Funny / Command & Conquer: Renegade

• The cutscene after infiltrating Raveshaw's mansion.
  [As Sydney is driving the truck to escape]
  Havoc: Watch it!
  Sydney: You were supposed to rescue all three of us! Are you always this incompetent?!
  Havoc: Cow.
  Sydney: Pig!
  Havoc: No, cow!
  Cow: Moo!
  [Sydney swerves the truck to avoid said cow]
• Immediately before that, as Mendoza is smashed into a pulp by a piece of debris Havoc narrowly tackles Sydney out of the way of:
  Havoc: Talk about a rock and a hard place...!
• The cutscene when Havoc meets a Tiberium physically enhanced and brainwashed Raveshaw, right before the boss fight against him:
  Havoc: Eh, at least he's taller.
  • And then, when he meets the similarly enhanced Petrova, who promises to perform the same enhancements on him:
  Havoc: "Evolve" me? No thanks, I like being a caveman. [Beat] Looks good on you, though.
• The cutscene in Armored Assault when Havoc scouts the prisoners being transported and Sakura through a sniper scope.
  Havoc: Looking good. [Mendoza spanks Sakura's butt] You are so dead. [accidentally shoots a Nod soldier walking into his crosshair] Oops. Incoming.
• The cutscene of Havoc rescuing the GDI prisoners from the brig of the Nod freighter and having to acquire the submarine keycard from Captain Stuving. Doubles as a nice reference to Tiberian Dawn.
  GDI Soldier: You mean you're going to take on the whole crew by yourself?
  Havoc: Doesn't seem fair, does it? Maybe I'll shoot left-handed.
• Every time Havoc mouths off at Kane.
  Kane: Parker. Your interference is... troubling.
  Havoc: (kills a Tiberium mutant who jumps him in the middle of the conversation) Hey look, we got good, bad and ugly, all in one room. I'll let you guess who is who.
• During the final level "Stomping On Holy Ground" when you're required to go through the underground cavernous tunnels with egyptian-styled rock carvings, you are constantly harassed by fast-moving mutants that continuously respawn periodically after dying, but instead of using the weapons strapped on their backs, they attempt to melee you to damage you, spouting out hilarious random banter and various grunts whilst doing so.
• Havoc Takes On Westwood. Westwood missed the shipping date for the game and Havoc (played by Frank Klepacki) is sent in to embarrass and humiliate the employees, having some drop and give him push-ups is the tip of the iceberg as he has Dan Cermak put on a dress, stuffs David Yee into a trash can and winds up trashing many offices on his way out before coming face-to-face with Kane (Joe Kucan- Evil Dictator) himself... only to ask for an autograph and even get a photo with him. The whole thing is a Narm fest with cartoony sound effects, and the whole video becomes even funnier when Westwood missed the shipping date again. God (and maybe Kane) only knows what happened when Havoc paid a visit after that...
• Renegade X's short "Black Dawn" campaign has a few amusing moments, particularly with MacFarland. One case being Havoc climbing up a guard tower to take down a Nod officer but he winds up being pinned down by constant chaingun fire, MacFarland decides to flush him out with a grenade but instead simply drops the grenade before striking it with the butt of his SPAS-12 like a golf ball, landing it in the tower and taking out the officer while Havoc dives off for safety.
  Havoc: Ow!
  MacFarland: Hole in one and I didn't even use a golf club!
  Havoc: You wanna watch what you're doing?!
• Havoc learns that a voice on your left arm has its downsides.
  EVA: Eliminating Nod SAM Sites allows GDI air forces to advance.
  Havoc: Shutting up while I'm working keeps EVA units from breaking!
• In Renegade X the rocket launcher has a label that reads "Do not point at Commanding Officer."