Funny / Gaia Online

• Almost anything Brennivin says, ever:
  Brennivin: In many activity I am well experienced. Not so much the English.
  • During the Halloween Event:
  Brennivin: Father forbid pastille day when I growing up... I say "Trick and treat!" one time and he turn me to silverwares. Like TEN silverwares. It suck.
  • Edmund refuses to give Brennivin more information about a dangerous situation for his own good:
  Edmund: No offense, Brennivin, but the less you know, the better. We're dealing with people who don't like loose ends.
  Brennivin: Nah! The conditioner everday! No loose ends!
• "Ladyhands," a huge, buff mechanic with tiny, delicate, feminine hands.
• Ian:
  Hey, wanna hear a joke? Knock kno-interrupting cow! No, wait, I always screw that one up.
• A lot of what Sasha says is pretty hilarious, but her attempt at poetry takes the cake.
  I'm taking a poetry class at the JC. Like, check this out:

  They say my hair

  is totally sweet

  but deep down inside

  I just want to make people happy and I totally love world peace and baby ducks.
  I WROTE THAT!
• Nearly everything Diedrich says that isn't horrifying, and sometimes even then. Like the mini-comic that kicked off the 2011 Easter Event.
  Diedrich: (after being sent flying by a grenade) I am fine! Did you know Grunnies are very hardy?
  Diedrich: Maybe... maybe it is not possible to die.
• A large chunk of the Easter Bunny's flashback/dream during the Easter 2k13 manga.
  "Hello, Mr. Bluebird! My self-worth is tied directly to my cuteness! Tra la la!"