Funny / Child's Play 3

• Sergeant Botnick's almost fetishistic obsession with cutting hair to the point that he tries to cut Chucky's when he runs out of trainees. Especially since his Catchphrase upon finishing a trim is to declare "You're bald" despite his subjects always having a fair amount of hair remaining.
• Tyler unwraps Chucky's packaging and awkwardly says "A Good Guy." A Beat... then cue Chucky explosively breaking out the Good Guy box.
• And then afterward, Chucky says to Tyler: "Tampering with the mail is a federal offense!" Coming from a psychotic serial killer, this is just priceless.
• Basically, every interaction between Tyler and Chucky. Tyler adores Chucky, whereas Chucky thinks Tyler is a nuisance but he feigns friendship anyway.
• Chucky seeing Andy's Playboy magazine and saying "Andy, how you've grown!"
• Chucky accidentally giving Colonel Cochrane a heart attack, thus robbing him of the chance to actively murder him. His reaction is 24 karat gold.
  Chucky: Oh, you gotta be fuckin' kidding me!
• Chucky vowing revenge and wiping his face in disgust after Kristin and her friend Ivers put lipstick on him.
• Chucky slitting the barber's throat and saying "Presto, you're dead!" as an Ironic Echo to his own catchphrase.
  • Seconds after, Whitehurst walked in and sees the barber's corpse in the chair, scared shitless.
    Chucky: Boo!
    [Whitehurst runs away]
• Shelton's amused reaction to finding out Chucky's alive is a smug "Fuck me."
• "Don't fuck with the Chuck!"
• "Chucky's gonna be a bro."
• While the scene ends in Nightmare Fuel, the garbage truck scene starts off kinda funny, from how Chucky's put in the dumpster to his long and panicked scream of "STOP!" when the dumpster starts rising. Finally, there's Chucky's reaction to being dumped in the back.
  Chucky: SHIT!
• When Chucky spies on Andy and Kristen kissing, he’s actually touched by the sight of it, but quickly snaps out of it: "Man, I really gotta get out of this body!"

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