Funny / Cinema Sins Series and Franchises: S-Z

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Saw series

Saw

• "Human organs have always been against eBay's terms of service agreement."
• "Um, no. Yeah, he's a murderer. By law. In like every state and every civilized country... and probably even Idaho."

Saw II

• "Donnie Wahlberg's like, “Why can’t I get a call from Scorsese? I was in The Sixth Sense! Mark though the Vietnam War was still going on in 1988! Give me a friggin’ break, here!” But Donnie's at a crossroads in his career here, at a point directly between The Sixth Sense and dating Jenny McCarthy. And believe it or not, those are the only three data points we need to create an accurate line graph of his career trajectory."

Saw III

• "Ah, you haven't witnessed true cinema until you've seen one of the New Kids on the Block smash his own foot with a toilet tank cover."
• "Saw III inserts an erectile disfunction ad in the middle of their movie."
• "It takes over half an hour for this movie to Saw III."
• During one of the torture scenes:
  Jigsaw: Do you fantasize that those accountable will pay?
  Jeremy: Jesus Christ, is he Freddy Kruger now?!

Saw IV

• "When it's got people screaming and bleeding from multiple orfices, it must be Saw!"
• When the movie features a flashback:
  Jeremy: Previously on Saw II- Wait, is it Saw II? Or Saw III? Or...maybe it's both?! F*ck me.
• While Eric is being tortured:
  Eric: DO YOU F*CKING HEAR ME?! F*CK YOU, YOU F*CKING MOTHERF*CKER!
  Jeremy: Wow, Limp Bizkit concerts got ultra-terrible by 2007.
• During yet another gruesome death scene:
  Jeremy: Boy, I bet the writer's room for these movies was a barrel of laughs!
• "Saw, also known as the instrument that was used to edit these movies."
• At one point, Jeremy doesn't sin the death scenes and instead edits in cartoon sound effects to them.
• Sentence: *Being in charge of continuity for the Saw franchise* ("I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!")

Saw V

• The first sin:
  Credit: A FILM BY DAVID HACKL
  Jeremy: I'm sure Mr. Hackl is a lovely man. Why, he went on to direct John Travolta's "electric linemen are important too" opus 7 years later. However, a director of a Saw movie having the word "hack" in his name must not go unnoticed!
• This:
  Jigsaw: You must press your hands inside the device to activate the game. Your bones will be crushed to dust!
  Jeremy: FUN! Hey, remember when these movies had actual puzzles and strategies to get out of Jigsaw's traps? I mean, it was only for the first movie but it was still fun. This really isn't. This is just torture to watch.
• As Seth shoves his hands in the smashers while the penduleum comes closer:
  Jeremy: No pun intended but Seth, you're really cutting this close! OK, OK...pun is 100% intended.
• As Seth bleeds out:
  Seth: But...I did what you told me to do...
  Jeremy: You sure did, Seth. But, let's face it, no one's ever been good at getting out of these traps. You're servicing the gore more than the plot.
• "32 seconds of 'previously on Saw IV.'"
• Jeremy sins the "Cell Phone not working in a horror movie cliche", then sins "flip phones".
• When Agent Strahm is forced to cut a hole in his neck:
  Jeremy: This works. Though to be fair, it probably would. Still, what a f*cking miserable 11 minutes to open a movie on!
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Do you want to know what's in this box? TOO BAD! You'll have to wait until Saw VI for that. Worthless subplot is worthless. This scene is so useless, you might as well splice in the Thor scene from Age of Ultron.
• This:
  Police Chief: I'd like to honour the detective who has been tracking the case from the beginning...
  Jeremy: He wasn't in Saw 1 or Saw 2, but trust us, he was there.
• When Jigsaw's latest victims wake up in their trap:
  Jeremy: This movie takes 22 minutes and 7 seconds to properly Saw V.
• This bit:
  Brit: Haven't you watched TV lately?! Jigsaw's dead.
  Jeremy: Lady, I've seen 5 of these f*cking things and I have no idea what's going on in any of them.
• The Running Gag of Jeremy's increasing fury about how stupid and selfish Jigsaw's victims are this time.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: This group has been offscreen for only 6 minutes and I've already forgotten they existed.
• When Charles is blown to pieces by nail bombs:
  Jeremy: Movie kills both the most annoying and the most interesting character in one fell swoop. You think this wouldn't be a problem and yet...
• As the movie cuts back to the Agent Strahm subplot:
  Agent Strahm: When did you first meet Jigsaw?
  Jeremy: I hate the Jigsaw traps but I also hate the Law and Order Saw VU, also known as Saw and Order.
• This:
  Jigsaw: I think we're going to the same place!
  Jeremy: Is it Disneyland? Boy, I hope it's Disneyland!
• This bit:
  Jigsaw: Those that survive my traps are rehabilitated.
  Jeremy: I know that Jigsaw isn't the best source of "Rehabilitacion with the Jigsaw Method", but he's only made, what, 2 traps at this point? So, he's crazy but he's ALSO not using the scientific method and THAT'S a sin.
• At one point, Jeremy gives up trying to solve the timeline of the Saw series and declares that it all takes place "yesterday".
• When Jigsaw sets up his barbed wire trap:
  Jeremy: I can see why they showed this in a flashback in the first Saw. It's because this is boring.
• When Luba is electrocuted, Jeremy becomes convinced that she will turn into a zombie.
• This bit:
  Malick: There's blades in here.
  Jeremy: We're almost an hour and 12 minutes into a movie called Saw V. I would hope so.
• Followed with:
  Malick: Why are there five slots in this?!
  Jeremy: Well, there are five saws! Hey, wait a minute...five saws...Saw V...ROLL CREDITS!
• When Malick reveals his motivation:
  Malick: A heroin dealer offered me money to burn down this building...
  Jeremy: Wait, Jigsaw LET THE DRUG DEALER GO?! He couldn't find him!
• "Nearly a minute of these two screaming as they stick their hands in saws!"
• When Agent Strahm is squished to death between the walls:
  Jeremy: Hey, at least he doesn't have to sit through Saw VI!
• The Bonus Round of each time Strahm talks to himself.
• One of the outtakes:
  Agent Strahm: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO!
  Edward Nygma: You were supposed to understand! I'll MAKE you understand...

Saw VI

• The first sin of the video, as Jigsaw's latest victim wakes up:
  Jeremy: "Camera spins around the first victim and jumpcuts a bunch in a Saw movie" cliche!
• Jeremy expresses disbelief at Jigsaw choosing to abduct loan sharks, wondering what other victims he could have:
  Jeremy: (doing a Jigsaw impression) "You sold pirated copies of Eragon at Burger King all across Queens. Your shameful bootlegs have cost the movie industry approximately 4.5 hundred dollars a year..."
• During the opening scene [[Gorn where one victim slices off an arm and the other pieces of his chest flesh]], Jeremy retreats into his happy place, which turns out to be the ending of Armageddon. He is then disappointed when he snaps back to the reality of the film.
  • The Armageddon footage plays again when the movie flashes back to the opening scene.
• "Remember Cecil? I sinned Saw V about 7 months ago and I don't remember him. When he pops back up at the end of the movie for the payoff for this scene, I still won't remember him."
• This bit:
  Hoffman: I ask you, Special Agent Strahm...
  Jeremy: Previously...on Saw...
• As blood sprays from Agent Strahm's death:
  Jeremy: This is an equivalent of a money shot in these Saw movies.
• At a sign reading Umbrella Health:
  Jeremy: I'd take back all the sins from the Saw movies if we found out they were prequels to Resident Evil.
• At one point, Jeremy remarks who would ever choose to promote their book in the way that the news reporter does with their book on Jigsaw. The video then cuts to a 3-second ad promoting Jeremy's new autobiography.
• During the first appearance of Dave:
  Jeremy: Eddie Winslow turned into a f*cking insurance investigator. That's how much family matters.
• When Perez shows up again:
  Jeremy: Can I give a retroactive "she survives this" sin to the last movie. Because I'm going to.
• Jeremy is dumbfounded that every TV programme is talking about Jigsaw:
  Jeremy: Isn't there a Dodgers game or a Law and Order: SVU marathon?
• This bit:
  Jigsaw: Hello, William.
  Jeremy (in a Jigsaw impression ): "I decided to record this footage on VHS in EP for maximum static."
• Followed with:
  Jigsaw: For years, your probabilty formula has decided the fate of others. The healthy have benefitted while the sick have been unfairly rejected.
  Jeremy: From the beginning, there has been ''so'' much clamor for a Michael Moore type film in this franchise. Nice for James Wan and Leigh Whannel to listen to fan demands.
• This bit:
  Jigsaw: If you don't reach the end before the timer hits zero, you will never see your family again.
  Jeremy: But why did the timer start before John finished reading the rules?! William lost valuable time because Jigsaw decided not to play fair! This is a sin on you, John! Sin on you.
• This:
  Hank: Who the hell is that?!
  Jeremy: How does Hank not know who John Kramer is?! IT'S THE ONLY THING THEY SHOW ON TV HERE!
• As Hank's lungs are crushed in a vice:
  Jeremy: Like we really needed to see that sh*t.
• This bit:
  Jigsaw: Let the game begin.
  Jeremy: All he has to do is choose which person to live. It's not a game, it's a choice!
• As Alan is lynched with barbed wire:
  Jeremy: Saw VI is the most miserable experience to ever be put in a movie theatre. It's like the scene from Saw V where Julie Benz has to stick her hand in a saw blade for 90 minutes. *5 sins added*
• This:
  Tara: Maybe if we had acid, we could melt the bars.
  Brett: How are we going to move the acid? With our hands?!
  Jeremy: Dick son is dick.
• As Jigsaw places his hand in Jill's:
  Jeremy: "Here. This is how you close your hand."
• This bit:
  Jigsaw: We got it all ass-backwards.
  Jeremy: John Kramer would be excellent at CinemaSins!
• After another flashback:
  Jeremy: If you cut out all the flashbacks and Previously On moments, this movie would be 37 minutes long!
• When Debbie attacks William with a power saw:
  Jeremy: Movie takes 56 minutes and 37 seconds to properly Saw VI.
• During the carousel trap:
  Josh: It's me, Josh!
  Jeremy: Hahahahahahahaha! Movie shows Josh holding a phone and is trying to pass that off as one of William's fond memories. If it's a joke the movie's making, well done. I'm still adding a sin regardless.
• "Grabbing a corpse's dismembered hand without gloves."
• Jeremy adds 20 sins for Hoffman still putting Strahm's fingerprints on things, even after he decides to burn down the building he's in.
• When Hoffman sets the building on fire:
  Jeremy: Gaslighting.
• This:
  Tara: I can't do it, I can't kill him.
  Jeremy: It's hilarious how everyone looks relieved when she can't go through with it when her son looks like he's wanted to kill people since he was 8.
• One of the outtakes places "Goodbye Lisa. Remember as I was...filled with murderous rage!" over Alan's death.

Scooby-Doo franchise

Scooby-Doo

• Jeremy refers to the jokes in the movie as "a long stretch of fart, butt and poop jokes that would make The Garbage Pail Kids groan."
• At a Pamela Anderson cameo:
  Jeremy: The only way this movie could be more 2002 if it had Mel Gibson, Frankie Muniz and the "Dude You're Getting A Dell" guy make a cameo in this scene too.
• This:
  Shaggy: It's like a medieval Sizzler!
  Jeremy: A regular Sizzler is also like a medieval Sizzler nowadays.
• "Movie predicts the Brent Rambo thumbs up meme several years ahead of time!"
• This exchange:
  Velma: With every cult, there's always a power hungry person behind it all. A Papa Smurf figure.
  Jeremy: Wait, so in a world where Mystery Inc is real, The Smurfs are still a cartoon?! What about the Monchichis?! ARE THEY REAL?!
  • Made even more funny when you realize who produced both series. And who directed the live-action films.
• Jeremy declares the secret passages in the castle to be "balderdash, poppycock and indeed, tommyrot!"
• "Daphne the Vampire Slayer."
• When Scrappy-Doo makes his first appearance, Jeremy lets out a Cluster F-Bomb.
  • Adding onto this, one of the outtakes plays audio of the "Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show" over Scrappy.
• "The scariest part of this theme park so far has been Sugar Ray."

Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

• The opening sin:
  Title: A RAJA GOSNELL FILM
  Jeremy: When you see a name of the person that directed Home Alone 3, Never Been Kissed, Yours Mine & Ours, Big Momma's House, the first Scooby-Doo, Beverly Hills Chihuahua two Smurf movies AND Snow Dogs...I forgot where I was going with this.
• Jeremy's reaction to James Gunn's credit:
  Jeremy: F*CKING WHAT?!
• This bit:
  Announcer: We're here at the opening of the Coolsonian Crime Museum!
  Jeremy: Coolsonian.
• Jeremy sins the fact that "the original Scooby from the late 60's had better animation."
• At Mr. Wickes first appearance:
  Jeremy: Ahh! Sudden Frankenstein's Monster.
• At one point, Jeremy comments that Chickenstein looks nothing like its original design, going so far as to paste footage of the Pup Named Scooby-Doo episode next to the film footage.
• This bit:
  Daphne: Image is everything!
  Jeremy: Ascribing to the life teachings of Andre Agassi.
• When the costumes come to life:
  Shaggy: It's only a costume!
  Jeremy: Yeah but they're not now, aren't they? At this point, they should call The Real Ghostbusters and give all 3 of us that fanfic we've been waiting for!
• Jeremy's comments on the news broadcast and their manipulative editing:
  Jeremy: Even the news broadcast on The Running Man wasn't this shameless.
• This:
  Shaggy: Let's crank this investigation up to eleven!
  Jeremy: Taking Spinal Tap's name in vain.
• This bit:
  Shaggy: Aha! What are these strange markings?
  Fred: Words.
  Jeremy: SIGH.
• Jeremy adds '100' sins for all the sighing the movie makes him do.
• Jeremy notes so many errors between shots of the movie that he concludes "Maybe Shaggy was the continuity person in charge."
• "Daphne the Black Knight Slayer!"
• At a shot of an element called Randomium:
  Jeremy: Unobtainium Alert! Unobtainium Alert!
• At one point, Jeremy splices in a laugh track to all of Shaggy's jokes rather than continue to sin them.
• During the suit scene:
  Jeremy: God, I hope that Linda Cardellini got paid 20 million dollars for this movie.
• This bit:
  Shaggy: Here, drink this, Scoob. It looks medicinal.
  Jeremy: Presidental health advice.
• This:
  Shaggy: Captain Cutler! The Miner 49er! The Tar Monster!
  Jeremy: Excitement?!
• At the 10,000 Volt Monster:
  Jeremy: Man, Sony and Marvel are going to be PISSED when they find out that WB stole Venom and Electro and combined them into one being.
• When two skeletons beat each other up:
  Jeremy: Golden Axe.
• At the ghost ship:
  Jeremy: I had no idea that Ghostbusters 2016 ripped off Scooby-Doo Monsters Unleashed but, here we are.
• This:
  Daphne: Do you want to talk?
  Fred: Talking's for wimps.
  Jeremy: And for much better screenplays.
• At a fart joke:
  Jeremy: Scooby-Ew.
• During the end scene:
  Jeremy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ruben Studdard. This dates the movie horribly, but at least it's not From Justin to Kelly.
• One of the outtakes:
  Shaggy: Check out my pecs, little man!
  Elliott Richards: I guess they could get a little bit bigger.
• Another one of the outtakes:
  Scooby: This Schwarzeneggerian oaf almost killed us!
  Billy: Watch a few movies, take a few notes! IT WAS FUN!

Scream series

Scream

• Jeremy's response to the "There's a formula to it!" scene?
  Jeremy: Randy isn't fired immediately. *ding*
• At Wes Craven's cameo:
  Jeremy: Hey, kids, that's Wes Craven playing Freddy Krueger! And if you're a kid, how do you know what that means? You have AWFUL parents!
• During one blatant on the nose moment:
  Billy: It's all... one great, big movie.
  Jeremy: He doesn't turn to the camera and wink. *ding*
  • And when Sydney mutters "Oh my God..." when seeing Ghostface enter behind her boyfriend post-sex:
    Jeremy: Sydney decides to use the non-urgent way of communication when it comes to the killer coming into the room. Although to be fair, the other killer just came in the room a few minutes ago and she reacted the same way.
• "[A]lcohol is the real killer. The more you know."

Scream 2

• Jeremy repeatedly points out that the audience at the Stab premiere is way too happy and rowdy for a town where the murders actually occurred.
  • "This is the dumbest movie audience I've seen since Jackass."
• During the Romantic Plot Tumor:
  Jeremy: We are currently looking for the killer, who might be on this very tape. NOW LET'S F*CK!

Scream 3

• Jeremy sins a scene for merely having a soundtrack by Creed.
  • Jeremy adds another sin much later on for a Creed poster in a bedroom.
• This bit:
  Tyson: I want to do something like...LL Cool J's Shakespeare in the Park!
  Jeremy: One year after Deepest Bluest?! I don't think so.
• At the Jay and Silent Bob Cameo:
  Jeremy: Hey, remember when this movie crossed over with Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Do you think anyone in the audience remembered Scream 3 by the time that movie came out?
• During Steven Stone's ^note played by Patrick Warburton death scene:
  Ghostface: And that makes me angry!
  Jeremy: But how did Ghostface know that Joe from Family Guy would be hanging out in this trailer?!
  • Seconds later, we get:
  Jeremy: But how would the killer have time to send these faxes, considering he just killed The Tick in the trailer?!

  • Finally, during the outtakes:
  Steven Stone: This is Puddy.
• This bit:
  Randy: In the third movie of a trilogy, you always have to kill the villain! Blow him up! Freeze him to death!
  Jeremy: Whoa! Spoiler for Godfather III!
• Jeremy is amused at a newspaper's filler text:
  Jeremy: "Parents are advised to look out for the Megan." Beware the Megan! The Megan don't f*ck around.
• The final sin:
  Movie Credit: WITH SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY: JAMIE KENNEDY
  Jeremy: Movie clearly has a different definition of special than I do.

Sherlock Holmes films

Sherlock Holmes

• "Irene works for a floating top hat." *ding*

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

• "You know, the difference between RDJ's Sherlock Holmes and Jack Sparrow is...hmm...no, they're exactly the same character."
• This:
  Maid: He's on a diet of tabacco, coffee and cocoa leaves.
  Jeremy: Throw in some cocaine, and you've got the Mickey Rourke diet.
• Jeremy is shocked by the fact that the assassins have grenades and still can't kill Watson.
• The final sin of the video- Sherlock types a question mark after "The End" on a manuscript, leading to:
  Jeremy: Well, no. Disney owns your soul to do Iron Man for the rest of your life. So no more Sherlock. Wait...
• One of the outtakes plays 'It Feels Like Christmas' over a shot of London.

Sony Pictures Animation films

Angry Birds

• This bit:
  Judge Bird: What do you do when you find a weed?
  Jeremy:: Smoke it?
• As a bird sneezes on Red's popcorn, Jeremy wonders how "this non-Dreamworks movie got so much Shrek in it".
• "Angry Bird briefly forgets how to Bird Angrily."
• When Chuck is in therapy:
  Chuck: My poem is about a hate crime.
  —>Jeremy:: In an extremely meta moment, Chuck writes about the movie he's currently in.
• "Magic Pork: XXL."
• After Red rallies the other birds to attack:
  Red: We need some angry flocking birds!
  Jeremy:: Roll flocking credits.
• The No Visual Theatre clip at the end.

Angry Birds 2

• The video description gives a good indication as to how the video's going to go:
  Video description:: Angry Birds 2 happened. We can't any of us undo it or take it back. It's a stain on humanity's legacy forever. Because Angry Birds 2 SUUUUUUUUCKS!!
• "40 seconds of logos! Including these two Sony logos 69ing each other!
• This bit:
  Intertitle: Bird Island
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with Candy Crush Island, which you'd only need three of these bird-like structures in a row to completely destroy it.
• At birds putting up a "We Love Red" poster:
  Jeremy:: Aw, man. Auburn fans, Will Graham and Joseph McCarthy would hate this f*cking place.
• This bit:
  Bird:: Hey, Red! Isn't it funny that everyone hated you until you saved the island?
  Jeremy:: This dickhead bird sums up the first movie. Dickheadsposition?
• "If your dog is encased in a block of ice and you try to play fetch with it, you are the asshole."
• This:
  Willow:: Are you mad?
  Red:: No.
  Willow:: Because you look mad.
  Jeremy:: Because a franchise called "Mad Birds" would never take off.
• As Red pours popcorn and butter directly into his mouth:
  Jeremy:: In the American midwest, this mascitation is known as a healthy brunch.
• Jeremy attempts to sin a newspaper about Red's triumph, only to be stumped when the newspaper article matches the headline. So he decides to sin that the books on a nearby shelf have no titles instead.
• This:
  Chuck:: By the way, you mispelt heist. It's not spelt "hiest".
  Jeremy:: Huh. Why does that remind me of our Dark Knight Rises video? I guess he's so fast, he could travel through time and steal it but now I hope he references a "nipple bed".
• "The pig brought hot-tub gear...AND A THONG?! I'm convinced Chris just put this movie on the schedule to f*ck with me."
• Jeremy gets increasingly annoyed at the movie, culminating in a rant against the entire Angry Birds franchise, noting how "the video game is a ripoff of a tower defense game I played on the f*cking Apple II. These animated movies are the most generic animated movies ever."
• This bit:
  Carl:: It's called "invispray!"
  Jeremy:: This...this IS an Angry Birds movie, right?
• "Honestly, everything about these eggs on this cloud can go f*ck itself. I'm not giving it any credit at all. I hate it. Even Pete's Dragon had better subplots than this sh*t! YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME, CHRIS!"
• Jeremy goes on a 45 seconds stream of consciousness rant as the movie plays in the background, ending with Jeremy forgetting the point of the sin.
  Jeremy: Goddammit. There is no way they could get up this high this fast. And if they did, they'd already be dead anyway. This movie is SNEAKY terrible. On the surface, with a beer and a happy child, you might even be tempted to say "It wasn't that bad." In that way, this movie is like a rash that you itch so much it bleeds and then you need medicine andso you go to the doctor and the doctor's all, "How the f*ck did this happen?" and you lie and you say it was an injury related to kinky sex, but the doctor can tell you're lying but she plays along because, honestly, it's faster that way and she has a date with a Peloton salesman, and so she gives you a prescription for a cream that will solve everything but that you also forget to pick up at the pharmacy and ultimately the rash gets a fungus and the fungus gets a mold and the mold gets infected, and you end up having to amputate the entire arm but after all is saidand done you look back on the whole thing and think... "It wasn't THAT bad."
• At one point, Jeremy notes that the movie doesn't have any jokes or interesting content so "it's just like CinemaSins!"
• Jeremy ends up smashing a guitar over how angry the movie makes him.
• This bit:
  Mighty Eagle:: But I abandoned her.
  Jeremy:: So, if this Eagle asshole dumped Zeta in the 90's, why is she getting a murder boner just now?!
• Jeremy gets so annoyed with the baby birds and their plotline that he ends up sinning them as soon as they appear.
• "WOW! Look at that! A Too Many Remote Controls joke in 2019?! Hey, where's the remote control that turns off this movie and kicks Chris in the knee?!"
• "Attacking your enemies using a wide variety of jelly bracelets."
• The Running Gag of Jeremy's horror at the seal and dog romance extends even into the sin tally, where a moment from that sequence serves as the background.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

• At the Logo Joke of the Columbia Pictures Torch Lady getting crushed by a banana:
  Jeremy: Can we throw stuff at logos now? No?! Why would you break my heart like that, Sexy Columbia Lady?
• This bit:
  Flint Lockwood: Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different?
  Jeremy: (imitating LEGO Batman) Clouds. All important movies start with flying through the clouds. And narration. Wait, did I say "important"? I meant cliched.
• This:
  Flint Lockwood: Spray-On Shoes!
  Brent: How are you going to get them off, nerd?!
  Jeremy: I couldn't have said it better myself! Would you like a job with us, young philosopher?
  • Immediately followed with:
  Brett: He's trying to be smart and that's lame!
  Jeremy: Uncreative bullying; I hereby rescind my previous offer.
• This:
  Flint Lockwood: When the world realised that sardines are super-gross.
  Jeremy: Get bent, movie! Sardines are packed with nutrients, are salty as hell and you can have anchovies, BUT LEAVE SARDINES ALONE!
• Jeremy notes that Flint's laboratory is somehow larger than the Batcave.
• Jeremy pauses the movie to note if the options Flint pushes on his machine add up to the food being created. It does not and a sin is added.
• "Double-fisting the chow plopper."
• Jeremy's reaction to the Baby Brent Sardine commercial:
  Jeremy: What the f*ck?
• Jeremy decides to adds 20 sins to the film for the scene where Flint is hooking his machine up to the power station and gets electrocuted multiple times in the process but doesn't die, just so he won't have to mention it several times
• When Flint runs away from the giant fishbowl:
  Jeremy: Flint apparently got a degree from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things but survives because he got a grad degree from the Charlie Chaplin School of Ducking from Things.
• This:
  Flint Lockwood: Water goes into the top and food comes out the bottom.
  Jeremy: I could have lived my entire life without hearing the phrase "food comes out the bottom", FYI.
• Jeremy throws up at the sight of kids drinking orange juice from an umbrella.
• "This mayoral motherf*cker deepthroating bacon is my hero."
• One of the dirtiest jokes in CinemaSins history:
  Sign: INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF CUMIN
  Jeremy: Movie somehow steals my hometown's...oh, that says "cumin". Nevermind.
  • Similarly, before this:
    Whiteboard: Wash Chum Bucket
    Jeremy: My weekend to do list somehow ends up in... Oh, that says "chum", nevermind.
• Jeremy's reaction to the movie's one instance of toilet humor is to let out a flat sigh and move on.
• "The cruise ships leave the dock without their passangers and that is SAVAGE."
• "Auto-Gelatinous Axphiliation."
• During Flint's bonding moment with his father:
  Jeremy: Oh! Look in the sky! It's a giant bag of potato SKIPS.
• This:
  Sam Sparks: Waters goes in the top and a food hurricane comes out the bottom.
  Jeremy: E. Coli.
• This:
  Brent: The pizza's chasing us?!
  Flint Lockwood: Sentient food? That's impossible!
  Jeremy: Everyone here would be excellent at CinemaSins.
• "This is the most visually interesting boring chase sequence I've ever seen."
• The final sin has Jeremy note that all the food is eventually going to get moldy, thus Swallow Falls is doomed anyway.
• This outtake:
  The Mayor: As your mayor, we must take Swallow Falls from our sardine cannery past and look to the future!
  Ash Williams: Shop smart! Shop S-Mart.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

• At the movie's unique logo with the Bananostrich:
  Jeremy: Okay then. Definitely sinning that! Creepy banana dolphins with kangaroo leg. I'm pretty sure that Kangnanaphins are a sign of the apocalypse so thanks, Sony!
• Jeremy gets annoyed at the opening of the movie playing a truncated version of the first one:
  Jeremy: If you're going to spend 3% of this movie replaying the last one, then we're going to give your movie 3% of the last movie's sins. Them's the rules. *Movie ends up with 8.78 sins*
• This:
  Flint Lockwood: By destroying my greatest invention, I got something even better: friends.
  Jeremy: Are friends better than inventions? I love Josh but I'd trade pencillin for him any day of the week!
• This bit:
  Flint Lockwood: We can invent great machines like the FLDSMRDR!
  Sam: Yeah! But maybe not that one.
  Flint Lockwood: No.
  Jeremy: Why? Turning water into food is still a good idea. Scientists keep fine tuning and experimenting after failure! You think Mark Watney gave up when his potato farm exploded?! No, he tubered on and so should you!
• When Chester V arrives:
  Steve: MUSTACHE.
  Jeremy: Mustache?! I'd forgive you if you said it was a goatee or a van dyke or even a balbo, but that is a round circle beard and don't you forget it, my ignorant simian friend.
• This:
  Chester V: Even right here in Swallow Falls!
  Jeremy: It will never not be hilarious that they named this place Swallow Falls when they didn't have to.
• "And of course, the machine comes back to life. Because how will movie sequel if they don't repeat every part of the original, even if that flies in the face of the original's ending! This thing is the Blofeld of food processors!"
• This:
  Subtitle: San Franjose, CA
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with a new flavour of Mountain Dew.
• This:
  Barb: There are caffine stations every 10 feet.
  Jeremy: Sounds like Earth.
• As Steve drinks coffee:
  Steve: HOT!
  Scientist: Not too bad yourself, monkey.
  Jeremy: WHAT THE F*CK?!
• Jeremy adds 15 sins for the last 15 minutes of the San Franjose sequence confusing him.
• "Movie thinks its running joke about having people's arms do things they can't do is charming but it's breaking my brain. And I prefer my brain unbroken."
• "Tasting brown stuff that landed on your child's body."
• This:
  Tim Lockwood: I was born on that island and I want to die on that island, just like your mother!
  Jeremy: They should put that on a greeting card.
• At the new Swallow Falls' distinct colour pallette:
  Jeremy: Oh no! It's turned into Pandora!
• At a fart joke, Jeremy just sighs, adds a sin and moves on.
• When the group meet Barry The Strawberry and start screaming in unison:
  Jeremy: "That Joke Was Funny In The First Movie" was probably the working title of this.
• "The strawberry sh*ts out the USB drive, the guy touches it and the monkey licks it off." How did ANY of the animators do this without feeling the need to puke?!
• This bit:
  Flint Lockwood: Bananostrichs!
  Jeremy: WHAT?! These are clearly dolphins. Calling these things ostriches is like calling Cinemasins movie critics!
• This:
  Chester V: Stew offered by a bully can be poisoned broth.
  Jeremy: Well, maybe. But no stew offered by no one is poisoned starvation.
• Jeremy finds himself turned on by the giant Scallions.
  Jeremy: I never wanted to f*ck an onion more in my— I mean EAT an onion more in my life! Look at the size of its mouth— I mean size of it! I'm saying I would have a veggie orgy with these wild scallions. I would. I'd let these f*ckers do all the dirty sh*t too. I AM TURNED ON!!! Can't explain it. I won't defend it. I just know what I know and these things are meant to be with me!
• This:
  Brett: How do you make a gorilla stew?
  Manny: Keep it waiting for 2 hours.
  Jeremy: Movie has time for this.
• Jeremy refers to the animate pickles as Pickle Dicks.
  • One of outtakes plays Pickle Rick over a pickle person attacking Tim.
• Immediately after, while the pickle people fish:
  Jeremy: Oh, NOW I get it! These pickles are basically Minions. *10 sins are added*
• This bit:
  Buttefrog: Butter. Parkay...
  Jeremy: REALLY?! A butter/Parkay joke?! That sh*t was from 1993! There has never been a more obvious "for the parents in the audience" joke in the history of kids movies!
• This:
  Sam: We should be saving the food animals, not killing them.
  Jeremy: I see the Oliver Platt role in Lake Placid will be played by this girl.
• This:
  Brett: You just got special sauced!
  Jeremy: Weird. The dude in that porno my Uncle Terry showed me also screamed that out.
• When the group is taken away to Chester V's factory:
  Jeremy: Beakers be bigger below, but best believe Baby Brent's bulbous belly breaks beaker before boarding.
• When the secret behind EN-WOO is revealed:
  Flint Lockwood: (on a glitching VHS tape) EN-WOO! EN-WOO!
  Jeremy: Oh, F*CK OFF, MOVIE! You're trying to have some big twist moment here but, aside from this stuttering VHS tape bullsh*t, how do all of the foodimals know about this?! Are they forced to watch it when they're born? Is it a state religion?! EN-WOO my ass.
• "He's giving a speech to food and the strawberry in the football helmet is translating for the marshmallows and pickles."
• Jeremy is horrified as blueberries using their juice to paint the boat, realising that they're technically using their blood to paint it.
• When Flint puts on a cheese helmet:
  Jeremy: Packers fans.
• This Shout-Out:
  Jeremy: Oh, sure, NOW all the foodimals can talk to each other, But earlier when the movie needed suspense, it was like the Tower of Babel on this island, but with food... Tower of Babish?
• This:
  Sam: You're a monster! Those are living creatures!
  Jeremy: Well, so are regular real life watermelons.
• Jeremy sins every single instance of the final fight scene in a rapid fire style, adding 10 sins.
• At Chester V's death:
  Jeremy: This is a kids movie in name only. If you were really paying attention, it's f*cking nightmare fuel!
  • Immediately shows a plant gives birth to baby Cheespiders:
  Jeremy: NIGHTMARE. FUEL.
• After referencing Veggietales in the sins video, one of the outtakes plays "Barbera Manatee" over Barb.
• Other outtakes plays the Zelda treasure chest jingle at Earl opening a box revealing Barry.

The Emoji Movie

• The YouTube description is just "sigh".
• This bit:
  Laughing Emoji: Hahahahaha! I broke my arm! I can see the bone!
  Jeremy: Pretty sure the audience is the only one boned here, pal.
• As soon as Poop appears on screen:
  Jeremy: Ahahaha, F*CK YOU, MOVIE!!!!
• This:
  Gene: Hashtag Truth.
  Jeremy: Is there an emoji that combines anger, eye-rolling and boredom altogether? Because if there is, that should be the text for the rest of this video.
• During an arguement between Jailbreak and Hi-5:
  Jailbreak: Zip it, you fingerhead!
  Jeremy: That's racist!
• Finally, Jeremy gives up on the movie and comments:
  Jeremy: I tried coming up with a clever way to make fun at how this is impossible, but all I saw was white hot rage. So, let's just add another sin while I try to keep my blood pressure under 3 digits.
• "I swear to God, movie. Just eat Sir Patrick Stewart and die."
• When Gene defies all logic on how a smartphone is supposed to function by somehow stopping a memory wipe, Jeremy finally loses it and lets loose all the frustration that's been building up throughout the movie in a Cluster F-Bomb, which culminates in him giving the movie 100 more sins.
• At the end, when the emojis cheer on Gene:
  Jeremy: And after this moment, the emoji formerly known as Gene went on to rule Textopolis in one of the longest and most brutal regimes in smartphone history.
• "And the "Andy Garcia in Passengers" Award for the shortest cameo goes to... Sofia Vergara!"

Hotel Transylvania

• As Count Dracula sings:
  Count Dracula: Hush, little baby. Don't say a word...
  Jeremy: I'm 87% sure the pitch for this movie was "Adam Sandler singing in a weird Dracula voice", immediately followed by 400 studio executives putting down payment on pools and new breasts.
• "This movie answers the age old question: do vampires sh*t?"
• After the second toilet humor joke in a row, Jeremy switches into an old timey radio announcer voice, wondering if the producers can keep it up for the rest of the movie.
  • Similar to his Madagascar review, Jeremy eventually gets so fed up, he adds 25 sins for the rest of them.
• This:
  Count Dracula: Velcome! To Hotel Transylvania!
  Jeremy: Roll Un-deadits!
• This bit:
  Frankenstein's Monster: Watch out for fire!
  Jeremy: He says, in a room filled with lit candles.
• Jeremy is extremely confused as to why Quasimodo is in the hotel, noting that he's a human with physical deformities and that it misses the whole point of the original story for a cheap gag.
• When Dracula and Johnny are walking together:
  Johnny: Hey, is that garlic weakness real?
  Count Dracula: Well, yes. If I eat it, my throat swells.
  Jeremy: I thought Dracula hated humans. Why is he giving away one of his weaknesses to them? Loose lips sink infantile poorly animated Adam Sandler movies, after all.
• This bit:
  Johnny: Those monsters are going to kill me!
  Count Dracula: Not if they think you're a monster too.
  Johnny: That's kind of racist.
  Jeremy: Johnny would be excellent at Cinemasins!
• Jeremy refers to Eunice as the Bride of Fran-kenstein.
• During a charade sequence:
  Jeremy: If I wanted to watch someone flail their arms like an idiot, I'd just watch YouTube vloggers.
• One of the outtakes:
  Count Dracula: I haven't been out in the human world since...Martha.
  Frankenstein's Monster: MARTHA! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

Hotel Transylvania 2

• During the very poorly paced opening:
  Jeremy: After a minute of logos, and another 30 seconds of clouds, we take another 20 seconds zooming into the castle? We sure this movie isn't called "Hotel Tranquilvania"?
• When Dracula is dancing with Mavis:
  Count Dracula: It doesn't matter if he's human, monster or unicorn...
  Jeremy: Whoa, hold up, Drac! Unicorn marriage is only legal in 4 states so far!
• When Dennis is born:
  Jeremy: Dracula's Little Dividen.
• During a toilet humour joke:
  Jeremy: Just in case you were worried that Adam Sandler went off brand so far...
• This bit:
  Count Dracula: I'm his Vamp-pa!
  Frankenstein's Monster: Vamp-pa?
  Count Dracula: You know. Vampire Grandpa?
  Jeremy: Hey movie, we'll handle the word combinations here! When you've already got one person doing it, there's no need for a portman-two.
• Jeremy notes that, although the movie is well animated and has cute visual gags here and there, it's just a cartoon version of Grown Ups 2.
• This:
  Vampire Park Attendant: We had to scale it down because of, um, insurance.
  Jeremy: (to the tune of Farmers Insurance) We are Vampires! Bum, ba-dum bum bum bum bum!
• During the tower scene:
  Vampire Park Attendant: Where is the boy's mother?
  Count Dracula: Oh, she couldn't make it because she's already nutsy cuckoo crazy!
  Jeremy: What the f*ck?! That's your daughter you're talking about here. What even is this movie?!
• When the blob monster urinates in the bushes:
  Jeremy: Well, that's a horrifying sight that I will never un-see.
• This:
  Bela: HUMANS! DON'T! BELONG WITH MONSTERS!
  Jeremy: Then explain Gene Simmons.
• The final sin of the video?
  Jeremy: This sh*t somehow got another sequel.

Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

• Jeremy's rant on an anachronism early on:
  German child: I'm totally freaking out!
  Jeremy: Not only is this German child speaking English but he's speaking modern English slang in 1897. I'm now pretty sure that young Friedrich Von Crocka Schmidt here can travel through time, except if he goes forward, he has to live as a old man and if he goes backwards, as a child. So no one believes him, thinking he's a child or a senile old man. My point is that this movie is so boring that I'm already thinking up of ideas for better movies and that's not a good sign!
• "What I love about these movies so much is their casual cannibalism."
• Jeremy finally points out that Mavis looks less like a 127 year old vampire and more like "a milennial who just used a gift card at The Lazy Raven that her cousin gave her last year."
• "I think the only specific instruction Adam Sandler was given on this movie was to use the most annoying range of voice possible."
• At the Gremlin flight attendants and their wild antics:
  Jeremy: Still not as batsh*t insane as Gremlins 2.
• Jeremy is confused at the presence of Tinkles the puppy, and is immediately outraged when it turns out said puppy first showed up in a short:
  Jeremy: I Can't Believe I'm Saying This, but f***ck that puppy!
• This:
  Frankenstein's Monster: It's beautiful!
  Count Dracula: I thought you hated fire.
  Jeremy: Despite being such an asshole, Dracula would be excellent at CinemaSins. Wait, what am I saying? BECAUSE of his asshole behaviour, Dracula would be excellent at Cinemasins!
  • Jeremy later gets so pissed off at the movie, he takes back the compliment, claiming Dracula would still be terrible at Cinemasins.
• "Instead of trying to Jump The Shark, movie instead hypnotises it and rides around on its back for quite some time."
• Jeremy attempts to Rage Quit after 2 fart jokes in a row.
• At the singing Kraken:
  Jeremy: Discount Oogie-Boogie.
• This bit:
  Van Helsing: Welcome to the symphony of your doom!
  Jeremy: If you played Megadeth, you could have had a full orchestra of doom.
• When the Kraken attacks the ship:
  Jeremy: To be fair, this is my immediate and visceral reaction to dubstep too.
• This:
  Ericka: It is time to begin a new relationship.
  Count Dracula: Between monster and human.
  Jeremy: Aw, like Kanye and Kim.
• The final sin has Jeremy claiming that the franchise- hopefully- is over before accidentally blurting out how he'd like to see a spinoff based on the jazz-playing fish, virtually the only part of the movie he didn't hate. He then frantically tries to take back the comment.
• One of the outtakes:
  Van Helsing: I replaced all of my organs with technology!
  Dalek: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
• Jeremy can't help but point out Dracula's similarities to Gru.
  It's like Adam Sandler watched Steve Carrell in the first Despicable Me and said, "Hey, I can EASILY do a borderline-offensive Eastern European accent for a similarly unlikable and ghoulish character for three stupid movies too! GAME ON, STEVE!"

Peter Rabbit

• When Peter is being chased by foxes:

  Jeremy: Are they the same size? How does this work? Is there air on this planet?! YOU DON'T KNOW!

• This bit:

  Rabbit: No, no, no, no!

  Peter: I think you said yes!

  Jeremy: Peter went to the Brett Ratner school of hearing things.

• "Animation within animation?! That's, like, 16 animations!"
• Jeremy expresses dismay at three Sony logos in a row at the beginning of the film.
• This:

  Fox: Streaking! Woooo!

  Jeremy: Wait, all these animals are naked. So haven't they all been streaking? Harold and Kumar would be proud right now.

• Jeremy points out that he hasn't heard so much chicken puns "since I went to that 15th anniversary screening of Rock-A-Doodle. In costume, of course. Wait...".

The Smurfs

• Jeremy's rising anger at the movie, culminating in yet another epic rant at Chris for putting it on the schedule, just like with Pete's Dragon.
• This bit:
  Grouchy Smurf: We're all gonna die.
  Jeremy: I wish you would. *ding*
• "Look, your five year old probably loved this movie. But f*ck your five year old." *ding*
• "Clumsy Smurf Rube Goldbergs himself into the toilet which, come to think of it, is the perfect metaphor for this movie."
• Jeremy's horror that the Smurfs have entered "our world."
  Jeremy: Oh my god, they're in our world. F*ck!! I should have known this was coming, but somehow I didn't. Goddammit.
• Jeremy plugs Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog during a scene that establishes Gargamel as an Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

• Although Jeremy admits he likes the opening narration and origin story spoof, he still sins it anyway for being an origin story and opening narration.
• This:
  Peter Parker: I'm the only thing standing between New York and oblivion.
  Jeremy: Roughly 11 thousand other New Yorkers say this everyday, including but not limited to: The DA, the mayor, aggressive cops, deluded artists, agressive hot dog vendors and Howard Stern.
• This bit:
  Miles Morales: I not going through puberty... I did... But, I'm done...
  Jeremy: Movie was clearly spying on my middle school interactions with girls.
• When the other students point out that Miles is hiding in a closet:
  Jeremy: Narcs.
• This:
  Citizen: I think it's a Banksy.
  Jeremy: Banksy.
• This bit:
  Peter B. Parker: She wanted kids. I said no.
  Jeremy: As you should. Who knows what that spider-DNA could do? You could wind up with Eric Stolz in The Fly II.
• When Miles and Peter B. are snooping in the background, unnoticed by Liv and Kingpin:
  Jeremy: Dr. and Mrs. Periphial Vision over here.
• When Liv and Peter B. talk:
  Liv: Obviously, you've been glitching...
  Jeremy: Well, somebody saw Wreck-It Ralph!
• Jeremy turns out to not be a big fan of Spider-Ham:
  Jeremy: I know he's a canonical character but this is like if Popeye the Sailor showed up in The Incredibles.
• This, if only for Jeremy's incredibly serious tone of voice:
  Spider-Gwen: Can you fight with the grace of a trained dancer?
  Jeremy: Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A BOW?!
• "Like most superhero movies made these days, the final fight degenerates into a giant ball of animated nonsense."
• When Spider-Ham eats a hotdog:
  Jeremy: Possible cannibalism.

Sony's Spider-Man Universe

Venom

• "50 seconds of Sony and Marvel logos, which, incidentally, is my second favorite type of S&M."
• This:
  Title card: San Francisco, California
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with San Fransokyo, Big Hero 6!
• This bit:
  Eddie Brock: I still have that car in New York.
  Jeremy: Don't be fooled by that hog that he bought, he's still, he's still Eddie from the Brock.
• When Eddie and Anne kiss:
  Jeremy: Black valentine.
• This:
  Drake: They try to silence those who ask questions but it's really us who are changing the world!
  Jeremy: Sir, this is a Wendy's.
• "Is there a rule that Tom Hardy can only overact in superhero movies? Because I'm noticing a pattern...
• When the Symbiote possessed villager arrives:
  Jeremy: Big Riot in Little Malayasia.
• This:
  Barfly: Aren't you Eddie Brock?!
  Eddie Brock: I used to be...
  Jeremy: You could legitamitely convince me I'm watching a scene from Anchorman at this point.
• This bit:
  Drake: This is day one. First contact.
  Jeremy: Actually, it's 6 months later so it's Day 186!
• At the Symbiote oozing off a desk:
  Jeremy: This is good CGI, right? But it's also terrible, right?
• This:
  Eddie Brock: You need to find yourself another white knight, Mrs. Skirth.
  Jeremy: Like Aaron Eckhart. What has he done after Dark Knight besides White Olympus House Has Fallen Down?!
• When the Symbiote fuses with Eddie:
  Jeremy: Tag, you're it!
• Jeremy ends up cracking up at the scene of Eddie in the lobster tank and removes a sin for it.
• "Movie ends up wasting Jenny Slate and THAT is a sin."
• When Eddie and Venom fight Drake's goons in Eddie's apartment:
  Neighbor: What the sh*t, man?!
  Jeremy: The original tagline for this movie.
• "Look, there's been some decent effects in this movie but this...this is not one of them.
• When Venom confronts one of Drake's henchmen:
  Venom: Eyes, lungs, pancreas... so many snacks, so little time!
  Jeremy: So apparently, when the full Venom is unleashed, he gains an accent that Eddie previously didn't have.
• When the police shoot at Venom after he jumped into the water:
  Jeremy: At this point, you're just wasting ammunition!
• During the scene where Venom confronts Eddie:
  Venom: I am Venom, and you... are mine.
  Jeremy: Roll Symbiotes!
• At a shot of Venom licking his lips:
  Jeremy: Gene Simmons, eat your tongue out!
• This bit:
  Drake: Where is my symbiote?
  Eddie Brock: I don't know!
  Riot: WHERE IS HE?!
  Jeremy: I dunno, but I guess he's on a smoke break with the guy who was supposed to properly mix the audio!
• When Venom confronts Riot:
  Venom: We will not let you destroy this world!
  Riot: Then you will die!
  Jeremy: Yay, a fight between two evenly-matched creatures with whom we have no idea which one will have the upper hand or defeat each other. Also known as the Man of Steel Scenario.
• Near the end of the movie:
  Anne: I'm sorry about Venom.
  Jeremy: Well, I appreciate it but it's a little too late in the game for apologies, especially since I've sat through nearly the entire thing.
• Jeremy's reaction to the "turd in the wind" line:
  Jeremy: Yep, THIS line is what the fanboys' boners raging. Do with that what you will.
• At the end credits scene:
  Cletus Kassidy: I'm gonna get out of here and there's gonna be-
  Jeremy: DOUBLE SKIP!
• One of the outtakes:
  Eddie Brock: Maybe you have a brain tumor or something!
  John Kimble: It's not a tumor!

Venom: Let There Be Carnage

• When Venom declares that he will use a random mugger's decapitated head for bowling and Eddie protests:
  Jeremy: I have to agree with Eddie here. A decapitated head is a poor substitute for a bowling ball. It will be a messy pulp before you get to the third frame.
• When Carnage declares Kassidy and Barrison's wedding to be "a red wedding":
  Jeremy: Spoilers! I'm only on Season 1!
• At the Title Drop:
  Carnage: Let there... be CARNAGE!
  Jeremy: Definitely roll the credits on this bitch right now!

Morbius

• Jeremy laughing at Martine saying that Morbius splices bat DNA with human DNA.
• "Absolutely wild that this is a Spider-Man villain and not a Batman villain!"
• Jeremy wonders if the pre-injection Morbius, considering Jared Leto's Method Acting, is CGI or not.
• Jeremy getting exasperated towards Morbius being treated as a hero despite having murdered 8 people.
• Jeremy losing his mind at the shoehorned Spider-Man references:
  Milo: "Daily Bugle, please."
  Jeremy: "F*CK. RIGHT. THE HELL. OFF."
• This gem:
  Morbius: [deep voice] "I... am... Venom."
  Jeremy: "I wish you were because then I would be watching a much better movie."
• When a TV reporter claims Milo to be "Vampire Killer:"
  Jeremy: That is the worst killer name of all time. First of all, it's bland as f*ck, but second, and most importantly, taken at face value, it suggests that the killer is murdering vampires, not that the killer IS a vampire!"
• In the original release, Jeremy complains that Morbius's vampire super jumps are colored orange like his orange prison jumpsuit, whereas when he's in his black outfit the jumps are colored purple.
• The sheer exasperation towards the final battle:
  Jeremy: "Guys... I no longer know what's going on."
• In a meta example, the fact that CinemaSins decided to re-release the video nine days after the original release, albeit with a couple allusions to the film's memes such as "It's Morbin' time!" and "This is one of the movies ever", in mockery of the film's own theatrical re-release.

Space Jam series

Space Jam

• The first sin:
  Jeremy: We can't play the song, and in this case I'm happy not to share it. Anyway, starting a movie off with a hit song by R. Kelly sure felt good back in 1996. But his sins cannot be forgiven.
• "Giving Bugs Bunny an acting credit."
• At the credit for the writers:
  Jeremy: It somehow took 4 writers to write a script about animated aliens playing basketball against the Looney Toons and Michael Jordan.
• This bit:
  Smackheimer: You said you needed things that were looney, looney, looney!
  Jeremy: These characters are 50-60 years old at the time this movie came out. THAT'S your idea for new attractions?! Why would they excite the teenagers there anyway?!
• The Running Gag of Jeremy pointing out the bad effects begins early on in the movie, when he bemoans that you can see the crashpad Stan falls into at the baseball game.
• When the Nerdlucks travel to the toon dimension, crashing into the WB logo:
  Jeremy: WB foreshadows its future as a useless membrane, trapping its intellectual property in a void at the center of the Earth.
• Immediately followed with:
  Jeremy: Also, these alien assholes somehow found Hollow Earth before the guys in Godzilla vs Kong did!
• This bit:
  Porky Pig: Stop this cartoon!
  Jeremy: So, I'm guessing cartoons in this world are broadcast live? Do the Roadrunner and Coyote perform an episode you've seen 20 times already live to perfection?
• Jeremy wonders why Elmer Fudd and Sylvester are included in the planning process, noting that they are easily fooled time and time again.
• This bit:
  Bugs Bunny: We challenge you to a basketball game.
  Jeremy: Yeah, I know the reason why they chose it but it isn't the most logical choice. Why not track? They have Roadrunner, the Tasmanian Devil, even Bugs himself is pretty fast. If he isn't facing Cecil Turtle and being stupid, he's really fast.
• This:
  Nerdluck: I got it. I got his talent.
  Jeremy: This asshole Danny Ainge thinks that he can just jump into Charles Barkley's body and find something intangible like talent and- oh, my mistake. That's not Danny Ainge. That's clearly Kurt Rambis.
• When Shawn Bradley loses his talent and slowly lurches across the court:
  Jeremy: Movie saves money by using actual footage of Shawn Bradley from a number of NBA games!
• Jeremy cracks up at Bugs' initial team for basketball, noting that he somehow chose Tweety Bird out of all of them.
• When Bugs directs Michael to the toon dimension:
  Jeremy: Magnets clearly do not work this way, so I guess the ICP is writing this movie. But, let's forget about that and talk about how poorly animated this golf ball is. It looks like a ping pong ball!
• This:
  Michael Jordan: You're a cartoon. You're not real.
  Jeremy: "OK, guys, we somehow got Michael Jordan to be in our animated basketball movie. What's the first thing he should say to Bugs Bunny?" "I know, sir! 'You're a cartoon, you're not real'!" "Holy sh*t, Johnson! That's the first thing someone would say when they meet a cartoon character! Aren't you the one who pitched 'you're a cat, cats don't talk' to the talking cat movie we made? YOU ARE A GENIUS!"
• When Bugs kisses Michael:
  Jeremy: Sexual Hare-rassment.
• When Porky Pig pulls out a 11 sign:
  Jeremy: Looks like Porky Pig went to the Nigel Teufel of numbering.
• Jeremy adds 100 sins to the light tone the movie takes on slavery.
• This bit:
  Sylvester: We've got balls!
  Jeremy: Showing your balls in public.
• When the Monstars arrive:
  Michael Jordan: Who are these guys?
  Jeremy: Bugs literally told you who they were a few minutes ago.
• This bit:
  Michael Jordan: Has anyone here even played basketball?
  Jeremy: Things Lebron said to the Caveliers in his second stint in Cleveland somehow travels through time and gets placed into the script.
• This:
  Lola: Don't ever call me doll.
  Jeremy: Movie really goes out of its way to over-sexualize a cartoon rabbit and bookend the interaction with a metaphorical erection.
• Lola's sudden exit from the movie reminds Jeremy of a scene from "Trouble in the Curve", causing him to rant about the movie while Space Jam footage plays in the background.
• As Bugs and Daffy search Michael's house, if only for Jeremy's tone of voice.
  Jeremy: The rest of this house is Colonial Revival whereas this room is Elizabethan. Make up your mind, Michael!
• This bit:
  Bugs Bunny: What kind of Mickey Mouse organisation would name their team The Ducks?
  Jeremy: Oh, I know! The University of Oregon!
• This:
  Stan: Do you know your friends are cartoon characters?
  Jeremy: That's cartoonist!
• When the basketball game begins:
  Jeremy: This game is 99% dunking! That's like a pop song that's all chorus!
• As Bugs rides around on a moped:
  Jeremy: NBA rules state that you cannot use a motorised vehicle at any time during a game, even exhibitions. Why didn't you try this in the first half anyway?
• The Running Gag with Jeremy being dumbfounded at how the scoring system works.
• At one point, Jeremy compares Michael Jordan's line delivery to that of Ed Wood movies. He then takes it back, noting that Ed Wood could get decent performances once in a blue moon.
• This bit:
  Daffy Duck: You got anymore of that secret stuff?
  Michael Jordan: That secret stuff? It was just water.
  Jeremy: You're supposed to tell them that AFTER the game, asshole!
• Jeremy loses it when Bill Murray shows up:
  Jeremy: How in the F*CK did Bill Murray know this game was going on down here?! And why does he show up with literally 10 seconds to spare?!
• Jeremy cracks up at the crowd of the baseball game:
  Jeremy: This guy couldn't care less that an alien spaceship is landing, this woman is looking in the wrong direction and this guy is literally staring right into the camera!

Space Jam: A New Legacy

• Although Jeremy sins the movie for having only 17 seconds of logos, he comments that he wants to see a movie with ZERO seconds of logos.
• An appearance by a Game Boy has Jeremy wax nostalgic about the system before snapping out of it and giving the movie a sin.
• When a young Lebron misses a shot:
  Jeremy: See, this is why it's good to turn into a werewolf before the game. It also helps with getting girls but we'll talk about that when you get older.
• When Bugs Bunny appears on the Game Boy screen:
  Jeremy: Jumanji: Welcome to the Space Jam.
• This bit:
  Lebron James: Ball.
  Jeremy: Lebron is trying to teach his kids personal responsiblities while also having this automatic ball dispenser.
• After Darius gets hit with a basketball and falls to the floor:
  Jeremy: Seems to me the screenwriters forget which characters are supposed to be looney in this thing.
• This:
  Lebron James: Can't be great without putting in work.
  Jeremy: I'm sure his basketball coaches told him this many times. His ''acting'' coaches, on the other hand...
• This bit:
  Subtitle: Burbank, California
  Jeremy: In case you confused it with American Plant Breeder, Luther Burbank.
• As soon as Al-G appears:
  Jeremy: Aw, they dragged poor Oscar winner Don Cheadle into this, didn't they?
• The montage of all the times "algorithm" is said in the film.
• An unexpected reference:
  AL-G: All my life, I've been living in the server verse. If only they knew what I could do
  Jeremy: If only I could live '''up theeeeeeere'''!
• Jeremy refers to WB Mail:
  Jeremy: Well, I didn't think any website could have a sh*ttier interface than Yahoo but this WB Mail is giving it a run for its money. Well, if Yahoo had any money, that is...
• This:
  Lebron James: Did you say, "please, dad, dab"? *dabs*
  Jeremy: I think it's safe to say that we're just going to sin this straight up.
• Jeremy sins every instance of the WB logo's appearance in the film.
• This bit:
  AL-G: Who dares disturbs the Great and Powerful Al-G?!
  Jeremy: Not content to jerk off their own array of content, WB decides to poach some references from a beloved MGM property because they paid good money for that sh*t in the late 90s and it somehow still hasn't been the financial windfall they've expected.
• "No Space Jam movie is complete without a pass through the Looney Tunes sphincter."
• This:
  Lebron James: I'm shorter than Kevin Hart!
  Jeremy: "Kevin Hart is short, therefore unworthy of finding love" cliche.
• When Bugs Bunny finally appears:
  Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc?
  Jeremy: What an absurd way to greet someone. Bugs hasn't even asked him for his medical licence or board certification.
• This:
  Bugs Bunny: So, what brings you to Tune World, doc? Run out of teams to play for?
  Jeremy: Bugs would be a Dan Gilbert at Cinemasins.
• At a "Charles, Ray" setting on a raygun:
  Jeremy: What does this setting do? Does it make you blind? Does it make you black? Does it make you an incredibly talented at music? If you're going to flash this setting, I need some clarification.
• This bit:
  Marvin the Martian: You have made me very angry.
  Jeremy: The reaction of everyone not involved in this movie leaving the theatre.
• After a Star Trek TOS reference:
  Jeremy: Oh yeah, all the kids in the audience loves this Shatner as Captain Kirk impression. Lights up the eyes of the 7 year olds, that does.
• This:
  Lebron James: Got to start with Superman. Man, I could have used him on the Cavs.
  Jeremy: I'd say this is throwing unnecessary shade on Kylie Irving but I'm pretty sure Irving doesn't believe in movies so he will never see this.
• Jeremy cracks up at Batman being on LeBron’s list:
  Jeremy: Batman is 4th place on your list?! I mean, if you head him to fight some criminals or base jump from the Eiffel Tower, he's your man but can you imagine him on a basketball court? Never mind the lack of mobility, his court vision in that cowl would be non-existent!
• Jeremy sins the Batman scene twice: once for disrespecting Robin and second for LeBron not knowing that superheroes stop crime.
• When the Roadrunner appears in Mad Max:
  Jeremy: I just sighed so hard, I knocked my television off its mount.
• During the Matrix sequence:
  Jeremy: Make a movie for kids, then have realistic bullets fired at Speedy Gonzales.
• This:
  AL-G: I'm amazing you made this all by yourself, Dom.
  Jeremy: This movie says "Dom" so much, it makes me wonder if they're trying to capitalise on the Fast and Furious fandom.
• Jeremy sins Left handed people.
• When all of the WB characters appear at the game:
  Jeremy: I know this is when everyone says "oh, it's like Ready Player One", especially because the Iron Giant is here but HOLY F*CK, THIS IS EXACTLY LIKE READY PLAYER ONE! Did no one on the crew ''see'' that movie?!
• This:
  Ernie Howard: It seems like we're inside some kind of virtual basketball game.
  Jeremy: This isn't a proper Roll Credits moment like Will Smith asking if they were some kind of Suicide Squad but it's close enough to where I can say Roll credits!
• The background cameo of Alex DeLarge and his droogs gets 1000 sins.
  • Later, Daffy rapping is cut off before it could begin and gets 200 sins.
  Jeremy: Just when you thought there was no bottom to this movie, it sinks right into hell.
• This:
  Tweety: You're a bad dad.
  Jeremy: Tweety Bird survives this.
• When the Toon Squad and the Goon Squad run towards each other:
  Jeremy: Scene does not take place on an abandoned airfield in Germany.
• This bit:
  AL-G: You and me...we can just keep on doing this again and again and again forever and ever and ever for all eternity.
  Jeremy: Movie steals part of my wedding vows and I spent a long time thinking them up, damnit!
• The final sin:
  Jeremy: Hey, this movie didn't take place in space either!
• The Bonus Round of everytime "Dom" is said, adding over 80 sins.

Spider-Man Trilogy

Spider-Man

• After Peter mocks Bonesaw's costume, asking if "[his] husband" made it for him:
  Jeremy: That's racist. *ding*
• "Cop reprimands citizen for not doing cop's job."
• When Peter flashes back to letting the robber go into the elevator... and it's clearly a different take of the scene:
  Jeremy: (plays the remembering scene against the actual scene) Peter remembers this wrong. *ding*
• "He stinks, and I don't like him." "Average everyday YouTube commentator."
• Jeremy refers to J. Jonah Jameson's newspaper office as a "ADHD Funhouse".
• As Jeremy points out, Sony forgot to remove the ING Lion logos from what is meant to be the Oscorp building.
• This:
  Harry: You should know I'm crazy about her. It's just, you know, you never made a move.
  Jeremy: Bro code violation in all fifty states, fu*ker. *ding*
• When Green Goblins tries invoking the Superhero Paradox to get Peter to join him:
  Jeremy: Or... you could kill Spider-Man now...
• How bad does Jeremy think "It's you who's out, Gobby. Out of your mind!" is? He sins it without stopping the scene or even saying a word.
• This:
  Aunt May: You're not Superman, you know.
  Jeremy: DC Comics. *ding*
• After Mary Jane kisses Peter, and starts to make a connection between him and Spider-Man:
  Jeremy: Right, because you recognize the kiss, but not the voice. That completely makes sense. *ding*

Spider-Man 2

• Jeremy gets slightly annoyed by Octavius throwing aside perfectly working inventions in favour of what is ultimately his failed fusion experiment.
  Yet another amazing invention brushed aside like it’s nothing. What other great discoveries has Otto Octavius made and tossed aside on his path to fusion? “You see, using the inhibitor chip gives you cancer, so I had to cure that before proceeding with my research.
• When Doc Ock wakes up in the hospital, screaming, "NO!!!!!!!!"
  Jeremy: We interrupt this Spider Man movie to bring you Revenge of the Sith. *ding*

Spider-Man 3

• The last sin:
  Peter: ...whatever battle is raging inside us, we always have a choice. My friend Harry taught me that. He chose to be the best of himself.
  Jeremy: Only after finding out that you didn't kill his father. *ding*

Star Trek films

Star Trek: The Motion Picture

• The first appearance of Stephen Collins (who in 2014 confessed to pedophilia) just has Jeremy remark "Well, this is awkward."
• "Victory fart."
• Jeremy's generally irreverent attitude towards Star Trek (he describes himself as a 'casual fan'), which acts as an amusing counterpoint to how seriously the films take themselves. Particularly, his surprise here that William Shatner's infamous tendency to randomly pause in sentences wasn't exaggerated.
• The Enterprise's overly long reveal is described by Jeremy in the same vein as a porno for you to masturbate to.
  Jeremy: Man...do they ever give you time to stroke it during this scene.
  • Followed by much grumbling commentary re: the legendarily overlong shots designed solely to show off the special effects. Doesn't help that said effects, while top-of-the-line for the late 70's, are pretty embarrassingly crude today.
• Jeremy noticing the weirdness that was Bones repeatedly entering and exiting the bridge without any lines.
• Jeremy also not failing to note the weirdness that is the Ilia-bot's newly skimpy attire.
  Jeremy: Look, just as a practical matter, she left the ship in a Starfleet uniform, and she returned into a sonic shower in a... white mini-dress straight out of my pre-teen fantasies? One thing's for sure: this alien is a teenage boy.
  • As Spock proposes 'a thorough examination of this probe':
  Jeremy: Admit it, you just wanna see the sexy android naked.
  • The Ilia-bot says she's completed her survey mission:
  Jeremy: I'm really glad this unfeeling alien entity, whatever it is, decided to keep Ilia's high heels on during the information-gathering process, for utmost sexiness.
• One of the outtakes adds the sound of a Kool-Aid Man commercial, including the "Oh yeah!", to the scene where the V'Ger-controlled Ilia breaks through a wall.
• In another stinger, as per the running gag of Jeremy including audio of Galaxy Quest with the film clips, on the teleporter malfunction killing the cheap Vulcan replacement for Spock:
  Starfleet Crew Member: Enterprise, what we got back didn't live long. (As Teb) And it exploded.

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Jeremy: Khan. *ding*

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

• The repeatedly dashed hope Jeremy has that the Search for Spock ends quickly.
• Jeremy calls out Kirk for mocking the USS Excelsior on the grounds that it will save his ass three movies later.
• Jeremy gleefully points out how mind-melding just got sexier when Spock's father mind-melds with Kirk.
  • Also: "Sarek is getting more free homemade porn right now with green aliens than I ever will."
• Jeremy calls out the Vulcan temple acolytes for not being more impressed with having pulled off the fal-tor-pan (basically, the glorified mind meld that reunites Spock's mind with his body).

Star Trek: Insurrection

• Jeremy being so horrified by Riker's clean-shaven face he actually resorts to scribbling beards on Riker for the rest of the video.

Star Trek (2009)

• This video was first to have the "eat/bite/hold an apple/carrot to make someone look like even more of an asshole".
  Jeremy: Did Kirk bring an apple to the simulator because he was hungry, or to make him look like an asshole?

• Jeremy's comment on how the Vulcans keep discriminating Spock because of his human mother:
  Jeremy: Seriously, are Vulcans like secret KKK members? Did the pointy ears take the place of pointy hats?

Star Trek Into Darkness

• On Harrison revealing his real name:
  Harrison: My name... is... Khan.
  Jeremy: Surprise! But only if you're four. *ding*
• One of the stingers/outtakes features the "My name is Khan" scene and puts Eminem's "My Name Is" song over it. It proved so hilarious and popular that they uploaded a 20-minute loop of the clip.

Star Trek Beyond

• On the subject of Kirk and Bones assuming Chekov would be "a vodka guy"?
  Jeremy: That's Russist. *ding*
• On Krall's (aka Edison) demise when his corpse is disintegrated by the super weapon in space:
  Jeremy: This guy is getting hoisted by his own petard. *ding*

Star Wars franchise

• The prequel trilogy is presented in two videos each. There were genuinely too many sins to fit just one.

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

• Instead of the standard "In (Blank) Minutes," the title says "Yousa Gonna Watcha Lotsa Minutes!"
• "I got a bad feeling about this."
  Jeremy: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE. (Ding) Also, Liam Neeson isn't killing anyone in this scene. (Ding)
• Jar Jar instantly gets 100 sins just for appearing.
  • Later on in the video, he receives 100 for farting.
• Jeremy points out the Rewatch Bonus of noticing that the Queen Amidala we see captured is not Natalie Portman but Keira Knightley. But then Jeremy questions why you would be rewatching The Phantom Menace to notice such things. Which he counts as a sin.
• "Alien rat carcasses, here... get your alien rat-carcasses here!!"
• "Padme goes from maternal figure in this film to sexual partner in the next (*CLAP*), like that! And that is creepy as f*ck!"
• During Amidala and Palpatine's conversation, Jeremy suddenly falls asleep during the middle of a sin narration.
• When Jar Jar is told that he will be granted a military position:
  Jeremy: Well, he certainly is qualified!
• "Everything this scene is...and represents."
  • "Also, in the span of six seconds, Jar Jar hits more targets than all the Stormtroopers in the entire Star Wars franchise combined... and ON ACCIDENT!"
• In one of the stingers:
  Queen Amidala: I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.
  Aragorn: Open war is upon you, whether you risk it or not.
• In another stinger, where they combine Viceroy Gunray's "Now there are two of them." line with endings of the trailers of Double Impact and Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

• This gem:
  Padmé: Ani, you'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine.
  Jeremy: So, let's have kids together. *ding*
• When Jango and Zam discuss their next attempt to kill Padme:
  Jango: We'll have to try something more subtle this time, Zam.
  Jeremy: WHY?!? *ding*
• At the clone training facility on Kamino:
  Lama Su: "We take great pride in our combat education and training programs."
  Jeremy: "But we don't spend much time on aiming practice."
• "WHO SENT YOU, PROBE?!"
• When Zamm Wessel briefly transforms into her alien form:
  Jeremy: WHAT?! *ding*
• On the Acklay and the other arena creatures:
  Jeremy: I might be scared of these things if they didn't look like Tex Avery drawing put into the Weird Science machine and donated to the the Umbrella Corporation. *ding*
• On the Nexu slashing at Padme, resulting in her sleeve tearing off, and baring her midriff:
  Jeremy: This creature basically didn't want to kill Amidala, just make her sexier. *ding*
  • When Padme jumps off the pillar and onto the Reek being controlled by Anakin...
  Jeremy: OW, MY VAGINA!!! *ding*
• When Mace decapitates Jango Fett:
  Jeremy: Jango Unchained. *ding*
  • Jeremy wonders aloud if Boba would be more traumatized or mildly amused if his father's head fell out of his helmet.
    Jeremy: Cause...come on. That's funny! *ding*
• When Padme notices Yoda and the other troopers off-screen in the air about to save them from the battle droids:
  Amidala: Look!
  Jeremy: Eagles? *ding*
• Guess what audio is used for the total sin tally. (Sentence: De-limbed)
  Black Knight: Tis but a scratch!
  Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
  Black Knight: No it isn't.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

• Jeremy's subtitles for Anakin and Padme's conversation.
  Anakin: Senator, you have my undying gratitude.
  Senator, I'm going to give you a tremendous porking when I get home.
  Padme: No, Master Skywalker, it is I and the Republic who owes you thanks.
  Sweet, I've been doing my Kegels.
• Jeremy's snark when Ahsoka complains about the rear deflector shields still being down.
  Jeremy: Despite a massive amount of fire, these assholes couldn't hit the ship if Anakin stopped in midair and built another ship on top of it. (ding)

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

• The video title reads it as running for "it's almost over minutes".
• "Get."
• Jeremy gets increasingly frustrated by the amount of limbs getting cut off to the point of wondering if George Lucas had a fetish for such things.
• "What sort of nonsense is this?"
  Jeremy: George Lucas films his actors speaking in private.
• Jeremy sins love.
• "CGI is fun!! Wheeeeeee!"
• This:
  C-3PO: I feel so... helpless.
  Jeremy: You mispronounced "pointless".
• "This movie does more to tear DOWN the lore of how powerful Jedi are than it does... ANYTHING else."
• This:
  Padme: So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause.
  Jeremy: (chokes on something, then says...) Sorry... something really stupid stuck in my throat there... carry on.
• "Obi-Wan brings Padme to the lava planet for his kill of Anakin because... what could possibly go wrong?"
• Jeremy rags on Padme's infamous line, "Anakin, you're breaking my heart!"
  "Why do we hate this line so much? Is it because the badass character Padme we see in Phantom Menace going around leading an assault on the viceroy has become a lump of melodramatic mush?"
• This:
  Anakin: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!
  Jeremy: Discount What Jesus Said.
• Jeremy criticizes the climactic battle between Obi-Wan and Anakin as "the let-downiest of all let-downs." One standout moment for him is the moment where a tower they are on falls in the lava:
  "How fortunate is it that this tower stays upright while floating down a river of lava it's being consumed— oh, f*ck it. My lack of interest should be BEYOND obvious right now. Just... tell me when it's over."
  • "This is supposed to be epic, but it feels like a guy who just learned After Effects creating his own fan fiction and sharing it on YouTube, which was founded the very year this came out. COINCIDENCE!?"
  • The fight goes on for so long that Jeremy falls asleep briefly.
• In reaction to Yoda confronting the Emperor:
  Emperor: At last the Jedi are no more.
  Yoda: Not if anything to say about it I have!
  Jeremy: Good job, movie, you made me want Frank Oz to shut up... somehow.
• Twice, Jeremy sins Obi-Wan's line: "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!" First...
  "Yep, movie about superhero Jedi freaks that can leap small buildings will now somehow be decided by a couple of feet above sea level, because... Sun Tzu!"
  • Second...
  "So did Darth Maul, and you saw how that turned out."
• As Padme delivers her twins before expiring, she immediately names them Luke and Leia, which Jeremy thinks is simply unnatural: "It's like Lucas said, 'No one will know who these kids are! Better have Padme name them as soon as they pop out!'"
• In response to Anakin's, now Darth Vader's, infamously melodramatic Big "NO!" after he learns that he killed Padme...
  "Yes?... I mean... no."
• At the very end, Jeremy thinks there are still some loose ends that they never tied up before the original trilogy, which is set some 20 years after the prequel trilogy:
  "What about Luke's puberty? What about Leia's struggle with why her parents' castle has a ballroom but never has any balls?"
• In Part 1 of the video, Jeremy accuses Grievous of sounding like Serris, the main villain of Galaxy Quest. He then continues this gag in the last stinger in the Part 2 video, where he takes Grievous's line about being trained in the lightsaber combat by Count Dooku and replaces it with this line:
  "DELIVER THE DEVICE TO ME, or I will destroy your ship!"

Rogue One

• Right off the bat, we get this:
  Jeremy: From what I understand, this is the story about the people who steal the Death Star's plans. I wonder if they'll succeed? I haven't felt this much suspense since Titanic.
• This:
  Jeremy: In-story Stormtrooper toys are both way larger and cooler than any toys I had as a kid in the 80's.
• Upon seeing CGI Tarkin:
  Jeremy: AHHHHHHH! TERRIFYING CGI DECISIONS!
• "Callback to A New Hope is callback."
• "Holoporn."
• This:
  Darth Vader: Be careful not to...choke on your aspirations, Director.
  Jeremy: Little known fact, Darth Vader spent some time as James Bond from 1960-1962.
• When a Stormtrooper sees a Rebel ship, Jeremy gives the character an interesting backstory...
  Jeremy: Well, I probably SHOULD shoot this ship down, but I'm upset that Gary got promoted over me. Stupid Gary.
• "Well, well, well. Hoisted by his own Death Star."
• Upon seeing CGI Leia:
  Jeremy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CGI DECISIONS EVEN MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE LAST ONE!!
• Jeremy's reaction to the final line of the movie.
  Leia: Hope.
  Jeremy: AHHHHHHHHH, F*CK YOU, MOVIE! Did you know the original movie's called A New Hope?! Hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope hope! Bob Hope! Hope Solo!
• A true Black Comedy example: The last stinger is of Bail Organa telling Mon Mothma that he can trust his emmisary (Leia) with his life. Cut to Alderaan being blown to space dust by the Death Star.

Solo: A Star Wars Story

• Jeremy immediately sins the movie for not having the iconic Star Wars opening crawl.
• At the opening title, we get:
  Jeremy: The fact that they have to add "A Star Wars Story" to the end of this movie title is infuriating. Like we need to know Han Solo is part of the Star Wars universe. Or maybe they didn't want it to be mistaken for a reboot of that sh*tty Mario Van Peebles cyborg movie? Hahahahahaha. Mario Van Peebles.
• At a shot of the dice on the Millenium Falcon:
  Jeremy: Ah, the dice. The dice that has been SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT to all the movies up until today.
  • Much later in the movie, we get:
  Jeremy: The f*cking dice are back.
• When Han performs a drift move with a hovercraft:
  Jeremy: Solo: A Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift Story.
• "It's at this scene that I realise this has been a really slow moving chase scene. I haven't been this interested since that chase scene in Mitchell."
• After a scene reminds Jeremy of The Last Jedi, he sins it twice, once for the scene itself and once for reminding him of The Last Jedi.
• The scene where Han Solo gets his name by accident causes Jeremy to let out a "Givemeagoddamnf*ckingbreak!", all in one word. He then follows this up with Roll-o Solos!
• This:
  Beckett: Get this mouthy scooch away from me!
  Jeremy: A "mouthy scooch" is all of the following: a hilarious insult, a Canadian insult for a yappy dog, a popular spicy cola from Albania AND the name of my new R-rated ska band.
• This bit:
  Han Solo: I've waited a long time for a shot like this. I'm not going to blow it!
  Jeremy: Since Han is sitting by the fire, his palms must be sweaty. His knees must also be weak, those arms definitely looks heavy and- wait, what's that on his sweater? Mom's spaghetti?
• Jeremy sins the movie for killing off Rio way too early.
• When Beckett jumps off a transporter:
  Jeremy: Huh, I guess White Men CAN Jump.
• "F*cking fuel!"
• This:
  Beckett: We were hired by Crimson Dawn!
  Jeremy: Isn't that the terrorist organisation Hans Gruber read about in Time Magazine?
• Jeremy loses his mind over the movie explaining every little detail of the OT, down to how Lando mispronounced Han's name.
• The Running Gag about Jeremy getting annoyed at the pointless sex jokes within the movie.
• "Chewbacca Ex-Machina! Chewbachina?"
• When Lando cradles L3-37s remains in his arms:
  Jeremy: I know we're supposed to feel sad and all that but all I can think of is...dude, you f*cked that robot. That's whack.
• At the Kessel Run:
  Jeremy: This goes Han for some time.
• This:
  Darth Maul: You and I...will have further business together.
  Jeremy: I don't know about that. Did you SEE the box office numbers for this thing?!

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

• "Damn, I forgot what all that s*it just said."
• Kevin Smith doing his signature 'stoner over-analyzing pop-culture' bit is good for several chuckles, particularly the non-sequitur Running Gag theory that this is fundamentally a movie about 'a bunch of people's first day on the job.'
• At the shot-up sandcrawler:
  Obi-Wan: The blast points, too accurate for sandpeople.[...]Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise.
  (Jeremy laughs hysterically at this notion, takes a deep breath, and then laughs hysterically again.)
• "Eww... You got some obvious Phantom Menace in my New Hope!"
• "I'm surprised this radio didn't shoot Han first."
• After two "That's racist" sins, we get to the cantina scene and thus...
  Jeremy: (Circle put around the bass player) That's bassist. *ding*

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

• At Han's Carbonite-frozen face:
  Jeremy: Walt Disney. *ding*
• After Luke and Leia kiss:
  Chewbacca: (unintelligible Shyriiwook)
  Jeremy: Translation: This is some f*cked-up s*it right here. *ding*
• "A-HA! Proof that Cloud City is funded by Gringotts!" (adds an arrow to point out the goblin-like Ugnaughts walking around)
• You'd think that Jeremy would take a sin off for the now famous twist of Darth Vader being Luke's father being a great shocker at the time, but he simply and bluntly laments that the explanation would be complete bullsh*t.
• One of the stingers puts the "Tommy how's the peeping" audio over R2D2 peeking into Yoda's hut.
• The movie's Sentence is "Appears on Maury", including Maury himself saying "You ARE the father!"
• When Chewbacca is fixing the robot C-3PO, C-3PO says, "Oh, yes, that's very good. I like that," and Jeremy sins it for being "reconstructive porn dialogue."

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

• "In shoot first minutes"
• "Spiral-wrapped penis head has a point."
• Slave Leia gets five sins off without comment.
• "Leia's my sister?"
  Jeremy: 1983 audiences then went, "Oh my God! What an amazing surprise! This series just keeps...oh, my God, they kissed SEVERAL TIMES in this series didn't they?" *ding*
• "Leia has memories of Natalie Portman."
• When Leia confesses that she somehow always knew that she and Luke were related, Jeremy plays the scene where she kisses Luke, asking if she knew during that time as well.
  • Near the end, Leia tells Han that Luke is her brother. Han looks confused, and Jeremy thinks he also remembers the kissing scene.
• Star Wars: General Hospital.
• Jeremy's rising anger at the Ewok battle.
  Jeremy: Ha ha ha. So cute. F*ck you. *ding*

Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

• When Rey goes to sell her scrap on Jakku, and is told that it is worth "one quarter portion," Jeremy chimes in with this:
  Jeremy: GameStop. *ding*
• "Rey apparently works for the Ferguson Police Department."
• Jeremy refers to General Hux as "Redheaded Hitler."
• Star Wars: General Hospital.

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi

• This:
  General Hux: We will destroy the rebel fleet and terminate them all.
  Jeremy: I can't believe the editors forgot to put on his twirling moustache!
• During the opening battle, Jeremy points out why one cannon shouldn't manner to The Resistance as "these guys never hit anything anyway with ''all'' the cannons."
• Jeremy comments on Poe's facial expressions by singing lines from "Rebel Rebel".
• When the Porgs first appear:
  Jeremy: Discount Ewoks.
• Jeremy's comments on the infamous "milking scene", if only for how understated it is:
  Jeremy: That thing's got boob-balls.
  • Followed by this, Jeremy's equally understated reaction as Luke drinks the creature's milk:
  Jeremy: Also, drinking unpasturized milk.
• This bit:
  Rey: I come with hope.
  Jeremy: But only Hope? They didn't give you Empire or Jedi?
• Jeremy snaps at the repeated mention of fueling ships throughout the movie, going so far as to say that all the talk about fuel made him give up on the franchise.
• This bit:
  Rey: I was cleaning my blaster when it went off.
  Jeremy: This was my excuse whenever my ex-girlfriend caught me masturbating.
• During the casino escape sequence:
  Finn: Stop enjoying this!
  Jeremy: Oh, believe me, Finn. I'm not enjoying this.
• Jeremy plays the "You can't handle the truth!" scene from A Few Good Men after Rey does not find out her herritage in the cave.
  Jeremy: Rian Johnson the Star Wars troll. You can now roll that clip from A Few Good Men here.
• Jeremy mentions he's still upset about the repeated use of the word "hope" from his Rogue One review.
• As the First Order's laser ram blows up the entrance at The Resistance's hideout, causing a giant explosion, shortly after Rose stopped Finn from kamikazing into it:
  Jeremy: F*cking Michael Bay.

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

• During the opening fight scene:
  Jeremy: Who is he fighting? They look like kindly Baby Yoda types. They're like half-Jawa, half-Ewok. Jawaks? Who are they and what did they do to piss off Kylo Ren? Well, you might care, as do I, but the movie does NOT! "F*ck you; move on, you're too old, let it go, nobody listens to Techno. Now let's go!"
• This bit:
  Palpatine: The might of the Final Order will soon be ready.
  Jeremy: Some of our software has some buggy code, and a lot of the stuff that we promised at the Expo of Evil won't be in the final product. But our launch will still go better than that Warcraft III remake.
• "Meanwhile at the Fortress of Hoth-itude.
• At the shot of some canyons:
  Jeremy: Oh sh*t! They came out of hyperspace and landed on Billy Idol's scalp!
• This bit:
  Rey: Be with me.
  Jeremy: "Be with me"?! Is she talking to Luke or is she anthromorphizing The Force?! Be with me. It sounds like a Michelle Branch song title from 2003.
• When Rey fails to hit the training ball several times:
  Jeremy: Reggie Jackson!
• This bit:
  Poe: Somehow Palpatine returned.
  Jeremy: Writers room's reaction to JJ's big idea gets filmed and included as a scene in the actual movie!
• This:
  Rey: There are cyphers here that I can't read.
  Jeremy: Bummer.
  Rey: But to get there, he said you need one of these.
  Jeremy: Wait, what the f*ck?!
• "A Sith Lord uses the force to choke one of his subordinates. We're just playing the hits here, people. If you enjoyed that, please take out your masturbatory aids now."
• "This necklace break was so dramatic, I think Bruce Wayne's parents just died."
• This bit:
  Lando: I've got a bad feeling about this.
  Jeremy: GOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! JJ, STOP PLAYING ALL THE HITS! This is just like Spock yelling "Khan" all over again.
• This:
  Poe: They fly now!
  Finn: THEY FLY NOW?!
  Jeremy: Excitement?!
• "Did everyone forget about Boba Fett? He flew without comment. He flew without net! He flew long before this dudes even met, and he set the flight bar that these fools forget."
• This:
  Rey: Never underestimate a droid!
  Jeremy: Jesus.
• This bit:
  C-3PO: I know what language this is in! It is in the Runic form of the Sith. Unfortunately-
  Rey: What?
  C-3PO: My programming forbids me to translate it.
  Jeremy: God. Damn. It.
• Jeremy gets increasingly angry as the C-3PO subplot, at one point lamenting that C-3PO should just die.
• This bit:
  Jeremy: Interstellar wave is Interstellar.
• "Wow, Rey wandering through this wreckage is the best Tomb Raider movie ever made!"
• Jeremy adds 100 sins for Kylo Ren smashing the Wayfinder, thus making the majority of the film completely pointless.
  • Jeremy later adds 50 more sins for the movie rehashing lessons already learned in Return of the Jedi.
• Jeremy repeatedly points out that the 16 hour warning should have been over by now.
• "I can't believe I'm saying this bur I'm acually bored with this lightsaber battle. What do we think is going to happen here? Every lightsaber battle in the original trilogy seemed consequential. [...] This is just a laser show. Play some Pink Floyd or something.
• When Han makes a cameo:
  Jeremy: Han-service.
• This bit:
  Lando: We had each other.
  Jeremy: (in a Vin Diesel impression) FAMILY.
• At a force ghost of Luke:
  Jeremy: AND THE STAR WARS FAREWELL TOUR CONTINUES! Next up: Porkins! Mace Windu! The Ghost of Anakin from the Original Trilogy before he was replaced by Hayden! And a fantastic cover band called "There Can Be Obi-Wan!"
• "Yeah, you can darken the screen and illuminate it with a blue lightsaber but this de-aged Leia is still f*cking creepy!"
• "If there's anything I've learned from watching 9 Star Wars films, it's that the Empire/First Order DIDN'T LEARN A GODDAMN THING in a 60 year timespan."
• This:
  Poe: But not today! Today, we make our last stand!
  Jeremy: OH MY GOD.
• At one point, Jeremy is literally dumbfounded by something:
  Jeremy: They're...riding horse-things...on top of a spaceship.
• This:
  Leia: This is yours.
  Jeremy: Yeah, Chewie. NOW you get a medal, 30+ years later. Not for anything you did, but for fanservice.
• One of the outtakes:
  Poe: How did you find it?!
  Lando Colt 45. Works every time.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

• This part.
  (Michelangelo swings his nunchuks around to intimidate a foot clan ninja)
  (Ninja starts swinging his nunchuks around)
  Jeremy: Nunchuk rap battle. *ding*
  • "Also, EVERYONE WAITS DURING THIS BULLS*IT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING!!"
• This moment:
  Answering Machine: Hi, this is April...
  Jeremy: No it's not, bitch! The electricity was severed... REMEMBER? *ding*
• At one point of the video, he deducts a sin for Sam Rockwell being cast in the movie before being known for his roles in other movies, like Galaxy Quest. In one of the stingers, we get this:
  Splinter (as Jason): You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy!
  Sam Rockwell's TMNT character (as Guy Fleegman): I'm not?! What's my last name?
  Splinter (as Jason): It's, um, um- I don't know.
  Sam Rockwell's TMNT character (as Guy Fleegman): Nobody knows! Do you know why?! Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

TMNT (2007)

• The sentence: Michael Bay, complete with Raphael yelling "NO!!!!!!"
• On April's yellow skintight ninja getup.
  April: I got it on my last trip to Japan. You like it?
  Jeremy: Yes I do. Oh wait, she was talking to Casey wasn't she? *ding*
• "I tried ripping off a woman's necklace in one clean swoop. The REASON why I did it is none of your business. The point is, that necklace did NOT stay in tact and I got kicked in the balls."

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

• Everything wrong with TMNT 2014 in F*ck Michael Bay Minutes...
  Sacks: Let's take a bite out of the Big Apple!
  Jeremy: At some point the director said "let's have him take a bite out of the Big Apple. It'll make him look like even more of an asshole." *ding*''

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

• Jeremy says the Turtles haphazardly throwing around a pizza box in the opening scene would only result in what he calls "lasagna-pizza, which is when after jostling, the contents of a pizza box resemble lasagna as much as it does pizza."

Terminator franchise

The Terminator (1984)

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

• Jeremy calls out the T-1000 trying to force Sarah Connor to "Call to John" when he could easily kill her, then imitate her voice.
  T-1000: Call to John now.
  Jeremy: Is this guy programed to be a torture bot? One of the tricks he showed he can do earlier in the film is perfectly imitate someone's voice. He does not need Sarah to call to John. He could kill Sarah and do it himself. He even does her voice here in a minute!! Buuuut we're buying time for Arnold to save the day, so... *ding*
• Jeremy keeps pointing out the Pepsi product placements.
• "Because of a machine, a Terminator can learn the value of human life. Maybe we can, too."
  Jeremy: Nope! *ding*

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

• When the T-X is sawing through the roof of the car that Kate, John and the Terminator are in:
  Jeremy: SHOOT THE THING! WITH THE THING! *ding*
• Jeremy's reaction to John Connor's comment towards his future wife.
  John Connor: You remind me of my mother...
  Jeremy: So let's get married! *ding*

Terminator Salvation

• The image they use for the final sin tally and sentence is of John getting impaled.

Terminator Genisys

• "Jai Courtney." *ding*
  • "Movie stupidly thinks the only reason audiences haven't taken to Jai Courtney yet is because they haven't seen him naked enough."
• "There is no fate for that which we make for ourselves"
  Jeremy: Says the 5th movie in a franchise utterly DEPENDENT on the future repeating itself. *ding*
• When Sarah shouts "Come with me if you want to live", Jeremy proceeds to list a bunch famous lines from other movies.
  "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. I see dead people." *ding*
• "Were it not for Game of Thrones I would be forced to conclude this girl's acting is generally terrible."
• Jeremy removes a sin for J. K. Simmons' "Goddamn time-travelling robots" line, despite Jeremy's hatred for the film.
• "I guess this kind of nudity is supposed to arouse my shadow puppets."
• During the brief mugshot montage with the main characters, Jeremy laments that Jai Courtney and Emilia Clarke got two additional inches from their real-life heights and that Arnold got four additional inches.
• "I'm not machine. I'm not man."
  Jeremy: I'm Machiniman.
• "YOU get a time machine! And YOU get a time machine! And YOU ge-"
• Young Kyle: He kind of looks like...you, Dad.
  Jeremy: He does not. *ding*

Terminator: Dark Fate

• The video title notes that it's being presented in "Zzzzzzzz Minutes".
• The first sin:

  Jeremy: Movie thinks that by cutting back and forth between T2's Linda Hamilton and a surplus of logos that we're going to forgive the 80 seconds it takes to ramble through this sh*t and movie is wrong.

• At the reused footage from Terminator 2:

  Jeremy: Reruns.

• When the T-800 appears in Guatamala:

  Jeremy: God, I would love to know what information Skynet gave The Terminator in this case. "Yeah, look at a beach in 1998 Guatamala. Records show the Connors were living it up there, throwing caution to the wind. The only thing remaining after Judgement Day was the receipt at the bar where John got his Fanta Orange. We're very lucky we still have it!"

• This bit:

  Sarah Connor: Once, I saved 3 billion people. But I couldn't save my son.

  Jeremy: OK, so why did the machine ignore you?! Why did the assassin look like the Terminator from T2, except he was evil again?! WHY IS THE TERMINATOR WALKING INTO THE OCEAN AFTER COMMITTING A MURDER?!

• A new take on an old Running Gag:

  Jeremy: MacKenzie Davis isn't terminating me in this scene.

  • Later, followed with:
    Jeremy: MacKenzie Davis isn't sledgehammering me in this scene!
    Jeremy: MacKenzie Davis isn't impaling me in this scene!
• "Riding bikes in factories!"
• Jeremy refers to Grace as the "LITERAL Deus Ex Machina!"
• Jeremy's reaction to when the Rev-9 runs up a wall:

  Jeremy: Yeah, that looks totally realistic.

• When Grace senses the Rev-9 coming for her:

  Jeremy: WHAT THE F*CK?! Does she have Spidey Sense or something?! Does the movie ever explain this?! Update: The movie NEVER explains this.

• Jeremy repeatingly get confused of why Skynet lets the Rev-9 seperate from its skeleton.
• "Movie that retcons Terminator Salvation suddenly got a lot more Terminator Salvation than it wanted to!"
• This bit:

  Jeremy: This Terminator tries using a drone to assassinate its target and that's just poor sportsmanship. What a bitch move, Rev-9.

• Later:

  Guard: Excessive violence has been authorised!

  Jeremy: Another bitch move: getting the armed forces to kill them for you!

• This:

  Felipe: When you get to the wall, there's a door underneath. Flacco will show you the way.

  Jeremy: See, it's advice like this that caused the Dallas Cowboys to trade Flacco in 2019!

• When the Rev-9 watches Grace, Sarah and Dani escape:

  Jeremy: Aww. I was hoping he could turn into a helicopter.

• This:

  Sarah Connor: I don't have a picture of John. I thought if we didn't keep it, they couldn't find him...but now I'm forgetting what he looked like!

  Jeremy: You mean Edward Furlong? Yeah, me too.

• This bit:

  Sarah Connor: Nice family. Is she a Terminator, too?

  Jeremy: No, she's a Terminator Salvation!

• This:

  Grace: So you somehow GREW a conscience?!

  Jeremy: Grace would terminate at Cinemasins!

• This bit:

  T-800: I won't' be back.

  Jeremy: Yawn. They should have called this movie "Terminator: Groan and Boredom". Also, gee, I wonder if he'll make a sacrifice to save the day, even though he already did this in Terminator: Rise of the Machines. And in T2.

• During a battle sequence:

  Jeremy: This movie saw Spider-Man: Homecoming's dark and confusing plane sequence and thought "We can top that if we add ANOTHER PLANE!"

• When the characters head to the Hoover Dam:

  Jeremy: This movie had SIX credited writers. You can tell by how tropey and generic and Hoover Dammy it is.

• When the Humvee is submerged underwater:

  Jeremy: You'd think that a movie produced by the same man who directed The Abyss would have better underwater photography. You thought wrong.

• "Movie doesn't John Wick 3 the underwater bullets and that's just wrong."
• At one point, Jeremy notes that the Rev-9 is "the dumbest robot in cinematic history after that Happy Birthday Paulie asshole from Rocky IV."
• This:

  Sarah Connor: Carl! Wake up!

  Jeremy: That apparently worked.

• When the T-800 and the Rev-9 fall down from a platform:

  Jeremy: Oh, wow, look. The T-800 DID manage to sacrifice itself, just like I predicted. So innovative. Such creativity.

• The sentence: Transforminators: The Hoover Dam Chronicles

Tomb Raider series

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

• The first sin of the video:
  Jeremy: All those in favor of never starting another movie with an opening eye, say 'aye'...er, 'not-eye'.
• At one point, Jeremy expresses shock at Lara having the upper body strength for stunts, noting that "I've seen breadsticks bigger than her forearms."
• "Tomb Raider inspired so many "Planetary Alignment" drinking games that DUI arrests tripled in the summer of 2001."
• Jeremy goes out of his way to sin 'every' instance of poor editing.
• During a particularly incomprehensible action sequence:
  Jeremy: There's so much... whatever... going on here that I'm adding 20 sins.
• This moment:
  Jeremy: You know, if Christopher Walken was in this movie, I'd remove at least 5 sins.
• The final sin:
  Credit: Directed By Simon West
  Jeremy: Oh, to be the man who has never topped Con Air.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle Of Life

• This:
  Treasure Hunter: When he dives, we dive! We've got to find out what's underneath there.
  Jeremy: So, treasure hunters are the equivalent of people driving around mall parking lots, just waiting for someone to pull out to steal their spot.
• This moment:
  Lara: This'll be the biggest find since the lost pyramids!
  Jeremy:Were the pyramids lost?...How does one lose a pyramid, anyway?
• "Thankfully, the screenwriters kept all of the witty banter from the first movie intact."
• "Movie mispells Kazakhstan! What kind of cheep production leaves typos in a finla product?!"
• This moment:
  Reiss: Haven't you ever looked around and thought that maybe some people shouldn't be here?
  Jeremy:Let's start with people who try adapting video games into movies!
• "Apparently, a bunch of creatures from the Resident Evil set got bored and decided to visit the Tomb Raider set."
• This moment:
  Lara: They seem to react to movement.
  Jeremy: Hmmm, where have I heard THAT before? (while the Jurassic Park theme plays in the background)

Transformers franchise

Transformers

Kid in café: Wow! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon... I swear to God!
Jeremy: Whoa, whoa,... the director of Transformers just b*tch-slapped the guy who directed Armageddon. *ding*

Revenge of the Fallen

Dark of the Moon

• The narrator's thoughts on the more critically lauded supporting actors plants a mind-warping what-if idea for a movie in our heads:
  "If I told you 'you're about to see a movie with Frances McDormand, John Malkovich and John Turturro', you'd probably think along the lines of a Coen brothers film, right? Do you know how much money I'd pay to see the Coens direct a Transformers movie? All the money. *ding*

Age of Extinction

• The opening titles don't even bother acting professional. "Everything wrong with Transformers: Age of Extinction in a fraction of the length of this f*cking dog-sh*t movie"
• The narrator mocking Tessa and her inability to obtain a scholarship.
• From the overdubs:
  Optimus Prime: HERE I AM!
  Scorpions: Rock you like a hurricane!
• Also,
  Optimus Prime: But whenever you look to the stars, think of one of them as my soul."
  Fievel: "Somewhere out there..."
• The narrator's response to a theater owner complaining about remakes:
  Theater Owner: The movies nowadays, that's the trouble. Sequels of remakes, bunch of crap.
  Jeremy: F***CK YOUUUUUUUUU! You don't get to make this joke after building an entire career out of the sh*t this theater owner is bemoaning. That's like having your cake, eating it, and then saying "F*ck cake! I'm above it!" *ding*
• This bit,
  Cade: [about the drone he recovered from the CIA operatives] "Somebody somewhere gave that order. I'm gonna find some fingerprints."
  Jeremy: [utterly flabbergasted] You're f*cking going to f*cking do what? *ding*
• "Movie rips off the screenplay I wrote when I was seven."
• This part as well:
  Megatron: Prepare for interstellar launch.
  Jeremy: Dude, I've been preparing for the launch of that movie since the f*cking cast was announced. I'm SUPER excited for...oh, you're not talking about the movie, are you? *ding*
• "Caesar Flickerman just asked Frasier Crane for semen. I am officially giving up my fanfiction career."
• The Take That! against Nicola Peltz. Jeremy is quick to identify her as the girl from The Last Airbender and says not only did her acting did not improve, it got worse.
• When Attinger offers to send Cade back to his barn, Jeremy plays footage of Cade's barn exploding, saying "Urrgh".

The Last Knight

• Right at the beginning, we get this:
  Merlin: It's awful!
  Jeremy: I know, have you SEEN the editing and camera angles of this movie?!
• "Yep, that's what people in America do. They go on Chinese websites to look at Lamborghinis."
• "Transformers 5: Attack of the Drones!"
• After Mark Wahlberg's character grabs on a drone after falling off a building:
  Jeremy: Oh, f*ck off.
• At one point, the action is so stupid, Jeremy doesn't even finish his sin:
  Jeremy: Movie expects us to believe...Huh.
• The Michael Bay credit at the end of the film gets 1000 sins. Just after the Sin Counter nearly breaks again, but Jeremy is saved by the backup they bought.
  Jeremy: F*ck! Not again! Oh yeah, we bought a backup this time. Phew.

TRON franchise

TRON

• At the film's logo:
  Jeremy: That is a terrible "R".
• Jeremy sins arcades yet again.
• This bit:
  Flynn: Alright, give me room. Here we go!
  Jeremy: Thinking you need room for a stick based arcade game. If you're playing a shooter with a gun accessory, maybe but the 8 year old playing Defender doesn't need to hear your arrogant declaration for more space. Just put your head down in sadness like the rest of us.
• At the Lightcycle Race:
  Jeremy: I understand that people say these effects are dated but, to be fair, they were dated in 1982 as well.
• This bit:
  CROM: This is all a mistake. I'm just a Compound Interest Program!
  Jeremy: Within five minutes, it's clear that Wreck-It Ralph and The Matrix took from this movie but they did those concepts so much better that I have to give this movie a sin.
• As Flynn uses his computer:
  Intertitle: MEANWHILE, IN THE REAL WORLD...
  Jeremy: Reading. Also, since programs are part of the real world, shouldn't this say "meanwhile in our world"? Otherwise, you're negating the effect of your worldbuilding. Or, better yet, maybe don't even include the text at all. I think we can figure out the difference between the two worlds without a text transistion.
• This bit:
  Flynn: You are the best program ever written.
  Jeremy: Vanity.
• Jeremy cracks up at Clu's Girly Scream, sinning it twice.
• This bit:
  Clu: No! I must have gotten in there by mistake.
  Jeremy: There are many people responsible for making this movie. So the sin is for whoever decided to set this actor's performance to Tommy Wiseau up to 11.
• At the first shot of Alan Bradley:
  Jeremy: The director said "Let's give this guy an apple so we see he's Bruce Boxleitner. I mean, an asshole. I mean, a Bruce Boxleitner kind of asshole."
• This bit:
  Computer: ADDRESS FILE EMPTY. TRON PROGRAM UNAVAILABLE.
  Jeremy: Great. Does that mean we can Roll Credits?
• This:
  Popcorn Guy: Hey, Alan, can I have some of your popcorn?
  Jeremy: THIS f*cking guy.
• This bit:
  MCP: Do you realise how many outside systems I've gone into? How many programs I've appropriated?
  Jeremy: Computation Appropriation!
• These two sins in succession:
  Dr. Gibbs: Ah, interesting, interesting.
  Jeremy: Not pictured here: anything remotely interesting.
• Followed with:
  Dr. Gibbs: Actually, what we propose to do is to change something into nothing and back again.
  Jeremy: Also known as Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift.
• This:
  Dr. Gibbs: You might as well have said "Here comes something, here goes nothing."
  Jeremy: Christopher Lloyd mixed with Richard Attenborough would be excellent at CinemaSins!
• This bit:
  Lora: Don't put money in the meters, we'll need it for the games.
  Jeremy: "We might get our van towed but I'll at least finally be able to get the high score on Joust and put in my initials F.U.K!"
• Jeremy sins floor-level couches, noting that his knees hurts everytime he sees one.
• This exchange:
  Dr. Gibbs: User requests is what computers are for.
  Dillinger: Doing our business is what computers are for!
  Jeremy: No, pornography is what computers are for. Although that does fufill both user requests and "doing business" so...carry on.
• As Flynn is sent into the computer:
  Jeremy: This CG Is on for some time.
• This:
  Program: I said, move!
  Jeremy: Look, if this is about those parking tickets...
  Jeremy: Whenever you are stuck in a program with a poke, Kevin Flynn will be there with a joke.
• This bit:
  MCP: Someone pushes me, I push back!
  Jeremy: "Because apparently I've been programmed to be vindictive."
• This:
  Sark: Make him fight one of his own kind!
  Jeremy: That's racist!
• This bit:
  Sark: Send out every game tank in the grid!
  Jeremy: Is he talking to Pac-Man?
• When the programs drink power:
  RAM: Boy, you forget how good the power feels until you get to a pure source.
  Jeremy: This scene is a visual representation of the creator's cocaine breaks.
• This bit:
  RAM: Flynn? Save TRON.
  Jeremy: We are 56 minutes into the movie so the movie can't be saved at this point but Jeff Bridges can give it his best try.
• This:
  Sark: I don't believe this.
  Jeremy: I've been saying that under my breath the whole movie.
• As Flynn lifts the glowing disc:
  Jeremy: I'd say "This works" if I knew what any of this was.
• Jeremy laughs when a Program jumps to its death than deal with fighting Flynn.
• As MCP spins around:
  Jeremy: I'd remove sins if this discount Face of Boe blew chunks when he stopped spinning.
• When Flynn kisses Yori:
  Jeremy: Kissing a computer program.
• One of the outtakes splices in The King of Kong to Flynn playing at the arcade.

TRON Legacy

• The first sin of the video:
  Flynn: The Grid.
  Jeremy: The Narration.
• Followed by a Title Drop:
  Jeremy: Roll light cycles.
• This:
  Flynn: There were disc battles and motorcycles made of light! It was amazing!
  Jeremy: Well, as amazing as 1982 could look anyway.
• This bit:
  Newscaster: Flynn was best known for creating TRON, the world's greatest video game.
  Jeremy: This is a world where Cool Spot never existed.
• Jeremy wondering if it's too soon to take sins off for the music.
  Jeremy: Is it too soon to take a sin off for the incredible Daft Punk score? Cause sweet damn, this is good stuff!
• Jeremy calls out the movie for wasting Cillian Murphy.
• "Sam is a disc to glass floors."
• Upon seeing the older Flynn:
  Jeremy: The curious case of Benjamin Bridges.
• This:
  Sam: What happened?
  Flynn: CLU happened.
  Jeremy: In the foyer, with the candlestick?
• Jeremy deducts a sin for the music, but adds a sin for the actual Daft Punk cameo:
  Jeremy: Ah, what a couple of punks.
• "F*cking Jarvis."
• This:
  Castor: But we're not here to relive the past!
  Jeremy: Actually, that's EXACTLY why you're here.
• When Sam tells Flynn about 2010, Jeremy calls out him not mentioning "Robert Patterson and Kristen Stewart's relationship, the beginning of One Direction or Lady Gaga's meat dress. Talk about the important stuff here, man!"
• Jeremy's reaction to the question of what users are good for:
  Jeremy: Scarfing down Ho-Hos and Doritos in front of Uncharted for 72 hours straight?
• These 2 sins in succession:
  Flynn: TRON, what have you become?!
  Jeremy: I've been asking myself that question for the last hour and 47 minutes.
• Followed with:
  Sam: It's over! It's all over!
  Jeremy: In your dreams, Sam.
• One of the outtakes plays Magic Dance over Castor's dancing.

Twilight series

Twilight

• "See Spider-Man? Even Bella F*cking Swan uses Google over Bing."
• "These traits describe Lebron James, not vampires."
• "Bella searches for 'Cold One' and doesn't get a million Budweiser ads."
• As Bella and Edward head off to the woods for the infamous reveal scene: "You know everyone thinks you're going off to pork, right?"
• In reference to one of Edward's, er, intense stares at Bella.
  Jeremy: I tried looking at a girl like this once, but all I got was a restraining order. (ding)
• Jeremy notices a continuity error with some extras between shots, and comes up with this explanation:
  Jeremy: Bella trips so hard it pushes the girl with no hat into another dimension and replaces her with a girl in a hat.
• The Bonus Round at the end of the video makes count of the various noises Bella makes over the film, ranging from breaths, gasps, mutterings, and awkward laughs.

New Moon

• "Hey, they got a new actor to play Jacob who isn't shirtless all the time!", followed up about a third of the video later, the second Jacob takes off his shirt: "Hey, Taylor Lautner's back! Where was he the whole movie?"
• His final sin: "Not one pie was f*cked in this movie."
• The post-sentence sequence that just replays the scene of Bella and Jacob talking about "the Rabbit"(a car he's refurbishing)with a caption pointing out that apparently no one working on this movie was aware a rabbit is also a type of vibrator.

Eclipse

Bella: Oh my God. Dad? I'm a virgin.
Jeremy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

• Jeremy generally losing patience with the franchise.
  Jacob: Bella.....this is what we do.
  Jeremy: After a pause that long, I would've taken fifty sins off if he'd just said "Bella.....shut the fuck up." *ding*

Breaking Dawn Part 1

• "This f*cking guy."
• "Also, Edward's Vampy Sense is TINGLING! His skin is TWINKLING! And I think I'm going to head to the bathroom for a little TINKLING!"
• "Anna Kendrick is all of the following things here in this scene: hot, correct, inappropriate, judgemental, selfish, and hot."
• "It's weird to be back on two legs again... and in clothes."
  Jeremy: This is exactly what my college girlfriend said to me after a particularly—
• "I guess the metaphor here is that Bella is Jesus, sacrificing her virginity for the sake of... wait..."
• Jeremy saying what all of us have probably thought at some point:
  Jeremy: These movies get more and more annoying as they go along, but damn if I don't still really covet that house. Jesus, it's fucking rad!
• As wildly squicky as the implications of the imprinting subplot are, Jeremy's responses are absolute gold.
  Jeremy: Also, Jacob imprints on a fucking baby. He just fell in love with a baby. I just want everyone to know that Jacob fell in love with a baby. I don't care if it means they'll "just be friends", or "he'll be her protector", or whatever the fuck they want to do to justify this shit, he just fell in love with a baby.
• The stingers where the guests are booing Bella as she gets married and leaves for her honeymoon.

Breaking Dawn Part 2

• Jeremy delivering the first sin in such an "I'm so done with these movies" tone.
  "It's not a f*cking Twilight movie without a motherf*cking helicopter shot over some motherf*cking woods." *ding*
• This.
  Bella: Edward thinks that we'll find answers in Brazil.
  Jeremy: He knows a Street Fighter there by the name of Blanka. The guy is just electric. *ding*
• "Also, good thing this baby is super-flammable what the f*** did I just say."
• When Edward makes the wolves go away by reminding them of their imprinting laws:
  Jeremy: (muttering in mock anger) Stupid imprinting... stupid Jacob... Someone should write a law about imprinting on vampire children. Too late now... stupid imprinting... *ding*
• On Aro's weird laugh/squee upon seing Renesmee:
  Jeremy: Aro has a stroke, but because he's a vampire, the only symptom is what a cat sounds like when it experiments with anal. *ding*
• This exchange
  Bella: No-one has ever loved anyone as much as I love you.
  Jeremy: (Without missing a beat) Fuck you. *ding*
• When a vampire is angry after learning the Cullens were "consorting with the werewolves, our natural enemies!" Jeremy finds it very amusing.
  Jeremy: That's been all five movies, though, right?! This guy wants to fight so bad he's grasping at straws. [mockingly] "But...they sparkle!" *ding*

X-Men film series

X-Men

• “If only Oscar Schindler had sold that damn ring and used the money to save Erik Lennsehrr.”
• When Rogue (Anna Paquin) says "I saved your life" in a Southern twang.
  The producers of True Blood later saw this and said "Yes, this is exactly the fake Southern accent we want." *ding*
• I wonder how many times Patrick Stewart called Cyclops “Geordi” during shooting.

X2: X-Men United

• When the movie opens in Washington, DC the narrator says "DC Comics", followed by a buzzer and no sins.
• This bit.
  Stryker: We developed the technology that built [Magneto’s] plastic prison.
  Jeremy: So, plastic?
• When a screaming mutant girl is overwhelmed by Stryker’s goons, Jeremy admits that he wanted evil to win there.
• “Oh no. Don’t let Stryker know the mutants’ one weakness is *NSYNC."

X-Men: The Last Stand

• When he sees a protest sign saying “What will they cure next”, Jeremy hopes it’s cancer.
• “Magneto’s The Cure cover band has entirely too many members.”
• "Jeez does anyone in this series ever stay dead? Well... Cyclops does. Because, f*ck Cyclops."

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

• His comment on whether Wade actually kills the guards:
  Wade: Okay! People are dead!
  Jeremy: (shows arrows pointing to Wade's swords that have no blood on them) Really? Were they bloodless people? *ding*

X-Men: First Class

• He takes off a sin for the Wolverine cameo.
• When Magneto wrecks the room in the prison camp after his mom is killed, and while doing so, yells, "NEIN!!!!"^note In case you're wondering, "nein" is German for "no":
  Jeremy: German Revenge of the Sith.

The Wolverine

• When Yashida is revealed to be the Silver Samurai:
  Yashida: Don't look so shocked.
  Jeremy: I am not shocked.
• When Wolverine uses a Pre-Mortem One-Liner on Yashida before he pushes him down a chasm:
  Logan: You asked me to come and say goodbye. Sayonara.
  Jeremy: That's racist. *ding*

X-Men: Days of Future Past

X-Men: Apocalypse

• One of the outtakes:
  Magneto: Who the f*** are you?
  Apocalypse: Too kind, too kind, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ivan Ooze.

Logan

• When a bride flashes Logan:
  Jeremy: At the film's first script meeting, a producer asked "We have an R-Rating, so... what should we do?" Immediately, Tad jumped up, and wrote "BEWBS" on the whiteboard, and everyone laughed. And then the laughing got violent and out of control, and everyone started high-fiving everyone else in the face, and everyone got bludgeoned to death. Later, the Jimmy Johns guy arrived and noticed the dead bodies and the whiteboard... and finished writing this scene and the rest of the screenplay and STILL delivered all his sandwiches on time. *ding*
• After Logan discovers Gabriella's body, Jeremy wonders how Pierce must have found her. He then imagines that Pierce called up motel managers until he found one that answered thusly:
  Manager!Jeremy: Yes! I know who you're talking about. The little girl is always f*king s*it up in the parking lot. Murder them promptly, please. *ding*

Dark Phoenix

• At the Logo Joke:
  Jeremy: Get it?! BECAUSE THE "X" IS ON FIRE?!?!?!?!
  • Immediately followed with "45 seconds of logos!"
• At Jean's narration, Jeremy becomes confident that she will survive throughout the entire film and nothing bad at all will happen to her.
• After Jean's parents are killed in a car crash:
  Jeremy: So, you had a bad day-
• This bit:
  Quicksilver: So, we're doing space missions now. Cool.
  Jeremy: Eventual line reading from a Fast & Furious sequel finds its way in this movie!
• This:
  Mystique: If anything goes wrong, I'll turn around.
  Jean: I know you will.
  Jeremy: She will not.
• When news reports about the X-Men are shown around the world:
  Jeremy: No one will be seated during the B-roll footage that Michael Bay directed.
• This bit:
  Mystique: Strap in. We're going home.
  Jeremy: Funny, my college gir- oh, you said strap-IN. Never mind.
• This:
  Charles: Which is why there's no more class for the rest of the day!
  Jeremy: These kids cheer, but it's already 3:30, so class is already done for the day.
• This bit:
  Hank: I've never seen a power reading like this.
  Jeremy: A power reading. A power reading? A POWER READING?!
• When a shapeshifter arrives on Earth and transforms into a human, Jeremy calls it out for not transforming into the dog instead:
  Jeremy: Everyone on the planet loves Golden Retrievers!
• This bit:
  Jean: Come dance with me!
  Jeremy: The best thing you ever did was take a chance with me!
• When Charles rips off his dinner jacket:
  Jeremy: This...jacket has been killing me since...the presidental dinner!
• This:
  Jean: I could hurt you again!
  Cyclops: I'll take that chance.
  Jeremy: Literally every one of my college girlfriends!
• When Mystique is impaled on wooden shards:
  Jeremy: Don't worry, Storm can plug up those holes!
• Later, at her funeral:
  Charles: Raven died doing what she did best-
  Jeremy: Getting impaled.
  • Immediately followed by:
  Charles: But she is not gone...
  Jeremy: She is.
• At one point, Jeremy suggests an alternate title for the film "X-Men: The Huge Waste of Time! Probably would have made as much money as this one too."
• During a fight scene:
  Jeremy: A lot is going on right now. But I'm too dizzy from the editing to care.
• One of the outtakes:
  Charles: Your power is who you are!
  Hogarth Hughes: You are who you choose to be!

The New Mutants

• At the new 20th Century logo:
  Jeremy: We are heading into the third decade of the 21st century and we are STILL using this logo!
• This bit:
  Dani: Inside every person, there are two bears trying to get out.
  Jeremy: "Inside-every-person" cliche. Also, I tried cutting open my stomach to find this inner bears but bled to death before I could find them. Stupid hard to find inner bears.
• At a shot of a burning house:
  Jeremy: Boy, some people go way too far with Burning Man.
• "Waking up handcuffed to a hospital bed. Yes, that is a sin."
• This bit:
  Dr. Reyes: We can't help each other if we don't talk to each other.
  Jeremy: Tell that to the Blue Man Group.
• On Ilyana's look:
  Jeremy: I haven't seen an actor pull off being a blonde this badly since Bruce Willis in The Jackal! They should have called this movie "New Mutants, Bad Wigs"!
• As Dani pounds her fists on the ground in frustration:
  Dani: Arggghh!
  Jeremy: Aaeeerrrhgheaaah.
• This:
  Rahne: His parents sent him here looking for a cure.
  Dani: Is there a cure for being an asshole?
  Jeremy: Having narrated over 900 of this videos, I can tell you that there is not.
• "I've said it before and I'll say it again: herd showers are ALWAYS a sin!"
• Jeremy sins the board game Sequence.
  • Immediately after, he also sins popped collars.
• This bit:
  Ilyana: How about a buffalo wing? Don't your people love buffalo?
  Jeremy: Jesus Christ, is Ilyana's superpower being racist?! Also, buffalo wings are not actually made from buffalo.
• This:
  Dani: A legend of a bear. A demon bear that lives inside of us and feeds off of our fear.
  Jeremy: She said she didn't know her power but she's a bear. I'm betting that she's a bear. Put 200 dollars on "she's a bear" to win!
• "Jesus Christ, this movie is like The Breakfast Club only with even LESS adult supervision and maybe less dandruff. The Mutant Club? The Breakfast Mutants?"
• This bit:
  Sam: I killed my dad.
  Jeremy: That's rough. But do you know what babies taste like?
• When Rahne transforms into a wolf:
  Jeremy: Teen wolf!
• "No one will be seated during the scene where they show this goddamn statue for the 14TH F*CKING TIME!"
• This bit:
  Rahne: She wasn't training us to be X-Men. She was training us to be killers!
  Jeremy: Knowing the history of the X-Men, this is more of a tomato/tomahto situation than you think, Rahne.
• "Demon bear! Demon bear! Doing whatever a demon bear does."
• When Ilyana's hand-puppet comes to life and attacks the demon bear:
  Jeremy: What. The. F*CK?!
• This bit:
  Ilyana: You OK, Lockheed?
  Jeremy: I swear to God, she says the word Lockheed more than the employees of Lockheed Martin say Lockheed every day!
• One of the dirtiest sins ever:
  Dani: Demons can't come in churches, demons can't come in churches...
  Jeremy: Not even if it's oral?
• One of the outtakes splices in Freddy Kruger with the Smiley Men.
  • Another outtake:
  Dani: I asked him which one wins.
  Brian Johnson: Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

Zombieland franchise

Zombieland

• Even the title gets in on the fun, listing in the sin video having a runtime of "nut up or shut up" minutes.
• The first sin:
  Columbus: I wish I could tell you this was still America.
  Jeremy: What your Aunt Fanny posts on Facebook.
• This:
  Columbus: Welcome to the United States of Zombieland.
  Jeremy: Roll Dead-its.
• Immediately followed with:
  Columbus: It's amazing how things can go from bad to total sh*tstorm.
  Jeremy: Batman V Superman and Justice League!
  • Later on:
  Columbus: That was my first run-in with the plague of the 21st century.
  Jeremy: The DCEU?
• The Running Gag about the rules of zombie survival either not making sense or being in a completely random order.
• This bit:
  Tallahassee: You're a cocky little sh*t, aren't you?!
  Jeremy: Things my college girlfriend said to-
• Jeremy points out that most of the zombies seem more concerned with flailing their arms around and running aimlessly rather than trying to eat people.
• Jeremy turns out to not be a fan of the "Zombie Kill of the Week":
  Jeremy: I feel like that hiccuping guy from The Simpsons. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me. (hic) Kill me...
• When Little Rock describes Hannah Montana to Tallahassee:
  Jeremy: Wow, A LOT has changed in ten years, hasn't it?!
• Jeremy sins a billboard advertising 2012 without saying anything or stopping the video.
• After Columbus shoots Bill Murray:
  Jeremy: Bill Murray deserved to die, if not for this zombie fake-out, then for Mad Dog and Glory. Or maybe Larger Than Life.
• Jeremy sins the group for playing Monopoly.
• Jeremy admits that Columbus crashing his motorbike into the bushes is hilarious but still sins the movie anyway for going on too long.
• When the zombies swarm the carnival tent Tallahassee is hiding in:
  Jeremy: They just want the stuffed bunny, man!

Zombieland: Double Tap

• At the Logo Joke:
  Jeremy: Even though you try to make it all cutesy, it's still 35 seconds of logos! You can't have your brains and eat them too, Sony!
• This bit:
  Columbus: Welcome to Zombieland! Back for seconds?
  Jeremy: I know the first movie had some fun with the narration as it had to set up the rules and setting of the universe in an otherwise breezy film. But using it as a crutch for THIS movie is a sin. So...Narration. Also, might as well go ahead and Roll Credits!
• This Biting-the-Hand Humor:
  Columbus: In a world without YouTube, who doesn't love a Homer?
  Jeremy: I'm pretty sure YouTube is one of the only things that would survive a zombie apocalypse.
• At the opening title sequence:
  Jeremy: We're not playing the music here but, Jesus, it only takes a couple of movies for a "Zombie slaughter montage set to Metallica cliche"?! That escalated quickly.
• Jeremy notes that the Freeze-Frame Bonus of a Wesley Snipes presidential pardon has White Men Can't Jump listed as one of the movies, causing him to wonder why no one notices that Tallahassee looks like Woody Harrelson.
• This bit:
  Tallahassee: What do you want for Christmas, little girl?
  Jeremy: I would put a "movie has time for this sin", but that's this entire movie.
• Jeremy merely sighs at the appearance of a Walking Dead comic book, then adds a sin.
• When Columbus shuts off the lights by clapping:
  Jeremy: The f*cking Clapper?! What's next, is he going to ask "where's the beef"?! Between this, the Elvis impersonators and Little Rock's inability to be happy until she finds a man, this movie's going to age WORSE than the original!
• Jeremy sins Columbus wearing a Dragon's Lair T-Shirt because "Dragon's Lair is a horrible horrible horrible game. F*ck, Friday the 13th on the NES had less frustrating gameplay!"
• This bit:
  Wichita Think he'll take the beast thing so hard?
  Jeremy: Not as hard as when he realises he's in a movie that's just a carbon copy of the first one. Sh*t, 22 Jump Street was less blatant about being a rehash!
• Jeremy is still not a fan of Zombie Kill of the Week:
  Jeremy: This movie is dumb.
• Jeremy adds 10 sins for the gag of Tallahassee hating hippies.
  • Jeremy later comments that his hate for the running joke is submented by the joke of Tallahassee hating minivans:
  Jeremy: It's like this movie is determined to beat terrible jokes into the ground! GAHHHH!
• This bit:
  Wichita: Berkeley told us about a new type of zombie that's stronger and faster.
  Jeremy: If it had 2 other things, Kanye would remix it into a song.
• At one point, Jeremy gets so fed up with the survivors that he switches allegiance to the zombies.
• When Madison hits the windshield because she forgot to buckle her seatbelt:
  Jeremy: Ha. ha. ha. It's funny because she got hurt and she's stupid. Ha.
• This:
  Tallahassee: This is going to be a long drive.
  Jeremy: I hope not because this movie feels WAY longer than the actual runtime.
• Jeremy gets annoyed when the movie introduces counterparts of Tallahassee and Columbus only to kill them 10 minutes later.
• When Madison inexplicably shows up riding an ice-cream truck, Jeremy is stunned for the first time:
  Jeremy: I...I think the movie's sinning itself now. It's like a human without brains. It's an APPROXIMATION of a movie but it can't function completely as a movie.
• Jeremy later notes that Madison "is too stupid to be in a terrible SNL sketch!"
• "The only reason these goddamn motherf*ckers are shooting these goddamn motherf*cking fireworks is to attract the goddamn motherf*cking zombies for the goddamn motherf*cking finale!"
• The sentence: Trapped in a freezer.
  SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm so cold, that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks!
• One of the outtakes:
  Little Rock: I'm never going to get married or have a family!
  Dom Torreto: Nothing is more important than family!