Funny / Bride of Chucky

• A stoner sees Chucky crawling past his car. Chucky flips him off. The stoner just says, "Rude fucking doll..."
  • That same stoner's reaction to having a cop car explode and its flaming emergency lights landing on his car's hood is to simply adjust his hat and duck down.
• Chucky playing with a Speak & Spell:
  Speak & Spell: Spell "woman". (Chucky spells "Bitch") That is incorrect. The correct spelling is... (Chucky throws it against the crib, making it distort) W-O-M-A-N.
  Chucky: Shows how much you know.
• The exchange between Chucky and Tiffany after he explains the Heart of Dambala.
  Chucky: I was wearing it around my neck the night those bastards gunned me down. It was buried with my corpse in Hackensack, New Jersey.
  Tiffany: All right, let's go.
  Chucky: Oh, sure. I'll steer and you can work the pedals. WE'RE DOLLS, YOU DOLT!
  Tiffany: OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! (begins sobbing hysterically)
  Chucky: (annoyed) Ayyyy, yi, yi...
  (Tiffany continues crying loudly)
  Chucky: Shut up!
  Tiffany: (stops crying) YOU shut up!
• When Tiffany is trying to arrange transportation with Jessie, she tells him that she can't transport the "special dolls" herself because she's "looking after someone who's mentally incapacitated". Cut to Chucky drinking from Tiffany's fishbowl with a straw.
• When Jessie heads over to Tiffany's trailer, Tiffany (who just got her doll body) isn't sure what to do. Chucky tells her to "just act natural". She does so by striking a melodramatic pose, with her hand on her forehead.
• When Jesse gives Jade a Sickeningly Sweet-tier love affirmation, Chucky responds by making a jerk-off motion to Tiffany's disgust.
• After Tiffany brutally murders the couple in the next door honeymoon suite, Chucky looks at her in awe and says "I love you!"
  • "Well I dunno about you, but I'm starting to feel like Pinocchio now..."
  • This exchange, during the "love scene":
    Tiffany: Ohhh... Chucky, do you have a rubber?
    Chucky: A what?
    Tiffany: (whispers) A condom.
    Chucky: (laughs) Have I got a- Tiff, look at me! I'm ALL rubber!
    Tiffany: Wait, I thought you were plastic?
    Chucky: Tiff... Kiss me.
    Tiffany: Okay.
• Chucky coming face-to-skeletal-face with the remains of his human body and screaming in terror. It's the first time we see him genuinely scared and it's pure Black Comedy.
• Tiffany learns how to resurrect Chucky by reading "Voodoo for Dummies".
• When Chucky and Tiffany get into it with their domestic trouble as a result of Jesse and Jade stoking tensions. A furious Tiffany starts throwing plates.
  Chucky: What would Martha Stewart say?!
  Tiffany: FUCK Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!
  • Also, this absolute burn from Tiffany:
    Tiffany: (to Jade) Take it from me, honey: plastic is no substitute for a nice hunk of wood!
    • The shocked look on Chucky's face, and the stunned silence that follows, absolutely sells it.
  • And, after he recovers:
    Chucky: (to Jessie) I didn't hear her complaining last night. (Turns to Tiffany) Any man would need a hunk of plastic, probably battery-operated to get a reaction out of you in bed! And by the way, WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO BAKE?! (chucks a cookie at her head)