Funny / Cinema Sins Individual Films: I-Z

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I Am Legend

• Two Spider-Man jokes in a row:
  Jeremy: (at a shot with the Flatiron Building in view) PARKER! Why is the city so empty?! *ding*
  Jeremy: (at a plastic-wrap covered building) What the hell is this supposed to be? Did Spider-Man orgasm his webbing all over this entire skyscraper?! *ding*
• In a possible Take That! towards the studios' decision to change the film's ending (the film had been building up to The Reveal that the Darkseekers still retained some humanity), Jeremy acts confused at the Darkseekers' signs of intelligence and organization when Neville claimed the virus took away all traces of "typical human behavior" from victims.
• "There is no God."
  Jeremy: Will Smith plays a Discount The Mole from the South Park movie.
• In the outtakes, when the Darkseeker Alpha Male smashes against the glass door:
  Will Smith: Welcome to Earth!

I Know What You Did Last Summer

• After the scene of a dead body dissapearing from Julie's car, Jeremy is suddenly distracted by a cat in the background:
  Julie: This is exactly what he wants! We can't go to the police, not now, he's-
  Jeremy: (with an arrow pointing to the cat) KITTY!!!!

Ice Age

• Jeremy sinning four instances in a row where Scrat should have died in the opening.
  (When Scrat is forced through the crevice, with his eyes about to pop out...)
  Jeremy Scrat is dead. *ding*
  (Scrat screams as he falls...)
  Jeremy Scrat is dead. *ding*
  (Scrat repeatedly hits the mountain's rocky slope...)
  Jeremy No really, Scrat is dead. *ding*
  (As Scrat makes it to the bottom and is about to leave, a mammoth's foot crushes him...)
  Jeremy I mean... that's totally the end of Scrat, right? *ding*
  • Immediately, this sin afterwards makes those four instances even funnier:
  "I mean... Jesus... I guess I don't have to ever worry about Scrat. I saw a dead squirrel once. May god have mercy on my soul if I figure out whatever monster or Toyota Camry did it." *ding*
• After Manny tosses the two rhinos away using his tusks and trunk:
  Jeremy: Some bullsh*t. *ding*
• As the baby stares blankly at the camera:
  Jeremy: Disney famously animates their characters as cutely as possible. Fox on the other hand is like, "nah". *ding*
• "Yeah, stop! He's just making a dramatic reveal of my baby! WE ARE FOOLS. " *ding*

Interstellar

• Jeremy keeps trying to sin certain physics-related things, only to be foiled by Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Into the Woods

• The YouTube title reads the video as running for "fairy tale minutes".
  • The video titles themselves read the video as running for "fairy f*ck me minutes".
• Jeremy keeps trying to "Roll Credits" during the opening song whenever the song Title Drop, becoming increasingly frustrated.
  Jeremy: 42% of this movie is the words "into the woods"!
• When Cinderella sings to the birds to tell them to fly away...
  Jeremy: If only you could use that beautiful singing voice to get them to peck your stepmother and stepsisters' eyes out. Seems reasonable. Who's going to convict you for that? "Well, yes, Your Honor, Cinderella has the power to make birds murder people. Prosecution rests!"
  • Later in the movie, Cinderella's birds do in fact swoop down on the stepsisters and peck their eyes out, prompting Jeremy to call them "Hit-birds".
• Throughout the video, Jeremy calls out the disembodied narration. It all begins with the second sin, in which Cinderella, played by Anna Kendrick, first appears and the narrator talks about her:
  Jeremy: Narrator commits a couple of sins here, which we are going to duly count because f*ck that guy. First off, and most importantly, he interrupts Anna Kendrick. Nobody puts baby in a corner, f*ckface! *ding* Second off, narration in general, f*ckface! *ding*
  • When the narration returns later on, there's this...
    Jeremy: Why does this movie, where 80% of the information is doled out in expositional songs, even bother with a f*cking narrator?!
• As Jeremy watches Jack milk the cow in the opening, Jack sings about the cow giving cheese, to which Jeremy replies...
  "If the cow gives you some milk, then you can get the cheese. The cow can't just straight-up give you cheese. What kind of a wish is that? You might as well wish for a million dollars while you're at it."
• "This movie simply doesn't trust the imaginations or intelligence of children. We're force-fed every action and feeling through narration, dialogue, and singing. It's just like that time I was kicked out of my first college orgy." *ding*
• The Running Gag about the narrator stalking Anna Kendrick.
• This...
  Baker's wife: ♫ This is ridiculous, what am I doing here? I'm in the wrong story... ♫
  Jeremy: The Baker's wife would be amazing at CinemaSins. *ding* Also, babe, it's worse than you think. There isn't even a story here in this place. *ding*
  • Moments later, as the female giant is heard approaching...
    Baker's wife: (nervously) What was that?
    Jeremy: The Baker's wife would be amaz— oh, we just said that. Carry on!
• When Little Red Riding Hood is first seen...
  Narrator: And then there was a hungry little girl who always wore a red cape.
  Jeremy: Probably a superhero, probably will be in the next Avengers movie. And let's be honest, Into the Woods is sort of an "Avengers for Fairy Tales", so no one will know the difference.
• This:
  Jack's mother: (to Jack) Sometimes I wonder what's going on in that head of yours.
  (She then slaps him on the side of his head)
  Jeremy: But then my abusive nature takes over and I stop giving a sh*t.
• Jeremy expressing incredulity at who plays the Wolf in this movie: "Is that Johnny goddamn Depp?!"
  • Moments later...
    Wolf: (observing Red Riding Hood) ♫ Look at that flesh, pink and plump... Helloooo, little girl... ♫
    Jeremy: Pedophilia song. *ding* Also, during the "Into the Woods" sing-along, I imagine they needed to do background checks on all the audience members before starting the show. *ding*
  • Criticizing the Wolf's temptation song to Red Riding Hood for being too sexual, Jeremy remarks, "It's like watching Jack Nicholson meet Hailee Steinfeld."
• As part of her song "On the Steps of the Palace", Cinderella sings, "Everything's wrong", which Jeremy thinks is "close enough to make [Kendrick] our honorary fairy godmother forever and ever, amen!!!"
• This:
  Baker: ♫ Anything can happen in the woods... ♫
  Jeremy: That was literally the entire pitch for this movie.
• Jeremy's description of the song "Your Fault":
  "This is argue-singing. It's singuing. It's as bad and frustrating as it sounds."
• Throughout the video, Jeremy blames Jack for all of the bad things happening in the movie ("Jack murders a giant for his golden coins, golden egg, and golden harp, and he's supposedly the good guy?"), culminating in this exchange in the climax, when they sing the aforementioned "Your Fault", blaming each other for all the bad things that happened:
  "Can't we all agree that Jack was at fault here?"
  • In the end, it leads to this:
    Jack: Maybe I shouldn't have stolen from the giant.
    Red Riding Hood: Maybe I shouldn't have strayed from the path.
    Cinderella: Maybe I shouldn't have attended the ball.
    Jeremy: Maybe Jack shouldn't have stolen from the giant.
• "I've never seen a movie so allergic to story in my life."
• As Cinderella asks the birds to help them in the battle against the Giant's wife, Jeremy chimes in...
  "Yeah, we need you to call the Eagles in on this, tell them to stop being such assholes, and help us instead of Gandalf for a change."
  • Which is followed by...
    Cinderella: The birds will do their part.
    Jeremy: And that's all I have to say about that.

The Iron Giant

• The video description:

  Jeremy: The Iron Giant is an incredible film. Gorgeous animation, heartfelt themes, solid voice acting. It's fantastic and you should all watch it. Then come back here to see all the sins we found in it. :)

• Jeremy calls out The Giant saving a boat captain but leaving him on a rocky cliff:

  Jeremy: The Giant's about as useful as the eagles in The Hobbit.

• "Could this opening BE anymore Beauty and The Beast?! Hell, when Hogarth was biking down the hill, I half expected the townsfolk to throw their windows open and say "bonjour!"."
• When Hogarth checks the roof:

  Jeremy: Holy sh*t, he climbed that easier than a shirtless Brad Pitt!

• As Hogarth runs away from The Giant:

  Jeremy: He might only be in third grade, but Hogarth Hughes is definitely attending the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.

• This:

  Mrs. Hughes: I'm not in the mood.

  Jeremy: Things my college girlfriend said to me so often, she eventually had it printed on business cards!

• When The Giant takes a bite out of Kent's car:

  Jeremy: Why is The Giant only half eating things? Is that car not good enough, Giant?! THAT CAR'S 100 PERCENT AMERICAN MADE, HOMBRE!

• Jeremy points out that Hogarth technically invented the selfie while waiting for the Giant.
• "Goddammit, this is the sneakiest 50-foot, 5000-ton metal f*cking robot I've ever seen. He's a f*cking NINJA! The ground should be shaking worse than the T-Rex from Jurassic Park whenever he's nearby."
• This bit:

  Hogarth: So...I guess you're friendly, huh?

  Jeremy: Laughably Large Leaps in Logic.

• This:

  Hogarth: No, no, no! Bad robot!

  Jeremy: Movie unintentionally is responsible for the production of The Cloverfield Paradox.

• This bit:

  Jeremy: Man, this hand is the dumbest one since...that guy that got killed before Ned Stark took the job.

• When the Giant starts eating all of Dean's scrap metal:

  Jeremy: Gluttony.

• This:

  Hogarth: He's my friend!

  Jeremy: He got a friend in Hogarth!

• Jeremy sins Dean's metalwork for "Fine art."
• When Jeremy calls the giant spinning Hogarth around "so f*cking dangerous", he sounds like he wants to do that.
• When The Giant's original programming returns when he sees the gun:

  Jeremy: "Robot's eyes turn red when it goes evil" cliche.

• This bit:

  General: YOU WANT US TO BOMB OURSELVES IN ORDER TO KILL IT?!

  Jeremy: I know! It's almost like he should be on the World Security Council in The Avengers.

• During the climatic moment:

  The Iron Giant: Superman.

  Jeremy: Goddammit, did f*cking VIN DIESEL make me cry?! *sin is removed*

• "If you know anything about local government, it's a wonder that this Iron Giant statue was even funded."
• One of the outtakes play "I AM GROOT!" over The Giant being electrocuted.

It TV miniseries

Chapter One

• The fact that, like the miniseries, the sins video was split into 2 parts.
• When the movie theater in Derry shuts down:
  Jeremy: Just like CinemaSins, Derry is a dick to movies.
• At a shot of poor looking lightning:
  Jeremy: Man, that effect looked terrible. I bet they're waiting to use all the good CGI in the second part when they show the spider-alien!
• When Mike finds a picture of Georgie, Jeremy can't help but wonder if Pennywise has a photocopier and ink down in the sewers.
• Jeremy's comments on the iconic Pennywise and Georgie scene:
  Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I am Pennywise the dancing clown. You are Georgie. Now we know each other! Make sense?!
  Georgie: I guess so!
  Jeremy: This kid.
• This bit:
  Bill: I forgot. How could I forget...
  Jeremy: What everyone liked this miniseries said when they rewatched it 30 years later.
• Jeremy notes that Henry Bowers looks less like an intimidating bully and more like "a cross between [[Series/SCTV}} Ed Grimsly]] and [[The Munsters}} Eddie Munster]]."
• This bit:
  Caption: Chicago, Illnois
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Peter Cetera's Chicago!
• This:
  Agent: You can't quit! You're supposed to sub in for Carson tomorrow! Who's going to go behind the desk and make the funnies?!
  Jeremy: Based on the routine we just saw, definitely not Richie.
• Immediately followed wit:
  Richie: Let Leno do it, I don't care!
  Jeremy: Amongst the many atrocities that Pennywise the Dancing Clown has committed, the biggest one is advancing Jay Leno's career.
• When The Losers take on Henry Bowers's gang:
  Jeremy: This fight scene is about as good as the worst Power Rangers episode.
• This bit:
  Bill: It...IT!
  Jeremy: Roll Cred-ITs.
• When Pennywise threatens the children:
  Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I'll kill you all! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all!
  Jeremy: But I'm really going to emphasise the driving you crazy part, even though I killed several kids earlier in the film. They weren't important to the plot.
• After Pennywise turns Henry's hair white:
  Jeremy: Wait, Pennywise killed Vic and Belch but all he did to Henry was turn him into David Bowie?
• When Pennywise's face melts off after being hit by silver:
  Jeremy Huh, guess Tim got his makeup off early that day.
• Jeremy ends up adding 30 sins at the end of the video; not for anything the movie did but for the events in the book that happen during the scene.
• The sentence? A cliffhanger.
• One of the outtakes:
  Pennywise the Dancing Clown: I am eternal! I am the eater of worlds, child!
  Thanos: I am inevitable.

It (2017)

• One outtake is Beetlejuice's deliciously-hammy, It Makes More Sense In Context line, "Seen The Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times. And it JUST KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER, EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!!!".

Chapter Two

• The fact that Chapter Two ends up having its own sin counter.
• This bit:
  Richie: Not the Paramount, you slimeballs!
  Jeremy: Viacom.
• This:
  Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You're all too old!
  Jeremy: YouTube comments on CinemaSins staff.
• Immediately followed with:
  Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Is your refridgerator running? Well, you better catch it before it gets away!
  Jeremy: A phone call that Dicer makes to me at least once a week winds up in the actual movie. He doesn't think I know it's him but I do. We all f*cking know, Dicer!
• When the adult versions of Mike and Bill play with their bikes:
  Jeremy: Hahahahahaha, it's fun to forget that you flew all the way here from England to investigate and stop the supernatural serial killings of children, right?
• After Pennywise terrorises Bev:
  Pennywise the Dancing Clown: Beep beep!
  Jeremy: You know, for all of his horrific deeds, Pennywise is pretty good at being an actual clown.
• This:
  Bev: What a bunch of handsome old men.
  Jeremy: Miniseries manages to stumble its way into the tagline for Ocean's 14!
• This bit:
  Richie: Oh man...It!
  Jeremy: Roll Clown-mercials!
• Jeremy adds 15 sins to the Chinese restaurant scene for its poor cinematography with the camera spinning around and around the table.
• When a fortune cookie sprouts claws and runs around the table:
  Jeremy: Cookie Monster.
• This bit:
  Henry: Koontz is on guard duty tonight. I hate Koontz, he's the worst.
  Jeremy: Steven King humor.
• When Pennywise takes the form of his clown body with a doberman head:
  Jeremy: Hahahahahaha, WHAT?!
• This:
  Bev: If it works, Eddie, it's good medicine. You've always believed in it; that's all that's ever mattered!
  Jeremy: Gwenyth Paltrow better hope so. She's developed a whole business off it!
• At a shot of a hospital's west wing, Jeremy remarks he'd remove all the sins from both Chapter One and Chapter Two if Rob Lowe and Bradley Whitform showed up in the movie.
• This:
  Bev: Why is it doing this? Why does it hate? Why is it so mean?!
  Jeremy: Tw-IT-ter.
• This bit:
  Richie: Why didn't any of us just bring a machine gun?
  Jeremy: Discount Bill Hader would be excellent at CinemaSins!
• At a shot of bodies wrapped in spiderwebs in Pennywise's lair:
  Jeremy: Charlo-IT's Web!
• When Pennywise/IT is defeated with the pieces of silver:
  Jeremy: This works.
• One of the outtakes:
  Pennywise the Dancing Clown: You're too old to stop me!
  The Mask: Somebody STOP ME!

It Follows

• Jeremy's reaction to the subverted Title Drop.
  Hugh: This thing, it's gonna follow you.
  Jeremy: Eh, close enough, let's roll some credits. *ding*
• Two of the stingers:
  • A scene where one of the girls rides her bike in the playground is accompanied with "Couldn't We Ride".
  • When all the main characters are driving down the road with the most deadpan expressions, CinemaSins responds by playing the theme from That '70s Show.

It's a Wonderful Life

• At a shot of the moon, Jeremy notices it looks similar to an iconic logo:
  Jeremy: In the not too distant future; next Sunday A.D...
• This bit:
  Celestial Voice: That is Henry F. Potter.
  Jeremy: The famous American no-maj Potter.
• This:
  George Bailey: I'm going to have a couple of harems. And maybe three to four wives!
  Jeremy: How do you have a couple of harems? Is one for normal lovemaking and the other is for the nasty sh*t that the other harem won't do?
• "Taking advice from cigarette ads. The 40's were the tits."
• This:
  Peter Bailey: He's a sick old man with a sick old soul.
  Jeremy: Someone's read my fan mail!
• This bit:
  Mary: He's making violent love to me, mother!
  Jeremy: God DAMN. I know 1946 was different than 2019 but I just thought of a BSDM Donna Read and now I need a few minutes...
• Jeremy adds 15 sins for the various continuity errors throughout the film.
• This:
  Celestial Voice: Ben Wainwright made a fortune in making plastics for planes for the war.
  Jeremy: But he couldn't afford a real factory, so he worked in a blue-screen.
• When George Bailey smashes up his office:
  Jeremy: Jimmy Stewart in...Frank Capra's The Room.
• Jeremy's reaction to a famous line:
  Clarence: Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.
  Jeremy: Well, we must be popular in heaven because we ring bells all the time! LOOK AT ME, I'M GIVING OUT WINGS! *sin tally goes up by 3*
• When George discovers Pottersville:
  Jeremy: If George wanders around Pottersville some more, he'll realise the secret to Mr. Potter's wealth: he traveled through time and gave himself a sports almanac from 1976 back in 1916.
• This bit:
  Clarence: You see, George? You had a wonderful life.
  Jeremy: Roll Zuzu Petals.
• When George goes back to his own reality:
  George Bailey: Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Savings and Loan!
  Jeremy: To be honest, I want The Midnight Club back.
• When the entire town helps out George:
  Jeremy: Ha! Bet you didn't know this movie was the story of the first ever successful Kickstarter, did you?!

Jack Reacher

• When Jai Courtney appears on screen, Jeremy says, "Goddammit."
• When Jack asks Helen, "Are you smart?"
  Jeremy: Dude, did you SEE Gone Girl?! *ding*

Jaws

• Jeremy immediately removes five sins when he realizes how much he and Chris are assholes for doing a video on Jaws. Because it's at the very start, with zero sins as yet, the resultant sin count is now -5.
• "Someone's yelling 'Does anyone has a gun?' Amazingly, this is America and no one does!"
• When he sees a kid crying in the midst of a shark attack:
  Jeremy: What a f*cking baby.
• When several characters are arguing that there might not be a shark.
  Jeremy: No doubt there are business owners and politicians that would deny the fact of a shark out in the water. But ignoring two deaths, including one that happened in front of a hundred people? I mean... Jesus, this is stupidity that only happens in movies and... real life, I guess. Damn. Sin for real life?

Jingle All The Way

• Jeremy starts off by sinning the in-universe Turbo Man show as if it was the actual movie.
• At the first shot of Dementor:
  Jeremy: Discount Megamind.
• This bit:
  Jamie: But dad's not home yet! He misses everything...
  Jeremy: Hey, you think you have problems with your parentage in THIS movie, just wait a few years, kid.
• This:
  Howard: You're my number one customer!
  Jeremy: God DAMN, I hate this character so much. I hate him so much that I honestly would rather see Sinbad's character win.
• This bit:
  Jamie: Purple was important to me, dad! That's one away from green and three away from black.
  Jeremy: [[Corpsing That REALLY isn't selling the importance, kid...]]
• This:
  Jamie: Whoever doesn't is gonna be a real loser.
  Howard: Well, it definitely won't be you.
  Jamie: Thanks, dad!
  Jeremy: Buying off your kid's love.
• Jeremy sums up his issues with the movie thusly:
  Howard: The doll, of course!
  Jeremy: Here's the problem with this movie. It's Arnold Schwarzengger actively trying to comedically act. God bless him for trying and I know he was funny in Twins and Kindergarden Cop but those seemed more accidental. Here, he's trying way too hard. This is about as cringy as when he tried explaining what happened with his maid a few years back.
• This:
  Myron: We are being set up by rich and powerful toy cartels!
  Jeremy: Toy-Anon.
• This bit:
  Howard: The Turbo Man dolls...they're all gone!
  Jeremy: I swear to god, this is what is considered dialogue in this movie. This movie isn't show, don't tell. It's "Tell, and then shout it as loud as you can".
• When Howard tries chasing after a woman:
  Howard: Hey lady!
  Jeremy: This is the worst Beastie Boys cover I've ever heard.
• As Howard punches a giant Turbo Man cardboard cutout, Jeremy wonders why Howard just doesn't buy the giant cutout for his son.
• Jeremy once again sins payphones.
• This:
  Myron: You and I? We're the same kind of person, aren't we?
  Howard: No, I don't think so.
  Jeremy: That's racist.
• Jeremy, who claims he had worked retail during the height of the Beanie Baby mania, awards the movie 30 sins for reminding him of that trauma.
• At one point, Jeremy claims that the movie has the second silliest sequence that takes place in a mall in an Arnold movie. The footage then cuts to [[Film/Commando the mall-brawl in Commando, complete with editing to make it look like the two scenes are happening at once.]]
• Jeremy sins dogs in costumes.
• This:
  Mall Santa: Alright. Keep your hands where I can see them.
  Jeremy: Courtney Thorne-Smithe's comments to Jim Belushi everyday on the According to Jim set somehow finds their way into the movie!
• This bit:
  Howard: You're nothing but a bunch of greedy conmen in red suits!
  Jeremy: [[Understatement This movie is dumb.]]
• This:
  Howard: I was the hero then.
  Jeremy: "But then I got cast in this studio project Stallone managed to put together and even then, I only got a f*cking cameo."
• When a music box plays Jingle Bells:
  Jeremy: Ah, close enough. Roll credits!
• Jeremy sins "We Wish You A Merry Christmas" for quite some time, ranting about how the song doesn't make sense and just leads into demands.
• Jeremy's comments on the parade:
  Jeremy: Who the hell is running this thing?! You can't put Bert and Ernie, Leo from TMNT, Snoopy, Gumby, Barbie, these...f*cking robot things AND Sonic the Hedgehog in one area! You got to space that sh*t out!
• "Movie tries to appeal to my goodwill by inserting Paddington into the parade and I'm sorry to say that movie is way too f*cking late."
• This:
  Leon: Wow, it's the Cat in the Hat!
  Jeremy: Who gives a f*ck about the Cat in the Hat? Even Mike Myers' kids don't care about that character!
• "Do the Langstons not have a second vehicle. We know Howard is usually never around, so is Liz transporting Jamie on a bicycle. Or maybe she's using "DA CHOPPA".
• This:
  Myron: You know what? Nobody likes you, Booster!
  Jeremy: Mascot abuse.
• Jeremy adds 50 sins to when Howard flies around using the Turbo Man suit.
• This:
  Myron: I'm sorry for what happened between you and me back there.
  Jamie: Hey, it's cool.
  Jeremy: "I always get kidnapped and hung over a building on Christmas Eve."
• The last sin:
  Jeremy: A POST CREDIT SCENE?! Just because this movie has a guy in a flying suit doesn't mean it's Iron Man!
• One of the outtakes:
  Myron: That's right, Turbo Man! You thought you could outsmart me?!
  Mr. Freeze: [[Film/Batman&Robin You're not sending me to the cooler.]]

Judge Dredd

• The opening sin:
  Narrator: In the third millenium...
  Jeremy: Narration. *ding* Also, reading!
• This bit:
  Narrator: They were the police, jury and executioner all in one.
  Jeremy: So...the cops?
• At the first shot of the movie:
  Jeremy: Boba Dredd? Seriously, from the opening scroll to this shot, I was not aware how much this movie was pandering to Star Wars. Rob Schneinder must play this universe's Jar-Jar Binks.
  • Immediately after, when an X-Wing looking plane appears, Jeremy muses that it isn't homaging but blatant stealing.
• At a billboard:
  Jeremy: Eat Your Own Stuff was how my college girlfriend's used to get me off...hahahahaaha, I won't bore you by explaining what it means. Hahahahaha, I mean, you have better things to do...that secret dies with me. No one will ever know what that meant...I mean no one will know it meant anything...nothing...F*CK!
• At another billboard:
  Jeremy: I guess in this universe, Jack in the Box won the franchise wars.
• Jeremy is confused at the flying cars, noting that it isn't as bad as the Zam chase in Attack of the Clones but "saying something isn't as bad as Attack of the Clones is not a compliment."
• When Dredd first appears:
  Jeremy: Costume design brought to you by Versace! Seriously, I'm not joking. F*cking Versace designed some of this sh*t.
• At Dredd's catchphrase:
  Judge Dredd: I AM THE LAW!
  Jeremy: What Sylvester Stallone says everytime he arrives on one of his film sets somehow makes it into the script!
• Jeremy sins a product placement for Coors, noting that it's suprisingly apt:
  Jeremy: Judge Dredd is the Coors Light of 90's comic book movies.
• At the remains of a Judge:
  Jeremy: That Judge's guts were made out of ketchup and mustard!
• This:
  Henchman: Judge this, lawgiver man!
  Jeremy: Terrible insults.
• When Dredd interrogates Fergison:
  Judge Dredd: How do you plead?
  Jeremy: Comic relief?
• Jeremy compares this movie to Dredd during the council meetings, noting that movie works because it's just Dredd being himself with no boring filler like council meetings.
• This bit:
  Griffin: I say we expand execution to include lesser crimes!
  Jeremy: Is he a good guy or a bad guy? I can't tell.
• At one point, Jeremy concludes that everyone in it is above the movie, "even Rob Schneider! And he was in f*cking The Animal!"
• This:
  Rico: The innocent exist only until they become perpetrators.
  Jeremy: They should put this in the Twitter terms of service.
• Jeremy loses it that the guards let Rico out of his cell in order to give him a present and the fact that Rico can recieve gifts in the first place. He awards the movie 350 sins
• At a shot of Mega-City One:
  Jeremy: This is just Super Mario Brothers.
• This:
  Geiger: We're closed for the night.
  Jeremy: Then why was your door open and neon lights still on?!
• After Dredd blows up a car:
  Jeremy: While it was funny to see Dredd blow up this car for its fourth moving violation and we did see a woman get out of the passenger seat, Dredd has no idea if there were kids or pets or other lifeforms in that thing! This is reckless reaking of feckless peck-age seeking checkless heck-age.
• "As Judge Dredd goes down because of...some bullets from a murder, I guess, had his DNA on them, I suppose...I can't help but wonder how F*CKING STUPID THIS GODDAMN F*CKING MOVIE IS AND HOW IT SPENDS SO MUCH TIME ON BOARD MEETINGS AND COUNCIL PROCEEDINGS AND SPENDS SO LITTLE TIME KICKING ASS! I know I added 350 sins earlier but I'm adding 2000 OUT OF ANGER! THIS MOVIE SUCKS ALL THE BALLS!
• As Dredd goes to prison:
  Jeremy: How many "good cop goes to prison" movies has Stallone made? This, Demolition Man, Tango and Cash, Escape Plan...
• "Breaking and entering into a locker. In this universe, that probably gives you 25 years in prison."
• At the first shot of the prison transport ship, if only for how Jeremy says it:
  Jeremy: This ship looks a frog.
• At the first appearance of the Angel Gang:
  Jeremy: HOLY SH*T! It's the cannibals from the Wrong Turn franchise!
• As the prison transport ship explodes:
  Jeremy: Dredd and Fergie survive this.
• This bit:
  Judge Dredd: The legendary Angel Family. Cursed Earth pirates.
  Jeremy: Exposition by...well, he's just giving exposition. They're not even trying to hide it...
• Jeremy cracks up at Chief Justice Fargo turning into a grizzled survivor after spending only 24 hours in The Wasteland.
• "Gotta love when the only reaction shots you can cut to are blurry as hell."
• This:
  Judge Dredd: Don't die. Please don't die.
  Jeremy: Hahahahahahahaha!
• This bit:
  Jude MacGruber: MacGruber, Evelyn.
  Jeremy: MACGRUBER!
• After 3 cliches in a row, Jeremy declares that "the cliche gods are angry at this movie, but they'll have to wait behind me."
• When Judge Dredd confronts Rico:
  Rico: And speaking of life..send in the clones.
  Jeremy: I feel like 17% of this script was based around that one line.
• At this iconic scene:
  Judge Dredd: You betrayed the law!
  Rico: LAW!
  Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [[Narm This movie is so stupid.]]
• When Judge Dredd rides off:
  Jeremy: Judge Dredd is not Batman.

Jupiter Ascending

• Jeremy's reaction to Eddie Redmayne's first sign of hamminess:
  Balem: GOOOOO!!!
  Jeremy: (calmly) Go. *ding*
• Everytime a scene cuts to a new planet, the sin will be "Meanwhile, in <insert planet>"
• Jeremy criticizes Eddie Redmayne's acting throughout the video.
• "Discount Channing Tat-HOLY SH*T! What the f*ck did they do to him?!!"
• "I just need to know what in the hell is going on!"
  Jeremy: Mila's initial table-read comment makes it into the shooting script.
• "The Reaping."
• Jeremy's first reaction to Jupiter's full name being revealed to be to assume that the film was in fact an adaptation of the Three Investigators books.
• "Soylent Green?" ^note When Titus Abraxus is revealing that the liquid that rejuvenates youth is made from humans.
• "Will you marry me?"
  Jeremy: Motherf*cker. *ding*
• "Don't make this harder than it has to be."
  Jeremy: Hey, man. A boner's a boner. *ding*
• Balem strikes again:
  Balem: I CREATE LIFE!
  Jeremy: That line reading. *ding*
• Caine catches Jupiter after a fall of several hundred feet..
  Jeremy: I'm adding 25 sins for this. (+25 sins) [Beat] No, 50. (+25 MORE sins)

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

• "This hand-heart gesture is worth 20 sins on its own." (+20 sins)
• "Justin Bieber." "*ding*" "And Chris Brown." *ding*
  • "Oh yeah, Bieber started out on YouTube. I keep forgetting that because I'm not reminded 12 times a day." *ding*
• "Film partially shares its title with that bullsh*t James Bond movie that was a remake of Thunderball." *ding* "Also, Bieber and Bond don't quite go together. Shaken, but not quite stirred, am I right?" *ding*
• "Bieber's dad's name is Jeremy." *ding*
  • Made extra-funny when you realize the CinemaSins narrator's name is Jeremy.
• When Bieber holds a microphone out to the audience:
  Jeremy:"Hey asshole, I paid $125 on StubHub to watch this sh*tty concert — you f*cking sing." *ding*
• "Duke sucks." *ding*
• One of the stingers merges Bieber concert footage with the military blowing up Madison Square Garden from Godzilla (1998).
• Miley Cyrus being called out, three times in a row:
  Jeremy: Miley Cyrus isn't embarrassing herself in this scene. *ding* Also, Miley Cyrus. *ding again*
  Miley: We both worked really hard.
  Jeremy: Having a dad in the business didn't hurt you, either. *ding*
• At least three Running Gags in this video, all of which show criticism on Jeremy's part of this film:
  • First, he continuously makes fun of Scooter Braun being the producer of this film.
    "I would write sins about this movie if Scooter Braun would stop sucking his own d*ck for five seconds."
  • Second, he continuously questions how amazed everyone is that Bieber is playing a sold-out concert at Madison Square Garden.
    "It ain't that hard if you're a little bit famous."
  • Third, Jeremy remarks, at least twice, "Bieber seems like such a cool dude here, but why do I still want to punch him in the face?"
• Jeremy criticizes Boyz II Men backing up Bieber.
  Jeremy: The day I see Boyz II Men backing up Bieber, that will be the saddest day of my life.
  (cuts to shot of Boyz II Men backing up Bieber)
  —>Jeremy: Sh*t.
  • This is followed by...
    Bieber: (to audience) Make some noise for Boyz II Men, everybody!
    Jeremy: And all the preteen girls in the audience said, "Who?" *ding*
• Jeremy calls out one person for wearing a T-shirt with a cat on it wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap reading "Brooklyn".
  "I don't care if he's being ironic, f*ck that shirt!" *ding*
• "Snoop Dogg isn't smoking weed in this scene." *ding*
• A picture of a young Justin is shown, with him in a hockey outfit:
  Jeremy: No way. Justin grew up in Canada and played hockey? Now this movie is just a fantasyland.
• One young girl says that she thinks about Bieber "99% percent of [her] life."
  Jeremy: That's not even abnormal.
• "Five out of six Bieber fans have braces. Make of that whatever you will." *ding*
• On Bieber wearing his pants really low, Jeremy remarks, "I refuse to believe that anyone in Bieber's entourage is a decent person as long as Bieber continues to wear his pants like this."
• L.A. Reid describes Bieber as "the Macaulay Culkin of music".
  Jeremy: So he shaves when he doesn't need to and he screams when he opens his mouth?
• One guy wears a white T-shirt that has the words "Bieber Rox" written on it in art paint, prompting Jeremy to remark that he lost a bet.
• Manager/Director Scooter Braun says "Ninety percent of my job is helping him become a good man."
  Jeremy: Then you, sir, have failed. (cue photo of Bieber puking off a hotel balcony and video of him throwing a profanity-filled public tantrum)
• At the end, there are two Bonus Rounds that raise the original sin tally from the initial 98 sins accrued thus far. The first round involves a shirtless Bieber, with each shot of such multiplying the tally of sins by two. Then, the second round involves shots of "possible creepers", multiplying the sin tally by three. In the end, the sin count comes out to over 13 billion!
• Thanks to the outtakes’ Manipulative Editing, the US government bombs Madison Square Garden during Bieber’s performance to prevent the evil from spreading.

The Karate Kid (2010)

• Jeremy almost cracks up at the movie pulling the "dead parents" cliche not even a minute into the film.
• When Dre and his friend say goodbye:
  Jeremy: Man, this is some Bucky/Captain America bullsh*t. FRIENDS! FRIEEEENDS! ^note In a Frankenstein's Monster impression
• "Well, now we know why this movie takes place in China. They funded this movie!"
• This bit:
  Dre: Ni hao ma?
  Passenger: Kid. I'm from Detroit.
  Jeremy: Detroit is not a real place.
• Jeremy gleefully points out that both Will Smith and Jada-Pinkett Smith were executive producers on the film.
• When Dre lands on his back trying to fight:
  Jeremy: His spine survives this.
• At one point, the dialogue is so terrible, Jeremy doesn't say a word or stop the movie to sin it.
• "Creativity does not in exist in this dojo!" "NO SENSEI!" Originality does not exist in this dojo!" "NO SENSEI!"
• This:
  Dre: It's not karate, mom!
  Jeremy: Tell that to your movie's title!
• Jeremy is shocked that Jackie Chan manages to be less charming than Pat Mortia in the original.
• As Dre is skateboarding:
  Jeremy: Marty McFly called. He's not impressed.
• This:
  Dre: If you have a car, why are we on a train?
  Han: Be quiet.
  Jeremy: I think they just filmed B-Roll footage of the actors and spliced it into the movie.
• When Dre and Han walk up a long flight of stairs, Jeremy hopes there's a "crazy-awesome water slide" at the end of it.
• The final sin of the video:
  Jeremy: THIS MOVIE IS 2 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES LONG!

Kick-Ass

• "Okay. Other movies take note. Lap dance: not a sin. Lap dance PLUS intercourse: way not a sin."
• The stinger, of the Armenian guy trying to fly.
  "That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"

King Kong (2005)

• "The ship and film crew all survive the annual running of the dinosaurs." *ding* "Also, running of the dinosaurs." *ding again*
• The last sin:
  Carl Denham: It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
  Jeremy: Or the runtime of this movie. Did you ever consider Kong died of old age?
• Jeremy calls out the Wilhelm Scream that is uttered by a sailor when a brontosaurus accidentally knocks him off a cliff.
  "There goes that scurvy dog, Jimmy Wilhelm, dying another height-related death."
• Jeremy calls out Andy Serkis not once but twice, one for each of his two roles in the film. First, when he is seen as Lumpy:
  "Andy Serkis is playing a human being in this scene." *ding*
  • Then when King Kong is seen...
  "Andy Serkis isn't getting nominated for an Oscar in this scene." *ding*
• "So many f*cking dinosaurs! King Kong is a secondary character in his own movie." *ding* "Also, Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome... to Jurassic Park." *ding again*
• The profusion of CGI giant bugs causes Jeremy to quip, "If it weren't for the quality actors and the director's pedigree, this would basically be one of those Brendan Fraser Journey to the Center of the Earth movies, right?"

Knives Out

• Jeremy pokes fun at Benoit Blanc's Southern accent by dubbing in Foghorn Leghorn.

"Who, I say who, is responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?".

La La Land

• This, as Mia and Sebastian dance together in a starry room at the Griffith Observatory:
  Jeremy: Hey, movie, your WALL•E is showing!
• Jeremy scolding Mia that she should send her e-mail (to all her clients) BCC, not CC.

The Last Airbender

• "Wait, this movie's about white people?"
  • Later: "I don't really have any personal need for the Avatar to be played by an Asian kid... I just kinda thought he was going to be."
• "I don't want to say anything bad about child actors, but I will: they suck."

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

• At the Logo Joke:
  Jeremy: Oh no! The 20th Century Fox logo is all steamy and punky!
• During the opening text crawl:
  Jeremy: Reading. And you better be fast at it, damnit!
• At the underwhelming title card:
  Jeremy: THIS was the image they chose to display the title card over?! Was there not a more interesting street corner elsewhere or...anything else?
• "That is a giraffe skin rug and I don't care if this is 1899, that sh*t is sinful."
• This bit:
  Reed: We need you to lead a team of unique men like yourself.
  Jeremy: We're hoping you can nique up on them...
• This:
  Reed: They're indestructable!
  Quatermain: No, just armour plated!
  Jeremy: And Reed just saw Quartermain ''kill'' one of them...
• Jeremy is terrified when Quatermain kills a henchman by impaling him on elephant tusks, wondering why he has to kill the henchman in such a violent way.
• When the henchman is killed:
  Jeremy: If this was Arnold Schwarzenegger doing it, he'd say something like "I think he got the point."
• Jeremy cracks up at an explosion effect, claiming that "Anaconda 3: The Offspring has better effects!
• This:
  Quatermain: Please tell me this is Harker's wife with a sick note.
  Jeremy: I get its 1899 but was this line of dialogue necessary?! Does making Quatermain a sexist asshole add anything to the film? Well, in a movie this bad it doesn't subtract anything either...
• This bit:
  Captain Nemo: I call it an...automobile.
  Jeremy: Ah-ah...auto-anachronism!
• This:
  Quatermain: Africa will never allow me to die.
  Dorian Grey: But you're not in Africa.
  Jeremy: They say the word more times in 23 minutes than in the Toto song Africa.
• This bit:
  The Fantom: So...you are the League of So-Called Extraordinary Gentlemen...
  Jeremy: I think this title fits better, so Roll Credits!
• "There's more useless gunfire in this one movie than the entire Matrix trilogy."
• During the same scene:
  Jeremy: Guys, I just figured out why this movie bombed. Everyone who went to see it got sick during this sequence and threw up due to disorientation and lack of interest.
• When Tom Sawyer shows up:
  Jeremy: I know Twain made him a detective in the books but...this is like if George and Lennie showed up as FBI agents.
• Jeremy points out that Tom Sawyer would have been in his 60s in 1899. He then wonders if he too, has an anti-aging portrait.
• This:
  Captain Nemo: Next stop...Paris!
  Jeremy: SO WHY THE LOCATION TITLE?!
• Jeremy quickly runs out of patience with the movie:
  Tom Sawyer: He's doubling back!
  Quatermain: Precisely! Come on!
  Jeremy: F*CK YOUUUUU!
• "WHAT THE SH*T?! They made a big production of this thing going underwater just three minutes ago! Now the submarine is submerging...is it for the sunset?!"
• As Captain Nemo's submarine docks in Venice:
  Jeremy: There is no f*cking way that this f*cking submarine of opulent riches f*cking fits into the f*cking canals of Venice, you f*cking DICKS!
• As Mina controls a group of bats:
  Jeremy: What?! Is she like Ant-Man with bats?! Would that make her...Batwoman?
• Jeremy adds 10 sins for the car chase through Venice, with Jeremy wanting to explain the entire sequence but noting that Youtube copyright would prevent him from doing so.
• "Destroying Venice with your Richie Rich submarine."
• When Jekyll transforms into Mr. Hyde:
  Jeremy: This Hyde transformation sequence is gross and unimaginative...this ENTIRE MOVIE is failing on every front imaginable.
• This bit:
  Skinner: Anymore out of me and I'll lose the franchise.
  Jeremy: I'm pretty sure the box office receipts took care of that for everyone else.
• This:
  Quatermain: Do not move, M. Or would you prefer Professor James Moriarty?
  Jeremy: So Moriarty uses the first initial of his name as his secret identity?! That doesn't seem very Moriarty of him.
• At the Sanderson-Hyde:
  Jeremy: I've seen kindergarten drawings more realistic! Was it "bring your kid to work" day at the CGI rendering place?!
• The final sin, as a witch doctor prepares to revive Quatermain:
  Witch Doctor: OHHHHHHHHHH!
  Jeremy: Ohhh.

Les Miserables (2012)

• This:
  Cosette: ♫ It's too soon, too soon to say goodbye ♫
  Jeremy: I don't know, I think the audience already said goodbye two hours ago.
  *ding*
• Jeremy calls out Gavroche's Cockney accent:
  "I didn't know so many French people spoke with an English accent."
  • Later, Jeremy questions how so many French adult males are "so easily swayed by an orphan with more Cockney in his accent than Oliver Twist."
  • Immediately after this, Gavroche gets shot and killed:
  Jeremy: Finally, some decent parenting.
• The moment leading up to Javert's suicide:
  Javert: ♫ Shall his sins be forgiven? ♫
  Jeremy: I know this movie's sins won't be forgiven.
  • Then when Javert finally commits suicide, and crashes against some flowing precipices doing so:
  Jeremy: M*A*S*H was wrong: suicide is not painless.
• At the end, there is a Bonus Round involving "the notes that made us cringe". From the original 62 sins accrued thus far, the notes in question add on one point, then two points, then five points, then ten points, and then multiplies by two, then three, then five, until ultimately, the number of sins totals over 14 billion in all!
  • During one of Cosette's sections in "In My Life," the counter dings a dozen notes in a row.
• The rousing finale ends with Terence and Philip from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut saying "suck my balls!"
• In the one stinger:
  Fantine: ♫ I dreamed a dream in time gone by.
  Jeremy:Hey, they totally stole this song from Susan Boyle!

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

• At the Nickelodeon Pictures logo:
  Jeremy: No one is being slimed. WHERE IS THE SLIME?!
• Jeremy starts singing the mid-2000s viral video Badger Badger Badger during the Littlest Elf fake-out opening.
• This bit:
  Lemony Snicket: I'm sorry to say that this is NOT the movie you will be watching.
  Jeremy: Well then, thanks for the 100% waste of my time!
• This:
  Lemony Snicket: But, if you are interested about stories about clever and reasonably attractive orphans-
  Jeremy: "Reasonably attractive"?! Why are we talking about children's attractiveness on any level?!
• This bit:
  Lemony Snicket: The Baudelaire parents had an enormous library in their mansion.
  Jeremy: Look, there's enormous libraries and then there's "F*CK YOU" libraries. This is an enormous F*CK YOU library! Half the books in this library are probably where to find other books!
• This:
  Lemony Snicket: She had four very sharp teeth and she liked to bite things.
  Jeremy: Just like my college girlfriend!
• When Mr. Poe first appears:
  Jeremy: Ahh! Sudden Wormtail!
• This:
  Lemony Snicket: No one knows why the precise meaning as to why the Baudelaire Mansion was burnt down-
  Jeremy: Or why someone would let three children wander the smoldering remains of their mansion.
• This bit:
  Lemony Snicket: It's not too late to see a movie about a happy little elf...
  Jeremy: Nixon?
• Jeremy gleefully points out the insane amount of lamps located in Count Olaf's mansion.
  • Jeremy later does the same for both Uncle Monty's and Aunt Josephine's houses.
• This:
  Count Olaf: I'm sorry...I don't speak monkey!
  Lemony Snicket: That's monkeyist!
• Jeremy comments that Sunny is "like Look Who's Talking, only less funny!"
• Jeremy's reaction to Count Olaf's babbling:
  Jeremy: I see, it's going to be one of THOSE Jim Carrey movies...
  • Later on, during one of Olaf's "acting exercises":
  Jeremy: Maybe don't always allow improv on a movie set.
• This bit:
  Count Olaf: But where is the roast beef?
  Jeremy: I think you mean "roast beast", and that was a completely different movie where you played an eccentric old crank that was thought to be irredimable.
• This:
  Violet: Do you know what kind of scientist he is?
  Jeremy: Gee, maybe he's a snake-scientist?
• This bit:
  Klaus: Is that a two-headed cobra?!
  Uncle Monty: Well spotted!
  Jeremy: Now THAT'S going in my next erotic fiction novel!
• This:
  Klaus: Everything happens for a reason!
  Jeremy: It does not.
• This:
  Jeremy: The director said, "Let's have the baby steal some apples and knock some over and then call herself out of it", because who wants to make a baby look like an asshole?!
• Jeremy comes up with an alternate title: "Lemony Snicket's Tale of Some Lucky F*cking Children!"
• Jeremy's reaction to a cameo by Gilbert Gottfried as a duck:
  Jeremy: Ladies and gentlemen...Comedy.
• This bit:
  The Hook-Handed Man: Critic?! Your coat, sir?
  Dustin Hoffman!Critic: I'll keep it on.
  Jeremy: Discount Dustin Hoff- wait, WHAT THE HELL?!
• Jeremy adds 25 sins for the Unfortunate Implications of Olaf marrying Violet as a child bride. He later remarks that "If Olaf was a Mormon priest, this would be a documentary about his crimes!"
  • He later adds 20 more for good measure.
• This:
  Dustin Hoffman!Critic: She doesn't deserve him.
  Jeremy: Dustin...let's talk about glass houses.
• This:
  Mr. Poe: I'm sure the police will catch up to Count Olaf eventually. You will certainly never see such a horrific man again.
  Jeremy: Until he looks like Neil Patrick Harris!
• Jeremy comments that the Baudelaire mansion looks more like the Merovingian's house from The Matrix franchise and advises the Baudelaires to "watch out for the ghost assassins!"
• One of the outtakes plays Popeye's signature laugh over Captain Sham.

Life of Pi

• Jeremy points out that there are several instances where Richard Parker should have been seen, but wasn't.
• Jeremy overlaps the scene of Pi screaming at the sea with audio from Forest Gump of Forrest narrating the storm scene.
• He also notes that the meerkats are pretty cool with Richard Parker eating their own.
• This bit:
  Pi: What are you looking at?
  Jeremy: [as Richard Parker] My father told me that the stars were the kings of the past.
• At the end, with the Jump Scare with the angler fish abomination.
  Jeremy: Good feeling's gone.

Limitless

• At the beginning of the movie:

  Eddie: Obviously, I miscalculated a few things.

  Jeremy: Narration on a blank screen. Jeez, movie, if you're going to narrate me right off the bat, you could at least provide some visual lubrication.

• During the opening credits, Jeremy remarks how it looks more like a TV show opening then jokes about how a Limitless TV show would never happen.
• This bit:

  Eddie: What kind of guy looks this way without being an alcoholic or drug addict? A writer!

  Jeremy: That's Me-ist.

• Jeremy gets annoyed at all of the unecessary visual effects strewn throughout the movie and adds 15 sins "for a movie that could have been 20 minutes shorter if it wasn't up its own ass."
• Jeremy is frustrated by all the constant, annoying narration voices. They offer nothing new and just spoon feeds again what the audience already knows. 30 sins are added for it.
• At one point, Jeremy decides to add his own narration:

  Jeremy (as Eddie): I suddenly have all-seeing, all-knowing super brain powers and thus, I will spend a large chunk on however long I have left on this drug washing my dishes!

• This:

  Eddie: My talents, and what I could do with it, were limitless.

  Jeremy: Roll limits!

• Jeremy scoffs at Eddie using his new talents to win poker, noting you don't have to be smart to win poker. Made even funnier when you realise that Chris, Jeremy's writer partner is a poker pro.
• When Carlos first appears:

  Jeremy: Movie waits over 40 minutes before it De Niro's.

• When Lindy discovers Eddie's supply of the drug in a conch shell:

  Jeremy: Conch-Blocking.

• Jeremy refers to the trenchcoat assassin as "Discount Peter Stormare."
• This bit:

  Lindy: He has a knife. I can't think my way out of a knife!

  Jeremy: Damn straight. MC Dusk would be excellent at CinemaSins.

• "This movie's message is "Drugs are good! Sometimes bad- but mostly they're good. DO DRUGS!"
• Jeremy refers to DeNiro's monologue as "the exact opposite of fun and quality of Pacino's monologue at the end of The Devil's Advocate."
• This:

  Carlos: You want to be president of the United States or braindead?

  Jeremy: Why not both?

The Lone Ranger

• At a shot of Johnny Depp as Tonto:
  Jeremy: "Johnny Depp in a stupid outfit with a wacky hat" cliche.
• "There are so many storylines crammed into the first 12 minutes of this movie that it's hard to know if I should care about any of them!"
• When the train goes off the rails:
  Jeremy: Hey, look, it's Johnny Depp's career!
• As a group of cowboys litter the ground:
  Jeremy: Hey, they left out the crying Native American out of this shot!
• This bit:
  Little Kid: He's the Lone Ranger?
  Jeremy: Hi-Ho, credits! Away!
• This:
  Tonto: Stupid half-wit white man!
  Jeremy: That's racist!
• At a shot of a horse relieving itself:
  Jeremy: It takes over 45 minutes for the movie to show what it is.
• At one point, the movie's storyline is so muddled, Jeremy can't even finish his sin and instead is resigned to simply stating "This movie's really dumb."
• This:
  Maid: Drink this. You'll feel better.
  Jeremy: This character was originally played by Bill Cosby.
• This bit:
  Little Kid: But wait. Where'd you get the explosives from anyway?
  Jeremy: This annoying little kid would be excellent at Cinemasins.
• At one point, the sin counter removes a sin. Jeremy gets upset that even the sin counter wasn't paying attention to the movie and forces it to add 5 more sins.
• The final sin:
  Little Kid: I guess I should go home now.
  Jeremy: Yeah, because you've been cooped up in this tent with a crazy old man for 2 hours without your parents noticing.

Looper

• The ending, where Jeremy gets so fed up with the paradoxical nature of the film's finale that he actually storms away from the microphone in frustration.
  Jeremy (in the distance): Jesus Christ!

Luck

• A character says, "You can't give someone something you've never had." Jeremy snarks that the existence of non-symptomatic STDs proves otherwise.

Mad Max: Fury Road

• This gem at the beginning:
  Max: It was hard to know who was more crazy... me... or everyone else.
  Jeremy: If Max was still Mel Gibson, the answer would be fairly easy to figure out.
• When the Doof Warrior first shows up on the scene, rocking his flamethrower guitar... a sin is removed with absolutely no comment on this.
• As much as Jeremy loved this movie, even he will not defend the scene where Nux randomly eats a bug crawling up his arm. He was suitably grossed out and the sinning came quickly.

Mama

• As Jeffrey drives in the snow:
  Jeremy: Plastered and Furious: Snowkyo Drift?
• This bit:
  Radio Announcer: Having murdered his wife and colleagues.
  Jeremy: You're listening to WEXP, the exposition station: all exposition, all the time.
• At the Helvetia's house:
  Jeremy: I wonder if the Helvetia's are home. Maybe they can go down the street to ask the Times New Romans?
• After Jeffery is killed by the vengeful spirit:
  Jeremy: Mamaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man, he put a gun up to my head, Mama's quicker, now he's dead.
• "I love the idea of a kiss from Jessica Chastain as much as the next guy but not when she's eating Raisin Bran."
• This bit:
  Annabel: This is a joke, right?
  Jeremy: Although she is a pedestrian bassist and a terrible person, Annabel shows raw talent at CinemaSins.
• "This is the worst band I've heard in a movie since Sexual Chocolate."
• When Mama pops up brandishing a sewing needle as a weapon:
  Jeremy: I SHALL CROCHET YOU!
• During the flashback sequence, where we see Mama stabbing a nun to death:
  Jeremy: Man, this movie went from standard horror movie to Italian Giallo in no time!
• When Mama creeps towards Aunt Jean in her hair form:
  Jeremy: And you thought you had a bad hair day.
• The Bonus Round is every time "Mama" is mentioned. It adds 37 sins.
• One of the outtakes splices in a Slap Chop informercial into the psych ward tapes.

The Martian

• Jeremy sins botany. Hilarity Ensues:
  Jeremy: Movie attempts to make botany cool.
  Neil deGrasse Tyson: The Martian, where you learn all the ways that being scientifically literate can save your life.
  Jeremy: But... But... Dr. Tyson. I mean come on. Botany?!
  Neil deGrasse Tyson: The Martian, where fluency in science, technology, engineering, and math... rule all decisions of survival.
  Jeremy: But maybe you should think of it this way, Dr.—
  Neil deGrasse Tyson: The Martian, where science, not human emotion, drives the plot's humor, interpersonal relations, tension, and suspense.
  Jeremy: This is what you get when you argue—
  Neil deGrasse Tyson: The Martian, where you experience love, hate, envy, anxiety, pride, and heroism... all through the lens of science.
  [Jeremy takes a sin off without further complaint]
• "Movie thinks self-surgery on Mars isn't going to make me pass ou..." (thud)
• "Evidence that the Martian movie is fantasy: all who make important decisions are scientifically literate".

The Meg

• This bit:
  Subtitle: SHANGHAI, CHINA
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Shanghai, Costa Rica. Also, in case there was any confusion as to what market this movie is aiming towards.
• "Over a minute of helicopter footage landing, with the helicopter featured in flight in 11 cuts. I hear your palms become hairy if you do too much copterbation."
• This:
  Jeremy: Wanna sell shoes? Put them on Rainn Wilson.
• Jeremy quickly gets annoyed at all of the constant cuts throughout the movie, at one point wondering if the camera was supposed to be placed in the shark's mouth throughout the film.
• This bit:
  Lori: We've got to switch off the lights!
  Jeremy: Aw, f*ck! These assholes remade DeepStar Six, didn't they!
• This:
  Meiying: Ah, you're that crazy guy.
  Jeremy: F*cking kid.
• Jeremy's summary of Morris:
  Jeremy: This f*cking guy. They should have renamed this character "Dude Who Came Out Of His Mother's Womb Bitching About Jonas" because that's really his only character trait. Sure, he'll does an about face after this mission but then he'll get eaten by a shark, so who cares?
• "Slow-Mo Statham Shower!"
• This:
  Suyin: You should get dressed!
  Jonas: That's the plan.
  Jeremy: Ah, nothing like a little post "colleage was eaten by a shark" flirting to get your morale back.
• This bit:
  DJ: These sharks have no fins!
  Jeremy: That's because their hats are like a shark's fin! They're clearly in no condition to be wearing hats.
• "The Meg 4: The Revenge- This time, it's personal!"
• This:
  Lori: Thank you.
  Jeremy: SAVE THE THANK YOUS FOR LATER! GET THE F*CK OUT OF THE WATER!!
• At a shot of Zhang in the water:
  Jeremy: I will remove 100 sins if winds up with amnesia and discoveres he was trained by Treadstone.
• This:
  Jonas: This is the worst moment of my life!
  Jeremy: Worse than Expendables 3, Homefront or Fate of the Furious? Yeah, it probably is.
• "Why in the unholy f*ck of all f*cking f*ckdom is Suyin's daughter coming along for the ride? She doesn't even do anything stupid that saves the day."
• "I'm not saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes but I am saying they couldn't get all this set up and where they need to go in 20 minutes."
• When the movie ends with the title card "Fin":
  Jeremy: I've got 2 words for you, movie. And the first letter starts with "F" as well.

The Mighty Ducks

• During the opening sequence, Jeremy takes time to rant about his baseball coach from when he was a kid, noting such incidents like "You said I ran like an old lady and swung the bat like a bird; I was 11, you asshole" and "you once drove me out from a baseball game in your rusted out Corvette while playing Master of Puppets at full volume while telling me I'll never be as good as my older brother!"
• This bit:
  Credit: Jussie Smollet
  Jeremy: I'm just marking this now so that later on in the video, you'll understand my jokes about crying wolf and people falling down without being touched which, in hockey, is called diving!
• Jeremy repeatingly notes that Gordon's sadness over "losing" the game is unfounded because the score was tied.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Oh no, Gordon's life is in TATTERS after losing that penalty shot. He grew up and became A LAWYER. What a devastating life path.
• This:
  Gordon: 30-0! My record is undefeated!
  Jeremy: Ooh, I've seen this movie! Don't we find out that Gordon's dad is the devil and the reason he wins all the time is because he has the blood of Satan pumping in his veins and he can pick sympathetic juries? Can't wait until Al Pacino shows up and tries to mate Gordon with his half-sister!
• At one point, Jeremy summarises the movie thusly:
  Jeremy: How is pairing degenerates with youth sports a win for EITHER group?!
• "HE WENT TO WHITE CASTLE?! OK, this guy deserves everything that's coming to him."
• At a shot of the bullies making faces in a window:
  Jeremy: Movie attempts to become the single most obnoxious movie of 1992 and this is the year when Beethoven came out.
• This bit:
  Lewis: I could kill one of them to set an example, sir!
  Jeremy: Movie is sadly too family friendly for him to do that.
• When the film flashbacks to Gordon's childhood hockey game:
  Coach Reilly: You've got this, Gordon!
  Jeremy: Previously on The Mighty Ducks...
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Hum, batter batter batter...
  Gordon: Averman! It's hockey.
  Jeremy: Yeah, that's why it's annoying.
  Averman: Hum, goalie goalie goalie...
  Jeremy: *adds 25 sins*
• Jeremy cracks up at the Ducks' first game, cackling whenever a player falls down.
• It should come as no surprise that Jeremy, a huge hockey fan, repeatingly calls the movie out on not knowing the rules. When two opposing players tackle another:
  Jeremy: Boarding! GAH, will the movie at least wink at the basic rules of hockey once in a while?!
  • Seconds later:
  Jeremy: CROSS-CHECKING! Were the hockey experts on this movie backgammon players or something?!

  • Much later in the video, Jeremy points out every detail of a professional hockey game that the movie got wrong, down to the final score and date of the match.
• This:
  Gordon: Keep swinging, Charlie. Maybe you'll give them a cold.
  Jeremy: What an absolute dick. The BULLIES are more likable than him!
• This bit:
  Gordon: Take the fall! Act hurt! Get indignant!
  Jeremy: This is what my college girlfriend had to start screaming to me in order for me to be able to-
• Jeremy sins the hockey story montage for playing Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
• This bit:
  Tommy: Ducks? We're the Ducks?!
  Peter: Man, what brain-dead jerk came up with that name?!
  Jeremy: Just wait until you hear about Disney called their NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE team the same name the following year. AND employing that rat bastard Corey Perry!
• This:
  Gordon: I'l have you know, Peter, that the duck is one of the most graceful, noble, agile and intelligent creatures in the animal kingdom.
  Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Citation Needed! Hahahahahahahaha! Have you ever seen a duck fly?! It's the opposite of noble and agile!
• At a shot of The Ducks tossing footballs at each other:
  Jeremy: 1992 Disney hockey movie inspires The Room.
• When the team begins chanting "quack", Jeremy wonders if his TV speakers are broken and rushes out to buy a new one.
• "America's No. 1 Hockey Publication puts a story about a Pee-Wee hockey team tying as the front page headline. SPONSORED BY COKE!"
• At one point, Jeremy wonders why Hans didn't just coach the time instead.
• This bit:
  Gordon: If we get him, he can be a big help.
  Goldberg: "If"?! You don't think we're good enough?
  Jeremy: YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH! It took another team getting the measles for you to make it to the playoffs against The Huskies!
• This bit:
  Karp: You said you didn't want us to live!
  Gordon: I was being sarcastic! Do you know what that means?!
  Jeremy: F*CKINGHELLASSSH*TCHRISTDUMBF*CKERYDAMN! You should have delivered this conversation in the locker room a few days ago! Look, people younger than me. You might like this movie but it's 100% nostalgia. This movie is terrible. 10 sins to the kids who just don't get it.
• This:
  Coach Reilly: I want you to drop Hall like a bad habit. I want him out of the game!
  Jeremy: Ah, I've seen The Karate Kid, too.
• Jeremy has a meltdown over the Flying V, pointing out numerous reasons why it wouldn't work.

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: The Movie

• When Billy and Aisha worry that the Oozemen are too many and too strong, Jeremy just busts a gut.
• He gives three sins for the creation of the Tengu Warriors - one for Ooze hocking a loogie to do so, one for making him writing down and one for making him say it.
• Jeremy adds 100 sins for Billy's "Talk about a splitting headache" pun.
• The Stingers for the movie:
  • Ivan Ooze's growl of "Smells like... teenagersssss... is followed by Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
  • The night shot of the Command Center has the ominous castle music from Aqua Teen Hunger Force playing.
  • The Rangers racing off to Phaedos side by side as streaks of light has the Reading Rainbow theme playing.
  • The Ninja Megazord's transformation is joined with "Let's go, Voltron Force!"

Missing Link

• The first sin:
  Jeremy: Movie is not a documentary about why there isn't a Legend of Zelda movie yet.
• Jeremy adds a sin for Lionel's bagpipe playing because "I used to have a neighbor that used to play modern pop songs on the bagpipe all the time. Unless you haven't heard "Sexyback" being played from Satan's bladder for the 17th time, you won't understand why I'm adding a sin here!"
• At one point, Jeremy guesses exactly what's going to happen in the storyline and adds a sin when it occurs, happy that he predicted it right.
• Jeremy sins a shot of CGI water, not for the effect itself but the audience expecting Laika to create stop-motion water.
• This bit:
  Mr. Link: They found this creature, he's a snowman.
  Jeremy: He wouldn't be... Abominable, would her?! I know, that's why we're going this movie. Don't worry, we'll sin Endgame in Hcforzisswf, so it'll be soon!
• When Mr. Link roars and causes dogs to attack their masters:
  Jeremy: See, the alpha has a frequency that all other creatures respond to and do its bidding. Hahahahahaha, I almost kept a straight face. F*cking King of the Monsters.
• At a shot of a horse kicking Stenk:
  Jeremy: This movie came out only a month before John Wick 3 so that definitely means that it stole the horse kick death from this movie, so therefore it's trash.
• This:
  Mr. Link: So, how did Mr. Fortnight die anyway?
  Jeremy: Probably tried teaching the yetis how to do the Orange Justice.
• This, if only for Jeremy's dead-inside tone of voice:
  Adelina: What happened between you and Aldas?
  Jeremy: Yes. Please. More backstory involving a love story. Please. How can we ever live without it?
• This:
  Adelina: -Early man.
  Jeremy: Kubo! Anomalisa! Sorry, thought we were naming stop motion movies that were better than this one.
• At a shot of Mr. Link sleeping:
  Jeremy: Mr. Link is currently doing what we're all probably doing at this moment, as well as the screenwriters when they created this character and the studio when they greenlit this thing.
• Jeremy gets extremly frustrated that the Yetis are said to be incredibly advanced but forget to put guardrails around their bridge.
• This bit:
  The Yeti Elder: Put them into the Inescapable Pit of Isolation and Miserable Disappointment.
  Jeremy: Oh, you mean into this movie.
• When Lord Piggot-Dunceby falls through the ice bridge:
  Jeremy: Well, well, well. Hoisted by his own ice-barge.
• At Stenk's death- being impaled on an icicle before falling off a cliff:
  Jeremy: Huh. Guess this isn't a good kids starter film after all.
• This:
  Adelina: I'm ready to search for my own adventures.
  Jeremy: I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!
• Immediately followed with:
  Lionel: The Fiji Mermaid!
  Jeremy: I can't wait for the Missing Link universe!

Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children

• The opening credits reveals that this is a Tim Burton film, prompting Jeremy to remark, "This used to mean something."
  • Also, when Samuel L. Jackson's name pops up in the credits, Jeremy exclaims, "Goddamn, Sam, take a movie off! You don't have to appear in EVERYTHING!!!"
• This:
  Jake Portman: (narrating) Do you feel like nothing you do matters?
  Jeremy: All the time, given Hollywood's remake/sequel machine. Thanks for asking! *ding* Also... peculiarration. *ding*
• "This movie is giving me way more John Carter flashbacks than I think it should be. Maybe I just have John Carter PTSD or something."
• Jeremy thinks that younger Jake's bedroom is "the exact opposite of an orgy of evidence that this is a boy's room". After pointing out some examples of the contents of this room to prove his point (i.e., dinosaurs on the lamp base, a detailed world map), he concludes:
  "This kid either hates sports or is literally Niles Crane. Or both!!"

Monster House

• Jeremy adds a sin during the opening logos for the production company Image Movers for making Mars Needs Moms.
• At the beginning of the movie:
  Horace: GET OFF MY LAWN!
  Jeremy: Clint Eastwood.
• Jeremy's comments on the animation style.
  Jeremy: Ah, 2006. When CGI animation still wasn't past that "faces being terrifying as hell" stage.
• This bit:
  D.J.: I'm a murderer.
  Chowder: No, you're not. What you did is called manslaughter.
  Jeremy: Chowder would be excellent at CinemaSins.
• At a shot of D.J's room:
  Jeremy: Any kid that puts pictures of spiders above his bed is a spawn of Satan.
• "The babysitter's boyfriend is making out with the kid's stuffed animal."
• This bit:
  D.J.: Chowder? Chowder? Hey, Chowder?!
  Jeremy: Chowder.
• When Chowder honks the horn of a excavator:
  Jeremy: Chowder is a dick to the concept of peace and quiet.
• Jeremy sins Chowder's ding-dong ditch game because "it's a little bitch game that only assholes play."
• This bit:
  Chowder: Hey, DJ, who am I? "Get off my lawn!"
  Jeremy: Jeremy from CinemaSins? Chris from CinemaSins? Barrett from CinemaSins? I give up.
• When Chowder attempts to escape the house:
  Jeremy: Chowder ended up salutarion in his graduating class at the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.
• This:
  Jenny: I think it's time we call the police.
  Jeremy: You DO?!
• Jeremy is not a fan of Skull:
  Jeremy: Just FYI, the movie is getting its "horror movie rules" from THIS guy. Not an old priest or a creepy undertaker...the f*cking "video game guy".
• At the discovery of Constance's corpse:
  Jeremy: For anyone who thinks Coraline is a f*cked up kids movie, let me introduce you to Monster House.
• This:
  Jenny: Why would he build her a shrine if he murdered her?
  Jeremy: Well, Jenny, I can give you over 2000 Lifetime Movie titles to help you with that.
• During the climatic discovery:
  D.J.: It's her. The house is her!
  Jeremy: My Wife, The House.
• When Horace gives D.J. dynamite:
  Jeremy: Never EVER give explosives to kids.
• Jeremy's reaction to the characters constantly surviving:
  Jeremy: I swear everyone is made of Teflon.

Mortal Engines

• At the beginning of the movie, we get:
  Narrator: 60 minutes was all it took.
  Jeremy: If only. This movie's two hours long!
  • Immediately after this, Jeremy notes that the narration is taking place over the opening logos and wonders what to call such a phenomenon: "Logoration? Narra-Logos?".
• Later:
  Narrator: The weaker perished and the stronger became ever more powerful.
  Jeremy: America.
• "WOW! Hugo Weaving turned down Infinity War to do THIS instead?!"
• "I've honestly seen better CGI in the Civilisation games."
• Jeremy's reaction to the "deity" joke:
  Jeremy: Honestly, there's so many different ways I can go with this sin but the fact that these little Minion f*ckers probably coughed up the money to get this sh*tpile made, the deity comment is actually accurate.
• This:
  Vambrace: You're a skivy from the lower side.
  Jeremy: Hey, "skivy from the lower side" was my college girlfriend's favourite sex position!
• This:
  Thaddeus: This is a fusion conversion cell.
  Jeremy: Ohhh.
• "She survives these chainsaws galore!"
  • Immediately followed with:
  Jeremy: Also, "chainsaws galore" is also A) the name of my Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor themed 90's metal band, B) the only sex move I could ever get my college girlfriend off with, C) A spicy Albanian cola drink or D) the in-store name for the Home Depot hardware section.
• "Hester survives SO MUCH BULLSH*T that I'm just adding 45 sins."
• At one point, Jeremy gets so sick of the movie's terminology:
  Jeremy: Yay, even more sh*t that we don't understand a thing about. Oh well, I'm sure they'll explain it in the sequels. Hahahahahhahaha. Sequels.
• When Hester and Tom narrowly avoid a moving city:
  Jeremy: Dodging CGI is hard, man.
• When Tom catches a falling knife in midair, Jeremy makes a coughing noise while the caption reads: >Allergic to bullsh*t< .
• "The ship's still intact! It's a miracle...of screenplay writing!
• This:
  Katherine: NILS! NOOOOOO!
  Jeremy: Nils. No.
• This bit:
  Hester: I will kill you.
  Jeremy: WILL?! Just shoot him now!
• The last sin of the video:
  Katherine: I'm coming with you.
  Jeremy: Great! Who the f*ck were you again?

Moulin Rouge

• At the 20th Century Fox logo, which is featured on the opening curtains while the opening fanfare is being conducted...
  Jeremy: This guy, like most of the cast in this movie, thinks enthusiasm is all that matters.
• This:
  Narcoleptic Argentinian: (singing) Rooooooooxanne...
  Jeremy: Movie says, "F*ck The Police."
• This moment during the "Elephant Love Medley" segment:
  Christine: (singing) All you need is love...
  Satine: (singing) Love is just a game.
  Jeremy: Love song rap battle.
  • Later, as they continue to sing...
    Jeremy: So you went from Elton John to U2 to Bowie to... Dolly Parton? This medley is going in the wrong direction.
• "We interrupt this lavish musical to bring you..."
  • "...an episode of Frasier." (at the scene involving mistaken identity)
  • "...When Harry Met Sally..." (when Satine demands Christian tell her some poetry while rolling around in her bed erotically)
  • "...Hamlet, apparently." (about the old "play within a play has the same basic plot as the main play" routine)
  • "...Encino Man." (when Zidler tells Satine of Christian, "Hurt him to save him.")
• As Christian says what he is typing on his typewriter, Jeremy deadpans, "If I'm going to read what he's singing, don't I deserve a little bouncy ball on the words?"
• When Christian types, "The woman I loved is dead," Jeremy exclaims, "Well, damn! Spoiler alert! Why should I even watch this movie now?"
  • This is referenced again later on, when Satine sings softly, "If I should die...":
    Jeremy: Well, I'd call this a sin of cheesy foreshadowing, except that the movie already told us in the first three minutes that she was gonna die, so I think it's just a sin of... boring.
• At the very end of the movie, there is a message that reads: "This story is about... TRUTH... BEAUTY...", to which Jeremy remarks, "Is this a message for the people who walked in late?"
• In response to the Duke attempting to assassinate Christian while he's on the stage...
  "Because you can't wait until after the show to do this. The bouncers at the after-parties are really strict."
• Jeremy makes fun of Satine's name, which is only "one letter away from being named after a cracker."
• Jeremy snarking the introduction of the Moulin Rouge:
  Zidler: Outside it may be raining, but in here it's entertaining!
  Jeremy: And still raining! The Moulin Rouge doesn't have a roof.
• Two moments that are longer than they should be: first, Christian hides from the Duke...
  Jeremy: The "Christian hides from the Duke" scene lasts about three minutes, which doesn't sound long until you endure Satine's overacting all the way through it.
  • Then during the elephant scene...
    Jeremy: The entire Elephant sequence lasts nearly 20 minutes, which doesn't sound so long until... no, wait, that's actually pretty damn long.
• In response to Satine being excited to be a real actress while being dressed by Marie, her dresser...
  Jeremy: (strained voice) Urge... to... make snarky remark... so strong right now...

The Mummy (2017)

• Right off the bat, we get this:
  Jeremy: Introducing Expanded Universe logo jinxes the Expanded Universe before the first movie in the universe even starts.
• Quadruple pupil.
• During this scene:
  Soldier: You better come take a look at- *Mummy hand rips through head*.
  Jeremy: This should happen to everyone who says "you better come take a look at this" cliche.

Murder on the Orient Express

• When Poirot recieves his eggs and complains about them:
  Jeremy: If his eggs-cruciatingly eggs-agerated pursuit of eggs-elence didn't need them to be eggs-actly the same size, why did he eggs-pell the first pair of eggs by simple visual eggs-amination?
• Jeremy's response to one of Poirot's catchphrases:
  Poirot: Excuse me, I am Belgian, not French.
  Jeremy: That's Belgist.
• A funny moment during Pilar's introduction:
  Pilar: Sin does not agree with me.
  Jeremy: Actually, Penélope Cruz, we like you just fine.
• After an unecessarily creepy comment from one of the passengers:
  Jeremy: Someone's been reading our comment section.
• This:
  Pilar: Some things are in God's hands. It is not up to us if we survive safely or like Lucifer fall.
  Jeremy: She's fun.
• Jeremy picking about every detail about the famous twist and why it doesn't make sense.
• This:
  Poirot: Allons-y!
  Jeremy: Doctor Who said what now?
• When Dr. Arbuthnot (played by Leslie Odom, Jr.) fires a non-fatal gunshot:
  Jeremy: Aaron Burr misses. *ding*
  • This moment gets funnier when you remember Burr's pre-duel confession — he's "a terrible shot".

Napoleon Dynamite

• The first sin:
  Jeremy: Whoa, I thought this was an indie movie on a shoestring budget. So why am I being subjected to 58 seconds of three major studio logos?
• Jeremy spends much of the opening credits critising the amount of food and preparation of it on the title cards.
• During the opening credits:
  Jeremy: I could say that this movie is so twee that it's trying to be a Wes Anderson movie, but Wes Anderson could have been inspired by THIS film to be more Wes Anderson-y. This creates a feedback loop of Wes Anderson/Jared Hess twee-off and I can't help but think both directors did this to me on purpose!
• "It's a good thing they had the entire 1983 catalogue of carpet swatches from Service Merchandise for their credit backgrounds."
• Jeremy doesn't sin Trapper Keepers but the lack of Trapper Keepers in the modern day, doing off on a nostalgic tangent about how much he misses them.
• This bit:
  Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have?
  Pedro: It's a Sledgehammer.
  Jeremy: Because in this school, students can apparently teleport to the bike rack anytime they want!
• Jeremy points out that the Dynamite's phone "has an extention cord that can go to the moon and back."
• This:
  Kip: Show me your best moves.
  Jeremy: Older brothers.
• This bit:
  Deb: What if you wanted to look like this?
  Napoleon: This is a girl.
  Jeremy: Classic not-answering-the-question.
• This:
  Napoleon: Tina, you fat lard, come and get your dinner!
  Jeremy: Harrassing your llama.
• When Kip skateboards behind Napoleon's bike, Jeremy starts singing The Power of Love. Badly.
• This:
  Napoleon: You gonna eat your tots?
  Jeremy: Why would he?! Look at that thing, it's stacked like the ancient pyramids!
• Followed with:
  Napoleon: Can I have one of your keychains?
  Jeremy: Without paying for it?! That's her livelihood, dude!
• This bit:
  Uncle Rico: Hey, you guys want to see my video?
  Jeremy: Oh no. No no no no no no no no! You never want to hear your uncle tell you this.
  • When it cuts to Rico's football video:
  Jeremy: GAH! It's even worse than I thought!
• When Deb films Uncle Rico, who is tapping his fist against his chin:
  Jeremy: Akwardly fisting in front of a family member.
• At the shot of Kip's yes gesture, Jeremy goes off on a tangent about the nature of memes in general, noting that "in 2026: The Meme Movie will come out will all your favourite moments like this one".
• This bit:
  Napoleon: Six dollars?! That's, like, a dollar an hour!
  Jeremy: Amazon employees.
• "For those of you that don't like Uncle Rico, take comfort in the fact that he'll be dead of scurvy thanks to his entirely steak-based diet within four months or so."
• At a shot of Napoleon, Pedro and Deb staring blankly into the camera:
  Jeremy: It's like they only know the first part of the term "deadpan".
• As Napoleon gets electrocuted:
  Jeremy: Man, it sure feels like this movie is 85% random comedy vignettes, 15% romance, 3% coming of age drama and 32% that famous dance scene, right?
• Jeremy adds 20 sins to Uncle Rico trying to pick up high school girls.
  • Later on:
  Uncle Rico: A soft face deserves a soft body...
  Jeremy: This man is not in jail by the end of this movie.
• Napoleon's iconic dance gets three sins removed with Jeremy noted that it's the best movie surprise "since the end of The Mist"!
• Jeremy gets upset about the ending, choosing to "just rewind it to the dance scene again".
• The final sin:
  Jeremy: Did you know this had a post-credits scene when you went to see this in 2004? Of course not! This is the most pointless ending last shot since Captain America at the end of Spider-Man: Homecoming.

The Nightmare Before Christmas

• Apparently Jack Skellington is only known in England, France, and to just one guy in Kentucky.
• Jeremy notices the other towns, including "Thanksgiving Town", where everyone wishes it was Christmas already, and "St Patrick's Day Town". Jeremy really wants to see what St. Patrick's Day Town looks like.
• "You work once a year. F*ck you."
• At the sight of the skeleton rooster on Jack's roof:
  Jeremy: Bone Cock! *ding*
• This bit during Poor Jack. It's Jeremy holding his note during that whole line that sells it.
  Jack: Why does nothing ever turn out like it should?
  Jeremy: When I kidnap someone and steal a holiday?

A Nightmare On Elm Street

• This:
  Nancy: I'm crazy after all.
  (beat)
  (Freddy leaps out from the other side of the bed and attacks Nancy)
  Jeremy: What the f*ck were you waiting for, asshole?! *ding*

Nine ½ Weeks

• Jeremy calls the male lead "Discount Mickey Rourke," but then he realizes that he's actually Mickey Rourke.
  Jeremy: Discount Mickey Rourke—oh sh*t!!! He looks so ... human!
• During the Erotic Eating scene:
  Meanwhile, the watermelon goes shamefully unused.
  • Which may be a Shout-Out to a Family Guy episode where it did not.
• "Oh, sure, Mickey Rourke follows a girl at a Jamaican street market and it's romantic prelude... I do and it's 'stalking.'"
• "Good God, if I knew this kind of behavior could land a woman like Kim Basinger, I would have tried to be creepier when I was younger."
• "No one would hear you if you called out."
  Jeremy: "Well, that's not rapey at all."
  • "Just goes to show you fellas, if you creep a girl out by implying you might sexually assault her, you can send her flowers and she'll immediately squeal in delight like a schoolgirl who forgot all about the implied sexual assault from earlier."
• The sentence: "9 ½ Weeks (of Jury Duty)", followed by Darth Vader yelling, "NO!!!!!!!!"

The Nun

• During the recap of Annabelle: Creation, Jeremy realises that he forgot how many movies there are in the Conjuring-Verse, listing titles such as Annabelle: 4Ever or The Amityville Conjuring.
• Jeremy's comments on the set design:
  Jeremy: I want a bunch of crosses. I want so many of them so that the sisters will have to shimmer their way around them. Oh, and let's have a bunch of them hanging from the ceiling and TWELVE FOG MACHINES! Set them to the max setting! We're going to horror movie cliche this sh*t up right!
• When Sister Victoria's hanging body appears out of nowhere:
  Jeremy: Boy, that corpse sure knows dramatic timing!
• During a scene at the orphanage, Jeremy points out a scientific error:
  Jeremy: Boy, back in 1952, the periodic table was a lot smaller. Or maybe this Catholic school believed a lot of the elements like carbon and hydrogen was sinful. And don't even get me STARTED on sodium...
• Jeremy quickly gets tired of the poor pacing:
  Jeremy: I'm pretty sure the first 20 minutes of this movie has been them delivering luggage.
• When Father Burke approaches The Nun:
  Father Burke: Are you the Reverend Mother?
  Jeremy: You don't realise that's a DEMON?! THAT'S THE ONE F*CKING THING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT! The Vatican needs to vet its supernatural enforcer applicants a little closer in the future.
  • Later, Jeremy is dumbfounded by Burke's decision to follow a mysterious nun after being kidnapped and buried alive only hours earlier.
• When The Nun swoops down to attack Frenchie:
  Jeremy: Tag, you're it!
• When the radio turns on by itself:
  Jeremy: "I'm a demonic entity that can do anything I want. Should I rip out Father Burke's and Sister Irene's throats in the middle of the night? Nah, I'll just make them wonder how the radio went on! That sounds like way more fun!"
• Jeremy loses it at yet another scene of the characters wandering a hallway:
  Jeremy: JUST DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE.
• When The Nun grabs Sister Irene's shoulder and screeches:
  Jeremy: And that's what happens when you take your vows of celebacy.
• This:
  Father Burke: Maybe the books will help us shine a light on our answer.
  Jeremy: Or you could GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE!
• At one point Jeremy combines two running gags:
  Jeremy: Inverting crosses! Sudden nuns! Ex-SKIP-Ment?!
• When Frenchie shows up to decapitate a zombie:
  Jeremy: Frenchie Ex Machina, in one of the ex-machina-iest ex machinas ever machinaed.
• When a demon carves a pentagram in skin:
  Jeremy: This nun demon prefers arts and crafts to killing.
• At one point, Jeremy suggests a sequel "The Nun 3: Nuns on the Run!" and excitingly says that he's got ideas to incorporate Eric Idle and Robbie Coltrane into the franchise.
• This:
  Father Burke: Now is the time for action!
  Jeremy: Awesome. With 19 minutes left in the movie.
• Jeremy notes that Maralyn Manson should have sued for copyright infringement based on the appearance of Irene's possessed form.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: No-Face Nun, won't you come? And scare Irene away? No-Face Nun, won't you come, won't you come...
• One of the outtakes has the Nun accompanied by "I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

The Nut Job

• Jeremy makes it very clear every other scene that he hates this movie.
• At the beginning of the movie credits, an animated version of Psy appears. Jeremy's reaction:
  Jeremy: Consider the sins doubled.
• The beginning where the protagonist kicks pigeons off the telephone wire. Apparently it reminded Jeremy of one of his friends, a band member in college, and one of their lyrics (He's not making this up) was "Someone kicked a pigeon, someone kicked a pigeon, someone kicked a pigeon."
  Jeremy: I swear to Holy Moses I'm not making this up!

Ocean's Eleven (2001)

• This:
  Parole Officer: While this is your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never caught, in at least a dozen other confidence schemes and frauds.
  Jeremy: Ex-parole-spotion.
• Jeremy points out that, aside being from George Clooney, there is no way that Danny should have been paroled due to his dickish behaviour.
• Jeremy silently adds 10 sins to a shot of the Trump Plaza. Even better, the moment the shot comes up, the video appears to freeze for a second (with the ding from the previous sin stopping) before the ten sins roll up.
• Jeremy notes a club literally called "Club Boobs" in the background and gets disappointed that the movie never shows what it looks like.
• During Basher's break in scheme, Jeremy is horrified that no one brings up the fact he built a car bomb.
• This bit:
  Danny Ocean: Which one's the Amazing Yen?
  Rusty: The little Chinese guy.
  Jeremy: That's racist.
• At Saul's introduction scene:
  Jeremy: The director said "Let's have this character eat an orange to make him look edgy as well as not quite an asshole."
• This:
  Danny Ocean: This building's security rivals that of most nuclear silos.
  Jeremy: That says more about the security of nuclear silos than casinos.
• This:
  Jeremy: This fictional gambler is flanked by two Matrix agents and its definitely fun to laugh at them in this getup. :)
  • Yes, he actually says "Smiley emotion".
• This bit:
  Rusty: You can't split Tess eleven ways!
  Jeremy: But isn't just a matter of who's going first?
• At one point, Jeremy theorises that Julia Roberts character is a continuation of Pretty Woman.
• When the group abandon their waiter disguises in an elevator:
  Jeremy: And no one ever found these disguises or reported them to anyone. The end.
• Jeremy points out that, by jamming the 911 phone lines, Ocean and his crew may have killed thousands.

Ouija

• "Wait, maybe Debbie isn't dead. She's just stuck in the Upside Down."
• When the main characters move the planchette and it stops in "D":
  Jeremy: Laine is presumptuous in assuming the D is for Debbie. It could be David, or Doris, or Da Ghost. You don't know.
• "Are we sure this ghost isn't Casper? Or at least a Deadmau5 fan?"

ParaNorman

• Jeremy is unsettled by how flat the top of Mitch's head is, so he edits hats onto him whenever he's onscreen.

Pet Sematary (1989)

• The Content Warnings at the title screen warns viewers of "Massive Head-Wound Harry".
• Jeremy gets mad at a gravestone that reads "Hannah- The Best Dog That Ever Lived" as "my childhood dog Scruffy should hold that title!"
• Jeremy's comments on Dale Midkiff's performance:
  Louis: Yeah...
  Jeremy: ACTING!!!
• This bit:
  Louis: I'm Louis Creed.
  Jeremy: Aw f*ck, Jud is going to be Ivan Drago's grandfather, isn't he?!
• This bit:
  Louis: Where does that path lead to?
  Jud: Pet cemetary.
  Jeremy (imitating Jud's slurred accent): Rowahll kreatays.
• When Louis leaves for the hospital, saying goodbye to his family:
  Jeremy: Is it just me or does this scene last for 6 HOURS?!
• Jeremy is horrified at Victor's head injury, stating that "you didn't see stuff this gruesome in Shawshank."
• Jeremy sins Victor's 80's running shorts then 80's special effects at Harry's vanishing.
• When Victor's ghost appears next to Louis:
  Jeremy: Damn, Louis is taking this way better than he should. He got spooked by a cat a couple of nights ago but THIS is no problem?!
• Jeremy begins praising Miko Hughes' performance as Gage before stopping himself- "Oops, wrong channel."
• When Louis goes to the cemetary to revive Church, Jeremy wonders why they didn't just buy a new cat that looks like the old one.
• When the zombified Church attacks Louis:
  Jeremy: Cat scratch bleeder.
• At Stephen King's cameo as a funeral priest:
  Jeremy: Wow, this is the weirdest Stan Lee cameo I've ever seen.
• When Gage is killed:
  Louis: NOOOOOOOOOO!
  Jeremy: No. No, seriously, I want no part of this section of the movie. It's a mixture of "no" and "skip" and a big old "f*ck you" for good measure.
• This bit:
  Zelda: I'm coming for you, Rachael. And this time, I'll get you!
  Jeremy: Great! Can we watch that movie instead?
• When a ghostly face appears out of a gravestone:
  Jeremy: What?!
• During Jud's death scene:
  Jeremy: Gone with the Gwynne.
• This bit:
  Demon Gage: No fair. No fair!
  Jeremy: This is what I've been saying to Chris for putting this movie on the schedule and forcing me to watch it.
• The final sin has Jeremy being glad that the film's over. "It's not like they're going to revive the actual movie from the dead". The video then cuts to a scene from the trailer of Pet Sematary (2019).
  Jeremy: Aw, f*ck.

Pet Sematary (2019)

• Jeremy starts the video by sinning the movie title for its mispelling, just as he did in the sins video for the original movie.
• This bit:
  Louis: Like I'm gonna miss the graveyard shift at the ER.
  Jeremy: Seriously, movie? Casually referencing Graveyard Shift? I've seen subtler references in a Cardi B video.
• At a shot of mourners wearing animal masks:
  Jeremy: Meanwhile, in Saw 8.
• At a headstone reading "pet sematary":
  Jeremy: Roll Creepy Credits!
• When Jud approaches Ellie:
  Jeremy: Jesus, this kid grew up in f*cking BOSTON and no one told her about Stranger Danger?!
• This:
  Louis: It might seem scary but it's not.
  Jeremy: Wow, the movie's anticipating its own reviews!
• At one point, Jeremy wonders why the movie was remade at all, noting that it seemed like it was made to up the violence factor and not much else.
• When a picture of a young Jud shows up:
  Jeremy: Cool! Behind the scenes footage of Harry and the Hendersons!
• This:
  Rachel: The pet cemetery...do we own that too?
  Jud: Well, it's part of your property.
  Jeremy: Actual discussion between Paramount executives before they decided to remake this movie!
• When Zelda dies by falling down the dumbwaiter, Jeremy tries out his Hans Gruber impression:
  Jeremy: Now I have some oatmeal. Ho ho ho.
• Jeremy notes that Louis is the most useless Stephen King character since Henry Bowers.
• When the zombified Church attacks Ellie:
  Jeremy: Cat scratch eat her.
• As a semi-truck approaches the camera:
  Jeremy: AH! Sudden Maximum Overdrive!
• When Jud explains the powers of the Pet Semetary:
  Jud: They knew the power it held.
  Jeremy: As did I, so naturally I waited until after you unleashed a holy feline hell upon your family before telling you this backstory. Ha ha ha ha, motherf*cker!
• When Louis prepares to revive Ellie:
  Jeremy: This movie is SOOOOOO bad with pacing. It's like I'm watching Jason Clarke dig this hole in real time!
• Jeremy notes that he'd give back all the sins from both this movie and the '89 version if Ellie came back as a cat.
• This bit:
  Demon Ellie: WE'RE NOT YOUR DAUGHTER.
  Jeremy: Man, being resurrected must have aged Ellie into a teenager because she sure is rebellious!
• When Demon Ellie stalks Rachel:
  Rachel: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
  Jeremy: No.
• This
  Louis: God damn it, GOD DAMN IT!
  Jeremy: What I said when I found out there's 10 more minutes of this movie left!
• When the zombified version of the family approach Gage:
  Jeremy: Man, think of how creepy this final shot would be in a movie that isn't so sh*tty.
• At the end credits:
  Jeremy: Closing credits contain no Ramones songs.
• One of the outtakes has Louis running into Georgie in the basement.

Pitch Perfect

• (When Beca strips in the bathroom, it was obscured by a blurred glass pane) "Cameraman fails at his job right now!" *ding*
• (During the same scene, a naked Chloe sneaks behind a naked Beca while she is singing) "Scene does not contain a lap dance." *ding*
• "Female A Cappella group actually thought that singing Ace of Base would not end in at least one of their singers vomiting on stage."

Pixels

• Jeremy doesn't even bother being professional with the title: "Everything Wrong With Pixels in 'It's An Adam Sandler Movie' minutes."
• Two "No" jokes in a row after Lady Lisa disappears along with the other aliens:
  Ludlow: LADY LISA!!
  Jeremy: Lady Lisa. *ding*
  Ludlow: NOOOOO!
  Jeremy: No. *ding*
• After Q*Bert turns into Lady Lisa:
  Sam: No one else is weirded out by this? That was just Q*Bert.
  Jeremy: This movie is now officially so bad Adam Sandler is sinning it from within. *ding*

Planes

• When the "World of Cars" subtitle shows up at the beginning:

  Jeremy: Disney labelling this "World of Cars" is basically them saying: "We know we can't legally call this a Pixar movie but if you squint hard enough, you might not actually hate this."

• This bit:

  Chug: I just thought of a new slogan. Corn: it gives you gas!

  Jeremy: The best part of that slogan is the subtlety.

• Despite his hatred of the movie, Jeremy does like one thing about it:

  Announcer: Tonight, on Top 10 Plane Crashes...

  Jeremy: Ha ha ha ha. I'm sinning this movie for not showing me all 10 of the plane crashes. It's the funniest part of the movie so far.

• This:

  Race Announcer: Well, he was close but not close enough.

  Jeremy: Well, that was pretty long for a short film but at least its ov- THIS IS A FEATURE LENGTH MOVIE?!

• Jeremy gets increasingly annoyed at characters repeatingly telling Dusty that "you're a cropduster, not a racer", to the extent where he threatens to end the video.
• This:

  Dusty: It's a long story.

  Skipper: I've got time.

  Jeremy: Well, I don't. SKIP!

• Immediately followed with:

  Dusty: I'm afraid of heights.

  Jeremy: GODDAMNIT.

• The Running Gag of Jeremy trying to make sense of how things work in the World of Cars.
• Jeremy calls out the John Ratzenberger cameo as the movie trying to fool the audience into thinking its a Pixar film. "Luckily, you can tell it's not one due to the complete lack of care in all of its production."
• This:

  Dusty: Look at that propeller.

  Jeremy: You mean her ass?! Christ, Disney, how'd this get made?!

• As El Chupacabra looks at Rochelle's tailfins:

  Jeremy: THIS MOVIE IS ALL ABOUT THE ASS!

• When the Wings Around The Globe race begins:

  Jeremy: Now THIS is podracing!

• When Dusty is flying in Iceland, Jeremy remarks he'd remove all the sins if the Abominable Snowman popped out and ate him.
• This:

  Ned: Look who's here. The lowlife farmer boy!

  Jeremy: That's race-ist.

• "63% of this movie is just fake Sports Center moments. Of course, Sports Center itself is now made up of 63% of fake Sports Center moments..."
• "Why did they hire Dane Cook to do an Owen Wilson impression?"
• Jeremy is horrified at Skipper's mission but later refers to it as:

  Jeremy: This movie has 1000% not earned the right to turn into Saving Private Flyin. But here we are.

• This:

  Ripslinger: We are going to end this right now.

  Jeremy: Oh thank god...Damn, you weren't referring to the movie, were you?

• Jeremy finds a line of dialogue that is so stereotypical, he butts in at the end of it:

  Skipper: I learned a lot more from you than what you learned from me...

  Jeremy: Cliche!

Pokémon: Detective Pikachu

• Jeremy is instantly creeped out by Cubone's backstory.
• During the scene with Lickitung on the train:

  Tim: What a...great tongue you have.

  Jeremy: And a great case for sexual harrassment!

• Jeremy's comments on Ryme City:

  Jeremy: This place is a jewel covered nightmare!

• When Tim approachs a TV playing Angels with Filthy Souls

  Jeremy: Oh look, my favorite gangster movie! Home Alone.

• When Tim presses on the R gas container:

  Jeremy: It looks like Tim went to the lesser known but equally prestigious Prometheus School of Touching Things or to the 2015 Fantastic Four Touching Things Music & Arts Festival.

• This bit:

  Reporter: If it's not verifiable, it's not news!

  Jeremy: Breaking News! We have verified that anyone who wears sunglasses indoors like this is an asshole!

• During the Pokèmon fight scene, Jeremy admits that he's "about as lost here as I was when I watched The Wizard back in 1989."
• This bit:

  Tim: What is that? What is that?!

  Clifford: Mewtwo!

  Jeremy: Nun-UH! You are but I'm not!

• At the shot of Greninja in tanks:

  Jeremy: What would those Resident Evil movies look like if we just put a bunch of Pokèmon into them?

• Jeremy refers to Bulbasaur as a "Care Bear Onion Lizard".
• This:

  Mewtwo: HUMANITY IS EVIL. BUT YOU HAVE-

  Jeremy: Man, and just when we were going to hear the rest of Magneto's speech! This is the weirdest X-Men movie I've EVER watched.

• Jeremy points out that Ditto spends more time changing into different Pokémon instead of just transforming into Mewtwo and attacking Tim directly.
• This bit:

  Mewtwo: NOOOOO!

  Clifford: NOOOOO!

  Jeremy: No, No.

• One of the outtakes shows The Joker releasing the R Gas in the Ryme City parade.

Point Break (1991)

• "Ex-Presidents robbery gang is clearly biased against all things Gerald Ford."

The Polar Express

• The video begins with Jeremy adding a sin for the movie opening with black screen, then removing sins for how quickly it gets its 3 logos out of the way.
• This bit:

  The Boy: On Christmas Eve, many years ago...

  Jeremy: Narration.

• At the first shot of The Boy, Jeremy adds 10 sins for the Unintentional Uncanny Valley of the movie's characters, preferring to get it out of the way right then and there.
• When The Boy tries reading up about the North Pole, Jeremy sins kids finding out Santa isn't real. He then goes on a long tangent about something that happened at a Christmas party and saying "Santa is real but he's dead" while the movie continues to run in the background.
• When The Boy reads an encyclopedia:

  Jeremy: Are these pages transparent? WHERE IS CAMERA?!

• This bit:

  Father: An express train wouldn't wake him up right now.

  Jeremy: Trainshadowing.

• Jeremy gets upset when The Boy's radiator whistles like The Polar Express, claiming that "I want my train whistle metaphors to be sexual only, thank you very much!"
• As The Boy walks around the Polar Express:

  Jeremy: Roll Credits!

• At the first appearance of The Conductor:

  Jeremy: AH! Also, Con Hanks.

  • Later on:
    Hobo Joe: Is there something I can do for you?!
    Jeremy: AH!
  • Much later on the sin video, when The Conductor removes his hat:
    Jeremy: AH!
• This:

  The Conductor: If I were you, I'd think about getting on board.

  Jeremy: And if I were you, I'd run away as far as possible. People who say Hanks has never played a villain has never seen this movie.

• This bit:

  Know-It-All Kid: It's a Baldwin 2-S-8-4 S3 steam class locomotive.

  Jeremy: Rail fans.

• This:

  Know-It-All Kid: Look at those presents, I want all of them!

  Jeremy: Greed.

• This bit:

  The Conductor: Tickets, please!

  Jeremy: Should have asked that question before they got on board. Just ask the Zeppelin conductor in Last Crusade!

• This:

  The Conductor: Christmas may not be important to SOME people-

  Jeremy: 3/4s of the world, actually.

  The Conductor: But it is very important to the rest of us!

  Jeremy: No f*cking sh*t!

• During the Hot Chocolate song:

  Jeremy: No one will be seating during the "Be Our Guest" segment of the CGI train movie.

• When a bald eagle snatches up the train ticket:

  Jeremy: SQUAWK! I got a Golden Ticket...

• As The Boy leaps from one train car to another, Jeremy sins him for simply "being stupid".
  • Later, when The Boy is standing on top of the Polar Express:
    Jeremy: He survives this.
• When The Boy and Hobo Joe ski down the train cars:

  Jeremy: Hell to the No.

• This bit:

  Smokey: I estimate that herd to be a thousand! Maybe even a million!

  Jeremy: That is a HUGE f*cking leap!

• When Hobo Joe saves The Boy from falling:

  Jeremy: Deux Ex Hoboghostina.

• As The Polar Express glides on the ice:

  Jeremy: Fate of the Furious saw this scene while on ice and took it WAY too f*cking far.

• "This train car of abandoned toys is brought to you by Hoarders."
• As The Polar Express enters the North Pole:

  Jeremy: At least this movie shows the danger of pollution caused by trains!

• At the shot of a jumbotron with children on it:

  Jeremy: This is the creepiest jumbotron that ever tronned a jumbo.

• This bit:

  The Boy: Hey, I'm from Grand Rapids!

  Jeremy: Michigan.

• This:

  Hero Girl: What are you doing here?!

  Know-It-All Boy: Same as you, checking out my Christmas presents!

  Jeremy: Ah, that makes perfect sense. Carry on.

• "Balloon farting is the only way the movie could figure out on how to lower these balloons on time."
• This bit:

  Elf: But since it's Christmas, I'm going to let you slide!

  Jeremy: So, elves are dicks, right? This movie is saying that elves are dicks.

• The Running Gag of Jeremy's fear of the movie culiminates in him screaming when the characters sing "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."
• This:

  Santa Claus: The true meaning of Christmas is-

  Jeremy: SKIP!

• When the Steven Tyler song comes on:

  Jeremy: [[Film/Armageddon I do want to close my eyes! I do want to fall asleep! I want to miss this, baby and I want to miss everything]]

• One of the outtakes:

  Hobo Joe: Oh yeah, I know what you are-

  Woody: YOU ARE A TOY!

Power Rangers

• Right off the bat, we get this:

  Zordon: [in the Eltar language] I'm sorry.

  Jeremy: Movie waits 1:35 too long to apologise for its awfulness!

• When the Power Rangers meet Alpha 5:

  Alpha 5: You can trust me, I'm a talking robot.

  Jeremy: Tell that to HAL 9000.

• Jeremy's repeated annoyance at the Krispy Kreme product placement, eventually adding 20 sins.
• One of the stingers replaces Alpha 5's dialogue with The Robot from Lost in Space.

Premium Rush

• First sin:
  Homer Simpson:Mmmm, donuts.

Pulp Fiction

• The first sin of the video?

  Jeremy: Miramax property somehow does not contain Matt Damon or Ben Affleck. Also, Miramax.

• This bit:

  Jules: AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT MY NAME IS THE LORD-

  Jeremy: Damn, calm down, Nick. It's going to be almost impossible to recruit for The Avengers if you go this route with them.

• At a shot of Mia's feet:

  Jeremy: QT's foot fetish. And since we all know that he steals from other movies, this is probably James Cameron's foot fetish or something.

• This:

  Mia: Don't be a-

  Jeremy: RECTANGLE!

• "This 3 second shot of Speed Racer is 500 times better than the movie the Wachowskis would make 14 years later."
• Jeremy sins the concept of theme restaurants.
• This bit:

  Vincent: This is what I heard.

  Mia: Who told you?

  Vincent: They.

  Jeremy: Wow, that's the first use of the Pronoun Game being used to protect someone. But it's still a use of the Pronoun Game, you protecting-lame ass-gossiper-piece of sh*t.

• Jeremy loves the dance contest scene but points out that, since it's a Twist contest, Mia and Vincent should have lost.
• Jeremy adds a sin for Fox Force Five being cancelled by the network, claiming that it'd be awesome.
• During the shower scene, Jeremy momentarily thinks that he's sinning Color of Night instead.
• A sin is added for Kathy Griffin's cameo as an extra.
• Jeremy can't help but point out how The Gimp ended up doing absolutely nothing useful during his scenes.
• Jeremy is amazed at how Butch's entire subplot took place in less than 2 hours.
• This:

  Butch: It's a chopper, baby.

  Jeremy: Motorcycle semantics.

• This bit:

  Jules: We should be dead, man.

  Jeremy: Jules would be amazing at Cinemasins.

• When Jimmie arrives:

  Jeremy: Tarantino's directing ability against his acting ability. Has there ever been such a gap of talent in a single person? Discuss.

A Quiet Place

• "Please notice the hearing aid. NO, SERIOUSLY. PLEASE NOTICE IT."
• At a child performing sign language:
  Jeremy: ...I presume that was something racist.
• Jeremy comes up with many alternate titles for a newspaper headline, including "President Sounds Off: Turn Your Sound Off", "Simon Says: No One Dare Disturb The Sound of Silence" and "Sound Found to Compound the Frowns!"
• At Beau playing with a rocket:
  Jeremy: F*cking kid.
• Jeremy questions how Evelyn got pregnant because "all men perform loud sobbing after performing sex! ...Or So I Heard."
• Whenever the kids do something stupid throughout the movie:
  Jeremy: F*cking kids.
• Jeremy's understated response to Evelyn stepping on a nail:
  Jeremy: Gah! F*ck you, movie!
• The Running Gag about Jeremy questioning how people in this universe do anything, particularly bodily functions, without making noise.
  • On a meta level, the fact that after mercilessly sinning "bodily functions" in several movies, Jeremy now complains about their absence.
• "Fun fact: this movie was almost about killer corn. This scene is the only remains of that original film."
• Jeremy gives the aliens some extra character motivation:
  Jeremy (in a silly Bullwinkle impression): Hey, guys. I'm a big dumb alien creature. I've got these big teeth and claws but I'd rather just sneak up on you when the movie needs suspense.

Rampage

• The first sin of the video:
  Jeremy: Reading. Like, lots of reading. We're talking f*cking Blade Runner levels of reading.
• Jeremy cracks up at the reveal that the opening takes place in space.
• "WOW. I never thought I'd see CGI that would rival Geostorm but you just proved me wrong, movie!"
• At a shot of George roaring:
  Jeremy: And so begins at least 932 more of these roaring shots throughout the movie. Hey, can someone make a supercut where each roar is replaced by me sighing? It'd be better than watching this.
• When George touches the space capsule:
  Jeremy: George is a graduate of the Alien School of Touching Foreign Objects From Space.
• This bit:
  Nelson: That is not the George we know anymore.
  Jeremy: Great. So can we get to some rampaging already?!
• Jeremy's alternate title for the movie is "Rise of the Mighty Joe Young Skyscraper".
• At a shot of a helicopter being destroyed:
  Jeremy: Weak. I bet Tom Cruise would have landed that.
• Jeremy points out how almost every character The Rock plays is either a sports star or in the military because "he's simply too jacked to play a normal person".
• "F*cking Connor."
• "Last night I had a dream that Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan came down and said he'd melt my brains if I didn't show you the last 2 minutes of this scene."
• This:
  Davis: Sir, you have to evacuate Chicago.
  Jeremy: He says that like it's actually possible to do that in a few minutes.
• This:
  Davis: Well, this sucks!
  Jeremy: The producers left The Rock's initial reaction after the movie's test screening in the movie itself.
• When the wolf monster somehow sprouts wings:
  Jeremy: Jesus f*cking Christ on a saltine.
• When George gives Davis the finger:
  Jeremy: This is what the producers have been doing to us for the last 98 minutes.
• The final sin:
  Jeremy: This was a dumb movie that's really bad. Still liked it better than Kong: Skull Island though.

Ready Or Not

• At a shot of one of the Le Domas' family's board games:
  Jeremy: Abracadabra...I wanna reach out and grab ya.
• Jeremy questions why the devil only made them play games when someone gets married and only one of them being deadly. "You're the devil, man! Make that sh*t happen regularly! Or just give them all gonorrea."
• These two sins in succession, when Helena's husband is murdered:
  Jeremy: Having your child be an accessory to murder. *ding* Also, having your child being born into a cursed family!
• At a shot of Grace in her wedding dress:
  Jeremy: That dress is Weaving me Samara feelings than I'm used to feeling.
• This bit:
  Alex: Here comes the groom, sh*tting his pants...
  Jeremy: Brothers.
• The Running Gag about how the Le Domas mansion is a fire hazard:
  Jeremy: All these books. All this wood. All these candles. This place is BEGGING to be burnt down.
  • He later adds 10 sins for "all the over-candling that's going on in this movie."
• This bit:
  Alex: Come meet me in my room.
  Jeremy: He says "come meet me in my room" which is six words. He could have solved this by saying "They're all going to kill you" which is five.
• Jeremy gets sidetracked by the "Hide and Seek" song, launching into a long rant about how the song's lyrics don't make sense while footage from the movie still runs.
• "One third of the way through this thing and NO ONE has told her that she's going to be killed. Honestly, that makes it easier for her to be killed and makes me think that this family is a bunch of cheating Astros."
• This bit:
  Grace: Alright, that's enough of this.
  Jeremy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Even if you think this is normal hide and seek, it's way too early to move!
• This:
  Daniel: This is Clara, Emily. Does she look like she's wearing a giant white wedding dress?!
  Jeremy: Seth Cohen would be excellent at Cinemasins.
• This bit:
  Alex: Just go down this hallway until you get to the service kitchen.
  Jeremy: The last time there was a convinent hallway in a tunnel like this, Nicolas Cage had kidnapped the President of the United States.
• This, if only for Jeremy's complete disbelief:
  Jeremy: So, to disable the security panel, he just...beats up the control panel?!
• At one point, Jeremy comments that all of the maids in the mansion "look like they're ready for a Robert Palmer video". When one of them claims that she's not a maid and just dances, Jeremy smugly notes that "they're laying the f*cking groundwork for me!"
• Jeremy removes a sin for a Freeze-Frame Bonus of a web browser search saying "devil cults are they real or bullsh*t".
• When one of the twin sons shoots Grace through her hand:
  Jeremy: F*cking kids.
• This bit:
  Tony: Do you think this is a f*cking game?!
  Jeremy: Um...it is. It's Hide and Seek. It may have deadly consequences but it literally is a game.
• This:
  Becky: Take the maids to the goat pit.
  Jeremy: Hey, "Take The Maids to the Goat Pit" was the name of my grunge band! Until my dad made me change it to "The Fun Seekers".
• This bit:
  Alex: I googled it. They'll sh*t for a week but they'll be fine.
  Jeremy: Weird. "You'll sh*t for a week but you'll be fine" was the original marketing slogan for Dr. Pepper.
• After Alex captures Grace:
  Alex: You won't be with me after this, will you?
  Jeremy: WHAT A F*CKING IDIOT.
• The final sin, when Grace is wandering around the mansion surrounded by the remains of the Le Domas family:
  Jeremy: It's a shame that Grace will be going to prison for the rest of her life for first-degree murder.
• One of the outtakes:
  Grace: So I just take out the card?
  Pinhead: [[Film/Hellraiser WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.]]
• Another outtake plays "I'll swallow your soul!" over Aunt Helene.

Ready Player One

• During the opening narration, we get:
  Wade: ...or climb Mt. Everest with Batman!
  Jeremy: Yeah, but I would want to climb Mount Everest AS Batman. Who wants to climb a mountain with f*cking Batman? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
• When Wade mentions that there's a casino the size of a planet in the OASIS:
  Jeremy: And if there's a section of the movie set there that involves a brief incarceration, a random meeting with a morally ambiguous code breaker, and an animal escape, you can expect a fan revolt.
• Jeremy immediately calls out the idea of Freddy Kruger fighting giant scorpions.
• The Running Gag about how all of the properties in the movie are owned by Warner Bros..
• As a character tries to kill himself after losing the game:
  Jeremy: And that's what he gets for playing as Jason Voorhees.
• At an appearance by a T-Rex on a race track:
  Jeremy: This 10-second T-Rex scene is somehow better than Jurassic World AND its sequel.
• Jeremy is enraged at the fact that, despite the movie has a DeLorean and Alan Silvestri doing the score, they don't use any music from Back to the Future.
• Jeremy's sheer rage at The Shining sequence:
  Jeremy: Stanley Kubrick will likely come back to life after this and slap Steven Spielberg around, and then wait another 15 years to make a new movie.
• When a henchman talks to Nolan about the third challenge:
  Henchman: An Atari 2600, sir. Every game ever made for it, thousands of possibilities.
  Jeremy: Even Custer's Revenge?!
• When The Iron Giant fights Mechagodzilla:
  Jeremy: Man, it's weird they released two Pacific Rim sequels in the same year.
• When I-R0k, voiced by T.J. Miller, blows up a bridge:
  Jeremy: Also...it's a little bit weird that before this blew, TJ Miller's character didn't even phone in a bomb threat.
• When Wade tosses the Holy Hand Grenade:
  Jeremy: Hey, he didn't count to three!
• Jeremy thinks the climactic scene is similar to Inception.

Real Steel

• During the scene where Atom stares into the mirror:
  Jeremy: Robot existentialism. *ding*

The Revenant

• During the bear attack:
  Jeremy: Movie now rips off The Edge. Wait, you're saying this actually happened, way before The Edge? Oh well, movie still rips off The Edge.
• When Glass crawls out of his grave:
  Jeremy: Leonardo DiCaprio asked the director what was his character's motivation to crawl out of his grave, and the director said, "To win an Oscar." That's not really an accurate motivation during that time period, but Leo did what he did.
• "Sushi." *ding*
• When Glass carves up a horse and sleeps in it:
  Jeremy: Discount Han, Luke, and the Tauntaun.
  • When Glass crawls out of the horse carcass:
    Jeremy: Actual footage of Leonardo DiCaprio's birth.
• The video has a Bonus Round for low-angle shots of trees, adding another 19 sins to the tally. The funnier part is the porno music they set it to.

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves

• "He's an outlaw. On a sheriffs horse he rides. Robin's wanted... WANTED! Dead Or Alive!"

Robocop

• In the What's The Damage video of this film, "Three Jars of Mush" (Baby Food) is worth "$0.00".
• Jeremy points out the huge violation of safe firearm handling, wondering why Omni-Consumer Products would allow the Ed-209 police bot, to be demonstrated with real bullets.
• This:
  Alex Murphy: "Dead or alive, you are coming with me."
  Jeremy: It's too bad this guy doesn't have his dick out so that he can escape the situation.

Robots

• This:
  Herb: WAHOO! I'm going to be a dad!
  Jeremy: Nothing screams excitement quite like leaping into oncoming traffic.
• When Herb lowers a dial that controls Rodney's crying:
  Jeremy: This is a middle finger to every real parents everywhere.
• Jeremy points out that Rodney getting new parts as he gets older is a Ship of Thesus paradox.
• Followed with:
  Jeremy: I will never forgive this movie for making me think of "hand-me-down boy parts".
• This bit:
  Rodney: Who's that?
  Herb: That, my son, is Bigweld!
  Jeremy: No, that is a parade balloon.
• This:
  Herb: He invents things to make life better!
  Jeremy: Oh, you mean like Kanye West?
• When Rodney leaves Rivet Drive:
  Rodney: I'll make you proud!
  Herb: I know you will, son.
  Jeremy: You could have said "you already have". That's a dad fail right there.
• At the Robot City train station:
  Jeremy: It's a robot doing the robot! Get it?! This movie is to humor what Scary Movie 4 is to Airplane.
• Jeremy's only comment during the Robot City transport scene:
  Jeremy: Marble Madness.
• This bit:
  Ratchet: Why be you, when you can be NEW?!
  Jeremy: Instagram weight loss ads.
• Jeremy comments that the Chop Shop "looks more like a background from Guitar Hero then it does a movie".
• This bit:
  Crank: He's a head! In a basket!
  Jeremy: Would you like to take it out and ask it?
• When the Rusties appear:
  Jeremy: Wow! It's amazing to see all the Crayola colors back together again!
• This:
  Piper: You think you can mess with my big brother?! Youuuuuuu...you're kinda cute.
  Jeremy: Oh, hell.
• "Beating off your head in public."
• At one point, Jeremy is horrified to learn that the movie "made 260 million dollars?!"
• This:
  Fender: Brace yourself, you're about to become very popular.
  Jeremy: My friend Jack said that when I was going to go streaking, but he turned out to be my enemy Jack and I got caught.
• This bit:
  Madam Gasket: What about tomorrow when everyone else wants repairs? "We can fix ourselves! We don't need upgrades!"
  Jeremy: Apple.
• When Rodney and Cappy run from a gigantic domino:
  Jeremy: Well, Rodney and WhatsHerBolts certainly graduated from The Prometheus School of Running Away from Things.
• As Fender falls into the Chop Shop:
  Jeremy: Take That! Fender found his way into Attack of the Clones?!
• When Rodney rides Bigweld through the city:
  Jeremy: Thank god this entire city is a Sonic the Hedgehog level.
• Jeremy finds the final battle so dull, he skips through most of it on fast forward.
• This:
  Bigweld: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  Jeremy: -cliche!
• One of the outtakes:
  Bigweld: Ooh! A whatyamacallit, a doohickey, a thingamajig?!
  Scuttle: A dinglehopper?
• Another outtake plays The Avengers theme over all the robots ready to fight the Chop Shop worker.

The Rock

• Jeremy gets tired of the car chase cliches awfully fast.
  Jeremy: Slow old lady crossing the street clic- you know what, f*ck you, movie. *ding*

The Room

• The father (Written by Tommy Wiseau), The son (Produced by Tommy Wiseau) and the holy ghost (Directed by Tommy Wiseau).
• "You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
  Jeremy: There's nothing wrong with this scene, this is gold. (no ding)
• "Tommy Wiseau reads lines HE WROTE like he doesn't understand them." (plays a clip of Tommy Wiseau delivering his lines poorly)
• "Navel f*cking."
• "Lisa grows a vagina in her hip."
• Repeatedly "Lisa has a vagina on/in her [insert some place on body]" (see entry above). Culminating in that when the verdict for the movie is given, it is "Lisa's Vagina".
• Concerning Denny.
  Denny: ...Can I kiss you? (talking to Lisa)
  Jeremy: Holy sh*t, Denny is a creepy bastard. (ding)
  Denny: I was just kidding! I love you and Johnny!
  Jeremy: HOLY SH*T, Denny is a creepy bastard! (ding)
• This line between Denny and Lisa's mom
  Denny: I also need a cup of flour and a half-a-stick of butter.
  Lisa's Mom: Doesn't your home have a kitchen?
  Jeremy: Don't your breasts have cancer?
• This gold:
  A guy we haven't seen before in the film enters the scene.
  Jeremy: Who the f*ck is this guy? (ding)
  Michelle: You have got to be honest with Johnny.
  Same guy from previous sin: I agree with that.
  Jeremy: Who THE F*CK is this guy?!
• When Johnny kills himself: "This should have been done before the script was written".
• The movie prompted 3 Bonus Rounds during the sins video: All the "Oh, Hi"'s, every-time Lisa stated "She's in love with Mark, not Johnny" and every time the characters tossed a football. Before the sentence was revealed, another one for Johnny laughing appeared. And the sentence was "A black hole caused by a parallel universe (Lisa's vagina)".
• The very fact that the movie reached 1 billion sins (the first to do so).

The Running Man

• As Amber and her coworker Amy are standing in the hall, they spot the believed-to-be-dangerous Ben Richards walking by with several police guards.
  Amy: Lucky he didn't kill you too.
  Amy: Or kill you and rape you.
  Amy: Or rape you and kill you.
  • It's the actress' off-putting delivery that sells it. Throughout the whole thing she seems to grow increasingly interested in the idea of her coworker, or anyone else for that matter, being a part of this rape/murder fantasy.
  Jeremy: This woman seems to find rape appealing.

San Andreas

• Jeremy calls out a guy for thinking holding The Rock at gunpoint is a good idea.
• "Objects in mirror may be more divorced than they appear."
• In response to an establishing shot of a skyscraper.
  Jeremy: Trump. (ding)
• Jeremy makes a Running Gag out of denouncing that The Rock's character (a Los Angeles rescue operator that was ordered to go to Nevada to help with the damages of an earlier earthquake but decides to go help his family instead when the disaster becomes worse) is pretty much a horrible character for his Protagonist-Centered Morality.
  • In fact, he also notes this later on with this exchange:
  Emma: Everything okay?
  Jeremy: Just thinking about all those dying Los Angeles citizens I abandoned — with city property — to come save your ass. I really made a moral misstep!! (ding)
• Jeremy continuously criticizing how electricity, mobile phones and WiFi are still working perfectly during and after huge earthquakes.
• "Look at the heels! Claire Dearing can't hold a candle to Emma Gaines."
• "Die, humans... DIE, ha ha ha ha ha."
• "This movie should have been called 'It's so Goddamn Lucky Any of Our Main Characters Survive This Biblical Sh*t.'"

The Santa Clause

• At the Walt Disney Pictures logo:
  Jeremy: Ah, remember when Disney didn't try to blow themselves during each opening logo? Nowadays, they'd put the castle in the North Pole with hot rods and calenders of women in bikinis to appeal to Tim Allen's demographic.
• At the opening credits sequence:
  Jeremy: Just in case the TITLE OF THE FILM didn't give it away, movie hits the audience over the head with Christmas so hard, we're all gonna need eggnog ice packs.
• "Just three years prior, Judge Reinhold would have probably been the lead in this film. Now he's playing second fiddle to the f*cking guy from Home Improvement. And THAT is the inspiration juice behind this sarcastic wave."
• This bit:
  Scott: Ah, yes, Christmas at the pound!
  Jeremy: Remember how charming Tim Allen was back in the day? Aside from Buzz Lightyear, this was literally every f*cking character he played: a crass dickhead who said what he wanted and thinks he's super funny and eventually turns out to have a heart.
• "I really want to say that Liar Liar was a ripoff of this movie, but Liar Liar is a much better film than this. So I choose to believe that Liar Liar was in development for many years and this movie ripped it off."
• Jeremy points out a Denny's product placement and then hopes that they didn't cater the set:
  Jeremy: Moons Over My Hammy is literally the gift that keeps on giving.
• After Scott kills Santa Claus, Jeremy is disappointed to find out that the movie doesn't become a horror film instead.
• This:
  Charlie: You got him!
  Jeremy: Man, Charlie is showing some disturbing bloodlust at such an early age!
• At a fart joke:
  Jeremy: 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, and the Man Standing Last/Was convinced to play Santa by a rogue reindeer's gas.
  • Jeremy later adds 15 sins as a penalty for a second fart joke.
• "What the f*ck is up with these effects?! You might say, "hey, it's 1994" but I'll retaliate by saying that Jurassic Park and T2 both came out earlier than this movie so f*ck off."
• Jeremy notices a "save the rainforest" poster, leading to:
  Jeremy: Hey, remember all the "save the rainforest" thing in the 90's? Do we still have a rainforest? Did Ferngully and Medicine Man make it all good?
• The Running Gag about Scott never delivering all of the Christmas presents on his first night as Santa, with the list of countries skipped over getting longer and longer each time.
• This:
  Scott: Ho ho ho!
  Jeremy: Wow, Tim Allen just disappears into this role, doesn't he?! First time I saw this movie, I though Scott was played by Alan Rickman!
• Jeremy questions what would happen if a woman or a child killed Santa, then realises that he's "spending more time thinking about this movie than anybody working on it, who were probably busy handling their giant cocaine piles".
• When Scott puts on a toolbelt:
  Jeremy: Tim the tool, man.
• Jeremy almost removes a sin for Mary Gross's performance as the schoolteacher, but then he claims, "I don't want to be the guy that removed a sin off F*CKING SANTA CLAUSE."
• "Was this look ultra-popular in 1994, or is it pure coincidence that Wendy Crewman is dressed exactly like Uma Thurman in Pulp Fiction?" Made even funnier by the video showing a clip of Mia Wallace snorting cocaine side-by-side with the movie.
• He's making his boss pissed, he's checking his price, he's gonna find out who's the fraudulent type, Santa Scott, he sucks with this croooooooooooowd!
• This:
  Mr. Whittle: You look like the Pilsbury Doughboy!
  Jeremy: That's pastrycst.
• "This scene could best be described by "peak 90's jeans"."
• Hey, you know what I love with my Christmas movies?! Child custody drama! That's why I always play my copy of Kramer Vs. Kramer every December!
• This bit:
  Neal: Charlie! HE! IS NOT! SANTA!
  Jeremy: F*cking Neal.
• During a montage of Scott delivering toys to houses:
  Jeremy: Chinese checkers.
• This:
  Laura: I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can. *burns court papers*
  Jeremy: Because THAT'S how the legal system works.
• The sentence? "Santa Clause 4: Krampus VS. Belsnickle".
• One of the outtakes plays Statler and Waldorf over a shot of a Punch and Judy show.

School of Rock

• When Dewey crowdsurfs and fails:
  Jeremy: All his ribs survive this.
• Jeremy calls Dewey a bigger dick than even Lightning McQueen "and that's saying something!"
• At Dewey being kicked out of the band:
  Bandmate: We're kicking you out.
  Jeremy: Hey, I didn't know this was a Pearl Jam biopic!
• Immediately followed with:
  Bandmate: You're an embarrassment!
  Jeremy: Guy in THAT shirt has the balls to call someone else an embarrassment.
• "Movie has time for this Jack Black eyebrow bullsh*t."
• This bit:
  Dewey: I don't want to have to fail you...
  Summer: I thought you didn't believe in grades.
  Jeremy: This girl IS Cinemasins.
• Jeremy points out that the movie's original songs sounds more like insurance commercial jingles and performs one under the score:
  Jeremy: Liberty. Liberty. Liiiiiiberty. Liberty.
• Jeremy mentions that they considered doing a Bonus Round everytime the word "rock" was said but decided against it. So he adds 86 sins to the movie instead.
• "This is Dewey's old band and they're going to win the Battle of the Bands WITH A BALLAD. A BALLAD. Battle ballad belittles bottled-up bitter backbone that is the basis of better band breakthroughs."
• This:
  Dewey: All right, let's pray. Dear God of Rock-
  Jeremy: School prayer.

Scoob!

• Jeremy points out that the opening song, Tupac's California Love is not a kids song:
  Jeremy: Unless I see toddlers as pimps looking for greens, an infant hollering with a hoochie screaming and a tweenager throwing up a finger for feeling the same way...
• This bit:
  Street Vendor: COME BACK WITH MY GYROS!
  Jeremy: You REALLY want it back after a dog stepped on it and its been rolling down the sidewalk?!
• After Shaggy and Scooby bump fists:
  Jeremy: Aw man, there's going to be a debate about whether this counts as a fist-bump or a paw-bump. And that sh*t gets political FAST.
• When Shaggy shows Scooby his Blue Falcon action figure:
  Jeremy: Scooby-Doo movie uses long-forgotten Hanna Barbera characters to try and create a Scooby-Doo Cinematic Universe. Or the SDCU, if you will.
• Jeremy notices an extremely creepy ventriloquist dummy in Shaggy's room:
  Scooby-Doo: What's this?
  Shaggy: It's a bed! You sleep in it!
  Jeremy: YOU DO?! WITH THIS THING STARING AT YOU ALL NIGHT?! YOU SLEEP?!
• Jeremy's reaction when Shaggy meets the rest of the Mystery Inc gang:
  Jeremy: Muppet Babies, Flintstone Kids and this movie all tell the lie that the friends you meet as kids will be your friends for the rest of your life. One or two people? Sure. A Mystery Machine full? NO.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Hey look, this creepy house somehow has shadow portraits of Fred and Wilma Flintstone! Got to respect the brand!
• When Simon Cowell shows up:
  Jeremy: Simon Cowell cameo makes me think this movie came out in 2004, but nope, it came out in 2020!
• This bit:
  Shaggy: Hey! What was that for!
  Scooby-Doo: Making sure this isn't a dream.
  Jeremy: Wait...Scooby can't say "Shaggy" but he can say "sure"?! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
• This:
  Dick Dastardly: -And no one escapes Dick Dastardly! Isn't that right, Rottens?!
  Jeremy: He calls them Rottens but they're obviously Discount Minions. And we all know how we feel about Minions here, don't we?
• At an animator's name on a printer:
  Jeremy: Hey, you know how some animated movies will slip in little easter eggs of their animators? Yeah, this movie was like "I'M TATTOOING MY NAME ON THAT BITCH!"
• Jeremy quickly gets annoyed at all of Velma's technology, culminating in:
  Velma: I'll see if the combonation of these elements match a geographical location.
  Jeremy: You put "arsenic, selenium and Coppertone SPF 50" into a search engine and it came up with an exact location. F***CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
• When the gang arrives at Funland:
  Jeremy: Hooray! We've arrived in an abandoned amusement park with an English name in Romania! Woo-hoo!
• When Shaggy and Scooby attempt to destroy robots by playing Whack-A-Mole:
  Jeremy: Movie accurately depicts what it's like to deal with YouTube comments.
• This bit:
  The Blue Falcon: My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack! Retails for 99.95!
  Jeremy: Derek Jeter.
• This:
  Shaggy: But what about us?! As a team?!
  Jeremy: The "protagonists fight in the third act of an animated kids film" cliche is here for me to Scooby-Dooby SKIP!
• When Captain Caveman shows up:
  Jeremy: Man, Tracy Morgan as Captain Caveman is weird. Actually, the entire voice cast is weird. Granted, four-year-olds probably won't care but who gives a f*ck about four year olds?!
• When a young girl steals an apple:
  Jeremy: Girl who doesn't pay for her apple before biting into it is an asshole. But the director said, "let's make your character EAT an apple. It'll make you look like even more of an asshole."
• "Even after Dynomutt slows the van from crashing too hard, it falls from a height that would cause death or injury. Granted, none of this is nearly as stupid as Suicide Squad, so it's got that going for it."
• Jeremy brings back an old favourite:
  Jeremy: Let's talk about Alexander The Great's plan: He stored all of his treasure in the underworld, requiring you to find the skulls of Cerebus spread around the world and requiring his OR his dog's descendents to and your reward for finding it is that...YOU UNLEASH DEMONS?! Why just not do this?!
• When Cerebus almost eats Scooby:
  Jeremy: Canineibalism!
• This:
  Velma: I just figured out what you guys are! You're the heart of Mystery Inc.
  Jeremy: Too bad heart doesn't solve mysteries!
• One of the outtakes plays "Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?!" over Shaggy and Scooby dressed as fast-food employees.
• Another outtakes splices Smaug over footage of Dick Dastardly running through Alexander the Great's treasure.

Seven

• The Running Gag about the constant rain throughout the movie.
• Jeremy somehow manages to compare John Doe's "We see a sin on every street corner" rant to the Fast and the Furious movies.

Shaft (2000)

• The first sin of the video:
  Jeremy: This movie exists.
• "Roughly 61% of this movie is comprised of sexy and overdramatic glaring."
• At the first appearance of Walter Wade:
  Jeremy: Discount Christian Ba- HOLY SH*T, IS THAT THE REAL CHRISTAIN BALE?! IN SHAFT?!
• Immediately after:
  Walter: I was just razzing that guy. He couldn't take a joke.
  Jeremy: Or that terrible New York accent, from what I hear.
• This bit:
  Shaft: This is Shaft.
  Jeremy: Roll cred-
  Voice: [[Film/Shaft Shut yo mouth!]]
• Jeremy is creeped out at Vanessa Williams' eyes and decides to add a sin because of that.
• This:
  Shaft: Everybody freeze!
  Jeremy: Did he actually think that would work?! This isn't the raid in Christmas Vacation!
• At one point, Jeremy surmises that John Shaft II is actually Jules Winfeld living under a diffeent name.
  Jeremy: He's even got the weird facial hair and everything!
• This bit:
  Shaft: April Fool's, motherf*cker.
  Jeremy: It makes you wonder how far they had to go to get this line. I guess "It's Washington's Birthday, motherf*cker" or "Happy Arbor Day, motherf*cker" were taken.
• This:
  Shaft: Shut the f*ck up!
  Jeremy: Look, I obviously don't have a f*cking problem with the word f*ck. But when I can predict 70% of Samuel L Jackson's dialogue...
• Jeremy's mind nearly breaks trying to work out whether the movie is a reboot or a remake when Richard Roundtree's Shaft shows up as a character. He then remarks that no one would be dumb enough to try that again.
• At Walter punches a fellow prisoner in the balls:
  Jeremy: I'm rack-man.
• When Shaft is interrogating a suspect:
  Shaft: What's my name? WHAT'S MY NAME?!
  Jeremy: "What ain't no country I ever heard from! They speak English in What?!"
• "No one will be seated for the Peoples takes a sh*t segment of the movie. Except for, you know, him."
• When Shaft and Raasan argue about the pronuncation of "Palmenari", Jeremy notes that "the movie somehow spliced an arguement between Chris and Jeremy about the narration of a CinemaSins video in it!"
• When Peoples pushes Walter out of a window:
  Jeremy: Does Hershey make the windows in this universe?!
• Jeremy gets sick of Shaft never having to reload his gun and adds a sin "for every bullet in his magic handgun." Over 50 sins get added.

The Shallows

• When Nancy is stranded in the middle of the ocean after a shark attack:
  Nancy: OH GOD, SOMEBODY HELP ME!
  Jeremy: And that's why you always leave a note! *ding*

The Shape of Water

• During the opening narration, we get:
  Giles: And the monster who tried destroying it all.
  Jeremy: Let me guess, the monster is Michael Shannon, because his name showed up when you said that.
• When Michael Shannon first shows up:
  Jeremy: Gah! Sudden General Zod!
• When Richard Strickland zips/unzips his pants in the urinal while Elisa and Zelda observe:
  Jeremy: Lyndon Johnson.
• This exchange:
  Zelda: Elisa! What were you doing in there?!
  Jeremy: Maybe this is sign language for "Oh, you know, just casually interacting with an incredibly valuable, violent and otherwise unguarded fish god. How are you?"
• Jeremy is completely dumbfounded at the idea of using a South American fish man to win the Space Race against the USSR.
• When Strickland is hitting on Elisa:
  Strickland: I don't mind that you can't speak, either. It kind of gets me going.
  Jeremy: James Toback.
• When Zelda asks Elisa about the Fish-Man's anatomy:
  Zelda: Does he have a...?
  Jeremy: Meanwhile...speaking of Free Willy...
• This bit:
  Dimitri: We don't need to learn. We need Americans not to learn.
  Jeremy: Betsy DeVos.
• Jeremy comes up with a conspiracy theory that, ever since Gone With The Wind, Hollywood has been trying to get a amphibian-human romance on screen and have it win Best Picture. This movie is the result.
  • He also notes that the sex scenes are exactly the same as Color of Night.
• During Elisa's fantasy of dancing with the Fish-Man:
  Jeremy: Back in the 60s, Broadway was not ready for "Big Dick Fish Man" and it closed after one performance. Those Philistines.
• Jeremy notes that the police do nothing upon seeing a violent murder "just like in the real Baltimore!"

The Shining

• Instead of the usual sin counter, the sins are tallyed up by HAL 9000 just for this video.
  • Even HAL 9000 removes 5 sins from the beginning of the movie for them doing it.
• Jeremy's comments on Jack Nicholson's performance:
  Jeremy: It's like Kubrick told Nicholson to be about 85% more Jack-y.
• This bit:
  Halloran: How about some ice cream, doc?
  Jeremy: What a Dick move.
• This:
  Halloran: My grandmother and I could hold entire conversations without even speaking! We called it "shining"!
  Jeremy: Rollllllll Johnnies!
• This bit:
  Wendy: Loser has to keep America clean!
  Danny: OK. You're going to lose!
  Jeremy: How the EPA was formed!
• During the famous Grady twins scene:
  Grady Twins: Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny.
  Jeremy: Peer pressure.
• This:
  Jack Torrance: I thought I killed you. You and Danny. I...chopped you up into little pieces!
  Jeremy: I know the marriage counselor said to share your feelings, but this is a little much.
• This bit:
  Jack Torrance: I'd sell my goddamn soul for a glass of beer!
  Jeremy: Hey, that's ACTUAL sins!
• When Tony takes over Danny:
  Danny: Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance.
  Jeremy: There is no Danny, only Zuul.
• This bit:
  Mr. Grady: We are very disappointed that you have yet to conduct the...business we discussed, Mr. Torrance.
  Jeremy: Murder-Shaming.
• During the movie's most famous scene:
  Jack Torrance: HERE'S JOHNNY!
  Jeremy: Taking Carson's name in vain!
• Jeremy's reaction to the scene with the bear-man:
  Jeremy: A ghost furry giving a ghost man a ghost blowjob isn't evil at all!
• At the blood coming out of the elevators:
  Jeremy: Don't worry, that'll wash out. It won't stain the marble.
• Jeremy adds a sin at the end for "no CGI topiary animals" before admitting he was kidding and takes it back.
• One of the outtakes:
  Halloran: We got dried peaches, dried apricots...
  Bubba: Shrimp stew, shrimp scampi...

Showgirls

• The various reactions to the Les Yay.
  Jeremy: Please god say yes.
  • For the final scene where Cristal requests a kiss from Nomi, Jeremy is baffled that it actually happened, so he deducts a sin.
• During some of the more explicit scenes, they have to resort to putting a picture of the Easter Bunny over the frame so they can even talk about it. They even lampshade this later.
  Nomi: I didn't f*ck anybody...
  Jeremy: Um... our Easter Bunny disagrees. *ding*

Signs

• "The aliens have the same weakness as the aliens in Signs."

The Silence of the Lambs

• The video title: "Everything Wrong with The Silence of the Lambs With A Side of Fava Beans".
• At the MGM logo:
  Jeremy: Wait, "Lions before Lambs"?! I must be watching the wrong sheep movie.
• Jeremy points out an extra that looks directly into the camera in the opening credits.
• This bit:
  Clarice: Is there a chance Lecter might be related to Buffalo Bill?
  Crawford: I wish there were. I want your full attention, Starling.
  Jeremy: Movie had a chance to answer why this was so urgent and GODDAMN FAILS.
• When Clarice meets with Hannibal:
  Hannibal: And that accent you've tried to desperately shed; pure West Virgina.
  Jeremy: Wait, Clarice's current accent is what happened when she tried to SHED IT?! Holy sh*t, she must have sounded like Boomhauer before all that work!
• Jeremy's reaction to the famous line:
  Hannibal: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
  Jeremy: Man, Italy would have had Hannibal deported if they heard him pronounce Chianti this way.
• Jeremy refuses to show Multiple Migg's semen-throwing but mentions that he does it "with an accuracy that porn stars would be impressed with!"
• When Clarice goes to the Your Self storage facility:
  Jeremy: I guess considering the storage facility's name, Clarice is jacking Your Self off.
• Jeremy notes some missing text on a file:
  Jeremy: Apparently, the missing victim Frederica Bimmel lived on "143 Maple" and didn't have a Social Security Number. It's amazing that anyone even knows her name!
• This:
  Hannibal: Quid Pro Quo. I tell you things, you tell me things.
  Jeremy: Official United States policy.
• This bit:
  Buffalo Bill: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
  Jeremy: Buffalo Bill is one of the most scruplious serial killers in movie history but... he uses a f*cking common garden hose to punish his victims?!
• When Hannibal makes his escape:
  Jeremy: Wow, it's almost like there should have been more than 2 cops to deal with the most dangerous murderer on the planet.
• This bit:
  Buffalo Bill: Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me.
  Jeremy: Wow! That's MY daily affirmation too!
• This:
  Buffalo Bill: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!
  Jeremy: F*ck you, dude! I sinned "Pete's Dragon" and lived!
• This bit:
  Clarice: FBI! Are you safe?
  Jeremy: I'll shut up and let Catherine take this one-
  Catherine: Shut the f*ck up and get me out of here!

The Simpsons Movie

• Jeremy starts off by sinning the opening Itchy and Scratchy cartoon as seriously as he would sin the actual movie.
• When Apu changes the date of expired food:
  Jeremy: Attempted murder.
• Jeremy sins Green Day as soon as their version of The Simpsons theme starts playing.
• "Why is Mr. Burns... in church?!"
• This bit:
  Homer: I'LL TEACH YOU TO LAUGH AT SOMETHING THAT'S FUNNY!
  Jeremy: CinemaSins haters.
• This:
  Ned Flanders: But if Bart falls, wouldn't that make him a paraplegicerino?
  Jeremy: I'm sure real paraplegic people LOVE recieving Flanders "erino" treatment.
• This bit:
  Nelson Muntz: SAY GLOBAL WARMING IS A MYTH!
  Milhouse: Global warming is a myth, further research is needed!
  Nelson Muntz: *punches Milhouse* That's for selling out your beliefs!
  Jeremy: Nelson would be violently good at CinemaSins!
• This:
  Marge: Thank you for coming over.
  Comic Book Guy: Thank you for these pregnancy pants! I've never felt so comfortable!
  Jeremy: Well, these are the kind of jokes you get after almost 20 years. But after this movie, The Simpsons bowed out gracefull- HOLY F*CK, THEY'RE STILL ON THE AIR?!
• This bit:
  Homer: And you'll do it...NAKED!
  Jeremy: Forcing your child to streak through the neighbourhood. Seriously, what the actual f*ck.
• When Bart crashes on the Krusty Burger window:
  Rod and Todd Flanders: Bountiful penis.
  Jeremy: Bountiful Penis is A) A name for an orgy with a 2-1 male/female ratio, B) an actual prayer I gave to make my dick bigger C) A spicy Albanian cola drink or D) the shooting title for Boogie Nights.
• "Let's add Homer's Uvula-Cam to stuff I thought I'd never see in a movie and consider suing about.
• This bit:
  Krusty: If you can find a greasier burger, you're in Mexico!
  Jeremy: Thaaaaaaaaaaat's racist!
• At President Schwarzenegger:
  Jeremy: Yeah right. Like the guy who hosted The Apprentice could EVER be president!
• When all of Springfield comes after The Simpsons:
  Jeremy: These f*ckers have WAY overtorched the area. Every building on this street would be on fire!
• When the town makes nooses for all the Simpsons, including Maggie:
  Jeremy: (genuinely sounding disturbed) This is the scariest sh*t I ever saw.
• This:
  Homer: Marge, there comes a time in every marriage where a husband says "I need you to do this with me".
  Jeremy: This is false.
• Jeremy sins multiple times that The Simpsons should have been killed, culiminating in him declaring that they're indestructable.
• "Grand Theft Walrus might be the laziest joke in this entire movie."
• This bit:
  Bart: I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!
  Jeremy: Jokes on you, Bart. You're now OWNED by that corporation!
• This:
  Homer: Thank you, boob-lady!
  Jeremy: That's boobist!
• This bit:
  Homer: But how do I get up there?!
  Jeremy: This is God LITERALLY pointing to a machine so I think it qualifies for a Deus Ex Machina sin though in this case, it should be called Deus Ex Indicata.
• When Homer and Bart triumphantly smash the dome:
  Jeremy: And so, millions of tiny glass shards rained all over Springfield, causing numerous injuries and illnesses for years to come.
• As Springfield cheers on Homer:
  Jeremy: Cheering on the villain as if he was a hero.
• The final sin:
  Marge: Oh my God, her first words!
  Maggie: Sequel?
  Jeremy: THEY MADE MAGGIE'S FIRST WORD "SEQUEL".
• One of the outtakes plays Big Brother over Russ Cargill's speech on the monitor.
• Another outtake has the Simpsons' attempted lynching being watched by Ellison Oswalt in horror.

Sin City

• The narrator takes off several sins for Carla Gugino strutting around naked, then sins the movie for trying to distract him.
• This part.
  Roark, Jr. (planning to kill Nancy): Here it comes...it's gonna hurt...
  Jeremy: DO IT ALREADY!
• The opening of That Yellow Bastard.
  Hartigan: Just one hour to go. I'm on the last day of the job.
  Jeremy: Someone recorded Bruce Willis saying this in his dressing room and it made the final cut.
• When Marv saws off Kevin's arms and legs.
  Man, Elijah Wood took the method acting way too far to become Frodo.
  • And when Kevin first shows up...
    With Elijah Wood in the movie, and Bruce Willis narrating everything, I swear I'm watching a twisted sequel to North.
• "Shot and Cut by Robert Rodriguez."
  Jeremy: Somewhere there's a murder victim who could claim the same thing, probably from some other Robert Rodriguez.

Sinister

• "Step one: put your kid in a box. Step two: cut a hole in the box." *ding*
• After one last jump scare from Mr. Boogie.
  Jeremy: F*ck you. Seriously. *ding*

Skyscraper

• Even the video description rips on the movie:
  Video Description You know how sometimes you see a movie that is so bad you think there could never be a worse movie? Well you're wrong, because Skyscraper exists, and it's the worst worse movie I ever worsed.
• When a hostage turns around to reveal he's holding a kid:
  Jeremy: How the f*ck did no one see this kid before this guy turned around like that? Was he tiny and grew really quickly? Is he part sea monkey? IS HE PART SEA MONKEY?!
• This:
  Kidnapper: Do you really want it to end like this?!
  Jeremy: I do!
• Jeremy immediately calls out the titular skyscraper's design, referring to it as "a snake eating a tennis ball."
• Jeremy nearly loses it over the "30-story park" in the movie several times throughout the video.
• "This may be the dumbest thing I've watched all year and I saw a f*cking garden gnome movie!"
• This bit:
  Sawyer: I haven't touched a gun in 10 years.
  Jeremy: Its important that The Rock plays characters who don't believe in violence.
• "F*cking Henry."
• When Sawyer beats a goon with his prostethic leg:
  Jeremy: I guess some people will do anything to get a leg up on the competition!
• Jeremy eventually gives up after Xia shoots one of her henchmen:
  Jeremy: Man, I don't even know anymore if this movie even wants to make sense and I'd like to leave now.
• This:
  Sarah: Come on, keep up! Don't stop!
  Jeremy: WHY THE F*CK WOULD THEY STOP?!
• Jeremy notes that the henchmen have such bad aim, even the Stormtroopers would laugh at them.
• Screwdrivers! Hammers! Vodka! TAPE!!
• This bit:
  Sawyer: I need you to be brave for me. Can you do that?
  Jeremy: Well, dad I have chronic asthma which is only worsened by the smoke and we're 130 stories in the air in a building that's on fire but if you think spouting cliches is going to help...I'm happy to respond in kind.
• Jeremy gets so sick of Sawyer surviving all of the impossible stunts, he decides to sin them all in a row. So sins 100 to 116 is "This works." *ding* "This works." *ding* "This works." *ding*
• This:
  Zhao: What can we do now?
  Sawyer: Got any duct tape?
  Jeremy: Oh, you!
• This bit:
  Policeman: GO! GO! GO!
  Jeremy: Go. Go. Go.
• Jeremy is so pissed off at the climax of the film, he ends up giving a sin for "every floor of this motherf*cking building" and adds 225 sins.
• At the end of the movie:
  Jeremy: I'd remove all the sins if one of the EMTs turned out to be Vin Diesel. OK, I wouldn't do that. But it'll still be better than anything else in this movie!

Slumdog Millonaire

• Jeremy sins the unique opening title card twice, once for reading and a second time for "INQUIZATIVE reading".
• "Man, this movie Dutch Angles so hard, it might as well be an Aerosmith video."
• This bit:
  Gangster: What the hell would a slumdog know?
  Jeremy: Is it...yes, I am being told that this is close enough for a Roll Credits! Congratulations!
• Jeremy's reaction to the scene where Jamal is thrown into a filthy outhouse:
  Jeremy: No. No. No. Please don't. Oh God. Hell no! No. No. NO! NOOOOOOOO!
  • He then gives the movie 40 sins for subjecting the audience to that.
• "This movie is 40% running. They should have hired Tom Cruise to direct."
• Jeremy's reaction to Maman:
  Jeremy: Has there EVER been a villian this obvious that they tried painting as a good guy?! Well, except for Pennywise.
• When the other kids taunt Jamal in the shower:
  Jeremy: Coincidentally, "Chillies on his willy" was the name of my Ska/Trash/Steampunk band in college!
• When Jamal makes his escape:
  Kids: Run, Jamal, run!
  Jeremy: Thank God! It'd been 15 minutes since the last running scene and you know how much I like my running!
• Some of the most biting sarcasm from Jeremy yet over the bleak tone of the movie:
  Jeremy: Because this train montage HAS to end in tragedy. God forbid we don't feel joy for more than, like, 6 minutes.
• Jeremy sins the Taj Mahal, then realises he sinned the Taj Mahal.
• When a American tourist couple gives Jamal money, Jeremy is so baffled by the intention of the scene that he neither adds nor subtracts sins from it.
• This bit:
  Mamal: You thought you could take my prize FROM ME?!
  Jeremy: This evil, child-abuse asshole is sadly correct. We would say he'd be excellent at CinemaSins but even we aren't evil, child-abusing assholes like this prick.
  • Later, Jeremy notes that Laitka would be excellent at Cinemasins and "we'd be glad to have her!"
• Jeremy refers to a character throwing water at a TV set as:
  Jeremy: I haven't seen someone this mad since Chris threw his wallet at the TV during a Nashville Predators game and broke that motherf*cker.
• This bit:
  Jamal: This is bizarrely probable.
  Jeremy: Yep, that's the highest praise I'll give this movie too.
• Jeremy loses it that, after all of the other exposition, the movie never explained ''how'' Jamal got on the game show in the first place.
• During the ending dance sequence:
  Jeremy: Jai-NO.

Smallfoot

• The first sin has Jeremy lamenting the overuse of narration in children's films, noting that "Steamboat Willie didn't start with Mickey talking about his universe". Gilligan Cut to a scene depicting exactly that in the form of narration placed over the opening shot of the short.
• This:
  Migo: I guess you could say I'm learning the ropes! And the wheel! And the crank!
  Jeremy: Damn, sounds like the puberty process for Christian Grey!
• Jeremy freaks out when he finds out the movie is a musical.
• Jeremy keeps adding more sins to the opening song for every song it rips off.
• "The physics of this plane-insane fails mainly in my brain."
• When Migo and Michee ride on a suspicious looking comet:
  Jeremy: So he's taking her to Pleasure Town?
• When Migo is caught between 2 rocks:
  Jeremy: I bet a lot of parents were shocked when this movie went into 127 Hours territory.
• Jeremy sins the concept of viral videos.
• When Percy runs through a field of videos, Jeremy is horrified that the movie "has transformed into Emoji Movie 2!"
• Jeremy contemplated doing a Bonus Round for every time Migo screams but he decides to just add 20 sins instead.
• When Percy tries uploading a video in the wilderness, only to find it has 28 hours to upload:
  Jeremy: Huh, they have Comcast out in Nepal.
• This bit:
  Yeti: You call THAT art?!
  Jeremy: YouTube comment sections.
• During the Stonekeeper's song:
  Jeremy: This movie is just The Village. The f*cking Village! What sick executive saw The Village and was like "Hey, let's make a kid's movie based on that sh*t!"
• This:
  Migo: I was happier when I didn't know about the small-foot.
  Jeremy: Hey, so was I! Then Chris put it on the schedule and I was like "what is that" and here we are!
• At a background extra:
  Jeremy: The director said "let's animate you with an apple, so you'll look like an even bigger asshole than you already are with those mutton chops!
• Jeremy likes a Pac-Man reference but still adds a sin because it reminds him how effortless the rest of the movie is.

Snakes on a Plane

• At the movie's generic looking title card:
  Jeremy: Your movie is called f*cking "Snakes on a Plane" and THIS bland title screen gets the OK?! This title should pop off the screen with bright colors and the background should be the result of a Motley Cruë album cover f*cking with a Vixen album cover after a long night of tequila and regrettable tattoos.
• This bit:
  Eddie Kim: They say the higher you aim, the harder you fall.
  Jeremy: F*cking WHAT?!
• "I haven't seen this many unecessary bikini shots since that one episode of Magnum P.I. where...actually, every f*cking episode of Magnum P.I."
• "Good to see this guy has an emergency case of Red Bull behind the TV, just in case his Red Bull stash under the table runs out."
  • Later, when Sean is in custody and there's a can of Red Bull on the table:
  Jeremy: Man, Red Bull has more screen time in this thing than Samuel L Jackson does!
• When Clarence uses hand sanitizer:
  Clarence: We gotta make sure we got more of this, alright?
  Jeremy: So HE'S the reason I couldn't find any of this in March 2020?
• Jeremy immediately points out the lack of logic in the villain's plan:
  Henchman: I'm soaking the pheromones on the leis. This'll make them go f*cking crazy.
  Jeremy: Makes sense. I've always said that if you've done some real criminal sh*t and need to kill a witness, you just unleash a whole lot of snakes on the plane to get the job done. The success rate is through the roof!
• As Sean relaxes on the plane:
  Jeremy: "Ooh, yeah. I should witness murders more often!"
• This bit:
  Eddie Kim: Accidents happen. You sure I didn't exhaust every other option.
  Jeremy: Movie tries to justify its plot by saying that Eddie Kim did EVERYTHING to try and kill the witness. You see, he doesn't WANT TO go with option 250,000: "Snakes on a Plane" but he HAS to!
• Jeremy's comments on the Romantic Plot Tumor:
  Jeremy: Jesus. Spending this much time on these two deep throating should have been enough to give this movie a R rating. I'm pretty sure I contacted gonorrhea watching these two. GET THESE MOTHERF*CKING HORNY BASTARDS OFF MY MOTHERF*CKING PLANE!
• Jeremy groans in annoyance when two child character show up.
  Jeremy: Filmmakers and screenplay writers have taken the wrong f*cking lesson from Jurassic Park.
• This, if only for its simplicity:
  Tiffany: Hi, I'm Tiffany.
  Jeremy (sounding genuinely annoyed): Where. The F*ck. Did Sam Jackson go?
• When a flight attendent performs kung fu movies with one of the gangsters:
  Jeremy: WHY IS THIS SCENE.
• At one point, Jeremy puts canned audience reactions over scenes that call for them, like awws over supposed romantic scenes and gasps during action sequences.
• "Movie makes the terrible mistake of killing a kitty." *5 sins are added*
  • Later on, Jeremy adds 100 thousand sins' for one of the passengers throwing a dog in a python's mouth.
• When a snake kills a couple making love in the airplane bathroom:
  Jeremy: Wack Snake Moan.
• This bit:
  Ken: Mile High Club.
  Jeremy: "We here at South Pacific Air are happy you chose us for your travel needs. Our flight attendants encourage you to f*ck your brains out while on our planes."
• When a victim dies by having a snake bite his penis:
  Jeremy: We're not going to show this but I have to wonder about the poor CGI artist that had to animate this scene. Did he go home and tell his significant other: "today I animated a snake biting a man in the dick"?
• At a shot of snakes mating:
  Jeremy: ...Getting laid.
• At one point, Jeremy gets the movie confused with an installment of the Fast and Furious franchise, going on a long tangent about where this movie takes place in its timeline.
• When a passenger gets her tongue bit by a snake:
  Jeremy: Parseltongue!
• Jeremy points out a Freeze-Frame Bonus:
  Jeremy: I'm glad to see that this microwave has a "snake" setting but to have it explode while it cooks? Now I've got to go back in the woods and get another food source.
• At one point, Jeremy forgot that Sean was even part of the movie:
  Jeremy: Is it possible for a murder witness to be a McGuffin?
• As a snake slithers:
  Jeremy: What's REALLY f*cked up is that this little guy's going to end up in the Well of Souls and scare the sh*t out of Marion Ravenwood.
• After Jeremy rightfully calls out the movie for a homophobic joke:
  Jeremy: Also, Big Leroy is wrong when he says "there'll be no sucking" because that's all this movie is.
• This:
  Flynn: What was the first thing I said to you?!
  Sean: Do as I say, you'll live!
  Jeremy: What?! F*ck you. No way he f*cking remembers that.
• This bit:
  Flynn: They're really into those f*cking leis!
  Jeremy: Well, you can't eat just one!
• This:
  Tiffany: They're coming through!
  Jeremy: We can't obviously show it in this movie because of budget issues, but you'll have to trust me on this one, OK?
• As Flynn attacks the snakes:
  Jeremy: I wanted to hold off, but even for 2006 CGI, this sh*t looks terrible. *10 sins are added*
• Jeremy's comments on the famous line:
  Flynn: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERF*CKING PLANE!
  Jeremy: The line that caused a million dollars worth of reshoots and 17 dollars worth of box office.
• During the end credits:
  Jeremy: This band is named Cobra Starship. That's the sin.
• One of the outtakes:
  Flynn: Do you remember the first thing I said to you?
  Jules: WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?!
• Another outtake has Flynn's rousing speech interrupted by a shark popping out and eating him.

The Snowman

• "Luckily, the director's choice to put snoring over the opening credits prepare you for the rest of the movie."
• "Come to Oslo, where you can picnic right next to the statue depicting the great circlejerk of 1864."
• This:
  Serial Killer's Letter: DEAR MR POLICE YOU CAN FREEZE TO DEATH OUT THERE LIKE THAT.
  Jeremy: Norwegian serial killer would be excellent at CinemaSins.
• This:
  Subtitle: CITY OF BERGEN
  Jeremy: OK, so they're in Bergen now. Great.
  Subtitle: NINE YEARS EARLIER
  Jeremy: What the hell?!
• This bit:
  Arve: I went to see the pregnancy doctor.
  Jeremy: Pregnancy doctor?! What the f*ck?! Is he next door to the teeth doctor and the boo-boos doctor?!
• At a shot of a mangled body lying in the snow:
  Jeremy: F*cking white walkers.
• During a bizarre rock concert spliced in the film:
  Jeremy: People payed money to see this movie.
• This exchange:
  Harry: They found her body in Arendal.
  Jeremy: Arendelle?! Man, I knew Olaf had a darker side to him but yikes.
• The "Through The Window" bonus round, mostly for the fact that the dings are synced up perfectly to the music in the background.

Snow White and the Huntsman

• The narrator constantly making references to Kristen Stewart's affair with the director, sinning the points in the movie where it's obvious he was just trying to get her more screen time.
• "Unnecessary orders."
• "I have something for what ails you." "Haha, GROSS."
• "Movie asks us to compare the beauty of Kristin Stewart to Charliza freakin' Theron!"
• "Guacamole is not a suitable medical ointment."
• "I'm all out of f*cks to give for that dwarf that danced with Snow white that one time."

Sonic The Hedgehog

• Jeremy's comments at the Logo Joke of rings surrounding the Paramount logo:
  Jeremy: Ah, sh*t. Another f*cking sequel to The Ring. If Samara comes out of a SEGA Genesis, she's going to look pixellated as hell.
• At the SEGA logo, showing their games forming together into the logo:
  Jeremy: Jeez, SEGA. You think you have enough clout to boast a Marvel style opening logo at the beginning of your movie. Tough talk for a company who's second best movie was....uh...what's another SEGA movie adaptation? House of The Dead?! F*ck, you guys shouldn't be leaning into this self-serving logo this hard!
• This bit:
  Sonic: So, I know what you're thinking.
  Jeremy: Wow, you knew that I was thinking that starting your movie at the end, only to rewind and show "how we got here" and ACTUALLY start the movie later is the cheapest and laziest storytelling device? *ding* Also, Sonic The Narration.
• When Tom discovers Sonic's quill:
  Jeremy: Tom went to the Fantastic Four School of Picking Up Potentially Alien Things With Your Bare Hands As Soon As You Come Across Them!
• This:
  Sonic: This is my favorite guy- the donut lord!
  Jeremy: Jeez, starting at the end of the movie, a parental figure dying, primary character narration AND a cop eating a donut?! I feel like, without Jim Carrey, this movie would break the Cliche-o-Metre and we just fixed that thing after the brutal beating it got from The Emoji Movie.
• At the appearance of Zillow:
  Jeremy: Man, what weird product placement. It'd be like if Tom broke out a White Claw to celebrate his job offering.
• As Sonic watches a baseball game in longing:
  Jeremy: Envy. Hey, look, an actual sin! Somebody call John Doe!
• "Sonic gets sad and runs around the bases to create an EMP. I totally remember that from the original game."
• Jeremy adds 30 sins for the Olive Garden product placement.
• The obligatory reference to Sonic's original design:
  Sonic: Uh...meow?
  Jeremy: I dunno. I think he'd look less threatening if he had a giant set of teeth. I demand that the effects team go back now and fix the design so I can watch the Sonic of my dreams, damnit!
• This:
  Tom: Are you looking for your mothership? Because I'm not in the mood to get probed!
  Jeremy: Why does Tom assume Sonic is an alien? Sure, he can talk and doesn't look like a human or animal but has pretty f*cking animal and human-like features? Why doesn't he assume that Sonic is from some weird place on Earth like...Ohio?
• Jeremy comments that Sonic not being able to run is such a stupid development, "I'm surprised it wasn't left over from a recent Star Wars script!"
• As Sonic attacks a drone:
  Sonic: Can you believe Amazon uses these to deliver packages?!
  Jeremy: Humor that will be outdated by the time this thing hits cable.
• After Sonic throws darts rapid-fire at a dartboard/waitress:
  Jeremy: How the f*ck is she still alive?! She should have more holes in her than Sonny Corelone after the tollbooth scene!
• "Sonic is as much of a dick as Teen Groot in Guardians of The Galaxy Vol 2."
• Jeremy removes a sin for Jim Carrey's manic performance as Dr. Robotnik...then promptly gives one back when he realises he can get the same thing from watching Carrey's 80's standup.
• "This faux-goodbye takes so long, they could have time to send Dr. Robotnik an invitation via snail mail, have him RSVP, shop for a tasteful yet evil formal attire AND patiently wait for his troops to meet up at this location."
• This bit:
  Tom: -And he was my friend.
  Jeremy: THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE?! 10 sins are added.
• One of the outtakes:
  Sonic: OK, Robotnik-
  Bruce Wayne: You wanna get nuts?! COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!

Spawn

• The YouTube description gets in on the fun:
  Description: Even Satan himself is on record saying Spawn has too many sins.
• The first sin of the video?
  Jeremy: AHH! Hell!
• At a location title:
  Subtitle: Military Air Base: Hong Kong
  Jeremy: You know, it's on Main Street in Genericsville somewhere near the Unspecific Ocean.
• During the unique opening credit sequence:
  Jeremy: The Fire Tornado Metal Opening Credits of Hate made me throw up three times but it's ALSO the new name of my band so...
• Casual tarantula fun.
• After The Violator makes a fart joke, Jeremy is so pissed that he adds more than 2500 sins.
• This bit:
  The Violator: Just think of me as a guardian angel.
  Jeremy: OK, as long as we don't have to think of you as Luigi.
• One of the funniest sins ever:
  Spawn: What...is...this?!
  Jeremy: I've got to know! I've got to know! What is this place that I have found?! WHAT...IS...THIS?!
• This bit:
  Spawn: YOU SENT ME TO HELL, JASON!
  Jeremy: Movie subliminally advertises Jason Goes to Hell 4 years after it came out.
  • Much later, we get:
  Spawn: SEE YOU IN HELL, JASON!
  Jeremy: Movie subliminally advertises Jason Goes to Hell 4 years after it came out.
• This:
  Satan: When you defeat Spawn, the virus will be released, allowing my armies to rule over the world!
  Jeremy: True or false: did you or did you not overly complicate this plan?!
• When The Violator and Spawn have a fight scene:
  The Violator: I'm gonna cut you into 50 pieces! Then, I'm gonna mail each piece to every state!
  Jeremy: Oh no! The mailing's the worst part!
• This bit:
  Spawn: PUT DOWN MY DOG! NOW!
  Jeremy: Movie unintentionally inspires the John Wick series.
• At The Violator doing pelvic thrusts:
  Jeremy: How the f*ck did John Leguzamo's career survive both this AND The Pest in 1997?
• Jeremy adds 10,000 sins for the awful CGI.

Speed

• The title gets in on the fun, listing the movie as being sinned in "50 MPH".
• At the title screen:
  Jeremy: Well, somebody learned how to do 3D modeling!
• When a car flies through the air:
  Jeremy: Beverly Hills Cop-ping things!
• This bit:
  Hostage: Why are they sending cops? Wouldn't they just send repairmen?
  Jeremy: This guy would later start a YouTube channel called ElevatorSins.
• This:
  Harry: The elevators.
  Jack: The passenger cars were stopped. They checked them out.
  Harry: What about the freight elevators?
  Jeremy: Yeah, surprisingly, no one thought to check those out at all, because reasons!
• This bit:
  Norwood: Lt, we've got movement on the freight elevator.
  Jeremy: You mean the elevator we didn't check?! Wow, what are the odds!
• This:
  Jack: Couldn't have been too great, I woke up alone.
  Jeremy: Implying that a party has to end in sex for it to be a great party. Well, I'm here to tell you that the 1996 Party at Tiffany's Apartment Where Two Dudes Fought AND There Was A Public Break-Up" didn't end in sex and it was still the best party I've ever been to!
• This bit:
  Payne: I want 3.7 million dollars!
  Jeremy: What?! He wanted 3 million for the elevator bomb, why is he adding an extra 700 thousand? Terrorism Interest?
• Jeremy points out that Payne's bus plan is impossible due to all of the L.A traffic.
  • Jeremy later suggests that the movie should have taken place in Chicago instead, where this was more acceptable:
  Jeremy: Merging on the Chicago loop in a 84 rusted out Chevy Cavalier was one of the most frightening moments of my life!
• "Somehow a bus on this open freeway isn't already going 50 MPH. And people wonder why the bus is an unpopular form of transportation..."
• This bit:
  Jack: Are you insured?
  Maurice: Yeah, why?
  Jeremy: I will never not be mad that we didn't get a sequel of this guy talking to his insurance company.
• This:
  Jack: I don't care about your crime!
  Jeremy: But why? You're a police officer. For all you know, he could have killed babies or is a part of this bus-bombing scheme!
• When Annie switches places with Sam, Jeremy notes that the movie should be over and comes up with alternate versions for where the story could go such as Death taking Sandra Bullock's form to learn more about life or Keanu playing chess with death.
• This:
  Jack: There's enough C-4 on this thing to put a hole in the world!
  Jeremy: That's not that impressive if you think about it.
• Jeremy adds 10 sins for all the times the bus should have gone under 50 MPH.
• Jeremy removes a sin when Jack calls a larger passenger "Gigantor".
• This bit:
  Jack: Annie, are you alright?
  Jeremy: Annie, are you OK? Annie, are you OK? Are you OK, Annie?
  • Later on:
  Jack: You OK? You OK?
  Jeremy: There's a sign at the window, where he struck you, a crescendo, Annie!
• During the iconic scene where the bus jumps over the freeway gap, Jeremy is conflicted in adding or subtracting sins. He ends up adding 2525 sins.
• When Jack and Annie realise that Payne's been spying on them:
  Jack: Arizona Wildcats.
  Jeremy: Johnny Utah!
• This:
  Annie: Jack, I can't do this!
  Jeremy: Oh, OK! You stay here and blow up then.
• Jeremy gets frustrated at Annie's impatience:
  Jeremy: SHE LEFT THE AMBULANCE?! She waited five minutes, got bored and left?!
• This:
  Payne: It's not because you're a woman, alright?
  Jeremy: This is a weird time to assure that you're a feminist, Howard.
• When Jack climbs on top of the subway, Jeremy sins him for "doing this".
• After Payne is decapitated by a subway light:
  Annie: Where's Payne?
  Jack: He lost his head.
  Jeremy: Lines rejected from The Running Man find their way in this movie.
• The final sin, as the end credits roll:
  Jeremy: And the criminal who pulled his gun out and shot the driver went home to have dinner with his wife and kids and never faced actions for his crimes.
• The sentence? Speed 2: Cruise Control.

Spies in Disguise

• Lance knocked down a big gong earlier and placed his tiny cufflink under it, which explodes and shoots it like a rocket up the tall building and smashes through the roof, when his head would have hit the roof first. And then he's shot perfectly through a helicopter so that he can grab the briefcase. Due to all the bulls*it here even for a cartoon, this one scene gets 1348 sins.

The Strangers

• At the beginning, we get this:
  Title Card: According to the FBI, there are an estimated 1.4 million violent crimes committed in America each year.
  Jeremy: And at least 37% of them are mask based, as you are about to see here.
• "How do these assholes NOT know they're in a horror movie? Having sex in a secluded location with no security system?!"
• The Running Gag about how the couple leaves the ice cream out to melt, to Jeremy's dismay.
• "Movie answers the important question about whatever happened to The Unknown Comic."

Super 8

• When the special effects kid causes a firecracker to blow up:
  Jeremy: Michael Bay. *ding*
• Upon seeing the military approach the trainwreck site, Jeremy believes that they are the military from ET, having expanded their search to the point of entering other movies.
• "Whoever this kid is would be excellent at CinemaSins."

Super Mario Bros.

• "WHAT THE F*CK GODDAMN PIECE OF SH*T FEVER DREAM OF A MOVIE AM I WATCHING?!?! *bang!* Sorry, I just shot my television. Can someone tell me now this thing ends?" *ding*
• The Running Gag about how it's the most infamous Hollywood Box Office Bomb of summer 1993 and how it had next to no audience, culminating in a crack about "a stupid-ass end-credits scene with Iggy and Spike that absolutely no one saw in the pre-Marvel Studios era. Hell, I doubt even the ushers saw this because they were able to clean the auditorium so quickly."
• The narrator constantly yelling about the movie's stupidity.
• During the scene when Mario and Luigi get arrested:
  Mario: I'm getting arrested for being a plumber!
  Jeremy: That's plumbist. *ding*
• When Koopa grabs a de-evolution (or "Devo" gun for short) gun from one of his Goomba minions to try to de-evolve Mario into a monkey, but due to Mario dodging out of the way, he ends up de-evolving Scapelli instead...
  Koopa: Give me that devo gun!
  Jeremy: Devo guns turn humans into apes, instead of making them "whip it".

Tenet

• During the inverted scenes of the movie the timer goes down and sins get removed. The final sin tally ends at 71 when counted normally it would be 112 sins.
  • To add to the effect the "sin removed" noise plays when a sin gets "added" and the "sin added" noise plays when a sin gets "removed".
• When the building explodes then un-explodes, Jeremy is legit left speechless whether to add or remove a sin.
• Jeremy is presented with the lowest hanging fruit:
  Sator: My greatest sin was to bring a son into a world I knew was ending.
  Jeremy: Bringing a son into a world you knew was ending. (ding!)

Titanic (1997)

• After Old Rose drops the Heart of the Ocean into the sea:
  Now this is a great way to end a story. But in real life? F*ck that old lady. If she doesn't want the money, surely her granddaughter could have used it. Or starving children in Africa. Or me. *ding*
• "Even in death, this guy is a doorman." *ding*
• The April Fools "What's The Damage" bonus. Lasts 22 seconds, the remaining ten and a half minutes is just filler.
• On the infamous nude drawing scene:
  Scene contained nudity, but no lap dance.
• The video featured a bonus round consisting of Jack and Rose say either their name or the other's name. The funny comes from the backing music: the music used in the underwater levels in Super Mario Bros.
• When Jack and Fabrizio win their tickets:
  Fabrizio: I'm going to America.
  Jeremy: Discount Actual Italian Person. *ding* Also, I can only assume that somewhere in the deleted scenes is the rest of this clip, because he surely followed that up with "That's a spicy meat-a-ball-a". *ding*

Tomb Raider (2018)

• Jeremy is annoyed that the treasure is buried in a mountain and wishes that it would be buried "in a more fun location- like a Texan brothel." He then suggests a crossover between this movie and Best Little Whorehouse of Texas.
• This bit:
  Richard: I have to get there before anyone else does.
  Jeremy: So I can write "first" on it before any of the other n00bs do!
• During a boxing scene:
  Jeremy: Million Dollar Baby 2: The Lara Croft-ening.
• During a scene where Lara rides a bike, Jeremy wonders if they started the Premium Rush expanded universe.
• Jeremy refers to Lara during the bike race as "Cheater, cheater, apple eater."
• "A good alternate title for the movie would be "Tomb Raider: First World Problems."
• During a shot of islanders, Jeremy gives them an alternate backstory:
  Jeremy: Hi. We're the island crew who stands here in the middle of the island in case someone washes ashore so we can conk them on the head. We just love to conk. We almost changed our name to the "Conking Crew" but Jerry here thought it was stupid. F*ck you, Jerry!

The Transformers: The Movie

• This bit:
  Narrator: It is the year 2005. The treacherous Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet-
  Jeremy: There's also this fellow named 50 Cent on the radio who can't stop talking about how many times he's been shot.
• Jeremy's snarking about the title being "The Transformers: The Movie", culminating in:
  Jeremy: At one point, this movie's title was "The Transformers: The Movie: The Electric Boogaloo: The, Bart, The."
• Jeremy's rising irritation at all-powerful Unicron's long-distance reliance on minions instead of just getting things done himself. Also, for being a blatant Death Star ripoff.
• His reactions to the Dare to be Stupid scene.
• The final sin, when Unicron's head floats in outer space:
  Jeremy (sounding like he's going to cry): This...is...just like...when I found out that...the Iron Giant was still alive!

Troll 2

• In honor of April Fools' Day, Jeremy spends the whole video knocking sins off of the tally. Until the nonsensical ending of the movie, which he finds so sinful he sins back the negative 10,000 sins he had withdrawn, ending the count at a nice and round zero. You'd be surprised that Jeremy even had it in him.
  • The movie still earns a "That's racist" sin for Elliot's line, "You trying to turn me into a homo?"
• And then just to really drive it home, the sentence is "Trolled", with Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" playing in background. Even better, the lines sung are "You know the rules, and so do I".

Twister

• This video contains two separate references to Sharknado:
  • As one tornado appears:
  Jeremy: Tornado does not contain sharks. *ding*
  • Later, as Jo and Bill drive through a house that has been uprooted by another tornado:
  Jeremy: This is where this movie jumped the house. I mean shark. Nado. Jumped the sharknado. *ding*
• Jeremy calls out Bill's uncanny ability to predict tornadoes:
  Bill: You can't explain it! You can't predict it!
  Jeremy: YOU CAN!! *ding*
• The tornado research device is called the Dorothy and has an image on it of Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz, prompting Jeremy to remark, "Ha-ha, copyright infringement!"
• Dusty refers to the point where tornadoes can suck you up as "the suck zone".
  Jeremy: Every single conversation I ever had with a woman involving the phrase "the suck zone" has ended in a slap in the face, a restraining order, or me sleeping on the couch. *ding*
• Jeremy points out that the evil tornado chasers have black trucks: "Black trucks, black hearts."
  • It leads to this:
    Bill: Jonas got himself some corporate sponsors!
    Jeremy: Corporate sponsors are bad... brought to you by this Dodge I'm driving the whole movie. *ding*
• Another set of back-to-back instances: first, Jonas reveals that his tornado research device is called the D.O.T.3.
  Jeremy: This is like when Pixar and DreamWorks found out about each other's competing talking-ant movies. *ding*
  • Then Bill accuses Jonas of stealing his design and gets into a fight with him about it.
  Jeremy: This is like whenever Facebook learns of a new website or app with the word "face" or "book" in the name. *ding*

Uncharted

• Jeremy's rising rage at the constant abuse of physics across the movie:
  • He describes the action as the result of the director wanting something like F9 but worse.
  • When Nate leaps from a crate to another in midair:
    Jeremy: "THAT'S NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS! If you were inside the plane, then yes you could jump forward because the air inside the plane is moving at the same speed you are. But outside the plane? No dice! The sheer force of the wind alone would knock your ass back as soon as you leapt! TEN SINS FOR FAILING AT PHYSICS!"
  • When Nate swings from a rope on an airborne pirate ship:
    Jeremy: "Hang on a second." [leaves] "SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS THE STUPIDEST F***ING FAKE SH** EVER!!!!" [heads back] "OK. Um, I don't like this part."
• Jeremy making fun of Tom Holland being Older Than He Looks, especially given his convincing Dawson Casting as Spider-Man:
  Nate: "Look, I've been dreaming about this since I was a kid..."
  Jeremy: [laughs hysterically] "You were a kid, like, three days ago! Even if you're 30, and you are not 30, this is a hilarious comment!"
• The fact that Drake has a Naughty Dog sticker:
  Jeremy: Drake owning a sticker of the company that makes a video game where the lead character shares his name and goes on the same adventures as him is somewhat universe-breaking.^note Well, considering that the Crash Bandicoot games exist in the Uncharted games, Naughty Dog existing in the film isn't that far-fetched.

Unfriended

• At the Logo Joke (the Universal logo buffering), we get:
  Jeremy: With the constant buffering of this logo, it's no surprise this movie was made by Comcast.
  • Jeremy eventually adds 20 sins for the buffering footage.
• At the teenagers' technological ignorance:
  Jeremy: This movie should really just be called "Helpdesk Ticket: The Movie".
• When the unfriend option appears on Facebook:
  Jeremy: Troll credits!
• "F*cking Ken."
  • Jeremy is actually excited to see Ken's hand in a blender, as it means something interesting happens.
• This bit:
  Ken: Obvious troll is obvious.
  Jeremy: Unfortunately, Ken would be excellent at Cinemasins.
• This:
  Everyone: What just happened? What's going on?!
  Jeremy: The original tagline for this movie.
• Similar to the Paranormal Activity videos, Jeremy gets progressively angrier at the movie's cinematography choices.

Us

• After gushing about the attention to detail Jordan Peele puts into the opening shot of the film, Jeremy immediately sins it for having the wrong VHS copy of C.H.U.D. in the frame.
• At the same opening shot:
  Jeremy: This opening shot has more 80's references than an episode of The Goldbergs.
• Although praising it at first, Jeremy soon gets sick of all the foreshadowing the movie provides:
  Jeremy: Is it possible to be both groundbreaking and overly excessive?
• When Jason jump scares his sister:
  Jeremy: Kids.
• This bit:
  Gabe: Why are we even talking about anuses?!
  Jeremy: CinemaSins staff meetings!
• Jeremy refers to Pluto as "Lil Deadpool".
• This bit:
  Jason: It's us!
  Jeremy: Roll Rabbits!
• This:
  Red: The real one met a beautiful husband...but the shadow met Abraham!
  Jeremy: Lady, he's standing RIGHT THERE!
  • Followed with:
  Red: The real woman gave birth to a beautiful baby girl...but the shadow GAVE BIRTH TO A MONSTER!
  Jeremy: SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE!
• This:
  Red: Little girl. RUN!
  Jeremy: Ah, because she's an aspiring runner, right? Movie subscribes to the Bumblebee School of Athletics that Later Become Important in the Story!
• When Abraham lets out a hideous screech while in the water:
  Jeremy: Uh...polo!
• After Gabe kills Abraham with a boat motor:
  Jeremy: This works.
• When Tex grabs a poker by the sharp edge:
  Jeremy: Tex is literally too dumb to die.
• When Dahlia slices up her face with makeup:
  Jeremy: Man, these Joker previews are just getting stranger and stranger.
• Jeremy calls out a news cameraman for recording his Tethered doppleganger approaching him instead of getting the hell out of there.
• At Pluto's death:
  Jeremy: Twin Freaks: Walk Fire with Me.
• When Adelaie descends down the esclators:
  Jeremy: Man, for being such freaky hell-beasts, the Tethered have some NICE esclators! They're department store quality!
• Jeremy sins every single detail of why the Tethered's backstory doesn't make sense, one right after the other in rapid fire delivery.
• At shots of the Tethered eating raw rabbit meat:
  Jeremy: Considering the food I've eaten at carnivals, raw rabbit doesn't sound too terrible.
• The movie ends up with 69 sins, prompting the sin counter to add Nice in parathesis.
• One of the outtakes plays "WHAT IS YOUR QUEST?!" outside the Vision Quest attraction.

Valentine's Day

• This moment:
  Kid: Valentine's Day was a massacre! A bunch of people got shot and then there was a curse placed on the Chicago Cubs.
  Jeremy: This checks out.
• "Ah, yes. Nothing quite shows today's young lust like playing a Foreigner song from 1984."
• After the second obnoxious cheerleading scene in the movie:
  Jeremy: "Why is this movie over 2 hours long?", you may ask. Well, this scene says "f*ck you, that's why!".
• Near the end:
  Jeremy: "Well, at least this movie doesn't have one of those dance sequences where everyone has perfect GOD DAMN IT!
• "Ooh, look! This magical swing turns red wine into white wine!"
• The "Valentine's Day" bonus round, where the clips of people saying "Valentine's Day" gets faster and faster until everyone sounds like chipmunks. It ends with George Lopez irritably saying "I know what day it is!"

The Village

• "When Sigourney Weaver gets 4th billing and William Hurt gets 5th billing, you done f*cked up, no matter who the first three are."
• Jeremy refers to the movie as "The Smoke Monster on The Praire."
• This bit:
  Villager: Who came upon this?
  Jeremy: That's funny, my college girlfriend said the same thing when I...
  • Later on:
  August: You may try to run from sorrow...but sorrow will find you. As we have...
  Jeremy That's funny, my college girlfriend said the same thing when I...
• During the elders speech:
  Jeremy: Make The Village Great Again.
• At a second shot of a rotting dog carcass:
  Jeremy: This movie seems to really hate dogs.
• Upon hearing the phrase "Berries of the Bad Color", Jeremy defines it as follows:
  Jeremy: A new nickname for bruised testicles, the name of my new Grunge revival band, another popular spicy Albanian cola and the title of an unauthorized autobiography of The Cranberries.
• At one point, when the movie cuts jarringly, Jeremy wonders if "the projectionist skipped a reel".
• "If you took out all the pauses in the conversations, you'd be left with 20 minutes of movie."
• Jeremy wonders why he doesn't see more cosplays of Those We Do Not Speak Of at Comic-Con.
• When Lucius saves Ivy from Those We Do Not Speak Of:
  Jeremy: Deux-Ex Joanqu-nia.
• When Ivy talks about her relationship:
  Jeremy: This goes on for some time. This goes on for SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much time.
  • Later on, during the wedding dance:
  Jeremy: This ALSO goes on for way too much time!
• When the villagers return from the wedding at night brandishing lanterns:
  Jeremy: This is basically the "here we are, please come and eat us" highway.
• This bit:
  Villager: How could you have sent her away? She's blind!
  Jeremy: I said this ages ago, lady, so your CinemaSins audition is a wasted effort.+
• When Ivy stumbles her way to the exterior:
  Jeremy: Worst. Bird Box Challenge. EVER.
• Jeremy points out every single reason why the famous twist doesn't work, adding 50 sins for all of them.

Volcano

• The earthquake in the hospital:
  Nurse: I hate it when that happens.
  Jeremy: Not me, I love earthquakes, especially in hospitals. *ding*
• During the scene where a worker gets burned badly by volcanic gas, albeit on only one side of his face, Jeremy compares this scene to "a supervillain origin story".
  • "Also, Tommy Lee Jones let someone else play Two-Face in this scene." *ding*
• Jeremy thinks that Mike's Big Ol' Unibrow is uni.
• Jeremy calls out Amy's lecture to Mike about geologic events and magma, when he asks what they both are:
  Amy: It takes a geologic event to heat a million gallons of water by six degrees in twelve hours.
  Mike: What is a geologic event?
  Jeremy: Amy uses the vague term "geologic event" so that Mike can ask what the hell it is, and we can get a lesson on plate tectonics and magma. *ding*
  Amy: Magma can find one of those fissures and rise up through it.
  Mike: What is magma?
  Jeremy: (incredulous) ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?! *ding*
• A sin about the noise level of a scene:
  Jeremy: Not one single person has a f*cking radio in all this mess. How do you coordinate a job like this by yelling, when there's all this hustle and bustle (the rest of this sentence is inaudible, but is captioned) and all these helicopters flying overhead? *ding*
• Jeremy critiques part of the dialogue thusly:
  Kelly: Okay, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper.
  Tommy: I'm not paper, I'm lava. What beats that?
  Kelly: My dad.
  Jeremy: Normally, I'd just ding dialogue this bad and move on, but this is so exceptionally terrible that I think I'm gonna have to go the extra step of also saying WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOLLYWOOD?!?!?! *ding*

Warcraft

• Jeremy wonders (apart from the portal being 200 feet high if only people the size of 8-10 feet are going to cross it) if Gul'dan needed anthropomorphic life, because he thinks perhaps breeding a few million orc mice for portal purposes would've been better…not that he condones mouse murder, but thinks it would've been easier. Or using plants, even.
• This gem:
  Garona: ...For orcs, war solves everything!
  Jeremy: Even herpes?

West Side Story (2021)

• He sins the Jets for dipping their paintbrushes too far in the can and using the wrong type of paint while while vandalizing a wall.
• He overthinks Riff's line that you're a Jet "from your first cigarette", leading him to conclude that Riff is the only actual Jet (since he's the only one seen smoking) and that the term "womb to tomb" means that Jets smoke in the womb.
  Jeremy: Honestly, I've never thought Smoking Is Cool, but fetus smoking? The coolest!.
• He claims that people should have figured out that Chino was going to turn violent when he left his jacket on the dance floor, causing a tripping hazard.

What Women Want

• The first sin of the video sets the tone:
  Title Card: A FILM BY NANCY MEYERS
  Jeremy: What the hell?!
• Jeremy refers to Nick's upbringing as "something Oliver Twist would consider to be f*cked up."
• When Nick spanks a girl who just left his bed:
  Jeremy: Get ready for TWO HOURS of this sh*t!
• At one point, Jeremy considers just letting the movie play without commentary to illustrate his points.
• This bit:
  Darcy: What I learned was that any success I had was a direct result of the team of people that I work with.
  Jeremy: Regrettably, they did NOT teach me not to end my sentences with a preposition.
• This bit:
  Darcy: I came up with the slogan "come see the softer side of Sears"!
  Jeremy: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sears!] Ahahahahahahaha!
  • Later on, Jeremy also sins eBay for the same reason.
• "This smug motherf*cker owns FIVE umbrellas!"
• "A MAN WAXING HIS BODY HAIR?! How hilarious and original and original and hilarious and original and hilarious."
• When Nick electrocutes himself in his bathtub:
  Jeremy: Unfortunately, Nick survives this.
  • Later on, when Nick gets struck by lightning:
  Jeremy: Unfortunately, Nick ALSO survives this.
• Jeremy calls out the idea of people having insults in their head on the fly, citing George Costanza's Jerk Store line as evidence of the contrary.
• The last sin of the movie has Jeremy throw up over Nick and Darcy getting together.
• One of the outtakes:
  Nick: What do they want?!
  Frank Booth: Baby wants to f*ck! Nyahhhh!

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

• Jeremy calls out the depiction of the oven in the opening cartoon.
  Jeremy: Irresponsible oven company sells a product with a setting of 'Volcano Heat'.
  • Moments later...
  Jeremy: This oven has a setting that, when reached, shoots the cooked food out into the kitchen like a missile. That's handy!
• The "That's racist" line is uttered thrice, and all in response to Eddie Valiant's dismissive attitude about Toons. First, is in response to Valiant muttering "Toons" in response to Roger's failed attempts at producing stars for his cartoon.
  • Second, is when Valiant tells the gorilla bouncer at the Ink and Paint Club, "Nice monkey suit."
  • Third, is when the gorilla throws Valiant out and Valiant yells at him, "Ooga-booga!", which Jeremy says is "way racist."
• When Mr. Maroon's secretary informs him that Mr. Valiant is here to see him...
  Jeremy: Mr. Maroon? Mr. Valiant? Soon to be joined, no doubt, by Mr. Brave, who killed Mr. Innocent in the Kitchen with Mr. Noble's wrench!
• When Maroon tells Valiant that Toons like Dumbo work for peanuts and feeds the flying elephant some actual peanuts, there's this:
  Jeremy: Is this a 'wah-wah', or a 'WTF?', or an 'Oh my god I forgot my medication!'?!
• When Betty Boop explains that work was slow since cartoons all went to color, Jeremy is amazed:
  Jeremy: "Mickey Mouse started out in black and white, too, didn't he? And he's color now... is that because of an operation? Why did Betty Boop get left out of the colorization?" *ding* "Also, this makes me wonder if there are multiple differently-drawn Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse characters running around in Toontown. Do they have stolen identity conflicts?" *ding*
• And when Jessica Rabbit comes onstage for her performance, we get this Sin.
  Also, movie says it's OK to be attracted to cartoons and I am OK with that, I am NOT OK with that. Also, unrelated... I'm wondering if humans can have sex with toons? And what would that be like? Are your genitals covered in paint afterwards?
• During the expositional pan across Valiant's desk, covered in newspaper clippings he had cut himself, Jeremy focuses on one newspaper in particular whose headline reads that Goofy has been cleared of spy charges: "GOOFY, of all people?!?!"
• When the weasels are heard laughing, Jeremy remarks, "Annnd now we know where The Lion King got its hyenas."
• In response to Jessica's famous line, "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way," there's this:
  "Apparently you weren't drawn at all — you just came to life and put thousands of animators out of work."
• Sentence: Cool World.
  • This is accompanied by people chanting "It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"

The VVitch

• Jeremy's inability to actually hear/understand what the characters are saying becomes a Running Gag.
• In one of the outtakes, the scene of Thomasin's family travelling in their cart is cut short by the "you have died of dysentery" game over screen from Oregon Trail.

The Wicker Man

• When a class of schoolgirls repeat the world "phallic symbol", Jeremy adds 50 sins to cover himself legally.
• Jeremy gives a sin for the bee scene.
• Jeremy knocks off five sins for the scenes in which Nicolas Cage knocks out the women who bother him throughout the movie. Despite that, Jeremy immediately adds fifty more sins for violence towards women.
• As Edward screams "NO!!!!" when Rowan puts down the flaming torch she's been given to light the Wicker Man, resulting in his demise:
  Jeremy: Nicolas Cage. *ding*
• Jeremy laughing his ass off at the scene where Edward hallucinates that a little girl got run over by a truck... while on a ferry.
• "Mommy, do non-blonde people go to Heaven?" "Of course not, sweetie, now pose for this stock photo."
• The ultimate sentence for the film is "The dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you" and we then hear overlaid audio of the Bumblebee Man saying his catchphrase and Homer "fighting off" the bees from his sugar horde.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

• Jeremy starts off the video by noting that "he forget everything that happens before they get to the chocolate factory", spending much of the time confused over the ongoings.
• During "The Candy Man":
  Jeremy: Jesus Christ, how much candy are these kids going to eat? They're going to ruin their appetites, rot their teeth and grow hairy palms after this bacchanal!
• Jeremy gleefully points out the girl getting hit in the chin by the drawer in "The Candy Man" number.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: This guy has said "Candy Man" more than 5 times. Luckily, the children were spared of seeing Tony Todd showing up and cutting his dick off with his hook..., there's enough nightmare material in this movie as is!
  • One of the outtakes plays audio of Candyman over the "Candy Man" number.
• This:
  Grandpa Joe: He works too long for a young boy.
  Jeremy: Or at all!
• This bit:
  Charlie: I'm fed up with cabbage water! It's not enough!
  Jeremy: Dude, this will be on the menu of every hipster restaurant tomorrow and will cost 13.50!
• Followed with:
  Charlie: From now on, I'm going to pay for your tobacco.
  Jeremy: Enabling.
• At a shot of the four grandparents in bed:
  Jeremy: Are we sure Grandpa George didn't pass away a couple of months ago?
• When the Salt factory works open up Wonka bars:
  Mr. Salt: Whoever finds the Golden Ticket gets a one pound pay bonus in their packet!
  Jeremy: And so, a 7 year old Jeff Bezos develops his first ever corporate concept.
• This:
  Programmer: -I will share with it the grand prize. ...It says "what would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?"
  Jeremy: The Computer would be ''awesome'' at CinemaSins!
• This bit:
  Mike Teevee: Just wait until I get a real one. Colt 45.
  Jeremy: And then you can shoot it into the TV when your favorite hockey team loses instead of throwing a wallet into it like a little bitch!
• Jeremy cracks up at the "Not until you're 12, son" line.
• Jeremy eventually gets so bored with the pre-Wonka material that he bemoans the fact that the movie should have been an hour long instead.
• This:
  Woman: This kid's found the last Golden Ticket.
  Jeremy: Considering the international fervor over this contest, I'm perfectly fine with saddling this scene with a "Charlie and his Golden Ticket survives this".
• When Charlie runs home with his ticket:
  Jeremy: The shaky cam in this scene is so bad, even Jason Bourne threw up.
• When Charlie asks Grandpa Joe to come with him, Jeremy notes that many others wonder why he didn't take his mother. Jeremy then claims that "after that piss-poor talk last night, I don't blame him!"
• Yes, Jeremy points out that Grandpa Joe is a terrible character for all of the usual reasons.
• At one point, Jeremy removes a sin for Gene Wilder's performance. He then adds one back for the movie taking so long to get to it, then another for Willy Wonka being a "bad character played brilliantly". Confused, Jeremy decides to wonder what Wonka would do in that situation and promptly adds 30 sins.
• At the incredibly long contract:
  Jeremy: Apple Updates.
• This bit:
  Willy Wonka: In the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory.
  Jeremy: Uh...I don't know what you would call this forced migration of the Oompa Loompas, even if it was for their own safety. But thinking about it makes me uncomfortable so let's add 10 sins while I make a few donations.
• This:
  Willy Wonka: Augustus, please, my chocolate hasn't been touched by human hands!
  Jeremy: That...isn't a very good selling point.
  The Devil: Look but don't touch.
• This bit:
  Mr. Beauregard: What kind of place are you running here, Wonka?
  Jeremy: I'm not sure what's worse, that this question had to be asked at all or that it's only being asked now.
• Contrary to audience expectation, Jeremy fast forwards through the entire Tunnel sequence and only gives it one sin.
• Jeremy sins the "Condencing Wonka" meme but notes that it has nothing to do with Gene Wilder's performance.
• At the lickable wallpaper:
  Jeremy: I'm pretty sure this is where COVID started.
• This bit:
  Grandpa Joe: It's an educated eggdicator.
  Jeremy: We will work the witty wordplay while you woefully wilt away, Grandpa Joe.
• This:
  Veruca Salt: I want a golden goose!
  Charlie: Here we go again...
  Jeremy: You're right, Charlie. And if she doesn't get her way, she will erupt in anger. I guess that means that Veruca Salt is a Volcano Girl?
• During the last Oompa Loompa song:
  Jeremy: Not only is this Oompa Loompa dance in a different rhythm and cadence than the other ones, it's also out of sync and has driven me insane for years and I am so glad that I can finally sin this moment!
• After the iconic line:
  Willy Wonka: YOU LOSE! Good day, sir!
  Grandpa Joe: You're a cheat.
  Jeremy: Does Grandpa Joe seriously take zero blame for this outcome? He promptly Charlie to try the soda, so he could at least use that to try and bargin with Wonka.
• The final sin:
  Willy Wonka: That's when I knew that I had to find a child.
  Jeremy: Are you sure you don't want to strike and reverse that statement?

The Wizard of Oz

• One of the stingers: But first, you must prove yourselves worthy... by performing a very small task: "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH.... A HERRING!"
• Another stinger has the Scarecrow give off his triangle speech with audio from a Simpsons episode, complete with "That's a RIGHT triangle ya idiot!' "Doh!"
• "Why would a witch whose only weakness is water have a bucket of water just lying around in her castle for any reason?"

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• Jeremy's growing realization and horror that CinemaSins is actually Xander Cage as Cage repeatedly nitpicks and lampshades his situation.

You've Got Mail

• The video is listed as being in AOL minutes.
• The first sin, during a shot of a 90's desktop:
  Jeremy:What is it with movies with computers from 20 years ago that make them feel older than Charlie Chaplin movies?
• Jeremy immediately sins America Online as soon as their logo appears.
• At a poor CGI rendition of New York City, Jeremy quips that the producers just took the animatic from the movie.
• Jeremy adds a sin for not only making the audience listen to a dial-up connection, he also sins it for showing the connection in real time.
• This bit:
  AOL voice: You've got mail.
  Jeremy: Scroll credits!
• "Yep. This movie is made up of 70% of people reading/narrating E-mails."
• "Joe's E-mail does not contain a Nigerian prince scam."
• "Holy sh*t! That's Dave Chappelle! In You've Got Mail!"
• This:
  Kathleen: I just want to get my thoughts out to the cosmic void.
  Jeremy: Twitter.
• This bit:
  Joe: Hello, New Jersey!
  Jeremy: Acknowledging New Jersey.
• When Kathleen reads to a group of children, Jeremy sins it for "reading".
• This:
  Kathleen: What's your name?
  Joe: Joe.
  Jeremy: This would be a much better movie if Joe had amnesia and forgot about that time he went up against a volcano.
• Jeremy cracks up at the shot of an extra rotating his head for no reason and zooms in on him.
• At one point, Jeremy becomes so frustrated with the movie's pointless subplots that he fast-forwards the movie to the part when Joe and Kathleen become a couple.
• This:
  Jeremy: Has anyone recut the trailer to this movie to make it look like Joe is stalking Kathleen yet?
• This bit:
  Joe: Do you want to have lunch over there? Maybe on Saturday?
  Jeremy: Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. See, I can do literary references too!
• One of the outtakes:
  Joe: Knock knock.
  Waitress: Who's there?
  Carl Hanratty: Go f*ck yourself.

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