Funny / Food Fantasy

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Main Game and Gameplay

• Ichi's introduction. He is first shown lost in the woods and says that he can't die out there without becoming a Cooking Attendant. He tries upping his intensity and screams so hard that the screen actually vibrates and ends up freaking Rice out.
  • Heck, Ichi in general.
• In one part of the Palata arc, Master Attendant has to find a way to get on top of the city that Mirage is holding up. After learning that B-52 isn’t suited to carry passengers, Olivia asks them if that was their only plan, which they sheepishly admit. Tempura then shows up and basically yeets them up to the city. He is then told that the impact could possibly kill them and Rice passes out.
• Some of the death animations can be utterly hilarious, especially for the ones with skins.
  • Spaghetti falls over and the noodles on his fork land on his face.
  • If B-52 is wearing his Mechanical Storm skin, he gets run over by his own bike.
  • Oyster just kinda flops over with an angry glare on his face. If he's wearing his Night Salvation skin, the coffin lid smacks him, pushing him inside.
  • For Peking Duck's Gentleman Spy skin, a tombstone with his monocle on it falls on top of him and his ducks begin crying. It's as ridiculous as it is sad.
• Crab Long Bao comparing his nausea to the feeling of drinking Long Bao's tea.
• According to Caviar's notice line, someone (probably him) has managed to set something in the kitchen on fire.
• Nian, just Nian. The poor Fallen Angel keeps dining and dashing and as a result, keeps getting beat up by Master Attendant's Food Souls.
• The thing that Wonton fears the most is not Fallen Angels. Neither is is an angry Master Attendant. But ''freaking'' Long Bao.
• In contrast to Salt 'n Pepper Shrimp and Green Curry who are extremely loyal to Boston Lobster and view him as an older brother figure, we have the Tofu Twins who are basically little turds who enjoy seeing him suffer.

Intimacy/Pledge Lines

• Tom Yum sounds really proud of himself in the English audio when saying that he didn't eat any lemons today. In the Chinese and Japanese audio, it sounds more like a Suspiciously Specific Denial.
• Even after you pledge with him, Beer still can't catch a break.
• Salt 'n Pepper Shrimp being dead serious about wanting to kill anyone who threatens Master Attendant and is genuinely confused as to why they wouldn't want that.
• Escargot falls asleep on his wedding day.

Events

• A Man's Love
  • In one of the endings, Tempura jumps up into the air and launches himself at Miso Soup all the while telling him to accept him.
• 1st Anniversary Event:
  • Osmanthus Cake confronting Huangshan Maofeng Tea about him being a con man.
  Never thinking that Osmanthus Cake would take one look at his insincere smile, and fly into an utterly uncontrollable rage. She took the scroll she was carrying and smacked him right in the face.
  • Crab Long Bao is participating in the pole leaping event and is currently in the lead. Long Bao explains the event to Milk Tea and decides to cheer on his friend on, telling CLB that if he manages to win, he'll brew him a cup of tea as a prize. This startles CLB and causes him to fall. Afterwards, Long Bao says that he'll still brew the cup of tea for him and suggests that all three of them should have a tea party together, much to CLB's horror.
  • Turkey's and B-52 interaction in the event. It's just several text boxes of both of them going "...".
  • Spaghetti trying to win Foie Gras over to his side by flirting with her and her utterly rejecting him.
  • Napoleon Cake, Black Tea, and Champagne completely cleaning out the shooting gallery booth of plushies during a competition to see who was the best sharpshooter, much to the chagrin of the poor guy running the booth.
  • Gingerbread's response when a random bystander asks why she doesn't seem to bat an eyelash at Steak and Red Wine's constant bickering:
  Gingerbread: If people squabbled and brawled in front of you 360 days out of the year, you'd get used to it, too.
  • After hearing a (fake) prophecy from Huangshan Maofeng Tea about how a disaster will come from the east, the first thing Wonton comments about is that Long Bao is in the east.
  • Vodka steps on Boston Lobster's feet and freezes them. The latter Food Soul gets pissed and Sweet Tofu starts teasing him about the situation and about how he might have a thing for Vodka.
  • The drunk Aizen near the end of the event and Amazake having to apologize for him.
• Candlelight Feast
  • The fact that Boston Lobster hates humans so much that he just casually sits back and drinks some wine while one gets attacked by an Uke Mochi. He only kills the Fallen Angel after it knocks over the wine.
• Castle Mystery
  • Oyster calls Spaghetti a "sick, twisted, friendless idiot bastard" and punches him in the face.
  • Borscht saying that Oyster punching Spaghetti in the face was awesome and that he should do that again.
• Forgotten Encounter
  • Dragon & Phoenix chasing around some random kid for calling him a "sidekick".
• Everbright Moon
  • Turns out, Long Bao isn't the only Food Soul Wonton is scared of. There's also Mung Bean Soup. One can only wonder what would happen if those two started cooking together.
• Lakeside Villa
  • The return of the "sidekick" kid.
  • Realgar Wine getting mad at Dragon & Phoenix and climbing on top of the roof to sulk.
  • Turns out that the person who taught Dragon & Phoenix to throw rocks at Longjing Tea's lake to lure him out was none other than Wuyi Da Hong Pao.
• Creation Chronicle
  • Amazake gets beat up by Jello's fan club.
  • Souffle's inner personality having to deal with Omurice going on about Jello. For the first time ever, he wanted the outer personality to take over.

Character Backstories

• The fact that Yellow Wine's backstory takes the time to point out that he was still wearing his pajamas when he went out to rescue kidnapped children.
• Milk gets annoyed by Crepe and considers throwing her out of a window before just knocking her out.
• In Tempura's backstory, he finds Miso Soup in the Land of Bird and Moon soliciting a prostitute. Said prostitute falls head over heels for Tempura.
• At the end of Bloody Mary's backstory, he and Pretzel meet for the first time. After Pretzel lists off every single crime Bloody Mary has committed in the area over the last twenty years, Bloody Mary suggests that to have so meticulously recorded all of his crimes, Pretzel must be in love with him. Cue Pretzel getting flustered as Bloody Mary slams the door on him and jumps out the window.
• Near the beginning of his backstory, Dragon & Phoenix tries to get Longjing Tea's attention so they can go drinking together. He does this by yelling out Longjing's name and throwing rocks the size of his head into the latter Food Soul's lake. Longjing is understandably not happy with him. Dragon & Phoenix also manages to disturb a young couple in the process.
• At the end of her backstory, Apple Pie holds a concert for her current Master Attendant. It should also be noted that she managed to tie him down to a stool with a picnic cloth.
  • Heck, the fact that her backstory basically boils down to a little girl helping a drunk guy posing to be her Master Attendant (not the same one at the end) get rid of another drunk guy (AKA Aizen) in order to get her guitar fixed. Some key examples of her having to deal with their antics include:
    • After hearing some loud thumping noises, the fake Master Attendant hides in an empty barrel.
    • The first thing Aizen does after meeting Apple Pie is ask her if she wants to drink with him.
    • Apple Pie getting annoyed and asking why all the people she's meeting today love drinking so much.
    • Aizen thinking that a singer is someone who can drink without worry.
    • Aizen drunkenly leaving the winery by crashing through the ceiling. Apple Pie then says that he could have at least used the door.
• Boston Lobster and Peking Duck are in the middle of a fight and the tension is building up. They are about to unleash their attacks on each other when Beer pops up between them, causing both of them to fall flat on their faces. Both of them are not happy about this, especially BosLob who is pissed. Beer then takes the two to go drinking together.
  • In a sense, the fact that Beer considers Boston Lobster and Peking Duck of all people to be his two best friends.
• Salty Tofu insults Boston Lobster, telling him to stop acting like a fussy old woman. Boston Lobster resists the urge to smash the jar of wine that the two of them were drinking from on the other Food Soul's head and instead decides to hold him hostage. He tells Spicy Gluten to tell Sweet Tofu about the situation and to bring magic crystals as ransom. Instead, she just stays there and shakes her head, calling the men childish.
• Long Bao's backstory ends with him running away from Wonton and hiding up a tree while Crab Long Bao covers for him.
• Tom Yum overhears a fight breaking out in broad daylight and goes to try and stop it. However, just as he's turning the corner, Boston Lobster ends up getting yeeted at him.

Unsorted

• Almost anything involving Long Bao or his tea.
• This comic about the Food Souls writing letters for the Master Attendant for the Love Note Day. It's all cute and fluffy....and then Steak is treating his letter as serious business. Also in the end the Master Attendant receives tons of letters from his Food Souls. Except Peking Duck who decided to send a goddamn scroll instead.
• Macaron's voice actress Kirsten Day reading President Donald Trump's tweets in her voice.
• This comic about Steak and Red Wine celebrating the Italian Wine's Day.