want my money!!!
  Nicole Arbour: They sell sex toys at Toys R Us, right?
  Crack Dealer: Naw baybeh, I don't take gift cards no mo. Try Nicole in the alley, next to the dumpster. She takes 'em.
• "I hope you get fingered in the arsehole by Edward Scissorhands, ya bastard!"
  • Also, when talking about dirty public bathrooms, he interviews Lil' Jon about their experience.
    Grade: Jon, you've been to public bathrooms, and you've told that there's been a bit of shit and piss here and there. Where'd you say there was shit and piss, again?
    Lil Jon: To the window... to the wall!
• In the gift card episode, after Grade hands a gift card over to Emma Watson, text briefly appears that says, "Did I just cast Wingardium Leviosa, Or Are You Just Happy to See Me??"
• For Mother's Day, Grade suggests to get mothers Beats headphones, followed by a clip of his mother wearing the headphones and listening to "Fuck the Police" while chopping vegetables.
• Sometimes, the music Grade picks for the transition screens can add its own hilarity. In "Men's Fashion", Grade uses The Brood's theme.
• Grade getting Busta Rhymes to do the phone menu voice.
  Busta Rhymes: Hitemagainataminimum
  Grade: *presses button* Thanks, mate.
  Busta Rhymes: Repeatitcomingtokillingem
  Grade: *presses button* Thank you.
  Busta Rhymes: Thenhegottabedrillinem
  Grade: *presses button* Alright, 3
  Busta Rhymes: Theygottabefeelinim
  Grade: *presses button* Perfect!
• While exposing Keemstar, Grade mentions that while Pyrocynical's face is on Google thanks to Keemstar leaking it, so are Keemstar's dox.
  Grade: But you don't see anybody bringing attention to that, DO you?! (Beat) ...whoops!
• Grade's response to referring to Keemstar as "Cancer".
  Grade: And you know how to get rid of cancer? With some... Keem-O-Therapy
• In "4 Huge Youtube Channels That ANYONE could have made, he calls HowToBasic, quite casually even, "A joke YouTube account that got way out of hand."
• The entire Donald Trump "interview", just for the fact that Grade made fun of his tendency to sue anyone who slanders him, having him essentially go into Sarcasm Mode the entire video.
• From his "People Who Hate Video Games" video, just the entire part where he gives little Timmy a PlayStation Portable thinking it's safe, but the news convinces him that it can be harmful thanks to the WiFi connection.
  • "You can chat with your friends." "Yeh! Your bomb-making, naked pedophile friends from the KKK, perhaps..."
• In "Top 5 Stupidest Trophies", Grade's increasingly shocked reactions to the sorts of trophies given in video games for doing things as mundane and simple as starting the game, pausing the game, being shit at a game (read: dying several times in a row on the very first level) and even for not playing the game at all.
  How ironic that you get rewarded for taking a piss by a game that's a complete piece of shit!
  Unless you're a prostitute, right, you should not be rewarded for sucking.
• The ending speech from "Political Correctness Manual 2019 - Things You Can't Say", which is filled to the brim with Political Overcorrectness in the most glorious way possible:
  Grade: I have a dream .......right? That one day, all of peoplekind will finally get along. Every man, woperchild and child, right? People the world over! From Gerpeopley to Ropeopleia, Flyingspaghettimonsterbama, all the way to Africanamerican. Not only will that lower the hate, but it will increase the love too. Killing 2 cis white men with 1 stone! So let me set the record somewhere on the sexuality spectrum: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS THE WAY FORWARD!! ...RIGHT? It should be seen as correct to wanna be POLITICALLY CORRECT instead of just OVERALL CORRECT. So fuck the truth and honesty right; making sure we DON'T OFFEND ANYONE is what we should put all our efforts into! And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals!